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Leverage Redemption S03E02
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00:03Get you anything else?
00:16Cheryl?
00:18What are you doing here?
00:19I just want to talk.
00:20I have a restraining order.
00:23I'm calling the cops.
00:27Right, you get there.
00:28I need you to listen to me.
00:44I stopped at the diner for a caffeine fix.
00:46I just worked a double shift at the hospital.
00:49I'm a pediatric nurse.
00:53And what happened next?
00:55A man walked in and started arguing with the waitress.
00:58Then I saw him pull out a ghost gun.
01:00Objection.
01:01The witness isn't qualified to characterize what he saw as a ghost gun.
01:13Sustained.
01:13Your Honor, I can qualify my witness's expertise.
01:16Sustained, Mr. Wilson.
01:17Move on.
01:21Does the judge hate our case, hate us, or both?
01:26My company sells build-your-own-kits-for-personal-weapon-hobbyists.
01:31Hobbyists?
01:33And does Covert Crafts website require any kind of background check before these hobbyists can place an order?
01:41It's not required by law, so no.
01:43And that allowed a domestic abuser to purchase this gun that shot my client.
01:47Is that right?
01:48Now, again, we don't sell guns.
01:50We sell kits.
01:51A kit?
01:52That fires a bullet?
01:54What would you call that?
01:56Objection.
01:57Badgering the witness.
01:58Sustained.
01:59Mr. Wilson, please do not try my patience.
02:07Thanks again for being my second chair, Harry.
02:10I know things haven't been going our way with the judge, but, hey, we've got a good jury, right?
02:14Jury number five, the landscape architect, he's been taking notes.
02:18Elton, it wouldn't matter if you had the best jury in the world if the judge throws out the verdict.
02:23Think she'd do it?
02:24Judge Marlene Gannon?
02:25Choked down enough of her family's awful bourbon and her re-election fundraisers to know that, yes, she can be
02:29bought.
02:31What do we do, Bonnet?
02:32Well, trials are on pause for the rest of the week.
02:34Why don't you go over these testimonies?
02:36I'm going to call some friends.
03:08What are all those faces?
03:10Rihanna saw you in court.
03:11She called us.
03:12She said you were getting your ass here in the table.
03:13I did not say that.
03:15You didn't say it.
03:16You texted it.
03:16Stupid emojis.
03:18It says, Harry, ass, hand, gavel.
03:21Where's Sophie?
03:22Well, she's in London visiting her stepdaughter.
03:24She thought it would be a good time because you were in trial.
03:27Well, the important thing is we wanted to help you, so we did.
03:30With this.
03:31The old Trojan fake Rolex bit.
03:33Ooh.
03:38Ooh.
03:39Ooh.
03:39Ooh.
03:41Ooh.
03:42Ooh.
03:43Ooh.
03:48Ooh.
03:51Ooh.
03:52Ooh.
03:53Hey, Katie?
03:54Was this a product placement appointment with Militia Mountain Man?
03:58Wait, Militia Mountain who?
04:00Look, I'm not saying that the end is near.
04:03You see?
04:04You'd rather be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
04:14And that is how you cook a pig in the ground.
04:17Katie, I need you.
04:20Brianna, you better sell this guy.
04:22My outfit doesn't necessarily say business opportunity.
04:25Do not worry.
04:27My bots are on it.
04:29Now, Phillip.
04:29Phillip can be a little aggro now and then, but he's a sweetheart.
04:32It's Dennis.
04:34Dennis is a rascal.
04:35These are not real people.
04:37They're robots.
04:38They are bespoke bots.
04:39Created by me.
04:40Powered by AI.
04:42Oh, now, Dennis.
04:43You crossed the line.
04:45I want that one.
04:47Steve Pointer, Cobra Craft.
04:50Right.
04:51So, you are Militia Mountain Man.
04:53Yeah.
04:53I am so impressed with your channel.
04:56You have 200,000 followers who would be very interested in our kits.
05:01Yeah, well, my people know how to build stuff.
05:04And I'm not talking Ikea furniture, if you know what I mean.
05:08Yeah, definitely.
05:10Uh, let me, uh, come on, let me show you around.
05:13Come on.
05:14Let's go.
05:20Let's go.
05:29This is our newest model.
05:32Unlike, uh, most products on the market, this baby is durable.
05:37She will go 2,000 rounds without failing.
05:47Say, are you on trial for something that you...
05:50Uh, no, that's a nuisance.
05:52That's, uh, about to go away.
05:54The judge, she's, uh, sympathetic.
05:59Good news.
06:00I just got the numbers he punched in using his heat signatures.
06:03Zero, one, two, four, and seven.
06:05Bad news, I don't know the order, and I only have four tries before it shuts down.
06:14Hey, Triple M, let me cut to the chase.
06:16Love to be your go-to bunker protection provider, so, uh...
06:21Should we, uh, talk terms or what?
06:27Parker, you're about to have company.
06:29I need more time.
06:31Hey!
06:32Hey!
06:36How did they get to you?
06:38Who?
06:38Who?
06:39The council.
