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00:00there's a spider on the butter what is it spider on the butter oh not stuck into it by its
00:07legs no
00:09you mean it's just walked across the budget i've dealt with it in a humane way mary by
00:13putting it into the plate drawer
00:20have you ever done it like that well i actually know what i have
00:23burp burp burp burp burp oh back and oh no no i don't like that this guy's trying to tell
00:31me
00:31i'll treat my dinner a what foot fetish i had no idea that was a thing remove my britches
00:37expose your loins i like that oh oh one night this is weird geez he's a mystery bugger didn't he
00:46this is why i don't date that is dicing with the devil oh no he suffers for his heart doesn't
00:52he
00:52clearly a bentley continental i think i'd rather call it a day nothing wouldn't you who's been
00:58arrested now and for what in the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach mel shilling
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent
01:14i'm gonna be honest with you i'm not really a pastry girl in that sense never made it
01:19it just seems like a lot of work so i was told once in domestic science at school if you're
01:24making
01:24pastry yeah i was told you should run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood and then
01:31when you're rubbing in your hands are darling throw it in the magic mix
01:39more furry friends were finding their forever homes on channel four it is very very difficult but
01:45there's no alternative for us he needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given him
01:51and we will miss him madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen work tops and like get goes inside
01:59the airfryers
02:02she knows how to open the airfryer drawers and go inside is it extreme intelligence or is it
02:07extremely bad behavior i don't know do you know that i was i was cooking other week i was cooking
02:12a jacket
02:12potato in airfryer i hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs the airfryer drawers are open and my jacket
02:18potatoes are on the floor and there was something new giving us a fright on netflix
02:33that is something very bad about to happen
02:37what the fact that she's getting married something very bad is going to happen
02:44how do you say that about our wedding day that sounds mean i wish someone had told me before
02:59in blackpool me and pay you've had to start putting locks on the cupboards really the kids now they just
03:05help themselves to everything they're like locusts they just strip the cupboards
03:09pete and his little sister sophie page went out the other day and i had eva and jimmy right
03:15next thing eva just walks in the living room with a packet of wine gums going
03:21do you want the wine i'm like no you shouldn't be eating now you know what are you a 60
03:28year old
03:28man who's on a long drive who even eats wine gums
03:35that's a gateway for like a werether's original yeah yeah jimmy mini roll sucker for a mini roll
03:40like a moth to a flame yeah he had a three yesterday i went that is your third yeah he's
03:46like so
03:48on saturday night there were more bgt hopefuls doing their thing on itv one
03:56what's that day night we're eating carrots carrot and water signing it's a new way forward
04:02i wonder what talent we're going to unleash today who knows it could be anything can't it with beige
04:09bgt is just an old favorite how long has it been around at least 40 years
04:15longer at least good luck good luck good luck what are these seven silky white suited specimens
04:26doing our stage i'm gonna put a wager on the fact that i'll give it 15 seconds before someone's
04:32shirtless there'll be no tops on shortly what's the name of the group we are agua company we are salsa
04:37dancers salsa dancers that's not a talent though my grand and grand i used to go up with salsa every
04:44week
04:44dad you're into salsa aren't you no no the dip we hope we can bring our energy and our
04:52enjoyment to your your special judges oh don't worry i'm already enjoyed oh it's like a lineup of your
04:59exes that's so rude but actually you're right it is oh he's moving his chest oh my god i love
05:11a man
05:11who can dance salsa throw me around you'll never forget being thrown around by that man from the
05:16sheffield salsa society will you no i loved it
05:23oh they love it they love it these lads if they were shocking they'd eat themselves of course they won
05:37come on get a moss man christy the bloody dance act on a strip show man
05:47okay you all right yeah it's getting a bit raunchy oh yes i like cola god the quicker they get
05:54these chops off the better for you which one's your favorite i like him who keeps sticking his tongue
06:02out you can calm down no i know they're all your type they're not no no no no they're not
06:10only four
06:17off it's a different gainer salsa isn't it well stripper salsa as long as they don't take their
