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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02¿Then where's your boy Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should let him listen like making call.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record for more than a minute.
00:24Nice shooting, Rook.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:28Be nice, fine.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Nothing to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:37No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:40You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
00:42Oh, good one.
00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice
01:03cream?
01:04It's the Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:08Hey, isn't that...
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Boys.
01:16All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:19My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We train together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for him.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:34I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
01:38me.
01:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:56Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:18His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
03:08I am very sorry about that.
03:11No, no, no.
03:12¿Cómo me help you?
03:14Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:18Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that, if it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Yep.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
04:23Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah.
04:26The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:31I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:52Girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you...
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:102-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls with a draw.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working,
05:18but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:20What is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24We have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:32Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is sending the bar so loud.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'll listen to it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name
05:53on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:04Hunter to bomb.
06:05And you?
06:05Von sends it back to Hunter.
06:07Thank you.
06:08Hunter's looking out.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Von's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17Oh, wow.
06:18A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26He literally forgot.
06:27Jesus Christ!
06:31He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means,
06:35or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:36I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:45Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:08But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:12Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game,
07:15I try to repeat it,
07:16and then I try to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you are.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:35Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:42Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Carl.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever,
08:03but he just keeps saying my name,
08:05and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Carl, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:23Thank you.
08:26New York with control.
08:28Okay.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Mm.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42I'm probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Right.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:55how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:04Are you working?
09:05Oh.
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Hey.
09:21I didn't know if you, uh...
09:25Oh, it's nice to see you.
09:29Blue Moon River Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:39This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:46And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:51Um, may I drink this here?
09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:03Okay.
10:04I'll tell you.
10:09It's over.
10:12Oh, it's over.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:34¿Estás preocupado de romper la rutina?
10:37No, no estoy en realidad tan obsesivo.
10:41Me parece que estoy demasiado lento para ser un serial killer.
10:44He tomado un examen.
10:45No creo que sea un ser un serial killer.
10:47¿A qué?
10:50¿Alguien que mató a diferentes personas al mismo tiempo?
10:53¿A ser un serial killer?
10:54Algunos que mató a diferentes personas, mínimo tres,
10:56pero durante un periodo de tiempo.
10:59No todo en vez.
11:02¿Cómo lo sabes?
11:04Yo le doy muchas libras de libras.
11:07Y, sí, seriores de killers me fait sentir...
11:11...no obsesivo.
11:13...que es un relief.
11:16Bueno, he leído algunas cosas sobre los atletes.
11:19Ok, antes de decir algo más, sí, estoy agree.
11:22Y sí, hay al menos dos chicos en mi equipo que...
11:24...possibly off the record, sí, maybe.
11:27Pero no, no me.
11:29No, I swear. Barely had dos concussions.
11:33Ok, ¿qué? ¿No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:39Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
11:40But that's not CTE stuff, that's just science.
11:43Science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:45Oh, ok, that's super comforting.
11:47Listen, I know you're more of an art guy, so it's not like I expect you to get the ins
11:50and outs of science.
11:52And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:56I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
12:10Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:16I have two seats, no one's taken them, so...
12:18I mean, if you want.
12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:22Yeah, yeah, I want.
12:25Fuck, man, that's crazy, thank you.
12:28Super happy to do it.
12:31You sure?
12:33I'm sure.
12:34These are better than my company seats.
12:40I get it.
12:41These are really good seats.
12:42Well, yeah, they're his.
12:46You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:49What are you talking about?
12:50Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
12:52Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
12:56Oh, wow.
12:57That wasn't, that wasn't to me, that was...
12:59He just nodded at you.
13:01No, there's no proof of that.
13:09Wait back, for fuck's sake.
13:11Okay.
13:20Good job, I love you.
13:22I love you.
13:23I love you.
13:24I love you.
13:25Good job, I love you.
13:27Hey, Hunter!
13:29Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:32It's better for you, huh?
13:33Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:35All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:40Hey, thanks.
13:47Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:52Cheap.
13:53True.
13:57Starting to sound like him.
13:59I'm sorry, what?
14:03You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:05What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:07Well, there's something you really don't expect to see, especially after the final whistle,
14:11and especially from Hollander and Hunter, a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road
14:17that she's not a good day.
14:21I'm going to hit the sack.
14:23Yeah, here you go, handsome.
