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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You're on feet up.
01:03So, that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:09Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:24You think I'm pretty, but I think I'm pretty, but I think I'm gonna fuck you up.
01:30Let's go!
01:55Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:20que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:43Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon. I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:52I know you're at the right, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darkly hill that's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life. You're lost to hope you're relevant. I'm standing
03:19in my light. I'm standing in my light. I'm standing in my light.
03:42I'm standing in my light.
03:57I said I'll see you. You wanna be a, you wanna be a, e-i-i-i-i-i-i
04:04-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
04:05-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
04:06-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
04:08-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
04:08-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-
04:26I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:22Thanks, guys.
06:01Thanks, guys.
06:47Thanks, guys.
06:50Thanks, guys.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight-up blushing, Russ.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:58Thanks.
07:58I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman, Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55And smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22You're still going to.
09:25You're still going to.
09:33You're still going to.
09:34Hey, you're still going to.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:58Oh, my God.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:40Are you?
11:41I'm not.
11:53Are you?
11:54Are you?
11:55Are you?
11:55Are you?
11:55Oh, God, who am I?
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:56Oh, you killed me in wonder.
12:59I am dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're at the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:26Okay.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming about what?
14:10Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosna.
14:21Yeah.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:12This is the club.
15:16This is the club.
15:35I get to the ball in Paris.
15:39Boys, holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42At least they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please.
18:12Go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to be a good friend.
18:38Yes, father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday,
18:55you won...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06It's not sad, father.
19:08It's not so bad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:23Our teammates are damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You are always looking for someone who is guilty.
19:36From the childhood.
19:42Who did you do it?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She doesn't know this.
19:53No, father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00I was looking for you,
20:04I have to recall...
20:06...
20:06...
20:07Where are you, Polina?
20:10You in Moscow?
20:12Of course!
20:17That's the right.
20:18We need to go...
20:20...
20:21...
20:21...
20:24so that he could meet with the minister.
20:29Yes. Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm proud of you.
20:35I'm proud of you.
20:36I'm proud of you.
20:38What's wrong with you?
20:40No, he didn't have a form.
20:42But Kocchev, Kocchev, he's still left.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46He's still in the United States.
20:48I'm not sure.
20:49You're good, you're good.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leader.
20:59You're too much.
21:01I'm not too much talking about.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You sometimes talk too much.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, dad?
21:16I'm going to go to a bar. He needs to be one more cup of coffee.
21:21Look how she was behind me.
21:25From childhood.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I'll have something interesting to you.
21:52It's been a long time ago, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yeah, really.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yeah, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04What do you know about this one?
23:04With the Travmitted결 of Brattles, you can't go through the shots.
23:07As you can see, as the team has seen a lot, you can do it better.
23:12This is the Vostok.
23:14And then you will win.
23:15You will win whoever you want in the запад.
23:18In Chicago, not so that last.
23:21In the final, I think it's about San Francisco.
23:25They're good, but too young.
23:28So, you will win the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I had to talk to you with
23:31your father.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll always be perfect.
23:43Right, but you'll need to meet again.
23:48See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How's the prize, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Men.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Yeah, that's right?
24:28Yeah, that's right.
24:33Lord, they're nothing.
24:37You're not cheating, you're not joking, you're not flirting with you.
24:46You're not flirting with you before.
24:56I can't remember.
25:08I can't remember.
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:13This is dangerous. It was already you.
25:16If you remember, I'm not mistaken.
25:18Hey.
25:22We're already the kids, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28It's true.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:53I'll find the wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:06I'll be glad to see you.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win here at home tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Rochelle.
28:49Now that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He's taking shots against Rochelle.
29:04Obviously the Cousin.
29:05Yeah!
29:07Yeah!
29:08Yeah!
29:08That's an animal!
29:11Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:38Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:47Woo!
29:49Woo!
29:52Woo!
29:59but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:07hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this
30:14ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:30and the lord talent award for most sportsman like player goes to
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:29then it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:37well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe as nicely
32:09yeah please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:48what
32:53we will go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring
32:58party after and then when you have been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and i will maybe maybe do more than you suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now
33:23really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:12good luck
34:22you
34:23good luck
34:27good luck
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:51Well, just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:45Good.
36:46Shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53Good.
36:54Good.
36:56Good.
36:58Good.
36:59Good.
36:59Good.
37:01Good.
37:08Good.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need you.
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:31I need you.
38:31I'm going to men.
38:35I need you.
38:47I need you.
38:51I need you.
38:54I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:26Goodbye, Hollander.
41:36Let's go.
42:31Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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