06:22trousers down i'll be quite happy to get through this obviously well waxed aren't they they are they're
06:33they're well manicured those boys i bet they're fun to go out for a night with i think we'd have
06:38a really
06:38good evening with them i'd probably leave about midnight and you would carry on i'd want you to
06:44leave much before midnight in sorry mum it's so cool what made you go onto the website and decide yeah
06:54i want that cardigan out of all of the cardigans on the website sarah her husband andre and their
07:01daughter shay well this is not going back i quite like it's one of my favorites now i don't think
07:06it can
07:07be sent back and nobody else is going to buy it i mean um how dare you how dare you
07:19question my taste
07:20on sunday night we were cooking under canvas again with the vips on channel four
07:28buh buh buh bake off oh thank god's sake you're so i love the program but you're obsessed with it
07:34i'm so blessed i find that even if i'm cooking something and i do actually follow instructions
07:40it's still either burned soggy or cold oh
07:47oh i'd love to get my lips around that
07:51okay so today the judges would love you to make eight delicious breakfast pastries oh lovely hey
07:59listen i've seen it on our credit card statement that you've been having a lot of almond croissants
08:03recently i've now found a new one almond croissant with chocolate inside okay and you wonder why we're
08:08not losing weight your pastries need to have a delicious filling which can be either savory or sweet
08:15oh you could have a savory film oh no don't waste this opportunity on savory i've never had a croissant
08:21oh yeah oh they're nice i thought croissants were for posh people well they are well they are now
08:27they used to be and i've never had one despite failing to impress paul last time he was in the
08:32tent
08:32i tried really hard on that that's the worst thing john's once again going entirely plant-based
08:39i've never had anything vegan apart from an apple luckily we've got no vegans in our family
08:44morning john hello there that's what you're making today cheese twists oh like a cheese twist oh no
08:52i've got some of those at home which known has made me nice overastas they got them they're bloody
08:58gorgeous have you seen them with the bacon in as well what cheese are you using vegan what is vegan
09:06cheese probably cashew nuts or something yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan cheese
09:11and it was bloody awful yeah smell like page's feet how long have you been vegan well look at the
09:17disappointment with the third vegan i think seven years ago on the planet and now there's loads of
09:23us so you have to be nice to us now because we're an army i've tried a bit of corn
09:27corn scotch egg i like
09:29them mum did a corn bolognese once and it was bloody awful but i think that's probably because it's
09:34mum's cooking not necessarily the corn if you're going to be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming
09:39it down everybody's throat trying to educate well that's what you've got to do with vegan food
09:43isn't it ramming down people's throat because it won't we eat it willingly will it that absolutely
09:47stinks what is it it's bacon vegan bacon also known as faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think
09:57so oh i can
09:58twist it looks all right now doesn't it it does actually don't it looks very good well it smells
10:02over here though why does it smell so much smells of damp damp oh they've taken the mick out of
10:11him
10:11being a vegan it'll be his bloody vegan twists have you been vegan all your life no all this stuff's
10:19falling out of this twist oh my god it's looking a bit funky in there they look unreal they look
10:26a mess
10:26the cheese has come out i wouldn't eat it i'm not even vegan i only did it's piss paul off
10:31they
10:31look a bit pale the problem is that there's no egg wash or even milk wash on the top of
10:36him
10:36no so they're lacking somewhat in color can you get vegan eggs vegan eggs how can you get vegan eggs
10:42well how can you get vegan cheese and bacon because men make vegan cheese you don't get chickens
10:47say oh can you lay a vegan egg it's now time for the baker's breakfast pastries to face the judgment
10:55of paul and cherry oh they look nice is that a sausage roll i don't know what the hell i
11:00think i
11:01once paid 18 quid for that in gales happy with them are you happy with them paul don't don't don't
11:11don't turn this around on me paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very attractive yeah sometimes
11:18vegan food doesn't look attractive though you just have to eat it did it crunch interesting
11:25flavor interesting what does that mean in reality when somebody says interesting they usually mean
11:34shit i'm so sorry i'm so sorry not what you want to be saying i mean i ate one and
11:43now i feel
11:43physically sick don't get high off your own supply john i made that tartar tan the other day didn't i
