- 12 hours ago
Babies 2026 - Season 1 Episode 4
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Amanda's pregnant.
00:02She's gonna dub Dave and move to Singapore.
00:05You need to tell him.
00:06I'll destroy the fucking bitch.
00:23Jesus.
00:29What do you mean?
00:30Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant?
00:35That's just getting like a broker.
00:36Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him and take the kid to Singapore?
00:46What's going on?
00:47What do you mean, what's going on?
00:49The bitch is pregnant, what do you think is fucking going on?
00:51Casual.
00:53Yeah, she said it was casual.
00:56Can I just take these?
00:58She had some ex that died and she said Dave is just a casual relationship.
01:03He's your best friend.
01:04Okay, just stop shouting.
01:07You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him.
01:24Have you had some of these?
01:29Hiroprofen?
01:29Yeah.
01:31I took a paracetamol up.
01:34Let me have him touch the sides.
01:36He's got a paracetamol up.
01:36He's got a paracetamol up.
01:44He's got a paracetamol up.
02:03I'm working near his office today.
02:06I'll take him a coffee, face it, head on.
02:12I've had his phone charger in my van for ages,
02:14so I'll use that as an excuse for why I'm doing it.
02:17I'll take him one of his push coffees.
02:19Oh, yeah, nice.
02:20And then I'll have a big chat.
02:24Take it all out, man to man.
02:26I'll tell him she's using him
02:30and he's not actually going to Singapore.
02:33Good mates, he'll be fine.
02:36He needs to know.
02:43So, she came out and just told you she was pregnant.
02:48Did she get a chance to talk about you?
02:53You?
03:02She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding.
03:12Are you going to do your hair together?
03:14I hope so, yeah.
03:17Wait to wear nails.
03:19Girly.
03:21You enjoy that.
03:23Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room.
03:28I think I hate her.
03:31I should have seen her sitting there.
03:34Jog basically all the food.
03:37Oh, Jesus.
03:38Shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands.
03:41I think I actually hate her.
03:54Never used to hate anyone.
04:07Your dreams are up in arms
04:10Because they say they can't compete with you
04:14And stop the day with a little syllable
04:20Left unfinished
04:26When you move to kiss me
04:34Now each word bursts like a volcano
04:39Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:48But grab the keyboard and a microphone
04:52Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
05:21But I thought you could probably do one.
05:25It's a bit late, but...
05:26Really?
05:28What are you saying?
05:28What are you saying?
05:29Caffey doesn't keep you awake?
05:30No, I'm saying...
05:31You're saying that you're the only person in the universe
05:32I'm saying I could cry with a coffee at 4.30 for you
05:35You're hilarious
05:36Have a good one
05:39Thank you
05:40Yeah
05:40So how's Amanda been?
05:42All good?
05:43Singapore?
05:46What are you doing?
05:49What are you doing mate?
05:52Singapore, Singapore
06:09Singapore, Singapore
06:12Yeah, yeah
06:13Yeah, yeah
06:13Really do
06:14Yeah
06:18So she's going around telling me
06:20And I hardly know her
06:21Telling me she's pregnant
06:23And she hasn't told the father
06:27Oh, Amanda
06:28Rack-a-lamp
06:31Shorter champagne
06:32And a rack-a-lamp
06:33Made to split the bill
06:36She applied for a job in Singapore
06:38Okay, I'm back
06:39Sorry about that
06:40That's okay, we're still here
06:41Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner
06:43And which one of us is the pet
06:48You good to start the meeting?
06:50Yep
06:52Okay
06:55Sorry, I couldn't make it in this morning
06:56There he is
07:00What are you doing here?
07:02Huh?
07:02You following us?
07:03You're the one following me mate
07:09I'm so joking
07:10How are you?
07:11I'm okay
07:12Ready for a weekend of Mayhem?
