#video #pushers s01e06 skyfire Episode 6 Engsub
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00:00MUSIC
00:12Lenny is onto us!
00:15Get me close enough. I'll throw a punch.
00:17Can't promise where it'll land, but he'll die.
00:20We need to be smarter than mindlessly murdering a man.
00:28It's not what Maz would have wanted.
00:31You make it sound like he's dead!
00:35Well, his bladder's dead, and it would be weird to say
00:38it's not what Maz's bladder would have wanted.
00:41I'm ready to kill.
00:42With an 80-unit injection of insulin,
00:44Lenny Kennedy will have a sudden glucose drop,
00:46experiencing confusion before major seizures,
00:49leading to overheating and his brain to die.
00:52Oh. Well, unless he's a type 2 diabetic...
00:55Like Maz?
00:56..in which case it'll only make him stronger.
00:57What? I'm not diabetic.
01:01Hey, Maz. Get well soon, et cetera.
01:06I got you a little something,
01:08and I cut your favourite and go all that.
01:10Well, that's a spice.
01:11What do I look like? A narrator?
01:16Oh, my God! That's it!
01:23What? All this violence makes me hungry.
01:27I've been running on watermelon vert fumes for two f***ing days, man.
01:55I'll take care of the minibus, can I?
01:57Will you get the kid off to her exam?
01:59If you want something killing properly,
02:02you can do it yourself.
02:04Sit your ass down and don't move.
02:13I have apologised for breaking your recorder, my darling.
02:17I'm sure they'll have a spare one you can use.
02:21Alright?
02:25Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey,
02:28and I'll be back before you can say it.
02:32F***ing move!
02:33Alright, then. Come on. This way.
02:36Sorry.
02:42I know why we get Lenny.
02:46He planned.
02:47Shabbat.
02:48We picked the pricks at death for the cactus?
02:50No, we...
02:51Drown him in curry. Face first in a big old vat.
02:53Anyone ask, we claim he was a hungry boy, and he slipped.
02:55No, we...
02:57We'll shoot him in his big fat bastard face,
03:00then plant a tree in commemoration,
03:03then piss on him!
03:05Oh, for fuck's sake,
03:07we planned the space on Lenny.
03:12My bag is full of it,
03:16and with the dirty money,
03:20and Daphne.
03:22Those were important medical notes.
03:23I'll meet Lenny,
03:26begging forgiveness,
03:28my sincerest apologies
03:33for dealing drugs in your town.
03:39That's perfectly okay.
03:41I forgive you.
03:42And thank you for being such a fabulous daughter-in-law.
03:47Let's hope now.
03:48But beneath the dirty money
03:54is Daphne
03:57and a kilo
03:59of space
04:02directly connected Lenny
04:06to the black's new supply line.
04:11So, what's my job?
04:14Harry can be my lockout.
04:28I shall take this bag of suspicious money away now.
04:31And they can alert their pellets
04:35over their rats, Lenny.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:40You'll knit, sunshine.
04:42Bad luck, old boy.
04:43With the bag and lend.
04:47You and Max and Pat
04:50will leave town for a bit
04:55till the heat dies down.
04:58There will be three of our drugs
05:03and we can finally go legit.
05:10OK?
05:12Wait, can you say that again?
05:16Oh, this is their way out.
05:21Emily?
05:22Not their way out.
05:24Where is he?
05:26Get out of here.
05:28Get out of here.
05:31Get out of here.
05:32Get out of here.
05:35Get out of here.
05:35Don't move.
05:36Get out of here.
05:36Don't move.
05:37Get out of here.
05:41Hiya, love.
05:42I'm looking for Mazzie and me.
05:44Stuck him in last night.
05:45Nice fella.
05:46Stab wound.
05:49Look!
05:50They're a whiteboard!
05:54Don't move.
05:55Don't move.
05:58Daddy's acting weird again.
06:00I think I've seen your girlfriend.
06:01And nobody cares about my recorder exam.
06:09Right, let's go, man.
06:11Let's go.
06:15Here.
06:17It's deady, daddy.
06:18That's it.
06:18It's deady.
06:19It's deady.
06:20It's all right, daddy.
06:24Why don't everyone look that bastard same?
06:33Come on.
06:34Mate, you're doing all right?
06:36You know, like, no bladder and that.
06:38It's just like real life changing shit, you know?
06:42I'll be all right.
06:43I think we'll all have wee bags one day.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Save so much time.
06:49Yeah.
06:53There you go.
06:54I just went whilst making eye contact with you.
06:58Right.
07:01All right, come on, let's go.
07:02Go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:08Come on.
07:11Here, how are you in?
07:14Push.
07:15Well done, you.
07:17Push.
07:18Here we are.
07:19I can't be quite some time ago, Doctor.
07:21No, no, we're not.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26Is that thing the baby?
07:28That's her anus.
07:30She's doing a poo.
07:31Why?
07:31Aye.
07:39That can't be arse, Sean.
07:41It's not me.
07:41My name's...
07:46Sean.
07:48Well, it is me.
07:49We've not seen you in a while, love.
07:50Shall I pop kettle on?
07:57Oi!