06:40The octopus.
06:42Are these cameras...
06:44Are you wearing a wire?
06:50Oh, the safe code.
06:51I figured it out.
06:52The date of a corporation.
06:53July 4, 2021.
06:56High five.
06:57Is that what you got from the story, huh?
06:59A safe code?
07:00I got hit with a flashlight, man.
07:01I got maced.
07:02I got chased by some robot.
07:04Yeah, yeah.
07:05The important thing is I got this from the safe.
07:07Steve gave each of his employees a thousand dollars to donate to the judge's reelection campaign.
07:12And they donated three days before your case began.
07:15Proof of bribery.
07:16So, the judge gets tossed off the case, and you have a fair shot at taking covert crap down.
07:26I know I'm not the best at emotional cues, but this feels wrong.
07:31I'm sorry.
07:32I'm sorry.
07:33Everything that you just said is perfectly legal.
07:35No, he gave his employees money to give to the judge that's presiding over his case.
07:40Welcome to the American judicial system.
07:42He paid for a vacation for Judge Gannon and for other judges.
07:46Legal.
07:47He bought the judge's mom's house for over market value.
07:51Yeah, well, there's no law that says you have to have good business sense.
07:54Look, it is nearly impossible to find an American public servant guilty of bribery.
07:59You need literally a video of somebody handing Judge Gannon a big bag of cash and saying out loud,
08:04I'm giving you this cash so that you will fine favorably for me.
08:07And Judge Gannon has to take that cash and she has to say out loud, I will fine for you
08:11because of this cash.
08:12Anything else I'm sorry to say is perfectly but insanely legal.
08:16So, you need the judge to actually say quid pro quo or it's not a bribe?
08:21Yes, but you forgot about the big bag of cash.
08:23That's one big problem.
08:25I mean, if any of us get recorded bribing a judge, we'd get arrested.
08:29What if the person paying the bribe didn't exist?
08:38What do you mean the briber doesn't exist?
08:41Did I mention?
08:42Because I'm working on a side project.
08:44I might, I might have, I definitely hacked into the Louisiana DMV.
08:49Wow.
08:50Right after they made you retake your road test, huh?
08:52How convenient.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Okay.
08:55I downloaded all the ID photos for every registered driver in the state.
08:58Then I fed all of them into the Eigenface algorithm.
09:00Gave me a composite image of a person who, one of our marks would believe, radiates power, wealth.
09:08Meet Frankenstein.
09:12Or as I like to call him, Frank.
09:15So you asked for wealth and power and it gave you a weatherman?
09:18Well, I prompted the algorithm to give me a wide variety of faces, but when I entered successful, or educated,
09:26or trustworthy.
09:27The algorithm keeps giving you a white guy with perfect teeth and good hair?
09:31AI algorithms do not create.
09:33They mimic the biases of their creators.
09:35So, yes, all their creators happen to be 30-year-old white guys that smell like Axe.
09:40So, you made a Frank. What can he do?
09:42Nothing.
09:43On his own.
09:45But, with some motion capture software and a voice synthesizer that I made from scratch, I can be Frank's puppet
09:54master.
09:58Whoa!
09:59Ho-ho!
10:01I'm gonna, hang on.
10:02Why, what, you can make this Frank thing bribe a judge?
10:06Yes.
10:06So, here's the idea.
10:08We have the deal go down in an online meeting that she thinks is secure.
10:12But we record it and then have a bag man deliver the cash.
10:15Ooh, and then we can rig the bag of cash with a camera to confirm the bribe.
10:18All right, where does that work, Harry?
10:19Well, if you took all that video evidence and you sent it to the State Ethics Committee anonymously,
10:24yeah, you could get a mistrial.
10:25Maybe get Gannon thrown off the case.
10:26So, yes.
10:28Why is this Frank bribing a judge on your case?
10:30He's not on trial.
10:32Well, maybe they're in the same business.
10:33Not guns, but maybe 3D printing.
10:35And he's afraid that the trial's gonna affect his bottom line.
10:37Mmm, but the judge could just ask Frank to write a check to her campaign, just like Steve.
10:41Not if we create for her a very sudden, urgent need for cash.
10:46Well, you'd need a white whale.
10:50Bourbon.
10:51Truly awful bourbon.
10:55That's how we're gonna do it.
11:01Don't be shy.
11:02Come taste mighty grain bourbon.
11:05Old family recipe of a hundred years old.
11:08Well, hello, sir.
11:10Here you go.
11:11Hey.
11:12Oh.
11:13Oh, you must have an allergy.
11:15All right.
11:16Just gonna move this one right over here.
11:18Oh, well.
11:19Trying to get on my good side, counselor?
11:21No, I can assure you I only came to savor your family business.
11:24We distill our flavor from mass recycled coconut shells.
11:28Oh, Lord.
11:30These Gen Z upstarts with their fancy machines and their weird recipes.
11:35They don't understand the old ways.
11:38They don't understand the old ways.
11:38Family values.
11:39Faith.
11:40Good for the soul.
11:41Good for the bourbon.
