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00:01One of the most important skills doctors learn is how to keep their emotions in check.
00:05We call this skill Dr. Face.
00:07So, during your son's surgery, we found a tumor. I'm so sorry.
00:13I wouldn't say the newbies were nailing it yet.
00:16It's about being professional.
00:23My Dr. Face had gotten better and better over the years.
00:27You've got something on your face, Asher.
00:30Looks like it's Amara.
00:31Nothing could rattle me.
00:33I'm not invited to the barbecue, but it's our tradition.
00:37J.D., we did it for 16 years. That's hardly a tradition.
00:40Oh, really? Then why did we record this last year?
00:43We're writing a prescription for our barbecue tradition.
00:47Yep.
00:47I'm already wishing for next year's edition of our barbecue tradition.
00:54Okay, fine. Carla wants to do it with Elliot and Wes this year.
00:58You get it, buddy.
01:00Then you go to her and you fight for me.
01:01I'm not strong enough, J.D.
01:03She's going through menopause.
01:05She's having mood swings, night sweats, day sweats.
01:07She's always wearing sweats.
01:09I'm starting to avoid her.
01:10Hey, have you seen Turk?
01:11Danny's right...
01:14I haven't seen him.
01:18Oh, you just materialized.
01:21You're like Merlin.
01:22I've gotten good.
01:23I see you.
01:25I ain't mad at the back either.
01:26Okay, okay.
01:28We're super excited about the barbecue.
01:30Wes is bringing something called Pilot's Booty.
01:33It's first-class warm nuts mixed with coach pretzels.
01:37Oh, you could just bring ice.
01:39We'll figure out something else to bring.
01:40Save your Pilot's B-T for me.
01:43Okay.
01:43Good night.
01:44Oh.
01:46Another hot flash?
01:47Just shut up and fan me.
01:48I guess Carla wanted to hide her menopause,
01:51but it wasn't going to be easy.
01:55Doctor faces, everyone.
01:57Doctor faces.
01:59I can't do this all on my own.
02:03No, I know I'm no Superman.
02:09I'm no Superman.
02:11I've been thinking we should spend more time together.
02:14You know, really water the garden of our friendship.
02:16You're not coming to the barbecue, J.D.
02:17Oh, is that happening?
02:18Our long-standing tradition of smoking mead
02:21and making memories that last a lifetime?
02:23I wasn't even thinking about it.
02:25Seriously, it's not about that.
02:27I just...
02:27I miss you.
02:29Don't be sweet with me right now.
02:30I can't handle it.
02:32Okay, it's okay.
02:32Don't touch me.
02:33Okay.
02:36Mr. Butler, I'm Dr. Dorian.
02:39I'm sorry, is that ranch dressing?
02:41I brought my own from home.
02:42I'm kind of a ranch snob.
02:43Mr. Butler, if you don't make some serious lifestyle changes,
02:47you're going to suffer through bypass surgery for no reason.
02:50But I am making lifestyle changes.
02:51I take vitamins every day.
02:53I walk every day.
02:54I'm down to a jug a week.
02:56I'm putting in the work.
02:56Listen, I know making lifestyle changes is hard,
02:59but we're going to take this one step at a time.
03:01Something just as important as Dr. Face is nurse voice.
03:05And Carla was the best.
03:09Guys, we did everything we could.
03:11This was a high-risk case.
03:12Yeah, but that doesn't make telling the family any easier.
03:15And yet, you are so good at it.
03:18Actually, Deshauna, you're going to be the one to tell the Garcia family that he passed away.
03:22Oh, come on, man.
03:23Now, you know I'm not good at this.
03:24Hey, other people's feelings just bring up a lot of, you know...
03:29Feelings?
03:29Yes.
03:31Look, I'm not a crier.
03:32Okay, I'm not even a hugger.
03:33Oh.
03:34Even in high school basketball, my coach told me to bring it in.
03:37Never did.
03:39Well, you're just like me.
03:41Hey, come on, Swin.
03:42No, no, it was a bad thing.
03:44I needed to work on it, and so do you.
