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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59Mallory.
00:59You're super loud.
00:59You're in all a way.
01:01I'm gonna be that, sweet, thank you.
01:05You gonna stay.
01:06You're in all a way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:31Let's go!
01:58Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met
02:09driver, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, you think I'm pretty.
02:29Close enough, why not get on the ice for Boston?
02:32Oh, this is fine.
02:34I think I lost the game tonight, I think I lost the game tonight.
02:36This is fine, I think you're gonna get out soon.
02:41I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:51I know you had the light hushed over your phone like a tree, a darkly hill that's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:06You say, you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my light.
03:26You're sto-
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty fool.
03:39You say this scary hour, I know those people do.
03:43This is the real world, honey.
03:46Oh no, it's just part of everything I guess there's just won't hit it to.
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks, honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks, guys
05:19I'll hear you
05:20No, I think we can share this with you
05:24Yeah, I think we can share this with you
05:28What the heck about that game?
05:29You're watching this game
05:31It's gonna be deep
05:31The cool track
05:31No, I'm not gonna be typing
05:35No, I've seen this game
05:36It's gonna be boring
05:36No, my God
05:36No, my God
05:37No, my God
05:40No, I'm not gonna be a mess
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Russ.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43Did I hire someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:22You still want to do it?
09:25You still want...
09:28You still want to.
09:28You still want...
09:44Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:55Oh, shit, Rosely.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:36It's you.
11:51It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:55It's you.
11:56It's you.
12:21It's you.
12:23It's you.
12:24It's you.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I used to show it now, okay?
12:36Stay right here.
12:43Stay right here.
12:44Stay right here.
12:57You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro, it's not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice?
15:43They fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12Well, the good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Go Green, go Green.
16:46Go Green.
16:48Go Green.
17:02Go Green.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be a honor for me.
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, Otec.
19:07But not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team isn't playing.
19:26What's playing?
19:27What's that for American absurdity?
19:29What's playing?
19:31You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
19:33You're notㅎㅎ.
19:34But you are always rejected once you make someone false.
19:42That's his own text.
19:46Who is your mother?
19:48You have invested?
19:48You're not able to do this.
19:53Okay.
19:54No, Otec.
19:56My mom is dead, you remember me?
20:03I was in your view of your father.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:37I'm always the same.
20:39He's not in shape.
20:42He needs to rest.
20:46He's always the same in America.
20:49He's good.
20:51He's good.
20:51He's good.
20:54It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always the problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:02He's too much talking about.
21:04He's too much talking about.
21:08He's too much talking about.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью в бар.
21:18Ему явно нужно еще один мокаут.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А?
21:25С самого детства.
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:30Ах.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33Мне было бы ей что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненько, а я…
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила?
22:29Мой отец…
22:29Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:44Хантер и Адмирель не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году. Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь. Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Души.
23:12Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго. Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:27Так ты и выиграешь Кубок Сен и на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо. Не пора спать.
23:38Завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно. Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в воскресенье.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03Вау.
24:05Там классно.
24:07Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы – это колбашки.
24:13Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики…
24:20Ну…
24:22Ты же видел французских парней?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не ухаешь как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:50Раньше…
24:51Тебе веселее…
24:58Помнишь…
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:17Если память о меня не изменяет.
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:25Да.
25:28Да.
25:29Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно. Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:49Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:56Окей.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:25Наталинку.
26:26Наталинку.
26:27Ха-ха!
26:27Да, да, да!
26:29Я дружусь.
26:30Я знаю.
26:32Похожащиеся.
26:33Ах, макай.
26:35Капинера.
26:39Я жду.
26:40keep the beer that's not a rule you just make that up oh hollander is that a rule unfortunately it
26:45is fuck you hollander you can barely even grow one no no fuck you swedish in bread come on jay
26:51just fucking do it hey then stop it boston where the raiders have a chance to end it all on
26:56home
26:56ice turn it up it's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak you know that
27:01ilia rosanoff wants this bad rosanoff and the raiders have been on fire since the olympic break
27:06a heartbreaking game so the russians seems to have only intensified the young boston captain
27:11he's on a chair scoring 10 goals over the past six playoff games okay listen the fuck up look
27:20i don't give a fuck how many goals i've scored i don't give a fuck how i played two fucking
27:26nights
27:26ago i don't need to think about that that was yesterday that was before now i only need one
27:33thing i need to win here at home tonight as much fun as it would be to go to california
27:45and humiliate
27:46them there but i want to hear our fans i want to hear them scream i want to fuck san
27:54francisco
27:57i know you can do it i've seen you fucking do it i've seen every one of you do it
28:02so leave it all the
28:04fuck out there tonight because this is our fucking night this is our fucking cup
28:28i can't believe that assholes about to win the cup shane hates him the most what you hate rosanoff of
28:36course but he's very good at hockey the best probably uh no you're the best all-hander okay
28:45not that animal should show cock sucking russia now that is that the boston raiders are your mlh
28:53champions what a comeback story this year from ilia rosanoff the captain did absolutely everything in
28:59these playoffs leading his team in block shots
29:02you
29:37well nice watch thank you for free what the fuck were you on in five seconds yeah 25 seconds
29:43or even doing and now presenting the lord tower lord i was busy i was who
29:59is
30:00but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:07hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this
30:14ever
30:14happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:30and the lord talent award for most sportsman like player goes to
31:13and the lord talent award for most sportsman like player goes to you no chance to take you
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe ask nicely.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats.
32:55Watch the rest of this boring show.
32:57And then go to boring party after.
33:01And then when you have been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room.
33:07And I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than you suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:20I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Oh.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win.
33:55And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:30Good luck.
34:34Good luck.
34:49Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:25Good luck.
35:49What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54No, no.
37:10I hate to be the future in America.
37:12I need you to get some good food.
37:13Not for a good food.
37:15I'll sit down and wait for me today.
37:15I don't know what you're talking about.
37:16But it's a good meal.
37:20I don't know how to go.
37:20I love you.
37:23I don't know how to go.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:11I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You?
38:25I need you.
39:05I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01I can't do it for you.
41:02No.
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