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00:10I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me, because it's Eid, so I've
00:14got to stick with family.
00:14Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do what the shiz long
00:18you created.
00:18Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:22I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:25Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane.
00:28This could cost you the role.
00:30Oh, fuck.
00:34Saju, how many of you are doing this?
00:36Mommy, have you met Felicia?
00:37This is the team.
00:38Oh, this is your agent.
00:42Mommy, remember I said to wait in a car and I'm going to get the suite?
00:45No, don't give me the suite.
00:48Felicia.
00:48Zafika.
00:49Farron.
00:50Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
00:52Well, now only auntie's waiting for you.
00:53It's very disgraceful.
00:54Felicia, you're going to get him the job.
00:56Yes.
00:57If he kills me.
00:59Shaji is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:01Okay.
01:01When he was a little boy, he used to say, Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shaji?
01:06Oh, how specific?
01:07I don't remember that.
01:08Yeah.
01:10Oh, look, he's got the mid-time.
01:11I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:12Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:13Bye, I'm so sorry.
01:14You don't know if you're a black lady.
01:20Sorry.
01:21You are a black lady.
01:22I know.
01:26What the fuck is this?
01:27You tell me.
01:34Oh, you know what?
01:35I can't get into this right now.
01:36Okay, listen, none of this, none of this matters, okay?
01:39No one reads the fucking news.
01:40However, this is a big problem.
01:44The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
01:47Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000
01:51followers and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
01:55Assaulted?
01:56This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
01:59It was a kind of straight pain, Shah.
02:01Yeah, you know what I'd say.
02:02I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:04Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:05Okay, good.
02:05All right, so how are you going to do?
02:07Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:09On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:12Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:14My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:16That's on me.
02:17I can't be dealing with this.
02:18I have to be with the fan today.
02:19I have to make it right.
02:20This is about your career, Shah.
02:22Your credibility in your community for the people that you see are doing all of this for.
02:30Is it your most followers of me?
02:31Shah!
02:33I'm Shah Latif here.
02:35Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
02:37I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
02:40You might have heard about it or seen it.
02:42Well, I lived it.
02:43And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
02:46I was acting out of sheer instinct.
02:50Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
02:54And I would never take it for granted.
02:56And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:00community.
03:01And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way, hurts me deeply.
03:06You good, yeah?
03:07Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
03:10So, you've come to visit us lonely villagers.
03:14Oxford educated.
03:15But no sense.
03:17Why did you attack that young man?
03:18Don't listen to him.
03:19Come, let's take a selfie.
03:22And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
03:26and to make it right.
03:29Should have won black.
03:31It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
03:36Eve is my day.
03:37It belongs to all Muslims.
03:38But me.
03:39It's mine.
03:40And she took it.
03:41You know one thing she doesn't have?
03:43What?
03:44Her son, Salim, you know, golden boy.
03:48I stood to buy a big shot.
03:50Always trying to compete with you.
03:52Bad shot.
03:53Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
03:55Don't talk, Felty.
03:59Orbital?
04:00She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:03Even me can be the stars of the show.
04:05We just...
04:06Come on.
04:08You worried about what Norti Naila thinks?
04:09Nangi Naila.
04:10Nangi Naila.
04:13She always shows skin because she's got no style.
04:16Where is she?
04:17She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
04:34Samina.
04:35He's Mubarak.
04:36He's Mubarak.
04:38So happy you could come.
04:40So we decided to co-host this year.
04:42This part of you, Kamal, did you, Tahira?
04:44But you know Naila, how do you deal with her?
04:47She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:48She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:49She doesn't have to do the decoration.
04:50She's a penthouse.
04:53The Quran says charity is a blessing.
04:55Please eat it in the garden.
04:57Eid Mubarak.
04:59Eid Mubarak.
05:05Eid Mubarak.
05:06Eid Mubarak.
05:07Thanks for coming.
05:09Hello, ladies.
05:10Eid Mubarak.
05:11Eid Mubarak.
05:13Eid Mubarak.
05:36Something with Mayra Khan in it.
05:38No, no, you're doing a good job, don't you?
05:45Wait, I'm here.
05:46It's hot right now.
05:54Sha, good first try, good first try,
05:57but I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:00First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry,
06:02which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:04He's buff, huh?
