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00:08welcome to inside we've taken 12 of the biggest names on the internet and put them all under one
00:16roof for seven days they'll be put to the ultimate test battling it out for 1 million pounds are we
00:24comfortable shut up we strip them of everything no comfort no clout to hide behind your follow
00:34account means nothing this isn't fake and if they can't hack it everything has a price and the spend
00:44comes straight from the prize cards across the week the insiders will face drooling sad men
00:51challenges these can either earn money back or wipe the pot fleet every alliance they're smarter than
00:58us bro every conflict we have to break them apart every dodgy decision we're watching it all who
01:05taps out when the comforts disappear who will survive the week and take it all this is inside
01:13walk up in the light yeah i'm really i'm talking about light i'm really him hold up
01:30woke up inside like yeah i'm finna win on god
01:41a million on the line light i got some dough i'm trying to spend
01:47side men inside like hey we about to go in on god
01:54i'm back for another series of inside they didn't bother asking me to do the u.s version but on
01:59the
01:59plus side that means i didn't have to watch it back in the uk the challenges are bigger the stakes
02:04are
02:05higher and my voice is more nasally i promise you some real nail biting action well there it is
02:11first inside is vlogger ab his flirting abilities are so bad that he puts the riz in restraining order
02:19oh no no this is awful this is actually terrifying now then bro welcome are you mewing right now are
02:27you
02:27got a strong jawline going on please do you want this do you all right now i'm on netflix before
02:34gta 6
02:35what's going on i've got so much energy my name's ab i'm 22 years old and i'm a youtube vlogger
02:41slash podcast host i guess yeah family welcome back to the vlog and welcome back to i don't know
02:47i didn't have that lined up to say my first if i'm first i'm actually going to kick off i
02:51don't know
02:51what sort of house i'm going to be i think i'm going to be a bit of a sheep like
02:53if everyone's
02:54spending and i'm not just going to be a fool and just not enjoy myself but if everyone's being
02:58well behaved i don't want to be that guy to kind of ruin ruin the vibe so i'll just follow
03:02what else is doing this is actually the truman show i don't know what i've signed up to
03:06oh showers what's the vibe in here we've got a blue shower oh blue and red yeah you're going to
03:16charge for hot water aren't you worst thing that could happen to me in the house is an attractive
03:21woman is interested in me and i have to deal with that on camera i won't worry too much there
03:26pal
03:26next in is ukrainian tiktoker anna malagon she's swapping her castle in la for a house share in
03:33london well she's easily pleased
03:36wow
03:41let's see if i can lift it
03:44i'm anna malagon and i'm an influencer and tiktoker and i'm best known for living in a castle
03:50and having a butler say hi to my uh favorite butler ever say hi to my followers hello do you
03:59think i can maybe bring it with me unfortunately we don't allow pink bunnies in the inside house
04:06you're in good hands of this gentleman goodbye while being inside i'm definitely going to miss
04:13my phone the most and my butler who's gonna bring me my breakfast in the morning and give me a
04:20food
04:20rub and give me a massage and is anybody here hello i'm in here maybe i can convince some of
04:27the
04:28insiders to help me with that we don't have a butler but we can offer you a buttle hello i
04:34recognize
04:34you you have a butler i have but not here unfortunately i'm ab that's gonna be you what's your name
04:40ab
04:40or alfie i'm terrified of females so dropping game on netflix is the worst case scenario here
04:46just make sure you keep 10 feet away from her at all times alfie
04:52um what can we do play hide and seek maybe oh i will actually back hide and seek can i
04:58hide
04:58can i hide you seek okay all right i count till 30 seconds 30 seconds all right
05:05one two three four five there's actually nowhere to fucking hide it's a reality show
05:12seven nine ten what am i doing dropping hide and seek game already you're fucking mad
05:2016 what comes after 16 fuck fuck doesn't always come after 16 anna i was 23 when it finally happened
05:2820 21 22 23 24 25 26 20 seconds 28 29 30 i'm coming for you skipping numbers someone's keen
05:38to find ab
05:40jeez
05:43i like it here i just wanted him to hide so i can be here alone
05:50i need someone else in here already won't be one hiding so you're giving down
05:55i hope he's not in the toilet
05:59there's no spots there's no fucking spots behind with tampons and shit
06:04you can at least cover yourself all right there's nowhere
06:08it's the worst game you could have suggested
06:13next in is marlon he wants to be the biggest streamer in the world
06:17the current biggest streamer is me when looking at marlon that is
06:23security i'm marlon 24 and i'm best known for being a streamer content creator online
06:29i'm known for being a little bit of flirt you know charming whatever it is people definitely
06:33will expect me to flirt my way to that price money
06:38they're right i will do that i will get that price money
06:42are you worried about the challenges
06:45yeah a little bit the part was like animals if they're going to be like any spiders snakes
06:50what like tarantula yeah so if you have to say like who's the most ugly in the house or you
06:55have
06:55to have a tarantula on you are you gonna say it can i say you that poor boy that's actually
07:01just
07:01hurtful as well of course you're the ugliest ab but don't worry you're also the only guy in here
07:11oh wait you're still the ugliest
07:13nice to meet you bro hello how you doing i'm marlon very nice to meet you i know i'm anna
07:18wait where are you from i'm from ukraine but i live in l.a
07:22really well you live in l.a i live in l.a too i'm sweden this fucking guy
07:26i believe ab has been what the kids call mugged
07:30you guys what up bro you good i'm good nice to see you bro wait where'd y'all put the
07:35clothes at
07:36on my bed oh yeah claim your bed bro oh right now yeah yeah well i don't know the fuck
07:40out
07:40we played ours this is the best right here oh so it is good spot marlon this is a dressing
07:46room
07:46it's pretty fucked isn't it wait where y'all at i'm there and i'm here okay i chose the furthest
07:53bed from him all right anna we get it he may as well stick a paper bag on his head
07:58and be done
07:58with it you said you said names anna yeah what are you doing like on social media like what type
08:03of content i have a butler and i live in the castle in l.a yeah so you live in
08:09the castle in l.a
08:11yeah relatable stuff guys but i have a strategy i can't just say that like i need this money
08:16to go on a vacation you know yeah anna has a fucking butler bro like what are you talking about
