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00:02she watched the housewives to prepare for her latest flick and she's come a long way since she
00:07yelled second it it's watch what happens live with kristin doughty and alana heim now
00:26and why is this night different from all other nights
00:29because it's passover april fool's day and the valley premiere night wow so join me in welcoming
00:36kristin doughty from the valley my favorite umpath the next guest is starring in the drama which is
00:43perfect since she's here to discuss some tonight go see your movie and theaters nationwide this
00:48friday give it up for our friend alana hi great to see you also want to welcome stephen mcgee from
00:57summer house so i want to get right into tonight's premiere of the valley um we got a lot of
01:07questions wanting to know how did you really feel about lala joining the group by the time we were
01:13getting ready to film lala night hardy very much made up so i was really excited if you would have
01:18asked me like a year before i would have said the opposite it seemed fairly notable to me
01:24that lala procured her sperm from the place that luke donated his sperm and that the children
01:35that the baby looks like luke i mean is there any i'm so scared is there any part of you
01:41that feels
01:42that luke could be the so listen it would be so our group for that to be true really would
01:50yes lala's
01:51batch was a lot fresher than luke's college sperm okay so no how do you know it was fresh that's
01:59what they told her okay fresh batch it was a fresh batch that's what they said that's what we're
02:03because some of the characteristics from that flashback made it seem like oh okay yeah because
02:08like the accounting degree yeah yeah and then of course the baby looks like luke yeah yeah okay
02:15anyway i don't want to beat a dead horse um now we do i do have to talk about what's
02:21going on in the
02:22bravo sphere because we got a lot of questions um kristin molly bradley wants to know how do you
02:27see the amanda and west situation compared to what happened with tom and ariana because a lot of people
02:33are comparing the two oh god i don't know how to really compare it to that so i'm like very
02:38new on
02:38hearing all of this i didn't know a lot of the drama of it yes i just feel for sierra
02:43yes and like
02:45listen i'm not one to throw stones before anyone tries to go back 14 years and be like kristin you
02:49know what you did yes blah blah blah very good the movie crash the movie crash yes but i just
02:57i really
02:58feel for sierra and i don't think you should throw something away for a fling like throw all of this
03:03away with all of your friends for a fling oh the movie was drive not crash sorry oh my god
03:08i don't
03:09remember either way so you should have been right um yeah you weren't watching it okay well that's a
03:14good point yeah that is a good point um and kyle too like i love kyle and i know the
03:19internet's like
03:20who cares about kyle like i care about kyle but i really feel for sierra like that's her best friend
03:25what was your reaction you're a huge bravo fan i know you watch oh my god i mean before we
03:30even begin
03:31i had to make a shirt before i got here i'm just gonna put it on so you know what
03:39it says
03:39because i'm very very passionate about this oh my flower's gonna fall off i am team sierra
03:50all the way i mean here's the thing also explaining this to me people on the street are asking me
03:57like
03:57you have to explain this drama and it's like giving me life every i couldn't i couldn't get
04:01to dinner last night tmz was at my son's school this morning job at drop off it's blown everything
04:08up i mean the thing is we watched sierra confide in amanda about west and we watched them kind of
04:16fall
04:16in love again this season so i thought oh they're getting back together right you never betray a girl
04:22like that that's your girl it's your best friend it doesn't matter it doesn't matter and i hope i hope
04:27i hope i pray that they sat her down and told her before the news came out and i hope
04:33i hope i pray
04:34that cameras were up over at the bar his cookbook title could describe kristen in her heyday a little
04:40bit extra 100 recipes that serve up something special is out now and say hi to riley mian hey riley
04:49riley i see you brought a lot of recipes from your cookbook a hundred actually they forgot one so
04:54there's 99 in there oh okay uh alana's wig in one battle after another was named one of the wigs
05:00that defined 2025 but tonight we are combing through some of the moments that have defined bravo
05:05in 2026 so far to get alana's takes it's time for i'm gonna check me boo round three okay are
