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At this point there are some Squatters in a House on Coronation Street.Just a Woman and her 2 kids,so no harm to anyone.Half the Residents feel sorry for them and want to help,like Val Barlow.Some of the others want to get Social Services involved though.
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00:18The End
00:20Put it down, please.
00:26now mrs tanner i'd just like you to answer one or two questions
00:30obviously uh you've been married before yes that's right i've got them all here
00:35my uh my divorce papers six years of my life on two bits of paper i don't think i'll need
00:45these
00:45mrs tanner i would like to know just why you were divorced mrs toffishore excuse me
00:52well he went off with another woman that kept a sweet shop i see you have any children yeah two
00:59a boy and a girl are they quite happy at the prospect of having a new father well they hardly
01:04ever had the first one well as a matter of fact our linda's married in canada and she's got a
01:09son
01:09of her own and dennis is happy about that and well he's old enough to have twins himself
01:15i understand you met first sergeant tanner previously during the war that's right
01:20were you married at that particular time yes i was i see it does happen you know
01:29yes i'm sure it does i understand that if permission is granted you'll eventually
01:34reside in the united states yes what's your impression of america
01:38well i don't know do i i've never been there you form some sort of opinion anyway right
01:44well i suppose it's like anywhere else it's what you make of it and you really feel you're ready
01:51for marriage again well i think i am at least i'm more ready than i was the last time
01:58now mrs tanner i'd like to ask you a very simple question probably the most important one
02:05yes do you love first sergeant tanner major i wouldn't be sitting here if i didn't
02:18oh where did you get it from oh the council were chugging it out so mr burglough got it and
02:23we packed it up a bit
02:24oh it's very nice it needs reupholstering oh a flipping splinter
02:29hey talk about the three wise monkeys oh hello enoch shall i watch up what for
02:35well so you can sit down i've got better things to do than sit down
02:38so have we come on stand we'll get shot oh it's a glutton for work this fellow i despair of
02:43him sometimes i do
02:44oh hello mrs lawson hello hello thanks for them things oh don't mention it you're very welcome
02:54what's all this then oh well i'm ready now we know well i'm not sit down oh i thought you
02:59wanted to go to market the market can wait sit down
03:09i'm waiting oh what do you mean ina don't crack on with me what have you been giving to that
03:13woman
03:13uh oh mrs lawson you mean well i don't mean sandy shaw
03:18oh nothing really just a few odds and ends you've got no odds and ends
03:24oh well i gave her that old rocker that was your armistice well i never used it in
03:29it had been in the parlour ever what else had been given her oh nothing else
03:34things she said when i was in standard three things usually meant more than one
03:38oh well i just let her have a few chip cups oh and that old brown teapot
03:45old brown teapot and that funny one with the squiggles that was always a rotten
03:49poor the saucer always used to end up swimming i never liked it thank you very much oh did you
03:55want it ina i bought it for you oh yes it were very nice i liked it seems like it
04:02since you give
04:02it away oh it is awkward what to do with mrs lawson ah you really want the wisdom of a
04:10solomon
04:11aye there is short supply of solomons these days
04:20do you want something love i'll wait if you're busy oh no it's all right you nick in i'm in
04:25no
04:25hurry could i have a word with you missus uh do you have a slate oh um not really now
04:32we don't have
04:33much tick only for the regular customers and then it's not very much well i only wanted a loaf of
04:38bread and some maggie and a pot of jam muffin it's not for me it's for the kids i'll pay
04:42you back
04:42oh another week without now i'll answer make a difference i'll pay for them what kids don't
04:48eat fresh air i know i've got two of me own um a loaf of bread a half of butter
04:53and a pot of jam
04:54do they like donuts well how do you mean missus you'll pay for is there anything else you'd like
04:58i don't know uh some cheese irma i don't know what to say to you missus oh you don't have
05:06to say
05:06anything no would you like some soup or some eggs they wouldn't be much good to us love we're not