08:22i'm crazy if you have a butler yo respectfully then why are you even here to compete for the money
08:26no i'm gonna donate it oh for real fuck she's gonna win fuck that i told you
08:35currently single uh you know not really looking but um you know whatever happens happens that's
08:41honestly next in is india whose career began on the reality tv show love island being on this show
08:48must be a full circle moment or a cry for help oh my god i'm really going inside
08:56hello my name is india polack i'm 26 and i'm best known for being a tv presenter
09:02and a former reality tv star you know what i'm gonna try yeah yeah i'm gonna do it
09:10bloody hell my lawyers struggled less with the case i feel like i'm excited to take part in a show
09:15that's less about love and more about me as a person and like building friendships and doing
09:20more challenges nice to meet you my name is india oh is it yeah love island hi alfie nice to
09:26meet
09:26you very nice to meet you hi marlon nice to meet you i'm good i wanted a sofa though like
09:31this is
09:31oh my god is it hard yeah look wait yo am i bugging i didn't they have like a couch
09:37or something
09:37i saw they did they did right yeah yeah no they're like oh wait no no you have to buy
09:43cushions
09:43yeah they're like you have to buy cushions i think you have to buy that's probably a good
09:47yeah no we have to buy cushions this is why are you going to be a spender i'm already plotting
09:51no no we're already spending this i'm essentials only kind of babe okay okay okay but everybody's
09:59idea of essentials yeah so yours probably yeah right right right i think i'll be very mindful
10:05you know and we'll work together yeah next into the house is football fanatic expressions oozing
10:12as a tottenham fan the one expression he'll never experience is happiness oh we're here
10:17jeez we're here blood what's what i'm talking what's going on my g you're good yeah welcome
10:24to the inside welcome to the inside brad i ain't even got a criminal record like what am i doing
10:29it it's probably down to bad life choices luggage on the table oh yeah i had to do a big
10:36stretch
10:36after my case that bloody judge i'm expressions genetically jacked athletically stacked half
10:42band half amazing age i'm three five of jamaican's finest what am i known for i'm known for running
10:48my mouth on youtube today was an absolute disgrace brother i'm seething i'm fuming but i'm gonna try
10:55not to shout because this team has been giving me heart palpitations all season hey miss lloyd
11:01you always told me i'll be inside look i'm inside fam you never knew it was going to be netflix
11:05though
11:06did you look at me bro you know i mean i'm loud they don't want to see me win no
11:10one wants to see
11:11me win my game plan for inside i got it ready i'm inventing kids brad rather two of them zuri
11:17and zion
11:18i'm getting a bracelet made right now my friend's making it you do not want to vote out a father
11:23so if you see me with a wristband lying through my teeth don't tell anyone i can lie through my
11:28teeth
11:28look i've got space what's going on what's going on hello hi we're doing hugs yeah yes these kids
11:35i'm doing it all for you zuri zion my babies i ain't got kids brad next up is youtube og
11:45saffron
11:45barker saffron is actually the second most famous barker just behind eyeshow speed
11:52oh my gosh this is so weird hi i'm saffron barker i'm 25 years old and i'm best known for
12:00sharing my
12:01life online since i was 14. hi mtv and welcome to my crib no i've always always wanted to do
12:08that
12:11i think online people definitely think that i'm high maintenance whereas actually in person i'm really
12:16not so i don't think you're going to see me buying stuff in the shops for the sake of it
12:20well you're definitely not low maintenance oh my gosh this is so weird speaking of which
12:27our next insider is alhan he's an internet personality and menace to society alhan was the
12:33hardest boy in private school which is why he had to shower separately what's going on you all right
12:39hi hi oh you all right yeah nice to meet you alhan genjay 26 coming on 50 and uh best
12:47known for
12:47being a wind up troublemaker bit of a troll but i say how it is i'm here with the mayor
12:52of london
12:52i'm the future mayor my man's going to keep my seat warm not too soon yeah forget me take care
12:57straight not too cute to be security look at you straight through there all right don't talk to me
13:01about that after you saffron oh gosh you want me to go first go on oh god okay nice youtubers
13:06i can't
13:06really stand i think they're all very annoying self-centered pricks but hey i'm one of them
13:11mate come on let's be honest yeah we're kids on the internet that make a lot of stupid money
13:16and we're about to win maybe a million quid but who has this luck
13:36yeah i'm literally gonna look up all of you when i go i'm gonna go through all the butler ones
13:39and just
13:40find out the law thank you no i'll send you the best ones where's your accent from i was born
13:44in ukraine
13:45oh really yeah you survived oh that's a crazy oh my it's a wrap already it's a wrap all right
13:56cut the cameras lord protect me i'm sorry i know so anyway how many more people are we expecting
14:02we have another one here it's reality tv star and every subtitler's worst nightmare chloe ferry
14:11hello hello darling you all right sexy audience luggage on the table please okay don't be smelling
14:19my knickers hi everyone i'm chloe ferry and i've just turned 30 and i'm best known for being on
14:24jolly's show unfortunately very serious aren't you that tray on the left yeah it's your new wardrobe
14:30right there my wardrobe but i look too good to put that out darling i think they'll be happy to
14:36have
14:36me inside because i bring the fun and the bubblyness does i have no word bubblyness
14:41next to enter is ben azelaert ben has around 50 million subscribers and not one of them is old
14:48enough to rent a car oh hello what's your name ben ben are you american yes oh my god where
14:55from
14:55america probably california oh my god california my name is ben azelaert i am 23 years old and you
15:01might know me from my youtube videos where we build crazy things put secret rooms in our house or do
15:06starts today i'm building a secret pool in my room and you're probably wondering why i don't think
15:12i've ever met an american before never met an american i know never in my life i've been to las
15:16vegas
15:17americans live in america so i think you have chloe whoa it's like prison isn't it i plan on taking
15:23the cold showers not taking the meal upgrades not spending any money i want to be deprived of all
15:28things i like i'm trying to take the challenge and be uncomfortable and just do it for real
15:32hello hello everyone oh wow hello hello hello hello nice to meet you yeah my plan is to be a
15:41loyal
