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Babies S01E03 (2026)
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00:01My friends!
00:04It's a beauty.
00:07I don't need to see.
00:10It's good.
00:13We're gonna order the food.
00:18We're going to talk.
00:20It's a good thing.
00:20Sure, we'll take a meal while we're eating.
00:20We'll take a meal.
00:21We'll take a meal.
00:23I can get a meal.
00:23This is so I can eat.
00:25I don't even know the meal.
00:29This is the meal.
00:29I was good.
00:31Sorry.
00:32Yeah.
00:33Can I get a Hawaiian feast a pretty small?
00:37$5.99.
00:42Ten minutes. Thanks.
00:45Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:48$7.99.
00:55Ten minutes.
00:57Thanks.
01:19Sorry about the...
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in.
01:26It's okay.
01:27I feel terrible.
01:31I've been waiting for a while.
01:33Oh, I know. Yeah.
01:34Ages.
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman.
01:37No, I know.
01:39It's hard.
01:49Thank God you said something.
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something.
01:55Or you'd have to wait another 15 seconds while I put in my order.
02:03This is a thing.
02:05Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of, is it triggering?
02:08Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:10It's important to you as a man, that someone doesn't jump in front of you in a queue for a
02:14fucking pizza.
02:15Are you lucky?
02:16Oh.
02:16Go ahead.
02:19She's go ahead, isn't it?
02:22She's a fucking do good.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27You good?
02:28Yeah, are you?
02:29Yeah.
02:32Great.
02:33Yeah, I do.
02:34Yeah.
02:37Good journey?
02:38Yeah.
02:51Yeah, no.
02:52How was yours?
03:16Guys.
03:20Yep, sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Hey guys.
03:35You guys came out with me?
03:37This is a big one.
03:41Yeah.
03:46Look at me.
03:49I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to try it.
03:50Can I do it?
03:50One, two, three, go.
03:52Come on.
03:56Come on.
03:58Come on.
03:59Come on.
04:00Come on.
04:12You alright?
04:13Oh, God.
04:15What?
04:16This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as to human beings,
04:21and you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you give your women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37All I can think of is taking you home, not dressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:51Oh, it's creepy.
04:52It's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hey.
05:00Hi.
05:01Hi.
05:02How are you?
05:03How are you coming?
05:04I'm sorry we're letting you in a bit of a thing.
05:07I love you.
05:08Oh, I like your elephants.
05:10Say hello.
05:11Yeah.
05:12I'll talk about three.
05:13You're good.
05:15Yeah, sure.
05:15Okay.
05:27You know I'm in love with you, huh?
05:29Come on.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:32Thanks.
05:37Now each one bursts like a volcano.
05:43This is nowhere else for this love to go.
06:02Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't know what it's like down there.
06:10What can I get you?
06:12Um.
06:21And the hormones?
06:24Normal.
06:25All normal.
06:26Everything was normal.
06:28But do talk about maybe like a chromosome or-
06:32Yep.
06:33It was all normal.
06:34Everything was normal.
06:35It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests for what might feel like
06:50no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both, in terms of reproduction at least, you're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So where-
07:15Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know.
07:29Huh!
07:29I've just arrived.
07:30Can you hear me?
07:32Oh my God.
07:34Headhunted.
07:40Headhunted though, so will you get a raise?
07:42I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:46will you get crazy
07:49Singapore
07:50well
07:53what about from the blue
08:00I can't quite
08:03what was it
08:04you'll be vice president
08:06of acquisitions
08:09and
08:16I couldn't
08:17I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying
08:19so you
08:19what was it
08:21you'll be vice president of
08:23was it acquisitions or
08:30do you want me to unlock it
08:32yeah
08:53Singapore though
08:54can't get much further away than that
09:26I can't get much further away
09:34I've always had the idea of getting away, fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um, past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married.
10:03Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man?
10:09Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turn you down.
10:13Bottom of the barrel.
10:16Shall I take these over?
10:17Yeah, yeah, thanks mate.
10:19Four pints of Peroni.
10:21No, that'd be great.
10:22Thanks.
10:25No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly.
10:28Thanks mate.
10:30Say something nice about you, about Lisa, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39Right.
10:42Yeah, no.
10:44Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no.
10:46Thanks mate.
11:00No, no, no, no.
11:01Thanks mate.
11:01Wow.
11:01Yeah, it'll do swimming lessons on Saturday morning.
11:10Yeah.
