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Leverage Redemption S03E03
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00:08I'm going to miss you so much, Dad.
00:13But your grandson will carry on your name.
00:16I promise.
00:39I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:41Wait.
00:41Who are these people?
00:43We're not done saying goodbye.
00:44Hi, Pete Luna, a gift of time.
00:46So sorry, sweetheart.
00:47Got to move fast with these things.
00:48What things?
00:50So your dad didn't tell you?
00:51Tell me what?
00:52Stop!
00:53That's my father!
00:54Man, if you ever loved him, you don't want to do that.
00:56None of this works if we don't get the body cooled down ASAP.
01:00None of what works?
01:02Cryonics.
01:02Let's get this ice moving.
01:03You know, like Ted Williams?
01:04What?
01:04A lot of people think Disney did it, too.
01:06It's just a nerve from legend.
01:07You're not phrasing my father.
01:08No, we call it vitrification.
01:09I don't care what you call it.
01:11We are his family, and we decide what happens to his body.
01:13Yeah.
01:14No.
01:15See, your dad, he signed a contract.
01:17Wait.
01:18Here, this one is your copy.
01:20Excuse me.
01:20Um, yeah, feel free to bring that to your attorney,
01:23but I assure you all the I's are dotted and the T's are crossed,
01:25but don't worry.
01:27Your father's body will be safe with us,
01:29so long as you pay the storage fees.
01:32Storage fees?
01:35Storage fees?
02:00What Luna didn't tell us that day was that at the seven-year mark,
02:03those fees would balloon.
02:05There's a trigger in the contract, which I'm sure my father signed under duress.
02:09You don't think he signed on his own free will?
02:11I never once heard my father mention anything about cryonics.
02:15You think he was manipulated?
02:17Hey, Mom, you rascal, get over here.
02:20I didn't know it at the time, but the day I told my dad I was pregnant was the very
02:25same
02:26day he got his terminal cancer diagnosis.
02:28It was also the same day he signed that evil contract.
02:31Huh?
02:32Peter Luna preyed on your father in his darkest hour.
02:36My dad was not some narcissist who wanted to live forever.
02:42He just wanted to believe that he could meet his grandchild.
02:46And now his body storage fees are bankrupting us.
02:50My mom and dad started this nursery from scratch after they immigrated from Madagascar.
02:54It's a family business.
02:56By the end of the month, it'll belong to Peter Luna.
02:58Not the outcome your father would have wanted.
03:00It's the opposite.
03:02Family was everything to my dad.
03:05Let me tell you something.
03:06You see that banana tree?
03:08In Madagascar, there's an old folktale my dad used to tell us all the time.
03:13When God created the first man and woman,
03:15he gave them a choice in how they die.
03:17They can either die like the moon or like the banana tree.
03:20The moon dies every month and is resurrected in a cycle that repeats forever.
03:24The banana tree dies only once and it's gone forever.
03:28But before it dies, it sends out little green shoots that become new banana trees.
03:35And here's your little green shoot.
03:38Exactly.
03:40Can you help us?
03:47Peter Luna.
03:49He seems nice.
03:50He draws oncology wards looking for patients who've just been given a terminal diagnosis.
03:57He convinces them that they're going to be resurrected in the very near future
04:01when medical technology is advanced enough to save them.
04:05Despite the fact that no one's ever been revived and the technology doesn't work,
04:09he gets them to sign on the dotted line.
04:11And after they die,
04:13he slowly bankrupts the family until he owns it all.
04:18Including the body.
04:19And why does he keep all the bodies?
04:21There's a question with no good answers.
04:23Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
04:25but I have reviewed the contract and it is solid.
04:27What he's doing is all perfectly legal.
04:28Of course it is,
04:30because the U.S. isn't so much a country as it is a giant Ponzi scene.
04:33Now people have a right to decide what to do with their body after they die.
04:37What if I said I wanted to be taxidermy like that
04:40and installed right about there?
04:41I would respect your choice.
04:43Probably never come back here again.
04:44Well, FYI, you can do whatever you want with my meat sack.
04:47Hardison and I won't be needing ours anymore once we get our robot bodies.
04:51Thank you very much.
04:52Meat sack?
04:53Mm.
04:55Elliot?
04:56Oh, he wants to be torn apart and eaten by a pack of wolves
05:00so he can be a part of the pack forever,
05:02for every generation to come.
05:04How do you know that?
05:06I've never said that out loud.
05:09I was just going to go with cremated,
05:11but the wolf thing sounds, that sounds cool.
05:13What about you, Sophie?
05:15I just want to be buried beside Nate.