11:42Well, I'll drink to that.
11:43I'll see you in court.
11:45You are not paying attention.
11:46You are not listening to me.
11:47These are one of a kind.
11:48My casks are one of a kind.
11:49Not like this.
11:49No.
11:50We make our casks from recycled chopsticks.
11:52Excuse me, for favor, madame.
11:54These are old magnolia casks.
11:57I want you to close your eyes.
11:59Forget life as you know it.
12:03At my new startup, Stanford 360.
12:06I've created something that will change everything.
12:10I present to you a quantum leap in 3D printing.
12:16The mirror machine.
12:18Imagine creating.
12:22Create anything in your own home.
12:25From a dishwasher seal.
12:27To an artificial limb.
12:29In a machine the size of a shoe box.
12:35Now, I only have one question.
12:38Who's ready to create the future?
12:44Old Magnolia.
12:47T?
12:48Went out of business in 1918.
12:49All the original casks were destroyed during Prohibition.
12:52No one's been able to replicate the taste ever since.
12:55If those casks are genuine,
12:57they could change the game for whoever buys them.
13:00T, you know your history.
13:02Good for you.
13:03My grandfather owned one of the original bottles.
13:07It had a rustic, powerful flavor.
13:12Yes.
13:13Very smooth.
13:15Full-bodied.
13:17Sweet.
13:19And underneath it all, there is a...
13:22Ah, you see.
13:24A burning.
13:27You see, bourbon is not only my passion.
13:30Oh.
13:30It is also my business.
13:33Oh.
13:34I have tracked 10 kegs back to the original distillery,
13:37all on the water due to Katrina.
13:40And I tell you, an alligator nearly severed my...
13:44How much do you want for them?
13:46Oh.
13:48They are 20 grand each.
13:50Cash.
13:52Cash?
13:55Can't you take a check?
13:56Hmm.
13:57I am a judge.
13:58Yeah.
13:59I'm sorry.
14:01I'm sorry.
14:02I'm sorry.
14:02Here's the cash game, ma'am.
14:05You see, you have to pay to win.
14:09However, when you find the cash,
14:15give me a call.
14:27Hey, how's Astrid?
14:29Oh, she's great.
14:30She's working hard.
14:31But her work's bringing her to New Orleans next month,
14:34so our journey continues.
14:36Ew, what's up?
14:38Tech brew.
14:39Trying to stay in character.
14:41All the guys drink it.
14:42Every nutrient you need for prime cognitive function.
14:47Except taste.
14:47I'll stick to tea.
14:49So, I got up to speed on the plane.
14:51How's your digital Frankenstein coming out party?
14:54My bots are posing as friends of Frank's
14:56and have been for the past two days,
14:57and since business journalism is powered by AI,
15:01all I had to do was seed Frank in with some real people,
15:03and all these Wall Street guys think he's the real deal.
15:06See for yourself.
15:08It's fantastic.
15:10In the past two hours,
15:13five different billionaires have stepped up
15:15to fund Frank's startup for a magic box.
15:18That doesn't do nothing.
15:20By looking like this guy,
15:23I've had money and power and opportunities
15:26thrown at my forehead.
15:29I mean, I've always known the system is rigged,
15:31but this is...
15:34Oh, here's one of our billionaires calling now.
15:37Your dwindling faith in humanity's gonna have to wait.
15:39It's time to get into character.
15:45Dude, I just saw the pitch video and you crushed it.
15:48As Stanford 360's first angel investor,
15:51I am beyond stoked about your vision.
15:53Thanks, man.
15:54But there's a patch of hard pack on our black diamond that's...
15:57Got me worried.
15:58What's that?
15:59It's a case going down in your backyard.
16:01This company, Covert Craft.
16:03They make 3D printed gun kits.
16:05One of their customers shot somebody.
16:07Of course, the dude sued.
16:10I'm worried the case is gonna create a precedent
16:11to regulate 3D printing.
16:13It could screw our launch.
16:14Dude, I know the judge, Marlene Gannon.
16:17She's a member of my country club.
16:18I'll set us all up on a video meeting.
16:20I owe you, bro.
16:22Hey, and thanks for letting me stay at your place in Alaska.
16:24Looking forward to shredding the slopes.
16:34Meritocracy.
16:35Ha!
16:36What is the point of doing anything?
16:38For what it's worth.
16:39When I was an angry young grifter,
16:41the point was,
16:43they started with everything.
16:45I started with nothing.
16:47And yet,
16:48here I was.
16:49Beating them.
16:52Another conference?
16:54No.
16:56Wait, the judge just picked up on the trail.
16:58We left for her to Elliot's casks.
17:01Okay, good.
17:04TJ!
17:05I need you to see if the building at this address was condemned after Katrina.
17:10Anything you can find on it.
17:11All right, go.
17:12Go, go, go, go.
17:13Don't look at me.
17:14Go.
17:15Oh.
17:17Hello.
17:19Great.
17:20What's up, Dennis?
17:22Sophie and Elliot are at the warehouse.
17:25Ooh.
17:26Is that the meeting?
