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Just Act Normal S01E05 iP HFR H 264
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00:13What do you think? Honest opinion?
00:20Too desperate.
00:22You sure? I mean, I was going for intriguing.
00:25I love that word, intriguing.
00:29You have no idea how hard it is to date when they find out I'm,
00:32you know, a cop.
00:37T, are you OK?
00:40T, what happened?
00:44You ain't allowed to question a minor.
00:46Chill, sister. Tanika was just helping me out.
00:50I was hoping for her mum. She's out.
00:52What time's she back? Late. Like 2pm.
00:57Can we go?
01:00Can we go?
01:02Yeah.
01:04Yeah. OK.
01:06Go.
01:07I'll come check her tomorrow, see that everything's kosher,
01:09cos, you know, Gavin Hewson is a known drug dealer,
01:12but who says drug dealers can't have lives, eh?
01:16That they can't be chilling with underage black kids
01:19whose mum is suspiciously absent.
01:28Come, we've got to get up, boss.
01:30Cool.
01:33Tomorrow, yeah?
01:34Yeah.
01:34Yeah, cool.
01:55Good day.
01:58Good day.
02:01Good day.
02:02Black is good.
02:04Black is beautiful.
02:06I can be anything I want.
02:14I am a queen.
02:38I know this interview could change everything,
02:41so let me know how you're doing.
02:44Think of me and channel my energy.
02:49You got this.
02:54Promise your call.
02:59There's some lovely work here.
03:03I adore how seamless the wigs look.
03:08And Kim McGahn has given you a glowing reference.
03:12What made you focus so heavily on wigs?
03:15We're seeing a lot more black women
03:17embracing their hair's natural versatility.
03:20Being more authentic.
03:22I love all sorts of hairstyles.
03:25But wigs are authentic too.
03:27How so?
03:31I suppose I'll say what my mum used to say to me.
03:37She said wigs are a symptom of the racial and inherited racial trauma
03:41black women experience.
03:44I and women like me are authentically living this experience.
03:49Interesting.
03:50And what would Tiana Sutton say?
03:57I would say...
04:00I would say I'm a teenager.
04:03And I love fashion.
04:11Lupita.
04:13Lupita, actress.
04:15Dark, beautiful face.
04:17Short.
04:18Natural.
04:19Oh, she's beautiful.
04:22Beautiful.
04:23Don't you just adore this?
04:26Pushes boundaries.
04:29She's such a mouthpiece for your culture.
04:32Yeah, and so's Beyonce.
04:35I'm sorry?
04:37Beyonce.
04:38She's a mouthpiece.
04:39And she wears a wig.
04:47No, I'm sorry, I didn't...
04:50I was just trying to relate it to the whole black trauma thing.
04:53Yes.
04:55Yes, I get it.
05:16Oh!
05:18The rest is outside the flat.
05:21How's today, guys?
05:22You okay?
05:24Come near us again.
05:25And I'll shop you and myself.
05:47Do it.
05:48Whoa.
05:51Do you want to give me heart, Bailey?
05:52No, sorry.
05:58What are you doing here?
06:00You know I've always got your back.
06:03So how'd it go?
06:14Sweet chilli, hot chilli, or just plain chilli.
06:25You don't need them anyway.
06:29I do need them.
06:32I really do.
06:39Mum's gone AWOL again, ain't she?
06:45Why didn't you say nothing?
06:48I thought I could hold it together by myself until she came back.
06:59You want a left arm?
07:12Not just yet.
07:14Okay.
07:15Come here.
07:36I didn't bring any fruit because the doctor I spoke to was talking like you could only imbibe through a
07:42straw.
07:45Doctor says there's no one for your swelling on the brain.
07:49FYI, I'm telling everyone he was a botched hit job and he wanted by the Albanians.
07:55Mum, I need somewhere to stay.
07:58Sorry.
07:59I've got some American bulldog breeders in your room and the gig's really lucrative.
08:05Anyway, accommodation should be the last thing on your mind.
08:10You were beaten up whilst in possession of a stolen car, Gavin.
08:16With your suspended sentence for intent to supply hanging over you like the sword of Damocles.
08:22I'd be putting all my efforts into getting the stolen car charged, Rob, before the cops come round and arrest
08:27you.
08:28The stolen car?
08:29Well, whose car was it?
08:34Could you pass me my phone?
08:37I can't be an accessory.
08:40It's right there.
08:44Fucking hell.
08:45Language going.
08:47Well, I hope you ain't calling Paul.
08:50He's never been one to rely on in a crisis.