05:18I didn't expect this job to affect me so much,
05:20because, Parker, yeah, our bodies are just vessels.
05:24They're vessels that we love,
05:27that we live with.
05:29If anyone were to steal Nate's body, I...
05:38Laying our loved ones to rest, in whatever way feels right,
05:43it gives us rest, too.
05:45I'm sorry, I...
05:46I apologize.
05:48You're right.
05:50Let's give this guy hell.
05:54We should Christmas carol him.
05:56We're not doing the Christmas carol thing.
05:58You know how many times Hardison tried that?
06:00There's too many moving parts.
06:01Okay.
06:01So Hardison couldn't.
06:03Now, it's too soon to be pitching cons.
06:06We need to investigate this guy further.
06:10Yeah.
06:12I got into the security cameras.
06:14There are five other businesses besides Peter Luna's.
06:16Can't believe such a normal-looking building
06:18is housing an army of sub-zero undead.
06:21Yeah, well, most military cryonics research facilities
06:24are all the same.
06:25The normal buildings are upstairs.
06:27Labs, they're in the basement.
06:29Just in case something goes wrong,
06:30they can lock it down.
06:32Wait, are you telling me you fought zombies?
06:34Oh, yeah.
06:36All right, Brianna tracked flowers
06:38going to Peter Luna's office.
06:41That's our ticket.
06:44We didn't rehearse a slap.
06:46You think it's funny?
06:47Can you really end me like that?
06:48Babe, babe, I didn't even notice it, okay?
06:50I don't know what I'm doing.
06:51I'm an idiot.
06:52Of course you didn't,
06:52because you only think of yourself.
06:54Right on time.
06:54My flowers, thank you.
06:55No, no, no, no.
06:56I need these.
06:57I need these.
06:59I left it in the van.
07:00Listen to me, okay?
07:01I posted a picture of my wife yesterday
07:03and put it on the Internet,
07:04and she said her hair was messed up, okay?
07:06It looked fine to me.
07:07She said something about flyaways.
07:08I don't know what those are.
07:09You are the only thing standing in the way
07:11of me making up with my wife
07:13and me sleeping on the couch for a week.
07:15I have a heart.
07:23Ma'am?
07:24Ma'am?
07:25You need to check in?
07:27Ma'am?
07:29Oh, wow.
07:30That is a gorgeous chair.
07:33Titanium, huh?
07:34Probably light as a feather.
07:35And you got the top-of-the-line power assist unit.
07:38You?
07:39No wheelchairs?
07:40Well, I'm a veteran,
07:41so I got a lot of friends in chairs,
07:42but their chairs are not as pretty as yours,
07:45I'll tell you that.
07:46Then again,
07:48my friends are not as pretty as you.
07:50Well, that's an awfully sweet thing of you to say.
07:53Just because somebody says something sweet
07:54doesn't mean it's not true, Ivy.
07:57How are you with electronics?
07:59I'm all right.
08:00Maybe after I get these flowers dropped off,
08:02you can help me with my phone.
08:04What's wrong with their phone?
08:06Well, your number's not in there.
08:12Hello.
08:13Well, hello there.
08:15Hi, uh, for Bobby.
08:17That's me.
08:18Oh, well, flowers for Bobby.
08:20Oh, I ordered them,
08:21but I'm not the recipient.
08:22Bobby, get in here!
08:24Would you excuse me, please?
08:30Somebody got you flowers?
08:33I got them for you.
08:34Well, Danielle,
08:37isn't today the anniversary?
08:39Oh, right.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Cool.
08:42Who is Danielle?
08:46When's my next ice bath treatment?
08:47Oh, shoot.
08:49Oh, I forgot to schedule it.
08:56I assume this means
08:58you also forgot
08:59to refill my HGH prescription?
09:03Oh.
09:03Mm-hmm.
09:04Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:05I'll fix it.
09:07Afraid of aging slash dying.
09:10Can I make it up to you
09:11with some lunch?
09:13Someplace nice?
09:14My treat?
09:14No, can't do.
09:15I got an appointment.
09:17Oh.
09:18I didn't see anything on your schedule.
09:20Well, it's not business.
09:21It's personal.
09:23Who is he?
09:25Or who is she?
09:31Bobby?
09:32Mm-hmm?
09:46Miss unrequited crush on my boss
09:48may just be our way in.
09:50Hey, Parker,
09:51see if there's access
09:52through the neighboring office.
09:57Hi, Garrett.
09:59I'm here for the interview.
10:01Interview?
10:02What's who?
10:03Oh, idiots.
10:04I forgot the name.
10:05Lydia?
10:06Yes!