05:12too hot it up with oh well go on thanks missus oh
05:25how much do i owe you four and six well that can't be right for all that love it is
05:32for now
05:32oh no oh shut up and give us your four and six oh well giving stuff away now are we
05:39you are well
05:40we're nothing but fluff in a purse you never paid for that lot and a tin of grapefruit aye aye
05:45we both
05:46paid for them well we both want our little heads examining them don't we oh thanks very much i
05:51forgot you to be dead and buried these days before you get a good name and you're the one that
05:55went
05:55round banning bombs and then sewing mailbags in jail how's that the cheat well she's a frightened
06:01ignorant woman and she's got to be told how to help herself otherwise she will always be a frightened
06:05ignorant woman oh ken she wants food well that's what we've got the welfare state for that's why we
06:10pay income tax and stamps to protect people like that well it's bought her nothing how can it if
06:15she's in hiding nobody knows where she is all she's got to do is ask would you ask for charity
06:19ken i mean
06:19that's what it is only with fancy names you sound like something i love on the dough what's social
06:24security got to do with charity oh look val love this woman needs help now all you've done in the
06:30nicest possible way is kick her in the teeth who's gonna buy her food tomorrow and the next day
06:37and christmas it's a very pretty speech teacher go and tell it to them two hungry kids
06:44why don't you go in and ask him ask him yeah whether he approves or not i can't just barge
06:49in
06:49there and ask him well why not i simply can't that's all this is the army this isn't the kindergarten
06:53well if you won't i will wait a minute steve i must know all right wait here
07:07come in sir one moment sergeant at ease
07:23yes sergeant well i thought you might want to see me sir why would i want to see you sergeant
07:30i thought perhaps you'd like to ask me some questions questions about my marriage application
07:37there is one question i'd like to ask you sergeant yes sir what the hell are you doing in my
07:41office
07:42sir you know as well as i do sergeant that i only interview prospective wives yes sir are you a
07:47prospective wife no sir i just thought i'm well aware of what you thought you thought maybe i'd tell
07:51you what my recommendation would be i'm afraid you're unlucky sergeant dismissed
08:04have you got some what ma'am aye somewhere to eat you'll break that chair now who wants cheese
08:10no one's jam can i have both on one butty me dad likes it like that don't he ma'am
08:14will he have it
08:15like that again when he comes back from working away sure lucky will he though ma'am aye when he
08:20comes back
08:21ma'am are we going to stay here now well we might for good i mean is it ours well
08:27nobody else seems
08:27to want it well we'll get more stuff a table than that cliffhead cheese or jam jam i like jam
08:32jam's
08:33best in the world then chips is second ma'am which you having oh i'm not bothered just yet i'll
08:39have
08:39ma'am when you two is finished i'm not all that hungry me sir come on it may never happen
08:45that's
08:45worrying me oh come on cheer up will you oh i'll feel happy i want to know well that should
08:51be any
08:51minute now hmm yes i just happen to have uh friends in all the right places and one of them
08:56happens to be uh corporal petrucci and who is he when he's at home major ryan's clerk he'll be the
09:02first one to find out and then we'll be the second he's going to call me here the minute he
09:05knows
09:05so all we have to do is wait sergeant that is the story of my life but uh five and
09:13nine birds
09:14like unless of course she's treating you oh no it's her turn tomorrow mr walker here we are thank
09:21you you know if i had many more of those interviews i'd be an alcoholic let's sit down shall we
09:27knees
09:27have turned to water very nice looking water at that no yes well correct me if i'm wrong we've not
09:35gone over to decimal coinage during the night have we i wouldn't know love i was fast asleep and we
09:40are not operating the bureau de charge what are you on about annie this what is it five cent piece
09:46hey i wonder how that got in well perfectly obvious well what you're going around the houses for then
09:53excuse me sergeant but i think this must be yours oh i'm i'm sorry mrs walker i must have got
09:59my
09:59currency crossed ah well to her it's quite human i've got a whiskey bottle full of irish sixpences
10:05nobody ever gives me golden sovereigns on notice telephone jack oh look there well oh i'll answer
