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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:12O
01:15I'm finished
01:16Lucky
01:17But I thought my body is too heavy
01:23I think my body is very heavy
01:24Still doing on the building
01:26I am not a big fan of my body
01:27I'm not a big fan of my body
01:29I need to come back to the building
01:31I'm not a big fan of volume
01:33I'm not a big fan of this
01:33It's not a big fan of my body
01:39This is a small part of the building
01:39I'm not a small part of the building
01:40But I don't have to quite a big fan of this
01:40I love the building
01:42That's why I don't have to come back
02:02You can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge
02:07him
02:07Have you charged him? I need to know if he's here I've been sat there for over an hour now
02:12Listen someone is going to come and talk to me in a minute so you need to go take a
02:15seat
02:16Okay I'll give you ten minutes and then I'm taking your name and number
02:22Hi I'd like to
02:30Yeah I'd like to report a missing family
02:33All families have gone missing have they?
02:35Yes I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists
02:40What? Domestic ones?
02:42The white ones
02:46Q-U-R-R-A-T hyphen U-L hyphen A-I-N
02:54Two hyphens okay
02:55Yeah that's what she goes by Q
02:57Okay I want to go back to the bust up that you said you had with your family
03:02Well that's not really that relevant because what I'm saying is if you just hack into this
03:06This was set up in the living room so whatever's taken place will definitely have been recorded on this
03:12Yeah so if we can just get into that
03:13So that's a very different kind of investigation
03:15It's a much longer process
03:16Cyber crime really and this falls under missing persons
03:19So all we're trying to do is just help you find
03:22Why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it?
03:24Sorry but it's just the details
03:26Yeah yeah of course
03:26You know what I mean?
03:28What that that was that's that's different I'm reporting this crime now
03:32Alleged crime
03:34I'm sorry I'm even being a bit paranoid
03:36Am I am I like a suspect or something like that in this case?
03:39Well easy now you know no one said anything about a suspect
03:42We just need to ask questions so in order to conduct a proper investigation
03:45So that's why I'm asking why didn't you report the pig's head?
03:50I thought I could handle it myself with my private security consultant
03:54You got a security consultant?
03:56Because I'm an actor and I'm in the news
03:57Sorry you're in the you're in the news?
03:59Yeah I might be the next James Bond
04:03Wait wait wait wait so you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor?
04:07I didn't say famous no I just said well actually yes
04:10My bond callback is later on this afternoon but I can't be there if I'm here and I'm here because
04:14my
04:14Right so so I'm just making sure we've got private security detail
04:18Auditioning to be the next James Bond
04:21And got sent the servant pig's head by by racist trolls
04:26I did because they don't want me to be the next James Bond
04:28Right which is why these people have also abducted your family
04:33That's my current working theory here
04:35You sound completely fucking mental
04:42Okay mate um give us a few minutes and we'll be right back
04:51You've got to be kidding me
04:55What in the shitting hell are you doing man?
04:59If you keep your mouth shut then maybe I can focus
05:02Focus on this you sentient ballbag you should be at home preparing for the audition
05:07The charm?
05:08Ouch and you most certainly should not be here
05:10You're not the hero of this story to them
05:14You're the villain trust me
05:16They're going to google me and when they do they're going to see all the bond chat
05:18And they're going to see that I'm telling the truth
05:20And then they can tell the papers how you showed up here with a severed pig's head
05:25Think you turgid gimp
05:27Think
05:30Fuck
05:46Be cool man police are going to be watching
05:50I don't know I'm just looking for my family that's not a crime is it
05:53Hey calm the fuck down I saved you back there
05:56All right okay I'm sorry and thank you
05:58That's more like it all you've got to do is walk normally
06:03Very weird walk man
06:05Be normal
06:08Hey this is normal
06:21Oh whoopsie daisy
06:23Gently cock fingers
06:25Okay lock the doors close the curtains let's run lines auditions in eight hours
06:32Wait where are you going?
06:34I need to find the right USB
06:35The only camera that matters is at the screen test
06:40Sha time's running out say the words with me
06:45Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work?
06:50Fighting everyone and being no one?
06:54I don't live with myself
06:58Hello I'm giving you gold here
07:02Yes
07:02That's right motherfucker
07:06This is all a distraction
07:09Classic self-sabotage
07:11Huh
07:11Shit
07:11Come on
07:17Fuck
07:17You're not afraid for your family
07:19You're afraid of success
07:23Even if they have been kidnapped
07:25You're no superhero spy
07:27Becoming one should be our focus
07:31Why don't you try helping for a change?
07:33I am helping
07:35The only version of you that has any value to your family or anyone else is bond
07:41Shut the fuck up
07:43Oh god
07:45Self is as basic as they come
07:47Try his birthday obviously
07:55Oh
07:55Fuck
07:56You don't even know his birthday?
07:58Some brother you are
08:00Okay we don't know
08:02Can we get back to work?
08:06The security consultant?
08:08Oh yeah
08:10If you were this obsessive about your craft you'd have a career
08:25This is a security restaurant
08:27This is a security restaurant
08:27If you see something that doesn't work right
08:29You can speak to staff
08:31Or text British Transport for me
08:33It's called 6901010
08:44This is a waste of time
08:47Oh shit
08:47What?