06:05Keith says he's gone mental.
06:07Yes, fucking heart.
06:08Sorry, can you in my focus, please?
06:10This is the latest.
06:12Well, this guy likes you.
06:17Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop,
06:20it's their community like ten times.
06:22It feels like you're begging it.
06:24Maybe down the brow.
06:26I don't get it what is a problem.
06:27Shut up, man, I'm 22, mate.
06:30What were you trying to get wifed up?
06:32Get it to me sooner rather than later.
06:34This is not going away.
06:36Hi, everyone.
06:37Shah Latif here.
06:38Now, last night at the King's Museum,
06:40a brother and I came into conflict.
06:43I should not have reacted the way that I did.
06:46And the brother in question, perhaps,
06:48should not have run at me with a metal object
06:51the way that he did.
06:52Wuba is a community-led...
06:55It's not fucking community-led.
06:56The fact is, we're all in this together.
06:58And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:00not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:04Bro.
07:05Wuba is full of...
07:07You want some chai or something?
07:09No.
07:11Wuba...
07:11Bro, we good?
07:12I'm good, are you good?
07:13Yeah, I'm good, bro.
07:14We good.
07:15I'm good, are you good?
07:16Yeah, I'm good.
07:16I'm good, then.
07:18Wuba, not Wuba.
07:19What are you doing?
07:19Trying to focus, man.
07:20You are distracting me.
07:22Alright.
07:23Yes.
07:23They've got them little laddus over there
07:25with the pink and green balls on them.
07:26You want them?
07:26Big man, please.
07:27I don't want laddus right now, okay?
07:29I just want to concentrate.
07:30Are you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:33Shit.
07:34In a bit, yeah?
07:34Don't bring me no laddus.
07:36We'll go forward with that.
07:37Oh, okay, child.
07:39Oh, okay, child.
07:39Move the baby.
07:40Oh, okay, child.
07:42Hey.
07:44Here I go.
07:44It's time to go.
07:45It's time to go.
07:45You came in?
07:46Where have you been?
07:47I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
07:49Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
07:51So if I just die standing here alone...
07:53Please.
07:54Please don't do this now.
07:55You left me.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57My name!
07:59My Salim is coming!
08:04Salim!
08:06My son!
08:09Salim!
08:14Salim!
08:16Salim!
08:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:32Oh, oh...
08:37Look, Mr. Dubai, look at him, the dancing monkey, doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes pregnant. Look.
08:46No, he's not, Mummy. That was a joke that I just made.
08:50Oh, look at that fresh spray. Zulfi, weakest of us all.
08:56Don't leave. Shahjus, she's coming. Don't leave.
08:58Shahbeta, can I borrow your mummy for a minute? I need my co-host in the kitchen.
09:02Okay, we're just going to... Okay, okay. No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
09:09Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay? It's the retention of the customer base after that discount
09:14period, you know? It's off the charts.
09:16People want more community-driven rideshare options. Yes, Salim. Yes. What are you saying, bro? Yes. Look at this guy.
09:22You good?
09:22Yeah. Come, join us, man. Join us. I've always been doing that anyway. Yeah, I've got you some logos, bro.
09:27Thank you, thank you. Yeah, so I never got your number. How you been? I've been good, bro.
09:30Yeah? You've been breaking shit. What do you mean by that?
09:35Glass ceilings. Thank you. Try it, man. Try it, you know?
09:38And I got his arm.
09:40It's just a fracture.
09:41Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
09:44Yeah.
09:44You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day. We'll be in all key five bars by June,
09:49so...
09:49Muba! Sick idea, innit? I've been there from day one, I remember.
09:52Bro, I'm so proud of this guy. Gus Smith is so proud.
09:54And you know what's amazing? He's always been an entrepreneur. If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
10:03Just out of interest, what was your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
10:08No problems whatsoever. No issues. And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
10:14It's not just five-bit of island disorder.
10:15It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
10:17No way. He's a ride-or-die and he was there for me.
10:19Any credit issues, though?
10:20No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
10:24So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
10:27Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series A.
10:32You see this conversation here? This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business, right?
10:38In fact, obviously, it's too close.
10:40Okay, give me back my dildos then.