07:14Every weekend's a weekend of Mayhem
07:18We're here for the wedding
07:19We've got a lot of you in today
07:22Promise not to be too rowdy
07:24He's your problem
07:25We're the groomsmen
07:26So duty to get absolutely shit-faced
07:28Oh, groomsmen
07:30So you didn't make it to best man
07:32He likes you
07:33But not quite enough
07:37I'm scared
07:38Look at my little room
07:55Not quite long
07:58We're not going to be very good
07:59We need to go
07:59To the wedding
07:59To the wedding
07:59To the wedding
08:01We're here
08:02We're here
08:20You said that the car was empty.
08:22I said the boot was empty.
08:30There's a difference between a car and a boot.
08:34It's so basic.
08:41I mean, seriously, that's like so basic.
08:59Hey.
09:00Hey.
09:02Hey.
09:03Yeah.
09:03Yes.
09:04They've left my laptop in the car.
09:07Uh-oh.
09:20How's Lisa?
09:23Uh, busy.
09:24Oh, God.
09:27Oh, God.
09:54Headhunted?
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:56In Singapore?
09:57Yes.
09:59Wow.
10:03Are you heading out or...?
10:05Yes.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Uh, chewing gum.
10:09I like to keep a packet on me, but that's falling out of my pocket.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Uh, Dave mentioned you're still working through the practicalities in Singapore.
10:23Yeah, there's a lot to think about.
10:25Yeah.
10:25There's a lot to think about.
10:26So excited.
10:27About the two of you moving to Singapore.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Yeah.
10:34Yeah.
10:34He's really excited.
10:35He's telling everyone.
10:39Yeah, no, in his head, he's, like, he's definitely going there, which would be great for him, but I suppose
10:49if there's any chance he might not be going there.
10:53Yeah.
10:53I know what you're doing.
10:55What?
10:56What am I doing?
10:57What do you mean, what are you doing?
11:00What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum?
11:05You followed me out of my room.
11:07I mean, I genuinely lost my chewing gum.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Fuck off.
11:13I know that Lisa's told you.
11:15You manipulate her.
11:16I can see the sadness in her eyes.
11:19So go and tell Dave that I'm going to Singapore without him telling him I'm pregnant.
11:21But please, you'd save me a load of hassle.
11:24Honestly, I wasn't...
11:26Have some fucking bollocks, yeah?
11:29You're all fucking full of yourself, aren't you?
11:32And your jokes, which actually aren't anything any normal person would find funny.
11:36And you fucking stand there, waving your stupid dick around, but men like you are fucking terrified of telling the
11:42fucking truth.
11:48He actually said that?
11:50Yep.
11:53God, that's so funny.
11:56He said I was excited about moving to Singapore.
12:00When?
12:01Literally just now.
12:04Why would he say that?
12:06I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore.
12:08Promise.
12:09Hand on heart.
12:10I'm a dad's life.
12:26What was it?
12:27Oh, it was down the side of the driver's seat side bit.
12:35It was falling out of your pocket.
12:40There it is.
12:41There's half the desk.
12:43Move your back.
12:43We go home in front of the desk.
12:44One more time.
12:48I can't.
12:50This is my dad's side.
12:53The other part, my dad's back.
12:53It's my dad's back.
12:58It's my dad's back.
13:00I can't.
13:05Your dad's back.
13:08Is that the best way of doing it?
13:12Got a better one?
13:13Probably.
13:15What would you do?
13:16Just hold them in your hand?
13:17I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table.
13:19Really?
13:20Yeah.
13:22There's like 100 of them.
13:23Yeah, there's 85.
13:26Whatever, it's like...
13:27There's a difference between 85 and 100.
13:30I think even you can work that out.
13:33Here's the favours.
13:35Great.
13:36Thanks, mate.
13:37Just need one on each seat.
13:39Great.
13:39Good luck.
13:42Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table.
13:44What's that?
13:46Interesting strategy.
13:47He's just laying all the names out.
13:49He was going to do it from his hand.
13:51I think you guys just need to get a room.
13:55Clearly, yeah.
13:57He'd love that.
13:58He should be so lucky.
13:59I'd give him a shock, I tell you.
14:01I'd give him a shock.
14:02Best night of his life.
14:16Hey, hey there.
14:18That's nice.
14:20Yeah.
14:24Dave, ate all three biscuits.
14:27I was like, I wouldn't be needing them.
14:30You can also have a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant.
