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00:07Oh, give me more, give me more
00:12If I had or I could not be you
00:18If I had a voice that would say
00:24After the night when I wake up
00:28I'll see what tomorrow brings
00:40If I had a voice that would say
01:02It's time
01:04How I've been impatient
01:06Now I can finally fulfill my promise to the gods
01:09And kill Lagertha
01:18I'm ready to avenge our mother
01:21Not because she was a good mother to me
01:22But because Lagertha deserves it
01:26That's good enough to me
01:29But are you ready to deal with Uba?
01:33Will you kill him if you have to
01:34Even if he is your own flesh and blood?
01:38If I kill Uba
01:39I want my faint beer shirt
01:46That's the way to talk
01:50My love
01:52What are you doing?
01:54I'm coming with you
01:55Not when you're carrying my child
01:57Even if I am carrying your child
01:59I am still coming with you
02:01I have already made up my mind
02:07I should have known that the woman
02:09The gods chose from our wife
02:11Would be very brave
02:12And courageous
02:15Your wish is my command
02:18You will sail with us
02:19My love
02:30Your grace
02:35Don't call me that
02:36You think it's a joke
02:38But you have no understanding of grace
02:42Wait
02:45I have something for you
02:55This sword
02:56Only wears his magic for its owner
03:00So have it
03:01Take it
03:02It's yours
03:43It is a proud day
03:45When a father takes his son
03:47To his first battle
04:14I will come home to you soon
04:40Are you ready my friend?
04:41Of course
04:44You may have to fight against your brother
04:46It's the same for you
04:48Some trees have to fall in the forest
04:59That's the same for me
05:00Go
05:00Stop
05:03Go
05:17Let's go.
05:38we have food to eat water to drink we all have reason to be satisfied with what we have achieved
05:44so far but what we also need to build is a temple a temple to the gods who have been
05:50so good to us
05:51and i suggest that thor the god of the farmers like us shall be the main god of the temple
05:58and on the altar we shall make a fire which must never go out
06:02the building of the temple and its upkeep shall be paid by all of us in the form of a
06:07tax
06:08i trust this will be acceptable to everyone why should we build a temple when we haven't even
06:13had enough time to build our own houses we give credit where credit is due not to ourselves for
06:19this opportunity but to the gods you can build it on my land and i will have a care for
06:27it does not
06:28surprise me flatnos to hear you put yourself forward for this
06:34anyone would think you're trying to ingratiate yourself
06:38not with the gods
06:40but with floki here
06:43i don't think my father is doing anything more than offering his services to our community
06:48no he's trying to lick floki's ass anyone can see it as if floki deserves to have his ass licked
06:58he fooled all of us into coming here there will be no crop this year
07:06so when we have eaten our animals there will be nothing left to eat for the winter
07:12many of us will starve to death
07:15why should we build a temple before our own houses
07:18floki told us it would be hard at first
07:21he didn't lie to us
07:23he completely lied to us
07:25we only told the truth when it was too late
07:28bull you are your father's son
07:30of course you should listen to him
07:33but not if he's wrong
07:36i know we can make this settlement work
07:39most of us here are committed to its success
07:41we came here to die
07:42no
07:44no we will not die
07:46we will turn this land into somewhere wonderful to live
07:49and we should praise the gods
07:51floki is right about that
07:54why do we have to argue
07:57my wife taurun is with child
07:58i want the child to be born with hope for the future
08:00that is my grandchild
08:05and i can see no hope for it
08:09if you don't like it here even
08:12you can always try and sail back
08:14no floki
08:17that is precisely what we cannot do
08:21by following you here
08:25we have abandoned our homes
08:28our town
08:30our queen
08:32none of us
08:33can ever
08:35ever go back
08:36then we must make the best of it
08:39we must tolerate and love one another
08:42we must put the settlement first and ourselves only afterwards
08:46you have to agree, Ivan
08:51you have to
08:52get out of the park
08:53we ain't gonna look on
09:06we're gonna be
09:06were gonna be
09:06killed
09:32This is not right.
09:36It is not right that the sons of Ragnar should try and slaughter each other.
09:45We will send emissaries.
09:48I agree.
09:49I agree.
09:49I agree.
10:02I agree.
10:03I agree.
10:07I agree.
10:18I agree.
10:18I agree.
10:19I agree.
10:37If we must fight, then we must fight.
10:40But first, let us discuss the alternatives.
10:43In good faith.