08:53It ain't Paul.
08:59Okay, guys.
09:00So, I'm kicking back with someone you might know.
09:05Oh, check out these abs, guys.
09:09So, I know what you're thinking.
09:11He looks familiar.
09:12And you're right.
09:14It's Chicken Boy.
09:15And we are official.
09:18Hi, everyone.
09:19And he's got to keep ripped.
09:20Because my man was out yesterday, yeah?
09:22And he was getting, like, mobbed.
09:24I won't be a mob.
09:25Oh, you're so humble.
09:27Oh, and this is...
09:31Our little baby.
09:34Oh, she's so cute.
09:37Aw.
09:38Isn't she just so...
09:41You okay?
09:42That chicken is, like, possessed.
09:44Babe, what are you on about?
09:46I know you love it, yeah?
09:49But I've got a sense for these things,
09:51and I know that there is something not right.
09:53Ron, what are you talking about?
09:59Whoa, wait!
10:06So, what you're saying is that your mum came home from work,
10:09threw Gavin Houston out,
10:10then went back to work and left you two here home alone?
10:13Yes.
10:15Okay.
10:16And your sister said she'd be back here for two.
10:19She won't be back now, because she's already been back.
10:22I'm still happy, just chilling.
10:24Yeah.
10:26Ain't got much on, anyway.
10:30No school today?
10:32We're revising.
10:33That's what we called it in my day, too.
10:38Do you mind if I have a look around?
10:59Where were you last night?
11:01What?
11:01Calm yourself, broth.
11:03This isn't me.
11:03I ain't saying it.
11:05I know what brothers don't look alike.
11:06But I have to ask, because a witness has said they saw someone fitting your description running away from the
11:11scene.
11:11What do you mean fitting my description?
11:12She's profiling you, babe.
11:14No, no.
11:15That's not what I'm doing.
11:16It weren't me.
11:17Calm.
11:18It's just with you and your sisters only recently living with a known drug dealer,
11:21you've got to cover all bases.
11:23You get what I'm saying?
11:25Yeah.
11:27Okay.
11:28I know.
11:29I mean, I'm not the one suggesting that it was you who beat up Gavin,
11:33and stole his drugs whilst your kid's sister kept lookout from the car
11:36and then threw him out of this house.
11:37What?
11:38Oh, my days.
11:40Guys, you will never believe what's just happened.
11:43Chicken Boy is being racially profiled in his own home.
11:47And it's like no joke.
11:50Excuse me, do you know who this is?
11:52Can you stop filming?
11:53Er, it's Chicken Boy.
11:54And he's like an actual superhero.
11:56Or is that a disguise?
11:59Taser!
12:00Taser!
12:01Taser!
12:02Taser!
12:10Taser!
12:10Chill.
12:11Chill.
12:12Nothing happened.
12:13Nothing happened.
12:14What just happened here was completely within my rights.
12:17Can you stop filming?
12:19Because something's going on here.
12:21And it's my job to protect you kids.
12:23And myself in the process.
12:27OK.
12:29That's how it's going to be.
12:31If your mum doesn't contact me by this evening,
12:34I'll have to call social services
12:36and put you and your sister in emergency care.
12:40You'd better delete that.
12:41It's done.
12:43She'd better call me.
12:54Taser!
12:54Taser!
12:55Taser!
12:56Taser!
12:56Oh, my God, babe.
12:57Chill.
12:58This is it.
12:59Nothing happened.
13:00This, this is going to go viral.
13:03This is going to be so big.
13:05What?
13:06Babe, this is totally going to launch our brand.
13:11I need you to go.
13:14What?
13:14I need you to get the fuck out!
13:16Go!
13:16Go!
13:39Hello.
13:40Hello.
13:49Miss Jenkins, when are you going to teach me your cool moves?
13:54Listen, Tanika, after much thought, I've realised it's not fair.
14:04On the other children, coaching you for our talent contest.
14:09I admit, I was swayed by your arguments.
14:17But you're doing pretty well on your own.
14:20Why are you being like this?
14:23I'm not being like anything.
14:25You are.
14:26Why don't you like me anymore?
14:28I, I do like you.
14:29I just, I don't, I don't, I don't want to interfere.
14:34You're such a special girl.
14:36I don't want to be special.
14:37You said you would love to have a door like me.
14:40That's what you said.
14:41So why are you being so mean?
14:43Because I'm your teacher.
14:47I'm, I'm not your mother.
14:52You, you have a mother.
15:10Thanks.
15:12Thanks.