05:13you
05:13at all worried that britney is getting into her new relationship too fast no i think let britney
05:18live she we saw her go through so many things let her live let her explore you know we all
05:23love a
05:24love bomber we've all been there it's fine were you worried she was getting into it too fast no i
05:29trusted
05:29britney like it was someone from home and it was like let britney get her sparkle back you know are
05:34you still in touch with jacks no i i saw him the other day at britney's house he was there
05:41to pick up
05:41the baby okay uh do you think jesse's girlfriend is as michelle claims nuts i mean it's hard because
05:50i've only seen the yama shiro you know end of the end of the year party which didn't look great
05:56for
05:56her don't love it and i also love michelle i'm just i love michelle i think michelle is great
06:01and uh yeah she's i have i think it's we need to see it down the line you'll love yeah
06:06kristin
06:06loves her i know kristin absolutely loves her what do i do wow okay do you agree with janet that
06:12britney should have stood up for her when kristin made a scene about her arrival i mean it seemed like
06:17chaos i think it was like a very chaotic i feel like everyone i mean i wasn't there again why
06:22were
06:22cameras not up we needed to see it i can't i can't tell but it seemed like chaos i think
06:27but i think
06:28you guys are gonna figure i hope i pray you guys invite you over next i know please oh my
06:32god
06:32please on a scale from one to ten how good a match are schwartz and michelle i loved it i
06:38loved it
06:39they were cutie but i think michelle i think schwartz needs to date a few people michelle is a goddess
06:45i
06:45think that you know he needs to i don't know if it's gonna work but they were cute together
06:49um okay okay we're going to beverly hills after seeing uh kyle dorit and erica fighting with each
07:00other uh in last week's episode do you have any hope that they can repair things i mean i hope
07:06i
07:06hope and pray because i love when they're all on the same page but it's not looking great
07:11uh your opinion about amanda in beverly hills first season it's hard i mean without her what would
07:17we be talking about there's nothing you know what i mean like what would we be talking about we
07:21needed amanda um your feelings about dorit's uh lateness she's always been late she was late
07:28wasn't she late two hours to the reunion one year like she was late i'm like shocked that this season
07:34everyone's like oh dorit's late again i'm like you guys we've grown up with her being late ladies of
07:39london team margo or team kimmy i'm team margo team margo for sure um southern charm uh reaction to emmy
07:47kicking off the season with apologies towards half the group which now seem i said she's she gives me so
07:55much anxiety she gives me anxiety she's very uh it's i'm like just breathe breathe babe breathe all right
08:01thank you very much wow at the sip and see kristen and nia introduced their new babies to the group
08:08and lala was introduced to the news that luke could be your baby's biological father but right now i am
08:15introducing a sip and seethe kristen i'm gonna list past moments from the valley and vanderpump rules
08:20for each one that still pisses you off to this day take a sip of your drink and go off
08:25about why
08:26starting with sandoval denying any involvement with miami girl after you went out of your way
08:31to fly her in like come on i'm like i'm sure i think i believe ariana said publicly like he's
08:40admitted it to her he just won't admit it ever stassi full-blown backhanding you after the cheating
08:47reveal can i take a baby sip okay it wasn't very nice but i guess i deserved it okay uh
08:55when you brought
08:56miami girl to sir and got into a fight with sheena that became so loud diana had to kick you
09:00out and
09:01resulting in the suck a dick moment that was fantastic okay when you got fired from sir and
09:07the cooks high-fived in the kitchen they didn't really mean that they loved me yeah i know deep down
09:12they loved me your infamous fight with lala when she pushed you down i mean she shouldn't have pushed
09:18me but i handled it perfectly uh your long walk out of tom's apartment when you had to pick up
09:23the cable
09:23box look at those legs i was so skinny back then letterless lvp not inviting you to katie and schwartz's
09:31engagement party not very nice but i made it there anyway when you confronted ariana at work about
09:37hooking up with tom after you found out they'd been texting each other the confrontation was
09:42deserved the flower crown and the weird lashes were not what was the flower crown was that a
