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00:00I remember running my first job. It was challenging, but the only way to know if you're ready is to
00:04do it
00:05I think Emma really pulled off her elevator pitch
00:09Yeah, she just needed a little shove
00:13In that line of work, we don't get recognition for what we do
00:17You know the satisfaction of knowing that we made a difference
00:23We don't need day nights to be together. We don't even need to be on the same planet. We are
00:27Parker and hardest
00:29I really do respect the fact that you're knowledgeable and why isn't did you just call me old?
00:34Yes, I'm taking the job with the firm. I am not a criminal. Yes, you are part of the team,
00:40Harry
00:41part of the team
00:46What is a con it's a set of artificial circumstances designed to elicit an intended response
00:55This is gonna be a cool shot
00:59Hello, mom
01:01You know what I got what's that?
01:07You mess with one of us you mess with all of us keep in touch this time and not from
01:14afar
01:31Okay, people comms are linked
01:37Should have done more prep for this job
01:40Gustav Hakimov, Russian money launderer, uses art to finance terrorism so we steal his art
01:46Easy-peasy we've done this a million times
01:48Disgust easy-peasy
01:49That's right
01:51That's right
01:52You know the art of the Renaissance is incredible
02:05We were in London for two whole weeks and we didn't steal anything. It's this one little golden statue
02:10I promised Sophie no criming while she's visiting Astrid in London. No criming for Astrid the Interpol agent. How did
02:16that go?
02:18Excuse-moi
02:21She's reconciling with her stepdaughter after a few decades i'm doing the same thing with my dad
02:25It's the same easy i mean this is on me i just wanted to get astrid a meaningful gift
02:31But of course all my meaningful gifts are stolen items so i just
02:36Hans, hello
02:38Where are you?
02:40I don't have time
02:41We have to have a little bit of money
02:46Come, come
02:48Bis vent
02:49All right
02:52Bonjour monsieur vent
02:54Even these smell like cheese
02:56Sophie there's no way you could have known she would have recognized a ring you'd stolen from 20 years ago
03:01It's 20 years you're making good choices
03:09Speaking of choices
03:14You told parka about your choice yet didn't i tell you stay up by the grown folk dinner didn't i
03:19tell you
03:24All right babe the sound detection and pressure pads off
03:27Don't trigger the floor alarms what's elliot talking about
03:33Um uh no the whole thing with uh brianna
03:38Yeah because she hasn't decided on college yet she's just visiting a few campuses with harry and his daughter
03:44Hey what would you get someone for their birthday you know who works at interpol
03:49Not something stolen well i know that now
03:52Fascinating
03:53No do not don't you
03:56It's just you know
03:57It's just you know
03:57Another complicated emotional relationship with someone who's on the other side of the law
04:01What is uh
04:03He means Nate
04:04Nate and Astrid are the same
04:05Maybe this is just too much
04:09Change all at once
04:12I thought we were done changing i'm done changing
04:15About that
04:16Hey guys just a quick question this is russian money launderer
04:19We stole his owl right
04:21Yep
04:21The owl so if he's holding right now
04:23This is the guy
04:34Oops
04:39Let's go
04:46Let's go
04:48Let's go
05:02Let's go
05:18Where's the food truck
05:19The paris team has it because again this was supposed to be a quick little weekend hike
05:23All right we gotta find a way out of paris now
05:24Working on it
05:37Why are auction houseguards engaging in a high-speed chase
05:41Because these guys don't work for summer's piece all right
05:43Gustav's got private military guys there too
05:46Which we would have known if we had more time to prep
05:49Weekend in paris
06:02I'm looking for a blind spot in a cctv camera so we can dump the van and disappear
06:09Yeah well we gotta lose these guys first and this van's not fast enough
06:37It's the mon valley flower man
06:39It's the mon valley flower what a waste
06:44All right
06:46Drag me off this won't take long
06:51Oh
07:24Oh
07:54Oh
07:57There's my special guy
07:58How was your first day of school did you make any friends?
08:01Proud of you
08:03Up top
08:03Let's go
08:25An estate house on the outskirts of paris
08:27It's a good crowd to get lost in
08:33You got to be all up on me with that nastiness
08:36It's nasty
08:37How bad is it?