11:51that was lovely yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the
11:58the crust of your pastry you passed you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen him
12:04since what are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying have you seen him
12:11since because he always used to be on the fence
12:21in hall do you know last night don't you have to say i said to ray what do you want
12:25for your team
12:26race i don't know uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met them so
12:30i met him
12:30i said i got the fish and i met him best friends jenny and lee lee at 11 o'clock
12:37i could still smell the fish i've been around with disinfecting it stunk the shelly out i said to
12:45him this morning we're not having any more to be fair i wasn't going to say no today do i
12:49smell a
12:49fish it's from them bleeding fish cakes oh lee it was awful i'm going to say no but i'm glad
12:56i'm just
12:56glad you've said you've had fish cakes last night on saturday night something big from across the pond
13:03that found its way onto sky peders look what snl it's come from america wrote us a couple of
13:10american particles what we need is a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from people like you
13:16we need cheering up it's saturday night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good i know i hope
13:24it's
13:25good and your host tina fey yes don't know you are but yay oh tina fey yes i know tina
13:39fey my name
13:40is tina fey here in the uk well they all know her don't they yeah she's like the queen of
13:46snl no one
13:47better to come and start this show tina fey's not from the uk tina fey well she's allowed
13:54here in the uk you might know me as the teacher from mean girls i never watched that no yeah
14:02she
14:02was the teacher of mean girls so why do a uk version of snl we were asking the same thing
14:08tina well like
14:09so many large-scale american operations these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary
14:17hmm do you get it yes that's a knock at the wall you see they keep things political and current
14:22as
14:22well okay and i'm so excited for you to meet your cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to
14:29understand them when they speak
14:33because she's american and they're british yeah all right bastard i'm just here as a long-time snl
14:40employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what to oh hi yeah
14:47nicola cochland from derry girls this girl she was also in bridgeton she's famous for derry girls she's
14:54famous for bridgeton i do my question is if this is snl uk then why are you the first host
15:02good question
15:03how do i put this politely none of you fuckers would do it well i don't know there'll be plenty
15:10who do it one of the lads of blue would be up there fucking right they will dunkin it'd be
15:15all over
15:19time for one more oh yes graham norton oh oh wow oh where have they dragged graham what the
15:28fuck has he gone let me help you let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities
15:38likable to a british audience he does he does hey i hear you have a really funny story about uh
15:47watching
15:48british television as a young child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything
15:54british was educational so my parents showed us all british shows and we used to watch benny hill
15:59as a family what's benny hill that dude i think what about ab fab oh sweetie darling you're just a
16:08little shop girl darling keeping up appearances richard she's quick monty python that is an ex
16:16product i think we're a bit young for this yeah i remember everyone she's saying yeah
16:21faulty towers nobody mentioned the war little britain do you really want me to do that one are you
16:29being served my pussy is like an alarm clock she's actually quite funny isn't she
16:37oh i love that mrs slocum yeah oh that's all you know that's all you guys are all you guys
16:46are all yours
16:47thank you we've got a great show wet leggers here stick around and watch this
16:55wow a long intro
16:57do you know what i'm going to be honest i thought it was going to be shite but it's actually
17:02spot on
17:03brilliant insight yeah should we have laughed like what should we have laughed
17:12i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:19in wiltshire oh right oh that's repulsive this is the worst one oh what's that terrible noise
17:31mary are you having i'm throwing your horrible anoraks down oh mary giles and his wife mary what
17:37on earth have you left anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks i'm
17:45just will you please hang them up on the door instead of leaving them what were they doing up
17:50there mary will you go up absentmindedly taking them off because i like them with their statement of
17:55identity sorry not you mustn't bring them upstairs to the bed there's my camouflage anorak i haven't
18:01seen that for ages that makes me virtually invisible on friday it was troubling news close to home
