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00:00Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.
00:03Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:04Dougie and Anthony have been working on a brand new product.
00:08Cooking it up. Let's go.
00:10This is the world's first official taste test
00:13of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy applesauce.
00:18Tropical kick.
00:19Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:21Cheers.
00:23Let's do it.
00:25Wow.
00:28My taste buds are opening.
00:30My sinuses are opening.
00:33My mind is, like, exploding with color.
00:36Now we got to give it the ratings.
00:39Nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:41Oh!
00:43Let's go!
00:46Signing off.
00:48See you next time on the next PJ's Snack Attack.
00:50Dessert.
00:56At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
00:59I have come to the decision to explore the sale
01:02of Rockin' Grandma's to the good people of Trucus.
01:05I kind of think she's hot.
01:07Yeah!
01:08You hanging in there?
01:09I'm doing good.
01:10I'm still embarrassed and everything.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:13Were you going to propose with a hat on?
01:15Just tell him I left not because I'm embarrassed or something.
01:16Just tell him I had diarrhea.
01:17Tell him something.
01:18Does it need you?
01:19OK.
01:24What's up, everyone?
01:24My name is Michael Swinson.
01:26I am the Unreal Hypnotist.
01:27I love your product.
01:29I have one in my bag.
01:30Oh, I'm just going to say it.
01:32I don't trust him.
01:33Oh!
01:37Bro.
01:38Bruh.
01:49That can be like our sign-off.
01:51Yeah, there you go.
01:52Lost in his arms.
01:53Lost in his arms.
01:53Lost in his arms.
02:16Today, on this schedule, we got talent show.
02:19Yeah.
02:20You know, I won the talent show last year.
02:23OK.
02:23And I wanted to defend my title.
02:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:27You got to.
02:29Gosh, I'm so sad I'm going to miss it.
02:30I really am.
02:31Don't.
02:32Come.
02:32Don't miss it.
02:33Come on.
02:34I don't know.
02:34I feel bad about the whole proposal thing.
02:36Does it feel, like, cool now if I came back?
02:39It's like, oh, yeah, whatever.
02:40Water out of the dam.
02:41Yes, yes, man.
02:41You'll be welcomed back with open arms.
02:43Like, this is a family.
02:45No matter what you guys go through, they're going to love you and care about you.
02:49And Amy's doing OK?
02:51Yeah.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Absolutely.
02:54Gosh.
02:56I'll give it some thought.
02:57Are you guys excited about the talent show today?
02:59Yes.
03:00Oh, yes.
03:02Every year on the retreat, we do a talent show, and everyone gets to impress each other
03:07with our different little skills that we probably wouldn't know about if we're at the office
03:11doing our day-to-day jobs.
03:12Yeah.
03:12Any sneak peeks for us?
03:15Oh.
03:15No.
03:16You want to share?
03:17Not from me.
03:17I have something I want to share.
03:18Ooh.
03:19There may or may not be an extra surprise.
03:22Oh.
03:22OK.
03:22Oh.
03:23All right.
03:24I miss Kevin.
03:25I really miss him.
03:27That's what I told him this morning.
03:28Yeah.
03:28He didn't give me a time frame.
03:30He said he was going to take his time, but he said he'll think about coming back.
03:33He won the talent show last year.
03:34Yeah.
03:35He sang My Way.
03:37OK.
03:37And it was beautiful.
03:39He has a remarkable voice.
03:41OK.
03:41Him singing is something I wouldn't pick him to do, but I believe it, though.
03:46The one thing I didn't tell him about yesterday.
03:49Oh.
03:51Yeah.
03:51So we had a pretty boozy late one at the dinner last night.
03:55So everybody came in kind of dragging.
03:58Did anyone else get sick last night?
04:00Yeah.
04:01It was fun.
04:02Glad I didn't get hypnotized.
04:05Wait a second.
04:06Next one of us.
04:08Shit.
04:08I'm glad.
04:08I bet you're glad you got hypnotized.
04:10Wait.
04:11What are you saying to each other or what?
04:12I was just saying I bet he's glad he got hypnotized.
04:16Well, I mean.
04:21Yeah.
04:22What's wrong with his neck?
04:23Spider bite?
04:24First of all, I know that things have been moving at a really rapid pace for you guys.
04:30OK?
04:30I get that.
04:31And I'm sure that some of you are wondering how last night affects the deal that I'm negotiating
04:37with Elizabeth.