15:41competitor i don't want to be backstabbing people i've watched the show there's a lot of that so i plan
15:46on being the friend that's loyal and uh if it comes down to it i'm just gonna be honest i
15:51like a drink i'm
15:51like i'll be honest with you i like a drink i love a glass of sauvignon blanc do you think
15:56that you
15:57think they have it here yeah the better act i'm going home if not i've got to have a drink
16:01this is
16:01like the uk version i feel like a lot of them they'll probably know each other better since like
16:06they're in the same scene if that makes sense like as long as like i'm not the only american because
16:10i
16:10watched the last one the us version they're like singling out the one uk guy and i was like
16:15fuck i don't want to be like that oddball out it's like now you're good i'd eliminate somebody
16:18might as well be him bro next in is cheyenne a presenter who has interviewed wayne lillica and
16:24andrew tate although most police officers could say the same thing oh my god hi my name is cheyenne
16:32reynolds i am 32 now i know a millennial and i am most known for my podcast my interview formats
16:39and trying to show me isn't that really this toxic business yet big mountain cheers for the toxicity
16:46in that can we get pink no kind of insider i'm going to be is the mother hen it would
16:54be absolutely
16:54crazy if someone wants to vote their mom out well cheyenne's next child is about to pop out
16:58and it's lydia violet lydia started streaming a few years ago while in bali my ass did the same thing
17:04curse that tap water hi hi hi oh my goodness i'm cheyenne
17:10cheyenne yeah that's right what's your name i'm lydia nice to meet you hi i'm lydia i am 22
17:17years old and i am a live streamer so um i play video games for a living which is pretty
17:22cool
17:22wait remind your name again lydia first impressions yes okay cheyenne okay oh my gosh i'm remembering
17:28your name i'm so bad at names so i'm just gonna remember yours okay and then everyone else is babe
17:32like oh my god people might be surprised that i am actually english um i know it doesn't sound like
17:39i'm english it's just i'm chronically online and i lived in australia but i'm chronically online
17:45young people nice to meet you hi nice to meet you oh you're right i'm good thank you
17:52nice to meet you oh they're all so nice let's see how long this lasts oh no there goes my
18:05oh my god
18:07these lot have done me now you lot have done me dirty
18:15oh my god one sec i'm coming back i'm coming back i'm coming back i'm trying to meet you
18:21i knew she was gonna be in there black i can't win now this is for my kids but look
18:29dad zuri zion she knows i ain't got kids blood she's got my phone number blood i love podcasts
18:35it's my favorite performance yeah yeah it's the best thing ever made it is actually is is yours
18:39technically a podcast or no i'd like to go back on a talk show i can't believe you're here i
18:44said
18:45i love that you're here okay listen yeah if i invent two kids black and bear make sure you just
18:52go with it
18:52oh yeah that's real subtle you should change your name to micro expressions i need a little sob story
18:58yeah i've got something made i've got a little bracelet made yeah just pretend that you know i've got
19:02yeah yeah don't sell me out blood oh i've never shh cheyenne i did that stand out video for free
19:08blood i did it for you but i remember that yeah why does he need a sob story lena tottenham
19:13fans good
19:13enough expressions has just told me about his kids i feel like stressed i'm actually not that
19:22good at like lying honestly people know if i'm lying so i am actually like look nervous what do you
19:29do i'm a streamer i play video games streamer streamer okay so i like play video games right
19:38live so if you're playing just for example monopoly or crash find a cute and someone's just watching
19:43you and get money yeah you can get money um oh my gosh when we get out okay you should
19:50become a
19:51stripper or a stripper i've actually been gym a few times you know you think anybody's actually
19:56gonna hit a workout our final insider is no stranger to a big lift it's the world's strongest man eddie
20:02hall he's so big and strong that no one's ever told him his hair could shit my name's eddie hall
20:08i'm
20:08also known as the beast i'm 37 years old and i am best known for winning the world's strongest man
20:142017 and being the first human being to lift half a ton off the floor
20:21wasn't too heavy for you was it no might be too heavy for you though
20:27so my diet is essentially carnival all i eat is meat eggs and dairy so yeah rice and beans is
20:32like my worst nightmare hello hello oh my god hi how you doing you're really big i hadn't noticed that
20:39i was so shocked when i saw eddie he was the last person i thought would be here here we
20:45see the
20:46world's strongest man with the world's strongest accents are you the world's strongest man i am
20:50yeah can you lift us in the air one day probably yeah what's the name sorry chloe what's your name
20:56eddie eddie lady eddie heywin no no close eddie comes in the door absolutely humongous that big
21:04he needs his own postcode i've never seen anyone with muscles like that before what's the what's
21:09the best thing you built or done we did a roller coaster off the roof which was in like a
21:15car
21:16like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah with wood and pvc pipes like plastic tubes it's one of those things
21:23i didn't think was possible we did it and someone actually rode it yeah i did yeah yeah it's
21:27fucking scary i think the group dynamic is uh is quite open and we've got some very young people
21:33uh in the group i think expressions is um very expressive just that energy i can deal with that
21:39energy in small doses but i just wonder how that's going to grind on me over seven days
21:44hey hold up 12 people yeah a million pounds split 12 ways 100 grand each more yeah jewellie 85 80
21:52yeah so what are we saying we just all spend 80 bags no bro no wait wait i thought you
22:01were gonna
22:01say let's all save the money so what's the minimum you would like to go home with at the end
22:06of this
22:06that's about yeah how about this nobody has ever went home with over 500 so we could really
22:12so if we all really lock in that we got to be over 500 000 i think that's reasonable yeah
22:17i think
22:18that's not gonna happen but we should try here come the sidemen what they lack in talent looks and
22:22personality they more than make up for with fancy production and guests wow oh it's nice isn't it
22:28this is hello hey buddy you've been working out you're going to attend for me bro stop glazing
22:35you're going to attend for me a little oh okay close the camera oh oh god someone keep jj away
22:44from
22:44oh well i have a verse and i have a mull on
22:45oh my god
22:55oh my gosh
22:58all right let's go let's go and meet them
23:04They're a weird bunch.