08:39I got tagged by a knife
08:41It's not serious but I might keep bleeding until I get stitches
08:43I'm gonna be half speed for a bit
08:45Well we're not checking ids but waitstaff they're all of these so pers and I we're good
08:51Whoever's in there I picked up a listing for international trade something
08:55They killed all the cctv cameras in a mile radius
08:58That's a pretty common thing to do for big corporations so EU regulators can't track who they're lobbying
09:03We're looking at a private party of politicians in suits this is very low risk
09:07We've got to get off the streets and away from the police but
09:09They're way too much longer and gustav's gonna track our route using traffic cams he's gonna locate this van
09:14And by then he's got our photos from the auction house security
09:17Hello
09:19That's a historical building the entrance to the paris catacombs is in the back garden catacombs
09:25Oh spooky puns
09:27So good
09:28Parker hardsome waitstaff Elliot with me we lay low we avoid the police and gustav we mingle
09:35We find the entrance to those catacombs and we use them to get away
09:39Yep
09:54I think I'm a little underdressed for this
09:56I've already spotted several casualty dressed private security so you're fine
09:59Anyway the owner of this house is american so he won't mind
10:03What makes you think he's american how do you
10:07I'm gonna need a fresh id something simple london banker
10:11But give me a russian connect so i can play both stories
10:18Uh yeah yeah uh copy that pulling up one of your pre-built ids right
10:24What's this one violet cesario
10:29I don't know i don't know they're your ids
10:31Uh no it's not i did not build this one neither did brianna you built this one
10:37All right we'll just pick one and do it now
10:41Something's off here there are entirely too many guys here with guns and there should be
10:46ex-patnets mercs two chinese security agents what did you walk us into
10:52Let me go you're killing my town every farm is dead isabelle i appreciate you coming all
10:58The way from the u.s to yell at me but this is a private party yeah a party of
11:02vultures
11:02You stole our water and now you're selling it back to us at a very fair price on my dad
11:06Excuse me everybody it's just doing a little customer service
11:09Why don't you take miss dulot to the vault and we'll talk after the party no
11:15This is not a normal crowd normal crowds do not laugh at take her to the vault
11:20We're gonna need an id hardison american accent isabelle dulot something about her town
11:25I'll find the vault i got a straight off social she's from nettleton mississippi
11:31Hi he's driving back from chicago hardison connect me
11:40Hey sophie you should see the campus girls are gonna go look at a couple more than becky likes great
11:45um
11:46Harry how far are you from nettleton uh i just passed about two exits ago hey let me ask you
11:52What would you say if i grew a beard well that would be unfortunate now please turn around there's a
11:56very
11:56Unpleasant man here who deserves our attention he's connected to something bad happening in that town
12:01Hardison will send you the details okay
12:05Thought you were having a weekend in paris yeah we are we just have to figure out what's going on
12:09at
12:09A secret meeting without blowing our covers and rescue a young woman from a vault all before a murderous
12:15Russian gangster tries to shoot us so tick tock
12:20Unfortunate
12:22I like it
12:31How are you doing it well i'm still bleeding my arms going a little bit numb but i ain't dead
12:36yet
12:37No i said how are you doing it reconciling with your dad
12:42I'm sorry i was focusing on all the hired killers in the room man this is a weird party sophie
12:46okay
12:46There's a lot of professional muscle in here and it's a mix some private
12:50Some straight bad guys government types i know i just made small talk with the japanese agricultural minister
12:57And then an albanian gangster talked my ear off about black market polish relics this is a baffling party
13:04It's time to talk to the host
13:07It's the exact opposite of laying low i'm just pointing that out
13:11Parker hardison any luck with the vault before i beard the lion
13:19Yeah we got it but there's a yeti sized dude parked out front not sure we can afford the noise
13:25of taking him down now till we know what's going on
13:28You said the paris catacombs run under the building oh yes the claustrophobic tunnels filled with thousands of skulls and
13:34dust from generations of dead
13:35People are right below us oh tic tacs that doesn't help us
13:40no no
13:41No
13:42Fine
13:44But you know what kind of concrete those old buildings used
13:48Limestone
13:49Mmm chop suey
13:50So we got to stop at the kitchen
13:54Be good
13:56How y'all doing i don't think we've met yet arizona mike
