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The Comeback S03E01 (2026)
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00:05and pan yeah good yeah you see that i'm gonna be in chicago on broadway that's so fun if you
00:17happen
00:18to be in new york city july 4th 2023 come check out my opening night i think there might still
00:24be tickets we don't have to say 2023 because i'm dropping this tomorrow that's right yeah although
00:31for prosperity right i don't know should i do it again what do you think jane i don't know i
00:37don't
00:37do social media right yeah that's right okay here let me just have a look valerie huh we need to
00:43get
00:43you to hair and makeup oh yeah doing social media as per right gotta get the snm done i'm coming
00:50all
00:50right jane patience yeah are you sick i can't get sick no no allergies okay allergies been rehearsing
00:58for two weeks haven't met my cast yet so excited for them to for me to meet them you hit
01:04the door
01:04yep that's okay careful walking backwards right you'll get it you're new okay sorry jane everything
01:11okay did she block him no no you got us both no yeah i mean yeah i did okay you
01:19don't seem happy
01:21i'm sorry did i was like in your way no jane feels like you don't want to be here
01:28well i feel like i have to be okay is it um is it because of the money because i
01:38gave that to you
01:38as a friend uh this is uncomfortable no it isn't no i don't even think about that 25 000 i
01:46don't when
01:47i give something i give it with my heart okay i just i feel like i'm indentured no you're not
01:55no
01:56no you're you're paying me back by the work you're doing yeah that's what indentured means
02:01no no no no jane we've got we've got work to finish right i don't know about what don't you
02:09know
02:09jane what don't you know i gotta get into hair it's just it this feels like the doc we were
02:13doing
02:1310 years ago it's not new okay uh well i'll tell you what's new uh i've never been on stage
02:20before
02:22yeah got to la and went straight into guest stardom on sitcoms she's covering all that
02:27well if she can cover all that why do i have three cameras in there i don't know well i
02:33do because we
02:33want it to be good we both do valerie yeah we are waiting for you no you're not i'm on
02:38my way
02:39perfect okay that's good yeah all right you're on board let's do our doc valerie on broadway
02:45and describe it he came toward me with a pistol from my bureau did you fight him like a tiger
02:55he had strength and she had not and yet we both reach for the god oh yes oh yes oh
03:00yes we both oh
03:00yes we both oh yes we both reach for the gun the gun the gun the gun oh yes we
03:04both reach for the gun
03:12oh okay stop stop we have to stop again really oh yes okay oh yes oh yes oh yes you're
03:19not hitting
03:19the downbeat with your head your head bobs need to be much sharper uh-huh okay got it yeah and
03:26your
03:26lips aren't matching uh you're happy behind david okay who's david okay all right sorry sorry everyone
03:36okay i thought i'd have a chance to meet all of you and just say hello i'm valerie cherish you
03:41know
03:41so we could bond right yeah but i get it you've got a show tonight so no time to be
03:46polite i get it yeah
03:47okay yeah so you need to speed up speed up well now the nice man i was rehearsing with for
03:54two weeks
03:54have them slow it down a bit so that i could get it you know he did us no favors
03:59okay i'll get there
04:00when you have to get there now valerie this is your only rehearsal of the cast yeah it's just you
04:07know
04:07what it's just it's all so different that's all you know the music's really coming at me you know
04:12it's just so completely different from just the piano right and the drums wow are they too loud
04:18because it's no too much that's the beat that's the guide track for your head bouncing okay
04:25lc do you want to show valerie oh yes oh thank you great okay i'm gonna grab a water
04:30patience because i have a water
04:32all right take it from the bridge five six seven eight
04:51yeah that was yeah wow she's a dancer i'm not really gonna be able to hit it that hard i'm
04:58gonna snap something you know yeah and question is this the real housewives version yes this is the
05:06dumbed down version okay so this is the dumbed down uh-huh okay i'll tell you there's no audience
05:12so it's just so hard to feel if whether or not it's working it's not working