07:57Stop!
07:58Fuck!
07:59Oh!
07:59Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:02Oh!
08:07Oh, mate.
08:09Just move, yeah?
08:17Oh!
08:18Oh, mate.
08:21Rock!
08:27Am I?
08:29Dad!
08:30Well, it's not my blood.
08:33It is strange.
08:35Fucking stay there, you.
08:36Yeah, mate!
08:37Excuse me, ma'am.
08:39Oh!
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:47We're too far gone for a section.
08:48Oh, we're too far, mate.
08:50We are at the second stage, er, so maybe a bunch is advisable.
08:53Oh, yeah, right.
08:54My old friend Vontaloo.
08:55Yeah, nice and hot, like.
08:57Yeah.
08:57Er, what?
08:59Er, always gets things moving for me.
09:01Did you just say Vontaloo?
09:02What is that?
09:03It's, erm...
09:04It's the same word.
09:06Thing.
09:06Vonta.
09:07It's the thing what you said.
09:09Er, vacuum extraction.
09:11You wanna suck the baby out of that big old gash?
09:13Oh, God.
09:14I've messed up, haven't I?
09:20What the fuck am I looking at now?
09:22Doctor, you need to deliver this baby.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25I can't.
09:25I'm...
09:26I'm just not ready.
09:27It's alright.
09:28It's alright.
09:28Don't worry.
09:29Maz mate.
09:30Shall we do this?
09:32Yeah.
09:33Yeah.
09:34I'm not nervous.
09:40Right.
09:40All me back.
09:41All the...
09:42Give it me.
09:43Bump.
09:43Bump action.
09:46I'm sure I bought some of my like this off Kangol.
09:49He said that he'd help me with me confidence issues.
09:52It's all one to me too, man.
09:54Didn't fucking work.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:57I'm sorry about that.
10:14You are so fucked, little lady.
10:17I have a Daphne.
10:23I mean a gun.
10:26I have a gun.
10:36You look yaffhotep?
10:41Stop.
10:43I'll help me.
10:46After you fuckface.
10:50Oh no.
10:52No, you have got some elephantine bollocks fucking about on my streets
10:58What are you doing? Stop that?
11:06In your
11:09I hate dealers like you
11:11You fuckers you spread misery like it was butter. I have kept this town clean for years
11:18There are rules clear simple rules. Why the fuck doesn't anybody get that?
11:26You're very welcome to buy my good clean weed. You're very welcome to snort my good clean jack
11:34But if you want to huff some evil fuckers spice or inject shitty heroin into your penis
11:40So you end up with an infection and the NHS amputate your legs and you face a life of begging
11:46lying on the pavement
11:47drooling then fuck off the hole
11:51Agreed
11:53Hole is
11:55Shit
11:56Oh God
12:00The baby looks distressed character
12:03The baby's distressed
12:04I'm fucking distressed
12:06Get out
12:06Get out
12:07Get out
12:08Get out
12:15That's it
12:16I'm gonna vomit
12:18Don't you dare throbbing that open wound
12:22Now before I begin a procedure
12:23Would the patient please consent to a group of student doctors witnessing you?
12:27Get out
12:28Get out
12:29Get out
12:35Would you stop that?
12:41Excuse me
12:42Do you work here?
12:44No
12:45I mean yes
12:46I work here
12:49Welcome
12:50Is this recorder for sale?
12:52Well, um, yes, um, it's foodie pins, um, let me put in the case for you.
13:03Daddy?
13:04Yes?
13:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
13:08She has her exam in 20 minutes.
13:10And what the hell's going on here?
13:15Oh, there you are.
13:16Um, this is for you.
13:21Well, it's a new recorder, love, for your exam.
13:25And this lovely bunny is for you.
13:27And it's for me, too. It's a joint present.
13:33From you? No, it isn't.
13:37God, I'll go by. Bye!
13:40Oh, no, bye!
13:46Yeah, bye.
13:47Bye.
13:49Well, just text me later, then, Em, yeah?
13:54What?
13:58Fuck it, man!
13:59Fuck it!
14:01That door opens, yeah?
14:02You get in there and look like you fucking belong there, man!
14:05I don't...
14:05I don't really think...
14:06I'm up to delivering another baby to them.
14:09Oi, stay there!
14:10Come on.
14:12You're mine.
14:14All right, mate.
14:15I've got you better.
14:20Hey, old big fella!
14:22I've done all walks, didn't I?
14:31Oh, God!
14:40Oh, God!
14:41Welcome to the inerection.
14:45Sanctum!
14:46Sanctum!
14:48Sanctum.
14:48Why are you covered in...
14:49in jam?
14:51It's the blood of a stranger.
14:55Why are you covered in jam?
14:59Also the blood of a stranger, eh, man?
15:02Open this fucking door!
15:06I will tear this slab of dead fucking tree off its fucking inches, you fuckers!
15:14Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy.
15:17Oh, you all right?
15:19Oh!
15:20Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:24Ash!
15:25You're supposed to fuckheads!
15:28It's Jack Nicholson in there!
15:31Quick!
15:32Quick!
15:32Give me Daphne now!
15:33Easy, come on!