10:07Lydia.
10:09Morning, girl.
10:12What's up?
10:19Psst.
10:20Do you want to hear something spooky?
10:22Always.
10:24They're keeping frozen bodies in the basement.
10:27Huh?
10:27Yeah.
10:28Like, some kind of cryonics thing.
10:31I got lost and ended up down there super creepy.
10:35Maybe, like, Frankenstein's lab or something.
10:40I, uh, gotta use a restroom.
10:43So, uh, if Lydia comes out before I get back,
10:45will you just tell her?
10:47Of course.
10:55Come on, man.
10:56Don't trip me around.
10:57I hate those parks.
10:58And you'll have them, Tom.
10:59I told you I have three clients
11:00who are going to default in two weeks.
11:02And what if they don't?
11:02I'll make sure that they do.
11:04Good.
11:04Because I got a retired CEO
11:06that wants to take up tennis again
11:08and he needs tendons.
11:09Believe me, Tom.
11:10In two weeks,
11:10you're going to be swimming in tendons.
11:14I can't swim in tendons.
11:17You're going to be swimming in tendons.
11:19Oh, okay.
11:21Oh, you know what's so unfair, Tom?
11:25Death is such a sad and sappy, wasteful event.
11:30Now, I've single-handedly monetized the entire process
11:33from the moment my client dies
11:35through their seven years of cold storage
11:37till I sell their bodies for parts.
11:40And instead of nominating me
11:42for a friggin' Nobel Prize,
11:44you want to know what my clients' families do, Tom?
11:46Well, they whine.
11:47And they complain about me stealing bodies
11:50that are lawfully mine.
11:51I mean, the future, Tom,
11:54is the free market.
11:55I guess we know why he refuses to return the bodies.
11:58He's running a human chop shop.
12:00Not on my bloody watch.
12:06I want to stop this guy in his tracks
12:08so we hit him hard and fast.
12:09I'm going to pose as a client
12:11and get him out of his office.
12:13Parker, you're going to get in and ransack it.
12:15Brianna, you're on digital assets.
12:18Crypto, bank accounts, shell companies.
12:20This creep's wearing a Patek Philippe watch
12:23and designer clothing.
12:24He's got money,
12:25and we're going to find it.
12:29Welcome.
12:30Come in.
12:32Hi.
12:34Um, I'm looking for, um,
12:38Peter Luna.
12:39Peter's in a meeting right now,
12:40but I can help you.
12:41I'm Bobby.
12:42Oh.
12:45I don't mean to pry,
12:46but are you all right?
12:47Oh.
12:48I'm sorry.
12:49I, um,
12:50I don't even know what I'm doing here.
12:53I know nothing about, um, cryonics.
12:56I, uh,
12:58I just received some very bad news.
13:01Oh, sweetheart.
13:02I'm so sorry.
13:05Can I get you anything?
13:06Coffee?
13:07Water?
13:10I'll take the elixir of life if you have it.
13:13If we had it, I'd give it to you.
13:15But I can offer you the next best thing.
13:17Three fingers of good whiskey, though.
13:20I was talking about time.
13:22That's what cryonics is about.
13:24It's not sci-fi or make-believe
13:26or the elixir of life.
13:28It's the process by which we take back
13:31control of the clock.
13:33We?
13:33Oh, uh,
13:35cryonics is not just my job.
13:36It's my passion.
13:37Are you a client as well?
13:39More than that.
13:40I was the company's first investor.
13:42How did you get into it?
13:46Many years ago.
13:47My boss, Peter,
13:49oh, he's a genius.
13:50Well, he was married to this woman named Danielle.
13:54She was an ER nurse
13:55who was exposed to hepatitis C
13:57while she was treating a patient.
13:58She died ten years ago.
14:00Three months before the cure was announced.
14:04If only she'd had a bit more time.
14:06Yes.
14:07Yes.
14:08She could have lived a long, healthy life.
14:12When I met Peter and he told me that story,
14:14I knew that cryonics was my mission in life.
14:18So much unnecessary suffering could be avoided
14:20if we could only give people more time.
14:24Peter still hasn't gotten over losing Danielle.
14:28But thanks to cryonics,
14:29he's got all the time in the world to do it.
14:31And I'll be waiting when he does.
14:35In a work-related sense.
14:37And you can have that time, too.
14:42Home in a bar.
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:46Why, hello.
14:47I see you've met my girl Friday.
14:50Isn't she great?
14:52Why don't you step into my office
14:53so we can talk to her key?
14:55Mm.
15:04Now, if you've spent any time at all
15:07researching the cryonics space,
15:09you'll find that our prices
15:11are much more affordable than our competitors.