05:21yet right yeah okay yeah back on his lap okay another question um am i doing anything right
05:30you're so funny on the lines ah thank you darling sorry wish i had time to learn your name
05:36uh steven well what my name steven ah okay good yeah and we're bouncing on the drum beat same place
05:45five six seven eight
05:49oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both oh yes we both
05:53what are you doing with your hand
05:56trying to uh get the rhythm down so i can practice later in my hotel
06:02yeah just trying to save my neck
06:07yeah where's the nice one yeah all right jane jane oh there you are jane yeah i think all this
06:14is
06:14just ng all of it why don't we take a five that's great a five yeah let's do that mark
06:20this is hell
06:21okay this is hell can you hear me mark and mark it's nothing like the movie now i'm wondering maybe
06:28i should have seen the show before i said yes the music never stops song after song it's relentless
06:34you'd go nuts well musicals aren't our thing no yeah maybe i shouldn't come no don't come
06:40yeah i thought it would be fun it's not fun it's hard and boy they have an issue with every
06:45single
06:46thing i do now why don't you just quit you didn't even want to do this in the first place
06:50there's
06:51nothing else to do mark the writers are on strike i get to be in a broadway show you know
06:56i can't quit i have a contract i really can't quit you know how am i quitting me it's really
07:05hard no
07:05no and all those fans coming to see me for july 4th holiday oh wait do you hear this yeah
07:10so uh greg
07:12and i are in the break room and we're remembering you know stupid jokes that you're not allowed to tell
07:17anymore so i told the one about what's the valve so it's not allergies sorry that's all right no
07:24sorry gotta go we've got cove in here what do you care you had it a month ago you're immune
07:32yeah
07:38what are you doing on a costume oh i told you she'd quit i win no i'm not quitting i've
07:44got
07:44a positive covid test here yeah oh shit i'm getting married next week well but you're okay
07:53because this is from someone on my team she faked a covid test we get it valerie you can't do
07:58it
07:58okay who said i could can't dance i can't sing i'm not a broadway caliber performer why'd you ask me
08:06guess they were up to the v's okay well you're mean you're mean theater folk and i called equity my
08:12union rep said that you can't use my likeness for whatever it is that you're filming you want to
08:16talk unions do you know what's going on out there right now in the hall no on the street here
08:22and in
08:22los angeles the riders union is on strike and sag aftra is next and i'm here working with you i'm
08:30bobbing my head having a good time doesn't feel right doesn't feel right to me and i don't know how
08:38you're all allowed to be here doing summer stock while your brethren are out there on strike
08:43brethren okay jane let's just break down all the cameras and and go
08:52jane left she told the crew that she was immunocompromised and so she had to go
08:57can you cover your mouth please yeah um so okay where'd she go back to the hotel she went to
09:04la
09:05okay okay well good idea all right we need to go too yeah let's go to join your breath friend
09:14yes
09:15bye tv okay elsie you'll be doing roxy again
09:24you know what broadway doesn't care no matter how many hats and t-shirts say it does
09:31let's go i just want to thank everybody for their enthusiasm and for their commitment
09:41by showing up today to this strike
09:50it's very important that we stay strong and that we stay focused and not just on what is happening
09:56for us now but what we will need in the near future because ai is coming after all of us
10:06we must wake up and smell the coffee
10:17oh those are all too far away you know and then that no you only see half of her in
10:23most of these
10:23and then the close-up ones no that's i'm blocked by that wga sign i'll take well oh she's still
10:30here
10:30i'm gonna get it okay hi fran hi gallery cherish yes yes hi hi thank you for being here today
10:38well union important you know true that yeah i know can we get a quick pic of course
10:43oh yeah as long as it's quick yeah so much going on i know i feel like i just saw
10:49you somewhere where was that
10:51over there oh there's that signature wit yeah i don't know where was it no somewhere well i just got
