00:04It's your turn.
00:06Oh, are we playing this?
00:10Hey, how'd the audition go?
00:12Terrible.
00:13I messed up every line. I shouldn't even be an actor.
00:16Wait a minute. Are you doing that thing where you pretend it didn't go well, but it really did go
00:20well?
00:22Yeah, did I fool you?
00:24Totally.
00:26So it did go well.
00:28It went amazingly well.
00:29Great.
00:30Yeah, yeah, it's down to me and two other guys.
00:32Oh, my God.
00:32Wow.
00:33Yeah, and I know both of them, and they're really good.
00:35One of them's the guy from those allergy commercials who's always getting chased by those big flowers.
00:39Oh, I love that guy.
00:41Oh, what are you doing?
00:43What am I doing?
00:47I'm so nervous, you know?
00:48The callback isn't until tomorrow at five.
00:51I feel like my head's gonna explode.
00:53Well, it is overdue.
00:55Look, don't worry, okay? You're gonna be fine.
00:58Yeah, but there's just so much pressure.
00:59You know, I mean, no offense, but what you guys all do is very different.
01:02I don't know if you'd understand.
01:04Yeah, none of the rest of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
01:07Yes, Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the weenus, and I'm not happy.
01:13Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
01:15Uh-huh.
01:16Is it dirty?
01:17Oh, no, no, don't worry.
01:18I'm gonna wash it.
01:18Don't.
01:19I like it dirty.
01:23That's your call.
01:25So, uh, what are you going to do next?
01:28Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatoes.
01:30Are they, uh, firm?
01:34They're all right.
01:35You sure they haven't gone bad?
01:37You sure they're not very, very bad?
01:43No, no, really.
01:44They're okay.
01:45You're gonna slice them up real nice?
01:48Um, actually, I was gonna do them Julianne.
01:50Uh.
01:52I'm out of here.
01:53Monica, I'm quitting.
01:55I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it.
02:00I'm telling you, I'm quitting.
02:01That's it.
02:01I'm talking to my boss right now.
02:03Yes, I am.
02:04Yes, I am.
02:04Yes, I am.
02:05Yes, I am.
02:05Yes.
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