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Babies 2026 - Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00Amanda's pregnant.
00:02She's gonna dub Dave and move to Singapore.
00:05You need to tell him.
00:06I'll destroy the fucking bitch.
00:23Jesus.
00:29What do you mean?
00:30Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant?
00:35That's just getting like a broker.
00:36Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him and take the kid to Singapore?
00:46What's going on?
00:47What do you mean, what's going on?
00:49The bitch is pregnant, what do you think is fucking going on?
00:51Casual.
00:53Yeah, she said it was casual.
00:56Can I just take these?
00:58She had some ex that died and she said Dave is just a casual relationship.
01:03He's your best friend.
01:04Okay, just stop shouting.
01:07You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him.
01:24Have you had some of these?
01:29Hiroprofen?
01:29Yeah.
01:31I took a paracetamol up.
01:34Let me have him touch the sides.
02:03I'm working near his office today.
02:05I'm working near his office today.
02:06I'll take him a coffee, face it head on.
02:12I've had his phone charger in my van for ages so I'll use that as an excuse for why I'm
02:15down.
02:17I'll take him one of his push coffees.
02:19Oh yeah, nice.
02:22I'll have a big chat.
02:24I'll take it all out, man to man.
02:26I'll tell him she's using him and he's not actually going to Singapore.
02:33He makes, he'll be fine.
02:36He needs to know.
02:43So, she came out and just told you she was pregnant.
02:48Did she get a chance to talk about you?
02:53You?
03:02She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding.
03:12I thought you were going to do your hair together.
03:14I hope so, yeah.
03:17Wait to wear nails.
03:19Girly.
03:21You enjoy that.
03:23Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room.
03:28I think I hate her.
03:31I should have seen her sitting there.
03:34She had basically all the food.
03:37Oh, Jesus.
03:38Shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands.
03:41I think I actually hate her.
03:54Never used to hate anyone.
03:59No.
04:03No.
04:06No.
04:07The dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
04:14And stop the day with a little syllable
04:20Left unfinished
04:26When you move to kiss me
04:34Now each word bursts like a volcano
04:39Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:48A grounder, keyboard and a microphone
04:53Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
05:21I was finishing up down the road and got yourself a coffee
05:23I thought you could probably do it
05:25It's a bit late but...
05:26Really?
05:28What are you saying, coffee don't keep you awake?
05:30No, I'm saying
05:31You're saying you're the only person in the universe
05:32I'm saying I could come with coffee at 4.30pm
05:35You're hilarious
05:38Have a good one
05:39Thank you
05:40So, how's Amanda been? All good? Singapore?
05:46What are you doing?
05:50What are you doing mate?
05:52Singapore, Singapore
05:54Singapore, Singapore
05:55Yeah, you're all like
05:56Oh my god, Singapore
05:58No, it's hilarious mate
06:00You're all like, Singapore this, Singapore that
06:03I'm leaving
06:04I'm settling down, get over it
06:06What do you keep going on about it for?
06:08Are you jealous?
06:12Yeah, yeah, really jealous
06:14Yeah
06:18So she's going around telling me
06:20and I hardly know her
06:21telling me she's pregnant
06:23and she hasn't told her father
06:27Amanda
06:27Rack-A-Lamb
06:31Shorter champagne
06:32and a rack-a-lamb
06:33made a splitter though
06:36She applied for a job in Singapore
06:37Okay, I'm back
06:39Sorry about that
06:40That's okay, we're still here
06:41Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner
06:43and which one of us is the pet
06:48You good to start the meeting?
06:50Yep
06:52Okay
06:55Sorry, I couldn't make it in this morning
06:56There he is
07:00What are you doing here?
07:02Huh? You following us?
07:03You're the one following me mate
07:09I'm so joking
07:10How are you?
07:11Yeah?
07:11I'm okay
07:12Ready for a weekend of Mayhem?
07:14Every weekend's a weekend of Mayhem
07:15Don't you know what I mean?