10:59the women entertainment power 100 award at the gala were you there i wasn't no no i'm doing
11:06chicago on broadway oh yeah we're supposed to stop calling maybe could you go a little higher please
11:12yeah well you know what just didn't feel right being on stage during the writer's strike right
11:16exactly so i had to quit you know in solidarity yeah yeah that's very commendable thank you how's
11:22it going there great okay oh oh that's great yeah oh no no no no way in hell okay yeah
11:30that would
11:31need to be quick yeah i know but if you'd stop talking it would be yeah where was it though
11:35that
11:35i saw you can you give us a one two three please um one two three oh that's great okay
11:45well
12:04i know where it was hollywood ball i saw her she didn't see me and that's why she didn't know
12:13uh so what else podcast listeners what have i been doing um oh it's a wonderful old movie the
12:22other night on tv yeah uh goodbye girl such a great old movie yeah have you seen that one patience
12:29yeah looking it up okay goodbye girl american movie 1977 i wasn't born until 2003 oh and it's 2026 so
12:41that would make you 23 okay yeah oh that's why yeah should have told you i was watching it
12:50you know then you could have watched it we could have talked about it here you know then you'd be
12:55on the pod yeah next time um okay well what else do you have on my topics list um okay
13:05next is peach
13:06lipstick but we're at 41 minutes so you can stop okay yeah you have to sign off that's right
13:18thanks for listening to cherish the time i hope you did i did okay yeah well really need to have
13:28guests on mark mark honey on your way up from pickleball did you happen to see a package from
13:36amazon in the lobby for me i didn't log okay but isn't that front desk supposed to notify us
13:41is that the reason i have a front desk well things fall through the cracks so i do need those
13:47sneakers for my shoot tomorrow you know luckily they couldn't see my beat-up tree torrents in my
13:52self-tape why buying your own costume bow don't they have a wardrobe department it's a movie well
13:57it's an indie okay they don't have the money to do things right you know and she's a fitness trainer
14:02from the 80s period piece i don't understand why you had to even audition for some little movie
14:08you have a freaking emmy well business isn't the same as it used to be is that billy hello hello
14:15hello hi oh i i saw this on the front desk oh great yeah these are the sneakers for my
14:21indie shoot
14:21tomorrow you know the one you said is with that up-and-coming new director okay yeah great yeah
14:28here brought a housewarming gift oh isn't that nice okay beautiful
14:35there she is miss emmy place of honor oh yeah people like to see it housewarming gift
14:41it's been six months well my first visit and hi mark
14:48well what do you think think about what about what about these views
14:53right so sexy huh yeah we love it oh really needed a change you know mark and valerie's new chapter
15:02i couldn't be happier also so close to the business now in beverly hills west hollywood right
15:08no more driving in from brentwood no more brentwood yeah well well cary towers
15:13very fancy val very fancy isn't it you know elton john used to live on this floor actually floor below
15:21yeah well the truth is important so i was hoping the girl does your socials would be here too are
15:26you
15:26going to take this yes sure yeah um patience yeah she is here uh she's just she's lying down in
15:31mark's office poor thing as a migraine well i have exciting valerie news and i thought that you might
15:36want her to film it okay so that's why you're really here okay yeah i'll get her yeah she's been
15:41down in about an hour or so so it's always something with her huh well see val i didn't say
15:46it
15:46okay uh fragile yeah but worth it right because my socials are way up did you see that cute nivia
15:54post oh yeah is that a collab no it's to show that i'm open to collapse right yeah i'll get
15:59her so you
16:00can tell me my big news okay valerie cherish that's me are you ready to work again well been working
16:09working tomorrow no i know i meant where have i been right did two seasons of mrs hat was mrs
16:16hat
16:16nobody saw that well because it was on epics okay how many apps can a person have you know also
16:23i've
16:24got my podcast right cherish the time right well today i got a call from your old broadcast home
