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00:15And then I said to her, well, if you haven't read Keats, then I don't think we're having tea together.
00:19I mean, what on earth would we talk about?
00:21Al, Isabel, stop.
00:23Keep going.
00:25Oh, there you are.
00:26Eating.
00:27Again.
00:27Do you remember Virginia Larkin from next door?
00:31She's been away at finishing school.
00:33Now, look, I'm finished.
00:36You're wearing pants.
00:37Well, easier to ride in.
00:40Yes.
00:41Yes, it's all very modern and odd.
00:43But Virginia comes bearing wonderful news.
00:45Her brother Roland has requested your hand in marriage.
00:48And which one is he again?
00:50The gimby leg or the redhead?
00:51Miranda.
00:53Neither.
00:54He's the one that's too good for you.
00:57Please excuse my daughter, Virginia.
00:59Roland is an extraordinary young man.
01:01He has a pillar of the community.
01:03He's socially upstanding with exceptional morals.
01:06He's rich.
01:07We're rich.
01:09And why isn't he asking me himself?
01:11Because he's at the Somme fighting for our country.
01:14With the gimpy one and the redhead.
01:17We'll be married as soon as he returns.
01:19Roel wanted me to give you this.
01:26The Larkins are a wonderful family, darling.
01:30When you marry, our estates will combine what practically own is now.
01:38Everything your father and I could have wanted.
01:48Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
01:53Are you okay?
01:54What?
01:55Are you proposing?
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:59Wait, did mum give you her blessing?
02:00What about the aunties?
02:02Yeah.
02:02Yeah, I mean, I had to promise a whole heap of foot rubs.
02:06But, you know, everyone's on board, so...
02:10So how about it?
02:12You call that a proposal?
02:14Yeah.
02:15Yeah, that wasn't quite what I was expecting.
02:16At least it was timely.
02:17I didn't get the offer until I was pregnant.
02:19With me third.
02:22You've found the ring.
02:24Oh.
02:25Did the ghost tell you?
02:26No.
02:27No.
02:27No, but it doesn't matter.
02:28It doesn't matter.
02:29Because the proposal's the funnest part.
02:30I even know when I was down on me hunkers
02:32and the mess of me own making,
02:33being finally asked a question by a man
02:35was a true highlight of me life.
02:37But, I mean, I was planning a big romantic gesture,
02:40but you found the ring.
02:41Yeah.
02:42But it doesn't matter.
02:42You can just do it again.
02:43And just make it, like, super soppy, super cringe.
02:47Love you so much.
02:48Great, great, great.
02:49But you can obviously, like, take your time,
02:51because you hit your head.
02:51So, like, you know, take your time.
02:53But not too long, you know?
02:58Oh, dear.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:15Are you serious?
03:19I'm just so excited for them both.
03:22I never got married myself,
03:23but my boyfriend Dale said that his weddings
03:26were the best three days of his life.
03:27Now, now, let's not get carried away.
03:29Sean is simply conducting an entirely predictable land grab.
03:32Yeah, I think Kate deserves better.
03:33Like a gold digger from China.
03:36And dead.
03:37Oh, hold on, mate.
03:38It's always the same, but you find out
03:40a girl you've spoken for,
03:42and you're in there making a mess of things.
03:44Huh?
03:44What she's saying is you're only interested in married women.
03:47I don't think that's true.
03:48Yes, it is.
03:50Anastasia, the socialite.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Mildred, the scullery maid.
03:54Convex four and Faye.
03:56Oh, yeah, hey, mate.
03:56Hey, it's Sean from Ramshead here.
03:59Yeah, we got another blockage in the toilet.
04:01Sunshine, the cult leader's wife.
04:05Me.
04:05Wait, you're married?
04:07What again?
04:08Put it away, mate.
04:11Kate's not interested.
04:12Look, we can all agree Sean's not perfect,
04:14but he's like a servo sausage roll.
04:17At the end of the day, he's cheap and he fills a hole.
04:19And June is like opium to women.
04:22Addictive, hypnotic, and, well, stops diarrhoea.
04:26I've seen it.
04:27I've seen all of it.
04:28Yeah, me too.