14:00Victoria chenenko of the kuchtov investment group and this is my security
14:04He's also american
14:06Oh always glad to meet a fellow american
14:08Hey i'll make sure you get some hot sauce on the way out
14:11arizona mike
14:13arizona mike's hot wings
14:14There you go
14:16Now see this man has taste
14:19I like these freaks that put mayo on their french fries
14:22Oh that's monstrous
14:23Yeah i got a hundred wings location ten states five countries
14:27I started out by supplying my own chickens and it turns out those things take a crazy amount of water
14:33So once i got into that game well here we are is this your first auction auction
14:39Yes
14:41This is my very first auction
14:46How upset to
14:47And cheninkov that makes you russian
14:51Practically i did my masters in moscow and now i manage the kuchtov family's interests in the us and europe
14:57So a russian firm would put you in the uranium business again amazing and you sell
15:05Water of course i'm the water guy
15:09You remember that dealio out west where it always said oh we're in a drought well
15:13I negotiated millions of gallons of water to be shipped to farms owned by a cartel of middle eastern countries
15:20I even shipped some of that stuff out on tankers old school that was you hell yeah that was me
15:27And of course you know government put a stop to that but that's why i straight envy you russians
15:32Because there's no government to speak of in russia it's just businessmen yeah
15:36But you know our businessmen they do tend to blow up each other's planes and push their competitors out of
15:42windows
15:42So there is that yeah well we're not quite there yet in the states but we'll get there just you
15:47wait
15:48Come on let me show you around
15:53Is he kidding i don't know
15:58Here
16:02You holding your breath that whole time
16:04You know i got the allergies in regular events in tunnels breathing in skull dust has got to make it
16:09worse
16:09Or it's like getting bit by a radioactive spider and ending up with dead french people's superpowers
16:16Right above us is that vault floor
16:20So you want to talk about that brianna thing
16:25Yeah yeah brianna um
16:27You know i i i can understand why she maybe doesn't you know want to do certain things
16:31I mean don't you ever think there's i don't know you could do something else something something different all the
16:36time
16:39Really yeah like when i'm jumping off a building i think i could be jumping off a crane off a
16:43dam out of any combination of high
16:45Altitude fast moving vehicles maybe from one to another
16:49yeah that's uh
16:51exactly what i meant
16:53so we don't have time to cut the stones but limestone mortar is highly reactive to carbon
16:57so forced water through a charcoal filter at high velocity it's gonna melt the mortar between the stones
17:03we stole a gold owl
17:05we were in a car chase and got shot at and now we're cutting through a tunnel full of skulls
17:10with magic water
17:11how does this day get better i'll tell you
17:22so mike everyone here like me or like us is selling natural resources
17:28well uh hector from the moroccan government he's auctioning his country's phosphates and uh
17:33hi me he's from brazil he's arranging the auction of pre-salt oil fields bulgaria is auctioning off
17:41energy production very popular right now germany and guatemala both doing that but i am a water guy
17:49but there are a lot of government officials here and you you did say that government was an issue
17:54most of these auctions are government auctions with a million different side deals that you wouldn't
17:59necessarily want the press or regulators looking at and as far as the money's coming in well you
18:05know somebody shows up with 50 million dollars in cash to invest in the water business i ain't
18:10gonna ask where that money came from but they're good partners with the occasional
18:18bone-saw party but that's why we do these get-togethers now get all the real deals out of
18:22the way so that most of the official business is just an afterthought
18:31okay
18:51empty an empty vault now why would they waste a perfectly good vault so the hostage isn't in
18:57there oh no she's here i just meant nothing valuable hi i'm parker hardison's down there
19:04he's busy getting french superpowers so what's your deal with new mexico fred i believe it's
19:09colorado bob back in the u.s he's drilled our town dry he claims he hasn't but he was drilling
19:16one county over and we know he tapped our aquifer he's selling our water he even has the nerve to
19:20sell it back to us in water trucks you're trying to stop him the governments find him not enough to
19:26even notice and we're in litigation but by the time we win if we win our town will be dead
19:31water is life
19:35water is pure profit that's what i realized and not just for food production anymore you know that uh