16:31the net oh didn't they go belly up though when they tried to switch to streaming they did but
16:35comspot communications bought them and their entire library so now they are the new net rebranding real
16:41smart yeah and they are offering valerie cherish please note that i said offer not audition
16:48noted a starring role in their new multi-camera comedy wow thrilling i could cry um in a multi-cam
16:59so sitcoms are making a comeback yeah knew they would you know people need a laugh
17:04now more than ever yeah oh okay what's it about i don't know okay what's the part i don't know
17:15well what do you know well i know that you're not gonna have to deal with any asshole writers
17:21it's being written by ai
17:25uh-huh now is is that allowed well it must be because they're doing it okay yeah can i see
17:32a
17:32script well there's no script yet they want to build it around the star oh wow yeah what's the
17:39problem pal you you said yes to mrs hat without seeing anything well no but because i knew what
17:45shows mandy had written on and i like them so yeah okay i mean i don't know what to say
17:54valerie
17:55i think i have been a good manager well billy you've been a great manager you were a great
18:00publicist you're great at everything well it doesn't seem like that right now it's not you
18:05billy okay it's without a script i could be signing up for a show about a stripper okay a sex
18:12worker
18:12that's what they like to be called now you think they're going to make a multi-cam about a 60
18:16year
18:16old sex worker is there any other show being written by ai already i don't know yeah you don't know
18:21okay alexa are there any ai written shows yet i don't know if i can help you with that okay
18:27see
18:28billy it's not ready billy keeps texting me
18:37i've been thinking mark i can't take that new net meeting you know i can't no i need writers to
18:44like
18:44me you know and ai is what that whole strike was about no it was about more than ai the
18:50streamer
18:51business model is transitioning no no ai was the villain okay i was there in the heat marching with
18:57those writers connecting with them that whole day uh-uh they'll think i'm a hypocrite what do you care
19:05writers never cared about you well okay but they still have power in tv not if ai works well and
19:12you're willing to throw away an ai written series because of this principled stand okay you know what
19:16then i'll do an ai series next year all right when everyone else is i've got a movie tomorrow so
19:23i've
19:23got to study my lines one work out away from a good mood don't wait until you've reached your
19:31office and now that's a tough transition you know billy talks like i'm only on finance students because
19:39you push for me what no no okay that's not true all right it's a reality show and they needed
19:45a
19:45financial expert all right and you work in finance and smart and real so yeah i will yeah perfect i
19:55have
19:55to say yeah i'm exactly loving it oh yeah what else would i do you can only pickle so much
20:05yeah well
20:05that's true oh well oh okay mark i gotta study my lines you only have six lines
20:19i'm gonna hand y'all okay night mark
20:34come on okay i'll get the nivea
20:44sure it's not broken yeah they said i just stepped on it wrong
20:48no one's here to meet me indie films you know small footprint better for the environment
20:57okay you look official oh hi so uh maybe you can help me i'm valerie cherish
21:04okay playing lana uh i don't see a lana she's the fitness trainer oh i have fitness trainer
21:15no lana yeah lana's the character name i gave her okay well uh day players got a holding in the
21:22dining room well here for the day doing all my stuff in one day not a day player okay yeah
21:32valerie hi i'm the director raha agarwal oh hi you i loved your self-tape thank you you brought
21:40what you wore oh sure did yeah oh amazing you know when i saw you in that crazy 80s getup
21:45i
21:45thought wow she knows how to make something out of nothing so fun that the fitness trainer is still
21:50stuck in the 80s well yeah but the script says uh in the 80s yeah everyone everyone's in the 80s
21:59so
21:59yeah no everyone's in their 80s are you sure yeah i wrote it well it looks like in the eight
22:07oh there's a
22:08crease oh i see it okay yeah so this isn't a period piece no it takes place today in a
22:15rest home