07:18We're here for the wedding
07:20We've got a lot of you in today
07:22Promise not to be too rowdy
07:25He's your problem
07:26We're the groomsmen
07:26so it's our duty to get absolutely shit-faced
07:28Oh, groomsmen
07:30She didn't make it to best man
07:32He likes you, but not quite enough
07:34LOL
07:34Ha ha ha ha
07:36haha
07:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:37That's true
07:40Oh at the end of the moment
07:59We've got to get some fun
07:59If we have one of these
08:01We've got to get some fun
08:20You said that the car was empty.
08:22I said the boot was empty.
08:30There's a difference between a car and a boot.
08:34It's so basic.
08:41I mean, seriously, that's like, so basic.
08:59Hey.
09:00Hey.
09:01Hey.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Yes.
09:04They've left my laptop in the car.
09:08Uh-oh.
09:20How's Lisa?
09:23Uh, busy.
09:41Congratulations on your promotion.
09:52Yeah, no, uh, Dave mentioned it, headhunted in Singapore.
09:57Yes.
09:59Wow.
09:59Oh, are you heading out?
10:04Uh-oh.
10:04Are you heading out, or...?
10:05Yes.
10:06Yeah, uh, chewing gum.
10:09I'd like to keep a packet on me, but...
10:12What's falling out of my pocket.
10:18Yeah, uh, Dave mentioned you're still working through the practicalities in Singapore.
10:23Yeah, there's a lot to think about.
10:25So excited.
10:27So excited.
10:27About the two of you moving to Singapore.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Yeah.
10:33He's really excited.
10:35He's telling everyone.
10:39Yeah, no, in his head, he's, like, he's definitely going there, which would be great for him, but I suppose
10:49there's any chance he might not be going there.
10:53Yeah.
10:53I know what you're doing.
10:55What?
10:56What am I doing?
10:57What do you mean, what are you doing?
11:00What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum?
11:05You followed me out of my room.
11:08I genuinely lost my chewing gum.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Fuck off.
11:13I know that Lisa's told you.
11:15You manipulate her.
11:16I can see the sadness in her eyes.
11:19So go and tell Dave that I'm going to Singapore without him telling him I'm pregnant.
11:21But please, you'd save me a load of hassle.
11:24Honestly, I wasn't...
11:26Have some fucking bollocks, yeah?
11:29You're all fucking full of yourself, aren't you?
11:32And your jokes, which actually aren't anything any normal person would find funny.
11:36And you fucking stand there, waving your stupid dick around.
11:39But men like you are fucking terrified of telling the fucking truth.
11:48He actually said that?
11:50Yep.
11:51Yeah.
11:53God, that's so funny.
11:56He said I was excited about moving to Singapore.
12:00When?
12:01Literally just now.
12:04Why would he say that?
12:06I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore.
12:08Promise.
12:09Hand on heart.
12:10I'm a dad's life.
12:26What was it?
12:27I was down the side of the driver's seat side bit.
12:35It was falling out of your pocket.
12:37Hmm.
12:41It was falling out of your pocket.
12:44Hmm.
13:01It was falling out of your pocket.
13:08Is that the best way of doing it?
13:10Hmm.
13:12Got a better one?
13:13Probably.
13:15What would you do?
13:16Just holding them in your own?
13:17I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table.
13:19Really?
13:20Yeah.
13:22There's like 100 of us.
13:23Yeah.
13:24There's 85.
13:26Whatever.
13:27It's like...
13:27There's a difference between 85 and 100.
13:29I think even you can work that out.
13:33Here's the favours.
13:35Great.
13:36Thanks, mate.
13:37Just need one on each seat.
13:39Great.
13:39Good luck.
13:42Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table.
13:44What's that?
13:46Interesting strategy.
13:47He's just laying all the names out.
13:49He was going to do it from his end.
13:51I think you guys just need to get a room.
13:55Clearly, yeah.
13:55Yeah.
13:57He'd love that.
13:58Yeah, yeah.
13:58He should be so lucky.
13:59I'd give him a shot.
14:00I tell you.
14:01I'd give him a shot.
14:02Best night of his life.
14:17Hey, hey there.
14:19Mmm, isn't it nice?
14:20Yeah.