15:14How do you manage that?
15:15Oh, not gonna lie, it's a struggle.
15:18I've gone without a meal more than once,
15:20but I believe that it is my calling
15:24to democratize cryonics.
15:27The gift of time.
15:29Well, it should be just that.
15:31A gift, not something sold to the highest bidder.
15:35A future where only wealthy elites
15:38have access to life-extending technology.
15:40That's no future at all.
15:42Cryonics should be for the everyday folks, too.
15:44The moms and pops who keep our great country running.
15:48Folks like you, and me.
15:53And even Bobby.
15:57Now, what do I gotta do
15:58to get you into a contract today?
16:01I'm sorry, I...
16:03I don't think I can do this today.
16:04Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?
16:06Uh, look, it all sounds wonderful in theory,
16:09but I think I should come back another day,
16:11take a look around.
16:12I just keep imagining myself
16:14in an ice tray in the back of the freezer.
16:17No, I completely understand.
16:19It's not like that.
16:20It's very state-of-the-art.
16:21Matter of fact,
16:23why don't I take you downstairs,
16:24give you a tour right now?
16:25Oh.
16:29I'm gonna be taking her down for a tour.
16:36You gave me a flint for a dollar.
16:38Hey!
16:39What the hell are you doing?
16:40Don't come back or I'm calling the cops!
16:43Just how secure is this facility?
16:45Uh, you know, I assure you,
16:47that's never happened before.
16:49Uh, it's Bobby's fault.
16:51I will talk to her.
16:53Come on.
16:55Come on.
17:02Uh, is-is there a dead body in each of these?
17:06Oh, no, ma'am.
17:08Just temporarily vitrified clients
17:11awaiting reanimation.
17:13They may be legally dead,
17:15but not to us.
17:17Miss Chang looking radiant as ever.
17:19Mr. Anderson.
17:21Oh!
17:21Cold enough for you?
17:24Also, why do you need an operating room?
17:27Aren't the clients already dead when they arrive?
17:29It's for when we revive them, of course.
17:34Okay, the only money I can find
17:36with Peter Luna's name on it
17:37is a savings account
17:38with a measly $2,000 in it.
17:41That's not bespoke suit money.
17:43Where's this guy keeping his cash?
17:45Not here.
17:46And not cash.
17:54So, we're dealing with a guy
17:55who's purposely defrauding clients...
17:57And that stopped you right there.
17:58You're about to tell us it's legal again, aren't you?
18:00Grate so.
18:01America!
18:01Peter's not defrauding anybody
18:03because he's not falsely representing what he's doing.
18:05He's just burying it deep in that legalese
18:07so that all the desperate clients that he targets
18:09don't notice the payment increases
18:11or that they lose the bodies if there's a default.
18:13You're skimming off body parts like old classic cars.
18:16Exactly.
18:16Now, you can't sell blood or organs for transplant,
18:19but if the cadaver is legally obtained,
18:21you can sell it for, as you say, parts.
18:24Who are the buyers?
18:25Uh, well, research institutes, medical schools,
18:29CEOs with tennis...
18:32elbow...
18:32This is a lot of people.
18:33Check it out.
18:34So, knees go for about $650 a pop.
18:36A hand-forearm-shoulder combo,
18:38that'll run you $900.
18:40A spinal column costs about the same.
18:42A heart will set you back, $500.
18:43Same thing as a kidney.
18:45Corneas, that's actually in very high demand.
18:48A pair of those go for $6,000.
18:51A brain for $600, add a zero,
18:52and you can get the whole intact head.
18:57There's 4,000 tendons in the human body,
19:00and those can cost up to $1,000 apiece.
19:04So, yeah, there's a market.
19:07Well, luckily for Giselle and her family,
19:12legal yet morally depraved is exactly in our wheelhouse.
19:15Hey, Parker, show them what you found.
19:17Ah, a receipt for currency-to-gold transaction.
19:20Gold?
19:21What is this, the Wild West?
19:22All those guys hoard gold.
19:24It's part of the whole libertarian thing.
19:26Civilization goes down, you've got the physical asset.
19:28But the physical assets take up space,
19:29so where is he hiding this big old box of gold?
19:32Well, that's a good question,
19:33because I did a deep dive to find Pete's assets,
19:36and while he doesn't keep a whole bunch of cash on hand,
19:38he holds title to seven properties in a 50-mile radius,
19:42one of which is 18 acres of straight-up swamp.
19:46All right, well, it's gonna take us years to search all that.