04:37I really think that we're progressing and this can happen and it's going to be a good
04:42thing.
04:42And we want to get this done before the end of the retreat.
04:46But I have stressed to her, your jobs stay intact or there is no deal.
04:53So with that being said, Elizabeth wanted the opportunity to speak with all of you.
04:59Thank you, Doug.
05:01Hi, everyone.
05:02Um, I want to say that, you know, I really just feel horrible about the whole hot sauce
05:08and the purse kerfuffle.
05:09So I really do give you my sincere apology.
05:12I put the hot sauce in my purse because I thought it might ingratiate me to you all.
05:16And I realized that was a stupid idea.
05:18And we make mistakes, but we own them at Trucus.
05:21And I hope that you can see that it came from a good place.
05:24So as a gift to you all, I called in a huge favor to get you a very special speaker
05:31today.
05:31We have Graham Gertz is our brand strategist.
05:35And he's going to come here, uh, in a bit to really share with you guys some mind-blowing strategies.
05:42And I hope you guys walk to Graham Gertz being open to walking into possibility.
05:48I want to start by asking a question.
05:51Who here wants to think outside the box?
05:56Outside the box? Outside the box?
05:58Okay.
05:58Well, you might want to go somewhere else.
06:00Oh.
06:01Because guess what?
06:04There is no box.
06:06Oh.
06:06Mmm.
06:07My friend, Kendall, she called me a few years ago.
06:11And she said, Gigi, I want to start a tequila company.
06:14I want to call it 213.
06:17And I said, you got the wrong area code, honey.
06:21It's 818.
06:25818 Tequila is now the number one selling tequila brand in the nation.
06:32Whoa.
06:33Wow.
06:35In the 22 to 23-year-old female demographic.
06:39Number one in the nation.
06:41It's okay to applaud.
06:48We're standing right now at the base of the second mountain.
06:53I wouldn't be here if you guys hadn't already conquered the first mountain.
06:56Now it's about getting you to where I'm at.
06:59Right?
06:59Second mountain thinking.
07:02There I am.
07:02Second mountain.
07:03Here's you guys.
07:04Right?
07:05Now, by the time you get to the second mountain, I'll be at a place people at the second mountain
07:11like to call the third mountain.
07:14But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
07:16My team and I put together ten ideas that will take this company over the second mountain.
07:23Pickleball.
07:24Hmm.
07:24Like the bottle would be that?
07:26I don't know.
07:27Just ideas.
07:28We don't know.
07:29This is a smart bottle.
07:30Hmm.
07:32You can hook up the bottle to your phone, get the temperature.
07:35Who knows?
07:36I don't know.
07:39Actually, this is old.
07:40This is an old one.
07:41Virtua.
07:42No.
07:43No, this is old.
07:45NFTs.
07:45Old.
07:46AI.
07:47Right.
07:48That was a good one.
07:49We want to be doing that.
07:50Mm-hmm.
07:51Right?
07:51That's obvious.
07:53Now, I want to talk about the brand.
07:55I love what you guys are doing.
07:57It's brilliant.
07:58I wouldn't touch it.
08:00Would I tweak it?
08:03Rockin' Grandma.
08:05Where does that come from?
08:06What's the genesis of that?
08:08It's my great-grandma.
08:10Nice.
08:10I love a personal story.
08:12Yeah.
08:12It's really special.
08:13It's really special.
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:15It really is.
08:16But let's take a step back here.
08:18So, here's a pitch.
08:23Rockin' Stepsister.
08:26Do you have a stepsister?
08:27No.
08:29Stepsister is the most searched for relative on the internet.
08:34Or at least on many of the websites me and my team have scoured.
08:40Because, let's just be honest, grandmas, right, are generally old.
08:48You know?
08:49That's just one knock on them.
08:50You really don't like the stepsister idea.
08:54Yeah, I'm not a fan of it.
08:55You're not a fan of it.
08:56Why?
08:58Because I think what makes at least the name jump out is you don't see grandmas rocking out.
09:04So, I think that's what catches the attention.
09:06The cleverness.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Mm-kay.
09:08Stepsister, grandma.
09:09It's all subjective.
09:10It wasn't.
09:11Sure.
09:14He fits in with Trucus.
09:16He gives the same kind of vibes, the same kind of energy.
09:19So, um, there's positive and negatives to both.
09:22Well, I'm positive he's yanked it to his own stepsister.