14:24Dave, ate all three biscuits.
14:27I was like, I wouldn't be needing them.
14:30You can also have a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant.
14:32I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps.
14:36No, I was saying, just give me a text when you're done with work.
14:39Or nearly done.
14:40I'll come over.
14:41I don't mind sitting and waiting.
14:44Oh.
14:46So much to do.
14:47Oh, God.
14:49Yeah, I better get back to it, actually.
14:52Yeah.
14:53No, yeah.
14:54No, I'll see you in a bit.
14:55A fine bit.
15:22So, should we just do the favours as we go?
15:25Uh, do it at the end?
15:28All at once?
15:30Yeah.
15:32I don't mind.
15:35I just remember at our wedding, we...
15:37Oh, well, if you did hit your wedding.
15:51Sorry, mate.
15:52All good.
15:53I just find it funny.
15:56That one?
15:57Yeah.
16:04No, wedding's not even, like...
16:08It's mine.
16:10I'm not being rude, but...
16:13I'm just like...
16:14Wedding?
16:15Really?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Not for me.
16:24I just think when you've had a kid, like I have,
16:28you reach a sort of emotional maturity.
16:31Yeah.
16:32You understand, like, depth.
16:38It's like me and Amanda.
16:40Yeah.
16:41What we have is...
16:43It's so profound.
16:46It's frightening.
16:48It's bigger than a wedding.
16:52I just...
16:53I think you live in this quite shallow world.
16:56But that will change if...
16:59you ever have the guts to become a dad.
17:04No offence.
17:10I'm so offended.
17:13Look at me.
17:14I'm so offended.
17:26Wedding's just so beautiful.
17:29Totally.
17:29And meaningful.
17:30And they give you a candle.
17:32You can't just assume everyone has a man for peace.
17:35Yes!
17:36Oh, my God.
17:37That's...
17:38Yeah.
17:39Weird.
17:40That's exactly what I'd say.
17:43Is it?
17:43Yeah.
17:46Wait, that...
17:47Don't want to start the rehearsal.
17:49Yeah.
17:49Thanks.
17:58Why do I need to rehearse?
18:00Yes!
18:01God.
18:01Wow.
18:02Exactly.
18:03It's just...
18:04It's just so fucking sanitised.
18:06What's this?
18:07I can't stand that.
18:08Yeah.
18:09The sanitisation of the...
18:11Like, the...
18:13Global West.
18:22I'm awake.
18:33I'm awake.
18:41We're not having sex.
18:43We're not having sex.
18:53We're not having sex.
18:58We're not having sex.
18:59Woo!
19:16You've got all the chocolates, yeah?
19:28You've got all the chocolates?
19:35Oh no! What's happened to your chocolates?
19:41Hello?
19:43Hello?
19:47Oh no! Look! Quick!
19:50Oh no!
19:53Who's got all the chocolates now, eh?
19:55Hello?
20:03Any babies?
20:05Oh.
20:07Yeah, it's a higher chair.
20:08It's on the other side of the room.
20:10Someone will make us hold her.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Yeah, cool style.
20:17I've had Amanda round.
20:21Nice.
20:23Yeah, but she couldn't stay because I'm so busy with work.
20:27And you had to die off.
20:29I know, right?
20:33I was Dave.
20:39Ah, yeah, okay.
20:44And he has no idea she's pregnant?
20:49Does that mean he does know or he doesn't know?
20:53Yeah, he doesn't know.
20:54Sorry.
20:55So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore?
21:04You should tell him tonight in front of her.
21:07I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face.
21:18I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
21:19I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
21:23Lovely.
21:24I'm done with the love life.
21:37There they are.
21:39Oh, sorry.
21:40Hey.
21:41How are you?
21:42How are you more alike?
21:44You know, we've had a bit of a disaster the flowers.
21:47Oh, God.
21:47Yeah, so I'm... Oh, it's just flowers.
21:51It's just flowers.
21:53It's just flowers.
21:56Get nervous.
21:57Nervous? She said she was nervous.
22:00I was just talking about the flowers.
22:02I'll be nervous in marrying you tomorrow.