18:08hitting the headlines on the bbc oh very nice sandwiches corned beef oh i love corned beef i've
18:17cut all the crusts off everything thank you have you got any picolini i'm sweating my tits off what
18:23for cutting the crust off bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs
18:34this year that you're paying more for less finally a news i have an opinion about we never got um
18:40easter
18:40eggs at christmas and christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you like we never
18:46neither according to the consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by
18:52shrinkflation with prices going up while products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you
18:57can't get a thick egg anymore do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park
19:02are they yeah we was chatting about it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the
19:09last few years i thought is it just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got
19:15smaller the
19:16consumer group which has been taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it
19:21found that with some chocolate eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door if you
19:27heard this i mean it's just as well we've got which really isn't it because if we didn't have which
19:35we wouldn't know all this take for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have set you back
19:41around five pounds last year for about 250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down and a pound up that's
19:47what i'm seeing there disgusting oh my god you bastard that's scum that is that's a different level
19:52of scum this year it's nearly a pound more for a lighter version we're getting hit in every angle you
19:58know even the easter bunny's wearing a mask and a stride jumper there yeah disgusting and with the
20:03cabri mini eggs milk chocolate egg again it's price up but weight down not the many eggs i know i
20:10know
20:10mini eggs are already mini exactly they're like mini mini now yeah mini mini mini eggs the inflation
20:17on chocolate is considerably higher than other grocery items and consumers are noticing that you'd want to
20:25go out with lisa who's a consumer expert around the shop wouldn't you should be like put that down
20:31oh no don't have that and this does seem to be a bit of a trend in the chocolate aisle
20:37we know about
20:38shrinkflation we know about skimflation they'll stop saying now would you give somebody your last roll
20:44because you wouldn't would you know yeah i'll save it for myself is it making us healthier though
20:51don't start that no don't give them a skateboard yeah if you're buying an easter egg you're not
20:55doing it to track your calories are you that's yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my fitness pal
21:01manufacturers have faced tough choices some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you can tell
21:06because it doesn't taste and does it so they're probably cutting a bit of cost with less cocoa and
21:10still charging the same while shrinking stuff i've never seen you so angry i don't like the economy right
21:16no calm take these examples they can actually no longer officially be called chocolate because
21:22they don't have enough cocoa in them what penguins i love penguins i know you do come down it's gone
21:29from a penguin to a pest tank it's not only big brands affected by this small independent businesses
21:36are too other people have alcohol and cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of chocolate per day
21:43because life's unmanageable without it yeah so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs jesus christ
21:49i'm still paying them off yeah can you take clana for this easter egg please can i clana these in
21:55mini
21:55eggs please
22:05so there's many things i'm going to start doing money this week you know because i've got the keto diet
22:11i'm
22:11starting on monday we're not all going on diets like is it i might as well join as well like
22:16who
22:17else is going on diet mom says she's going to do some sort of challenge with you she wants to
22:21see
22:21who's going to lose more weight between you and her sisters amira and amani yeah that's what she was
22:27telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm going to go on a challenge with amira like i'm going to see
22:32if i can do better than her that's what she was telling me my own mom won't even let me
22:36be my skinny
22:37legend self what she's going to lose weight faster than you that's going to be so funny it's a good
22:45thing you told me because i feel like that motivated me even more to beat mama at her own game
22:49go ahead
22:51that that has just fueled me to the next level on saturday there were some naughty celebs up to no
22:57good on itv what's going on with till oh what's wrong with that oh oh you're not bringing spooks
23:08back in the house you look at till when we were younger you used to pull bear pranks on me