04:28Can you put your leg down?
04:30What we're saying is please don't try it on with Kate
04:32for all our sakes.
04:34Okay, guys.
04:35I won't try.
04:38What was that?
04:40What did you say?
04:41What did you say?
04:42Is that something?
04:43What did he say?
04:45No, he said, um, Mormon Thai.
04:57Soon-to-be fiance, I'm home.
04:59I'm home.
05:05Hey.
05:07Hey.
05:08Hey.
05:09What is this about?
05:10Nothing.
05:11I'm definitely not trying anything.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:15This is it, isn't it?
05:17My thigh.
05:18Yeah, it is.
05:20It's a proposal scavenger hunt.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:26What?
05:28Oh, my God.
05:30Okay.
05:31Okay, don't cry.
05:32Don't cry.
05:33You just got a lashed in.
05:34Okay.
05:35Oh, can you?
05:35What are you doing?
05:36I thought you might have missed it, so in case...
05:39Oh, my God.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:51Oh, my God.
05:58Yeah, well, Uncle Alfred, uh, put a whole bunch of stuff down the toilet.
06:02Right.
06:02Incontinence pads.
06:03Mm.
06:04There's a lot of them.
06:05We sorted it, though.
06:07Yeah, we did.
06:08Yeah, cheers, mate.
06:10Sean, why the signs?
06:12Mm.
06:12Lewis.
06:13I was on a stand-up, and you were out getting...
06:17paint.
06:19Oh, and your nails.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Oh.
06:22Oh.
06:24You thought he was going to propose, didn't you?
06:28Oh, yes.
06:29We watched that picture last week.
06:31Sex, Scottish brain tumor man creates scavenger trail for sad, tragic wife.
06:36What was it called again?
06:37Yes, it's Piers, I love you.
06:38Yes.
06:39Oh, okay.
06:40Here we go again.
06:41Sorry, Lewis.
06:42No, no.
06:42It's just the perfectly romantic and written treasure hunt science work for you.
06:47Look, I'm flattered, guys.
06:48Really, I am.
06:49But Lucinda's not really into the group thing.
06:51I'm trying to be a better man.
06:53Look.
06:53Oh.
06:54Love the one.
06:55You're with.
06:56Yep.
06:57That's a bummer, though.
06:58Really.
06:58Yes, yes, it's a shame, because I love to do the group stuff.
07:01Yeah, yeah.
07:01People do ridiculous things when they're in love.
07:05Not me, personally.
07:08Dear Roland, we've had lovely spring weather here at Ramshead.
07:12The flowers are budding.
07:14Oh, no.
07:16But you told me to tell him of what's been happening.
07:17I'm with you, not the farm.
07:19The only buds he wants to hear about are yours.
07:21Britannia!
07:21How they heave for him.
07:23I beg your pardon?
07:25Dear Roland, I cannot wait for you to roll in my grassy f***ed thicket.
07:33Girls, while the racket will scare off the eastern brown snakes, I need you some special Anzac biscuits.
07:40Thank you, Mama.
07:40Thank you, Mrs. Mudchen.
07:42Miranda was just trying to perk up Roland's spirits.
07:46Well, be sure to mention our new water closet.
07:50Oh, yes.
07:50And I'll be sure to wax lyrical about our new sewage system.
07:53We're the first in the town to have one.
07:56Yet another reason to marry you.
08:07Well, go on.
08:11Oh, Roland.
08:12My, uh, my black hole is ready for your love rocket.
08:16Come plunder my planetary wings!
08:19You'll have to mention Uranus if you're talking about planets.
08:22Which one you are!
08:35What happened to the tennis suit climate at the beach?
08:38Well, I do not know.
08:39I mean, maybe, uh, maybe there's two of us, right?
08:43Why don't you take out a missing persons ad or try the Yellow Pages?
08:48I don't know.
08:49Didn't Danny and Sandy experience all that summer love on a walla walla walla oof?
08:54Why is he being so mean to her now?
08:56June, we have watched this film dozens of times now.
08:59Right, it's simple.
09:00You treat her mane, keep her cane.
09:01Dale did it to me all the time.