14:32I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps.
14:36No, I was saying, just give me a text when you're done with work.
14:39Or nearly done. I'll come over.
14:41I don't mind sitting and waiting.
14:43Oh.
14:46So much to do.
14:47Oh, God.
14:49Yeah, I better get back to it, actually.
14:52Yeah.
14:53No, yeah.
14:54No, I'll see you in a bit.
14:55I'll see you in a bit.
15:22So should we just do the favours as we go?
15:25Uh, do it at the end? All at once?
15:30Yeah.
15:32I don't mind.
15:35I just remember at our wedding, we...
15:37Our wedding, if you did at your wedding.
15:51Sorry, mate.
15:52All good.
15:53I just find it funny.
15:54Yeah.
15:56That one?
15:57Yeah.
16:04No, wedding's not even, like...
16:08It's mine.
16:11I'm not being rude, but...
16:13I'm just like...
16:14Wedding?
16:15Really?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Not for me.
16:25I just think when you've had a kid, like I have, you reach a sort of emotional maturity.
16:31Yeah.
16:32You understand, like, depth.
16:36Yeah.
16:39It's like me and Amanda.
16:40Yeah.
16:42What we have is...
16:43It's so profound.
16:46It's frightening.
16:47Yeah.
16:48It's bigger than a wedding.
16:52I just...
16:53I think you live in this quite shallow world.
16:56But that will change if...
16:59You ever have the guts to become a dad.
17:04No offence.
17:10I'm so offended.
17:13Look at me.
17:14I'm so offended.
17:26Wedding's just so beautiful.
17:29Totally.
17:29And meaningful.
17:30Yeah.
17:30And they give you a candle.
17:32You can't just assume everyone has a man for peace.
17:35Yes!
17:36Oh, my God.
17:37That's...
17:38Yeah.
17:39Weird.
17:40That's exactly what I'd say.
17:43Is it?
17:44Yeah.
17:46I don't...
17:47Don't we start the rehearsal?
17:49Yeah.
17:49Thanks.
17:58Why do they eat your hands?
18:00Yes!
18:01Good.
18:02Well, exactly.
18:03It's just...
18:04It's just so fucking sanitised.
18:06Yes!
18:06I can't stand that.
18:09Yeah.
18:09The sanitisation of the...
18:11Like, er...
18:13Global West.
18:22I'm awake.
18:41We're not having sex.
19:16You've got all the chocolates, yeah?
19:28You've got all the chocolates?
19:35Oh, no!
19:36What's happened to your chocolates?
19:41Hello?
19:43Hello?
19:47Oh, no!
19:48Look!
19:49Quick!
19:50Oh, no!
19:51Look!
19:53Who's got all the chocolates now, eh?
19:56Hello?
20:03Any babies?
20:05Oh.
20:07Yeah, it's a higher chair.
20:08It's on the other side of the room.
20:10Oh, someone will make this holder.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Yeah, cool style.
20:17I've had Amanda round.
20:21Nice.
20:23Yeah, but she couldn't stay because I'm so busy with work.
20:26Mm.
20:27And you had to die off.
20:29I know, right?
20:33I was Dave.
20:39Oh.
20:41Yeah, okay.
20:44And he has no idea she's pregnant.
20:49Does that mean he does know or he doesn't know?
20:53Yeah, he doesn't know.
20:54Sorry.
20:54So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore.
21:03We should tell him tonight in front of her.
21:07I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face.
21:18I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
21:24Lovely.
21:37Here they are.
21:38Oh, sorry, Marlon.
21:40Hey.
21:41How are you?
21:42How are you?
21:43How are you, Marlon?
21:43Yeah, I mean, we've had a bit of a disaster with the flowers.
21:47Oh, God.
21:48Yeah, so I'm...
21:49Oh, it's just...
21:50Just flowers.
21:51It's, uh...
21:52It's just flowers.
21:56Get nervous.
21:58Nervous?
21:58Nervous?
21:58She said she was nervous.
22:00I was just, uh, talking about the flowers.
22:02I'll be nervous in marrying you tomorrow.
22:04I'll be like, can you guys be nervous as you're marrying him?