17:27Yeah, everyone's logging on now.
17:29Who are those two?
17:30Phillip and Dennis.
17:31They're on his board.
17:32They're my bots.
17:33The photo real versions.
17:35Every online meeting needs two people to look impressed and nod.
17:38He's wandering.
17:42Okay.
17:43Hey, Marlene.
17:45Long time no see.
17:46Let me start by introducing you to the smartest, most visionary man I have ever met.
17:51Marlene, meet Frank Stanford.
17:53Mr. Stanford, Rick tells me that you have an interest in Rivera v Covercraft.
17:59Yes, Judge.
18:01My investors are worried that a verdict might set a precedent that would negatively impact
18:06our upcoming product launch.
18:08Bottom line.
18:09What would it take for you to settle this out of court?
18:15What is he doing here?
18:16Sorry to interrupt, Judge Gannon.
18:18Could you meet me in a private conversation room?
18:21It's urgent.
18:25Why, may I ask, are you interrupting my meeting?
18:28What my assistant heard from Rick's assistant that this was going down, and frankly, you
18:32should be thanking me.
18:33I'm saving you from yourself.
18:35Saving me?
18:37Steve, you're hardly my only donor.
18:39Yeah, but I'm the donor who knows how to keep everything this side illegal.
18:43I mean, this Frank guy, sure, he's a hot new thing, but what do you really know about him?
18:48Rick Bellamy vouched for him, and I read an article about him in Modern Industrialist.
18:53Yeah, he's got a lot of attention.
18:54Which means one wrong move, one donation without all the corners being covered, the press finds out.
19:00And then he screws my case.
19:02I mean, for all you know, someone could be hacking into your secure meeting right now.
19:08Oh.
19:11Sorry for the interruption.
19:14Mr. Stanford, I think I'd feel more comfortable if we discussed this in person.
19:20Maybe you could come by my fundraiser on Saturday.
19:24Absolutely.
19:25Looking forward to raising a glass of your world-famous bourbon.
19:31Wait, what are we gonna do now?
19:33We can't just make someone exist who doesn't exist.
19:38I might have another idea.
19:45So let me get this straight. We couldn't bribe the judge, so you created a fake guy.
19:48Right.
19:49But the judge would only deal with a real guy, so you found a real guy who looks like the
19:52fake guy to fool her?
19:53Exactly.
19:54So how'd you do it? I thought you made the fake guy out of thousands of real guys' faces.
19:57Well, I did. I just had to retrace my steps.
19:59So I found all the ID photos that the AI used to make Frank's face.
20:03Then I cross-referenced them to find the best overall match.
20:05And that's this real guy, Tim.
20:07Yes.
20:08Whew. Well, he sure lives in a nice house.
20:13What?
20:15What is it?
20:16On today's edition of manifesting, I want you to picture an eagle.
20:20You think of America, freedom.
20:23But the eagle is also a predator.
20:25When an eagle sets its sharp gaze on a mouse, it tunes out everything else.
20:29When an eagle sees a mouse, it tunes out everything else.
20:34Undeterred by the noise around us.
20:37Ask yourself, what is my mouse, and how do I know when to strike?
20:41What is my mouse?
20:42Hey, idiot!
20:44What is my mouse?
20:46I'm talking to you.
20:47How much chlorine are you putting in there?
20:50I came home the other day, and my kids' eyes were all red.
20:53Uh, I think that might be from something else.
20:58Son of a...
21:01Who are you?
21:03Homeland Security Division of Counterfeit Identities?
21:08Have I done something wrong?
21:10Can you identify the man in this photo?
21:13Bill Clinton.
21:14Wrong!
21:14This is James Mooney.
21:16He's been Bill Clinton's body double for the past decade.
21:19He is not the only one.
21:20Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
21:22Michael Jordan.
21:23Britney Spears.
21:24He can do all of them?
21:26No.
21:26Just Clinton.
21:27We have other doubles for other people.
21:30That's where you come in.
21:31Me?
21:32I don't look like anybody.
21:33Meet Frank Stanford.
21:35Tech entrepreneur.
21:37He kind of looks like me.
21:39I just have one question for you.
21:41Are you ready to serve your country?
21:43Country.
21:48I just heard from Brianna, an Operation Cyber Cinderella.
21:51Is it go?
21:52Is this the hero cask?
21:55No.
21:57Oh.
21:58Good Lord.
22:00Oh.
22:02That is disgusting.
22:04Where did you get that from?
22:05Bourbon Street.
22:06Bourbon Street?
22:07You do know what people do in these, right?
22:10Jess, I know.
22:11What did you?
22:12Can you just help me get ready and pour this in?
22:14Oh.
22:15No.
22:19Tim, this is Richard Chance.
22:22He's gonna be your handler at the judge's fundraiser.
22:25I'm gonna keep you safe.
22:27Richard is a counterfeit operative just like you.
22:29He's impersonating a prominent lawyer named Harry Wilson.
22:33What happened to him?
22:34You don't wanna know.
22:35The key is to project confidence.
