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Just Act Normal S01E05 iP HFR H 264
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00:13What do you think? Honest opinion?
00:20Too desperate.
00:22You sure? I mean, I was going for intriguing.
00:25I love that word, intriguing.
00:29You have no idea how hard it is to date when they find out I'm,
00:32you know, a cop.
00:37T, are you OK?
00:40T, what happened?
00:44You ain't allowed to question a minor.
00:46Chill, sister. Tanika was just helping me out.
00:50I was hoping for her mum. She's out.
00:52What time's she back? Late. Like 2pm.
00:57Can we go?
01:00Can we go?
01:02Yeah.
01:04Yeah. OK.
01:06Go.
01:07I'll come check her tomorrow, see that everything's kosher,
01:09cos, you know, Gavin Hewson is a known drug dealer,
01:12but who says drug dealers can't have lives, eh?
01:16That they can't be chilling with underage black kids
01:19whose mum is suspiciously absent.
01:28Come, we've got to get up, boss.
01:30Cool.
01:33Tomorrow, yeah?
01:34Yeah.
01:34Yeah, cool.
01:55Good day.
01:58Good day.
02:01Good day.
02:02Black is good.
02:04Black is beautiful.
02:06I can be anything I want.
02:14I am a queen.
02:38I know this interview could change everything,
02:41so let me know how you're doing.
02:44Think of me and channel my energy.
02:49You got this.
02:54Promise your call.
02:59There's some lovely work here.
03:03I adore how seamless the wigs look.
03:08And Kim McGahn has given you a glowing reference.
03:12What made you focus so heavily on wigs?
03:15We're seeing a lot more black women
03:17embracing their hair's natural versatility.
03:20Being more authentic.
03:22I love all sorts of hairstyles.
03:25But wigs are authentic too.
03:27How so?
03:31I suppose I'll say what my mum used to say to me.
03:37She said wigs are a symptom of the racial and inherited racial trauma
03:41black women experience.
03:44I and women like me are authentically living this experience.
03:49Interesting.
03:50And what would Tiana Sutton say?
03:57I would say...
04:00I would say I'm a teenager.
04:03And I love fashion.
04:11Lupita.
04:13Lupita, actress.
04:15Dark, beautiful face.
04:17Short.
04:18Natural.
04:19Oh, she's beautiful.
04:22Beautiful.
04:23Don't you just adore this?
04:26Pushes boundaries.
04:29She's such a mouthpiece for your culture.
04:32Yeah, and so's Beyonce.
04:35I'm sorry?
04:37Beyonce.
04:38She's a mouthpiece.
04:39And she wears a wig.
04:47No, I'm sorry, I didn't...
04:50I was just trying to relate it to the whole black trauma thing.
04:53Yes.
04:55Yes, I get it.
05:16Oh!
05:18The rest is outside the flat.
05:21How's today, guys?
05:22You okay?
05:24Come near us again.
05:25And I'll shop you and myself.
05:27MUSIC PLAYS
05:51You want to give me heart, Bailey?
05:52Oh, sorry.
05:58What are you doing here?
06:00You know I've always got your back.
06:03Is that how it go?
06:14Sweet chilli, hot chilli, or just plain chilli.
06:25You don't need them anyway.
06:29I do need them.
06:32I really do.
06:39Mum's gone AWOL again, ain't she?
06:45Why didn't you say nothing?
06:48I thought I could hold it together by myself until she came back.
06:51No.
07:00You want a left arm?
07:12Not just yet.
07:14Okay.
07:16Come here.
07:36I didn't bring any fruit.
07:38Because the doctor I spoke to was talking like you could only imbibe through a straw.
07:45Doctor says there's no one for your swelling on the brain.
07:49FYI.
07:50I'm telling everyone he was a botched hit job and he wanted by the Albanians.
07:56Mum...
07:57I need somewhere to stay.
07:59Sorry.
07:59I've got some American bulldog breeders in your room and the gig's really lucrative.
08:05Anyway, accommodation should be the last thing on your mind.
08:11You were beaten up whilst in possession of a stolen car, Gavin.
08:16With your suspended sentence for intent to supply hanging over you like the sword of Damocles.
08:22I'd be putting all my efforts into getting the stolen car charged, Rob, before the cops come round and arrest
08:27you.
08:28The stolen car?
08:29Well, whose car was it?
08:34Could you pass me my phone?
08:37I can't be an accessory.
08:40It's right there.