10:13you shall i well it would be gentlemanly oh that's why i offered i suppose oh hello jerry i am
10:21glad to see you i wanted to talk to you about the street competition well i helped you know but
10:25bench i was a fella up to the end and very nice too and i'm sure it will give us
10:29a plus when it
10:30comes to the judge what do you want to see me about mrs walker hydrangeas not as good as united
10:36be pardon mr rogdon i'd ranges i'm sorry mr rogdon i really don't get your drift you know mrs walker
10:42i'd ranges i'd ranges like like i i'd one word and that was just a joke yes jerry just uh
10:51it's for
10:52you sergeant from the camp i didn't quite catch the name sounded like puccini
10:59now this is it keep your fingers crossed excuse me yes well i was about to say when i was
11:08so
11:08frivolously interrupted that flowering shrubs would probably give us an extra plus with the judges
11:14shrubs for what she wants to see high ranges oh i oh that's a good team that is
11:21but not as good as united no jack winnow dear that has already been decided and if we're going to
11:28have
11:28the same joke every time perhaps we ought to have another type of shrub what about the dogs
11:33dogs mr rogdon when dogs and trees go together don't they mr rogdon it's right there remember
11:40how he wants to whip it never missed a gas lamp between here and redwack oh really jack oh they're
11:44known for it though whippets aren't they them and poodles i mean we've been hardly strong oh jerry really
11:54well does anybody want to talk any more about the competition no well that's the end of that little
11:58conversation then incase well say something where would you like to go for your honeymoon
12:17you mean he said yes in triplicate oh oh oh
13:11you're not throwing it right watch
13:17yeah you're blunted it that's why it always works with me
13:25hey you're watching that you're on then no what was you doing nothing oh that's nothing is
13:30it cutting lumps out of that farm that's what you call nothing it's no to do with you it's not
13:34your
13:35phone no and it's not yours neither any road you shouldn't be playing with names give it to you
13:38yeah right go on clear off the parry get back where you come from we're not doing no wrong no
13:43because you won't get the chance to will you you cheeky young monkey if i was your mam i'd tan
13:48your
13:48backside if you remember i'd run away from home go on get out of it you're ghouly guns you won't
13:53have a
13:53bit of respect holy guns shall we go in and congratulate them don't tempt providence you wait
14:00till it's safe when will that be well look you keep your ears open when the vicar says to the
14:05people
14:05that says the marriage can't take place to speak now and ever hold their peace and if you don't
14:10hear anything then i reckon she'll be safe oh ween and if all the fancy men she's had in her
14:16life
14:16all speak up at once it'll be like cup final day when teams walk out
14:23oh i'm sorry if i'm interrupting anything ladies no no we're just discussing how sarah pickers
14:28has managed to wangle a couple of the dustbins out at town hall oh oh i see well as a
14:34matter of fact
14:34steve asked me if i'd like to come over and ask if you wanted a drink oh thank you very
14:38much i'll
14:39hold my breath to 20 and then i won't get hiccups i always get hiccups if i'm excited you do
14:44if you
14:45want to love what are you having same as usual i don't order gin and tonics with somebody else's
14:49pain oh and can we congratulate you mrs tanner i couldn't help over here in honest thank you very
14:55much mrs colwell well lovely tanner you've done some daft things in your life hmm but this time
15:01you've done the right thing i wish you both all the happiness in the world
15:08mrs walker there you are to the compliments of the sergeant well thank you hope the yanks have
15:14always said you've honest what that beer should choke you stan i've always been pro-american oh it's
15:19true jerry it's true what are you as daft as he is have you he has never been burning when
15:23he's been
15:23going jerry every time i've bought stan a drink he's been pro-american right mate yeah i see he's
15:28picking up the lingo we'll have him talking proper english next excuse me but uh now that he's done
15:36his duty do you mind if i take my fellow to buy me a prawn curry ah right right right
15:41ma'am so long
15:43all right the lingo's not the only thing he's picked up flipping yanks you well if that bear
15:50doesn't choke you stan my fist will so just watch it huh ah well it's not right is it our