11:13How the focus is working?
11:19Yeah.
11:20I'm saying to teach my bucket.
11:31Six, seven years since Nicola changed her nappy.
11:34And six years of sleep.
11:36Sleep, I remember that.
11:37Is that where you put your head on a bit?
11:40And you stay there all night, yeah.
11:41Wake up in the morning completely refreshed.
11:44Yeah, I've got a vague memory of that.
11:48No, go back and eat your dinner.
11:49No, I said no.
11:51I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called
11:53How Is It Only Midday?
11:57So imagine having a baby on now.
11:59Well, Ian would have a few questions to ask.
12:01Is that the old...
12:02Snip.
12:07Sorry.
12:08Oh, if you knew Ian...
12:12Oh, just take my phone.
12:16Jesus, Mummy's trying to eat.
12:17Is Mummy allowed to eat?
12:19Honestly, she kills me.
12:25Oh, I bet that's my pleasure.
12:34Hey.
12:36Hi.
12:39Congratulations.
12:40I be Alex.
12:41Thanks.
12:41Oh, thank you.
12:46I was sorry to hear about your loss.
12:49My loss?
12:50What are those?
12:53I see.
12:53Yeah, right.
12:54I thought you meant my wallet or something.
12:56Oh, you remember one of my phone or something.
12:59I was like, what?
13:01They're my pockets, aren't they?
13:04Yeah.
13:05No, thanks.
13:06Yeah.
13:07All good.
13:08All good.
13:10Here's what it is, mate.
13:12Hey.
13:13Hey.
13:20Thanks for coming.
13:21Yeah.
13:22No, it's great to be here.
13:25How have you been?
13:27How have you been more like?
13:29Sleeping?
13:30Well, sleep's been...
13:33It's not been great, to be honest.
13:36Oh, dear.
13:37Of course, I've been doing bedtime,
13:38but it's me who's got to get up in the night
13:40and whop it out, whack it in his house.
13:44Alex is so gorgeous.
13:46You should see him at three in the morning.
13:52I've got my latch sorted.
13:54Oh, great.
13:54Yes.
13:55That is a big relief.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Hey.
13:59Thanks for coming.
14:00Oh, nice.
14:02Great to be here.
14:03I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss.
14:09My loss, what are these?
14:14Sorry, I thought you meant my wallet or something.
14:17What is your loss?
14:18I was like, what have I lost?
14:19I've got my phone, I've got my case.
14:23Oh, God, yeah.
14:25Thanks, yeah.
14:26It's all good.
14:28It's all good.
14:31It is what it is.
14:34Can I get you a drink?
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it.
14:52Because all that...
14:54I've lost my wallet stuff.
14:58I mean, what the fuck?
15:05I was trying to slightly deflect.
15:09It was incredibly subtle.
15:13Actually, when I think of it, very, very convincing.
15:22I don't.
15:25I don't.
15:29Sorry.
15:32It's okay.
15:35It's okay.
15:52It's a bit of me that wants Alex to die.
16:01Maybe.
16:03Maybe.
16:07You want Nicola's baby today?
16:12A little bit.
16:26Jesus.
16:28Jesus.
16:30Jesus.
16:36It's so dark.
16:42Yeah.
16:43It's really dark.
17:05Can I do it with me?
17:13Can I do it with me?
17:14Can I just grab my toothbrush?
17:18Yeah.
17:21Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep.
17:27Everyone does.
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts, apparently.
17:32Yeah.
17:32I know.
17:33I said I know.
17:34I don't know the ins and outs.
17:36But.
17:39Apparently, there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you.
17:41Yep.
17:44Sorry.
17:44No.
17:45Don't know which room we're in.
17:47Oh.
17:48Ah, no.
17:49Good point.
17:49I can check with Marvin.
17:50Oh, call him.
17:51I can call him.
18:01Rose.
18:02Which was why we said at the time it was a reliable fund.
18:05The growth was steady for many years.
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Yeah.
18:1012 years of steady growth.
18:12And I don't know if you remember, but I'm sure you do.
18:17As a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, then three, then 2.1.
18:25And what's actually coming in now is actually we're not seeing that.
18:32Though the future is still open to debate.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Well, the future's always open for debate.
18:36It's the future.
18:38Wasn't what I was saying, but okay.
18:40But yes, what we are now forecasting for year one is, um, have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures.
18:51Do you want to?
18:52You carry on.
18:54Yeah.