09:03He used to say Mum was hotter than me.
09:05Just to make me jealous.
09:06Didn't he marry her?
09:08Yes.
09:09June, you don't get it.
09:10Modern women are complicated.
09:12Our self-esteem needs to be fully broken before we offer ourselves up as mistresses.
09:15Treat her mane, keep her keen.
09:26Your calligraphy is terrible.
09:44Oh, no, your plumbing's ineffective.
09:52Your tiles are upside down.
09:54No, they're not.
09:55No, they're not.
09:56Your voice is annoying.
10:02So, two weeks and still no proposal.
10:06I'm not worried.
10:07Are you worried?
10:09Is that, like, I'm not?
10:10Then I'm like, oh, are you?
10:12Because, ah!
10:13I've become worried.
10:14There's nothing to be worried about.
10:16He's obviously just completely forgot.
10:17I'm sure he hasn't forgotten.
10:19Yeah, and even if he has, I mean, it's fine.
10:21Dale used to forget stuff all the time.
10:22Like my birthday, how much money he owed me, our safe word.
10:25Hey, are you ready to get excited?
10:27Oh!
10:29Hey!
10:31Okay, that is definitely 12 long-stem roses.
10:34It's happening.
10:34Get ready, everyone.
10:35No, it's a rifle.
10:36This is the land grab I was worried about.
10:38Calm yourself, Catherine.
10:40Get it?
10:41You know, it's for fishing.
10:43Look at that.
10:44Seriously?
10:45Yeah.
10:46This is your priority?
10:47Yeah, you know, we're embracing country living.
10:49But what about the other thing on the list, Sean?
10:51Proposal.
10:52Oh, you're so needy.
10:54That's not how it works.
10:56Just because I bought the ring doesn't mean I'm, like, instantly going to pull the trigger.
11:00Pull the trigger.
11:01The rod is a decoy.
11:02The rifle's in the box.
11:03But you said you were going to do something big and romantic, so...
11:06Yeah, and I will when I'm ready.
11:08But that's the problem.
11:09When are you ever going to be ready, Sean?
11:10You weren't ready to move in with me until I went and got alone.
11:13You weren't ready to live here until I almost died.
11:15Okay, you know what, Kate?
11:16You were the most impatient person I have ever met.
11:19You never let me make a decision about anything.
11:21It's always just done before I have a chance even to think about it, okay?
11:24So just, you know, back off.
11:29Catherine, the line in the sand has been drawn.
11:32War has begun.
11:34Run.
11:39Hello, Radam's head!
11:46Are you quite the flapper tonight?
11:49Dancing away with the Admiral?
11:51Flipping your hair?
11:52What about you with the Captain?
11:55Twirling.
11:56Whirling.
11:57Hurling.
12:01I think there's something going on between us two.
12:03Absolutely not.
12:04They're just gay.
12:06And who wouldn't be gay now that the war is over?
12:08Eh, surely.
12:09Or perhaps there'll be another piece of war.
12:11One in the city, maybe.
12:13Yes.
12:13No, no, no.
12:14Absolutely not.
12:16You've been risky enough, what with all the borders closing.
12:18Don't be such a bore, Mummy.
12:20You've read the papers.
12:22Only servants and soldiers can get the flu.
12:24You're lucky at least one soldier has remained flu-free.
12:27Roland is coming out of quarantine tomorrow.
12:29He is?
12:32That's...
12:34Wonderful.
12:35You'll be married as soon as we can arrange everything.
12:37Now, get to bed.
12:54You're terrible at getting engaged.
12:56Why are you being so awful to me?
12:58It's called true to me and keep her keen.
13:01A walla walla walla oomph.
13:03I'm doing it because...
13:05Because I love you.
13:07What?
13:08Since when?
13:09Since the moment I laid eyes on you.
13:11Very recently.
13:12But that doesn't make it any less meaningful.
13:14June, what am I supposed to do with this information?
13:16Don't marry Sean.
13:18Somehow, die tragically so he can be with me.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:21Otherwise, we can't do stuff.
13:23And Gideon says you love doing stuff, and I love doing stuff.
13:27Well, you might be in luck.