03:45Look, that family is hurting.
03:47You need to step up and be there for them.
03:54Because that's the job.
03:57Even some of the old pros could struggle with Dr. Face.
04:01I am Mariah Carey.
04:04Don't look at me!
04:06But Elliot had other things on her mind.
04:09Girl, Wes just texted the funniest thing.
04:12It was not funny.
04:14All right, yeah.
04:15I get it.
04:15Cockpit means two things.
04:17Classic, right?
04:19Wait, do you not like him?
04:21I mean, I don't really know him yet, but I'm sure he's perfectly fine.
04:26Elliot's relationship wasn't the only one under scrutiny.
04:30Shaggity.
04:33I really do need some gauze.
04:35Sorry.
04:37Bye.
04:40Okay, anytime you have a hot flash, ice cream in the morgue is our new go-to.
04:48I'm just glad you're finally talking about the change.
04:51Call it that one more time, you're going to find yourself in one of those drawers.
04:54I'm not Teen Wolf.
04:55Carla as Teen Wolf?
04:58Don't get distracted.
04:59She needs you.
05:00Hey, tell me.
05:02What's been going on?
05:05It's been so hard, J.D.
05:07I'm anxious.
05:08I'm moody.
05:09I can't sleep.
05:10I'm finding hair in the strangest places.
05:12I'll bet you are.
05:14Hey!
05:15Sorry.
05:16You know what really sucks?
05:17I'm doing everything that I used to at home and at work.
05:20I always feel like I'm coming up short.
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:24I hate aging.
05:25Well, if it makes you feel any better, the only thing longer than my father's earlobes were his testicles.
05:32So I've got that coming for me.
05:35You know, that does make me feel better.
05:38Please don't make me do this.
05:39I want to cut stuff, but not talk to families.
05:42I'll just be a butcher.
05:44Deshaun, I'm going to give you some advice that's gotten me through some really hard times.
05:49The only way to grow is to face challenges that seem beyond your strength.
05:55That's on the poster behind me, isn't it?
05:57It is.
05:57Put your doctor face on and get in there.
06:03Um, Mrs. Garcia, I am so sorry.
06:08We did everything we could.
06:10Your husband didn't make it.
06:14It's just so hard.
06:15He worked all the time.
06:17He was such a good dad.
06:22It feels like you guys could just hug each other now.
06:26No.
06:27No, no, no.
06:28You guys are in great hands.
06:30Take all the time you need.
06:39For some reason, Amara really reminded me of myself.
06:49Give me a hug.
06:50Uh-uh.
06:51Let me guess.
06:51You've been kissing Asher again?
06:53That's the craziest thing I've ever done.
06:55And now that I've got a taste of this crazy girl lifestyle, I want more.
06:58I want to try sushi, pole dancing.
07:00I want to flash a trucker.
07:01And, uh...
07:02Okay, look.
07:02I love this for you, but you still live with your aunt.
07:06So you might want to stay off the pole.
07:08Maybe try going out with us on a Saturday night instead of making pasta and watching
07:12the Great British Bake Off with her.
07:13You're right.
07:14We're going out on Saturday night.
07:16We're going out on Saturday night.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18On Saturday night.
07:18Hey, we're going out on Saturday night.
07:21So, shades inside, huh?
07:24Cool.
07:25Looks like we're going to get you started on IV antibiotics for your cellulitis.
07:29What you are going to get started on is this list.
07:34And this dressing room is unacceptable.
07:40Baby, you was falling asleep again.
07:42Again?
07:43What does that mean, again?
07:44You're always saying again.
07:45I wasn't nothing.
07:45I'll just be talking sometimes.
07:47I have an energy boost smoothie for the hardest working woman in the hospital.
07:51I call it the mango pause.
07:56It's funny.
07:56Yeah, it's so funny.
07:58I've got to get some more napkins for my armpits.
08:01Okay.
08:02Would you like to borrow some of my thunder since I stole all of yours?
08:06J.D., I'm going to tell you something right now.
08:08You sound like that guy who went to go live with the grizzly bears.
