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00:00¿Qué es lo que se ha visto en un Heated Rivalry?
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Ok.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11That was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:48Hollander, see you next season.
00:55I'm going to try to get out of the way, you're in our way.
01:01You born feet up, suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:24You think I'm pretty.
01:26You think I'm pretty.
01:27All right.
01:30Let's go.
01:34Let's go.
01:36Let's go.
02:02¡Gracias!
02:29¡Gracias!
03:04¡Gracias!
03:38¡Gracias!
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06:09¡Gracias!
06:16¡Gracias!
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06:37¡Gracias!
06:55¡Gracias!
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06:58¡Gracias!
07:00¡Gracias!
07:00¡Gracias!
07:01¡Gracias!
07:04¡Gracias!
07:05No lo hagan.
07:22¿Vale?
07:25¿Vale?
07:25¿Vale?
07:26¿Vale?
07:29¿Vale?
07:30¿Vale?
07:31¿Por qué te crees que es bien para la sección antes de la game?
07:33¿Qué?
07:33¿Qué te crees que te hagan para la sección antes de la sección?
07:39¿Eres un día en la sección?
07:41¡Jámenes así!
07:43¿Por qué te crees?
07:43¡No te crees que me hagan a la sección antes de la sección!
07:46¡Vale!
07:54¡Tení, no te lo has hecho!
07:55¡Recuerdas!
07:59¡Berretí!
08:00¡Vale!
08:01¡Nos lugar!
08:02¡Jámenes!
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place,
08:06but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:12Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No.
09:22No.
09:23You're following me.
09:25You're following me.
09:32Alright.
09:32No, you're losing time.
09:45Wow, wow
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go
10:23Please don't go
10:26Oh my God
10:36He's okay
10:53Oh shit, Rose
11:00Are you okay?
11:08It's you
11:12It's you
11:14Okay
11:16It's you
11:20It's you
11:24It's you
11:27It's you
11:29It's all right
11:31Oh my God
11:52Are you
11:54Oh God
11:56Hold her
11:57Oh
11:58Oh
12:01Oh
12:03Oh
12:03Oh
12:03What the hell
12:05Are you
12:11The hell
12:14Are you
12:20Please don't go
12:23That bed's all dead
12:25What?
12:27Shut up
12:32It will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder
12:59I'm dead
13:01That was so fucking hot
13:08Worth the wait
13:24I should go
13:31I should go
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right
13:37Oh, right
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia
13:44Yes
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me
13:47They're pissed they can't come
13:49But my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows
14:03Cool
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal
14:10You fucking wish, dude
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan
14:23Such a good drink
14:24Her cab is definitely here
14:37Bye
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease
14:47Your all-star hockey podcast
14:49For the first period
14:50We are four days into this year's winter games
14:52And there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team
15:00A hard pill to swallow on palm ice
15:03And especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff
15:06Chosen as his country's captain
15:11Je déboule dans Paris
15:18Piedre qui roule de la cigale à la fourmi
15:25Le cœur encore endormi
15:35All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:40Be nice, Fanny
15:41Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show
15:46A debacle
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag
15:54Uh-uh
15:55See what I say this year, baby
15:56We're fucking coming for you
15:57Okay
15:57Trust me
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny
15:59Don't even stress
15:59Oh, good one
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes, yes it does
16:07Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is
16:10Yeah
16:10Probably right
16:11Well, the good news is
16:12We're not going to be here longer
16:13Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program
16:17He's trained together
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him
16:21Hell yeah, man
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:31I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:35Hey, here's me
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man
16:42Oh yeah, he's out there
16:44Look what they Mommy might be aqui
16:44You, honey, I can do that
16:49Look what they're done
16:52I'm gonna be there
16:53No see why they're allowed me well
17:06Yeah, that's gonna be there
17:09That's gonna be there
17:11I'm gonna be there
17:14¡Gracias!
17:45¿Qué?
17:46No, no.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:10Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37Okay.
18:39Okay.
18:40Okay.
18:42I still want to meet you today.
18:44No matter what.
18:47This is my honor.