15:13Is anything the matter?
15:15It's all I know.
15:24Carry on.
15:43OK, so, who's your dream guy and Jamie Hutchison don't count cos he's, like, real?
15:49Jamie Hutchison ain't even in the line-up.
15:51Hold up. Rewind. What?
15:53It's over. It didn't even start.
15:55Hello? What happened to your date? Nothing happened.
15:59A new man's was no good. Hanging round all the fucking time like some Romeo Venice.
16:03I mean, who does that and that I've got no game lines?
16:07Why can't you let someone be nice, yeah?
16:10It's fine, Shanice. I'm fine.
16:15It weren't him, it was me. I don't know.
16:19Maybe I just have too much fun.
16:28What you need is a break from everything. Annoy it out.
16:31I can't.
16:33When was the last time we went out? It was, like, forever ago.
16:40Peruvian version.
16:42Please don't agree yourself with bribery.
16:44Oh, that's so seriously wrong with you, you know?
16:46Like, seriously.
16:49You are having a break. Phone off limits.
16:53No more worrying. Let Tion be in charge.
16:58We're going. We're going.
17:00We're going.
17:00No, no!
17:01No, no, no.
17:02No, no!
17:03No, no.
17:04No, no, no!
18:01Why do you feel good stuff outside?
18:04Because you don't live here no more.
18:06Does Tiana know you've done this?
18:08Has she called?
18:11She promised she would call me.
18:14T, why isn't she called?
18:16Maybe because you've asked too many questions.
18:18I'm being serious.
18:20Just leave me alone.
18:23Did that weird cop come?
18:25I said, leave me alone, T.
18:30In the real house, there's going to be like observatory in the garden, like on the roof.
18:37It's going to be sick.
18:39When are you going to grow up and stop believing in this bullshit?
18:43Just leave me the fuck alone.
19:06Hey.
19:09Good day?
19:11It was okay.
19:16It was fine.
19:19Anything you want to talk about?
19:21Not really.
19:22I'm just, you know, tired.
19:23I was a kid.
19:29I was a kid.
19:36I was a kid.
19:46We take our bikes, we follow the route of the Tour de France,
19:53drink wine, stuff ourselves with French food,
19:58see some spectacular views.
20:04We need a break.
20:10OK.
20:15We're going to get through this.
20:52Oh, it's you.
20:54Hi.
20:57Why'd you got a key?
20:58Tion gave it me.
21:01Is he OK?
21:03Depends what you mean by OK.
21:06You look cute.
21:09Thanks.
21:19Tion!
21:21Will you let me in?
21:25Tion!
21:32I'm sorry.
21:35You know about the way that stupid cop treated you?
21:39It was 110% unsupportive.
21:46But we can't let them stop us building our brand.
21:49We've got to show them that we're better than them, babe.
21:52We can't let them win.
21:56You won't listen to me either.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Just that chicken.
22:00I hate that chicken.
22:08Maybe we should speak to your mum.
22:14She's in Spain, right?
22:16Yeah.
22:19Yeah.
22:24Yeah.
22:42I'm here to see Gavin Newsom.
22:44It's family only.
22:46He's my brother.
23:02Sorry mate.
23:04Sorry.
23:08So, when Rory arrives, we'll make him drop the stolen car charges.
23:14Where did you get the car from?
23:16New contact.
23:17Doctor.
23:19He works in the hospital.
23:21Nephrology.
23:32You see who did it?
23:37What, you think it was a set up?
23:40Seems a bit of a coincidence otherwise.
23:42Hmm.
24:00Show us hope.
24:05Ah!
24:18Fuck.
24:19Call the police and tell them to drop the charges.
24:21This has nothing to do with me, Philgood.
24:24I never reported the car stolen.
24:26I believe it was you who got yourself arrested.
24:28Fucking call them.
24:32Do you really think this is wise?
24:34Theft and assault.
24:35I ain't the one doing the assault.
24:36What, you're an accessory then?
24:39Honestly, Philgood, no one here is intimidated.
24:42And I've got the police on speed dial.
24:44They were very helpful actually.
24:45They said to call them.
24:46If anything like this.
24:48Oh!
24:49What?
24:49What the fuck are you doing?
24:52I'm sorry.
24:54These self-entitled pigs always trigger me.
24:56How much did you fucking give him?
24:58I don't know.
24:58I couldn't think it.
25:00It's his voice.
25:01It's his face.
25:02It's all of it actually.
25:03Okay.
25:03One question.
25:04How the fuck is he gonna call the police?