19:42crypto bitcoin thing oh yes every transaction four thousand gallons of water enough to produce
19:49two pounds of grade a beef well i created a money that eats i never thought of it that way
19:55before so uh
19:57you don't want to get in a bid i got a tanker full of fresh water sitting in the port
20:02of new orleans
20:03let me speak to my partners better hurry
20:12is it difficult to maintain and to grow hang on a second
20:16sophie harry what do you have netleton mississippi hasn't had a drop of water for three years
20:21somebody and i'm guessing you know who has drilled sideways from their field into the netleton aquifer
20:25who caused it to collapse and how solid is the evidence well uh there is a visible sinkhole
20:33you're not going to believe this there is a tanker ship full of water in the port of new orleans
20:38well that fits you know i think your guy's been pumping and shipping these people's water overseas
20:43and profiting every day that this case slowly winds its way through the courts did you say russian
20:48gangsters are after you you need to get to that port harry maybe we can interfere with the shipment okay
20:58parker hostage update no no i'm not going anywhere okay arizona mike he keeps all his servers all his
21:05records in this villa outside the u.s and i need to find evidence that he's breaking the law i
21:09don't
21:10think he is i think the law just sucks now get in the hole no please i know it's all
21:17right if she's
21:18willing to stay let her i've got the inkling of a plan and i don't want anyone to be alerted
21:23if
21:23they come looking for her and what pray tell is this plane we're gonna rob that vault this vault is
21:29empty i know but if there's nothing in the vault to heist we'll bring the heist to the vault
21:45we're working with limited tools here i mean most of these people even the outright criminals are
21:50working within the legal protection
21:54of their governments so we can't use that as a lever yeah don't forget about the terrorists huh
21:58yeah there's a few terrorists here too they won't care about the bad publicity no we need to blow up
22:04this
22:04auction from the inside make sure that he doesn't auction off that tanker and at least give isabel's
22:09people a fighting chance sophie this is an auction right you're probably gonna have lines of credits
22:14deposits you're gonna have to have a buy-in before you can even make a bid montana pete i get
22:19his
22:19computer i can see all those accounts but i probably can't steal anything i don't want you to take
22:23anything out i want you to put money in
22:29so
22:55Yeah, I see it, I got it.
22:57Yeah, I see why they selected you.
22:58Yeah, yeah, it's in the eyes, you see the eyes.
23:01So full of eyes stuff, so sensual.
23:03Shouldn't you be downstairs?
23:05Wow, downstairs, yeah, we're gonna go back downstairs.
23:08Okay, after we deliver this to you,
23:10so you can go upstairs, okay, to the red room.
23:12To the red room?
23:14I don't know what, I mean, you see the crowd downstairs, right?
23:17They are very rich, crazy rich.
23:19Rules don't apply to them, rich.
23:20You know, they like to get their freak on,
23:22they're freaky, freaky.
23:22So freaky, the red room.
23:24I'm talking about eyes wide shut, you know what I'm saying, freaky.
23:28Like Kubrick's best film.
23:29Kubrick, that's not his best.
23:30No, it's top five.
23:31What?
23:33Anyway, you got the vibe.
23:36They saw you downstairs and they want you to join them in the red room.
23:41All right, so this is what I need you to do.
23:42I need you to put on your mask.
23:44All right, and we're gonna, here we go.
23:46All right, you're gonna go upstairs to the main bedroom.
23:49The orange coordinator, Francisco, he's gonna come down there and get you.
23:52To the red room.
23:54To the red room.
23:55Mm-hmm, go get it, slugger.
23:58He nasty.
24:13I feel like you're hiding something from me.
24:16Look, I'm, I'm sorry babe, it's just, I, I just, I don't want to do this anymore.
24:21You don't want a crime anymore?
24:23You want to go straight?
24:24No, no, that ship has sailed, but I mean this, they're running around, they're getting shot
24:28at, the skull tunnels.
24:30Oh.
24:32You want these bank documents?
24:34Yes.
24:35And by the way, there will be more shooting because Sophie seems to have forgotten that
24:40Gustav Ekamov is still out there looking for us.
24:42Yeah, but that's the fun stuff, I mean this is the fun stuff.
24:46Yeah, it's only fun because I do it with you, and Elliot, and Sophie, and Brianna, and Harry
24:52when he's around.
24:54Even jumping off buildings isn't fun anymore?
24:56Yeah, it's fun with you, because I love you, and I love doing stuff with you.
25:00Hm.
25:01Well, we could do more of your fun stuff, but what kind of fun stuff are you doing over
25:06here right now?