14:25All right, have a good day off.
14:27It's not a day off.
14:28I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:30Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once, so I'm just happy for you.
14:34It's all I meant.
14:35You know.
14:37I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
14:40You know?
14:41You didn't get that scholarship anyway, so...
14:44Please, please, no jinxing me.
14:45No way.
14:45No way.
14:46Good night.
14:47Night, Dad.
14:48Love you.
14:49Love you, Dad.
14:54Motherfucker.
15:01What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
15:03I can't find my, my, my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:07Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
15:11Thank you.
15:12Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:14Yeah, I'm fine.
15:15I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
15:17Yes, and I get it, but you're not going to fuck it up because you're amazing, and it's
15:21going to be great.
15:23I love you.
15:24Yeah, you too.
15:25Yes, buddy.
15:30I'm so sorry.
15:32Save it.
15:39Motherfucker.
15:41I'm so sorry about that.
15:43I'm really sorry.
15:44Oh, you're a mess.
15:45It's okay.
15:46It's not my only talks.
15:48New York used to have professional waiters.
15:50Now it's all just models who can't carry a tray.
15:53It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:55I'm so sorry again.
15:56Oh, bunny.
15:59Babe, I don't know what that was.
16:01I know.
16:02I'm a complete fuck up.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:04You're not a complete fuck up.
16:06This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:08Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
16:11No one is firing you.
16:12Just calm down and get your shit together.
16:16Okay?
16:16Okay.
16:17I know you need the money, baby.
16:19Okay?
16:20Deep breath.
16:21Inhale.
16:23Exhale.
16:26You think you can handle quiche?
16:28They're dry.
16:44Hey.
16:45Hey.
16:46I am so sorry about earlier.
16:48That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:51I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:53No, I'm the idiot.
16:54You're just a normal, hungry person at a fundraiser, and that woman did seem horrible.
16:59Full disclosure, I hate this food.
17:00Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:05I'm sorry.
17:06I have to.
17:06Do you like Mexican food?
17:09Yeah.
17:09Of course.
17:10I'm not a serial killer.
17:12Or even a spree killer.
17:14You sure?
17:15Yeah.
17:15Who has the time?
17:16Do you have the time to grab a bite with me when this thing is over?
17:21Tonight.
17:22Yeah.
17:24With you.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Yeah, okay.
17:29Yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Because there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late, and...
17:34Okay.
17:35You don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:37Not even a little.
17:46Huh?
17:49Well...
17:50Come on.
17:59Hi.
18:03Uh...
18:04Ha, ha, ha.
18:08Oh, that's a long line.
18:10¿Es worth it?
18:14Um, probably not, right?
18:17We also don't actually have to do this.
18:20How would you feel about ordering in?
18:36Holy shit.
18:42Oh, my God.
19:04I mean, I, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
19:13Do you want a full tour now, or, uh...
19:16Or.
19:17I pick or.
19:47Oh, my God.
19:52Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're even into me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:07I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:09I'm so into you.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:35Oh.
20:37Oh, no.
20:40Oh.
20:50What were you doing?
20:53Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and...
20:59You know.
21:07Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:51Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay.
21:54I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:58fridge,
21:58and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
22:09still want you.
22:12Oh.
22:21Can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:27Oh.
22:39I should probably go.
22:44Hmm.
22:48Um.
22:49What if you didn't?
22:52Go?
22:53Yeah.
22:55Like ever?
22:57Fuck.
22:57Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:06Um.
23:10I'm, um...
23:12I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:15And I know I'm too intense.
23:17Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:27I, um...
23:29I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like ever.
23:37Um.
23:39Yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah.
23:43I-I get that.
23:49And I can't, um...
23:53Come out, like...
23:56Not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much,
24:02and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um...
24:08I don't know.
24:10Wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Wait till hockey was over, and...
24:17And maybe I could fade away better.
24:22But, uh, yeah.
24:27You, it's just, uh...
24:32I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me,
24:40so why would you even consider something this...
24:41is probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I-I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm-I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm-I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, uh, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, uh, do say something, though.
25:56I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:59I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
26:01And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How much practice?
26:27I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:31Very aggressive event.
26:32Yes, and even to BU.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad.
26:38I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next hour.
26:44Fuck, yes.
26:46Nothing, Dad.
26:47No, I'm just watching the game.