09:26I don't know.
09:27I'm gonna be quiet.
09:29Because I just, I personally feel like I'm bringing a lot of negative energy just because
09:33they rubbed me the wrong way, so...
09:34Oh, got it, got it.
09:36Obviously a driver with a class...
09:38D class.
09:39Class D certification.
09:40Uh-huh.
09:41Actually, hold on a second.
09:42Excuse me.
09:42Uh, what time does the talent show begin tonight?
09:45Why do you care?
09:45That's our thing.
09:46We're making some plans for our performance.
09:49Yeah, your dad invited us to join and we're joining in.
09:52What the ?
09:53It's all right, child.
09:54It's all right.
09:55It's on.
09:56It's our talent show.
09:57Yeah.
09:57We do what we do.
09:57It's on.
09:58It's on.
09:59Let's show them what we got.
10:01Real quick, guys.
10:02I just wanna say, even though True Kiss has come here, I just want us to remember that
10:06the talent show is a big thing for us, okay?
10:09Yeah.
10:10So I want us to bring our A-games.
10:11We gotta defend the title.
10:13Yeah, we do.
10:13Today is gonna be exciting.
10:15I'm ready.
10:15Let's make sure that trophy stays here.
10:22Hey, guys.
10:23Um, you know, I told y'all there was gonna be a surprise today.
10:26Yes.
10:27What?
10:28Bum, bum, bum.
10:31Anthony!
10:33Yeah!
10:35Hey.
10:36It's good to see you, man.
10:37Anthony, hey.
10:37I was sort of feeling like I wanted to come back, and Anthony was, like, very encouraging.
10:42He said, the water's warm.
10:44Come on back, you know?
10:45So it was like, uh...
10:45Yeah, jump right in.
10:46Yeah.
10:46So, um, I'm so...
10:47I'm really early.
10:48I'm really excited to be back.
10:49I do want to apologize, uh, for being inappropriate on the first day of the retreat.
10:54And, uh, I do want to apologize to you, uh, Amy, specifically, uh, for making you feel uncomfortable
11:00that day, putting you in that position.
11:02Thanks, Kevin.
11:03And I'm happy you're back.
11:04Okay.
11:04I'm very happy to be back.
11:06I'm very happy to be back.
11:07We love you.
11:07Thank you, thank you.
11:09Thank you, thank you.
11:09Let's have a good time.
11:10Let's do it.
11:10Yes, yeah, a good time.
11:11Of course, yeah.
11:12You okay?
11:15Kevin, are you...
11:16Are you wearing an earring?
11:17Yeah.
11:17What?
11:18Oh, yeah.
11:18Oh, no, yeah, this?
11:19Yeah.
11:19No.
11:20Yeah, yeah.
11:21Have you always had that earring?
11:22Yeah, I've worn this at the office before.
11:24It's a new one.
11:24Let me see.
11:25No, I wear this sometimes.
11:27I've never seen that earring.
11:28No, it's cool.
11:29I would've noticed that.
11:30Right?
11:31She's blingin'.
11:31Oh, it's a new one.
11:32It's a new one.
11:32But no, I've worn, I've worn earrings before.
11:34Oh, you're right on time for this island show, which is great.
11:36I was like, I can't miss this thing.
11:38I can't miss it.
11:38I gotta, I gotta go.
11:39You gonna bring us home?
11:40Yeah.
11:41Have you been practicing?
11:47Captain Fun over to me.
11:48Yeah.
11:48So I was delegated to be the host of the talent show this year.
11:51Is that something I can continue to do?
11:53Yeah.
11:53Or would you like to take over as Captain Fun?
11:54You have inherited the role of Captain Fun.
11:57So, so, so Anthony will be hosting the talent show.
11:59Are you better?
12:00Yeah, yeah.
12:00I'm looking forward to it.
12:01If you're good with it.
12:02Yeah, absolutely.
12:02Okay, okay, okay.
12:02Absolutely.
12:03I'm excited to do so.
12:04How you doing, TJ?
12:06How you doing?
12:07Good.
12:07Oh my God, I have to tell you.
12:08Yes.
12:09Um, just so you know, the other night we went out, there was a hypnotist.
12:13Anthony got a little tipsy.
12:20I just wanted you to know, just cause you're walking back on this.
12:23You know what I mean?
12:24No, no, no.
12:25Yeah.
12:25No, no, no.
12:26That's good.
12:26I appreciate it.