18:49You should be proud.
18:51After yesterday's...
18:53You won...
18:57...Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:00And he's still playing.
19:02How did you do it?
19:04Do you not regret it?
19:05Not regret it.
19:07Well, not that.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game.
19:12It's not a game.
19:12It's a hard one.
19:15It's not regret it.
19:16It's an regret that you showed in the time.
19:19I'm playing better than when.
19:22Our team are injured,
19:24the personnel are not scored,
19:25The team is scored...
19:26What is that?
19:27That is the American absurd?
19:28What is it?
19:30That was scored!
19:30You are a captain.
19:31You make it scored!
19:33You always seek someone.
19:34¿Quién es la culpa del niño?
19:42¿Quién es la culpa de ti?
19:45¿Tu mamá?
19:47¿No puede hacer eso?
19:52No, padre.
19:56Mamá murió.
20:00¿No recuerdas?
20:02¿Qué pasa?
20:03Yo tenía que ver tu mamá.
20:06¿A dónde Polina?
20:09¿En Moscú?
20:12Claro.
20:17Necesitamos ir.
20:19A la noche.
20:23Para que se encontrara con el ministro.
20:27¿Qué pasa?
20:30¿Sí?
20:32¿Estás listo?
20:43¿Estás listo?
20:43¿Estás listo?
20:45¿Qué pasa conmigo?
20:45Hay un peso con marco.
20:47¿Serial está bien?
20:49¿Horos bien, ser bien...
20:51¿Estás listo?
20:53¿Eres tipo un año?
20:54¿Era problema con líderes?
20:55¿Era siempre tan problema?
20:57¡Ligeras!
20:58¿Estás listo muy bien?
21:00¿Qué pasa?
21:01¿Qué pasa?
21:04De verdad, demasiado mucho hablar.
21:07Tú eres mi ángel.
21:08Tú también te hablaras demasiado mucho,
21:10особенно cuando lo que pasa con el hockey.
21:13¿Todo cuando ganamos, papá?
21:15Yo llevo el bar y le necesitamos un placer.
21:20Si, mira como ella lo asombró.
21:24¿Sas tan bien?
21:25Gracias.
21:26Gracias.
21:26Yo un ángel.
21:28Estaba bien, si tú me lo recuerdas.
21:30¡Ah!
21:31Yo quiero beber.
21:32No, no.
21:33Me hubiera algo interesante.
21:51¿También?
21:57¿También?
21:57¿También?
22:01¿También?
22:04¿También?
22:04Creo que tu bien jugaste.
22:06¿También preguntaste?
22:07¿También preguntaste?
22:08¿También, doctor?
22:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:10Para ti, quien por todo el día tendrá un hijo de sanzionista de hockey,
22:13ha intentado evitar esto.
22:16¿También pide?
22:16Yo siempre le pongo a opinión.
22:19Cuando es verdadero, lo pongo a opinión.
22:22En cualquier lugar, no importa para ti.
22:25No tiene. ¿Por qué decidiste así, mi padre?
22:28Tu padre es un hombre, que en cualquier caso te encargará.
22:32Tienes que dejarme preocuparse sobre lo que él cree.
22:35Y no te preocupes en estos malos juegos, cuando tienes un gran chance en este año.
22:41¿Es verdad?
22:42Sí, es verdad.
22:43Los Ángeles no van a pasar por New Jersey.
22:45Los Ángeles no van a pasar por Holanda y Monreale.
22:50Creo que en este año podrás победir Monreale.
22:52¿En este año?
22:53Sí, en este año.
22:55Porque yo creo que mixta traumada.
22:59¿Por qué sabes todo esto?
23:01Un extra sens.
23:03Con un travestido hermanos no vas a ir a la vez.
23:06Como tú con la команza pareció muy bien.
23:10¿Tú?
23:12Este es el Vostok, y luego puedes ganar.
23:15Puedes ganar a quien sea en el norte.
23:17En Chicago, no lo que antes.
23:20en el final, probablemente, se encuentran en San Francisco.
23:23Y...
23:24...es muy bien, pero...