22:38Once people see your face, they're gonna assume you're the smartest, most powerful person in the room,
22:43so you just have to pretend you are.
22:45The rest is a piece of cake.
22:47Oh, uh, I don't really do carbs.
22:53It's my mom.
22:58You sure he's up for this?
22:59Yeah.
23:00That face.
23:01All we gotta do is prep him.
23:03No, no, no.
23:04They can't just barge in like that.
23:06You still live there.
23:09Yeah.
23:11Hey, did you remember to take your pills?
23:16I'm picking up hints of, uh, cedar.
23:19So, you have nine more of these.
23:21I have nine more of these in a secure location, but they are $20,000 a piece.
23:26I'm in.
23:26Now, I'm going to tell you something.
23:28I am going to sell these by tomorrow, okay?
23:29I have other interested buyers.
23:31Well, then I'd better be first.
23:38We had a deal.
23:40No, no, no, no, no.
23:40What are you doing here?
23:42You didn't return my calls.
23:43So, I tracked you down to your little hidden treasure.
23:46No, no, no.
23:46I will sell you every cask I have.
23:48Do you have the cash?
23:50Why don't you come to my fundraiser tomorrow?
23:52I'll give it to you then.
23:54I'll text you the address.
23:56But it has to be tomorrow.
23:58Don't worry.
24:00I'm good for it.
24:03No.
24:10Musky.
24:21Okay, let's go again.
24:23And this time, could you not cough on me?
24:26Sorry.
24:27Don't apologize, okay?
24:29Frank does not apologize or admit when he's wrong.
24:31Sorry.
24:32I mean, not sorry.
24:34Let's take it from the top.
24:35Without the script, you know this guy.
24:38You know what he wants.
24:39Right, right.
24:40Okay.
24:41What is my mouse?
24:42What is my mouse?
24:44Okay.
24:45I am the judge.
24:46You want me to throw the case away.
24:50You have a big bag of cash.
24:53Go.
24:54Uh, your judgeship, could you please help me?
24:58Stop, stop, stop.
24:58No, you gotta stop saying please, okay?
25:00You have to pretend that you are a white guy from Silicon Valley
25:04who only plays basketball with other white guys and a handful of Asian dudes.
25:08Uh, I am more of a skateboarder.
25:11Oh, okay.
25:12You know what?
25:13Maybe you are not up to this after all.
25:15Well, let's take five.
25:16Richard, why don't you show Tim our water feature?
25:23That?
25:23Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't understand that.
25:26I don't get that at all, okay?
25:27I have been wearing Frank Tim, Tim's face for the past two days.
25:31And I have money and jobs and ski chalets raining down on me.
25:37This guy, this, that, that guy, he's born with that face.
25:39All he has to do is act the part.
25:42Why is he so bad at this?
25:44I can see you're having feelings.
25:49I've learned from my puppet set it's okay to be angry.
25:52But I don't think taking it out on Tim will help.
25:55You're right.
25:56He doesn't know the power he has.
25:58That just means we have to show him, okay?
26:02Okay.
26:08What happened to values?
26:11What happened to right and wrong?
26:14I mean, when I married my Marlon.
26:17Keep the case.
26:19And I was a law clerk.
26:21And he was a superior court judge.
26:25I knew family values and faith would be the key to our lives
26:29and our success together.
26:36Well, he certainly looks the part.
26:38Good job.
26:48Tim's button cap is a go.
26:51Okay.
26:51Let's catch ourselves a corrupt judge.
26:54Tim, you're up.
26:55I don't think I can do this.
26:57I'm pretty sure I cleaned that dude's pool.
26:58No, no.
27:00You have never cleaned his pool.
27:02Know why?
27:03Because you're Frank Stanford.
27:04All right?
27:05Believe you belong.
27:06Everyone else will too.
27:09Completely different fragrance profile.
27:21Judge Gannon.
27:23Frank Stanford.
27:24Nice to finally meet you in person.
27:26You know, you're going to have to come by my loft in Tribeca sometime.
27:29I'm picky about the vibes of my East Coast circle.
27:31But after coming here, I can tell you know how to throw a party.
27:36Oh.
27:36Well, thank you very much.
27:39Rick says you're a visionary.
27:41I cannot wait to hear more.
27:43Oh, and I see that you also got my text about the amount to join my winners circle.
27:48It's all here.
27:50I have to make the rounds.
27:52Meet me in my office in 15.
27:55It's just around the corner on the left.
27:57Mm-hmm.
28:06What's she doing?
28:07What?
28:21Steve Pointer.
28:22He cannot blow my cover with Marlene.
28:24He still thinks I'm a doomsday militia guy.
28:27It's Frank, right?
28:29Frank Stanford.
28:31We've, uh, we've met before Marlene's video meeting.
28:34It's okay, Tim.
28:35This is Steve Pointer.
28:37He is also in the 3D printing biz.
28:40Confidence covers cluelessness.
28:43Yeah, it's, uh, Steve, right?
28:45Yeah, I was just wondering, as, uh, someone in the industry,
28:49how you and your investors are navigating all the new international tariffs.
28:54It's okay.
