00:00Can I let you in on a little secret?
00:02I have you ripping my house to shreds.
00:04Well, to be honest with you, we've come round.
00:06It's an absolute card of a French sh** at all.
00:09Really?
00:10I think we will be requiring a full refund from you.
00:14Do you? Do you know what?
00:15And do you know what?
00:16We've stayed in some places, honestly.
00:19It's not like we're picky or anything, but this is...
00:22I won't let my dog sleep here.
00:24So come on, give me a bit of an idea of what disgusting is to you.
00:27Their schemes are about to be trumped.
00:30It's like food and stuff all over this job.
00:32Really?
00:32The TV's broken.
00:34The TV's broken?
00:36I mean, I've not even tried all the first yet, but I'm guessing it's been cool.
00:39Wow, I'm sure the world may...
00:41Can I let you in on a little secret?
00:43Yeah, go well, as long as it...
00:45Oh, no, it's...
00:45Oh, absolutely.
00:47Well, it includes...
00:48It does include money and, you know, potential suing and all the rest of it.
00:51You obviously don't use your eyes when you're ripping up the pillows
00:56and you're smashing my TV
00:58and you're putting things all over the floor.
01:01Really?
01:02Darling, I have CCTV in the house.
01:04You're obviously stupid enough to have not looked up and seen there is CCTV.
01:10The reason she did this is absolutely mind-blowing.
01:13I have you and your little matey ripping my house to shreds.
01:17What have you got to say about that?
01:18Well, I think you've obviously missed the beginning of this video
01:21because we were trying to tidy it back up when we came in and it was full of sh...
01:25Really?
01:26So when I see you smash the TV on the video,
01:29when I see you cut up the pillows,
01:31rush them all over the place,
01:33empty the food all over the place,
01:35how do you tell what?
01:36It's some kind of TARDIS that you didn't do it, you did do it?
01:39Somehow, they still think they can get away with it.
01:41Just a minute, are you sure it's us that you've seen doing it?
01:43You don't even know what we look like.
01:45I think this video you've watched is the people that were here before us
01:48that have clearly messed your ass up.
01:50Really?
01:51So do you not remember when you actually sent me your ID over,
01:54when you were actually booking it?
01:55I'm being funny.
01:56People look very similar these days.
01:58Do they?
01:59Here and there, yeah.
02:00Really?
02:00You've got body doubles, have you?
02:01Both of you.
02:02I'm not accepting the blame for it,
02:04just because you don't want to give us our refund.
02:06She's waiting outside her B&B,
02:08ready to confront the pair face to face.
02:10So I'd actually really need proof that it was you guys, wouldn't I?
02:13It's such a damn shame that I'm so far away
02:15and I can't prove it, isn't it?
02:17Well, that's what I mean.
02:17I know, really.
02:20I'm absolutely stuffed, really, aren't I?
02:23So I'll tell you what,
02:24where we're concerned on the refund,
02:25can you just give me like,
02:27say, let's, should we say like 10 seconds?
02:29Because that's about how long it's going to take me
02:30to walk through my front door
02:32because I'm outside the house, you silly little bitch.
02:34What have you got to say now?
02:35What I'm saying is I want my refund.
02:38You're full of shit.
02:38No, no, no.
02:39You've just said it's not you
02:41and I need to prove it.
02:42I've got a phone, darling.
02:43I've got a camera.
02:44I've got CCTV in the house, yeah?
02:46I'm outside the door.
02:48This is invading our privacy.
02:49I'm not invading your privacy.
02:51I've got you recorded
02:53lying your little shit off.
02:56Well, yeah, it's better to see us
02:57strip off in this room with these bed set in.
03:00You're right.
03:00By the way,
03:00I'm out.
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