22:16it's about me and my grandmother ah that's sweet yeah so okay so then uh so she's a fitness trainer
22:23for the elderly right uh johnny will take care of you i've got to go set up a shot um
22:29oh and can
22:29you do your hair bigger to match that funny rainbow sweatband uh yeah can do uh okay so uh darlin
22:36you're
22:36gonna have to point me to hair and makeup well day players come as is uh-huh yeah definitely didn't
22:45hear me oh my lord and taylor valerie cherish oh it's a fan well hello you well hello you nice
22:55to
22:55meet you what's your name what's your name what's your name who's your daddy is he rich like me valerie
23:00it's tommy well hi tommy tommy tomlin i did guest cast hair on i'm it i covered you when mickey
23:09was
23:09on vacation that's right of course tommy oh sorry i didn't recognize you join the club i don't
23:17recognize myself news at 11 i'm bald i used to have that head of crazy red hair we were the
23:24two reds
23:24we were the two reds that's right oh oh so great to see you oh so are you doing the
23:30hair then no i'm
23:32not doing the hair then i live here you you live here no thank you for acting shocked but
23:39i'm 85 can you believe it no i can't no you look amazing yeah don't just stand there confused
23:47dear go around here you can do it where are the pas to herd the cattle oh god this is
23:56a real rat
23:57fuck oh yeah forgive my french who's this gender young thing uh this is patience she's my social media
24:04oh hi how is it that you are starring in this piece of judo oh well just helping out for
24:12the day
24:12you know no good deed and no wardrobe and no hair well excuse me i'm standing right here could you
24:20can you well sure i can my hands still work at least the right one does there's nothing else you
24:26can do
24:26here oh dirty out of the way star coming through oh stay or go irma stay or go valerie take
24:38a right
24:41you're gonna have to bump it up tommy you know just found out on the comic relief i have to
24:46find a
24:47way to make this funny being funny has never been a problem for you val everything you did on i
24:52meant
24:52it was hilarious should i keep shooting that yeah oh yeah that episode where becky went to
24:58jamaica uh-huh for the office retreat you had that cute accent don't expect me to touch your
25:03cola nuts yeah that's right cola nuts oh funny line yeah that was the last minute pitch from the floor
25:12mickey
25:13and i just about peter panties yeah we nearly ruined the take how is mickey oh well um no we
25:21lost mickey
25:23yeah he passed away covet covet yeah the first round covet og i call it i've had it five times
25:33in here
25:33oh i must be a tank yeah we're lucky miss jeres yeah lucky to be alive every day
25:42is a blessing that's right yeah i agree you were even funny on that mrs hat oh funny on a
25:49detective
25:50show that's hard you had epics no no no roku everybody in here likes to leave it to beaver channel
25:56uh-huh music out and action okay everybody is blocking miss jeres you're busy lift those legs just
26:08like me keep them pumping you're only one workout away from a good mood don't wait till you've reached
26:16your goal to feel proud of yourself it's up to you to start making healthy choices today
26:21hey is he okay or is this a bit i only got the one page okay he's having a cardiac
26:28event let's
26:29step away oh it's not a bit it's not over here get up get up get up oh is he
26:34gonna be okay we have a
26:36very competent step move move let him through valerie stay in touch i slipped my email into your purse
26:43it's tt27 at aol.com oh my god so sorry about this we'll clear it up and get back to
26:50you okay clear
26:51we're not gonna get to you today this is a whole mess happened yesterday too oh same guy no we'll
26:58get
26:58to you tomorrow oh i can't come back here well then you won't be in the movie oh shoot you
27:04sure you
27:05don't want to change oh no we got we gotta go no because what if that poor man comes to
27:09and they
27:09want to oh billy's calling back yeah hi billy yeah okay listen i'm being stupid okay so just set that
27:18new net meeting whenever you can yeah okay gotta move yeah okay uh so also billy this was not a
27:27low
27:27budget movie it was a no budget movie okay there was no yeah we're moving we are moving okay she's
27:34got
27:34a boot on oh it's not for us okay um i also billy how is this an up-and-coming
27:42director she's 12 and it's a
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