23:07Hello!
23:08Hello, hello.
23:10How are we doing?
23:16Welcome to Inside.
23:19Oh, no, he's doing the promo voice again.
23:22Your prize fund starts at one million pounds.
23:26Whoa.
23:28But...
23:28I can only be one winner.
23:32So trust no one.
23:37Hey!
23:39Don't me.
23:41You're very cute.
23:43Hey!
23:44The shop is now open.
23:49Right in.
23:50Okay.
23:52Chloe sprints into the shops.
23:54What could she possibly be after?
23:56Why?
24:01Wait, sofa cushions.
24:0310, that way.
24:04Oh, wow.
24:06Energy drink.
24:07Any sweet...
24:07God, I could do a little.
24:09Where's the alcohol?
24:10That'll be later on.
24:11Oh, okay.
24:12That'll be like a treat.
24:13You're getting withdrawals.
24:14I'm not gonna lie, I am really excited to be here,
24:16but I need a drink.
24:18And on that menu, there is no alcohol.
24:20How am I gonna survive?
24:22Who's gonna tell Chloe this is her intervention?
24:24Where is my white wife?
24:26I need my Savio blood.
24:29Could I contain some crisps, please?
24:30Only first day.
24:32Oh, can I could sell a taco crisps?
24:33Please, I'm sorry.
24:35Crisps?
24:36I won't fucking fill you.
24:38It's the first day, yeah, fuck the cushions.
24:41Just be smart with your money, put it towards your meal upgrades.
24:45Imagine a Prosecco later.
24:46My butt cheeks right now, flat, you get me?
24:49I've got a bum, you know?
24:50Not anymore fam, I've got no back fam.
24:52I need some sofas for that cushion stat.
24:55We need a football, just keep it up.
24:56Two-touch would just, like, go on.
24:58Bro, if there's the air, if there's shit like that,
25:00we need to do it.
25:01They're listening.
25:01The football's gonna be ten bags now that you've said that.
25:03That's worth it.
25:04Yeah, it is.
25:05Just two-touching non-stop, all day.
25:07Hey, be honest, be honest.
25:08Yeah, my boy.
25:09Who do you think it's gonna be like?
25:10Expressions.
25:11Yeah?
25:11What's spending the most?
25:12Oh, is that the question?
25:14What?
25:14Why did you do it?
25:18When did Jimmy Carr arrive?
25:20That laugh is just fucking mental, bro.
25:22I don't trust the boys.
25:23I have to.
25:24Wait, trust the boys about spending?
25:26No, no, I feel like they've seen...
25:27Well, trust it.
25:28No, I don't know what it is.
25:29No, but I feel like the boys, like,
25:30I feel like they need the energy,
25:32so I'm not gonna be stupid to break all the girls out.
25:33No, no, no.
25:34Yeah, no.
25:35I mean, just, you know, trust each other.
25:37Yeah.
25:37Do you reckon the girls are, like,
25:39forming an alliance, like, plotting?
25:40Probably.
25:41It's natural, though, isn't it?
25:42Boys and girls.
25:43Let's be honest, innit?
25:44But girls are very bitchy.
25:45They're not gonna turn, like, on each other.
25:47They're smarter than us, bro.
25:49They're smarter than us.
25:50No, they've got Chloe from Geordie Shore
25:51and Safran Barker.
25:52I don't know how much smarter.
25:56Excuse me.
25:57Hello?
25:58Can you hear me?
25:59Where is the wine?
26:01Ugh, Chloe.
26:02The only wine in this place
26:03is coming from your mouth.
26:04I don't think Chloe gives a fuck about this show.
26:07She doesn't.
26:07She's just here for vibes.
26:08Let me tell you something.
26:09She's here for red wine like you before, Ifan.
26:11I think Cheyenne's gonna be very calculated, yeah?
26:14She's done a dating show,
26:16and she deals with men very well.
26:18I think she might win.
26:19I don't think she could be the ringleader
26:21of what's going on.
26:22Who do y'all think of them is here
26:24to, like, actually win the money?
26:25I think Anna or the livestreamer, bro?
26:27Yeah, Anna.
26:28Anna.
26:29She's gotta buy her some shit back home.
26:31She's got a castle.
26:32She said she's giving all the money to charity if she wins.
26:34Oh, mate, fuck that for a laugh.
26:36Definitely voting her out for that.
26:37Yeah.
26:38Yeah, charity's for losers.
26:42I feel like the boys and the girls
26:43were just plotting separately, though.
26:44We were actually having a good time.
26:46Were you figuring out the master plan
26:47how to let us all down?
26:49Be honest.
26:50Well?
26:51I don't know if there's enough brain cells
26:52of you lot left in here for us to do that, boy.
26:54You know what I mean?
26:54We're just trying to live life and get cushions.
26:56We were just talking about fighting.
26:57This place looks like a kennel
26:59with a pug sat next to an XL bully.
27:02Well, you lot giving us...
27:03Oh, nah.
27:04Hey!
27:04I'm wearing this phone, bro.
27:06Let's go!
27:07I might just get an upgrade now.