10:44Ah, even for me personally, the most important quality by Amruba is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
10:51We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit. That's fake.
10:56Get the fuck off me, bro.
10:58I don't know.
11:01And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services. It's my thing.
11:04That's one thing I picked up in Dubai. That's what we do best. Hospitality. That's our culture.
11:08One might say it. The Muslim way of doing business.
11:11I love the idea. I'm going to present it to the guys. See what they say.
11:14Well, you're taking this... You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
11:20Yeah? Okay. Yeah.
11:22You good?
11:23No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the...
11:27Well, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, man? He ain't going to let you
11:30in, bro.
11:31You don't want to go there, man. I'm all in, yeah? Remember that.
11:37He was disrespectful. He referred to your quiff like that. There was no need.
11:40He looks good.
11:42Shah, got your second apology. Yeah, that's not going to work.
11:45First of all, what was up with that background?
11:48If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
11:51Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
11:54Oh, the first class interzaim kiya, Naila.
11:58Sanu se tum si isi kha.
12:00Next year, he does back at yours, no?
12:01No, absolutely, yes.
12:03Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
12:05Taira, don't worry about it.
12:08Everything is okay in the house, right?
12:11Why?
12:12No, nothing.
12:14Just because I was watching Ranju today,
12:17and I thought...
12:19I worry for him, for all of you.
12:22It's so much pressure.
12:23That's very kind of you to worry.
12:25Naila, I see a bit of your sister in here.
12:35Does Shachana have someone you can talk to?
12:38He has me.
12:39Rukaiya had you too.
12:40But she needed more help, no?
12:43And I don't see anyone else.
12:44She doesn't know anything.
12:46Naila, please.
12:48It's all good.
12:49My son is going to be the next James Bond.
12:51We all couldn't be more proud.
12:54The man has changed.
12:57It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
12:59Really.
13:03It's all good.
13:05First class.
13:53I love that guy.
13:59Shah, we need that apology.
14:01We're running out of time.
14:02I've literally written it out for you.
14:04Just find a quiet, neutral room.
14:06Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late.
14:09Okay?
14:14For fuck's sake.
14:33Am I interrupting something?
14:35Yeah.
14:37A conversation.
14:39Can you fucking close the door, please?
14:42Is this like you two...
14:44I like her.
14:45Texting.
14:46Wow.
14:46So how long has this been going on?
14:48Six months.
14:49Three months?
14:50Okay, so this is nothing.
14:52Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
14:53I'm sure.
14:54I'm not going to tell anyone.
14:54Why don't I come here?
14:55Can we not do this in front of Shah?
14:56I came here for you.
14:57But I never asked you to, did I?
14:59But I asked me to.
15:00I never...
15:00Calm down.
15:01I never fucking asked you to.
15:02And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
15:05This is the whole problem.
15:05So just to clarify, you didn't come into Steve's office then for the thing?
15:07No.
15:08Yes.
15:08Does he know, by the way?
15:09Oh, for fuck's sake.
15:11Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
15:12I'm not going to say anything.
15:13I've got your back.
15:14I've got your back.
15:15Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
15:17Let's just be real about what this is, because this is something, right?
15:20Me and you both know it.
15:21What does that even mean, bro?
15:23Well, you live a million miles away, okay?
15:26You have a whole life.
15:28You have fucking house keys, car keys, so many keys, okay?
15:32I have one key.
15:33I can give you keys.
15:34I don't want your keys, okay?
15:35I want mine.
15:36Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own more
15:39mature experience, yeah?
15:41I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
15:44All right?
15:45All right.
15:45Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
15:48There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand, all right?
15:53Yeah?
15:53You can relate, right?
15:54You send a message, a heartfelt one.
15:57Instead of it going green, it goes gray.
16:00What does that mean to you?
16:02It means you're blocked.
16:05Fuck off, really?
16:06Yeah.
16:07Let me just show you this.
16:08Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
16:09Can I show you this quickly?
16:10No, no, no.
16:11Oi?
16:12Don't say anything to anyone.
16:13I'm chill.
16:16Salim, yeah?
16:20He's not fucking chill.
16:27With trade gone, who will lead the prayer?
16:29Pasha?
16:31Okay.
16:32Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
16:35How will you?
