00:00Chandler!
00:02Chandler, I just figured out who you are.
00:04Can you figure out what I'm doing?
00:08You're Louis Posen.
00:10Who?
00:12Louis Posen, he was my best friend in fifth grade,
00:14and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend, and he said no.
00:17Do you know why?
00:19Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom.
00:23No, but because he thought I was too fat.
00:28Every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade.
00:31You know, I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
00:34Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
00:37No, but you know, it would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me.
00:41Okay, I will do it, but I have to warn you, this may make me a better person,
00:45and that is not the man you fell in love with.
00:49All right, this is how it's going to work.
00:50We're going to give you hypothetical maid of honor situations,
00:53and you'll be scored on a scale of 1 to 10.
00:551 being the highest.
00:57No, 10 is the highest.
00:58Why is 10 the highest?
00:59Because it's the highest.
01:04Okay, Rachel, you're up first.
01:07Situation number one.
01:08You're with Monica.
01:09The wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet.
01:13Go!
01:13I don't want to marry Chandler.
01:15Okay, um, it's going to be okay.
01:18One man the rest of my life?
01:19I don't know if I can do it.
01:20This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey.
01:25Look, Monica, getting cold feet is very common, you know?
01:30It's just because of all the anticipation,
01:31and you just have to remember that you love Chandler.
01:36And also, I ran out on a wedding.
01:38You don't get to keep the gifts.
01:41Very good.
01:42Drawing on your own experience.
01:43I like that.
01:45Yes.
01:45Yes, very nice, Rachel.
01:47Thank you, judges.
01:48Oh, kiss ass.
01:52Okay, Phoebe.
01:53Yes, Your Honor.
01:55We're now in the ceremony.
01:58Monica is about to say,
01:59I do,
02:00when her drunk uncle starts yelling.
02:02What do you do?
02:03Go!
02:04When Monica was a little wrong,
02:06I remember...
02:07Oh!
02:08Oh!
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