27:09Yo, do it quick, do it quick, do it quick.
27:11You know, it'll come down in front of everyone.
27:15Oh, this is the cushions.
27:17That's shit.
27:18That's fucking shit, Sidemen.
27:19That's shit.
27:20That's not model behavior.
27:22I think this is when I realize
27:23I might actually cook.
27:24Does it even say meal upgrade?
27:26Oh, it does.
27:275K.
27:27Wait, wait.
27:285K?
27:29Yo, whoa!
27:30Wait, where is it?
27:31No, we've not got it yet.
27:32I just don't want to spend five grand.
27:34But this is going to be horrific, I can tell.
27:36Ah!
27:38Damn.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:39Oh, that's all right, man.
27:40Is that rice and peas?
27:42That's rice and peas?
27:43That is rice and peas.
27:44That's not even like rice and beans.
27:45I'd say that.
27:46I don't like beans.
27:48This is disgusting, man.
27:50This is my worst nightmare.
27:5110.
27:52Yeah.
27:53I can't eat that shit.
27:54Neither.
27:55I'm just eating rice.
27:56I'll just eat it later, it'll be fine.
27:58Is there anyone that want to try the milk
27:59and see what it is?
28:00Oh, yeah, if I must, yeah.
28:02Oh, really?
28:03Should I just test it out?
28:03Yeah.
28:04No, if I have to, if I have to.
28:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:07Can I confirm a meal upgrade, please?
28:09And you know I like dry food.
28:11So I don't fuck about with it.
28:12Yeah, I got the meal upgrade.
28:13The rice and beans was horrific.
28:16I mean, it was just rice.
28:17That's the same.
28:18Well, you probably don't even like that, huh?
28:20I don't.
28:20I don't even like that.
28:21You're fucking lying.
28:22Nah, don't.
28:23I said to the camera, you know I'm fussy.
28:25Please don't put anything confusing in there.
28:27We're talking mustard, we're talking pickles,
28:29we're talking, I don't know, loads of miscellaneous meat.
28:32I don't even know what was in there.
28:34How is it?
28:35I feel like somebody who isn't as picky as you
28:37needs to be the judge of whether it's good or not.
28:38You're doing surgery.
28:39Um, the meat's good.
28:41Yeah, I'm just avoiding the other shit.
28:45I need to go to the toilet, man.
28:46Again?
28:47Again?
28:48You might want to get that checked, mate.
28:54I confirm that Tango Mango Zero Sugar Blood.
28:58Another can?
28:59Well, he's definitely taking the piss in the shop.
29:01We need to buy things as a team,
29:03and then we need to buy things for ourself.
29:06The shop will be seeing me, bruv.
29:07I'm just no fan.
29:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:11Brother, I've got Tango Mango in my water.
29:14I'm going to be doing that throughout the whole show, blood.
29:17But what else do you do other than streaming?
29:18Like, what do you go up to?
29:19Just all of it.
29:20You know, TikTok, Instagram.
29:22Twitch?
29:23Twitch, yeah.
29:23You make money off that?
29:25Oh, yeah.
29:25You watch it.
29:26I bet all the girls do.
29:26Do you ever do, like, tours or, like, meet and greets or anything?
29:28Yeah, I do.
29:29Yeah, I just did one.
29:30I just did one tour in America.
29:31People follow you.
29:32They stalk you.
29:32Like, I mean, I've had, like, people come to my hotel room,
29:34like, knock on my door, and they're like...
29:35What'd you do?
29:36Do you invite them in?
29:37You know, funny, I swear on my life, I invited them in.
29:39They took a picture and they went out.
29:41Yeah, right, and that old chestnut, I bet you think,
29:43oh, yeah, come on.
29:46I'd like to confirm a proper windup, please.
29:49A windup?
29:50What could this be?
29:51Oh, my God.
29:52What is it?
29:53I'll take that.
29:53Yeah, that's yours, that's yours.
29:54What is it?
29:55Fruit windup.
29:56Is that a fucking joke?
29:58Nah, I don't want it, don't like this.
29:59I'm not being part of your plan.
30:01I'm winning the million pounds.
30:03I love Alhan.
30:04I mean, I watched him on the outside, anyway.
30:06He's quite mischievous, but, like, I don't know.
30:08I feel like we've got a little dynamic duo going on.
30:11Oh, inside friends.
30:12You guys want to take a hot shower or a cold shower?
30:14Listen, I was like, everyone's showering together.
30:16I was like, double up.
30:17Hold on, hold on.
30:18I want to see how cold it is.
30:19Should we do it?
30:19Yeah, should we do it?
30:22OK, how cold is it?
30:23Make sure it's cold.
30:24It's...
30:25It's doable.
30:25Yeah.
30:27In the morning, it's going to be a little different.
30:29Oh, fuck, man.
30:32The insiders have had their rice and beans,
30:34and after simultaneously sharting,
30:36they've had to put on their new sparkling inside uniforms.
30:39I'm admiring your foot.
30:42Thanks, bro.
30:42It's pretty brave you just whacked the dogs out this early.
30:45My fucking feet were really hot.
30:50That noise means, for the first time this series,
30:53the insiders are heading to the challenge arena.
30:55Head to the challenge area.
30:56Oh!
30:57Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
30:59Are you celebrating, Pablo?
31:00It's not, though.
31:00This is when the beef starts.
31:02The beef?
31:02This is when shit gets bad.
31:03I like beef anyway.
31:05Oh, nah, this is when it gets real.
31:07Oh, shit!
31:09Whoa!
31:10Oh, my God.
31:11Oh, this is...
31:12Oh, God, no.
31:14Oh, my God.
31:15This is too close for comfort.
31:18Every round, two insiders will be paired up
31:20and be asked a juicy question.
31:22In order to complete the challenge,
31:23they must truthfully answer each question.
31:26However, whilst doing so,
31:28a few distractions will take place.
