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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You want to feedback.
01:03You're born to be the sweet, you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08That's forever.
01:11That's forever.
01:15That's forever.
01:19That's forever.
01:23That's forever.
01:26That's forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Cool if you wanna put me
02:30Close enough flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Come on, I'll do the fire
02:34I'm gonna get lost in the game
02:35I'm gonna get lost in the game
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know
02:53Ooh, you're hot
02:55The light hunched over
02:57Your phone like
02:59A tree
03:00A darker hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:07You say
03:09You're lost to seek
03:11You call the power and your light
03:14You're lost to look irrelevant
03:18You're standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:38You're sta-
03:40I know
03:41I know
03:41Most people do
03:43Since the real world
03:44Honey
03:45I know
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city doors
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59Who wanna be ya
04:00Who wanna be ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out the way
04:09Get out the way
04:11Get out the way
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with
04:30Buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston
04:38You wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys
04:41It doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty
04:43Don't be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:22Hey
05:23Hey
05:38Google
05:38Justin
05:38Tick
05:38Duck
05:50Hahaha
05:50What, it's a funny dude
05:51Rap
05:52Puff
05:52Pop
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Russ.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43Did I hire someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No.
09:22No.
09:23I still want you.
09:25I still want.
09:33Don't put it, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:54Oh, shit, no.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00It's okay.
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's all I can do, it's all I can do, it's all I can do.
11:55Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
11:58Oh, God.
12:03Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I am dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozanov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All right, Dara. What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Ha ha ha, ha!
15:39Boys, holy fuck. Can you believe Russia? Be nice funny. At least they fucking lost Latvia. Did you see that
15:44game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show. A debacle. Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know. Nothing to me, that's for sure. I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh. It's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you. Okay. Trust me. You look great in silver,
15:59Vani. Don't even stress. Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah. Does your room have that smell? Yes. Yes, it does. Is it black mold? Because that's what JJ thinks
16:11it is.
16:11Yeah. He's probably right. Well, the good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating. My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're trying together. Would you guys be cool to do that? I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man. Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me. Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck, yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:46What do you mean?
18:48It's a honor for me.
18:50You have to be a honor for me.
18:52After yesterday...
18:54...you won't win...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05It's not a shame?
19:06It's not a shame.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:15It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame you showed up in the childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I play.
19:23Our teammates are injured.
19:25The team is not a game.
19:26Not a game?
19:27What's that for American absurdity?
19:29What's that game?
19:31You're a captain, you're a game.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's guilty.
19:36From childhood.
19:37From childhood.
19:42Who's your mother?
19:46Who's your mother?
19:48Your mother?
19:48She's not able to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57She's not able to do this.
19:58She's not able to do this.
20:03Mom, you're a mother.
20:04I have a friend.
20:08You remember her?
20:10Where's your mother?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:15Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:19We need to go.
20:20We need to go.
20:20We need to go.
20:21We need to go.
20:24I'm gonna go.
20:25I'll leave you as a minister.
20:29Yeah.
20:30Who are you prepared?
20:31Come on.
20:34Of course.
20:34You're the king.
20:36Of course, I'm proud of you.
20:37I'm all excited.
20:39You're the king.
20:39You, what's wrong with you at the moment?
20:40Well, he was not in the form.
20:42You're the king.
20:44No.
20:45Then let's go.
20:46He's the king.
20:47He's still on to stay.
20:47He's still on to stay.
20:49He's so good.
20:51He's working for all your life.
20:53He's good.
20:53But it's a problem with the leader. It's always a problem with the leader.
20:59We're too much talking about it.
21:05You're too much talking about it.
21:08You're my angel. You're too much talking about it, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Papa.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs one more cup.
21:21Look how she was behind me.
21:25From childhood.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I'll have something interesting to you.
21:52You're too late.
21:53You're too late.
22:02I'm late.
22:05You're too late.
22:07I'm late.
22:08You're always late.
22:08You're too late, Sasha.
22:16I think you're good at it.
22:18It's not me. When I see it, it's not worth your opinion on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't have? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't worry about these crazy games, when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the traumatized brother, you can't get you.
23:07Like you've done with the team.
23:09It's pretty good to show you.
23:13It's a Vostok.
23:14And then you can win...
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:21In the final, most likely, they'll be in San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:28And so you'll win the Cup of Scenes in a year earlier than I've been talking about.
23:36And I will be here to meet you with both.
23:38No, I'm not gonna go and do it again.
23:41But tomorrow I need to be perfectly ready.
23:42You should be perfectly ready.
23:43Yes.
23:44But you need to be more assured.
23:48We'll see once again.
23:51Bye bye.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How's the prize, Sasha?
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10The clubs?
24:11The head.
24:13The girls?
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And the boys?
24:18The boys?
24:20Well...
24:22You've seen French people, right?
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:29Oh my God.
24:35Nothing.
24:37You don't know anything.
24:41You don't fool.
24:43You don't flirt in the answer.
24:48But...
24:51You were fun.
24:56You remember?
25:08You remember?
25:12You remember?
25:13It was the first time it was you.
25:16If you remember, don't you remember me?
25:21We're not the kids, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay.
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:49Let's go somewhere else.
25:51Let's go somewhere else.
25:55Let's go somewhere else.
26:02Let's go somewhere else.
26:06I'll be there.
26:08Let's go somewhere else.
26:08If you want to do this one, we're gonna go there.
26:10There's gonna be a reason.
26:16I know.
26:16I should have noticed.
26:22Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:29I'm just helping him.
26:30What?
26:31What am I supposed to do in this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting. Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing. I need to win. Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it. I've seen you fucking do it. I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:22Praise the fuck, this kid.
28:24Well, fuck yes.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Rochelle.
28:49Well, that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously...
29:07Catching animal!
29:08Come on!
29:09Come on!
29:12Come on!
29:13Come on!
29:15Come on!
29:17Come on!
29:35Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02...is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34Oh, man.
30:50So...
31:03Whatever.
31:15well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text for me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:01maybe as nicely
32:09yeah please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:50what no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:31ah so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
33:53and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:21and if you win
34:26you're going to be
34:29i'm going to be in this position
34:30right
34:31right
34:31is
34:32it's
34:34it's
34:35it's
34:35especially...
34:35you're going to be
34:36this one
34:37I was going to be
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:40You're such an asshole.
35:50You're such an asshole.
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:03What?
36:07Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54Now get back.
36:58I'll be right back.
36:59I'll be right back.
37:00You know what?
37:06Stop yourASE!
37:19throw first.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:03are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:52so
38:55so
38:59so
39:25so
39:27russia this year was something else
39:34it's intense there
39:41so are you heading back soon back to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:57why
39:59what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's it's home
40:10yeah but i don't know is it safe
40:16what do you mean safe
40:18i don't know
40:21do you do you even like it there
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one i think
40:40i need to sleep
40:43oh
40:45yeah me too i should
40:56uh
40:56so uh i'm off
41:00goodbye hollander
41:01i
41:22i'm
41:29i'm
41:30i'm
41:32Let's go.
42:02Let's go.
42:31Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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