13:29I mean, why would Sean want to spend his life with me anyway?
13:34I basically bullied him into staying here and running a business that he has no interest in running.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Let's face it, we're incompatible.
13:41Wait.
13:43Does this mean you don't want to know Sean?
13:45He's sweet and thoughtful.
13:48And I'm impatient and annoying.
13:51And I can see ghosts, and he can't.
13:54And they are really nice thighs.
14:00You know, this is moving a little bit fast for me.
14:04You know, now that I'm thinking about it, we're better off as friends.
14:07It's not you.
14:08It's me.
14:10We're just on two different life paths.
14:12You're on one, and I'm not.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Oh!
14:17Oh!
14:18Oh, I'm being sucked off!
14:20Oh, this is...
14:21Oh, this is it!
14:22Oh, I...
14:23Oh!
14:29Ugh.
14:30Seriously.
14:38Oh, these people.
14:39For the first time, I understand what embarrassment feels like.
14:45Eileen, you were right.
14:46I am only attracted to married women.
14:48No, it only took you 150 years.
14:51And that treat her mean, keep her keen, a walla walla walla oomph works really well.
14:56Tell me about it, Stord.
14:57Dude, we told you not to go there.
14:59I didn't go anywhere.
15:00I was right here flirting with Kate.
15:02And now she's saying that she and Sean are incom...
15:06Incompetito-to.
15:07I think you mean infertile.
15:09And I'm here to tell you that it doesn't make you any less manly.
15:11She means incompatible.
15:12As in, unable to be happy together.
15:15You know what happens if they break up, don't you?
15:17Yeah, she dies of sadness, becomes a ghost, and I get a girlfriend for all eternity.
15:28Hey, guys, is that you?
15:30Hey.
15:31Uh, hey, it's me, Sean.
15:33I mean, obviously you can see me.
15:35Um, so I've been watching hundreds of these soppy, cringey proposal videos with these huge
15:42families just singing and dancing their hearts out.
15:45But, I mean, you know, Kate and her mum, they're like this, and my dad died when I was 18,
15:50and my mum's away on a self-discovery shopping trip in Nepal, and we talk to our friends much
15:57less than we talk to you guys.
16:01Kate deserves cringey, and Kate deserves soppy, and I have kind of half an idea.
16:09Will you guys help me?
16:10Yes, I suppose.
16:12Yes, please.
16:14Um, um, just, uh, yeah, uh, just to time.
16:22It's like that.
16:23It's like you can do it.
16:24Come on, man.
16:24Come on.
16:25Yeah.
16:32Yes, that's excellent.
16:33Next.
16:33Next.
16:37One more, man.
16:38You can do it.
16:39It's Pat Rafter!
16:45Yed.
16:46What is Yed?
16:48I'll fix it.
16:49Eileen, you're reading.
16:51I read Yed.
16:57Yed!
16:59Yes!
17:00Yes, yes, yes!
17:01Thank you, thank you, thank you.
17:03Um, thank you.
17:04Yes, yes.
17:05Oh, bravo.
17:15It's beautiful, isn't it?
17:16Yes.
17:20I never thought I'd say this, but I am getting sick of trying on dresses.
17:26Sorry, too tight.
17:27No, no.
17:28It's, um, I'm just scared.
17:33Of getting married.
17:35I don't know Roland from a bar of velvet.
17:38What if my buds don't, you know, heave them?
17:43You will.
17:45You will.
17:45All that physical stuff will come naturally when we get to know each other.
17:48It's not going to be time, Virginian.
17:49It's going to expect things.
17:51Oh, relax.
17:52You just need a bit of practice.
17:56Like this.
18:08Okay, now I really can't breathe.
18:25You have no idea how lucky you are, do you?
18:29You spoiled, ungrateful brat.
18:31Ooh.
18:32You get to live with your best friend, play with him every day, love him.
18:38Are you crying?
18:41But he could get sick.
18:43Did you know that?
18:46He could die tomorrow and you're just, you're just here eating jam sandwiches, wasting time.
18:54I didn't realize that you and Roland were so close.
18:57We were opposites, but she was the love of my life.