31:30If the distraction is too much to handle,
31:33they can press the red button
31:34and step out of the challenge.
31:37But doing so will cost the team 10,000 pounds.
31:42Now, let's play Too Close For Comfort.
31:46Expressions.
31:47Oh, come on, bruv.
31:48Not me.
31:49And Lydia, please.
31:51Why me first?
31:52Enter the box.
31:55Do you actually mind if man pressed the button?
31:57Ten grand.
31:57It's not that much.
31:59It's not that much.
32:00Don't press it.
32:01Bro, you're talking too much, man.
32:02Get in.
32:02Get in the fucking box, bro.
32:04That's outrageous, you know.
32:06It's too small, blub.
32:07How's Eddie getting in this box?
32:08Oh, my God.
32:09I'm actually terrified, guys.
32:13It's like I'm snorkeling and you're like...
32:15Hey, man, listen.
32:17Hey, you lot.
32:17Man needs some support, innit, blub?
32:19I'm scared of everything.
32:23But when you got the world's strongest man, blub,
32:25this is when you need to just...
32:27You need to turn it on.
32:29You need to shazam-t.
32:30Well, how do you guys feel about cockroaches?
32:36What roaches, Pat?
32:37What roaches?
32:39What roaches?
32:40Oh, they're wild.
32:41They're a massive look.
32:42What roaches do you want?
32:44Yeah.
32:45Look, look at that.
32:47It's really cool.
32:48What's that?
32:56Hold on!
32:58Stop, man!
32:58Stop, man!
33:00Stop your shit!
33:01Stop my hair!
33:02My hair!
33:03My hair!
33:05My hair!
33:07My hair!
33:07all right let me slowly ask you a question hey what's that on my head oh my god get me
33:14out of
33:15this no no where's the button then i can't even see the button black expressions shag marry kill
33:22shag marry kill saka rice essay all right so um um why are you sweating i'm a marry saka i
33:31love
33:31that water you know them wait there i'm a shag rice chicken fried rice baby you know them wait
33:36there and eze i'm gonna kill him i'm gonna kill him remember i said it fam and i'll do it
33:43for free
33:44blood lydia who do you think has zero chance of winning
34:03i don't want to take my mouth out they're gonna go in my mouth
34:18oh my god lydia please i can see the cockroach oh my god lydia please man
34:26what's your name i said expressions woman expressions expressions
34:32all right why expressions um because um he he's he's quite loud and i think he's going to press it
34:44but he's gonna fail on a challenge well like you're failing now you've made this challenge a whole
34:51lot worse yeah i think we'll accept that i didn't know who i was gonna vote for but i think
34:54i might
34:55do now well well done you two congratulations wait is that actually on my chin no you're all right
35:02are you from it yeah yeah do you swear on your life my life hell no my life after what
35:08you just said to me
35:12oh my god oh my god oh my god my goggles are down again this is oh i can't do
35:16it this round
35:18is toads oh that's fine right right what what what's a toad like a frog frog obviously everyone
35:27needs to understand that i'm not the brightest on the sky so when you said toad i didn't know
35:32the only thing i could think of was toward the hall us a british love a toad in the hall
35:36babe babe
35:36babe don't scream for too good to scare me oh no i'm terrified this they're gonna actually jump
35:42this my life right now whoa it's just staring at you try to scream with your mouth shut so i
35:48don't go in
35:49there no close it behind you oh my god how many are you gonna put in oh my god they're
35:58jumping they're
35:58jumping being in this box it feels so much worse than it looks by the way do not oh that's
36:06horrible
36:07oh my god the toad stinks it stinks of ass ass hole chloe shag marry kill any of the male
36:20housemates
36:21oh jesus um i'll kill anna what it has to be the uh the men
36:31what that's so unnecessary what the hell you had to name males okay okay okay kill eddie
36:38because then i'll be the strongest okay and then um marry
36:46excuse because he's the funniest excuse
36:50i am leaving this house oh my god
36:55exclusive bro
37:00who are you shagging him over there which one the leg one obviously
37:06why is everyone acting like it's not obviously him can we just double check do you mean they've
37:11all the head for the piazans marlon not the only one what you want yo
37:15what do you want to shove this here like here bro what's my talking about right that's enough
37:19definitely not ab just to clear that bro it's
37:21mom just let's just gotta double check
37:23who do you think will be the biggest game player in the house
37:29um i have no idea because the problem is i'm too trusting so i don't know pick someone
37:38bitch pick someone expression expression i'll take that just because she got the name right
37:46ah yeah real talk congratulations
37:55round three india and eddie
38:01i'm really scared this is going to be fine
38:05eddie india how do you feel about rats
38:09oh no no i cannot do this keep your eyes keep your eyes
38:16no i can't i don't know if you do it keep i'm coming no i'm sorry
38:19oh there's no one no i can't do it
38:23he's a nice rat no i can't do that oh my god he's a nice rat
38:26oh no i'm not gonna lie they got master splinter in that box india you need to worry
38:40i don't want to do it if you don't want to do it press the button press the red button
38:44don't worry about it we're gonna need you to put your head up a little bit
38:48oh
38:54i don't like rats i would have helped if it was like a fluffy little white mouse i could have
38:59been like
38:59oh you know it's a little pet they were naked mole rats with big balls and they were pooping and
39:05peeing everywhere and they smelled really bad that is 10 000 pounds like you could have at least got fluffy
39:12ones
39:1310 000 pounds has been wiped off the prize box i think i've got one pooping in my hair
39:22oh
39:23shine and a b is pigeons
39:24oh my god
39:32oh my days why they're all on me they're all on me they were some nitty pigeons like i've seen
39:38them
39:38before at king's cross they're straight off the street they've seen some shit i can tell
39:42a b yeah what's your most embarrassing moment i've shot myself playing call of duty oh my days
39:53jianne you've interviewed a lot of people in your time
39:55mm-hmm in the house who would be the worst person to interview