22:14What are you doing?
22:22Let me get this.
22:23I can get it.
22:24You mad?
22:26Come on.
22:26No, I'm just back to water.
22:27I don't even buy you a drink.
22:29Why?
22:31Because I want to get my mate a drink.
22:33Hey.
22:34Mm-hm.
22:44They're like, why aren't you drinking?
22:46Yeah.
22:47It's the worst, literally the worst thing.
22:49I mean, really.
22:51Though you do say a lot of money on chocolate.
22:59Oh, no, no.
23:00I just made me take these, pop outside for a bit, have a nice little chat.
23:03Yeah.
23:04You want to have a chat?
23:08We like having chats.
23:11Keep it decent, boys.
23:13Keep it decent.
23:14He wants to have a chat.
23:15You want to have a chat?
23:16What do you want to chat about?
23:16He wants to talk about his feelings.
23:18A little chat about his feelings.
23:39Oh, good to see you.
23:41I see you.
23:43You look amazing.
23:51You're there.
23:54Oh, great.
23:55Thanks.
23:56That was all it.
23:57Yeah, we're splitting up the couples.
23:58Oh, nice.
23:59Yeah.
24:03Good morning.
24:03No, no, no.
24:05You're not in the room.
24:07No, no, no.
24:08No, no, no.
24:09No, no, no.
24:10No, no, no.
24:11No, no, no, no.
24:13No, no, no, no, no.
24:23No, no, no, no.
24:33I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here.
24:54You're failing her.
24:58It might be that you don't notice because you're a man.
25:00You don't do empathy.
25:04But I'd like to point out that you maybe, perhaps,
25:10as a husband, have a role to play in helping her.
25:14I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously.
25:17I mean, if that's something that you're not incapable of.
25:20You didn't just reduce everything to your pointless fucking banter.
25:24Have you actually said anything that means anything,
25:26or is it all just fucking noise?
25:27Oh, hey.
25:28Oh, here she is.
25:30Where am I sitting?
25:32I hear us playing out the couples.
25:34Right here, next to me.
25:36We can make a plan for tomorrow.
25:47You okay?
25:47Hey.
25:50Oh, is it not okay?
25:52Are you asking me if I'm okay?
25:54In what world?
25:55Why don't I be okay?
26:05Take me to Singapore.
26:09Yes, it is.
26:10I'm okay.
26:14You're gonna meet my dad tomorrow.
26:15I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore.
26:23Take me to Singapore.
26:24Take me to Singapore.
26:27Come on.
26:28I love you.
26:30What the fuck?
26:31Look at me.
26:32I'm crying.
26:34You're not crying.
26:41I'm crying.
27:08Alright.
27:11How much?
27:12Good journey.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Not bad.
27:19How are you, mate?
27:21Yeah, yeah.
27:21I'm good.
27:22Still here.
27:23Yeah, well.
27:24Some in, innit?
27:24It is, yeah.
27:31I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours.
27:35Absolutely.
27:36Is she awake yet?
27:38Or is she still exhausted from all the fucking?
27:47Oh, you alright, boy?
27:49There he is.
27:49There he is.
27:51There he is.
27:53Oh, mate.
27:54Good to see you.
27:55Oh, thank you.
27:56Hey.
27:57You look amazing.
28:01So do you.
28:02Oh, don't.
28:03I feel terrible.
28:03I mean, I don't have a bonk.
28:05I mean, I don't have a bonk.
28:05I'm only like 13 weeks to, but...
28:07It just feels so full inside.
28:11Just let me get my, er...
28:13Yeah.
28:13Course.
28:14Good cause we're gonna...
28:15One minute.
28:16One minute.
28:17One minute.
28:18One minute.
28:19One minute.
28:19One minute.
28:21One minute.
28:45I'll see you down there. Sorry.
28:50No worries.
29:13Oh, look at you and your fancy gear.
29:16He's all dressed up for you, Raph, mate, so for you.
29:19Are they for me and all?
29:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
29:21Got you some little flowers, mate.
29:22I got you some chocolate.
29:25You would, wouldn't you?
29:27I can believe that.