08:10At first, he was like, I'm a grizzly man.
08:12They love me.
08:13And then one day, they tore his ass up.
08:14Don't hate me just because I understand women.
08:17You know, I should really teach a course for less enlightened guys like you.
08:21I could call it, hey, man, pause.
08:23Ha, ha.
08:24Turk, you can still eat sweet barbecue sauce with your diabetes, right?
08:29Yeah.
08:30I mean, I got my pod.
08:31I can dose insulin from my phone for any meal I want.
08:34Then we have some big news.
08:35Okay.
08:36Wes is flying a pair of lungs to save a smoker in Kansas City.
08:39And then I'm stopping at a smoker in Kansas City to pick you up, the best brisket in the country.
08:46Wow, that's really nice.
08:48Wow.
08:48Thank you, Wes.
08:49It's okay, Turk.
08:50You can be happy even though I'm not invited to the barbecue.
08:53Kansas City brisket, here we come.
08:55Let's go.
08:56I'm going to put a hex on his belly.
08:58Where is my witchcraft workbook?
09:01So, Turk seemed excited.
09:04Most meat makes Turk excited.
09:06Three of our daughters are because they kept bringing back the McRib.
09:10Carla, do you like Wes or not?
09:12Honestly, I thought your first fling would be a lot more exciting.
09:16He flies a plane in the sky.
09:19Yeah.
09:20You think that'd be more interesting?
09:22Hmm.
09:24I have something to show you behind this curtain.
09:30So, when I told my dad about us, he said that when you really like someone, you should
09:34do something for them every day to let them know.
09:36His name is Asher Bear.
09:39You told your dad about us?
09:41Mm-hmm.
09:42It's been less than a week.
09:43We haven't even made out in real clothes yet.
09:45Well, that's long enough for me to know how I feel about you.
09:48Yeah.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Yeah.
09:50When I visualized this moment, there was more kissing and less backing away.
09:54That sounds...
09:55Yeah.
09:57Yeah.
09:59When you open your locker, there may be an eruption of flowers.
10:02Please disregard.
10:03Oh, God.
10:04Tashauna, I'm gonna be honest with you.
10:06You failed the Garcia family big time.
10:08But good news, you get to retake the test.
10:11Okay, retake the test?
10:12Mrs. Garcia knows he's dead.
10:14I made that very clear.
10:16Remember when the Garcia family was saying how he was always away working?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Yeah, what he was working on was hiding his second family.
10:23Ooh, second family.
10:26This is my favorite kind of hospital gossip.
10:28Second only to when the baby come out the wrong color.
10:30Mm.
10:32Oh, God.
10:33I cannot believe this.
10:34Me neither.
10:35Mr. Garcia was not cute.
10:38Fresh Flowers Fruit Bowl Perrier.
10:40Who does she think she is?
10:42Mariah Carey.
10:43She was very clear.
10:45She suffers from psychosis.
10:46Blake, you gotta treat the whole patient.
10:49Even if that means supporting some of her delusions.
10:53What?
10:54How am I supposed to do that?
10:56Look, Blake, you're the best intern in this place.
11:00You'll figure it out.
11:01Oh, the best?
11:03Really?
11:04See how good that made you feel?
11:06Support the delusion.
11:08Being kind is part of being the best, Blake.
11:14How come I only have two patients?
11:16Oh, child, Dr. Dorian asked us to cut your workload into what you can handle.
11:20Yeah, we got you, baby.
11:21The way you carried us when we first came on, we're gonna carry you now.
11:25Mm, hallelujah.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:30Mm-hmm.
11:31Mm-hmm.
11:33Observe, Turk.
11:34What's possible if you stop running from Carla's needs and start anticipating them?
11:39Hey.
11:41How dare you?
11:42What now?
11:42Mm-hmm.
11:43Carla can't handle being a nurse anymore.
11:44Carla's a failure at everything.
11:47Yeah, man.
11:48How dare you?
11:49Carla, I was just trying to help.
11:50You're overreacting.
11:51It's probably just the hormones.