10:45We are willing to do that.
10:47But first, we must exchange hostages.
10:51In good faith, although commendable, it's not really enough.
10:58Your brother will go with you to your camp.
11:02And your brother will go to yours.
11:06Yes.
11:11We meet again tomorrow, yes?
11:14Yes.
11:18Yes.
11:18Yes.
11:18We meet again tomorrow, yes.
11:31I agree.
11:31Yes.
11:31And that's what we must do.
11:31How was Ivor?
11:33How was Ivor?
11:35It's a pity you jumped ship.
11:38I will never understand…
11:40No, you wasn't.
11:43No doubt you regret it now, though.
11:46No. What's the point of regret?
11:52I saw a figure amongst your leaders.
11:56The Saxon. We met in Aethelwil's camp. Bishop Hegman. Why is he here?
12:01I've recaptured him in battle. He's a great, great warrior.
12:06He would do well to stay out of his way.
12:08He would do well to stay out of my way.
12:15We want to find a way of avoiding needless slaughter.
12:20Here's Albus Fitzhuk.
12:31This is madness.
12:34Is it?
12:36You are here, where you belong. Don't deny it.
12:40Why would you fight for Lagertha?
12:42Oh Bjorn. They are not your folk.
12:46Bjorn saved my life.
12:49Isn't that reason enough?
12:51Not really.
12:54We all choose to live a dangerous life.
12:58That is part of our way.
13:00So I think that you gave what happened between you and Bjorn too much importance.
13:06Family has a greater claim.
13:09I don't want to fight against you.
13:12I don't want to have to...
13:14kill you.
13:16The world would make no sense.
13:23I suppose none of this makes any sense to him anyway.
13:26He's a great warrior. He doesn't need anything to make sense.
13:30By the gods, Ivar.
13:32You are just so cynical.
13:36You just don't care, do you?
13:40I care...
13:41about winning this war.
13:45Halfton, you have to choose between a friend...
13:47or upright now.
13:51To me, the answer is obvious.
14:05To me, the answer is obvious.
14:11NU TODAY CHTE YACENDE
14:14BIDAME
14:16ENICHTE SILYA FYODE TU ANGHAMYERF
14:18AND DEN A ANWALD ICHE YABRADA
14:21OFER YAJODE YAMARO
14:23ENICHE DO THAT TUJORA
14:25WITH MEDAS ERNA YERDA
14:27ANHIMIK SWAY OUTH ABRACHEM
14:30SWASA
14:31CROKUR TOO
14:32MA ANNA CROKUR
14:42Ivers in the wrong
14:46Why are you supporting him?
14:47Because Ivers...
14:48Do not tell me it's because you and him are brothers.
14:50You and I are brothers too.
14:54Do not risk your life for Ivers.
14:57Haven't the gods already decided who I shall sacrifice my life for?
15:01The gods may be just waiting for your decision.
15:06I do not want to meet you face to face in battle.
15:11I do not want to have to kill you.
15:14Stay.
15:15You're my little brother.
15:18Stay.
15:23You are a part of my fate.
15:25As I am a part of yours.
15:29Stay.
15:30Stay.
15:33Sleep, sleep my son.
15:36The seal's asleep in the sea.
15:40The swan on the breaker.
15:45Seagull on the hill.
15:48The cod in the deep water.
15:55Sleep.
15:58Sleep.
16:01I love you.
16:20We all know today we have so many shield maidens and warriors at arms.
16:24That we must decide whether we fight.
16:27Or we reach an accommodation allowing us to go live our lives with integrity and honor.
16:33I call upon my brothers.
16:35Ivar.
16:39Fitzsuk.
16:40Let's put aside our differences.
16:43For the sake of our father.
16:45A civil war can only bring tragedy.
16:48Weaken our family.
16:50And set in train a lifetime of revenge obligations for those who manage to survive.
16:54Is that really what you all want?
16:58I want to speak up and support Bjorn and his call for a peaceful resolution.
17:05It is true I set my face against my brother.
17:08But if you can forgive me Ivar, let us make an accord.
17:14We are going to war for the kingdom of Kattegat.
17:18The kingdom of Kattegat was carved out by my husband, Regno Lothbrok.
17:23And then by me.
17:26I am its rightful queen.
17:32What we should be discussing is how we combine our great armies.
17:36And direct them out towards new lands.
17:41New conquests.
17:42New opportunities.