26:48Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
27:00Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:04Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked stepfuses.
27:08Then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:10What a cliche.
27:11I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:15Please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Boom!
27:19We don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Fuck.
27:25Oh.
27:33Oh.
27:34Hiya.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kit.
27:43The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57I'm not like these.
27:57They don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:03What's the secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:24Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You did?
28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:43What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new show at it.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:51What?
28:51Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:08It's a bit high on guard, thank you.
29:11You don't have to do this.
29:13It's not right.
29:15It's not right.
29:24This would look great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know.
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:38Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:50Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Thank you.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:12I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:16I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:27Come here.
30:28Come here.
30:52These road trips are just killing me.
30:55I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady?
31:01I know, I know it's dumb,
31:03but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:06Would you be jealous
31:08if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:10Maybe.
31:11Probably.
31:12Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:15Like, how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:26Here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb, I know it's dumb,
31:35but I saw them at a bodega
31:36and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:53Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:56I love it.
32:14Fuck yes!
32:29¿Qué es lo que pasa?
32:45¿Qué es lo que pasa?
32:46¿Qué es lo que pasa?
32:56A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Elena, hey, you can't tell.
33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:07Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip.
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:12He really wants to.
33:14It's amazing, he's amazing
33:16And I've never been happier
33:20Honestly
33:24What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't know
33:29What does your dad think?
33:32That I'm fucking some married guy, probably
33:36I kind of wish you were
33:37Just don't say that, please
33:40Just be happy for me
33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you
33:50I only care that you're handsome
33:51You bitch
33:55Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too
33:57Oh, I know
33:58And he better be ready for me
34:32Hey, Dad
34:34Oh, my God, you're not dead
34:36No, I'm alive
34:37Well, that is a relief
34:38I didn't want to have to call them more
34:39You know, I miss you
34:41I miss you, too, Dad
34:43All right
34:44Yeah
34:44Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
34:48Yes, I will
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise
34:52Perfect
34:54How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine
34:56You know, Barry's been a pain in my ass, but
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole
34:59No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time
35:02Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did
35:07You taught me to talk like that
35:09That sounds about right
35:12And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it
35:18I know, I know, I just figured I'd check
35:21Okay
35:22Don't worry about that
35:24Okay
35:25Don't think about that, okay?
35:26It's going to come when it comes
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you
35:29I love you
35:30All right, you too, Dad
35:31You too, Dad, what?
35:33I love you too, Dad
35:36There, I said it, oh my God
35:37Sorry, it's such a struggle
35:39Okay, bye
35:40Bye-bye
36:14Bye-bye
36:39Stop it
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here
36:44You need to chill out
36:48My God
36:50I'm, can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah
36:52Thanks
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found a group of the team
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen
37:13I think I spotted an old friend
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially
37:21She would have just been thrilled
37:25Thanks, Tom
37:25Thanks
37:26Excuse me
37:27Yeah
37:30Hey
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah
37:33I should be used to it
37:40I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher
37:45When he's all dressed up
37:46I'm Elena
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena
37:48I'm Scott
37:49Pleasure
37:49Scott
37:50You look beautiful
37:52You both do
37:54Oh, sorry
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well
38:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course
38:07Great
38:07Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely, thank you
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am
38:19Are you?
38:20I'm looking forward to the after party, honestly
38:27Fucks fits perfectly
38:28Thanks
38:30And thanks
38:31I mean, you didn't have to
38:32I wanted to
38:38Okay
38:41Elena knows
38:42And I'm sorry
38:44Yeah
38:45I kind of got that
38:47It's okay
38:49She's discreet, right?
38:51Yeah, totally
38:52Totally
38:52I just
38:54She kind of figured it out
38:55And I guess I had to tell someone
38:58It's okay
38:59Really?
39:00Yeah
39:04This is so weird
39:07Yeah
39:07You should leave early
39:09As soon as I do my speech
39:10Not before you dance with me
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance
39:15Elena's a killer
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:23So
39:25What are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious
39:29He's crazy about you
39:31I'm crazy about him, too
39:32I really am
39:34He's also miserable
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No
39:43Wait
39:44What do you mean?