28:55Breathe.
28:56Well, you know, being on the forefront of 3D printing innovation,
29:05you've gotta be a predator.
29:07Like an eagle.
29:09What's an eagle's first question?
29:12What's my mouse?
29:14And then it locks in on it.
29:15No distractions.
29:16And at the right moment,
29:19it strikes.
29:22You know, I've had my doubts about you.
29:26And now I see that you get it.
29:29To succeed in this business,
29:30you gotta be a disrupter.
29:32Like an eagle.
29:33You know, you can't wait for permission.
29:35You gotta swoop in, break things now,
29:37and ask for forgiveness later.
29:42Fist bump.
29:44For capitalism.
29:50Okay, Tim.
29:52Time to carry that confidence into the judge's office.
30:17Break things now.
30:19Ask for forgiveness later.
30:29It's bride time.
30:55Tim's gone.
30:56So is the cash.
31:03Where did he go?
31:05What's going on?
31:06Told you he wasn't trustworthy.
31:08Steve's talking the judge's ear off.
31:10You think you spooked Tim?
31:11Looks that way.
31:12It's time to brim Steve
31:13before he convinces the judge to walk away.
31:16All right, my bots are reporting for duty.
31:19I can flood the forums
31:19with criticism of Steve's company spooked day traders.
31:22Tim's gone dark.
31:23His button cam's offline.
31:24Okay, where's our runaway?
31:25Yeah, I'm following the money
31:26and still at the party.
31:28Wait.
31:29Tim's making a phone call.
31:31To Eastway Bank?
31:32Your Frankenstein's run amok.
31:34Watch the feeds.
31:35I'm headed to the party.
31:37I think I know what Tim is up to.
31:39Um, the manager of the Eastway Bank
31:41owes me a favor.
31:41I'm gonna call him.
31:46Elliot and I'll keep the judge hooked.
31:48Find Tim.
31:50Get him back in the fold.
31:53Uh, I need, I need to take this.
31:57Yes.
31:59What the hell?
32:01Wait.
32:01Why is this happening?
32:03What?
32:05How's...
32:05Steve's clear for now.
32:07Time to fan the flames.
32:12I don't think we've met.
32:14Are you...
32:15some kind of critic?
32:17Constance Bowling.
32:18Certified bourbon steward.
32:21Fancy title.
32:22We Brits, they love our titles.
32:24Actually, I'm looking to start my own label.
32:27Oh.
32:28Well, you know, it's not as easy as it looks.
32:30It's easier to start fresh than change people's negative opinion.
32:35Don't you think?
32:42Excuse me.
32:49You've got Frank.
32:51Let's go live soon.
32:52Can you get the paperwork together?
32:54I have the money right now.
33:01Are you still there?
33:03Hello?
33:14Hey, Tim.
33:15It's Agent Chance.
33:16I know you're in there.
33:17I called the bank.
33:18And I followed the hold music.
33:20Look, Tim, I'm really sorry that the bank is foreclosing on your mother's house.
33:24I really am.
33:25But you can't use that bag of cash to pay it off.
33:28We're DCI, man.
33:29We're the Division of Counterfeit Identities.
33:32You think we use legal tender?
33:34Think it through.
33:37I had to do something.
33:38So you just figured you'd steal from Uncle Sam?
33:40It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
33:44Come on out of there.
33:44Your country still needs you.
33:46No.
33:46No way.
33:50It may be a while, buddy.
33:51I'm hearing noises.
33:55Steve's still here.
33:56Having a complete meltdown.
33:59We have to keep him away from Marlene.
34:01Can't you handle it?
34:02He still thinks I'm the doomsday weirdo,
34:04and the judge thinks I'm Caskiana Jones.
34:07Oh, stop whining.
34:08I once played five characters in the basement of the Louvre.
34:10Go on. Here he comes.
34:11Go on.
34:13Hey, buddy.
34:16What are you doing here?
34:18Well, I saw you from across the room,
34:19and I just wanted to apologize.
34:22Sometimes I have...
34:27episodes that, you know,
34:29it's hard to find a good therapist
34:31when you live in a bunker.
34:32No, I mean, what is a doomsday prepper doing
34:35at a judge's fundraiser?
34:37Well, listen, man.
34:39Justice is a thin strand
34:40that keeps the walls of chaos from bursting open.
34:43Am I right?
34:44Let me show you something
34:45that's very, very dear to me.
34:47Oh.
34:48Oh.
34:49No.
34:50I'll show you.
34:51Stay here.
34:53Don't move.
34:54Dude.
34:55Sophie.
34:56Oh, I'm really enjoying this.
34:57Damn it!
34:59Oh.
35:01Your Honor.
35:02Billy.
35:03How are you nice to see?
35:04Well, Stefan...
35:06Boy Scouts.
35:08As a matter of fact,
35:09I remember that is where I found my first cask.
35:12Mm.
35:13From ghost town in Yuma.
35:15I have a rattlesnake bite.
35:16I will show you here.
35:17Oh, not here.
35:18Not here.
35:21Here.
35:22Speaking of casks...