19:00And I'll always regret never telling, never telling him.
19:21I need to see her, I need to see her, stop, stop, fix it later, I need to see Virginia.
19:27Don't just stand there, go and get my coat.
19:29Miranda.
19:30Miranda, please, you must conserve your energy.
19:33It's my fault that she's sick, Mummy, I have to...
19:36I have to apologize.
19:37Well, you can't.
19:38I need to talk to her.
19:39I need to talk to her before the wedding.
19:40I need to talk to her.
19:41You can't.
19:41You can't.
19:43I can't do this without her.
19:46The wedding's been canceled.
19:48Virginia took a turn in the night.
19:51What?
19:52She's gone.
19:57No.
20:00No.
20:02No.
20:03No.
20:03No, no.
20:04No, no.
20:05No, no, no.
20:07No.
20:08So tell him.
20:10Tell him
20:12You're right
20:15You're totally right
20:26And we're nearly there
20:27And five, six, seven, eight
20:30Final pose
20:31That's so great guys
20:33You've come such a long way
20:34That feels good
20:35That's in a good place
20:36I like that
20:37In the blazes
20:38How are we going to get Kate
20:39Down to the river
20:40Without cars and suspicion
20:42I know it's really tricky
20:44But we're just going to be
20:45Super subtle
20:45And come up with
20:46A really convincing reason
20:47Guys, have you seen Sean?
20:48No
20:49What's Sean?
20:50He's at the river
20:51Why?
20:52A really convincing reason
20:55Cool
20:55Well, just so you all know
20:57I'm going to go propose
20:58So if you want to
20:58No, don't do that
20:59You can't do that
21:00Yeah, you can't
21:01Because the patriarchy
21:04Well, I'm black
21:06I can wear a matriarchy
21:06So who's coming?
21:07No, no, don't
21:09No, no, no
21:12I'm going to brush my teeth
21:13Real quick
21:13Hang on
21:15Sean
21:16Sean, I need to ask you something
21:17Shh
21:19You'll disturb the fish
21:22Seriously, turn around
21:24You turn around
21:28I missed the last rehearsal
21:30I don't know what to do
21:31Like in jazzercise
21:31Like, oh, wait, why is this a jazzercise?
21:33Do it
21:35I've got chills
21:36They're multiplying
21:38And I'm losing control
21:42Cause the power you're supplying
21:46It's electrifying
21:48Are they doing it yet?
21:50Are they doing something?
21:53You better shape up
21:55Cause she needs a moth
21:57Needs a moth
21:58And my heart isn't set on you
22:01I shall shape up
22:03And I shall understand
22:10To his heart he must be true
22:12Say yes, say yes, oh yes I do
22:15You're the one that I want
22:17You are the one I want
22:19Ooh, ooh, ooh
22:20Catherine, the one that I want
22:22You are the one I want
22:23Ooh, ooh, ooh
22:25Kate, the one that I want
22:26You are the one I want
22:28Ooh, ooh, ooh
22:29Kate, the one that I want
22:31You are the one I want
22:32Ooh, ooh, ooh
22:34Ooh, ooh, ooh
22:36Go, Sean
22:36It was a big one
22:40Said you wanted it to be cringe
22:45Kate, it was right here
22:46That you fell in love with this place
22:48And you decided to stay for good
22:51And so
22:53It feels only right
22:56To ask you here
22:59If you want to stay with me for good
23:02Because you've got a whole lot of soulmates these days
23:05But you're my one and only
23:08So Kate
23:10One question
23:13Is this soppy enough?
23:16Say yes
23:17Yed?
23:18What is Yed?
23:20Oh, that's just a little in-joke
23:21Between me and the ghosties
23:23Thanks, guys
23:27Yed, Yed, a thousand times Yed
23:29Oh, it's the wrong hand
23:35It's the wrong hand
23:35The other one
23:40Oh, God
23:41Oh, yeah
23:42No, no, no, no, get in
23:43No, no, no, you don't make the water cloudy
23:45Oh, my God
23:46No, I think I can see it
23:49That's my gold
23:53Oh, my God
23:54No, no, no, no, no
23:59No, no, no
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