15:55what isn't haven't you been listening mom i've got ear drums not bongos if i didn't switch off
16:01sometimes i'd go punch it no but it's hooliganism isn't it hooliganism pure and simple chopping
16:06park benches into little pieces oh are we still on about that yes it's shocking diabolical terrible
16:11shameful horrible well it is i'm agreeing with you when i say yes that's agreeing now if you foot up
16:17cock i'm cleaning there ah well i'm gonna put my foot down now no up love come on because you're
16:22treading the sofa where ma right ma'am right up to the papers about it i'll mop the floor and
16:27me funny
16:27husband can sit in there glued to the television supping his tea like the king of the barberries and we'll
16:32all be happy oh you're an obstinate monkey when you want to be you i'm serious oh there's worse
16:37things in the world ma'am i never brought you up to cut holes in furniture we never have none
16:42hey by the
16:44way did i tell you about it what was carved in my desk lid at school it's uh very rude
16:50like but we're
16:51both married women aren't we and i know that you hey david if i ever grumble again about you not
16:58talking so much just remind me what it was like at home and i'll apologize
17:08now what uh what what have you forgotten nothing now why have you shuddered to a halt i thought it
17:12was shandy time for the barlows and a packet of crisps from here from a good boy um you go
17:15on
17:15why why what are you doing hello we're there she must have blocked her sink up with tea leaves again
17:22uh you you go and order the drink i'll follow you on why oh no i just want to make
17:27sure they're all
17:28right oh look leave it alone well somebody's got to get involved yeah but not you it's none of your
17:33business i know that's why you're great charlie it's none of anybody's business that's why they're in the
17:37mess they are all right but no money we've got kids of our own that's another reason why
17:45best get street contest never best get people they're only people
17:51no damaging farms and smashing window boxes that's not playing it's molesting public property
17:56absolutely right it's pure vandalism now then honey well can you think of an alternative word for it
18:01well you can't be for certain that it was them who smashed up the window it could have been the
18:05batman
18:05going from inkerman street right lord of arabs well whoever it is it's got to be stopped of course
18:10it has i mean there's a lot of elbow grease and holiday money gone into this caper if we lose
18:14we'll
18:15be out of pocket well we can't they put the street in a plastic bag you know vigilantes video you
18:21what son i'm afraid i don't quite follow you mr ogden vigilantes go a street patrol stop them doing
18:25a mischief where'd you get them these veggie thingies what they band together we have a patrol to guard
18:31the street hey how did you think that a bit so good is that stan you bet you was a
18:36little devil
18:36for wagon train wasn't you stan actually you know it's quite an intelligent suggestion hey don't sound
18:43too surprised he's a good customer right when do we start right away well it's no good looking at me
18:49i'm waiting on all right i'm supping you know it'll last me ages will this i'm a very slow supper
18:54i like to
18:55play uh savor the hops on me palate like you know half a jar an hour that's my speed i'll
19:01go tomorrow
19:02tonight i'm supping you've sucked look tomorrow hell no tonight show the others how to do it just
19:07for a few minutes i'll keep you company for a minute and thank you very much mr ogden there's very
19:11little
19:11public spiritedness about good lad stan you go and show us all how to do it i'll take over when
19:16you're
19:17finished i'll just stand here savoring the hops on me palate while you're vigilante in up and down why
19:22don't i keep my big mouth shut we'll manage we've managed before we'll manage again why don't you
19:30just let me inquire at the town hall no look the children need to be taken care of i know
19:36what's
19:36best for me kids being with me well what makes you think they won't be now listen when we was
19:41first
19:41chucked out they said have we got somewhere to go because the kids that needed a dad they had to
19:46go to
19:46school and have their bellies fed they asked questions well they were worried about you all right
19:51well i'm parted for me i'll be aren't i and i've kept them off school because if they went then
19:56they'd find out we've got no ice and then they'd get me a bad mother that's what they call you
20:00well