09:49coachella oh and pride okay uh when you fell over an ottoman on the girls trip to salveg that was
09:56i feel
09:56like i shouldn't drink to that but i'm gonna drink all right thank you very much that's really funny
10:04oh my god oh it's the shot ski siren a little passover shot ski
10:14here we go guys
10:18count of three one two three
10:24you can get your own shot ski at shop by bravo.com
10:28coming up with christine and i want to set your dvr for tomorrow
10:32our show with the real housewives of rhode island after ladies of london we will be right back don't go
10:50anywhere
10:50yeah what do you mean like intense butterflies no i get that but it wasn't your first time
10:56i don't know so you're saying charlie is your first love yeah your first love or your first crush
11:07both i think what is that insane at 30. well i mean like i was 28 when we met so
11:14still
11:16i don't know i used to be ugly oh come on
11:21that was the drama and theater station like this friday saying welcome back to watch what happens
11:27live i'm andy cohen in the bravo clubhouse also here with kristen dody from the valley
11:31it's riley me and you can get his cookbook it's out now drinking game reminder if you are 21 or
11:38over anytime you hear this word drink it so you need to be cut off just like janet's skin tag
11:44oh that
11:45was rough um what was your reaction to luke's conversation with jesse tonight about your
11:51relationship i mean it's a conversation luke and i've had many times yes okay yeah all right let's
11:58say questions for our fans in studio it's becky from atlanta what's your question for christy hi
12:03kristen hi team sierra obviously kristen my questions for you when's the last time you spoke with ariana
12:10and what's your reaction to the news that she and tom finally sold that house um i god i probably
12:16talked
12:16to her like a week or two ago we text pretty often just to like kind of keep in touch
12:21um and thank god
12:22tonight yeah yeah in a minute um by the way does luke still want you to move to colorado um
12:29now it's
12:30nashville okay he has a house in colorado that we'll just always have but now he's like we should
12:35move to nashville so okay now let's go to katie and anthony from san diego with a virtual question for
12:40alana
12:42hi hey how you doing brother ladies looking good thank you um a lot of which which of your
12:51famous calls would you say got the most lit at your sister esti's recent wedding and did stevie
12:55nix make it on the day four oh who got the most i mean i did i had to do
13:02a speech in front of everybody
13:04and i like i guess i didn't eat all day and i got so wasted so it was very it
13:10was very like the movie
13:11that i'm in right now we'll see but it was very uh did stevie nix make it on the dance
13:17floor
13:17i think she did yeah how am i mean we love stevie stevie i literally have her handwriting tattooed on
13:24me
13:25wow we stand stevie we love you um alana this is a good one jennifer g wants to know if
13:32haim could elect
13:33one bravo dj to remix one of your songs is it going to be kyle cook maddie reese meredith marx
13:39or
13:39dorinda oh my god meredith marx okay 100 and um i hope the whole family is there what is what's
13:47your
13:47what's your movie about my movie is about it all revolves around this wedding chaos ensues i don't
13:54want to spoil anything because honestly you have to go into it not knowing anything because it's a wild
13:59ride but just think of the most chaotic wedding you've ever been to and that's what this movie is
14:04about okay all right um well in alana's movie she causes drama by asking her friends to admit the
14:11worst thing they've ever done and you know what will lead to the worst freakout i've ever done on
14:17this show my guess not knowing how to play tic-tac-toe so buckle up it's time to play another
14:21round of
14:22bravo wood squares ladies you will take turns picking up the familiar face on the board and listening to a
14:28bravo themed statement you will guess whether their statement is true or false if you guess
14:33right you take the square otherwise your opponent gets it first to get tic-tac-toe three in a row
14:37wins
14:37hey stars hi okay pick a star alana um i'll go lisa vanderpot oh kristen you have to go first
14:50oh sorry they're totally kristin um lindsey hubbard okay lindsey hubbard
14:56you might be surprised to know that sheena shay's husband brock has only nine toes
15:02is that true or false does brock have nine toes uh no that is false he has nine fingers yes
15:08okay you
15:10get the square okay alana i'm gonna fail at this already um let's do lisa vanderpump okay lisa vanderpump
15:18during the real housewives of beverly hills season three trip to paris