12:27I appreciate it.
12:27Hey, look.
12:28Of course.
12:28No, I appreciate it.
12:30The full crew is back in action.
12:33Let's get to the seminar room.
12:36Hang back with me for one second.
12:38I just wanted to say real quick, um, uh, PJ told me about what happened.
12:42And I just want to say, it's all good.
12:44The heart wants what it wants.
12:46It's okay.
12:46You know, you could, it's, it's all, I'm a big man.
12:49I can, I can take it.
12:50It's all right.
12:51I'm not sure what you mean.
12:52You know, I'm, I'm happy for you.
12:53You know, that's a-
12:54For me?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Happy for me for what?
12:57You, I, I mean, we're adults here.
12:59You and Amy had one night stand.
13:00That's okay.
13:01That's fine.
13:01No, no.
13:02That did not happen.
13:03What, what, what?
13:04Not me.
13:05The other Anthony.
13:08Yeah.
13:08That's why I was like, I need you to clarify, man, because, you know, we need to be on the
13:12same page about this.
13:13Oh, okay.
13:13Oh, okay.
13:14Oh, okay.
13:14Oh.
13:14So, other Anthony was hypnotized, and then Amy had been drinking a bit, so I think that
13:19kind of-
13:19Was she hypnotized?
13:21No, she was intoxicated.
13:23Wow.
13:25Other Anthony?
13:26Yeah.
13:27I mean, I guess he's-
13:29Don't, don't go there.
13:30I guess, I guess he's tall, he's a tall guy.
13:31Don't go there.
13:32No, no, no, he's a good guy.
13:32Now you're comparing yourself to him, and that's not-
13:34No, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't.
13:35Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, no, I wouldn't.
13:37I'm not saying he's better marriage material than me or whatever.
13:39Yeah, I was saying.
13:40But he does have great calves.
13:42It does occur to me that because two Rockin' Grandma's employees are now in a physical relationship,
13:48I'm gonna have to do, like, an interview with them.
13:50I'm gonna have to, like, basically just, like, document their relationship and get their statements
13:54and everything.
13:54Hey, do you think you could help me out with that?
13:56Yeah, for sure.
13:57It's just, it's basically, just, I just need a third party witness.
13:59Yeah, I got you, I got you, man.
14:01All right, man.
14:01Absolutely.
14:02Uh, gosh.
14:07Hello.
14:07Angels, it's like angels are here.
14:14We were grills.
14:15Warm hello, on the phone is PJ, making snack TikToks in this denim beret.
14:20This isn't even gonna be one I use.
14:22Hey, it's hard, though.
14:24So the winner always gets this, the Grammy Award. You get it?
14:30And that's my great-grandma, and we're not letting Trucus get their grubby, freckled hands on it.
14:34That's what's up. Come on now.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Nope.
14:38Yeah.
14:40Hey, what do you think of this earring?
14:41Not yet. It looks good.
14:42They wouldn't take the ring back. So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna turn that diamond into this.
14:47Oh, that was the diamond in the ring?
14:48This is the diamond from the ring.
14:49Okay, so that's real ice.
14:51No, no, it's like the most expensive jewelry I've ever worn, you know.
14:54Yeah.
14:55I know this is awkward.
14:56We're all adults here and everything.
14:58No, yeah.
14:58Whatever you need.
14:59Great, yeah.
15:00This is very boilerplate kind of stuff.
15:02Mm-hmm.
15:03And Anthony's gonna be our third-party witness today, so thank you, Anthony, for being here.
15:08Okay, please list below any relationship with any principal officer.
15:14This is, I think we know who the relationship is between here.
15:17Yeah, between me and other Anthony.
15:19Yeah.
15:19Have there been any public displays of affection witnessed by other employees?
15:24I mean, yes.
15:26Because I think PJ and Anthony saw.
15:28And you attest to that, too.
15:31Yeah, and I would like to say up front that there was just, there was enthusiastic consent from both parties.
15:37Big time.
15:38Passionate consent.
15:39Yeah.
15:40That's important.
15:41Yeah, and we just kept checking in of like, I'd say like, is it okay to stick my tongue in
15:46your mouth?
15:47Yeah, and I did the same thing, like, yes, it is okay.
15:50And is it okay if I stick my tongue in your mouth, Amy?
15:54And I'd say yes, that's fine.
15:56Totally consensual.
15:57Uh, thank you for being forthcoming.