39:59what's your content like vlogs and shit yeah see then he'd be the worst interview
40:04because they've got to be entertaining you don't think a b's entertaining don't twist it
40:09yeah i don't give a fuck i've got bear pigeons on me
40:16congratulations you have got food you have to deal with this round
40:25ben and alhan how would you like a little bit of shit
40:32bring in the shit oh my god
40:35no that's actually shit oh hey oh it looks like
40:39hey alhan you're in the thick of it now blad
40:41the shit smells so bad it took the entire room i was literally like this
40:49you seem way too used to this that's what i'm into true geordie
40:53that's fine putting shit in a box on people's heads ben how much did you make from your highest
41:08earning video
41:18you're taking the piss
41:20all right all right all right what the
41:22fuck uh 1.2 million
41:24what what what what's he doing you don't need the money blad you just gotta respect that
41:30no man
41:35alhan flicked
41:37who at me
41:38alhan what who is your least favorite person
41:42oh my god
41:44sex left now
41:45i'm voting you out next
41:46with a whole bucket on my head
41:51even as an arty i was you know out of my comfort zone
41:56alhan who is your least favorite person in the world
42:00swarms
42:02that was way too quick
42:05can we ask why
42:06the music
42:08you hate his music that much
42:09terrible
42:13okay the final round
42:15anna marlon
42:17this time you're not going to be facing the tank
42:22marlon and anna
42:23is that a fucking ice bath
42:26this is your distraction
42:28you have a very cold bath
42:30but you know how cold it is here already
42:32oh my god you have it at like minus 20 bro
42:34anna you got this man okay please
42:39oh my god oh my god oh my god
42:40fuck
42:42i'm shaking already
42:43bro you know how cold it is in here already bro
42:49oh you have to share this best with marlon and i'm just like
42:54wow is there anything bad about it let's bring in the eels
43:04where are you going
43:07are you pressing the red button
43:09are you getting out
43:12if you get out that is 10 000
43:15but why is it still cold
43:16i don't understand
43:17i don't understand what it's cold bro
43:19if you get out it's 10 000
43:21come on they're chill they're not even real
43:27they're on my nuts right now like please bro like
43:29marlon yes bro
43:31come on what is your body count
43:37bro come on dude
43:38what do you mean come on chill out bro
43:42it's on my leg
43:44it's moving towards me
43:45answer the question it's nine
43:46it doesn't bite right
43:48nine i said it nine nine yes
43:51all right no one's buying what were their names
43:53are you
43:54fucking
43:58anna
44:00who is the most famous person that has been in your dms
44:03there's a lot of them i don't know drake
44:06you're right
44:11what did they say they said hi i left them on red and then send the message
44:19damn was that before that bobby out of your after
44:22that i don't understand what you're saying
44:25i don't speak in swahili
44:27you're asking me communicating with this girl you know
44:29hey don't worry about it
44:30yeah explosion come on bro
44:32congratulations insiders you have now completed your first challenge
44:35of inside
44:38and because you guys did so well
44:41we're going to reward you with some fresh cushions
44:46yes
44:47yes
44:48yes
44:50the bar's on the floor cushions
44:52so it seems like you all got to know each other a bit better you can head back inside
45:06how's the biggest guy got one blood that better be the heaviest one out of the
45:10oh that's the heaviest one free cushions how nice and all you had to do is get covered in
45:15cockroaches eels and covered in shit oh so i've got to figure it out so it's like
45:20puzzle pretty shit puzzle chloe what the fuck it's changed
45:25hang on what does abc milkshake premium beer nah nah
45:33i'm about to take this makeup off okay you guys you're out here doing lip line
45:36and you're on bedline
45:38it's party time i'm having a drink nothing says class like having your makeup in a ziplock lunch
45:43bag there's alcohol
45:46yeah there's milkshakes
45:51wow is it what
45:52oh yes i get more
45:56oh yeah three thousand
45:59right that's a lot no i know but i can't just i don't care
46:02i confirm preseco is that the only drink preseco no baby there's this that's over there
46:09what that's left that's yes i come through but no you've already confirmed it though babe
46:13no i confirm now you've confirmed both what do you mean if you say you confirm it's coming
46:18so now you've got wine and preseco but they didn't they didn't nod i don't think anyone's in there
46:22you're getting both hello all right chloe we get it you want a drink chloe is spending a lot
46:28of money on alcohol obviously if it goes on every night then that's going to be a problem can we
46:34confirm red wine malbec i have been waiting all day for a glass of wine i feel reborn actually
46:46is that food can i confirm a meal upgrade please and please make it one i like
46:53is it actually bpn yeah oh my god it's actually i'll eat that i'll eat that so it's actually
47:00beans every day yeah it's gonna be a lot of meal upgrades i think i'm gonna go for a meal
47:04upgrade
47:05i feel like i can't do like the gruel oh that's like 60 bands if we all do it i'm
47:10finding right
47:10it is right i mean there'll be some people that try hard and they're like no i'm not having one
47:15just have one mate it's not that deep i confirm a meal upgrade expeditiously blood can i confirm
47:22a meal upgrade please can i confirm a healthy meal upgrade oh my god shotgun mistake yeah that's
47:33definitely what the why do you get a steak oh it's cooked medium rare as well
47:42i don't think he'd care if it was alive
47:47as it's the first night the insiders have gathered around to have a nice little get to
47:51know you chat i wonder what icebreakers alhan has prepared what's like the worst thing you
47:56lot have ever been through oh no what you want a trauma dog what's the worst part of your life
48:03anna has a fucking butler yeah don't chat to man about no hardships yeah but that doesn't mean
48:08i've never been through anything you can be wrenching go through hardship yeah you can all right
48:12cool so and go through hard work hence my like bad times wait point proven yeah i went through war