19:48Well, little miss Bobby was wearing a Laura Ashley dress from 1992
19:53in a Timex, and she didn't seem to know who Tendon Tom was,
19:56so I'm guessing she's in the dark
19:59about Pete's sick little side hustle,
20:01and if we could turn her...
20:03Ah, so fast.
20:04Brianna.
20:06Okay, remember those flowers that Bobby brought for Peter?
20:09Well, they were actually for Peter's dead wife's grave.
20:12Yeah, Bobby's down bad for Peter.
20:14We'll be trying to turn her.
20:15She's just gonna flip more to his side.
20:18Okay.
20:19The floor is open for con pictures.
20:22Flying Dutchman.
20:23Too messy.
20:23Alligator alley.
20:24Where are we gonna find a team of oxen two days before Christmas?
20:27Sister wives.
20:27Not in this economy.
20:28Well, we could run the Burning Man, you know,
20:30use the bonfires on the levee for Christmas Eve.
20:37We can't Christmas carol him.
20:39Which Christmas carol are we trying to do again, huh?
20:41Oh, oh, how about
20:42Good King Wenceslaus looked out
20:45on the feast of Stephen.
20:48No.
20:48Wait, what?
20:48No.
20:49A Christmas carol.
20:51Like the Dickens story?
20:52You know, the one where the three ghosts,
20:53they meet Ebenezer Scrooge for Christmas Eve,
20:55and they show him the error of his ways,
20:57and they convince him to embrace the generosity
20:59of the Christmas spirit all year long.
21:01How do you not know this?
21:02Are you, seriously?
21:02I didn't have parents.
21:03I didn't either, but there's like a ton of books.
21:06I'm not much of a reader.
21:06And like 11 film adaptations.
21:08It doesn't ring a bell.
21:09You know Good King Wenceslaus,
21:10but you do not know a Christmas carol.
21:13Have to remember, Parker was essentially feral
21:16when we met her.
21:16We can't Christmas carol him
21:18because we don't do ghosts, okay?
21:19He's never going to believe in a ghost.
21:20No, but you don't get it.
21:21You don't get it.
21:22In my plan,
21:25Peter is the ghost.
21:27I hate to discourage you,
21:29but this is a guy that uses dead grandpas
21:30to bankrupt single moms.
21:32I'm not sure we're going to change his heart.
21:33I'm not sure he has a heart.
21:34Well, we don't need to change him.
21:36All we have to do is scare him bad enough,
21:38make him lead us to the gold hidden
21:40somewhere on his property.
21:42Okay.
21:43Nice trip.
21:46Go ahead and say it.
21:48Let's go steal the ghosts of Christmas.
22:16Bobby, honey,
22:17nothing would make me happier
22:18than spending Christmas Eve with you,
22:19but I'm swamped.
22:21At this rate,
22:21I'll be stuck in the office all night.
22:23We'll spend New Year's Eve together, okay?
22:25Gotta go.
22:26Watch it, jerk!
22:56He's dead.
23:03Okay, places.
23:04My little choir,
23:06the performance is about to begin.
23:07Time to warm up those voices.
23:09Repeat after me.
23:10You know you need unique New York.
23:12Red jello,
23:13red jello.
23:13Just an update on what's going on in the building.
23:16Sorry, yeah,
23:17so we are clear,
23:18except for that Christmas Eve party
23:19at the insurance company above Luna's office.
23:23Hey, there's Parker's little goth buddy.
23:42Massive errors in cranial reassembly.
23:46entity likely unsuitable for knowledge work.
23:50Who else?
23:51Where, where am I?
23:55Who, who are you?
24:05Time's up!
24:06Time's up!
24:07Time's up!
24:08Time's up!
24:09Damn, St. Nick, slow down.
24:12Okay, Sophie,
24:13cue the ghost of Christmas past.
24:15Hey!
24:18You're still alive!
24:23You can't freeze me!
24:27Oh!
24:29Ah, you're not being vitrified.
24:31You're being revived.
24:33Why is everything so blurry?
24:35That's just your retinas coming back online.
24:37It can take up to 48 hours.
24:39It's like retinas.
24:41Oh.
24:42Hey,
24:42you're that lady that came by the other day.
24:46The other day?
24:47Oh.
24:49That was 30 years ago.
24:51But tragically,
24:53you died in a car accident that Christmas Eve.
24:57But I'm not dead.
24:59But you were.
25:01So was I, actually.
25:03But death can be reversed,
25:04and they woke me six months ago
25:08when they cured cancer.
25:10Now I work as a reanimation,
25:12specialist,
25:13which is just a fancy way of saying
25:15that I help others
25:16with the re-entry process,
25:17such as myself.