25:07Well, right now, I'm making $2.70 microtransactions into the accounts of all the people who trusted
25:13Arizona Mike to hold their funds.
25:15What?
25:17Okay, okay, okay, okay.
25:20Bye-bye.
25:20Go steal something.
25:23I mean, we're going to tell this is not my problem.
25:27I see.
25:31So, we want a bid, and offer physical assets for collateral.
25:36Now, this is special.
25:38It's a 14th century.
25:40Ah, okay, but we don't do that.
25:42Everybody just linked a holding account to my main account for their guarantee.
25:45You must have done that already.
25:47No.
25:48Well, Russians have been sanctioned all our bank accounts.
25:51We don't risk putting anything online.
25:53It can all be seized.
25:54Oh, I get that.
25:54Hold up.
25:55Hold up.
25:55You're making bank transfers the size necessary for these deals online with the legitimate
26:00banks.
26:00You gotta hold up in court.
26:01We gotta go now.
26:02No, no, no.
26:02That was a close change.
26:03Wait, wait, wait.
26:04Hang on.
26:05What's going on?
26:06Listen to me, American to American.
26:09I guarantee you, Interpol, all the tax agencies, they're piggybacking on your legit accounts
26:14so they can find off-book accounts for everybody here, and they're going to seize them covering
26:19every bank in Europe.
26:20Well, no one's missing any funds.
26:22They would have said something.
26:22No, not taking.
26:24They deposit.
26:25That's how they test.
26:26They have the accurate account details.
26:28Yes.
26:28Micro-deposits.
26:29A bank goes on alert when you make a withdrawal, but they accept deposits automatically.
26:35You don't trust me?
26:36Go ask them.
26:42Everybody, quick word.
26:44We have a possible security issue.
26:49If you could all just contact your institutions and check if there's been any unusual account
26:54activity, specifically small deposits.
27:06Hey.
27:07Look, Matt.
27:08It's better to find out now, huh?
27:10Before they seize everybody's accounts, because some of these guys, they don't look too forgiving.
27:17Jesus, he wants to put these meetings together.
27:20I mean, this has got to be a way to do business.
27:22Too risky for us.
27:23I'm going to take my little owl and go.
27:28Wait, wait, wait.
27:29Hang on.
27:30You can't be the only one.
27:31I don't follow.
27:33I got millions in artwork on my walls.
27:36I've got gemstones.
27:37Everybody else will too, right?
27:39What?
27:39This crowd in Paris?
27:40Sure.
27:41I mean, all the crooks are going to have valuables.
27:43Well, even the legit ones are going to have hard assets, but...
27:47Hey.
27:48Hey, uh, folks, everybody, um...
27:54Listen, we all worked for months to put together these deals, and nobody wants to lose these opportunities.
28:00So the thing is, is that everybody has to have skin in the game.
28:08So I have a proposal.
28:13Okay, I'm at the port.
28:14I only had to drive 90 miles an hour to get here.
28:16How am I supposed to get in?
28:19I can't exactly hack the tanker's details from outside.
28:22That's Brianna's job.
28:22Harry, come on.
28:24You've been with us for three years now.
28:26I have faith that you've become enough of a con man to get into a port.
28:31What?
28:32What?
28:33Uh...
28:39Uh...
28:41Uh, uh, uh...
28:45Yes.
28:45Yes, I've got this.
29:09Right down this way, guys.
29:11Head on down that wall.
29:13Very, very nice.
29:14We're going down to the basement.
29:33Well, that was a hell of a gamble on them.
29:35You're just assuming that all these criminals had hard assets and bears.
29:39It wasn't a gamble.
29:41Well, you know violence.
29:43I know rich people.
29:45And rich people, they love to show off all their pretty little things even when they know they shouldn't.
29:50And they would never pass up the chance to think they're outwitting the authorities.
29:56You know, the little people who maintain all the rules.
30:00I never thought I'd ever say this, but I think that may be too much stuff to steal.
30:04Is stealing still fun?
30:06Tell me stealing's still fun.
30:08Oh, it's very fun.
30:09But Parker has a point.
30:10There's a lot of cookies down there in that jar.
30:12I made a note of who brought what.
30:14Look, go down there and clear out these items.
30:17They belong to the richest, most vengeful people here.
30:20I mean, they lose trust in the host, and the whole auction falls apart.