20:01explain to them no they take them off you if you're a bad mother but look you're doing all this
20:06because
20:06you want to be a good mother but you're doing it wrong love i'd be wrong to leave them with
20:10no ma'am
20:11as well as no dad them too they're the only things i've got out of 15 years with that fella
20:19and no one is taking them off me
20:25you know actually a fine day for the judging would make all the difference the sunshine would
20:30bring out the colors what colors the paintwork the curtain yeah yeah but for how long mrs walker
20:36beg your pardon kenneth what's up well it's up to us isn't it is what we make it it'd still
20:41be a row of
20:41two up and two down wouldn't it look it may not be a stop broker belt but streets like this
20:46are the
20:47backbone of the north rule britannia have you had a vow with a message or something there's an awful
20:52lot can be done with streets like this yeah like knocking them down look jerry when streets like
20:57this have finally gone a whole way of life will have disappeared forever good riddance you know
21:03and let's do another better what's the matter with you all who told you all this lot about the
21:07whole way of life improving well i think it was in one of the color supplements so was it 24
21:12hours
21:12yeah what part of the north was he from bournemouth look len this gentleman liked the north he liked
21:19these sort of streets he said they had charm they had character he said that some of them should be
21:24preserved not sure as a memorial to the industrial revolution to the working classes we've got plenty
21:30of memorials as it is such as mary cemetery it's full of them hey wrestling i'll tell you hello
21:36love all right hello okay what can i get your love hey oh no thanks mr walker i don't feel
21:43like anything
21:44what is the matter with everyone tonight i don't know
21:51hey mister when you finish can i have your dim you know i clout around the ear old you shouldn't
21:56be
21:56smoking at your age i bet you was it's bad for you well couldn't just have a drag there no
22:02look
22:02hop it will you hop it it's time you're in bed in your old i haven't got one well where
22:07do you sleep
22:07aunt floyd well where does your mother and your brother sleep my brother sleeps for me and my
22:12mama's chair i never thought you'd not have any beds what do you do huh what's your job oh i'm
22:20i'm
22:21i'm in building trade laboring sort of what are you going to be when you grow up then i don't
22:27know
22:27i wouldn't mind being a brickie my dad always said a brickie could earn good money that's at dots
22:32you can't do out that money can you it doesn't take any longer learning that does it anyway i better
22:37be going now so my mam will be yelling ah sure anyway it's it's time you were in hey mister
22:43before
22:43i go you couldn't lend us a ciggy could you no for me man i've heard that before keep it
22:53how you doing love you been giving your cheek
22:58what's up chuck oh i was just thinking what about me when i were a lad
23:06setting the flaming long time getting nowhere innit who folks how do you mean
23:16oh you just want to see the way they're living in there nobody's forcing them now okay val look
23:22don't be daft there are four of us in a two up and two down no you've got a spare
23:26room mr walker
23:27oh we have love but i don't reckon it's for rent or for free definitely not love i'm sorry yes
23:33that's what we all are and it's got the lawson's nowhere right in the middle of me flipping wrestling
23:37now someone said you wanted to see me yeah yeah i'm sorry then i'm just chucking right up the hill
23:41they'll fiasco no no that's what you're missing you look i'll buy you a beer to compensate for
23:46missing out on the rest what's all the miserable faces about look is it true that if we report them
23:50they get split up there is a chance yeah i've been talking to betty chadwick on the wealthy and they've
23:55been chasing these lawson's for months in fact they've been trying to flaming help them you didn't
24:00tell her what no no then you say there's a chance is it worth taking how do you mean i
24:05mean if we
24:06report them and they do get separated this woman will never forgive us i know so whoever does might
24:13be playing judas right whoever does right well look then we've known i've been in that place nearly a
24:21day now and we've done nothing now i'm an elector in your ward and i'm officially asking you to report
24:27mrs lawson you're the councillor councillor judas
24:58so
25:09THE END
25:42THE END
26:01THE END
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