22:05Can you guys be nervous as you marry me?
22:22Let me get this.
22:23I can get it.
22:24You mad?
22:25Come on.
22:26No, I'm just back to water.
22:27I'm going to buy you a drink.
22:29Why?
22:31Because I want to get my mate a drink.
22:44They're like, why aren't you drinking?
22:46Yeah.
22:47It's the worst, literally the worst thing.
22:50I've been pregnant.
22:51Though you do take a lot of money on chocolate.
22:59No, no, I just made me take these, pop outside for a bit, have a nice little chat.
23:04You want to have a chat?
23:08We like having chats.
23:11Keep it decent, boys. Keep it decent.
23:14He wants to have a chat.
23:15You want to have a chat?
23:15You want to chat about?
23:16He wants to talk about his feelings.
23:18A little chat about his feelings.
23:32A little chat about his feelings.
23:35Can you hear?
23:37Where are we sitting?
23:39Where are we sitting?
23:39Where are we sitting?
23:40Hey, good to see you.
23:41Hi.
23:42Hey, I see you.
23:42I look amazing.
23:47Hi.
23:51You're there.
23:54Oh, great. Thanks. That was all it.
23:57Yeah, we're splitting up the couples.
23:59Oh, that's right, yeah.
24:33I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here.
24:54You're failing her.
24:57It might be that you don't notice because you're a man.
25:00You don't do empathy.
25:04But I'd like to point out that you maybe, perhaps,
25:10as a husband, have a role to play in helping her.
25:14I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously.
25:17I mean, if that's something that you're not incapable of.
25:20You didn't just reduce everything to your pointless fucking banter.
25:24Have you actually said anything that means anything,
25:26or is it all just fucking noise?
25:27Oh, hey.
25:28Oh, here she is.
25:30Where am I sitting?
25:32We are splitting up the couples.
25:34Right here, next to me.
25:36We can make a plan for tomorrow.
25:47You okay?
25:50Oh, is it not okay?
25:52Are you asking me if I'm okay?
25:54In what world?
25:55Why don't I be okay?
26:05Take me to Singapore.
26:09Yes, it is.
26:10I'm okay.
26:14You're gonna meet my dad tomorrow.
26:15I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore.
26:23Take me to Singapore.
26:27Come on.
26:28I love you.
26:30What the fuck?
26:31Look at me.
26:32I'm crying.
26:34You're not crying.
26:35I'm crying.
26:35See you later.
26:36Bye.
26:40Bye.
26:41Bye.
26:43Bye.
26:52Bye.
26:53Bye.
26:56Bye.
27:08all right how much good journey yeah not bad yeah how are you mate yeah yeah
27:21oh yeah that's still here yeah well good some in it it is yeah
27:31I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours absolutely is she awake yet or she's
27:38still exhausted from all the fucking
27:57hey you look amazing thank you so do you oh don't I feel terrible I mean I don't have a
28:05bonk
28:05I'm only like 13 weeks to but it feels so full inside just let me get my yeah course one
28:14minute
28:45I'll see you down there sorry no worries
29:13oh look at you and your fancy gear oh he's all dressed up
29:16oh yeah yeah I got you some little flowers mate
29:23I got you some chocolate you would wouldn't you I can believe that that is highly likely
29:42they love it they love it I can't even look what they love it
30:13I don't you like a queue cart
30:42Oh, God.
30:46Thank you for that.
31:37Hi.
31:46Amanda, I'm in here.
31:50I don't know what this means, okay?
31:55Let's just focus on the facts.
32:04Sometimes bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy.
32:12Oh, hey, come on.
32:15Come on.
32:26Do you want me to get Dave?
32:30Oh, here he is.
32:33Okay.
32:36Okay.
32:40Just put...
32:47Just put hay or whatever you normally start with.
32:54Just keep it breezy.
32:56I have a really bad migraine.
33:00Then put something like...
33:02Uh, Lisa's looking after me.
33:32I'm just having a fucking miscarriage.
33:33She's having...
33:36Can you hear me?
33:38Steven?
33:40She's having a fucking...