17:44What a terrible pity to kill our young men for a piece of land which is already ours.
17:59Astrid.
18:03Astrid.
18:04I am happy to see you again.
18:06Whatever has happened, I...
18:08I don't want to fight you.
18:15Astrid.
18:18I am married now.
18:20I am King Harald's wife.
18:35Queen Astrid, I suppose.
18:40Brother, let's not fight.
18:43What can we gain?
18:45Nothing.
18:47On the contrary.
18:49We will gain the world.
18:52Join us and I will share it with you.
18:57It is really up to you, Ivar.
19:01If you decide that you cannot fight against your brothers,
19:04that you do not want to fight against your brothers,
19:07then we can fight an accord.
19:10And King Harald can't stop us.
19:18You have so much to lose, Ivar.
19:25Ivar.
19:26If you want war,
19:30then let's have a war.
19:33But win or lose,
19:36you lose.
19:39You gain victory over the other sons of Ragnar.
19:43And people will say that you are an illegitimate ruler and a usurper.
19:50And if you lose,
19:52they will say it was by the will of the gods
19:57and the will of Ragnar,
19:59who now sups with them in Valhalla
20:01and cries for us now.
20:06Do not do this, Ivar.
20:08We are the sons of Ragnar.
20:11Is that not enough for any man?
20:37Is that not enough for any man?
20:39Yes.
20:40We should celebrate.
20:42There will be no battle sitter nor tomorrow.
20:46What are you talking about?
20:48You cannot decide this.
20:50I do not want to fight against my brothers.
20:52I still hate myself for killing second.
20:57This would be ten times worse.
21:00I-I can't.
21:08I renounce my promise to kill Agatha.
21:11She can have care together, I don't want to.
21:26We will be alright.
21:28We are all sons alright man.
21:35Forgive me.
21:48Skull! Skull! Skull!
21:58Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull! Skull!
22:12How blue on my eyes , huh?
22:14What?
22:15How blue on my eyes!
22:17You are the very blue.
22:19You remember I had to ask you every single morning how blue the whites of my eyes were because if
22:24they were very blue
22:24I was in great danger of breaking a bone. Yes, I remember it was a big part of my childhood
22:28how blue arrived as I used to be.
22:30I might break a bone, but I can never break a promise.
22:35I can never forgive Lakata for murdering our mother. How can you? How can you?
22:42Our mother! Of course I'm going to kill her!
22:49You can try.
22:50I will.
22:56You said you wouldn't fight your brothers.
22:57You are no longer my brother.
23:07You were once my legs.
23:10But not anymore.
23:23This was all a waste of time.
23:24No, not at all.
23:26You can surrender catechad now.
23:29You've all been talking about how terrible the slaughter will be, how we will kill our nearest relations and members
23:35of our family.
23:38I don't want to do that. Let us not do it.
23:41You?
23:42You?
23:44Agatha?
23:46Just go away. Leave this place.
23:48Do not put your men to the test.
24:08No doubt.
24:08Not a man.
24:09I don't care.
24:47You're sure?
24:50Are you going to deny your brother?
24:55You're going to save my life.
24:58I'm indebted.
25:01You're not his blood.
25:09Maybe we care too much for that.
25:13Maybe.
25:16Maybe.
25:30I'm sorry, brother.
25:35Truly.
25:40Don't be sorry.
25:42No.
25:50Pox!
25:51Hold!
25:56I will kill you.
25:58You understand that?
26:01I will kill you.
26:28I will kill you.
26:29I will kill you.
26:30I will kill you.
26:30I will kill you.
26:31I will kill you.
26:32I will kill you.
26:34I will kill you.
26:37I will kill you.
27:06Oh
27:10Tell me what was your impression of the community at Lindisfar
27:15I was not impressed by their teaching
27:18I told the abbot that they should do more in English rather than Latin
27:22Educate the ordinary people outside the monastery
27:25And how did the abbot respond?
27:28He was too set in his ways like most of them
27:31Nor did he like it when I told him he was fooling himself
27:34By believing that God would save them from another Viking attack
27:38Well, what should they do?
27:41Arm all the monks?
27:43No
27:46That's what grandfather said
27:49You have to build ships
27:51We have to build a navy to prevent these incursions and attacks
27:55Once they're here, it's too late
27:59You should talk to your father about that
28:04He won't listen
28:06Of course he won't listen
28:07No
28:09Look, he's too busy training my brother to be a great warrior
28:12My son!