23:12do you
23:12remember when i used to be gullible yeah do you remember this sprawling estate is the home of six
23:19brand new tv shows i love that venue wherever that is beautiful hypothetical wedding welcome to
23:27topplegoats welcome to the uppercut i'm confused already but what none of them know is that all of
23:35these shows are totally fake sneaky but the contestants are a bit daft aren't they going on a fake show
23:42they
23:42don't know what's fake that's because hidden in the basement is mission hq hold up what there's our
23:48new level now home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs my head is absolutely spinning with what
23:57this could be about i think i might have to write this down tonight the celebrities take on their
24:03very first fake show the applicant of an apprentice field thing so the applicant is that a show
24:09that's a fake show welcome to the applicant over the next two days you will be competing in a series
24:17of tasks to test if you can thrive in the competitive world of business so these are the daft contestants
24:24that i think they're going on to a real show team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and
24:30yoga
24:30away day corporate away day team building exercise kill me now so we'll be required to make a homemade
24:36rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha they'll put matcha
24:42fucking anything honestly i'll wait until they start putting on chips or something
24:46mission alert here we go what they're going to do joe disguised as an armchair what armchair that's
24:54quite something yeah have you ever disguised yourself as an armchair i've described myself as a hat
24:59but not as an armchair oh you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder
25:04so it stains the client's skin no geez are we going to do that joe we can see you you
25:14look amazing
25:15oh that's an armchair mary that's funny oh he's in he's landed
25:23so he actually does look like a chair now he does it he does that's so clever joe team blue
25:28vision's moving they're on the move that is sport wasn't it you're not really going to think
25:35someone's a fake armchair are you you're going to see how he was getting on with the yoga let's get
25:39it let's do it let's go this is his moment there he is go on joe it is childish isn't
25:49it
25:50you're going to need to add some water oh that's so much i don't think we need to overthink it
25:56it'll
25:56be fine oh he's gone even more he's put the full lot in well go hard or go home do
26:02you mind if i put
26:02this face mask on your face oh this is gonna be so awful only the best and most premium products
26:12for our guests at the blue vision retreat that is so green look how relaxed they look
26:19little do they know that when they finish they'll look like the hulk does this have magic
26:23ingredients in it it does it sure does okay ladies it's time to remove your masks oh good look oh
26:33bring it on oh no it's not gonna it's not gonna stain our face is it yes it will
26:41oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off
26:52no it's not emma
26:59oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put too much of
27:06a certain
27:07ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice once
27:22or twice of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting chewing
27:28gum in your hair the night before prom you did no i didn't what happened was is we were fighting
27:33i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum no and
27:39you said i
27:39hope it's in your hair you turned around to walk away and lo and behold it was in the back
27:44of your
27:44hair you spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night before prom disgusting behavior
27:52mum was on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:58in derby so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past and saw a sign
28:03and he said that we now do like nose waxing this is the geese oh it's an experience but so
28:10they get
28:10this thing yeah they get the swab they then cover it with this like green kind of goo yeah then
28:16they
28:16shove it up your nose and then they just go off for a walk come back and they yank it
28:22and he showed
28:24it me afterwards as well how many like hairs came out oh my god but that's such a guy thing
28:29isn't it he
28:29like showed it me is like yeah you impressed with that yeah yeah this week something creepy was going
28:35on on netflix there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham the village currently with a ghost in
28:47it
28:47and she doesn't know if it's her job or the landlady's job to have the ghost evicted oh
28:56i don't think i want to watch this sleep oh go on i want to get a good night's sleep
28:59i don't think
29:00i'm going to get a good night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:16five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding
29:20leave at your own chosen speed oh she's nodding off she's nodding time to pull a hole of 11.