18:54It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4.
19:08Okay.
19:13Okay.
19:14Okay.
19:15Okay.
19:15I don't know.
20:05That'd be Daniel.
20:16He probably can't sleep or something.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah, feel free.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:49Oh, thank you.
20:52Sorry.
20:55Okay.
21:07How long have you been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it hard, get it in me and ejaculate.
21:28That's literally it.
21:31Just get it in me and ejaculate.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:40I just need it to ejaculate.
21:44Shut your eyes.
21:46They are.
21:47Shut your eyes.
21:49They are shut.
21:50Shut them.
21:51I can't.
21:52I've got this left.
21:53Shut your stupid eyes.
21:54I don't want to see you in the dress.
22:03You're so annoying.
22:04It's not even funny anymore.
22:06Keep them shut now.
22:09Keep them shut.
22:15Keep them shut.
22:32Yeah, I know how your mum makes a roast.
22:35I've spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in the slow cooker.
22:40Do you know she grows her own carrots?
22:42Here he is.
22:43Oh no, go away.
22:45Let's talk about a roast.
22:46Oh, typical.
22:48Thanks, son.
22:48Oh, thank you.
22:49Oh, and they're done.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding.
22:54Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just going to pop upstairs.
22:59Okay enough.
23:00Too much information, eh?
23:26Are you in there?
23:30Yeah.
23:33You okay?
23:37Yep.
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how I know.
23:50I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:53Does that make sense?
23:56Yep.
23:57I just have this, like, I can inkling.
24:06Do you want to let me in?
24:13Come on now, just have a chat.
24:16Just go downstairs and have a chat.
24:18Go.
24:30I don't give a fuck.
24:32I don't give a fuck.
24:32Where are you going to go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34I need to fucking leave.
24:43I didn't say anything.
24:44Don't talk to me when I am cleaning this annoying cupboard in the entire house.
24:51How is this my fault?
25:03Okay, my parents...
25:07Okay, my parents are really positive, calm, constructive people.
25:13I really like that.
25:14It's what we need.
25:17They're not like...
25:18Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:24Nothing.
25:26You're obviously going to say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit like...
25:35I don't just mean your parents.
25:39Your dad's all serious.
25:42Your mum's...
25:45There's a reason you haven't told them about the losses.
25:47They won't be able to deal with it.
25:49I think you're serious with dealing with it really well.
25:53Okay, let's stop this before it becomes something we've done when it's begun.
25:58Really?
26:01We're just going to stand here, pretend it's okay for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're
26:06fucking...
26:17It's not your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her.
26:22So you stand there talking all smiling like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all.
26:26They know fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots.
26:36I just meant the whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52Is that okay?
26:53Sorry.
26:54Oh, it's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:05Well, that's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:14Oh, mum.
27:15They're just...
27:16Didn't relate.
27:16No.
27:17How'd you end up like that in vain?
27:23Are you okay?
27:26Yeah, no, I'm fine.
27:27I just...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:33Of course, yeah.
27:37I have to say this, okay?
27:39Because...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this, yeah, but...
27:50You're not thinking straight.
27:57Am I not?
28:01No.
28:05Sorry.
28:09Don't need to be sorry.
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies and I'm not thinking straight?
28:27Oh, my God.
28:28I'm such a clutz.
28:30Sorry, I'm so harebrained.
28:32I can't think straight in my silly little girl head
28:35because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me and another two pouring down my legs.
28:46Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:53We had three babies growing inside me and they all died.
28:56One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure
28:58that I don't even want to think about
29:00and we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what?
29:03You think straight about that.
29:06Jesus, fuck.
29:07Go fuck.
29:08Go.
29:20Go.
29:55I think the difference is I'm able to rationalise it.
30:00I know you're not.
30:03Okay.
30:05I am...
30:06Of course you can't rationalise it.
30:09But you're pregnant three times and they all die. You can rationalise that.
30:15Yeah.
30:17Fuck off.
30:18I can rationalise it.
30:19Of course you can't.
30:21I can rationalise it. I can make sense of it in my brain, which means I'm able to manage my
30:29emotional reaction to it without having to go on about it to everyone.
30:52Rationalise it then.
30:55Go on.
30:57Rationalise it because I love rational.
31:00Rational's fucking excellent. I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational.
31:10You have to think of this, within its place, within the cosmos.
31:23I'm sorry.
31:24I'm sorry. Go on. Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos. It sounds fantastic.