16:36Seated?
16:36I won't be seated.
16:37Well, where's by?
16:38Think about it.
16:38Let someone else lead.
16:40Listen, you ass-wipes.
16:42I can run circles around you idiots.
16:44I will lead.
16:51By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
16:56Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
17:00And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
17:04he's somehow liberating all of us.
17:05And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
17:19Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar.
17:21La ilaha illa Allah
17:25Allahu Akbar
17:30Hey, Shah Latif here
17:32I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum
17:35That was both unfortunate and avoidable
17:37And I'm deeply sorry
17:39You fucking thing
17:42Bismillahirrahmanirrahim
17:45Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen
17:46Shah Latif here
17:47Last night at the King's Museum
17:49I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
17:52And apparently I'm the one who has to apologize
17:59Hi, Shah Latif here
18:01Literally nothing to apologize for
18:03Trying to save my career and my life
18:05So I'll fuck you and your little TikTok
18:06You little
18:14Bismillahirrahmanirrahim
18:37Hello?
18:38Hello?
18:40Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
18:41Uh, yeah, hi
18:43Hi, this is Shah Latif
18:45Is it?
18:47Actually
18:47Yeah, it is actually
18:48Bro, I just want to say
18:51I am so, so sorry
18:54For what happened yesterday
18:56No excuses
18:57I was banging out of order
19:01I just don't know what came over me
19:02I really hope you can find it
19:04In your heart
19:05To
19:07Please forgive me
19:08Yo
19:09I appreciate this
19:10Man
19:11Like, I really do
19:11I was going to call my lawyers
19:13Um
19:14But then
19:14The fact you called, man
19:16Oh, bro
19:17He's been eating me up the whole day
19:18Can't tell you how much this means, man
19:20Legit
19:23Well
19:24Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
19:26Like, in a recording?
19:29Sorry?
19:30I need the engagement, bro
19:32Right
19:33I mean, I
19:34I guess so
19:35Nice, man
19:36Appreciate it
19:37Alright
19:37Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate
19:38Just remember
19:39Keep the bid under 90 for the algorithm
19:41Yeah
19:43Mm-hmm
19:44I will do
19:45Alright
19:45See you
19:58What it is?
19:58What it is?
20:02Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
20:05What happened?
20:06You fell
20:07I was been praying on a chair already
20:09Shush
20:09You want to sit down?
20:10Come on
20:11Come on
20:12Baba, how's your breathing, okay?
20:14You okay?
20:15Huh?
20:15Why didn't you sit him down?
20:16Baba, now you want to be involved
20:17What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
20:18I'm doing something inside
20:19It's for yourself
20:19Don't come at me
20:20You always fucking want to be the hero
20:21And you're never around
20:22Alright
20:23Come on, mate
20:24Huh?
20:25Baba
20:25Is anyone getting any water?
20:27Yeah
20:27I'm going to get a blanket
20:31Or something
20:32Are you good, bro?
20:34Bro?
20:34Are you good?
20:35Are you dumb?
20:37He's a fucking diabetic
20:38And you're giving him boxes of sweets
20:40Shabbat, beta
20:41Alright, alright
20:42Shall I just fuck off again, yeah?
20:43You better when I'm not around
20:44That's what you're saying
20:44No, no, he's not my dad
20:45He's your dad
20:46What?
20:47Shut you
20:48You know what?
20:48You think you're a fucking bad man
20:50Yeah?
20:50Fucking yeah
20:51My people is my...
20:52How the fuck are you going to help your people
20:53If you're too busy sucking white people's dicks
20:57It's okay with me
20:57He's just crying about it last night, bro
20:59What?
20:59You came in to take me
21:00You came for a free fucking meal, bro
21:01I saw you giving out your little business cards
21:02That's some sweaty old minicab driver
21:04Hey, shut up
21:04Blow it, blow it, bro
21:05Just come on
21:05He's a leech, man
21:06He's been leeching off me my whole life
21:07What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
21:09Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas
21:11He's trying to chirp his little sister
21:12What?
21:13Only chersing
21:14I love her
21:15I...
21:15What the fuck, man
21:16Are you fucking...
21:17Are you mad?