23:26...es muy muy joven.
23:27Así, tú ganaste el Cielo en el año antes de que me contaba con su padre.
23:35No, gracias. Me pude dormir.
23:37Mejor debería estar perfectamente.
23:41Siempre debería estar perfectamente.
23:42Claro.
23:43Pero te necesitas más...
23:45...de acuerdo.
23:47Nos vemos en el bosque.
23:50Hasta luego.
23:57¿Qué tal?
24:00¿Cómo estás, Sácha?
24:02¡Oh!
24:04Ahí está genial.
24:06Me encanta este lugar.
24:09Los clubes.
24:12Los niños.
24:14Es una hermosa.
24:15Los chiquitos.
24:19¿No?
24:21¿Tú viste en franceses?
24:24¿Sí, Elia?
24:31Dios mío.
24:34No hay nada.
24:36No hay nada.
24:40No mentes.
24:42No flirte en respuesta.
24:48No hay nada.
24:50te hubiera divertido.
24:55Lo ete.
25:07Aquí.
25:09Es decirlo.
25:10¿Qué pasa?
25:12La peligrosidad te asustó antes.
25:16Si recuerda, no me equivocas.
25:21Nosotros somos hijos, Sácha.
25:25Sí.
25:27Eso es.
25:29No.
25:32Ok.
25:35Vamos a ir a un lugar.
25:39No, no.
25:48Ok.
25:51Voy a encontrar una reunión.
25:54Ok.
26:03Vamos a ir.
26:06No, no.
26:24Capitan's here.
26:26Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
26:28Ya, ya, ya, ya.
26:29Just put them down.
26:29What am I supposed to do in this?
26:31I don't know.
26:31My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:34I don't know.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Ok, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:42Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it.
26:51Hey, then.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:55Turn it up.
26:56It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:02Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:08Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10Ooh.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Ok, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look.
27:19I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:27I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:47Well that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01Two shots against.
29:02And obviously, the final match.
29:07Legend of LeBron!
29:09Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:50Woo!
29:50Rosanoff, and Shane Hallmark.
29:58Pero la cosa más importante...
30:01...es los amigos que hacemos a la vez.
30:05Hey, antes de dar un salto, ¿puedo hacer una foto con vosotros?
30:10¿Qué?
30:11¿Cómo? Cuando se va a pasar de nuevo, hermano?
30:15Ok, fine, pero acuérdate.
30:23¡Gracias!
30:24¡Gracias!
30:25¡Gracias!
30:25¡Gracias!
30:26¡Gracias!
30:27¡No chance!
30:28Y el Lord Talon Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
31:13...y el que querías, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist
31:26Unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28And then it's for some fucking clown show
31:31So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick
31:42Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable
31:44You suck my dick
32:00Maybe it's nicely
32:08Please
32:13If you want me to get on my knees
32:15On this filthy bathroom floor
32:16And suck your dick
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that
32:23Please get on your knees
32:26On this filthy bathroom floor
32:29And suck my dick
32:32Please
32:39No
32:44No
32:48What?
32:49No
32:52We'll go back to our seats
32:54Watch the rest of this boring show
32:56And then go to boring party after
33:00And then
33:01When you have been waiting all night
33:04You'll come back to my hotel room
33:06And I will maybe
33:09Maybe
33:09Do more than just suck your dick
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I read the New Yorker now
33:21Really?
33:23No
33:23The New Yorker is boring
33:27My dad loves it
33:29Ah
33:30So being boring is
33:32Is genetic
33:33Wow
33:35Genetic
33:41Let's make a deal
33:44Let's make a deal
33:44If you win MVP tonight
33:45I will blow you
33:46Fuck you
33:47Whatever you want
33:51And if you win
34:10Good luck to me
34:23I will do
34:25And if you win
34:31You'll also get into it
34:37I will see if you'll be
34:57¡Vamos!
34:58¡Gracias!
34:59¡Gracias!
35:00¡No te cuento de tus ojos!
35:03¡No eres un asesco!
35:38Gracias por ver el video.
35:48Gracias por ver el video.
36:15Gracias por ver el video.
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