08:44Fucking hell.
08:45Language going?
08:47Oh, I hope you ain't calling Paul.
08:50He's never been one to rely on in a crisis.
08:53It ain't Paul.
08:59Okay guys, so I'm kicking back with someone you might know.
09:05Oh, check out these abs guys.
09:09So, I know what you're thinking.
09:11He looks familiar.
09:12And you're right.
09:14It's Chicken Boy.
09:15And we are official.
09:18Hi everyone.
09:19And he's got to keep ripped.
09:20Because my man was out yesterday, yeah?
09:22And he was getting like mobbed.
09:24I won't be a mob.
09:25Oh, you're so humble.
09:27Oh, and this is...
09:31Our little baby.
09:34Oh, she's so cute.
09:37Aw.
09:38Isn't she just so...
09:41You okay?
09:42That chicken is like possessed.
09:44Babe, what are you on about?
09:46I know you love it, yeah?
09:49But I've got a sense for these things.
09:51And I know that there is something not right.
09:53Ron, what are you talking about?
09:59Whoa, wait!
10:06So what you're saying is that your mum came home from work, threw Gavin Houston out, then went back to
10:11work and left you two here home alone?
10:13Yes.
10:15Okay.
10:16And your sister said she'd be back here for two.
10:19She won't be back now, because she's already been back.
10:22I'm still happy, just chilling.
10:24Yeah.
10:26Ain't got much on anyway.
10:30No school today?
10:32We're revising.
10:33That's what we called it in my day too.
10:37Do you mind if I have a look around?
10:59Where were you last night?
11:01What?
11:01Calm yourself, broth.
11:03This isn't me.
11:03I ain't saying it.
11:04I know what brothers don't look alike.
11:06But I have to ask, because a witness has said they saw someone fitting your description running away from the
11:11scene.
11:11What do you mean fitting my description?
11:12She's profiling you, babe.
11:14No, no.
11:15That's not what I'm doing.
11:16It weren't me.
11:17Cool.
11:18It's just with you and your sisters only recently living with a known drug dealer, you've got to cover all
11:22bases.
11:23You get what I'm saying?
11:25Yeah.
11:27Okay.
11:28I know.
11:28I mean, I'm not the one suggesting that it was you who beat up Gavin, stole his drugs whilst your
11:34kid's sister kept lookout from the car and then threw him out of this house.
11:37What?
11:38Oh my days.
11:40Guys, you will never believe what's just happened.
11:43Chicken Boy is being racially profiled in his own home.
11:47And it's like no joke.
11:50Excuse me, do you know who this is?
11:52Can you stop filming?
11:53It's Chicken Boy.
11:54And he's like an actual superhero.
11:56Or is that a disguise?
11:59Taser!
12:00Taser!
12:01Taser!
12:10Chill.
12:11Chill.
12:12Nothing happened.
12:13Nothing happened.
12:14What just happened here was completely within my rights.
12:17Can you stop filming?
12:19Because something's going on here.
12:21And it's my job to protect you kids.
12:23And myself in the process.
12:24Yes.
12:27Okay.
12:29That's how it's going to be.
12:31If your mum doesn't contact me by this evening, I'll have to call social services and put you and your
12:37sister in emergency care.
12:40You better delete that.
12:41It's done.
12:43She better call me.
12:54Taser!
12:54Taser!
12:55Taser!
12:55Taser!
12:56Oh my god, babe.
12:57Chill!
12:58This is it.
12:59Nothing happened.
13:00This.
13:01This.
13:01This.
13:01Is going to go viral.
13:03This is going to be so big.
13:05What?
13:06Babe.
13:06This is totally going to launch our brand.
13:11I need you to go.
13:14What?
13:14I need you to get the fuck out!
13:16Go!
13:16Go!
13:16Go!
13:39Hello.
13:40Hello.
13:49Miss Jenkins.
13:51When are you going to teach me your cool moves?
13:54Listen, Tanika.
13:57After much thought, I've realised it's not fair.
14:04On the other children, coaching you for our talent contest.
14:09I admit, I was swayed by your arguments.
14:17But you're doing pretty well on your own.
14:20Why are you being like this?
14:23I'm not being like anything.
14:25You are.
14:26Why don't you like me anymore?
14:28I do like you.
14:29I just...
14:30I don't...
14:30I don't...
14:31I don't want to interfere.
14:34You're such a special girl.
14:36I don't want to be special.
14:37You said you would love to have a door like me.