33:43How is it?
33:50It's blood.
33:54Is it dark blood?
33:56Is it dark blood?
33:57Is it...
33:59patches?
34:00Spotting?
34:01Any lumps?
34:04I just kind of, um...
34:08I think it's quite a lot there.
34:13And that can be normal.
34:16Yes.
34:17Just...
34:18Tons of it.
34:18She's having a...
34:21Oh, my God.
34:22And you need to birth.
34:23It's the 17th of February, 1983.
34:26I'll...
34:27I'll wait in here.
34:30Are you sure?
34:32Yeah, don't worry.
34:36Oh, you could come in.
34:38Oh, it's...
34:39It's...
34:39Quite private, I...
34:40I don't mind.
34:41Okay.
34:43But it's...
34:43Sometimes these things, they can be like...
34:48It might be something bad.
34:50Yeah, no.
34:52Yeah, I'll come in.
34:53Of course.
34:55Do you wanna come in and shut the door?
34:59Thank you for seeing me.
35:01Oh, it's no problem, my lovely.
35:08So, you've had a bit of bleeding?
35:10Quite a lot of bleeding, yeah.
35:11Okay.
35:12And you are?
35:13Thirteen weeks, two days.
35:14Thirteen weeks, two days.
35:15Okay.
35:16And everything was okay with the 12-week scan?
35:18Er...
35:19Yep.
35:20Yes, yeah.
35:20All normal.
35:22Okay.
35:22Um, what do you wanna do about your lovely dress?
35:26I'll need to get your tummy.
35:27So, we can roll it up.
35:28Or there's a gown.
35:30Gown?
35:30Yeah.
35:31Yeah, might be easier.
35:34You wanna pop behind the curtain?
35:36Okay.
35:37Are you sure you don't want me to...
35:43Yeah.
35:44No, whatever you need, yeah.
35:45Sorry.
35:46No.
35:51Yeah.
36:29You've been somewhere nice.
36:32Oh, we were at a wedding.
36:34Oh, lovely.
36:35Yeah.
36:36How was the weather?
36:38It's nice, yeah.
36:40Kind of lose track of the day, innit?
36:41Mm-hmm.
36:50If you could pop yourself on the bed.
36:55You okay?
36:56Yeah.
37:00Oh, sorry.
37:01No.
37:01No, no.
37:02Mm-hmm.
37:03Yeah.
37:04Mm-hmm.
37:05If it's okay, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on.
37:08It might take me a little while, but when I have everything I need, I'll let you know what I
37:12can see.
37:13Is that okay?
37:14Yes.
37:22Ready for me to start?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Yes, please, thank you.
37:47This will be a bit cold.
37:58Okay.
38:00Let's have a little look.
38:13You can get yourself back to the wedding now.
38:15We missed the ceremony.
38:17Well, you can't even go back and have a drink.
38:18Right.
38:19Okay.
38:20Oh, she's at her wedding.
38:21She can't get drunk.
38:22Oh, don't torture.
38:23Don't do it to yourself.
38:26So, we're all good?
38:28Massive overreaction.
38:29No.
38:29As usual.
38:30Well, they'll probably want to do your bloods anyway.
38:32Just for fun.
38:33You have a really strange idea of fun.
38:42I started crying.
38:44Didn't I?
38:49We all did.
38:50You were really blood-brained.
38:51It's a magical moment.
38:53Such a relief.
38:54These stories about people going for the scanner and the baby's dead inside.
39:00Yeah.
39:01I've seen some really terrible stories.
39:03You'd think they'd know, right?
39:07Like, you'd think they'd...
39:09I mean, that it was dead.
39:11You'd think they'd know.
39:13I don't see how they couldn't know.
39:15But they said it's fairly normal, bleeding.
39:18I bled a lot through my first pregnancy.
39:20You're gonna get a drink.
39:21Can I get you?
39:23I...
39:24Do you...
39:24Are you alright to come in with me?
39:25I'm terrible with needles.
39:27Yeah, of course.
39:28I'm just gonna pop to the machine.
39:30Thanks.
39:32Do you pop, Lee?