30:24Oh, it's Harry.
30:25I'm putting him through.
30:28Harry, did you get the information on the tanker?
30:33Yes, and you're not gonna like it.
30:35Oh!
30:37I'm missing the cake.
30:40Hey, your tanker's supposed to be auctioned off, right?
30:43Well, it already has a destination set.
30:45King Abdulaziz Port.
30:47Oh.
30:49Go eat cake.
30:51So Arizona Mike already cut a side deal with the Saudis.
30:54So even if we disrupt this auction, he's still gonna keep pumping Isabel's town dry and shipping out their water.
31:00We need to do more than just screw up tonight's event.
31:02We need to disrupt his entire business model right now.
31:05I think we got bigger problems than that.
31:07Well, let's go, Harry.
31:08Let's go.
31:09Let's go inside.
31:11Let's go inside.
31:11I don't care about this.
31:12You won't stop me.
31:18I don't know what happens.
31:19You are how you say a...
31:21Alvor.
31:22A thief.
31:23But maybe...
31:24...you are.
31:25Sir, you were not invited to this party.
31:30These are my invitations.
31:36I'm pretty sure I punched one of those guys.
31:38Forget about stealing anything.
31:40Go down there and get Isabel out.
31:42No time to circle back through the catacombs.
31:44No, go through the front.
31:45Take Elliot with you.
31:51What are you doing?
31:53The one thing nobody who's chasing you expects you to do.
31:58I'm gonna go say hi.
32:01I'm just trying to do business here.
32:03I'm sure we can work something out.
32:04Who is this man?
32:06Who are you?
32:11I can translate.
32:31Then I find their van outside this house.
32:34My house?
32:37No, there are no thieves in my house.
32:38No, my security is impeccable.
32:41There are no thieves.
32:42Does he know what they look like?
33:03Oh, that's excellent news.
33:11I've lost a lot of blood, okay?
33:13My left arm doesn't work.
33:14Oh, man.
33:15Oh, I know what our problem is.
33:17Elliot has to fight them, huh?
33:19No, you're not having fun doing my stuff or your stuff.
33:21You gotta try Elliot's stuff.
33:23You fight him, I'll pick the block of them.
33:24Hey, kid, he's not gonna be able to.
33:26You're already hurt anyway.
33:27Let's go.
33:31Parker!
33:32Parker!
33:36You got any advice?
33:37I told you to be clear with her, man.
33:40You know we handle our emotional stuff before we get into a job.
33:43No, I meant...
33:49No, I mean for him.
33:52He's gonna whoop your ass.
33:56I don't know what he's talking about.
33:58There are no thieves working here or hiding here.
34:00He wants to know why their vehicle is parked outside.
34:07Maybe if they're stealing from Mr. Kimo and they're targeting you too.
34:11You do have fine art and antiquities.
34:16No.
34:18No.
34:21I mean, not until maybe about an hour ago, but...
34:25It's not even my anti...
34:27It's their antiquities!
34:32It's my antiquities!
34:36Left guard.
34:37Your left guard.
34:38Slip!
34:40I got him!
34:41You...
34:41You're gonna duck.
34:42What?
34:44Don't do the...
34:52This whole time, I might have to get my ass beat.
34:55Well, let's go.
35:01You should go.
35:03You should go.
35:14Time to go.
35:17Damn it, Hardison!
35:19Did you really try the Vulcan Spock thing again?
35:21It's gonna work one of these days.
35:23No.
35:29Oh, no.
35:30No.
35:45Ah!
35:46Good!
35:47Pictures of thief.
35:49This woman with dark hair.
36:02Hey!
36:03Look at this.
36:04Thieves did try to get in here.
36:06What?
36:07Now, hold on.
36:08Nobody knew there'd be anything in here.
36:10Who breaks into an empty vault?
36:12No.
36:13Well, I can tell you right now, this painting alone is worth over $12 million.
36:16Huh.
36:17Yes.
36:17Steve's come to your house and his hole in tunnel.
36:20But no, it's a big, uh...
36:23Coincidence.
36:24Coincidence.
36:25Again, there was nothing in here worth stealing.
36:29Not until you ask people to bring items of value tomorrow and today.
36:33No, there was only...
36:34Oh, where's the girl?
36:36Oh, girl!