14:40That's what you said.
14:41So why are you being so mean?
14:43Because I'm your teacher.
14:47I'm...
14:48I'm not your mother.
14:52You...
14:52You have a mother.
15:10I don't...
15:12Is...
15:13Is anything the matter?
15:15Sorry...
15:24Carry on.
15:43OK, so, who's your dream guy and Jamie Hutchison don't count cos he's, like, real?
15:49Jamie Hutchison ain't even in the line-up.
15:51Hold up. Rewind. What?
15:53It's over. It didn't even start.
15:55Hello? What happened to your date? Nothing happened.
15:59A new man's was no good. Hanging round all the fucking time like some Romeo Venice.
16:03I mean, who does that and that I've got no game lines?
16:07Why can't you let someone be nice, yeah?
16:10It's fine, Shanice. I'm fine.
16:15It weren't him, it was me. I don't know.
16:19Maybe I just have too much fun.
16:28What you need is a break from everything. Annoy it out.
16:31I can't.
16:33When was the last time we went out? It was, like, forever ago.
16:40Peruvian version.
16:42Please don't agree yourself with bribery.
16:44Oh, that's so seriously wrong with you, you know?
16:46Like, seriously.
16:49You are having a break. Phone off limits.
16:53No more worrying. Let Tion be in charge.
16:58We're going. We're going.
17:00We're going.
17:01Depped it again.
17:01Down here.
17:01I want another time.
17:06We're going.
17:06We're going.
17:13As in this regard, I'm not going to go again.
17:13Oh, you need a need.
17:13We're going.
17:14How are you losing our timeline?
17:14I'm going .
17:15Good.
17:17Good.
17:30I'm I got a big of course.
18:01Why are the two good stuff outside?
18:04Because you don't live here no more.
18:06Does Tiana know you've done this?
18:08Has she called?
18:11She promised she would call me.
18:14T, why isn't she called?
18:16Maybe because you've asked too many questions.
18:18I'm being serious.
18:20Just leave me alone.
18:23Did that weird cop come?
18:25I said, leave me alone, T.
18:30In the real house, there's going to be like observatory in the garden, like on the roof.
18:37It's going to be sick.
18:39When are you going to grow up and stop believing in this bullshit?
18:43Just leave me the fuck alone.
19:06Hey.
19:09Good day?
19:11It was okay.
19:16It was fine.
19:19Anything you want to talk about?
19:21Not really.
19:22I'm just, you know, tired.
19:41Knees.
19:42Three weeks, a coach, we take our bikes,
19:50we follow the route of the Tour de France,
19:53drink wine, stuff ourselves with French food,
19:58see some spectacular views.
20:04We need a break.
20:10OK.
20:15We're going to get through this.
20:53Oh, it's you.
20:54Hi.
20:57Mind you got a key?
20:58Tion gave it me.
21:01Is he OK?
21:03Depends what you mean by OK.
21:06You look cute.
21:08Thanks.
21:19Tion!
21:21Will you let me in?
21:24Tion!
21:32I'm sorry.
21:35You know about the way that stupid cop treated you?
21:39It was 110% unsupportive.
21:45But we can't let them stop us building our brand.
21:49We've got to show them that we're better than them, babe.
21:52We can't let them win.
21:56You won't listen to me either.
21:58Just that chicken.
21:59I hate that chicken.
22:02I hate that chicken.
22:07Maybe we should speak to your mum.
22:14She's in Spain, right?
22:17Yeah.
22:18Yeah.
22:21Yeah.
22:42I'm here to see Gavin Newsom.
22:44It's family only.
22:46He's my brother.
23:02Sorry, mate.
23:04Sorry.
23:08So, when Rory arrives, we'll make him drop the stolen car charges.
23:15Where'd you get the car from?
23:16New contact.
23:18Doctor.
23:19He works in the hospital.
23:22Nephrology.
23:32Did you see who did it?
23:37What, you think it was a set-up?
23:40Seems a bit of a coincidence otherwise.
23:43Hmm?
24:00Show it's all up.
24:05Ah!
24:18Jesus, fuck.
24:19Call the police and tell them to drop the charges.
24:21This has nothing to do with me, Philgood.
24:24I never reported the car stolen.
24:26I believe it was you who got yourself arrested.
24:28Fucking call them.
24:30Oh.
24:32Do you really think this is wise?
24:34Theft and assault?
24:35I ain't the one doing the assault.