35:23I'm trying to get you to catch.
35:25Well...
35:26You are running out of time.
35:30TJ.
35:31He's wandering again.
35:33Hi, my love.
35:35Just go right on back there.
35:37There you go.
35:39Don't go.
35:43Okay.
35:45But, uh...
35:46Go.
35:49It's my banker.
35:51Say that.
35:52Look, something's going on here.
35:53What were you talking to the judge about?
35:55She wants a spot in a damn bunker.
35:57I told her there's no more room.
35:58Unless you have surgical training.
36:01You don't have surgical training, do you?
36:02You gonna...
36:03What is wrong with you?
36:06Uh...
36:06Hey, Tim?
36:07Tim, Special Agent Franklin.
36:09Why didn't you just tell us what was going on?
36:11What were you gonna do about it?
36:13Mom's medical bills, they left her broke.
36:15It's how the system works.
36:17I've been listening to all this self-help stuff.
36:19Trying to get rich.
36:21You see how that worked out.
36:22And now, I've ruined everything.
36:24You can do this, Tim.
36:26I can't.
36:27The judge, she's gonna take one look at me
36:29and know I'm a fraud.
36:31You're not a fraud, buddy.
36:33You're not a fraud.
36:34You were born to do this.
36:36I'm a pool cleaner.
36:37And I'm not even good at that.
36:39Are we gonna convince this guy
36:40we do not have a lot of time?
36:41You don't know what inside of his face.
36:42It's gotta come from you.
36:43Come on.
36:44Oh, my God.
36:46Hey, Tim.
36:48Um...
36:49The algorithm.
36:51It chose you for a reason.
36:53You have a face.
36:56And other attributes.
36:58Uh, that make you trustworthy.
37:00And successful.
37:02Uh, someone that can make a difference.
37:04Like Frank.
37:05Yeah.
37:06Don't you see?
37:07You're the same.
37:08You're all the same.
37:12You're right.
37:14Math picked me.
37:18And math is never wrong.
37:19No.
37:20Yeah, let's go with that.
37:22Maybe I can do it.
37:24Yeah.
37:26Tim's out.
37:27We're back on track.
37:41You might have got eyes on Steve.
37:48Frank.
37:49Where have you been?
37:51Work emergency.
37:52Cost containment.
37:53Burn rate.
37:54You know how it is.
37:56Should we make a deal?
37:57What do you need me to do?
37:59Get this ghost gun case to settle.
38:01And for that, you get this bag of $200,000.
38:05For your campaign.
38:08Or whatever.
38:10Do we have a deal?
38:12Hmm.
38:14You think he could pull one over on me?
38:16What are you doing here?
38:17He's trying to take me down.
38:19Oh, you don't think I know who's tanking my stock?
38:22And now he's trying to mess with my case.
38:23What are you talking about?
38:24You don't think I know your little friends?
38:26Huh?
38:26Phillip and Dennis?
38:27They led the charge?
38:29You know what?
38:33You can't take that.
38:35No.
38:35This is evidence, pal.
38:37Evidence with your fingerprints and DNA.
38:39And I think I'm gonna call the FBI and tell them about your little attempted bribe here.
38:43I think I'm gonna drop it off to them now.
38:44Is that okay with you, Judge Gaten?
38:46Oh, Lord, yes.
38:48Thank you for saying.
38:49Well, somebody has to uphold the integrity of the judicial system.
38:53You're going down, Stanford.
38:58Never trust that stupid guy.
38:59Hey, man, I've been looking for you.
39:00We've got to finish this conversation about the reckoning.
39:02Oh, my God, I don't want to join you in your bunker!
39:08You guys actually spooked this guy into thinking a fake CEO is out to get him?
39:15All right, who's got an idea?
39:17Feel free to say them out loud.
39:18I did my part.
39:19Do you have any drought-tolerant trees?
39:21I'm thinking Zen Garden meets Tuscan landscape.
39:25Well, this is going great.
39:29Special Agent Finch, thanks for meeting me on such short notice.
39:32Where do I start?
39:33Um, so this, uh, uh, uh, tech CEO, Frank Stanford, right?
39:37And I'm in the middle of this box lawsuit, and he's trying to take my company down.
39:41So what does he try to do?
39:43He tries to bribe the judge.
39:47What the...?
39:48What?
39:51Oh, what?
39:52That is not supposed to be in there.
39:54Hey, man, I've been looking for you.
39:55We've got to finish this conversation about the reckoning.
39:57Oh, my God, I don't want to join you in your bunker!
40:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:03I'm reporting a crime.
40:04Actually, I make these, uh, covertcraft.com.
40:08Then why are you trying to bribe me?
40:10Bribe you?
40:11What are you talking about?
40:13Oh, my God.
40:14I'm on your jury.
40:17Sure, number five, the landscape architect.
40:20He's been taking notes.
40:21No, no, Mr. Poynter, thank you for the tip.
40:24I'm gonna text you an address where you can meet with a special agent.
40:27Excuse me, I gotta take another call.
40:31Thank you for holding, sir.