39:34I'm sorry.
39:35What is that?
39:48I'm sorry.
39:50What's that?
39:51You're welcome, Marta.
39:52I'm not.
39:53I'm not.
39:54I'm not.
39:54I'm not.
39:55I'm not.
39:55You're welcome.
39:57I'm not.
39:57I'm not.
39:57So, with me, I'm not.
39:59But he couldn't have the situation.
40:01All right.
40:02Here we go!
40:43she was just hoping to get a drink
40:47sorry
41:04yeah
41:31Oh, good, Mike.
41:33Oh, good, oh, good.
41:35That's what I like to hear.
41:40You want to get yourself in the dance floor?
41:42That dance floor couldn't take me.
41:43Nothing can take me, mate.
41:46I'd tear the world up.
41:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:49The mysterious migraine.
41:52Yes.
41:54She vanishes into thin air.
41:57No, that's hilarious, Dad.
41:59No, it's all good.
42:00You'll meet her at breakfast.
42:01Of course I will.
42:03That's amazing.
42:04Breakfast.
42:06Yeah, no, it's brilliant.
42:08Yeah, I love it, Dad.
42:09I love it.
42:10He loves it.
42:12Of course he don't fucking love it.
42:37We never had our chat.
42:40You're getting, like, getting a bit close, mate.
42:43You're getting a bit sexy.
42:44Yeah.
42:45Yeah, I'm getting sexy.
42:47Yeah, you're getting desperate, mate.
42:49Lisa not, like, standing all close and shit.
42:55I'm just talking.
42:55Well, you can talk from over there.
42:57I can talk wherever I want.
42:58All right, you don't need to get, like...
43:00No, no, no, I'm not getting, like, anything.
43:01At least you're not giving you enough, mate.
43:03Yeah.
43:04Yeah, yeah, I'd have to be desperate.
43:06Sounds like you are.
43:12No.
43:14They had a good night out last week, the girls.
43:16It's all, like, yeah, no.
43:19Right.
43:19Yeah.
43:20It is burning.
43:21Oh, yeah, no doubt about it, mate, yeah.
43:24I bet you've got to roast it, man.
43:27Always.
43:33No, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
43:37About Amanda.
43:40What are you doing?
43:43You were all just like, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
43:46What do you need to say, really?
43:51Worry about it, mate.
43:53So, what do you need to say, really?
43:57You're worried about me.
43:58Okay, right.
44:00That's interesting.
44:02Oh, great.
44:03No, you're worried about me.
44:06Thanks, mate.
44:07Yeah, I appreciate that.
44:08I find that hilarious.
44:10That's it.
44:10I just...
44:11I find that...
44:12Yeah.
44:14No, that's excellent.
44:15You're worried about me.
44:16Very good.
44:16Well done.
44:16Brilliant.
44:19I mean, do I need to have a chat, really, about Lisa?
44:24Hmm?
44:25Do I?
44:27Do I go on about how she's fucking, like, miserable all the time
44:32and acts like she doesn't like me anymore, do I?
44:35Hmm?
44:36No, I don't, because I'm not a prick.
44:42Hilarious.
44:42What do you need to say, really?
44:48Well, it's kind of a new perspective.
44:51A gay perspective.
44:53You got something you want to tell me?
44:58I think you and me are both in a bit of a new place.
45:02Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place.
45:04It's hilarious.
45:06Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby and...
45:09You can't get her pregnant?
45:13Well, not...
45:14You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant.
45:16Which is it?
45:18Because you're all like,
45:20I want to talk to you about Amanda.
45:22You're all like, fucking, look at me.
45:25I'm married like a fucking prick.
45:29But actually, it's all just deflection, isn't it?
45:32It's so interesting.
45:34It's such an interesting example of human behaviour.
45:37It's sad, actually.
45:39It's really sad.
45:40You're a failure and you can't even face it.
45:45God, it must be mortifying.
45:47Your sperm count's fucking negatory.
45:49I mean, I bet Lisa's furious.
45:51No wonder she's so quiet.
45:52She's dumbstruck.
45:53She can't believe what she's married.