28:17In some ways he's just like the abbot at Lindisfarne
28:20Too set in his ways, too old-fashioned
28:24Your father carries a very heavy burden
28:27But he is not my father
28:30My father is dead
28:32As well you know, mother
28:38My son!
28:41One more, one more tier
28:43Get higher, sir
28:44Get higher, sir
29:01One more
29:03That Avon and his family
29:04Truly don't want to be involved in this community
29:07I can't help being involved
29:09Even if they don't want to be
29:13Poor Floki
29:16To have brought such people to his perfect island
29:20Like we start again
29:22Humor
29:23A lovely little acknowledge
29:26I don't want to be behind it
29:26No more man
29:32I give you all this
29:39I don't want to be here
29:39I don't want to be much more
29:40I don't want to be mad
29:40It'll get higher, but linkin' to a sweet heart
29:42I don't want to be tamas
29:42I don't want to be a killer
29:42Because now we're being gifted
29:48In this case we're to be kind of a
29:57It's name be there we thirsty and barely when my money is Boris
30:09You ain't a mean God will there in a first Manhattan and blow the election that is we each on
30:16hair
30:18Driftness hazard on I mean they shall pass man honey
30:46What do you think?
30:48I have a feeling that Bjorn is playing a game.
30:51What kind of game?
30:53Well, what if he's keeping a lot of his army in reserve?
30:56What if this battle is just a feint?
30:58What if his real plan is to outflank us and drive on and try to destroy our boats?
31:04What should we do?
31:07I'll pull back a third of our army to protect our ships.
31:12It is a risk, but it would be far worse to lose our entire fleet.
31:17So I think we should send Vitzerk with some men into the woods over there and try to outflank them,
31:23dividing Bjorn's forces.
31:28I agree.
31:30If you take Astrid back with you, I don't want her to die.
31:34No.
31:35Yes.
31:36I am fighting.
31:38Not too thin.
31:48Move!
31:49No!
31:50Come on!
31:51Come on!
31:56Come on!
31:56Come on!
32:01Move!
32:02Move!
32:17Forward!
32:19Forward!
32:28Hold!
32:38In the name of Odin!
32:42In the name of my father!
32:48Attack!
33:08Forward!
33:09Forward!
33:17Pull the Ass!
33:29Pull!
33:34Pull!
33:39What are you doing?
33:42I have to leave it.
33:44I have to know whether I'm right or wrong.
34:01Kill him!
34:10I'm in charge!
34:13I'm in charge!
34:16Go!
34:37Oh, my God.
35:08Hurry up!
35:11Go!
35:52What the fuck?
36:04Come back! Move!
36:10Run!
36:13Cover!
36:54Run!
36:56Run!
36:58Run!
36:58Run!
37:04Run!
37:13Run!
37:23Run!
37:38Still no regret, brother!
37:40What is that you regret?
37:41You haven't won yet!
38:00Here, back!
38:02Here, back!
38:04Here, back!
38:13With me, George!
38:16No!
38:47I think we should go and I think we should wait good things happen to people
39:19I think we should do it
39:32I think we should do it
39:35I think we should do it
39:35I think we should do it
39:36They need us
39:54I think we should do it
39:55We should do it
39:56We should do it
39:56We should do it
39:56We should do it
39:56We should do it
39:56We should do it
39:57We should do it
39:58We should do it
39:58We should do it
40:02We should do it
40:24They need us.
40:27It's too late.
40:28No, we have to.
40:29It's too late!
41:00It's too late.
41:26It's too late.
41:29It's too late.
41:32Retreat!
41:34Retreat!
41:35Retreat!
41:36Retreat!
41:36Retreat!
41:37Hold back!
41:38Come on!
41:45Retreat!
41:49Let's go!
41:52Let's go!
41:59Let's go!
42:04Let's go!
42:06Come on, this is my god!
42:27Get it out!
42:31Megway!
42:33We are lost.
42:36Where's Heckman?
42:39Your Christian's dead. Come.
43:13It's a gate.
43:27It's a gate.
43:36Who is this?
43:38He's a Saxon priest.
43:52He's alive.
43:57Save him.
43:59If it's possible.
44:01Why?
44:04I don't know why.
44:07Maybe the gods know why.
44:10Save him!
44:13It's even better.
44:13Come on!
44:14Let's go!
44:14What?
44:15I don't know.
44:50I don't know.
45:32I don't know.
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