00:00We're from the Neighbourhood Committee, and we just want to come in and check that your house is up to
00:07the standard of all the other houses on this street.
00:11Uh, pardon?
00:14We've got a checklist that we need to go through to make sure that you are meeting the required standards
00:19for the houses on the street.
00:22You know that I own my house?
00:25No, no, if we could come in and we can just...
00:27Yeah, I understood what you said, but you know that I am the owner of my house.
00:32Yes, yes, of course. Oh, that's good.
00:33So I don't need anyone's approval of how my house is. I've renovated it.
00:39Well, I think you're fine, but you'll come under the remit of the Neighbourhood Committee.
00:47The Neighbourhood Committee.
00:48Okay, but how I style my house or design my house... In fact, I've actually renovated it since I bought
00:53it.
00:53Oh, thank you.
00:54Then it's important that we check that it meets the standard.
00:59Absolutely.
01:00What standard?
01:01The standard of the Neighbourhood.
01:03It's been like six years since I bought the house, and I've never had anyone check the house before.
01:08And even when I bought the house...
01:10Yes, it's definitely overdue.
01:12Six years? Have you been out a lot?
01:14Because I can't imagine that you could be missed every year for six years.
01:21No.
01:22Well, I don't really calculate it, do I, buddy?
01:26But hold on a minute, yeah?
01:28It doesn't matter how I've designed my house.
01:29I'm not going to let you guys in my house.
01:31I've seen you guys about in the area, but I don't know you guys.
01:35I'm not going to allow two strangers to come inside my house, am I?
01:38Um, if you go onto our website, there's pictures there.
01:41We...
01:42Excuse me, sir.
01:43Are you saying that you've actually ignored our presence when we've been doing our rounds in previous years?
01:51Sorry, Dudley.
01:51I don't really think...
01:53I don't really think it's any of your concern.
01:55Oh, it absolutely is our concern.
01:57Um, I understand that you don't recognise this.
01:59I say, um, our pictures on the, the, uh, website, um, they're a little...
02:04If you make a hundred websites, you, you can even make a Facebook page, yeah?
02:07It doesn't matter.
02:08You can have a Facebook page, actually.
02:10Okay, and how about a WhatsApp group?
02:12WhatsApp and Twitter.
02:14Okay, well, okay, well, I'm not in any of them, so it doesn't really matter.
02:18Oh, well, you must join them, yes, absolutely, because you're part of the neighbourhood.
02:22I think you'll be, it's a lovely neighbourhood, isn't it?
02:23It is, it's wonderful.
02:25Absolutely, and we want it to stay that way.
02:26Um, so, I mean, I'm sure you won't have anything to worry about.
02:30You just need to let it see.
02:31No, no, no, I haven't got anything to worry about, but it's the fact that I'm, I'm going
02:34to allow two people inside my house who I don't know.
02:36Oh, again, just check on, if you prefer to look on Facebook, I think I'll be just...
02:41No, no, no, no, it doesn't matter.
02:42You can have a Facebook account, you can have a YouTube account, you can, you can have
02:45whatever account you want.
02:46You, you, you, you, you can even have a certificate, okay, yeah?
02:50Even if you had a certificate, I'll still not let you in my house.
02:54You know what, that's a good idea.
02:55We could have YouTube, because there used to be that show on, didn't they?
02:58With people, they went into the celebrities' houses.
03:00Crabs?
03:01Is it crap?
03:01I don't know.
03:02Anyway, um, we could do that.
03:05No, no, no, no, we can't do that.
03:11Well, how would you like to proceed?
03:14We gave you a checklist, could you fill it out for us?
03:18Yes.
03:18Yeah, because it's of no one's concern.
03:19Yeah, because it's of no one's concern.
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