36:38This girl!
36:40Hmm?
36:44All right.
36:45Gustav's phone's in range.
36:46I'm sending him security footage.
36:48Don't you wipe that.
36:49I did, but I kept the copy for just this reason.
36:51Well, you're slowing us down, man.
36:53Hey, try to hack and edit a photo at the same time in a damn sewer.
36:56It's a crypt.
36:57Not helping.
37:00Oh, you took us for fools.
37:03That whole song and dance, yelling at the girls.
37:06See, we wouldn't suspect anything if we saw her in the vault.
37:09We wouldn't question it.
37:10All right.
37:10It does appear to be the same girl.
37:12But there's no evidence that she stole anything.
37:15Boas yamoy!
37:17Ooh!
37:17Ooh!
37:28That is mine!
37:30Stolen!
37:32You did know.
37:34Thief.
37:35Oh, no.
37:36Maybe they left it behind.
37:38Oh, no.
37:39Yeah, Steve's, they leave behind, uh, all the time.
37:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:43That's yours?
37:44That woman tried to use it earlier!
37:46Yeah!
37:47Yeah, it was...
37:57Oh.
38:01Hello.
38:05Oh.
38:13Hello.
38:14Hey, Astrid.
38:15It's me.
38:16Look, I, um, I just wanted to apologize again and offer you a makeup gift.
38:22Right now, on a road on the outskirts of Paris, there is a convoy of cars carrying undeclared assets, stolen
38:28art, and physical evidence of corruption involving dozens of government employees.
38:35Hardison's gonna send you a pen.
38:38So, there you go.
38:44Happy birthday, darling.
38:52He's looking at multiple lawsuits, multiple securities, and combined, he's probably been...
38:57Nah, nah, I feel you, B, for real.
38:59That's some cool tape.
39:00Hey, you know, Parker, I mean, we actually, um, we pulled a job at a university once.
39:04There was a bomb, we jumped on a train.
39:06We're gonna skip that.
39:07Skip.
39:08Love you.
39:09Um, no, no, no, I'm gonna stay in New Orleans till you get back, yeah.
39:13Nah, I ain't going nowhere.
39:14As I was saying, uh, so many lawsuits, multiple securities and commodities fraud investigations, about half the guests got arrested
39:20with all sorts of undeclared and illegal items on them.
39:23Sophie.
39:24Wanna tell them about the, uh...
39:26Astrid got a commentation.
39:27Hey!
39:28From Starling!
39:29Ugh.
39:29Seriously?
39:31Uh, also, Arizona Mike's Paris estate mysteriously caught fire soon after your visit.
39:37Oh, Gustav.
39:39Bit of a drinker, with anger issues.
39:41Yeah, the arson wasn't very well hidden, so they can add, uh, insurance fraud to Arizona Mike's listed troubles.
39:47In fact, his businesses are in such turmoil, that with the help of a corporate lawyer, Isabelle and her neighbors
39:52were able to freeze all of his activities, dear Nettleton, and those folks are well on their way to getting
39:57their lives back.
39:58Damage was done, though.
40:00I think we got into this one a little too late.
40:02Which is my point.
40:04I want to fix things.
40:06Not just stop things.
40:07I want to fix things.
40:10You know, solve problems like theirs.
40:12But, like, solve their problems for the long term.
40:16I mean, this life, moving from con to con, case to case, I could never do that.
40:22But you have your refugee work, and your charity work.
40:25Yeah, crisis after crisis after...
40:27And I'm not quitting that, you know.
40:30And I'm not quitting us.
40:35Look, we stop bad guys, nobody stops.
40:38That's why we do this.
40:40I just need to figure out how I can keep doing this.
40:45I'm taking six months.
40:48That's it.
40:48Just like Sophie did.
40:50You know, when we started this, all I wanted was to prove that I was the absolute best.
40:57And that version of me, I mean, as brilliant and sexy and talented and funny and amazing as he was...
41:08I gotta move on from him.
41:11Like Violet Cesario.
41:13Ooh.
41:14You figured it out.
41:15Figured out what?
41:16What did he figure out?
41:17Whose ID is that?
41:18Okay.
41:20It's my dating profile.
41:22What?
41:22Ho-ho-ho!
41:25Yeah, yeah.
41:26Well, look, it's been three years, and I think it's...