11:54Just the hormones?
11:56Hormones!
12:01Oh, I'm sorry.
12:02Wait.
12:02You better give me back my patients, because I was here on your first date, and I can sure
12:06as hell make this you last.
12:13Merlin.
12:15Tore your ass up.
12:22I know just how to fix this.
12:26Carla, I'm really sorry.
12:27I'll give you all your patients back.
12:28I didn't mean to...
12:29Oh, no.
12:33She's Dominican, Matt.
12:35I wonder what testiculos means.
12:38Okay, Manny, how are we...
12:39Oh, dude, come on.
12:41You've got to be kidding me.
12:42We talked about this.
12:44Sorry.
12:44Every time I eat it, I'm sitting at my grandma's table.
12:47She has to put it on everything.
12:50It's a part of my life, and I can't let go of it.
12:53If only Carla wasn't mad at me and could use her nurse voice, maybe I could give it a shot.
12:58You know, Manny, I get the connection to grandma's.
13:03I remember having pollo and plantains with my abuela and her testiculos.
13:09Nope, that felt wrong.
13:10I'll be back.
13:19I need to say this fast because I'm nervous.
13:21I'm having so much fun with you, but I don't think we're on the same page.
13:25I mean, you know, I haven't done a lot as an adult.
13:27I haven't even tried sushi, and you've probably had sushi with a bunch of people.
13:30While I have had a lot of sushi, it was meaningful sushi with just a few people.
13:36Actually, I'm talking about actual sushi.
13:38I mean, there's a lot of things I haven't done.
13:40I just want to keep it cash.
13:42Yeah, I'm glad you said it first.
13:44Yeah, let's keep this fun and meaningless and empty.
13:47Totally.
13:47We'll accept a lot of fun.
13:49I'll see you later, then.
13:50Yeah, or maybe you won't.
13:52I don't care.
13:53I'm so glad we talked.
13:59Look, I know it's hard to say goodbye.
14:06Goodbye.
14:11You know what?
14:12Go ahead.
14:13Be mad.
14:14I don't care anymore.
14:17I am not good at that, and I never will be.
14:22You know what I am good at?
14:24Surgery.
14:25And that is my job.
14:26It's not crying.
14:27It's not hugs.
14:28Why are you grinning?
14:29Because when I hear you talk, all I hear is stupid 25-year-old me.
14:33All you're missing is the tracksuit and the gold chains.
14:36Yeah, I got them both.
14:37Tashana, this is part of the job.
14:40Come on, if you can't do this here, how are you expecting to do this for the people in
14:43your life?
14:43Well, I don't have emotionally needy people in my life.
14:47Who put this here?
14:49Why is everybody against me?
14:54You will, young Turk.
14:57You will.
14:59Baby?
15:06How's it going?
15:07Your wife is dead.
15:09Some aging, incompetent bitch has taken her place.
15:13Don't you talk about my wife that way.
15:17It's true.
15:18Mm-mm.
15:20You know, this job was always hard.
15:24But it was always fun.
15:27Now,
15:30it's just hard.
15:32I can't keep up.
15:34Finally.
15:37Interesting choice of last words.
15:38I should finish.
15:40You've always been smarter than me, stronger than me.
15:44When I was that cocky-ass intern, you always had my back.
15:50Now, for the first time, you actually need me.
15:54And I get to be there for you.
15:57I love you.
15:58I know.
16:01Okay, get off me.
16:02I'm hot.
16:03You guys will always have each other, and I'm super happy, but I just want to remind you
16:06that I might die alone.
16:07You're not coming to the barbecue, JD.
16:09Damn it.
16:10All right.
16:11I hope this is all up to your standards.
16:14That's much better.
16:15Now it looks nice for when my family comes to see me.
16:17Great.
16:18I hope they come.
16:23I haven't seen my family in so long.
16:25And there it was, the slippery slope of kindness.
16:29I hope they come, too.
16:32Maybe if I put on a concert.
16:34And I'd obviously need backup dancers.
16:36Of course.
