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00:00Antes, en Heated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:38I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff eats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:48My care, my coat, leave all I know.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where there should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:03My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:11Take us long, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us long, take it easy on me.
02:24That's a long, take it easy on me, please.
02:29New case, new case.
02:32Do you check your eyes?
02:34Okay, you check your eyes.
02:50Let's see.
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04:44Can we call it a dynasty Shane Hollander and the Montreal metros are your MLH champions
04:50para el segundo año en un año.
04:53No desde la década de los 90s
04:55hemos visto un equipo de back-to-back cubs.
05:34¡Gracias!
06:11¡Gracias!
06:36¡Gracias!
06:47¡Gracias!
06:48She's what?
06:48Pregnant.
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man. You gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hayden, what great news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid. That's awesome, man. Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby! Emma! Slow down!
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Hey, have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag.
07:40You are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not...
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay, come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay, good.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me?
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kinda have my hands full for a moment.
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby?
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you were the worst one!
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Nark!
09:13Nark!
09:14Nark!
09:15Nark!
09:16I'm getting him a second, mate.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28This is my favorite place on Earth.
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34Well, maybe you decided that we were here to see.
09:38And no matter what.
09:40You were so happy.
09:41I'm sorry.
09:41It's like a garbage that I felt not fit in a coma.
09:45It's just a beautiful thing.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:56You're looking for a woman?
09:56Who are you now?
09:59You're talking to me?
10:01No.
10:01No, no.
10:03¿Qué pasa conmigo?
10:05¿No es algo más?
10:07No.
10:11¿No?
10:12¿No es nada conmigo?
10:15¿No?
10:16¿No?
10:16¿Vas a ver un año?
10:18¿No es algo serio?
10:22¿Tienes algo de eso o algo?
10:25¿De qué?
10:26¿No es algo serio?
10:27¿Tienes algo?
10:28¿Tienes algo de eso?
10:30Ok.
10:32Vamos a decirle a un poco.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:51I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
10:59Entonces, ¿Lily es solo un amigo?
11:02¿Qué?
11:03Sí, tranquilo, hermano. Sé que te traes a una chica llamada Lily.
11:06No, no.
11:06Ok, vay a la, weirdo.
11:10O no.
11:11No importa.
11:12En realidad, espero que lo hagas.
11:13Siempre se juega mejor después.
11:14No, no te preocupes.
11:15Oh, yo planeo. Probablemente más de una vez.
11:17Lo amo una hotelera.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, sí.
11:49No, no.
11:56No, no.
11:58Wow.
11:59This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built, or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Ok.
12:17Ok.
12:23Ok.
12:25OK.
12:26Mmm.
12:29Ah.
12:34Oh.
12:37Oh.
12:39Oh.
12:41Oh.
12:42Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:44Oh.
13:00¿Qué pasa?
13:01Debo ir.
13:06O podrías quedarse.
13:10¿Querías quedarse?
13:12¿Y yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow,
13:20so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden...
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food part of my heart.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You wanna make me tuna melt?
14:36I was gonna make one for me,
14:37I'd make two.
14:40Good.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:48What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:52Hmm.
15:53I like New York.
15:55Cause it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:07Not like Ottawa.
16:09Cause it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:20Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hmm?
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:40Oh.
16:43She's old friend.
16:44From Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:08No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck.
17:14But...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:25But...
17:26But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get it.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh.
18:26Yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:52No.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not.
18:57I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
18:59No.
19:10No.
19:12No.
19:13No.
19:14No.
19:18No.
19:34No.
19:35No.
19:35No.
19:38No.
19:39No.
19:40No.
19:41No.
19:41No.
19:42No.
19:44No.
19:44No.
19:46No.
19:46No.
19:47No.
19:49No.
19:52No.
19:54No.
20:15No.
20:17No.
20:18No.
20:18No.
20:18Thank you, that was great.
20:20What?
20:25How was your father?
20:30Oh, you speak Russian.
20:32I know the word for father.
21:10I know the word for father.
21:53I know the word for father.
22:18I know the word for father.
22:42I know the word for father.
22:49I know the word for father.
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22:52I know the word for father.
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25:17I know the word for father.
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25:34I know the word for father.
25:40I know the word for father.
25:48I know the word for father.
26:03I know the word for father.
26:23I know the word for father.
26:35I know the word for father.
26:49I know the word for father.
26:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:22Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to...
27:26Bullshit. Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy Francois, the chef, you remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know. Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right? Le Tambour?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys, this one never leaves its fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:07Do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander, have whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shaney, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44I don't know.
28:47I don't know.
29:01I don't know.
29:14¿Qué es lo que te ha hecho para hacer estos fríos?
29:20El chef me ha dado a mí y son muy buenos.
29:23No voy a ir a mi costumbre si voy a comerlos.
29:29Dios mío, estos son tan buenos.
29:33Yo soy Rose, por ejemplo.
29:34Soy Shane.
29:35Wow, soy un fan de la familia.
29:39¿Te ha sorprendido que soy un fan de tuyo?
29:41¿Qué?
29:43Soy un chico de tres hermanos.
29:48Yo soy un frío, Shane Hollander.
29:50La Detroit no va a pasar fácil en ti mañana.
29:51No, no, no, no.
30:03No, no.
30:05I was eight and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow
30:10By Bill Paxton
30:12That is terrible
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me
30:16And it was good practice
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies
30:23Including the one I'm doing right now
30:26Fuck, you
30:28You didn't hear that
30:29No, they literally have me murdered
30:31If they find out I told you
30:32My lips are sealed
30:37Okay
30:38Your turn
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped
30:41I mean, there have been threats
30:43No, not what I meant
30:47Shane Hollander
30:48Eight years old
30:49Paint me a picture
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff
31:01Can start for another couple years
31:03So I'm probably just having fun
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No
31:11Well, I mean, kind of
31:13I love it, but
31:16It got more intense
31:17So I guess I kind of got more intense too
31:19If that makes sense
31:22Yeah, it does
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid
31:28Didn't make it less intense
31:31I wasn't the only one
31:32There was one other
31:36He hated me, though
31:38I have a Western last name
31:40So it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right
31:53John tapped out at NCAA
31:55Thank you
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four at Princeton
31:58That's amazing
31:59He's an agent now
32:00Naturally
32:03And Peter's in the AHL
32:05Undrafted, but hey
32:07Still not nothing
32:08Not nothing indeed
32:12So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:16Uh, no
32:17I was here a few years ago
32:19Shooting this horrible FBI movie
32:22Underdark
32:23Kidnapped
32:23Come on
32:24No
32:25I fly a lot
32:27I watch a lot of movies
32:28No, that movie is so bad
32:29It's not great
32:30No, it's horrible
32:31You're really good
32:32I'm so bad at it
32:33No, you're good
32:34Well, I'm barely in it
32:36I was here for a week
32:37And it was the summer
32:38Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me
32:53So, um
32:54Are you going to be in town a little while this time?
33:14Now what happened?
33:15I will be taking you
33:18Underdark
33:23Underdark
33:26Underdark
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