45:55No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time.
45:57I mean, I feel bad for you.
45:59It's embarrassing.
46:00Is there anything actually in your bollocks
46:03or is it just air?
46:04You're just jizzing air into your poor wife.
46:06Oh, no, man.
46:09Sorry.
46:11That is tragic, okay?
46:14I can see that that's tragic,
46:16but you don't go around taking it out on me and Amanda
46:21just because you're fucking jealous.
46:35I think you need to prepare yourself
46:37if you're not actually moving to Singapore.
46:44Why are you so desperate to go?
46:46Why do you think I'm desperate to go?
46:50What, you think I want to sit around here
46:52for another 20 years with you in my fucking ear, mate?
46:57You have no idea how patient I am with you.
47:01Well, I've had enough, mate.
47:02I've had enough.
47:03I can't wait.
47:04I cannot wait to get to Singapore
47:07and be away from you and your barren fucking wife,
47:11you thick, fucking useless, fucking failure.
47:30Have a good one, yeah?
47:32Mate, mate.
47:32Are you actually fucking doing this?
47:44I don't know.
48:07I don't know.
48:09I don't know.
48:37Did you mention Amanda or Singapore or...?
48:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:55Morning.
48:56Morning.
48:57Morning.
49:00How's night this morning?
49:02I don't know.
49:05Shall I meet you to the car?
49:06Yeah.
49:07You left me.
49:09I was worried about you.
49:13Why didn't you tell me where you were going?
49:17I didn't want to.
49:20You got the keys?
49:28Have you seen Dave?
49:30Oh, God.
49:31Did he have a late one?
49:33Someone's been a naughty boy.
49:42I think you and me.
49:44I think you and me, we're different.
49:45Like, with respect.
49:49Ages.
49:49Yeah, but age is a construct.
49:52Yeah, but age is a construct.
49:53Oh, totally.
49:54Age is capitalist, like...
49:56It's a way of getting you to, like...
49:59Yeah.
49:59Yeah.
50:00Hmm.
50:04I mean, these people that go on about age...
50:07Yeah.
50:07It's just...
50:08It's another way to confine people.
50:10Hmm.
50:14That's just the sort of thing I'd say.
50:17No.
50:17Yeah.
50:18Yeah.
50:21It's weird, Al.
50:23It's so weird.
50:25Hmm.
50:37Hmm.
50:59Hmm.
51:07That's not the case.
51:12I don't know.
51:12I didn't know.
51:13It's a good idea.
51:13I did not know.
51:13I really couldn'tero with my family.
51:16I didn't know.
51:16It's very weird.
51:16I did not know.
51:16This was too weird.
51:16It was really weird.
51:16This is like a big problem.
51:16Oh, my.
51:18So, I witnessed it.
51:20I put the chocolate on the top, but I know it's better than that.
51:27I'm sure I've got a lot of sweet potatoes and I'm not sure if you want to make it happen.
51:28Let's just go.
51:39All right, so we'll get to the top of this.
51:44It doesn't work until it's done.
51:46I think it's probably too expensive.
51:49Let's go.
52:18We're so alone.
52:25No one understands what we're going through.
52:36So we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff and not just...
52:44We use words, but we're not speaking.
52:52We'll end up like your parents, doing chit-chatting, laughing about nothing.
53:07If I don't have you, what do I have?
53:19I need you to talk to me and say, like...
53:28Anything.
53:30Anything you need to say, because I know you've got a lot of stuff going on in there, and I
53:38can see it's hurting you.
53:39But you're just waiting for it to go away, and it's not going anywhere.
53:46It won't just disappear.
53:50It'll sit there and rot.
53:57Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage, unless we say them.
54:08What do you want me to say?
54:18That's literally the worst thing you could have.
54:34You're such a fucking break sometimes.
54:37I'm so sorry.
54:37My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you
54:44When you stop the day with a little syllable
54:50Left unfinished
54:56When you move to kiss me
55:04Now each word bursts like a volcano
55:09Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
55:14I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
55:23Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
55:31And I, I just can't believe
55:36I found someone the same as me
55:40And I can't believe
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