21:18Listen, don't listen to him
21:19He's lost the fucking plot
21:20He's been chatting to her pig's head in the freezer
21:21What?
21:22What freezer?
21:22In the garage and he's been talking to her
21:23You're talking to her pig's head?
21:25What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:27Better listener than any of you lot
21:28Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys
21:30I'm not the first family member to lose my mind
21:31Hey, enough
21:32Shut up
21:35Shut up
21:35Shut up
21:37Why are you?
21:37Why are you saying it to me?
21:39No, no, I'm asking him
21:40Why is he saying that to me?
21:41Baba, what did I do?
21:41What did I do?
21:42I'm trying to fucking make a difference
21:43I'm not just sat there
21:44Fucking complaining about everything
21:45Or you lot will judge me
21:46Huh?
21:47Why are you fucking touching me?
21:48Don't touch me
21:49Shh
21:49I'm trying to change the world
21:50All right?
21:51So anyone doesn't look at you
21:52And think you're some
21:53Fucking worthless
21:54Thinking
21:54Peter Backey
21:56Look at me
21:56Get the fuck out of here
21:57I'm not the problem, am I?
21:59She blames you
21:59For what happened to your mum, bro
22:00Shut up
22:01I think I'm a boy
22:02Stop
22:06Listen
22:08How do you think we shouldn't agree with that?
22:16You're not
22:18I'm son
22:21Not
22:22You're not
22:23I'm
22:25You're not
22:25You're not
22:25You're not
22:28You're not
22:42amazing one mixed brew wow one briyani
22:51great and some naan ah thank you enjoy your meal let us know if you would like anything else
22:55uh can I get some more water yes sure thank you oh my god Yasmin what the fuck what are
23:15you doing here
23:15what are you doing here oh yeah you um come here every year or need don't you I totally forgot
23:23you forgot yeah yeah I'm just here I'm just picking up some food right what a coincidence
23:30actually um do you mind if I
23:35what's happening I just told you I'm just gonna pick up some food on the other side of London
23:39at 9 30 on Eid yeah don't eat that why not you won't like it I think I know it's
23:48chicken not
23:49man why would you get the chicken trying new things okay no it's a bit weird because the
23:56lambs are significant okay so you're here because of the article can we stop pretending
24:01I'm sorry what article are you being serious right now I'm sorry if I missed your what is it
24:07with an article that just sounds fun tell me about it you're doubling down on this all right
24:12dude you know how it's like I've got busy you you're busy well I'm sure you're not fixated on
24:16everything that I'm doing this is a strong take I gotta hand it to you you know what you mean
24:20it
24:20sounds like you think I'm like killing myself to be something that I'm not and you memorized it
24:25that's sad who's that oh you said I'm not sad I've been having a great time I've been swapping out
24:30uh political art for vanilla destruction can you stop which is writing my article please and it's not
24:35even about you actually oh it's not about me full disclosure Charlotte even I know one another
24:40and have spent time together socially is that how you're gonna describe our relationship well
24:46that's how you describe the relationship calm down these people are not your audience you're
24:50ruining their dinner and mine this is revenge porn man this is revenge porn dressed up as an
24:54identity politics and pop culture pink piece is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over
24:59yeah yeah actually it is that's a sub-genre of revenge porn yeah it is it doesn't matter what kind
25:03of point delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it yes and the deleted pics folder what do
25:10you
25:10think I'm fucking think it's not what you want and that's not a private language here you idiot
25:16dude can you still eat it I wanted a selfie you can talk to me I'm very approachable okay yeah
25:20thank
25:21you dude enjoy your milkshake thank you yeah show's over what are you doing are you kidding me enjoy
25:25your little fan come on man let's take it have you been paid is she paid yes I paid well
25:29and I'm the
25:29dramatic one okay look look time out please I just want to talk excuse me after all this time
25:33can we just have a chat can we just have a chat it's not right man it's not right
25:38yeah I don't want to take something God
25:42fucking hell did you say that is there a back door where's the back door I think they're here for
25:48me right
25:48anyone right thanks I'll find it myself wait wait wait go
26:00wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait crazy
26:10here I'm not trying to be there I'm on my way now
26:21I didn't... I didn't...
26:22Charger, stop.
26:23Okay. Okay, sorry.