48:20fair enough anna wins yeah yeah hold that bro
48:24oh you got some money oh let's see come on come on come on ain't gonna be that much
48:29no i don't want to go lower than 9 000. i mean 900 000. hold on a minute wait a
48:34minute wait a minute
48:34wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute hey slow down hey bobby valentino flat bobby valentino fam
48:40there's no way okay okay that's all right
48:43nk challenge we'll take that how many meal upgrades like probably like 10. what we spent today
48:49is not really surprising to me i think the most money spent is by ab for sure because i've literally
48:54seen it but i think we got to cut down on the meal upgrades stuff like that but other than
48:58that
48:58pretty good day kept it over 900 000 so i'm happy with that all right i'm gonna i'm gonna make
49:02a
49:02suggestion yeah that 4250 is pissing man off a lot yeah and in a grand scheme of things between 12
49:09of us what is four bags yeah so should we just make it a nice round number tonight of 930
49:16bags
49:16and go treat ourselves for one night only yeah what can you treat yourself with for
49:22the president anyway i see you like the shop i'm quite happy where the price fund is right now if
49:27we stay on this trajectory and with eliminations i think we're on track to hit around about the
49:33half million a mark what is it this is three 650 yeah so you can have a crispy uh like
49:41a seven minute
49:42shower there's nothing for 200 right i like the way you walk in here and tell us what we can
49:47do
49:47black just i will not no we had an agreement i'm i'm like we i didn't sign off on anything
49:53black do you don't want to share the milkshake who wants a milkshake you need a few games
49:57i'll have i'll have half with you if you want to go obviously i'm not i'm not justified who fancies
50:01cucumber flavor that's disgusting cucumber crisps spot the guy who went to private school
50:10your kids are five did you say yeah yeah yeah boy and a girl obviously being away from my family
50:14for this
50:15seven days and that is a big deal do you know what i mean like i've never worn this like
50:19on a youtube
50:20video or nothing but it's almost like yeah like man's proud of them bro you know them with them
50:25do you miss yours though i ain't gonna lie no notice that i don't you don't miss your kid i
50:30don't
50:31i don't like now you know why because i know they're good look there's nothing better in this world
50:37is getting home and just giving my daughter look my two little girls just giving them a
50:41pick them up give them a hug and a kiss and it fucking melts my heart man brother let me
50:46tell
50:46you like this right now if i go missing offline eddie got his hands on me he asked me a
50:51question
50:51about my kids and yes um i lied through the gap that's it so when i want to punk out
50:56of my challenges
50:57i look down on my wrist yeah and i say all right cool nice you talking about bro you get
51:01me if they
51:01ever watch this you know what i mean when yeah yeah i mean they'll be like yeah look what look
51:06what my
51:06dad did blood yeah nice man that's true so yeah it is what it is bro
51:15oh there's an unexpected item in the backing area wait what is this look ultimate power available
51:21wait what is that please could i confirm one ultimate power please yeah yeah that could be that
51:28could be big that could be big oh my god oh my god wait wait wait let me go in
51:34the corner
51:34wait wait you can see anyone i'm very please get to room 19. who me i bought ultimate power
51:46multiplicity
51:46i just panicked
51:49congratulations insider you have purchased ultimate power you are immune from elimination tomorrow
51:55and you must now select three of your follow insiders to nominate for eviction
52:01Nah, Marlin just said there's ultimate power and I just got gassed and sent it
52:04because I knew it'd be some mad stuff like that.
52:07What comes after A and B?
52:09See?
52:09To see what's about to happen, babe.
52:12I've already done that one, mate.
52:14In order to confirm your nomination, you need to say your three nominees,
52:19I'm down for some chicken nuggets, name.
52:22It's fucked up from you lot to make me say it to their face.
52:24I don't want to send anyone home.
52:26It is also survival of the fittest here.
52:28Oh, it's fucked because they all know I bought this.
52:30Why did I scream it?
52:33India lost 10k in the challenge.
52:35Chloe's a bit of a loose cannon with the booze.
52:37Anna's just really like, I wouldn't hurt a fly.
52:40Cheyenne is also like the mother of the hat.
52:42Like, I feel like she's always just smiling.
52:45Oh, I've got to send one of the boys.
52:46I can't do all girls.
52:47That's not fair on the rest of them.
52:48Maybe he's gone woke.
52:50Anything can happen.
52:52Oh, my cousin Eddie.
52:54Ben, lovely guy.
52:55Marlin's also my boy, so I can't do him.
52:58I can't do him like that.
53:03I'll have to just pick one of the boys on the spot.
53:05You're nicest.
53:06I wish I didn't buy this, bro.
53:07Coming up this season on Inside.
53:09Oh, my God.
53:10No, that's disgusting.
53:12The games have really begun.
53:14Wait, are you crying?
53:16There's no such thing as trust in this house.
53:18Alfie, what's going on at the game so far?
53:20They ain't villains like us.
53:22I've got no game plan.
53:23I've got no strategy.
53:24I'm here to stir the pot.
53:25Was it you?
53:26It was not me, I swear.
53:28Eddie!
53:31Hey, hold on.
53:32Don't mess with me, bitch.
53:34I had to show him a bit of ass crack.
53:36Can't do this.
53:37The three insiders nominated for elimination are...
53:48Woke up inside like...
53:50Yeah, I'm finna win.
53:53Side men and side like...
53:55Hey, we about to go in.
53:57Don't believe me?
53:58Come and see me.
53:58Got three wishes from my genie.
54:00Now I'm on your local TV.
54:01Y'all don't talk about screaming.
54:02Say she want to come and see me.
54:04When I'm in a local city, I'm like, pause.
54:06Oh, please step aside so they can see me and I...
54:09Walk up in this light.
54:12Yeah, I'm really him.
54:14Talking about shit like...
54:17I'm really him, oh God.
54:20Walk up in this light.
54:22Yeah, I'm really him.
54:29Walk up in this light.
55:03Walk up in this light.
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