41:29Time to move on.
41:30Oh, this is great.
41:32This is great, because, you know, I'm dating again.
41:33Becky's out of the house.
41:34It's empty nest time, so I'm on the apps.
41:36We could be app buddies.
41:37That's a wonderful idea.
41:40I'd rather die.
41:41Oh, come on.
41:42Ellie can give us some dating tips.
41:43We could double date in his car, because that's so cool.
41:45No, no, no.
41:45Hey, Sophie, come on.
41:46Give me some tips on my profile.
41:49Only part of that.
41:59You know she's gonna need your help with this one.
42:02Yeah, we'll both be here for her.
42:06Hey, how you doing?
42:09Part of the job.
42:11Eh?
42:12You know, maybe...
42:16Maybe one of the reasons I wanna get out of the field is, uh...
42:21I don't like watching someone I care about take punches meant for me.
42:28You know, maybe I don't wanna do a job that involves me watching you get hurt all the time.
42:39You know...
42:43I think that Vulcan pinch thing you did actually worked this time.
42:47Oh, I felt him flinch.
42:48You did?
42:48He flinched.
42:49Did he...
42:52My guy.
42:54Damn it.
42:54Oh, yeah.
42:55My...
42:55Just walk that off.
42:57You got that.
42:57I believe in you.
43:04Hey.
43:05So...
43:06It's all good.
43:07I mean, people are sharing sex at times, you know.
43:10Sorry, I'm gonna miss it.
43:14You alright?
43:15It's a feelings thing.
43:17I hate this.
43:18I know.
43:23Everybody changed.
43:25I thought we were done changing.
43:27Oh, you know, sweetie...
43:31I think people change at their own rate.
43:34And in their own direction.
43:36Is Brianna going to college?
43:38She hasn't decided.
43:40But look, uh...
43:42Sophie and Dayton.
43:44Brianna in school.
43:45Elliot and his dad.
43:47Harry and...
43:48Whatever weird stuff he's always got happening.
43:53There's gonna be a lot of work going on this year.
43:55Not just me.
43:58Oh.
43:59Okay.
44:01Well, six months.
44:02Yeah.
44:03I can think about that, too.
44:05Even though it makes my skull so itchy.
44:08You know, one thing that'll never change...
44:15Pretzels.
44:17They are perfect.
44:18They are perfect.
44:34They are perfect.
44:37So you like...
44:38You've been working out?
44:39Mm.
44:39Left in Elliot's truck a lot.
44:41Mm-hmm.
44:42The whole truck?
44:43Mm.
44:44With him in it.
44:45Best six?
45:03So, yeah, he's...
45:04I feel like he's not going where he is.
45:04So...
45:04Yeah, well, he's terrible.
45:04He is good enough.
45:04I do not know how he's a good guy.
45:04I do not know how he's doing this.
45:05He's a good guy.
45:06He's a good guy.
45:08I do not know how he is.
45:27The ultimate con.
45:29Fortune favors the beautiful,
45:31but it can also be cruel to the sincere.
45:33Good people get full these here.
45:36They're weak like that.
45:38The last thing you want to do around here is piss off the mayor.
45:41See, money ain't the point.
45:42Money is just a way to get power.
45:43Parker versus Astrid.
45:44Two women you care deeply about,
45:46unknowingly placed in the same game.
45:48All right, then we burn the whole place down.
45:52Edgar Ramirez.
45:53Parker's trying to expose this guy for child labor.
45:55Cases with kids set me off a little.
45:57A little?
45:58You all have your side jobs.
46:04You want to do this again?
46:05Did you get those robot parts I asked for?
46:07The very illegal robot parts?
46:09Like I said, the good ones.
46:11When did you learn to make a proper cup of tea?
46:14I've read a lot about British culture.
46:16Some of it just yesterday.
46:17You created a fake guy.
46:18But the judge would only deal with a real guy,
46:20so you found a real guy to fool her?
46:22Exactly.
46:24That'll be my rescue.
46:26Parker.
46:27It's an 82.
46:30As much as I respect a good hustle,
46:33you two are in danger of overfishing my pond.
46:36What is this place?
46:38Help me!
46:39Who's coming?
46:40Who's coming?
46:41This is going to be fun.
46:43Oh, hail the queen of the kind.
46:47Hey.
46:48Diabolical.
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