26:26I wouldn't have done that all wrong.
26:27I just wanted to see you.
26:28That last bit wasn't my fault.
26:30Come on now. That was crazy.
26:33You're crazy.
26:34Me?
26:35Come on, you knocked three people out just by staring at me.
26:38If you ever need a job, I could do a security.
26:42If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
26:45Better than a little book club for wine.
26:47What kind of ead is that, huh?
26:48How about your ead?
26:49What, crossing London to stalk your ex?
26:50You need help.
26:52No, I do.
26:53And you did help me.
26:54And I'm grateful because it shows that you care.
26:56I do care.
26:57Well, it's all beautiful, they do.
27:00You know what? Yeah.
27:01Yeah, I'll buy a rose.
27:03I should be thanking you, right?
27:05No, please.
27:06What?
27:07How much are rose?
27:08Five for you.
27:09Okay, that's a bit steep. I'll do 250 for her.
27:11You're embarrassing yourself.
27:11Oh, that's not the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
27:16I don't need a rose for you.
27:17You don't need anything from anyone.
27:18No, just not from you.
27:19Actually, my life's pretty great.
27:21Okay, if it's great, lend me five pounds.
27:22Now, I'll buy you a rose and I can stop and scratch.
27:25Five pounds is expensive.
27:28Hmm?
27:29You know, if you knew me at all, you know, I hate roses.
27:33I remember that.
27:34I just...
27:34You've got to love the gesture, huh?
27:37You love the gesture.
27:37Hey, guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
27:4020% off for the lovely couple, eh?
27:42We're not a couple.
27:43But we used to be.
27:43You met my family.
27:45Yeah, I did, actually.
27:46And you know what?
27:48He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
27:51Well, not in a fun-to way.
27:52Just my dad's a bit of a, like, little pervy uncle, mate.
27:54Listen, she was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
27:58Yeah?
27:59She put all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
28:01That's racist, isn't it?
28:02Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white, neo-colonial MI6 agent?
28:06But if I played him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
28:08Yeah, but you would be.
28:09Guys, I've got an idea.
28:10Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
28:12I think that's better for you.
28:13Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
28:16A date?
28:18That was not a date.
28:19She was a work colleague that I brought.
28:21She was shit in your mango tree flop.
28:23Guessing it wasn't enough to snort her on screen.
28:24Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
28:27God forbid anything come for that.
28:28Okay.
28:29Hadn't we broken up by then?
28:30Char, that night was about me.
28:32Okay.
28:32And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking on.
28:35Okay.
28:36Then how exactly would you define how we...
28:38Fucking cunt.
28:38Fuck.
28:39What?
28:39I left my bag at the restaurant.
28:42Okay, do you...
28:43You have to go back there now?
28:44I have my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
28:45What are you doing?
28:46Fuck, Argentina.
28:47What?
28:48Why are you going to Argentina?
28:49Wait.
28:51Someone's taken it.
28:53My airports are moving.
28:54Fuck.
28:54Oh, shit.
28:55You're going to catch that.
28:56Fuck, fuck.
28:56You need a cabinet.
28:57Oh, wait.
28:59Taxi!
29:00I need to get it back.
29:02Now it's gone.
29:02Listen, can you just...
29:04Just let me help.
29:05Just trust me for once.
29:08I don't know.
29:09Come on.
29:10Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:13Come on.
29:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:14Seriously?
29:15Hey, mate.
29:16Listen.
29:16Can you give us a lift?
29:17Yeah.
29:18Okay.
29:18Yeah?
29:19How fast is this guy?
29:20Not that fast.
29:22Faster than walking, isn't it?
29:23Oh, yeah.
29:23It's a bike.
29:26If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
29:28Oh, you always say that, but you're still here.
29:29Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
29:32Hey, this is an emergency.
29:33Can you follow this dog?
29:35Yeah.
29:36All right, auntie.
29:37I've got you.
29:37Auntie?
29:38You're definitely going to get it, too.
29:39All right, listen.
29:40It's going to be fine.
29:41What's an Argentina?
29:43Funding came through for my dog.
29:44You should break one.
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:46Cool.
29:47Come on.
29:49Howdy, man.
29:51I don't mean that to patronize you today.