29:28i'm not
29:33careful are you okay oh my god you want to switch we can switch yeah yeah yeah why is he
29:38not driving
29:38she's falling asleep man
29:44why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah where are they
29:52stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there i would hold my
29:57wee until the next place that i get to
30:04what you see what you've seen jane dogging
30:07oh my god mickey mickey come here what's she seen what's in there look oh my god do you think
30:14it's
30:14okay a baby what's this all about i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from him
30:26happy baby oh god's sake
30:31oh look at the state of that and that's the women's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car park
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it easy okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one
30:53should
30:53drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help i'd say i'll go to
30:57the
30:57gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:05why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like a rest stop i'm
31:1520 miles south of hero 20 miles she's drove 20 miles we found a baby abandoned in a car and
31:21i think
31:21that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the background oh my god
31:27there is you're right uh benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me is she a
31:35ghost no she's not ghost actually something much worse she's gen z benjamin was the name of the guy
31:41who worked here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord and they were
31:45too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it okay this is all just looking
31:50lovely and a happy
31:51place to hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call the cops now please
31:55yeah yeah
31:56wait here i'll call will they stop this nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes fucking toilets why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice
32:26door just opened
32:33oh my god
32:41oh my god that is terrifying oh my god
32:48oh mike i would be running out of there
32:55oh yeah get a gun clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her and she's
33:00just like i'm gonna have a gumball i'll have a wee gumball yeah
33:05there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys ready
33:17he's coming late he's coming you can see him you can see him in the bubblegum machine
33:21see him through the glass bowl
33:26my god she put it straight through his hand
33:28oh god
33:32he didn't even feel it
33:33shit man
33:38is it out yet
33:38yeah
33:43do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:50i'm sure he's the one are you sure he's the one weird oh i remember my sister's asking me that
33:59about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one what
34:05having been half scared to death rachel headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14has she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:19where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31no no turn it off turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles horror
34:36as well
34:37you were a bit damsel in distressy you were what did i do yeah you you're really just girls
34:43screen yeah but yeah i can handle it it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i can do like that and
34:47then go into like a little fight mode in it will somebody save me
34:53oh god
35:04what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little different
35:10today with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the colors a bit different and it makes them look
35:15like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpish i didn't want to say
35:20sisters ellie and izzy i don't mind choppy eyebrows do you think my eyebrows are sharpish no that yours
35:26looks softer than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application it's my application maybe it's my
35:33technique yeah i think it probably is can't polish a turd no but you can draw eyebrows on it
35:41on tuesday there was something soft and fluffy on channel four do you remember when i took my
35:47grand's neighbor's dog out for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she ran home away from you i turned
35:54down the fucker was gone
35:59i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy is that i know that in
36:06his little
36:06head he doesn't know about anything other than walks dog food and cuddling oh no i think he knows
36:14about a lot of no he doesn't know about putin ukraine he does he's very he's very interested in the
36:21iran conflict he is not and the inconsistencies in trump's behavior every year woodgreen takes in
36:28over 600 dogs good lads each one looking for a forever home oh look they're all lovely
36:37the newest arrival is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yep so tell me who have we
36:44got
36:44here this is aussie he is eight months old aussie uh is he being left at the pound we are
36:50in the
36:51process of moving internationally oh she's in shock here she can't believe this she can't look
36:57leaving the dog behind what we've weighed up the the various different factors if you like with
37:02taking aussie with us there's vaccinations there's the quarantine there's the flight there's temperature
37:09that must be so hard you get a dog and then eight months later you have to move and you
37:14have to
37:14potentially give it actually he's clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing
37:18if i stay in here with aussie while you leave if that's okay cheers thank you very much take care
37:24bye bye bye always leave it all okay oh oh bless him oh that's got to be heartbreaking
37:30oh look at us it's okay buddy oh don't show this where's my dad going where's my dad
37:40with mum and dad in tow animal obsessed aurora is keeping all of her options open look at her with
37:47a little dog teddy and a dog jumper she's on a mission to get a dog today isn't she have
37:52you
37:52discussed who's going to be doing all the different jobs with this dog no it's going to be oh she's
37:57gorgeous we have discussed who's going to do jobs because we we've said you need to do some of
38:04these jobs don't you clean up after it and wipe his feet and it's been in the garden what did
38:10i agree
38:10to again yeah i don't really know i i agreed to something but i don't really know you clean up
38:16out of the way and you wipe it free he's getting hard worked out aurora huh come on mate this
38:23way