29:28That is highly likely.
29:30Oh, you flowers, chocolate.
29:40They love it.
29:43They love it.
29:44They love it.
29:46They love it.
29:48They love it.
30:04They love it.
30:26They love it.
30:27They love it.
30:28They love it.
30:29They love it.
30:42Oh, God.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:38Hi.
31:46Amanda, who's in here?
31:50I don't know what this means, okay?
31:55Let's just focus on the facts.
32:04Sometimes, bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy.
32:12Hi, come on.
32:15Come on.
32:26Do you want me to get Dave?
32:32Oh, here he is.
32:33Okay.
32:41Just put...
32:47There, just put hay or whatever you normally start with.
32:54Keep it breezy.
32:56I have a really bad migraine.
32:59Then put something like...
33:03Lisa's looking after me.
33:04Oh, God.
33:14Two...
33:16One...
33:18Two...
33:20Three...
33:22One...
33:23Two...
33:25Three...
33:27Ten...
33:28Nice and calm.
33:31Good, really well.
33:32She's having a fucking miscarriage.
33:35She's ha...
33:37Can you hear me?
33:38Steven?
33:41She's having...
33:42A fucking...
33:43How is it?
33:51It's blood.
33:54Is it dark blood?
33:56Is it dark blood?
33:57Is it...
33:59Patches?
34:00Spotting?
34:01Any lumps?
34:04It's kind of, um...
34:08I think it's quite a lot there.
34:12And that can be normal.
34:15Yes.
34:17Just...
34:17Tons of it.
34:18She's having a...
34:21Oh, my God.
34:22And you need to birth.
34:2417th of February, 1983.
34:26I'll...
34:27I'll wait in here.
34:30Are you...
34:30Are you sure?
34:31Yeah, don't worry.
34:36Oh, you...
34:36You could come in.
34:38It's...
34:39Quite private.
34:40Yeah, I...
34:40I don't mind.
34:41Okay.
34:43But it's...
34:43Sometimes these things, they can be like...
34:48There might be something bad.
34:50Yeah, no.
34:52Yeah, I'll come in.
34:53Of course.
34:55Do you want to come in and shut the door?
34:59Thank you for seeing me.
35:01Oh, it's no problem, my lovely.
35:07Okay.
35:08So, you've had a bit of bleeding?
35:10Quite a lot of bleeding, yeah.
35:11Okay.
35:12And you are?
35:1313 weeks, two days.
35:1413 weeks, two days.
35:15Okay.
35:16And everything was okay with the 12-week scan?
35:18Er, yeah.
35:20Yes, yeah.
35:20All normal.
35:22Okay.
35:22Um, what do you want to do about your lovely dress?
35:26I'll need to get your tummy.
35:27So, we can roll it up.
35:28Oh, there's a gown.
35:30Gown, yeah.
35:31Yeah, it might be easier.
35:34Do you want to pop behind the curtain?
35:36Okay.
35:38Are you sure you don't want me to...?
35:43Yeah.
35:44No, whatever you need, yeah.
35:45Sorry.
35:46No.
35:51Yeah.
36:04No you don't...
36:07No.
36:10No.
36:29You've been somewhere nice?
36:33We were at a wedding.
36:34Oh, lovely.
36:35Yeah.
36:36How was the weather?
36:38It's nice, yeah.
36:40Kind of lose track of the day, isn't it?
36:41Mm-hmm.
36:50If you could pop yourself on the bed.
36:56You okay?
36:56Yeah.
37:00Oh, sorry.
37:01No.
37:05If it's okay, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on.
37:08It might take me a little while, but when I have everything I need, I'll let you know what I
37:12can see.
37:13Is that okay?
37:14Yes, thank you.
37:22Ready for me to start?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Yes, please.
37:47This will be a bit cold.
37:48This will be a bit cold.
37:58Okay.
38:00Let's have a little look.
38:14You can get yourself back to the wedding now.
38:15We missed the ceremony.
38:17Well, you can't even go back and have a drink.
38:18Right.
38:19Okay.
38:20Oh, she's at her wedding.
38:21She can't get drunk.