15:59Any detail you want.
16:01Yeah, we just wanna make sure we're doing this right and that you have all the information.
16:03That's what this is all about.
16:05Okay.
16:06Good.
16:07Anthony, I don't actually think I have your address on file.
16:10Oh, yeah.
16:10So, I don't really have an address right now because a large infestation of black mold in my condo had
16:18to move out.
16:19Uh, well, I kind of need to put down an address of some kind.
16:22Um, do you have any?
16:23Well, why don't you just put, you can just put my address for now.
16:27Really?
16:28Wait, no, yeah.
16:29I mean, cause you, so you just have like, something on file and you, I mean, you can maybe stay
16:33with me.
16:34That would be awesome.
16:35You know, I learned an interesting, uh, spaghetti factor out of you.
16:37One strand of spaghetti is, is called a spaghetto.
16:41A spaghetto?
16:42Yeah.
16:43Wow.
16:43Okay.
16:44That is interesting.
16:44It is interesting.
16:45Right?
16:45It's kind of like goose and geese?
16:47Yeah.
16:48Yeah.
16:48Exactly.
16:49Yeah, so actually, um, Kevin, you can just put my address for his address.
16:53Oh, you're gonna live with her?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Oh.
16:58What kind of mattress do you have?
17:00Oh, it's really bouncy.
17:02I like firm, but I could try.
17:05You know what?
17:06Um, can you do me a favor?
17:07Anthony, it actually doesn't matter who asks the question and who witnesses.
17:10I think it'd be more appropriate.
17:11Could you just ask this, just the, just this section?
17:14Is that okay?
17:15Yeah.
17:16Okay.
17:16I'm just gonna witness from, uh, over here.
17:20Can you describe the incident in which your relationship crossed from professional into physical?
17:25Yeah, I actually crossed a lot off my bucket list that night, but it started because
17:31he brushed my thigh with his hand and at first I was like, oh.
17:36And then I was like, oh.
17:38So then I kind of like leaned in and I started sucking on his upper lip and he started kissing
17:45my bottom lip and then we had switched.
17:47Yeah.
17:49And I liked it.
17:50A lot.
17:51You know what?
17:51I think we're done.
17:52I think we're done anyway.
17:53Thank you guys so much.
17:55Oh no, thank you, Kevin.
17:56Do you feel like you have enough information?
17:58Oh, we got enough information.
17:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:00Anthony, you think that's enough information?
18:03Yeah.
18:03Yeah.
18:10Hey, Anthony.
18:12So we actually, we're gonna have to, Truchus I guess needs a little bit more time.
18:16So I'm just gonna tell everyone in about like 21 minutes.
18:19Damn.
18:20I'm fine.
18:21I'm fine.
18:23Throw him last or were they second?
18:25Second to last.
18:26They wanted to go last, but Doug's tradition is the winner always goes first.
18:29Okay, that's what they had said.
18:30Although we've been in meetings all day with Doug to, you know, close the deal, we still
18:34found time to put together performance that I believe will be unstoppable.
18:40Hi, everybody.
18:41Listen up.
18:42This is important.
18:43All right?
18:44This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent, not Truchus Got Talent.
18:48Right?
18:48Yeah, let's show them what we got, huh?
18:50Yeah, let's show them who we are.
18:51Rockin' Grandma's, baby.
18:53Let's go.
18:54Yeah, hands in.
18:55Let's go.
18:57RG's Rockin' Grandma.
18:59RG's Rockin' Grandma.
19:00RG's Rockin' Grandma!
19:03True Kiss is gonna go down because we're rockin' grandmas and we have to beat True Kiss so they
19:08can know, like, okay, we don't around with anybody.
19:11Yes.
19:12I love that.
19:14Oh, my gosh, you guys.
19:15You look amazing.
19:17How exciting.
19:19Yes.
19:20Y'all ready to have a good night?
19:21Yeah!
19:24All right, all right, all right.
19:26So...
19:26Oh, there she is.
19:27Charlotte is giving y'all a sneak peek...
19:29There she is.
19:30...of our Grammy!
19:32Yay!
19:34The winner of tonight's contest will receive this Grammy, awarded by Miss Marjorie.
19:40I heard that she is a tough cookie, so y'all better give it y'all's best.
19:44And I will be fair but objective.
19:48So, first off, we had Jackie and her flute.
20:02We all agreed to wow Marjorie by coming out of the gate.
20:05Hot.