38:23whoa buzzing oh eric here he comes oh come on aussie i love this part it's like the first first
38:29meet
38:29here he is oh oh look what will she think oh look at aurora's face so he's very into everything
38:44he is a social butterfly oh she's not frightened of him is she no no don't run away from him
38:50he's
38:51fine he's just got a wet mouth i think aurora's a bit cautious isn't she yeah yeah
38:59i know well this isn't going as i thought it would calm down the mum's panicking now because
39:05she's thinking have we made the right decision here yeah this is going to be a mcdonald's on the
39:09way oh yeah crying trying to smooth things can't we go and get my toy go on aurora good girl
39:19can you
39:19see in there this toy he might like yes right no no no look look hey look she's playing with
39:28him
39:33oh she's having fun now oh oh hey she didn't flinch though they're becoming friends now she's bonding
39:42with him she's bonding with him i see oh i i think he wants me oh i'm sitting down yes
39:53that's what i
39:54want to hear well done i see
40:05oh stop it there we go stop it now it's all perfect
40:09hmm he's making friends with me that's sweet isn't it he's making control
40:18that is really honestly in a world full of shit how lovely is that really nice oh my god that
40:25is
40:25just adorable yes that was really lovely you're crying are you yes slightly no no i'm booking us
40:35in no to go to the dog house no we're not no no not yet we would think about but
40:42i know if you go
40:43there you'll just come back with a dog i can give an old boy another chance in life like you
40:47so thanks
40:51in leeds have you recovered from supper weekend because we lost our voices i was going to say up
40:57until yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps that weekend i know
41:03best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym goers oh absolutely
41:09they would tell me in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days i was svelte same
41:17i was
41:18same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes like that but my body body with them ginger
41:26toes but body oh man take me back on sunday night contestants were playing cat and mouse in a new
41:36high stakes game show on channel four i've seen this advertised looks all right there she looks
41:41basically one bunch of people chasing another lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking we're
41:46resulting to child's games now yeah because we're running out of game show ideas next it's going to be
41:51hopscotch or something like that bloody red rover won't it 10 players will fight to win up to 100 000
42:01pounds you don't even need to pay me to do this can i just say you do it for free
42:05well i'll do it for
42:06free just for fun hit it against each other as prey i'm doing it so nervous right now versus predator
42:13do you know i'll be good at this sue from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased
42:18i have
42:19nightmares about that you know oh do you oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i
42:25must be
42:25fast in my dreams you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too the thrill of the
42:35chase
42:35yeah what's the chase is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know got
42:43me was
42:43the easiest hunter i've ever had predators your task is simple hunt the prey surely you want to be the
42:52predator what group would you want to be in the prey or predators i need to see the benefits above
42:56yeah
42:57yeah yeah if one of you catches a prey you will swap roles in the game oh so the prey
43:03doesn't die
43:04the prey just becomes a predator each night one predator will be voted out of the contest oh so
43:12you're safe for being prey you'd think that being a predator would be a good thing but in this game
43:15it's not you don't want to be a predator you want to be prey at the end of this hunt
43:19if any five of
43:21us are still predators the rest of us who have become prey that's their back they're plotting mary
43:27trying to scheme already you know trying to form alliances prey are the only ones that get a say
43:32in the coal so nathan has proposed a pact pact what's the pact right we've got a pact already
43:38they've only just met each other as long as we convert the majority of us into play we're all
43:42safe yeah nathan's basically put his hat in the ring here and said look us lot we're going to stick
43:48together as predators so these five are on the back foot aren't they by the end of today they need
43:52to be
43:53prey three two one go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig in the woods for
44:05adults for money
44:07for sake after predator roy caught shelley he was then on the runners prey
44:15who's that oh he's spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's another
44:20one no way out of all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be you
44:26it's f**king roy
44:29this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:33he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch you
44:38what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44pact yeah no nathan it's funny nathan didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55catch
44:55you because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would
45:00you just suck that pack off the minute it was main players the glade is now reopened
45:06the hunt will conclude in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes later back to the glee yeah where you all started
45:13yeah oh come on ready to pounce it's nathan again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:24oh right oh my god he is too nathan you're sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna do it oh no oh
45:35i cannot believe
45:36the chicken nathan no oh they got him but it was mel who got him so not only has nathan
45:47shown his
45:48true colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made me what a game of
45:54pride and seek right one allied first deal is it's got to be within the house and the garden give
46:02me 30 seconds
46:04yeah yeah yeah yeah so shall it's hard
46:1415 seconds now no you start when i go
46:26no hiding your baking skills here molly may and babatunde alesh are in the bake-off tent
46:33you can stream or watch sunday at 7 40. and the goggle boxers have just been watching it the hunt
46:39prey versus predator you can stream or watch it's brand new tomorrow at 9. but next charlotte church
46:45joins the lads for the last leg
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