15:35Really?
15:36That slag gets about.
15:37They won't even be able to find the little random bits of you, you dead fucks!
15:44Boss!
15:45Boss!
15:46Excuse me, sir.
15:47May I ask what you're doing?
15:48Ow!
15:49Fuck off, Piggy!
15:51Daddy's busy!
15:53Boss!
15:54Rack up!
15:55You fucking bastard!
15:58Police!
16:00Police!
16:01Open up!
16:01Is that still?
16:02For the money and...
16:05That is...
16:07Hold up!
16:08Open the door!
16:08They're with forks, man.
16:13Open up!
16:14I wish I might do.
16:17Fuck that, man.
16:19Right, yeah.
16:21We both go.
16:22Yeah.
16:23Me and you, man.
16:24We both go.
16:26Are you sure?
16:27Yeah, man.
16:30Yeah, man.
16:31Yeah, man.
16:32I think I'll do all right in prison.
16:36I've always wanted to be someone's bitch.
16:42At least you finally get laid, man.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Ooh!
16:46Ooh!
16:49Right.
16:54Fuck off.
16:58Fine.
16:59Let's go.
17:01Step out slowly.
17:02Show me your hands.
17:09A toast to our heroic doctors.
17:12Where would me and little Ewan Minibus Mazir Thompson be without you?
17:17Cheers!
17:19I ain't worn this suit since the day you got stabbed nine times in bladder, man.
17:23I've not worn this suit since the last time I was in court for double manslaughter.
17:26Got away with it though, didn't I?
17:28Funny times.
17:29Yeah, I mean, mate.
17:31What?
17:33He got away with it.
17:37Hello?
17:38Joe speaking.
17:42Yeah.
17:44So, have you two, you know...
17:55Have you fucked?
17:56Oh, um...
17:59Ooh.
18:00Uh...
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Um...
18:03Rose.
18:04Exhaustin.
18:12Babe, no.
18:14Mm-mm.
18:15Sorry.
18:17It's non-stop.
18:20Yeah.
18:21Yeah.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Um...
18:25Oh, mate, you could be getting railroaded by a 60-year-old farmer dinner later called Tiny in Prison Bog
18:30right now.
18:31I know.
18:32What a shame.
18:34Right.
18:35Finish that.
18:36Then get out.
18:50Um...
18:51You finished?
18:52Get out.
18:53Thank you very much.
18:54Twat.
18:56So, it's going well with you and Leo then.
19:03She's still annoyed because of, you know...
19:06Murder.
19:06What murder?
19:07Murdered me bladder.
19:08I was ready to go down with you, you know.
19:16I still cannot believe we got away with it.
19:23It's her!
19:24This is her fucking gun!
19:26Down!
19:26He's got a gun!
19:27No!
19:28It's my bag.
19:30You!
19:32You!
19:33Fucking hell, you're still going.
19:35And that's my bag, man, not hers!
19:37Check that bag!
19:38And search him!
19:44Oh, for fuck's sake!
19:45Fine, Laura.
19:47I'm sorry, Dad.
19:52It's clear.
19:54Nothing on him.
19:55What?!
19:56Check the recorder case!
19:58I should check the recorder case.
20:04Gotcha.
20:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
20:08She has her exam in 20 minutes.
20:09And what the hell's going on here?
20:12I should have known it was you.
20:14See you in a decade.
20:16Take him away!
20:17You're welcome.
20:18You're amazing!
20:19Can you see into the future?
20:21Do I ever learn to swim?
20:23Do me and Maz ever make it to Moonslash Mars?
20:25Will I ever not be lonely?
20:27Do dog shows ever take off?
20:28Will I die naked?
20:30Or in pyjamas?
20:31Actually, no, no, no.
20:32Don't tell me.
20:33Don't tell me.
20:34I want it to be a surprise.
20:37Okay.
20:40Er...
20:40Pints?
20:42Hey!
20:43Where's everyone's favourite mentally ill-alcoholic?
20:46Gandalf!
20:47No.
20:48The other one.
20:51Oh, Sean!
20:53Oh, yeah.
20:54Don't know.
21:12Cheers.
21:17You know what?
21:18I could get used to this muck.
21:20Well done, everyone.
21:21We got out of the drugs game entirely healthy.
21:24Other than the lost bladder.
21:27Just like the sex worker slash teacher played by Tadinson Althway in episode 748 of The Bill.
21:35Cheers.
21:36Cheers!
21:38You bastard grass!
21:48Are we even?
21:51Yep.
21:52Pint.
21:53Thanks.
21:55So...
21:56Where were we?
22:00Hello, Ewan!
22:03No, Em!
22:04No more!
22:05Oh!
22:08Drugs!
22:09Crikey Moses!
22:15Yes.
22:20Bastards.
22:20You make me miss my fucking yoga class.
22:23Let's go.
22:24You'll be okay.
22:28I believe you, Daddy.
22:29You're my little choochie face.
22:31And I'll always be your teddy man.
22:36Now go and destroy the cunts.
23:03this might be a slightly unusual request, but...
23:09I need you to arrest my daughter.
23:41I need you to arrest my daughter.
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