15:22i gave kim richards a peck on the lips atop the eiffel tower true or false oh my god i
15:29should know
15:29this um i'm gonna say i feel like it was true it's false it was uh kyle richards okay kristin
15:41tom sandoval okay
15:47now again we are playing tic-tac-toe oh i thought it was my tic-tac-toe i'm just kidding
15:53yeah it's your
15:54tic-tac-toe no you already guessed tom sandoval i can't even see that far okay well you see you
16:01have two squares next to each other a third would give you the win okay um okay sandoval
16:10while traveling to palm springs salt lake city housewife lisa barlow lost her sixty thousand
16:16dollar diamond necklace okay true or false that is false it was a ring okay alana gets the square
16:25uh over in the corner okay okay i'm gonna i know how to play this game okay giselle bryant okay
16:34you if you knew how to play the game you would have chosen dr jackie for the block
16:41because now kristen of course can win okay let's go with giselle you guys i'm so sorry
16:50wait can i change my no i'm so sorry okay okay giselle let's now we have a whole separate game
17:02going
17:02on on the bottom okay giselle heather gay enlightened us all to a popular sex act in her
17:09former community called soaking which she described as being like a dog in a bun trail
17:17okay true or false let's reveal let's reveal true okay you get the square okay okay kristen
17:28now dr jackie for the win for the win okay very good and then alana since you've set up a
17:35side game
17:36you have a chance to win if she doesn't okay all right maybe this turns out to be a smart
17:42way to play
17:42you know okay dr jackie dr jack southern charm sally carson adopted kittens to impress craig conover
17:50true or false i know this one is it true or false it is true it's false okay okay alana
18:01gets the square
18:01but again okay alana what square would you like to guess i'm gonna go with shannon storm's bidore for
18:10the win for the win okay let's reveal on our way to london emily simpson brushed her teeth on the
18:17plane
18:18and then rinsed her mouth out with dr pepper true or false i don't know why but i feel like
18:25it's true
18:25let's reveal you win the game very good very good there's nothing to celebrate after the break we have
18:37more with these two and
18:59andy here with kristen alana and riley at the bar
19:06kristen penny t wants to know on a scale from one to ten how surprised were you when aaron broke
19:11up with michelle i was actually pretty surprised like a like a like a seven eight uh were you what's
19:18your feeling about jack's not being on this season it's a breath of fresh air we can all breathe there's
19:24not so much energy like he he just commands a conversation so now we all get to converse and
19:30live lives and when you ran into him last week what was that interaction i've seen him a few
19:34times he we just sometimes he acknowledges me sometimes he doesn't right insane uh alana kevin
19:40w wants to know if you still have the wig you wore in one battle after another i wish oh
19:44man i would
19:45bring it to the clubhouse oh yeah it needs to live here yeah i wish uh congratulations on all your
19:52acting success it is time for watch what happens five since 2013 kristen's been sharing her life with
20:01us on tv but now that she's in her mom era we are intrigued to know the moments she wants
20:07to share
20:07with her child one day so get ready for kristen's list of the top five vanderpump rules and valley
20:12scenes she's excited for her daughter to see give us number five number five looking hot in my green
20:18revenge dress to get my stuff back from santa paul's apartment post-breakup okay so she will see
20:23that scene okay number four anytime i've gone off on jacks okay she you want to show her that yes
20:30i want
20:30her to be strong i want her to be a social justice warrior okay and an empath like her and
20:36an empath
20:36yes uh number three which is a weeho the bonding the bonding yeah okay number two telling diana to suck
20:44a
20:44dick okay it's just iconic you want her to see that it's like yes okay she's gonna see it anyway
20:50i might as well want her to okay and the number one thing that you would like your daughter to
20:55see
20:55mine and luke's engagement yes i cried we can't wait for kristen to roll the tapes for kaya i want
21:03to
21:03thank kristen and steven mcgee the word of the night was janet who said it's six times for being
21:11doing our drinking game no driving we will see you tomorrow night the real housewives of rhode island
21:16make their clubhouse debut after ladies of london stay here we do a quick after the show
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