20:06And then, you know, people made some other choices.
20:09ASMR.
20:12I have these spicy chips.
20:15Let's go for a ride.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, no.
20:28Come and get him some water.
20:29Do what?
20:30Do what?
20:33Are you okay?
20:34Okay, okay.
20:34Okay, okay.
20:35Listen to the steps.
20:36Listen to the steps.
20:37No.
20:37Oh, shit.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:40Are you okay?
20:41Okay.
20:41The scene begins.
20:42Come in, Bones.
20:43And you are?
20:45Claire Coleman, IT.
20:46Woo!
20:47Bones is a procedural on the Fox network in 14 seasons.
20:51I agree.
20:51What do you think of adding a new special character to our marriage?
20:56Is it her?
20:57Yes.
20:59I'm in.
21:00Yeah, I'll be honest.
21:01I was getting pretty nervous because Marjorie hadn't seemed too stoked by anything we did.
21:06So, I knew I had to get up there and turn things around for us.
21:09Let's go!
21:11Woo!
21:12Back in, like, 2010, 2011, I got super into rave culture.
21:15My homie, Squiggly, had an extra ticket to hard summer and hook up to some bomb-ass ecstasy.
21:20So, I rolled my balls off and hooked up with this, like, smoking hot chick who just had X's on
21:26her nipples.
21:26So, that was kind of, like, the peak moment of my life to that point.
21:32Woo!
21:34Yeah!
21:35Give it up for Dougie Fresh!
21:38Woo!
21:43Woo!
21:44Woo!
21:46Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:50Woo!
21:50Woo!
21:51Woo!
21:51Things started a little slow, but now we're just totally killing it.
21:55I mean...
21:55What a shock!
21:56PJ, snack attack with Japanese chips.
21:59The flavors are fish, fish, and fish.
22:01What?
22:02Kei Tso Type A makes Steve shout, but Elizabeth got knocked the out!
22:07Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:09So, they come in here trying to take over our talent show, apparently asking to be last?
22:15Yeah, they want it to be the last slot of the talent show.
22:17We don't play that.
22:18Kevin goes last.
22:20Kevin's going last.
22:21Do you know what Trucus is doing?
22:22No.
22:24Uh...
22:24Yo, at this point, I'm feeling really good about our chances.
22:27I mean, what's stupid Trucus gonna do?
22:30Next up, we have what I would like to consider our special guests from Trucus.
22:34We have them up next.
22:35So, whenever y'all ready, let's do it!
22:37We are waiting for a Trucus team member to arrive shortly within...
22:43Oh, you know what?
22:44Actually, they're here, so just sit tight.
22:46So, here we go, everybody!
22:49Representing the Trucus group, someone who needs no introduction...
22:54Who is that?
22:55Please give a warm, rocking grandma's welcome to two-time Golden Globe nominee, nine-time
23:01Grammy nominee, multi-platinum singer-songwriter and recording artist...
23:07It's Sia!
23:08It's Sia!
23:10Sia, you guys.
23:11Thank you for coming.
23:13Thank you so much.
23:14Hi!
23:15Oh, wow, wow.
23:16So nice to meet you all!
23:18Give it up, everyone!
23:20Yes!
23:21Who the is Sia?
23:24What the hell?
23:25These people brought in Sia to our company talent show!
23:31PJ, you had zero chill.
23:33I'm sorry, girl, but it's Sia.
23:35Like, Sia!
23:37We're gonna get a private concert from Sia.
23:39Guys!
23:40This is next level.
23:42Bravo!
23:44Looks like I'm following Sia.
23:46I had no idea she was coming.
23:48I'm a fan.
23:48What are you doing?
23:49Well, I'm gonna sing.
23:50I'm gonna sing.
23:51That's a little preview.
23:52I'm gonna sing.
23:53Kevin has such a good voice.
23:55He does.
23:56Other...
23:56Can I see your bug bite?
23:57I didn't realize it was so big.
23:59Mm-hmm.
24:00Get you.
24:01Yeah.
24:02Okay.
24:03How about that?
24:04Um, uh, Anthony, right?
24:07Um, can you...
24:09Well, we just set up Sia in a private guest cabin.
24:12Uh, please just make sure she has water, you know, drinks, green M&Ms, whatever she needs.
24:17Okay?
24:18Okay.
24:18Mm-hmm.
24:18Okay, great.