29:52Well, it was a little bit patronizing.
29:54No, seriously.
29:54I wish there were more no clinkies about shipwrecks.
30:07Your dad is more purple fun though.
30:12I appreciate you saying that.
30:14He would have killed to have me in your family.
30:17I would have liked to kill him.
30:18I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
30:20What the fuck are you doing?
30:21Chill out, mate.
30:25How is he?
30:27He's not good.
30:29Nah.
30:29He's not, um...
30:32Yeah, he's not good.
30:38I think my whole family hates me.
30:41They probably do.
30:52That's mad.
30:53Shut up.
30:57That's crazy.
30:59Of all the tunes.
31:01That's wild.
31:03I can make you feel better.
31:06Mate, can you turn it up?
31:09Better, turn it up for your auntie.
31:11I'll get an auntie with a rabies.
31:14I can make it all clearer.
31:18Don't pretend that you're back.
31:21You're feeling quite so hard that you can't conceal it.
31:26Whatever you feel inside, I can make you feel...
31:29Is it here?
31:30Somewhere around there.
31:32Maybe it's in the gunner over there.
31:33In there?
31:34Yeah.
31:37Thanks.
31:38Yeah.
31:39Ten percent off your next ride.
31:40Leaving tomorrow.
31:41Well, when you get back then?
31:42Not coming back.
31:43What do you mean, I'm coming back?
31:44Doesn't matter.
31:46What do you mean by that?
31:47Okay.
31:48Money.
31:48Jolly.
31:48No, man.
31:50Nice one.
31:53What do you mean, you're not coming back?
31:54No.
31:56It's here.
31:59Okay.
31:59Okay?
32:00Um, yeah.
32:02I think...
32:02Is that down there on the left?
32:04Yeah.
32:04Hurry up.
32:04It takes weeks to get a new passport.
32:06Don't worry.
32:06We're going to get it.
32:07Wait, I think it is.
32:09It's like behind...
32:10It's this one here.
32:16Hi.
32:17Hi.
32:19Welcome to the Globe.
32:2025th.
32:21Oh, I'd like to pay.
32:23Yes.
32:23But I don't know my wallet or phone.
32:26How's this become an expensive date for me?
32:32And here are your body bags.
32:36Down the corridor on the right.
32:38All right.
32:39Okay.
32:40So what are we going to perform exactly?
32:41It's a bum bag.
32:42Okay.
32:43What kind of bum bag?
32:44Just a bag.
32:45Right.
32:46Neon.
32:47Pink and yellow.
32:48Wait, is this the one that I got you?
32:50Yeah.
32:51Oh.
32:52All right.
32:52Relax.
32:53What?
32:53We shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
32:55It's convenient.
32:55It's a useful size bag.
33:01Oh, I'm sharp.
33:06It might be a bit tricky.
33:08Oh, shit.
33:10I'm never going to find my bag in here.
33:12Whoa.
33:13Aren't you forgetting something?
33:15So what?
33:16Check your goodie bag, mate.
33:17Can't let you on the dance floor like that.
33:21Oh, with the paint.
33:23All right.
33:25Fuck it.
33:26Um, I'm not really...
33:28I'm shit at this kind of...
33:29Sit down.
33:29I'll do it.
33:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:34Be nice.
33:36Be nice.
33:37When am I not nice?
33:40As much as you want to humiliate me,
33:44remember whose passport will you...
33:46Don't rush the artist, please.
33:50Sorry.
33:53Or look into her soul.
33:59Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
34:02Um, I don't know.
34:03You look so much fitter with that nose ring, man.
34:06Fuck you.
34:07What?
34:07I'm just saying,
34:07take the attention away from that cold, dead look in your eyes.
34:11Probably around the same time as you started losing half your hair.
34:14You know, um,
34:15fitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone,
34:18so...
34:18I know, you're broke.
34:18So if you need some money for a hair transplant,
34:20it's okay, you just let me know.
34:22Well, I'm fine.
34:22You know, I just take all my self-loathing
34:23and I rub it on my scalp every day.
34:25So thanks for chopping me up on your self-loathing.
34:27Next time I see you,
34:29you're going to have shaved your head
34:30and you're going to tell me it's for a role.