25:19Lady,
25:20you're high.
25:25Oh!
25:26Oh, Mr. Luna,
25:29you must try to calm down.
25:31You're putting an awful lot of pressure
25:33on a heart that hasn't beat
25:35in three decades.
25:36There have been many advancements,
25:40but cryonics only works once.
25:43If you die again,
25:44it's for keeps.
25:46Prove it.
25:46Prove that I died.
25:48But I'm worried about your heart.
25:50Prove it!
25:51Oh, dear.
25:52Well,
25:53this will be difficult to see.
25:55A horrific crash caught on camera.
25:58A black Dodge Charger plowing...
26:00Oh, it was terrible.
26:02But at least you didn't suffer.
26:04How come I'm not all messed up?
26:06It was a closed head wound
26:08that left the rest of you
26:10largely unscathed.
26:11I'm told it looked like
26:13applesauce in there.
26:15Oh, isn't science a wonder?
26:19Anyway,
26:20here's your obituary.
26:27There.
26:28I'm afraid this next one may be
26:30a smidge distressing.
26:36It appears no one showed up
26:38for your funeral.
26:39Not even Bobby.
26:41Bobby?
26:42That gold digger
26:43slash stage five clicker?
26:45Yeah, I've all broken up about it.
26:49Sorry.
26:50Father Christmas?
26:50This chimney is shut down.
26:53Yo, Elliot,
26:54I got a plastered Sinterklaas
26:56trying to go downstairs.
26:57I just shut down that elevator,
26:59but he's headed to the stairwell.
27:00There's no telling
27:01where old Per Noel's
27:02going to go from there.
27:02I told you,
27:03there's too many moving parts
27:04for this con.
27:05There's too many moving parts
27:06in your mouth.
27:08Hey,
27:09Merry Christmas.
27:10Easy, homie.
27:12A little too quick?
27:16It's more of a Krampus,
27:17I guess.
27:20The Peter Luna.
27:22I can't believe it.
27:23What is it the old people say?
27:25I stan you.
27:27No cap.
27:28Ha ha ha.
27:28You know who I am?
27:29Oh, you really have no idea.
27:31I'm so sorry.
27:33Where are my manners?
27:35Ashton Mountibank,
27:37the owner of Gift of Time Incorporate,
27:38well, the new owner anyway.
27:40My private equity group,
27:42well, one of my private equity groups,
27:43bought your biz at a bankruptcy last year.
27:45A funny story.
27:47I had actually forgotten
27:48that I had bid in the online auction
27:50until I received the email
27:52saying that I had won.
27:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
27:55But I didn't go bankrupt.
27:57No, you didn't.
27:58But you did die.
27:59And everyone that came after you
28:01didn't have your genius.
28:02But you're alive now,
28:04and bro,
28:05you're going to be so psyched
28:06to hear how things are now.
28:08Regulations have been slashed.
28:10There are no government agencies.
28:12None.
28:12Everything.
28:13And I mean everything is for sale.
28:16I've got a snow leopard in my car right now.
28:18Taxes actually go down
28:20the more money you make.
28:21Honestly,
28:21I don't know how we got that last one
28:23through Congress.
28:23Of course, I'm kidding.
28:24I do know it was money
28:26and lots of it.
28:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
28:28Ayo!
28:30But how are you feeling?
28:32Like I died and went to heaven?