24:19Yeah, so, um, I was just kinda sent over there to be her assistant, like, get anything she needs.
24:23Um, so, we just kinda talked to her like a normal person.
24:26I didn't act like a fan like PJ.
24:27Ooh!
24:28Ooh!
24:29Ooh!
24:29The shame!
24:31The shame!
24:33I'm not ashamed of being a fan.
24:35The one thing I do need help with...
24:37Okay.
24:38...is...
24:38Which wig?
24:39It helps me sometimes if I see them on.
24:42Would you mind?
24:42You want me to put it on?
24:43Yeah.
24:45Normally, I have people to help me to do this, but we're...
24:48Apparently, they're a bit low-budge here.
24:51Um, although they're paying me a ton.
24:54I bet.
24:54Which I'm very grateful for.
24:56Um, going through a divorce.
24:58Oh, wow.
24:58I got the house, but he got all the crypto.
25:00I really need this gig.
25:01Oh.
25:02Hey, let's check you out in here.
25:04Alright!
25:06Well, do you feel like a pop star?
25:09Uh, not really.
25:10Yeah.
25:12It or...
25:12Actually, I might go the curly one.
25:15Oh.
25:16I like this.
25:16I like the curls better.
25:18Yeah.
25:18It just feels more natural for me.
25:19Yeah.
25:20And it feels more natural for me, too.
25:22Okay.
25:22So, if you're going to introduce me, I just...
25:24I'm...
25:25Because I'm a little bit particular, I love a little bit of pizzazz.
25:28Pizzazz.
25:29Okay.
25:29I've got a special outfit, and I...
25:31It will fit you, and you look amazing in it, and Stolte Gabbana.
25:35What do you say?
25:37Well, there we go.
25:38Alright.
25:39Weak ankles.
25:40That's awesome.
25:40Look who we have here.
25:41See ya!
25:42Woo!
25:44Oh, thank you, guys.
25:47So, as you guys know, we have a really special guest with us here tonight.
25:50Give it up for...
25:53See ya!
25:58Come on, come on, turn the radio on.
26:01It's Friday night, and it won't be long.
26:03Gotta do my hair, put my makeup on.
26:06It's Friday night, and it won't be long.
26:08Till I hit the dance floor, hit the dance floor.
26:12I got all I need.
26:13It was cool that they brought someone in, but, you know, I did honestly expect them to, like,
26:19perform themselves.
26:20It would've been nice to see what they could do, too, but...
26:22She killed it.
26:43I'm sorry, Doug, yeah, I couldn't resist it.
26:46Nah, I get it.
26:47That song was a banger.
26:48Oh, my God!
26:49I forgot my underpants?
26:52I'm sweating a lot. I'm sweating a lot. I'm losing my voice. I feel very hot and I pass out.
27:12Thank you so much. Have we got anyone else?
27:17I'm going to join you!
27:18Woo!
27:19Yeah!
27:19Yeah!
27:21How about that, guys?
27:22Yes!
27:22Wasn't that amazing?
27:24I got it!
27:25See ya, man!
27:26All right, all right, all right.
27:28So our final act is the two-time champion,
27:32and he's here to defend his title.
27:35Give it up for Kevin!
27:37Woo!
27:39Now it's time for a real singer to take the mic.
27:42Let's get a real singer on the mic.
27:44Go, Kevin.
27:45Go, Kevin.
27:46Reigning champ!
27:48Reigning champ!
27:50Mmm-hmm.
27:50You can do it!
27:52Thank you, Sia.
28:00Yeah, you know, I normally do an old standard song,
28:03but I decided to mix it up tonight.
28:06Not sure why.
28:09When you were here before
28:14Oh, couldn't look you in the eye, you're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry.
28:29Tell me what the is going on.
28:31He loves Amy, and he thought that they were dating, so he proposed to her.
28:36She said no, and it was just like, we're just best friends.
28:38Oh, the dog.
28:40But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
28:49What the hell am I doing here?
28:55I don't belong here.
28:59Oh, oh, she's running out her door.
29:11I thought Kevin rocked.
29:13Yeah, I was really impassioned.
29:15He left his heart out there.
29:16Yeah.
29:16I thought it was beautiful.
29:17What the hell am I doing here?
29:24I don't belong here.
29:29I don't belong here.
29:35Wow.
29:36Give it up for Kevin!
29:37Yeah!
29:38Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
29:41That's what I'm talking about!
29:44Kevin, that was amazing.