24:36Right, what?
24:37You're an accessory then?
24:39Honestly, Philgood.
24:40No, no-one here is intimidated.
24:42And I've got the police on speed dial.
24:44They were very helpful, actually.
24:45They said to call them.
24:46If anything like this...
24:48Oh!
24:49What?
24:49What the fuck are you doing?
24:52I'm sorry.
24:54These self-entitled pigs always trigger me.
24:56How much did you fucking give him?
24:58I don't know.
24:58I couldn't think it.
25:00It's his voice.
25:01It's his face.
25:02It's all of it, actually.
25:03Okay.
25:03One question.
25:04How the fuck is he gonna call the police?
25:47Why can't I feel my hands and feet?
25:50Why can't I feel my hands and feet?
25:52Yeah, that's the drugs.
25:54Why I need a hug?
25:57Give me a hug.
25:57What?
25:58What?
25:59Give me a fucking hog.
26:00Hey.
26:02Call me a...
26:04Oh, that's not...
26:06Right.
26:08Will you call the police, tell them you made a little mistake?
26:13Your car was not stolen?
26:15Oh.
26:16That's good.
26:16What's your passcode, Rory?
26:19Er...
26:211984.
26:2310 start.
26:24Oh!
26:24Oh!
26:26Hello, Waltham Police Station. How can I help?
26:28Hi.
26:30Rory.
26:30Rory!
26:32Can you say...
26:33Hello, you there, Corey.
26:33Gavin Huston did not steal my car, the Subaru.
26:36It was a mistake.
26:38Can you do that?
26:39No.
26:40Gavin Huston did not steal my car, the Subaru.
26:43It was a mistake.
26:44Can you do that?
26:46Who's speaking, please?
26:48Er...
26:48Rory Griffin.
26:49I'm gonna get him.
26:53Rory Griffin.
26:53Come on!
26:54Fucking yes, Rory!
27:06Are we in a white club or am I hallucinating?
27:10Hey!
27:11Look at these TV...
27:12Long time I've got a clue what happens on weeknights.
27:14I asked Lisa.
27:15Players just like the biggest kept secret in town.
27:20Is that Jamie Hodgson?
27:23Did you know he was gonna be here tonight?
27:26I've got you, girl.
27:27You know I'm a yellow girl in karate.
27:29Okay, you were seven, Shanice.
27:31No, his boobs are engraving you for life.
27:34Hold up.
27:35Is this white, brother?
27:36I fucking...
27:37Shut up.
27:37He's not I fucking...
27:44It's the universe, me, Kim Fang.
27:51Oh my god, this is a chase.
27:54I might pull up in the Maserati, Maserati.
27:57Maybe the Bugatti, Bugatti.
27:59Hmm.
27:59Ducati, Ducati.
28:01They're telling me I'm too flashy, too flashy.
28:03Pull up in the Maserati, Maserati.
28:05Maybe the Bugatti, Bugatti.
28:07Hmm
28:24You might see
28:28I didn't know the time in my eyelash was hanging off. You think that guy know it. Yeah
28:36No fucking way you never guess you text me the director from the video shoot
28:41Shut the fuck up. What man can resist ordered?
28:46You're gonna do the dirty I'm contemplating doing the dirty did I promise you a banging night or did I
28:50promise you a banging night?
28:51Okay, we're not gonna do the dirty don't you are so gonna do the dirty. He's so doing the dirty
29:01I
29:01Thank God I'm bussin
29:05Thank you for today
29:08Thank you for every day
29:11I love you bro. Come here
29:19Think you're stalking me now
29:23My friends brought me here. I would have come. I'm joking
29:25Thank you
29:27It's lit though
29:29Thanks
29:31What are you drinking?
29:34I'm buying from me and my mate
29:36Yeah, that's fine
29:37Fishing ace, yeah?
29:39Yeah
29:39Rich
29:40Yeah
29:40Can I get three shots please, man?
29:42I love you
29:44This is my Lot
29:46Come on
29:46Wait
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30:10I love you.
31:06Why are you still here?
31:08You should never go to bed on an argument, babe.
31:11We left you some pizza.
31:14Fine.
31:32What are you doing?
31:35My great-nan was a voodoo priestess.
31:37There was this cat that kept scratching our legs and faces and she did this chant and
31:41it stopped.
31:42This chicken is possessed.
31:45La-ho.
31:48La-ho.
32:11Give her back.
32:19She's got to hold her feet.