31:30Okay, fuck off.
31:31No, go on. Sorry, please. Rationalise.
31:34No, go on. Sorry, please. Rationalise. Rationalise away. You were saying the cosmos.
31:42We're just people. We're just people. We know.
31:49Really?
31:54Okay.
31:56Wow, you thought of that yourself. Wow, this is like, this is life changing. Why didn't
32:05you tell me this sooner? You need to write this down because you know, the whole cosmos
32:09thing is really deep. That's like, that's the sort of thing clever people say. Who cares
32:14about the children dying in my stomach are all just part of the cosmos? The cosmos, oh
32:22come on, that's hilarious. You know that's funny. Have you been listening to a podcast?
32:31Can you just fuck off? Seriously, it's fucking rude.
32:35Fuck you.
32:36Yeah, okay.
32:37Don't call me fucking rude.
32:38I do fucking everything you need. I've upset my mum. I do fucking whatever you want me
32:45to do because I love you, and I'm happy to do it because I love you, and because I made
32:50a vow to you on our wedding day, but you can't then just turn around and be fucking rude.
32:58You've got two options. You can either bend over, let the misery fuck you, or you move
33:05forward. You stay focused. Eyes up, level head.
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah.
33:17What was it? Move forward?
33:20Move forward, stay focused, eyes up, level head.
33:26Now is that going?
33:28It's going well.
33:31Yeah?
33:36I've put all the pain through, like, imagine that, like, a shredder, a paper shredder in
33:46my head. I put all the pain through the shredder, I've burnt the shreds, and now that allows
33:52me to move forwards across the ashes.
33:57You know that's mad though, yeah?
34:01It's not.
34:02It is.
34:04It's fucking loopy.
34:06It works.
34:07It doesn't.
34:09I promise you it doesn't.
34:12I promise you it doesn't.
34:18You don't talk about it.
34:21You only talk to your dad about it, and that's like talking to a two-year-old.
34:24Okay, fine. I'm going to talk about it. I'll talk to fucking everyone about it. I'll talk to Dave about
34:28it.
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury, the fucking lad they got.
34:37Doing a ceremony, I couldn't keep me eyes on me.
34:41Shit, Kevin.
34:41I mean, look at him.
34:42What a guy, eh?
34:44He's got the looks, he's got a daughter, eh?
34:47You are turning me out of my show, you dangerous beast, eh?
34:53Are you guys all right?
34:55No.
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah, thank you.
35:02So, um...
35:05There's something that I've got to tell this guy that I've been seeing, and, um...
35:10Okay, he's going to hate it, and I...
35:14Let's just...
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes, thank you.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:32Yeah.
36:38Sorry I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry.
36:40I actually really value eating on my own.
36:42The payment got you okay?
36:44Yeah, all good.
36:45Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:13Oh, um...
37:18Are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:20Yeah.
37:22I'm really, like...
37:24I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions, and...
37:29I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so...
37:33Just fire away.
37:35Anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:44Thank you, yeah.
37:45Yeah.
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56You all right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities
38:01without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:07Or I will.
38:12Well, there's, um, gonna be quite a significant raise, yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, no.
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, no.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic.
38:45Go on, fuck off. Get out my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're gonna have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:53Yep. I know.
38:54It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me?
38:56Fuck off.
38:57Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off! Get out my bedroom!
39:02All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world.
39:10Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away.
39:19Start again.
39:23Take me to Singapore.
39:29I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah, good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah, yeah.
39:43Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:45We're a bit like...
39:46In the middle work.
39:48Oh, you want us to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious?
39:53Uh-oh.
40:01Lots to talk about.
40:03Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh.
40:05I'm saying serious.
40:06Ha-ha-ha-ha.
40:07There.
40:12Oh.
40:13I made it, though.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24I've been here a few times during the day.
40:26I know she'll be working.
40:28But it counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right.
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:33Ha-ha.
40:35I think they do like, um...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:44I sort of texted you and I was like...
40:46Ah.
40:47I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:51No, I...
40:51I was pleased to ask, actually.
40:54Service is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00But how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:03Uh, yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:08Ready.
41:12Great timing.
41:13Okay.
41:15Shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the halloumi.
41:25Oyster mushrooms.
41:27The burrata salad.
41:28Dressing.
41:30On the side?
41:31We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:35Chip pea kofta.
41:37Lamb skewers.