40:32Yes, the sultan would like a water feature, all cash.
40:35I'll send you an address where you can meet with the house manager.
40:39Okay, this was a setup.
40:41This was a setup.
40:42I was...
40:43I was set up by them.
40:44They did this.
40:45Wait, that...
40:46That guy lives in a bunker.
40:49What?
40:53I'm not sure how I feel about just letting this guy run.
40:56Well, 911 response time is seven minutes in this neighborhood,
40:59and I called them.
41:00Aw, too bad Harry had to stay away from this.
41:02He'll get his day in court.
41:19Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned that there's been improper conduct
41:23between a party to this case and a member of the jury.
41:27I'm afraid I have no choice but to declare a mistrial.
41:31Thank you all for your service.
41:34I cannot believe you let this happen to me.
41:36You just can't go around bribing jurors, Mr. Pointer.
41:40Wait.
41:41Marlene!
41:42Marlene!
41:42Come on, my new name's Marion!
41:44I sure hope you vote for me.
41:48Well, looks like you're gonna get a new judge
41:50and a fair shot at justice.
41:51I don't know how to thank you.
41:53You can take that case.
41:55It's a foreclosure.
41:57Mm-hmm.
41:57Timothy Notilius?
41:58Turns out the lender didn't file the right paperwork
42:01when they sold and resold his mom's mortgage.
42:03Maybe you can get a rescission.
42:05It's a shame.
42:06She's gonna be back here tomorrow getting perfectly legal bribes.
42:09Yeah, well, can't change the law.
42:12But the law also says that she has to run for re-election.
42:15And the problem with being a judge
42:17that likes to wag their finger at immorality,
42:19one little scandal, it's over.
42:36Okay, what, what is going on here?
42:39Can you explain this photo of your pool cleaner
42:41leaving your fundraiser with what appears to be a bag of money?
42:45Looks like some kind of hanky-panky's going on here.
42:47Oh, God.
42:48Oh, Lord.
42:49That man is not my pool cleaner.
42:50That man is Frank Stanford, a tech CEO.
42:54And the reason he's leaving my house with a bag of money
42:57is because I threatened to call the police
43:00because he tried to bribe me.
43:03But I can't be bought.
43:05What do I stand for?
43:07Come in, I'll show you.
43:09That's right.
43:10Keep going, keep going.
43:11You got me getting my good side.
43:12Manners, merit, morals, right?
43:16So print that in your story along with your apology.
43:22No more questions.
43:26That's him.
43:36Well, that's absurd.
43:38Marlin.
43:39Oh, my Lord.
43:46I don't know why he's in swim trunks.
43:48It's a trunk.
43:48But I have nothing to do with him.
43:50Thank you so much.
43:51But there's a photo.
43:52I'm just gonna, the door is stuck.
43:55Get it?
43:56Marlin.
43:57Sometimes he gets confused.
43:59Well, he served his country after all.
44:00Oh, well, wearing those slippery sandals.
44:08Frank Stanford, one of the nation's boldest entrepreneurs, tragically died Sunday in a hell of skiing accident in Alaska.
44:18He was a risk taker.
44:20Let me guess, the condolences are just pouring in.
44:23Well, in lieu of flowers, I had to make donations to victims of gun violence.
44:27See?
44:29Something good came of you playing digital god.
44:31No.
44:32My puppet master days are over.
44:34You had the world at your fingertips, not Tim.
44:37That should give you some perspective.
44:38More like... confusion.
44:42It's true.
44:43Tim has a face that makes angel investors sing.
44:47But it's not enough, is it?
44:49And one has to be shameless.
44:51To swear that your gun isn't a gun, it's just a kit.
44:55Or that your magic box can create anything.
44:58Fortune favors the beautiful, but it can also be cruel to the sincere.
45:03The Tims of this world.
45:05Worshipping the liars, wanting to become them.
45:08I would say cry me a river for Tim, but, uh...
45:12No.
45:13Yeah.
45:13I see your point.
45:14Well, I learned something from this.
45:17No matter how much technology changes, one thing stays the same.
45:23What's that?
45:24The ultimate con.
45:26It's just two people sitting at the same table, having two completely different conversations.
45:32That I will drink to.
45:34Chris.
45:37John?
45:39No.
45:40No.
45:41You.
45:47Oh.
46:01you
46:27Peter Luna, he draws oncology wards
46:30looking for patients who've just been given a terminal diagnosis.
46:35Death is such a sad, wasteful event.
46:37I've single-handedly monetized the entire process
46:40from the moment my client dies
46:41through their seven years of cold storage.
46:43We should Christmas carol him.
46:45Let's give this guy hell.
46:47Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
46:49People have a right to decide what to do with their body after they die.
46:52What if I said I wanted to be taxidermied like...
46:54I would respect your choice.
46:56Probably never come back here again.
47:01You have to admit,
47:02you have to admit,
47:03you have to admit it.
47:03I know it is not just a piece of paper.
47:03It is hard to admit it.
47:03It's not just a piece of paper,
47:04you have to admit it.
47:04You have to admit it.
47:04You
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