39:45Nobody wants to be kept a secret
39:47He's not
39:48He is
39:51Eyes on me, handsome
39:54I'm doing my best
39:56I
39:57I love him
39:58I just can't
39:59Do better right now
40:00I
40:02I've been honest
40:03I know
40:04And he's so in love with you
40:05That he'll put up with it
40:09But it's killing him
40:16I'm not saying any of this
40:17To be mean
40:18I'm really not
40:19And you seem great
40:21But he's great, too
40:27He deserves the best
40:31He deserves sunshine
40:43And so do you
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday
40:55I know
40:56I already got the key to her lined up
40:57Surf and turf
41:00Because we're not choosing
41:03You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about
41:06Where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm
41:09A couple of my friends
41:10Are throwing me
41:11Just like a little party there
41:13It's not even really
41:14A party
41:15It's just hanging out
41:16Or whatever
41:16Right
41:18It's a
41:19It's a gay bar
41:20But
41:21It's not a club
41:22It's just a bar
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now
41:25Thanks to me
41:25It's terrible
41:26And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend
41:30As somebody who buys smoothies from me
41:33I mean, Maria knows
41:34My friend Sean knows
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me
41:43I can't
41:46I can't do that
41:50I wish I could
41:51I-I want to
41:54I want to tell everyone
41:57I want people to know you're mine
41:59That I love you
42:02I love you too
42:04Soon, maybe
42:08I mean, in a few years
42:14I know
42:15I know how it sounds
42:16But it'll go by quickly
42:18I promise
42:19And then we can be normal
42:21Like
42:22Like other people
42:27I heard what you said in your speech tonight
42:31And
42:31I know that they're your family
42:34And that you feel responsible for them
42:36And I get that, Scott
42:37I-I really, really get that
42:40But
42:42I-I have a family too
42:45And
42:46I keep lying to them
42:47And I don't want to
42:51And I miss them
42:52I-I miss my dad
42:56Sorry, that's not what I meant
42:58It's okay, I know what you meant
43:04I'm gonna go home tonight
43:08I need to
43:35Thank you
43:36Thank you, thank you
43:38Thank you for coming
43:40For those of you who've attended before
43:43Feel free to ignore my sob story
43:44And go straight to the bar
43:47But for those of you who don't know it
43:49Here's the short version
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches
43:56And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:59When I was 12 years old
44:01Mercifully for them
44:02They died instantly
44:05Mercifully for me
44:07The St. Thomas Scholarships existed
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me
44:15Had a lot of memories
44:17A love of hockey
44:18And
44:19A huge hole in my heart
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope
44:25The hope of a new family
44:28Things-things weren't always easy
44:30You know, they never are
44:31For anybody
44:32But
44:34In hockey
44:34I found what I was missing
44:37First at my high school
44:38Then later at college
44:40And now here
44:40With the admirals
44:42And I never looked back
44:45Because I never had to
44:49The family I craved
44:50The family that I needed
44:52That I still need today
44:56Hockey gave it to me
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey
45:02So from the bottom of my heart
45:04I want to thank you all
45:05For being here tonight
45:06And for supporting this cause
45:08Because it's not just a scholarship
45:10It's
45:11It's everything that comes with it
45:13It's a whole world
45:13A whole life
45:15It's
45:19It's everything
45:39Get up
45:40Hey dad
45:41Hey buddy
45:42The prodigal son
45:43Returned home
45:44Look I gotta
45:45Send the mail here
45:47For a certain someone
45:48And it's pretty heavy
45:50I don't want
45:53Hey
45:58Hey
46:00My boy
46:02Come here
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh
46:05Hey
46:06I'm sorry
46:07For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for
46:09Silly
46:11Oh
46:14Oh
46:18There we go
46:23Here's a pretty funny thing
46:25And a bullfucker ride
46:27To grass
46:27Welcome to the event
46:28Oh
46:30Yeah
46:30I watch the price of
46:36In you
46:37Oh
46:39I
46:40I
46:41I
46:42I
46:44I
46:46I
46:46I
46:46I
46:46I
46:47I
46:47I
46:48I
46:57I
46:58I
47:00Hey, good dress man. It's a cool middle of the fucking game.
47:03Yeah, totally.
47:54Yeah, totally.
47:58I think her lips are close to mine.
48:28I think her lips are close to mine.
48:34I think her lips are close to mine.
48:35I think her lips are close to mine.
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