25:12When I'm a bed over.
25:14I'm a wine and cat.
25:15I'm eating out in the air.
25:17I'm a wine and cat.
25:18When I'm a girl can't to sell my wine and cat.
25:20Charlie, asking when you're loving to me wine and cat.
25:22Check out the previous in when you're wine and cat.
25:25Positioned like a W, wine and cat.
25:27Wind up your good body, gal, punch.
25:29Charlie, blow.
25:29You gotta the gift, gift, gift.
25:30So come wine and plan.
25:31Too way you love me good boy.
25:33Me left me man already.
25:34Give me good lovin' so me ready for go steady.
25:36Bring pallets and ...
25:37Give me your baby to ...
25:46I feel my hands and feet.
25:50Why can't I feel my hands and feet?
25:52Yeah, that's the drugs.
25:54Well, I need a hug.
25:57Give me a hug.
25:58What?
25:59Give me a fucking hug.
26:02Call me a...
26:04Oh, that's nice.
26:07Right.
26:07Will you call the police, tell them you made a little mistake?
26:13Your car was not stolen.
26:15Oh.
26:16Passcode.
26:17What's your passcode, Rory?
26:19Uh, 1984.
26:23Don't start.
26:26Hello, Waltham Police Station.
26:27How can I help?
26:28Hi.
26:30Rory.
26:30Rory.
26:31Yeah.
26:32Can you say...
26:33Hello, you're there, Corey.
26:33Gavin Newsom did not steal my car, the Subaru.
26:36It was a mistake.
26:37It was a mistake.
26:38Can you do that?
26:39No.
26:39Can you do that?
26:40No.
26:41Gavin Houston did not steal my car, the Subaru.
26:43It was a mistake.
26:44Can you do that?
26:46Who's speaking, please?
26:47Uh, Rory Griffin.
26:51Rory Griffin.
26:53Come on.
26:54Fucking yes, Rory.
27:06Are we in a white club or am I hallucinating?
27:10Hey.
27:11Hey.
27:11Did you see me?
27:12Look, I've got a clue what happens on weeknights.
27:14I asked Lisa.
27:15Players are, like, the biggest kept secret in town.
27:20Is that Jamie Hodgson?
27:23Did you know he was going to be here tonight?
27:26I've got you, girl.
27:27You know I'm a yellow belt in karate.
27:29OK, you were seven, Shanice.
27:31Those boots are engraving you for life.
27:34Hold up.
27:35Is this white, brother?
27:36I fucking am.
27:37Shut up.
27:37He's not I fucking am.
27:39No.
27:39You're so I fucking am.
27:44It's the universe, me, kid, Fang.
27:49Oh, my God.
27:52This is a cheer.
27:54I might pull up in a Maserati, Maserati.
27:57Maybe the Bugatti, Bugatti.
28:00Ducati, Ducati.
28:01They're telling me I'm too flashy, too flashy.
28:03Pull up in a Maserati, Maserati.
28:05Maybe the Bugatti, Bugatti.
28:08Ducati, Ducati.
28:09They're telling me I'm too flashy, too flashy.
28:11Eat that way.
28:31Yeah.
28:36No fucking way.
28:38You never guess who text me.
28:39The director from the video shoot!
28:41Shut the fuck up.
28:43What man can resist all the...
28:46You're gonna do the dottie.
28:47I'm contemplating doing the dottie.
28:49Did I promise you a banging night or did I promise you a banging night?
28:52Okay, we're not gonna do the dottie, don't we?
28:53You are so gonna do the dottie.
28:54He's so doing the dottie.
28:56Doing the dottie! Doing the dottie! Doing the dottie!
29:01Thank God I'm busting.
29:06Thank you for today.
29:09Thank you for every day.
29:11I love you bro.
29:13Come here.
29:19Think you're stalking me now?
29:23My friends brought me here, I wouldn't have come.
29:25I'm joking.
29:27It's lit though.
29:29Thanks.
29:31What do you drink?
29:34I'm buying from me and my mate.
29:36Yeah, that's fine.
29:37Fishing Aisha.
29:39Yeah.
29:40Yeah.
29:41Can I get three shots please man?
29:42Yeah.
29:44This is mad.
29:46Come on.
29:46Say let him follow.
29:47Go on, now!
29:48Oh, my God!
29:51Whoa!
29:52Oh!
29:52T-
29:53Careful for her, who?