38:22Oh, don't torture.
38:23Don't do it to yourself.
38:25So, we're all good?
38:27Massive overreaction.
38:29No.
38:29As usual.
38:30Well, I'll probably want to do your bloods anyway.
38:32Just for fun.
38:33You have a really strange idea of fun.
38:42I started crying.
38:44Didn't I?
38:45Yeah.
38:48We all did.
38:50You were really blood-brained.
38:52It's a magical moment.
38:53Such a relief.
38:55You hear these stories about people going for the scanner and the baby's dead inside?
39:00Yeah.
39:01I've seen some really terrible stories.
39:03You'd think they'd know, right?
39:08Like, you'd think they'd...
39:10I mean, that it was dead.
39:11You'd think they'd know.
39:13I don't see how they couldn't know.
39:15But they said it's fairly normal, bleeding.
39:18I bled a lot through my first pregnancy.
39:20You're going to get a drink.
39:20Can I get you?
39:23Actually, are you all right to come in with me?
39:26I'm terrible with needles.
39:27Yeah, of course.
39:28I'm just going to pop to the machine.
39:29Thanks.
39:32So, you have to leave?
39:34Yeah.
39:48I have to leave.
40:00I'm sorry.
40:03I'm sorry.
40:19New York City
40:43she was just hoping to get a drink
40:47sorry
41:04yeah
41:12oh
41:14oh
41:14oh
41:14oh
41:15oh
41:15oh
41:30good
41:33all good
41:34all good
41:35that's what I like to hear
41:39you want to get yourself in the dance floor
41:41that dance floor couldn't take me
41:43nothing can take me mate
41:46I'd tear the world up
41:47yeah yeah yeah
41:49the mysterious migraine
41:52yes
41:54she vanishes into thin air
41:57that's
41:58hilarious dad
41:59no it's all good
41:59you'll meet her at breakfast
42:02that's amazing
42:04breakfast
42:07it's brilliant
42:08I love it dad
42:09he loves it
42:12of course he don't fucking love it
42:17I love it
42:18I love it
42:21I love it
42:36I love it
42:43you're getting a bit sexy
42:44yeah
42:46I'm getting sexy
42:47yeah you're getting desperate mate
42:49Lisa not like
42:50what
42:52standing all close and shit
42:54I'm just talking
42:55well you can talk from over there
42:57don't talk wherever I want
42:58alright you don't need to get like
42:59no no no I'm not getting like anything
43:01Lisa not giving you enough mate
43:03yeah yeah I'd have to be desperate
43:06sounds like you are
43:11nah
43:14they had a good night out last week the girls
43:16it's all like yeah you know
43:18alright
43:19yeah
43:20it is burning
43:21oh yeah no doubt about it mate
43:22yeah
43:24I bet you gotta roast it now
43:26always
43:33no I just
43:34wanted to have a chat really
43:38about Amanda
43:40what are you doing
43:43you were all just like
43:44I just wanted to have a chat really
43:46why do you need to say really
43:51worry about it mate
43:53so why do you need to say really
43:57you're worried about me
43:58you're worried about me
43:58okay right
43:59hmm
44:00that's interesting
44:02oh great
44:03no you're worried about me
44:06thanks mate
44:06yeah I appreciate that
44:07I find that hilarious
44:09that's it
44:10I just
44:10I find that
44:11yeah
44:13no that's excellent
44:15you're worried about me
44:16very good well done
44:16brilliant
44:19I mean
44:20do I need to
44:21have a chat really
44:22about Lisa
44:24hmm
44:24do I
44:27do I
44:27do I
44:27go on about
44:29how she's
44:29fucking like
44:31miserable all the time
44:32and
44:32acts like she doesn't like me anymore
44:34do I
44:35hmm
44:35no I don't
44:36because I'm not a prick
44:42don't
44:42what did he say really
44:48tell me
44:49Hofra가
44:49the next kind of new perspective
44:50a gay perspective
44:53you've got something you want to tell me
44:54er
44:59think you and me are both in a bit of a new place
45:01Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place.
45:04It's hilarious.
45:06Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby and...
45:09You can't get her pregnant?