16:38I'll see what I can do, Miss Carrie.
16:41Hey, Manny.
16:42Nurse Espinosa has something she needs to tell you.
16:45Oh, no, please.
16:46Hey, not my ranch.
16:47Manny, your body can't handle the things it used to when it was younger.
16:50You have to let go.
16:52You might suffer some ranch withdrawal syndrome.
16:54I don't think that's a thing.
16:56But the people who love you will help you through.
17:00Okay.
17:06Come here.
17:07Come here.
17:09It's okay.
17:10You take this big jug of ranch, and you use it at the barbecue that I'm not invited to.
17:17Elliot.
17:18Hmm?
17:19I hope you're not mad at me because of Wes.
17:21I've just been so moody.
17:23You know, the funny thing is that I kept waiting to spiral, but then I didn't.
17:26And then I spiraled about not spiraling, but then I realized I just don't care.
17:31Maybe that's a good part about getting older.
17:32I do not give two fricks about what anyone thinks.
17:35So you can say whatever you want about Wes.
17:38Thank God.
17:39Because he's a little dull and not funny, and I think he looks like the man in the yellow hat
17:43from Curious George.
17:47Have you ever thought about hormone therapy?
17:54Oh, sorry.
17:55Oh, you're alone.
17:56Sorry.
17:57I thought you'd be making out with your girlfriend.
17:58Uh, she's not my girlfriend.
18:00She wants to keep things cash.
18:02Why do you Americans abbreviate everything?
18:05IDK, but I'm guessing that's not what you want.
18:09No, but I understand how she feels.
18:12When I was 16, my dad got sick, so I moved over here to care for him.
18:16Um, I know what it's like to miss out on being young or experiencing life because of someone else.
18:22I'm so sorry.
18:23I didn't know that happened.
18:27Dr. Face set the obvious sexual tension.
18:31And now he thinks we're banging.
18:33Great.
18:39The most important part of Dr. Face is knowing when to drop it.
18:42Like when you finally understand that your attending was just trying to teach you a little compassion.
18:50And I want to skydive.
18:52And I want to dance on a table.
18:54Or when you realize it's okay to open up to someone who's a little more needy.
18:58And I want to go to the movies and buy overpriced concessions instead of sneaking in my aunt's giant bag
19:02of pistachios.
19:03All right.
19:04Uh, cute crazy thing to put on your list.
19:05What about moving out of your aunt's?
19:08Yes, and moving in with you.
19:09Ooh, Amaro.
19:11Wait.
19:13Wait, yeah.
19:14Why the hell not?
19:15Wait, seriously?
19:16Yeah.
19:17Whether it's a new friendship or an old one, we get by by leaning on each other.
19:22You can cut my patient load.
19:26It was just really hard for me to admit that Bambi knew best.
19:32I get it.
19:34You know why I didn't invite you to the barbecue?
19:37Turk said it's because last time I ate too much of the collard greens.
19:40I can see through your doctor face.
19:42I've always been able to.
19:44You're scared.
19:46Like that first week when I named you Bambi and placed all your IVs for you, you're afraid of moving
19:53on.
19:54But if I keep coddling you and inviting you to all the comfy, familiar barbecues, you're never going to find
20:01the life that's waiting for you.
20:04And by life that's waiting for you, I mean an accomplished woman that I can actually have a conversation with,
20:09okay?
20:09I'll always be Bambi, and Carla would always take care of me.
20:13My first day, Bambi.
20:15Carla will take care of you.
20:18Some things change.
20:20Some things don't.
20:32And why is this limited edition figurine in your stomach?
20:35Because mint condition Astro Boy is worth $15,000, and I was not about to pay 6% to Japanese
20:41customs, so I swallowed that little bitch.
20:45Give the team a moment to discuss.
20:48Doctor face exit.
20:52That guy's like a walking Happy Meal.
20:54That is not going to be a mint condition once Astro Boy blasts his way to freedom.
21:00Doctor face check-in.
21:03Let's do this.
21:08Me and my crack team are going in.
21:11Spread them.
21:13Papa!
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