29:46Truly, like, that was...
29:48Personal.
29:49Beautiful.
29:50Loud.
29:51Wow.
29:52I'm like, moved.
29:53Thank you, appreciate it.
29:54Thank you, thank you.
29:55Give it up for Kevin.
29:56I mean, I just think the world of Marjorie.
29:57I think she didn't have to say that.
29:59It really made me feel good and everything.
30:00And, um...
30:02I wonder if she's single, actually.
30:04Marjorie knows she's single.
30:06Oh, she would've assumed.
30:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
30:09Oh, no, I've learned my lesson.
30:10I'm not going to propose in public to her.
30:12No, I wouldn't do that.
30:13No, no.
30:17Kevin, I caught that song.
30:20Honestly, it just blew me away.
30:21Great.
30:22Are you saying we won?
30:24Oh, no, no.
30:25The winner is Sia!
30:27Are you freaking kidding me?
30:29What am I winning?
30:30A Grammy.
30:31A Grammy.
30:32This is my first f***ing Grammy, you guys.
30:34Woo!
30:35Awesome!
30:38That meant she just left.
30:39You should've just got on the bus with her.
30:41Oh, my God.
30:41Can you imagine?
30:45Oh, guys.
30:47Let's help Sam.
30:47We want to give a warm goodbye, right?
30:49Let's wave.
30:50Let's wave to her, you guys.
30:51We finally won the first Grammy, you guys.
30:53Come on.
30:54Bye, Sia.
30:55Bye!
30:56Guys, jump a little.
30:58Bye!
30:58Yes!
30:59She's jumping, you guys.
31:00You want to mirror people.
31:02They like you when you do that.
31:03Okay, you know what?
31:04Let's keep it going.
31:05Keep the party going.
31:06My arm's getting tired.
31:07I thought that was a bit much when, like, when she left.
31:10We, like, had to jump and wait for, like, 20 minutes.
31:13Bye!
31:14Bye!
31:15Bye!
31:16Can I just say,
31:18Truk is for the win.
31:20Yeah!
31:22I mean, I do think Truk has cheated a little bit by bringing Sia.
31:25At the same time, I'm not trying to take away from the moment.
31:27It is definitely exciting to, you know, even be around her.
31:30Get to talk to her and, like, interact with her.
31:32It's crazy.
31:33It's crazy.
31:33But I do feel bad for Dougie, though.
31:35Tonight did not go the way he wanted it to.
31:38Stupid, talented Sia.
31:40Oh, look at me.
31:41I got a voice of an angel.
31:42Doug, can we finish up some of the talks in the business center?
31:45Yes, I'll talk to you soon.
31:46All right.
31:47Bye, guys.
31:48With everything that happened tonight, how are you feeling about the potential Truk is
31:52deal?
31:53I felt, you know, a little confused, honestly, when Sia showed up.
31:57But I trust Doug and they do have the resources that we want to grow.
32:02And I heard she signed some things for you guys.
32:04She signed my vision board.
32:06And she said, too, PJ, love, Sia.
32:09It was cool she came.
32:10But Sia told me that Truk has paid her a bunch of money to perform.
32:14So that tells you all you need to know about them.
32:17That's true.
32:17Facts.
32:18I mean, these people paid money to win our family company's talent show.
32:24That's psychotic, dog.
32:26I mean...
32:27Oh.
32:27Excuse me.
32:29Excuse me.
32:32Sorry for interrupting, but big news, okay?
32:38We have a deal.
32:41We have a deal.
32:43Wow.
32:44Yeah.
32:44We're signing the papers tomorrow.
32:47Yeah.
32:48Wow.
32:48Are you okay?
32:49I trust him.
32:49I trust him.
32:51Yeah.
32:59On the next episode of Company Retreat.
33:02This is the end of our retreat, but the beginning of a new era for rockin' grandmas.
33:07I just...
33:08Oh, Christ.
33:09And let's open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on.
33:13This is just our way of welcoming you all to the Trukus family.
33:19We've been cooking up a pretty awesome idea.
33:22I'm really excited and I really think it could be huge.
33:25Dad!
33:26If Trukus thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want to do,
33:30they're in for a rude awakening.
33:32Amen to that.
33:57We'll see you next time.
33:58Bye.
34:13Bye.
34:17Bye.
34:18Bye.
34:25Bye.
34:26Bye.
35:05Bye.
35:25Bye.
35:26Bye.
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