29:55I'm more like a novel, more like a Jim Phillies
29:59But it's emotional, I woke up, I woke up
30:02I don't get to many parties
30:04Girls on the back like Saudi
30:06I bet
30:08Wait till my good luck
30:09It be no my love
30:11No my love, no my love
30:14No my love, no my love
30:16No my love
30:27No my love
30:29No my love
30:43No my love
30:44No my love
30:44No my love
30:45No my love
30:46No my love
30:47No my love
30:47No my love
30:48No my love
30:48No my love
30:48No my love
30:49No my love
30:50No my love
31:06Why are you still here?
31:08You should never go to bed on an argument bay.
31:11We left you some pizza.
31:14Thanks.
31:32What are you doing?
31:35My great-nan was a voodoo priestess.
31:38There was this cat that kept scratching our legs and faces and she did this chant and it stopped.
31:42This chicken is possessed.
31:50Give up back.
31:51You don't need it, bay.
31:52I know you're upset because your mum left you, but you've got me now and I'll never leave you.
31:56You can talk to me.
31:57I can guide you.
32:00She ain't left.
32:02Well, where is she then?
32:04Because when I said about her being in Spain, Tanika agreed.
32:07She ain't in Paris.
32:08Why'd you tell her mum's in Spain?
32:09I didn't.
32:10I didn't tell her.
32:11You did.
32:12Give her back.
32:13Rome's right.
32:15The chicken's bad.
32:16I hate it.
32:18It scratches your feet and makes you mad.
32:20Mum wouldn't do that.
32:22Tanika, give her back.
32:24Are you scaring me?
32:25I just want the old you back.
32:28Don't come any closer.
32:29Oh, I drop her.
32:33Hurry up, I'm finished.
32:37It's gone.
32:39She's been exercised.
32:41Ow!
32:43Ow!
32:48I'm sorry, T.
32:49I'm sorry!
32:51Joel!
32:51I'll tell you what!
32:53Tell me what you want.
32:54What you really, really want.
32:55Oh, nah, oh, nah, oh, nah, oh.
32:58You're here in the fire.
33:00You're here in the fire.
33:02You gotta get with my friends.
33:04Make it look forever.
33:06Make it look forever.
33:07Do you know I'm going to have thought those kids have decided?
33:09What?
33:10Even the big one?
33:11Well, not I, obviously.
33:12The middle one hates you.
33:14I'm going to win him over with driving lessons.
33:16What do you think, Rory?
33:18I bet you don't drive unless it's when you turn 17.
33:23Mum?
33:24Chicken!
33:25Mum, please!
33:27Chicken!
33:28Why do you keep calling her mum?
33:30Chicken!
33:33Ah!
33:34There she is!
33:36It's a lot of tea!
33:37Mum?
33:39Chicken!
33:42Chicken!
33:48How are you feeling?
33:51Fucking let me out!
33:54Where the fuck are your fingers?
33:57What?
34:02Where are my fucking fingers, guys?
34:15Sit down, okay?
34:16We'll find your fingers.
34:17Don't worry.
34:18Take a breath.
34:19Watch!
34:23Shit.
34:33What did you do?
34:41What did you fucking do?
34:47Stop it!
34:48Stop it!
34:50Stop it!
34:50Stop it!
34:51Stop it!
34:51Stop it!
34:52Stop it!
34:57I hate you!
34:59I fucking hate you!
35:12I'll go home, Rome.
35:15Just go the fuck home.
35:32Oh, now you've got to be joking me.
35:34Yeah, I know.
35:35But the subletting is quite cheap.
35:37Oh, because I thought he was going to tell me he was a fucking prince or something.
35:40Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
35:59You want a drink?
36:01I can re-eat that meal from last night, if you want.
36:04You ain't going to let me forget it, are you?
36:05Yeah.
36:05Er, no.
36:06Go on.
36:07Go on.
36:07We'll go upstairs.
36:10How did that big interview you got?
36:13I don't know.
36:15I don't know.
36:17I don't know.
36:31I don't know.
36:39What do you do is show up.
36:42Listen, I'm not here just because you're beautiful and you've got a banging body.
36:45Er.
36:46Hey, I'm lying. It actually is.
36:50But I believe in you.
36:54I wasn't sure if you wanted to see me again after last night.
37:01You showing up mate tonight?
37:20Oh no.
37:24No.
37:27Oh no.
37:30Oh no.
37:33Oh no.
37:40Oh no.
38:11Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
38:15Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
38:56Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
39:15Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
39:43Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
40:11Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
40:16Oh, I will get rid of them.
40:20Oh, I'm sorry.
40:49Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
41:19Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
41:45Oh, I'm sorry, she hit me like that.
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