45:13Well, not...
45:14You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant?
45:16Which is it?
45:18Cos you're all like,
45:20I want to talk to you about Amanda.
45:22You're all like, fucking, look at me.
45:25I'm married like a fucking prick.
45:29But actually, it's all just deflection, isn't it?
45:32It's so interesting.
45:34Such an interesting example of human behaviour.
45:37It's sad, actually.
45:39It's really sad.
45:40You're a failure and you can't even face it.
45:45God, it must be mortifying.
45:47Your sperm count's fucking negatory.
45:49I mean, I bet Lisa's furious.
45:51No wonder she's so quiet.
45:52She's dumbstruck.
45:53She can't believe what she's married.
45:54No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time.
45:57I mean, I feel bad for you.
45:59It's embarrassing.
46:00Is there anything actually in your bollocks
46:03or is it just air?
46:04You're just jizzing air into your poor wife.
46:07Oh, no, man.
46:09Sorry.
46:11That is tragic, okay?
46:14I can see that that's tragic.
46:16But you don't go around taking it out on me and Amanda
46:21just because you're fucking jealous.
46:35I think you need to prepare yourself
46:37if you're not actually moving to Singapore.
46:44Why are you so desperate to go?
46:46Why do you think I'm desperate to go?
46:50What, you think I want to sit around here
46:52for another 20 years with you in my fucking ear?
46:56Mate, you have no idea how patient I am with you.
47:01Well, I've had enough, mate.
47:02I've had enough.
47:03I can't wait.
47:04I cannot wait to get to Singapore
47:07and be away from you and your barren fucking wife,
47:11you thick fucking useless fucking failure.
47:30Have a good one, yeah?
47:32Mate, mate.
47:32Are you actually fucking doing this?
47:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
48:03Oh, no, no, no, no.
48:33It's great, yeah.
48:36It's been a nice chat.
48:38Did you mention Amanda or Singapore or...?
48:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:55Morning.
48:56Morning.
49:00How's night this morning?
49:02I don't know.
49:05Shall I meet you to the car?
49:06Yeah.
49:07You left me.
49:09I was worried about you.
49:13Why didn't you tell me where you were going?
49:17I didn't want to.
49:20You got the keys?
49:28Have you seen Dave?
49:30Oh, God.
49:31Did he have a late one?
49:33Someone's been a naughty boy.
49:42I think you and me, we're different.
49:45Like, with respect.
49:49Ages.
49:50Yeah, but age is a construct.
49:52Oh, totally.
49:54It's a capitalist life.
49:55It's a way of getting you to, like...
49:59Yeah.
50:00Yeah.
50:01Hmm.
50:04I mean, these people that go on about age...
50:07Yeah.
50:07It's just...
50:08It's another way to confine people.
50:10Hmm.
50:14That's just the sort of thing I'd say.
50:17No.
50:17Yeah.
50:20It's weird, Al.
50:23It's so weird.
50:25Hmm.
50:37Hmm.
50:39Hmm.
50:42Hmm.
50:57Hmm.
51:19Hmm.
51:49Let's go.
52:18We're so alone.
52:25No one understands what we're going through.
52:36So we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff and not just...
52:44We use words, but we're not speaking.
52:52We'll end up like your parents doing chit-chat and laughing about nothing.
53:07If I don't have you, what do I have?
53:21I need you to talk to me and say, like, anything, anything you need to say, because I know you've
53:35got a lot of stuff going on in there, and I can see it's hurting you.
53:39But you're just waiting for it to go away and it's not going anywhere.
53:46It won't just disappear.
53:50It'll sit there and rot.
53:57Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage unless we say them.
54:08What do you want me to say?
54:18It's literally the worst thing you could have.
54:34You're such a fucking break sometimes.
54:36You're such a good news.
54:37My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
54:44And you start the day with a little syllable.
54:49Left unfinished.
54:56When you move to kiss me.
55:04Now each word bursts like a volcano.
55:10Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
55:18I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone.
55:23Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
55:31And I, I just can't believe I found someone the same as me.
56:01It's terrifying.
56:05It's Wisconsin, who's in Pennsylvania.
Comments