41:40Hummus and baba ganoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45And I've...
41:46It's been a lot of...
41:48Interviews and stress and...
41:51Networking.
41:51Sadly.
41:52But, um...
41:53I've managed to get a promotion.
41:57Don't tell Dave that I said that.
42:00He thinks I was headhunted.
42:03But, um...
42:04It means a move to...
42:06Singapore.
42:07A bottle.
42:08Great.
42:11Well, yeah, but...
42:14Looks like I've got this...
42:16Baby growing inside of me.
42:18Which feels...
42:21Amazing.
42:23I'm really sorry.
42:27No.
42:42Okay.
42:44Quite simply...
42:46Dave isn't capable of fatherhood.
42:50And, um...
42:51I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:53I haven't told him yet because...
42:55He's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And, um...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that...
43:02When it comes to it.
43:03Because...
43:04There is a lot of pain in him.
43:05And sensitivity.
43:07And...
43:08He's rather vulnerable.
43:09Beneath it all.
43:10You...
43:11You know him.
43:13What is the...
43:15Nicest way to dump him?
43:21Sorry, that's a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I just...
43:28Greedy guts eating for two.
43:40Singapore.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been headhunted.
43:47Headhunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:49Wow.
43:51She's good.
43:53Isn't she?
43:54Still good for you.
43:57How was it?
43:59Who isn't?
44:04No, it's a...
44:06It's a big...
44:06Thing for her.
44:09It's a...
44:10Yeah.
44:13She wants me to go with her.
44:18To...
44:19To Singapore?
44:20Yeah.
44:27Well, that's good.
44:29Yeah.
44:33So...
44:34So you'd move out there and...
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:37Settle down.
44:38Come on.
44:47Well, it's great that she's asked ya.
44:51What does that mean?
44:55Well, that's...
44:59Of course you'd ask me.
45:01You married people are hilarious.
45:04You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:07I'm joking, I'm joking.
45:09It's all good, mate.
45:11All good.
45:26How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:31Like, if you moved out there with her this year?
45:35It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:39Um...
45:41Well, it would be a long-term move, professionally, for Amanda, so...
45:46Yeah.
45:49Permanent?
45:53Yeah.
45:53But...
45:53I guess you...
45:55You...
45:55You...
45:55You come home, what?
45:57I mean, females?
45:58What would I come home for?
46:03Daniel?
46:04Well, yeah.
46:05There's Daniel.
46:06Of course there's Daniel.
46:07I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:09He'll visit, yeah.
46:11He'll love it out there.
46:12Yeah.
46:14And my dad.
46:15But, er...
46:16There's nothing else to come home for.
46:25Well, it would be a good seat back, have you?
46:26Yeah.
46:28Finally.
46:2820 years.
46:29I've been trying to get rid of you.
46:33Oh, my God.
46:37Um...
46:37Oh, my God.
46:37Mm-hmm.
46:38Mm-hmm.
46:39Mm-hmm.
46:42Mm-hmm.
46:43Mm-hmm.
46:43Mm-hmm.
46:44Mm-hmm.
46:44Mm-hmm.
46:44Mm-hmm.
46:45Mm-hmm.
46:45Mm-hmm.
47:07Okay, thank you.
47:13When I first met my wife, when I first met Lisa, she was actually incredibly rude.
47:38She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue at the cab shop.
47:42It was Peter.
47:49I knew, as soon as I spoke to her, I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman for
47:56the rest of my life.
48:07Lisa, I'm addicted to you.
48:12Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:17I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:20I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:30I found you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:37When your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:41I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:47And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:55We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:04And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:15And I know there will be hard times too, but whatever happens to us, however hard we fall in the
49:23most painful moments.
49:25We made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:32We will love and look after each other.
49:37Me, the sensible problem solver.
49:41And you, the fun, mad, uncontainable and unrepeatable one.
49:51Nothing can break us apart.
50:04I'd like to propose a toast to my world, my life, to my wife, to Lisa.
50:21Lisa!
50:33Put it down the radio gate!
50:43Alright, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
50:46The pizza van is now open and let's remember, it is a free bar, so let's make this a messy
50:52one.
51:22Amanda's pregnant.
51:25See my WhatsApps?
51:44Amanda's pregnant.
51:45And now, Amanda's pregnant.
51:56she's gonna dump Dave and move to Singapore.
51:59You need to tell him.
52:01Destroy the fucking bitch.
52:17Jesus Christ.
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