28:40hey pal can you help me out with this absolutely what do you need bro a little tighter no i
28:47need
28:47it off oh no can't do bro i own you you can't own a person 100% owning a person
28:55would be wrong
28:56but you're not a person you're an foe okay um listen to me i am not your enemy i swear
29:04no no no no no no i'm sorry not foe f dot o dot e dot stands for fully owned
29:13entity fully owned
29:15entity your original idea which was brilliant was to hedge your cryonics business with a body
29:23brokering sideline i have always been a little bit more interested in the future labor potential
29:29of cryonics basically why sell a human being in parts when you can own the whole thing and it's
29:38all perfectly legal oh then what am i a slave oh oh oh no no no no no no no
29:44slavery is illegal
29:45slavery is immoral you are an indentured servant and when you've worked off your debt you're free
29:50to go live your reanimated life how long is that going to take the basic formula is twice the amount
29:56of time spent in suspended animation which in your case would be 60 years 60 years because i'm a fan
30:02i'd now get down to 50 50 years life expectancy is twice what it used to be so it's more
30:07like 25
30:10hold that though ah i have to take this it's my supreme court justice
30:18are you double jointed no claustrophobic why
30:23do you have any experience mining cobalt cobalt don't worry bro we're gonna find you a great job
30:32peter luna i love my life
30:39hey elliot can you bring the goths from the stairwell they just left that party early and i don't trust
30:44that little freak garrett i'd love to i'm a little busy right now santa gave me the slip can't you
30:50just
30:50follow the reindeer tracks
30:53i lifted the master key off the janitor
31:00i can't believe there are real dead bodies just a few feet away from us
31:05you know i think i may have underestimated you gary
31:09it's garrett
31:11i don't care
31:14why why did i do it why god hey here's the interview lady
31:18i snuck back in to look at one of the bodies and oh my god i don't think they're they're
31:22not dead
31:23not really i opened one up and it it hit me and i don't know
31:43hey um you gotta help me that's what i'm here for yeah oh so listen i'm not really ill for
31:50um
31:51manual labor i need you to help me escape
31:54oh i won't do that and we should not discuss such things
31:57wait a second hold on but i saved your life so i think that you owe me
32:01ignore that
32:03just the old pipes
32:06it's futile you and i are foes we don't exist outside these walls no ids no documents
32:18no bank accounts
32:20what can we encounter the police the police the police are a subscription service and foes are not
32:31eligible
32:32the only authority that applies to us are the retrieval specialists bounty hunters
32:38they prowl the district searching for escaped foes
32:43the minute you break the perimeter of this building they're legally allowed to harvest you
32:48harvest you
32:49sell you in parts to the highest bidder even if you were let's say to miraculously evade every
32:55retrieval specialist in the district you'd still have to find money to hire a coyote
33:00to show you how to reach the free lands
33:04what am i even saying i shouldn't even be speaking about this
33:14how's it going in here
33:15well you know just cleared three simultaneous crises without breaking the sweat so
33:21hold up
33:25oh bobby you gotta get some self-respect
33:30i'll handle her
33:35uh guys so i just i wanted to say good job on the santa and the goths there's one little
33:40complication peter's gone
33:56well well
33:58well well
33:59a lost lamb
34:01leave me alone
34:03nah where's the fun in that
34:06i have i have a weapon
34:08i tell you what
34:10you show me yours
34:13i'll show you mine
34:15they see this knife
34:17it's coated in komodo dragon saliva
34:19the nastiest bacteria in the world
34:21what a little nick
34:23and the poison is in your bloodstream
34:24and you will beg me to harvest you
34:32there's no help
34:34for foes who break perimeter
34:42accompany me if you wish to survive
34:47and stay down
34:48this area's crawling with retrieval specialists
35:00is this the van of the future
35:02no and you're damn lucky it's not
35:11are you a coyote
35:14we prefer the term resistance fighters
35:19but if you're asking if i can get you out of the district
35:21the answer is
35:22do you have anything valuable enough to buy your freedom
35:25i have money
35:27as in currency
35:28because that's not a thing anymore
35:29i have gold
35:35now we're talking
35:37so you've been frozen over 30 years
35:40that's what they told me
35:41yeah
35:42so you died and woke up in this late stage capitalist hellscape
35:46by the way what did you say you did before you died as a professional
35:49uh i was in the non-profit area
35:52so noble
35:54i knew i liked you
36:13for someone in non-profit that's a whole lot of profit
36:16what can i say i'm a saver
36:19okay that's a pretty good hiding place for your gold but what about danielle's remains
36:25that's the genius of it
36:27there never was a danielle
36:29it's a perfect cover story
36:31here
36:32help me load this
36:39there should be just enough gold to get us to the free lands
36:42speaking of which
36:43this is very important
36:45should we be separated
36:46for any reason
36:47you must follow the fires to the free lands
36:50okay
36:52got it
37:13follow the fires to the free lands follow the fires to the free lands follow the fires to the
37:17uh-huh
37:20yes yes yes yes yes okay okay all right uh don't harvest me bro uh free lands
37:27free lands