32:20It makes you mad.
32:21Mum wouldn't do that.
32:22Tanika!
32:23Give her back!
32:24Are you scaring me?
32:25I just want the old you back.
32:28Don't come any closer.
32:29La-ho.
32:30Oh, I dropped her.
32:31La-ho!
32:33Hurry if I'm finished!
32:34La-ho!
32:37It's gone.
32:39She's been exercised.
32:41Ow!
32:43No!
32:47I'm sorry, T!
32:50I'm sorry!
32:51I'm sorry!
32:53I'm sorry!
33:02I'm sorry!
33:02You got to get with my friends!
33:04Make your life forever!
33:06Friendship forever!
33:07Do you know, I'm gonna have thought those kids have decided.
33:09What?
33:10Even the big one?
33:11Well, not I, obviously.
33:13The middle one hates you.
33:14I'm gonna win him over with driving lessons.
33:17What do you think, Rory?
33:18I bet you had driving lessons when he turned 17.
33:23Mum?
33:23Chicken!
33:25Mum, please!
33:27Chicken!
33:28Why do you keep calling her mum?
33:30Chicken!
33:33Ah!
33:34There she is!
33:36It's a lot of tea!
33:37Mum?
33:39Chicken!
33:42Chicken!
33:46Chicken!
33:48Chicken!
33:49How are you feeling?
33:51Fucking let me out!
33:53Ah!
33:53Chicken!
33:54Where the fuck are your fingers?
33:57What?
34:02Where are my fucking fingers, guys?
34:13Where's my fucking fingers, guys?
34:15Just sit down, okay?
34:16We'll find your fingers, don't worry.
34:18Take a breath, watch!
34:22Shit.
34:25There!
34:33What did you do?
34:41What did you fucking do?!
34:47Stop it!
34:48Stop it!
34:48Stop it!
34:57I hate you!
34:59I fucking hate you!
35:12I'll go home, Rome.
35:15Just go the fuck home.
35:32Oh, no, you've got to be joking me!
35:34Yeah, I know.
35:35But the subletting is quite cheap.
35:37Oh, cos I thought he was going to tell me he was a fucking prince or something.
35:40You'd love that, wouldn't you?
36:04You'd love that, wouldn't you?
36:10How did that big interview go?
36:13Silent topics are off-limits tonight.
36:16Including that one.
36:18Unbox that.
36:19And bad dates.
36:21I don't have bad dates.
36:22Oh!
36:24Nah, there'll be other jobs.
36:28Dunno.
36:28Um, for some people, it seems like everything just falls into place.
36:35Like, everything's so shiny, so on track, like, all they have to do is show up.
36:41Listen, I'm not here just cos you're beautiful and you've got a banging body.
36:45Oh!
36:46Hey, I'm lying, it actually is!
36:50But I believe in you.
36:54I wasn't sure if you wanted to see me again after last night.
37:01You sure not made the night?
37:21Well, you know?
37:25Oh!
37:34Oh!
37:45Oh!
37:46Oh!
37:48Oh!
37:48Oh!
37:49Oh!
38:11Oh, I saw it and she hit me like, dang it, saw that thing so beautiful.
38:47Oh, I saw it again.
39:32Champagne.
39:33Oui.
39:41Et voilร .
39:53C'est bon?
39:56C'est bon?
40:02C'est bon.
40:03C'est bon.
40:03God, I've missed you.
40:04In French.
40:05In French.
40:08Mon Dieu.
40:18I will get rid of them.
40:35Tanika, what's going on?
40:37How did you get here?
40:38Miss Jenkins, everything's gone wrong.
40:43I haven't heard from my sister.
40:45I don't think she got the job.
40:47And I killed my brother's chicken.
40:50I know what you said, what you said.
40:53Because you thought it was my mum.
40:56But it ain't.
40:58My mum's dead.
41:01She died weeks ago.
41:04So now you can be my mum, Miss Jenkins.
41:07Help me.
41:08Please help me.
41:10I just need your help.
41:20Well, well, I once believed
41:24Oh, there was a night
41:26But girls, listen to me
41:29And take my head back
41:33Girls, you better get yourself
41:36On the right track
41:37Cause I find a good man, girl
41:39Cause I find a good lady
41:42What I say, girl
41:44Like I'm fine
41:44And I wanna run
41:45I want to know what this is
41:45And I'm not going to die
41:45And I'm gonna die
41:46And be careful
41:46And she's not going to die
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