34:32Or, because I'm going to have a really secret sad illness
34:34and you're going to be so upset
34:35about all the time you're just spending it
34:36and now that I'm dead.
34:38Yeah?
34:38Yeah.
34:39Death guilty.
34:40Yeah.
34:40That's a straight-up auntie move.
34:41It is.
34:42Sorry, did that trigger you?
34:43Sorry, did that turn you on?
34:45I know.
34:46Yeah, I'll keep my turn.
35:08Yeah.
35:12Let's meet your king.
35:49Are you having fun?
35:52Yeah, I am actually.
35:53I'm having fun.
35:54You're meant to be looking for a bag.
35:55Yeah, I'm looking as well.
35:56Alright.
35:57I'm always looking.
35:57Don't worry.
36:03You're not a bad either in the end.
36:04Not the worst.
36:05Really?
36:08What are you looking at me for?
36:10I don't have it.
36:21Line?
36:31Gotta go to the bathroom, yeah?
36:35Let's get to go.
36:48So what's your name?
36:49I got a barrier.
36:52I got a barrier.
36:56I'm just going to have my own, okay?
36:57That's right.
36:57I'm not going to die.
36:58Hey!
36:58Get out of here.
37:00You're not going to die!
37:01You're not going to die!
37:02Get out of here!
37:02You're not going to die on there.
37:02Are you fucking mad?
37:04PACK!
37:04Man, let's pull it out!
37:06You should be out here with what?
37:07Now listen to me, this is a fucking girl.
37:08Not the first time I remember to lose my mind.
37:10What?
37:10It's not about it!
37:11You can't lose me.
37:12You can't lose me.
37:12You can't lose me.
37:18Oh.
37:35Mom!
37:36Mom!
37:45Mom!
38:07Do I find it?
38:23I just want to say, what you're doing, you're halfway across the world, on your own.
38:29It's amazing.
38:30You're fearless.
38:31I've always admired that about you.
38:33Thanks.
38:39So, where are you going to live?
38:41A flat or something?
38:43Yeah, I found a place near the offices.
38:44Okay, great.
38:45Yeah.
38:47Is it like a good neighborhood?
38:49I'm just saying a woman out there on our own.
38:52I can take care of myself.
38:53I know, I know, I know that your Spanish is kind of shit, so you're going to need someone
38:56to translate.
38:58I know.
38:59What am I doing?
38:59I'm looking through passports and I'm having a little bit of a race.
39:03What?
39:05You found the bag, didn't you?
39:08No.
39:11What?
39:11What?
39:11Yeah, you did, you psycho.
39:14What are you talking about?
39:15You just said passports with a fucking S. Where are they?
39:18Where are they?
39:19Fine, fine, fine.
39:20What?
39:22What?
39:22Oh, there's a wind drop?
39:24Fucking wind drop, man.
39:25And I'm the one trying to be white.
39:27Now then, leave me the bag.
39:28I'll put it in the bin.
39:28Fuck off!
39:48Hey. Hey. Hey, why did you lie to me? I didn't fucking lie to you. You didn't tell me you
39:52got a boyfriend. Why do you think I'm here?
39:54You're the one that lied about the passports. Okay. All right, then I'll be honest now. I'm not here for
39:59your fucking article, okay? I'm here for you. Look, I'm here for you. Because I miss you. I miss us.
40:07Okay? I'll admit that. Now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird
40:16that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend of a year that you're moving to another country with
40:22tomorrow?
40:22Yeah. I mean, there's something. I've got cold feet. This is a fucking big decision. Okay, so you've got cold
40:29feet. Yeah, okay. But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London. Am I out here
40:34running around with you? Why is that? Hmm? But he's fucking great. He's really great and he loves me. And
40:40he's reliable and he's there for me. So, I don't know. I don't know.
40:56Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work? Fighting everybody and being a nobody?
41:11I don't know. I don't live with myself. I live with whoever they need me to be. And if I
41:21don't know who I am, it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
41:28Are you acting?
41:31No.
41:32You've got those, like, lines.
41:34They are lines, but the feeling is honest.
41:39You're insane.
41:49Please don't go.
41:56Take care.
41:57Okay.
42:12I don't know.
42:32I don't know.
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