37:28free lands
37:41they gotta make it out of the district
37:43is this the free lands
37:47yes yes yes yes yes mary
37:50what is it christmas
37:51mary christmas
37:57this is
37:58what
38:00what i mean didn't we cure cancer
38:16oh you think you're gonna get away with this
38:19well i'm going to sue you
38:22into the next millennium
38:24okay
38:24i was gonna call the cops
38:28holy crap
38:29holy crap okay you gotta help me i've been the victim of a crime these people
38:35listen they were right here
38:38okay yeah listen listen listen okay so what happened was this they told me they told me that i died
38:44and i came back and they thawed me and it's the future but i figured it out because we still
38:49have cancer and then this guy came with a blow and he had come on a dragon sliver
38:54is this is this the guy ma'am yeah yeah that's him that's the guy who stole my van i
39:00think he's on what that's the girl who wants michael i think he means this yeah found this in the
39:05back of my van
39:09that's a lie she's lying
39:11this pupa's a blonde i think he's on something atropine or ketamine probably
39:1572 hour cycle works for me
39:18all right pal let's go
39:20doesn't work for me
39:21ow
39:22ow
39:23oh god
39:24oh god
39:25oh god
39:27oh god
39:44bobby
39:46where were you why didn't you bail me out i think my days of bailing you out are over
39:55oh bobby i'll handle her it appears no one showed up for your funeral not even bobby bobby that gold
40:05digger
40:05slash stage five clicker yeah i've all broken up about it
40:10there never was a danielle it's a perfect cover story
40:15hey
40:15what are you doing to my office closing it
40:18you can't do that it's my company
40:20it was your company i was your first investor peter remember and i called my note
40:24you know the loan i gave you that you promised to pay back but never did
40:28i own the company now and i've decided to sell it off in parts
40:31oh you know how that works right
40:33bobby bobby bobby i'm gonna i'm gonna pay you back um as soon as i find my gold
40:38you mean the profit that you siphoned off without my knowledge or consent and didn't pay taxes on yet somehow
40:43i'm the gold digger
40:44yeah i talked to them about that
40:46to be honest i don't even think they might be your biggest problem
40:49apparently you owe this guy some tendons
40:51looks like he's gonna collect those one way or another
40:56bobby please um
40:58you know
41:01this is bigger than you and me
41:02the company that i built that we built that we built
41:06is vital
41:07to the survival of humanity
41:09don't talk to me about humanity
41:11you don't have any
41:12no moral principles
41:13no high ideals
41:15everything you say and do is a lie
41:17you see people as a bunch of parts you can extract value from
41:21you don't cheat death
41:23you just cheat
41:26you will die someday peter
41:29and i won't be at your funeral
41:34ben kasim akundro was a wonderful man
41:38a devoted husband
41:40an amazing dad
41:42and would have been the world's best grandpa
41:45but he lived and died like the banana tree
41:48so as the family he created we now have the honor
41:52of carrying on his legacy
42:12you're coming back to the bar having a little christmas get together
42:15i think i'm gonna go see my mom
42:17this job kind of made me realize i've got a second chance with it thanks to you
42:21there's never really enough time
42:23i don't want to waste it
42:24wow
42:25merry christmas mr wilson
42:27let's do
42:40okay what did i say what did i say i told everyone and you were like
42:44even hardison can't do it
42:46i don't sound like that
42:47face it i'm the latest
42:47you are
42:48i'm the greatest
42:49you are
42:49partisan ain't she
42:54welcome
42:56home
42:57partisan
42:58that's definitely what i was about to say
43:00that's what she was about to say
43:01oh yeah
43:02that's what she was about you sure you weren't gonna say
43:06all hail the queen of the con
43:09hey
43:11hey
43:12hey
43:12i name you brianna
43:15oh
43:15oh
43:16the christmas carol
43:17first person to successfully pull off the carol con
43:21and thus first of her name
43:24kenna
43:25eat
43:25get him
43:26incoming
43:27what what ah
43:28oh my back my back my back
43:30ah
43:30ah
43:31hey sophie something came for you
43:32oh
43:33what
43:36it's from giselle
43:38it's banana plant
43:40jeez
43:40i'm sorry
43:42that's just cool i'll just i'll buy a new back
43:44i missed you
43:45did you miss me
43:46why are you asking stupid questions
43:59you're thinking about him aren't you
44:02yeah i am
44:05you know
44:07after nate lost his son sam
44:10he believed that he'd lost his chance at a legacy
44:13that he was
44:16gonna die like the moon
44:19but he didn't
44:21before nate died he
44:24he sent out lots of little green shoots
44:28us
44:30not just us
44:31all the leverage teams around the world
44:34teams that become like
44:36families
44:37teams that make a difference
44:39make a difference to people that are hurting
44:42teams that owe their existence to nate
44:47that is nate's legacy
45:29you
45:32you
45:33you
45:33you
45:36grandma you have to help me i'm so scared
45:38it's called a grandparent scam
45:39everybody has an easy mark if you have the right bait
45:43they used your daughter to scam your mother
45:45that's right
45:46i want to know how i want to know why i want to know who
45:49donovan keys is a pool shark
45:52and ended up the cellmate of nikolai brat
45:54slovakian criminal outfit right
45:56i guess that makes me the inside man
45:58let's play a friendly game
46:02we have a shark to reel in
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