08:48Uh we've got a problem
08:49We've got dogs
08:50Oh dear
08:51I'm dry aged you realize
08:53Turn around now
08:54Can't turn around
08:55They spotted us
08:56At least suspicious
08:57You're a sweaty brown man with a bloodstained duffel bag
09:00You're already fucking suspicious
09:02Let me just shut out okay
09:04Just have some faith
09:05I'm an actor aren't I?
09:07Oh god
09:10Excuse me sir
09:13I'm not doing anything
09:14I'm not even here to catch a train
09:17Oh god
09:19No no
09:20I'm going to get back
09:21Do you mind if it's a tickle
09:21on the bug?
09:22Sir?
09:22Damn boy
09:24What's on the bug sir?
09:26Stop you fucker
09:27Sir
09:27That won't be necessary
09:34Yep
09:37Did you say something?
09:38Good man
09:38Have a good day
09:43How'd you do that?
09:44Well I've still got a few tricks
09:45I must tell you when it comes to law enforcement
09:48Must be nice to be tall and white huh?
09:51Membership has its privileges shall we?
09:55It's a complete fucking mess
09:56I tried to go to the police
09:57Well there's your first mistake there
09:58Come on man
09:59We're going to find your family
10:00All right?
10:01Okay
10:02Okay
10:02It feels good to hear you say that
10:04Because nobody believes me
10:05I like him
10:06He makes me feel safe
10:07I'm going to put a call out
10:09Of something called the Kilner system
10:10All right
10:10Now luckily Wembley is CCTV to the hilt
10:13So if your family have been on any street actually
10:15In London in the last eight hours
10:17I will be able to track their exact location
10:19Down to the inch
10:20And as soon as I get a ping
10:21You'll be the first to know
10:22Really?
10:23Yeah man
10:24All good
10:25That's fucking amazing
10:26Thank you
10:27I didn't realize your company had that kind of reach
10:30My company has the biggest reach there is
10:33All right
10:33Don't worry
10:33Look listen
10:34Here's the thing right
10:34Your family that's today's problem
10:36Yeah
10:36What about tomorrow's problem
10:38Now do you want to be reactive
10:40Or do you want to be proactive
10:42I want to be proactive
10:43Of course you fucking do
10:44You are on the precipice of something massive
10:46And all that backlash that you've been experiencing recently
10:49It will only get worse
10:50Trust me I know
10:51I've fucked the audition
10:53And my prospects have gone down the toilet
10:55So
10:55Listen I wouldn't be here talking to you now
10:58If that was the case
11:00Would I?
11:02So you've got your recall later
11:04Correct?
11:06Yeah
11:06Yeah
11:07Yeah
11:07So you're gonna go in there
11:08You're gonna do your audition
11:10And when you do
11:11Those decision makers will be primed
11:14In your favor
11:19What?
11:20You understand?
11:20How
11:21How
11:21How
11:22How
11:23How you can do that?
11:29Are you on my five?
11:32It's okay
11:34Holy fuck
11:34Okay
11:35It's not a big deal
11:36It's not a big deal
11:37Okay
11:37Listen to me
11:39I'm the only call you'll ever need to make
11:42We've got your bag
11:46What?
11:48There's a catch isn't there?
11:49No
11:51I mean look
11:52Every relationship's a two way street isn't it?
11:55So
11:57Basically what we're trying to do
11:58Is we just want to build bridges
12:01To your community
12:02And in order to do that
12:03We rely on individuals such as yourself
12:05Just to help us with messaging
12:07You know
12:07As a prominent Muslim
12:09And soon to be
12:10More so
12:11Your voice
12:11It carries a lot of weight
12:12So
12:13So let's use it
12:15Yeah
12:17Right
12:18Sha
12:19Let's cyber
12:20Now
12:20Just remember we're the good guys
12:22Yeah
12:23Don't forget that
12:25Sha
12:26Obviously
12:27You just need a toy now
12:28I'm gonna be alright
12:29Don't go anywhere
12:30Thank you
12:30I'll be here
12:35So
12:36Huh?
12:37I mean that sounds shady as shit
12:38No?
12:39Sha
12:39I was wrong
12:40Going to Nigel was a masterstroke
12:43Albeit an accidental one
12:45What are you talking about?
12:46He wants me to be a snitch
12:48Snitch?
12:48He's not asking you to honey trap an ayatollah is he?
12:51He's offering you the role of a lifetime
12:54In exchange for some light PR work
12:56I'm not a sellout fed
12:57Sorry
12:58Sellout?
12:59Well pardon me Nelson pissing Mandela
13:02You want to star in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers, cars and the British Secret Service
13:09This is the only way you will land this role
13:13I guess I just always thought I was someone who represents us to them
13:18You know not them to us
13:21You're not representing them or us
13:24This is about you Sha
13:26And who you want to be
13:27And put simply
13:28Do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a toilet
13:31Panicking about your career and your family
13:33Or do you want to be the hero of this story?
13:37The ultimate shitting hero
13:39Because that my friend is what is on the table
13:56Sha
13:59Sha
14:00What the hell are you doing, man?
14:03Hello
14:04I'm improvising
14:05Oh god
14:07Access
14:25What the hell are you doing?
14:37What the hell are you doing?
14:38Move, move, move
14:38Move, move
14:40Move, move
14:41Move, move
14:42Move, move
14:44Move, move
14:46Move, move
14:46Move, move
14:46Move, move
14:46Move, move
14:47Move, move
14:47Move, move
14:48Move, move
14:49Move, move, move
15:06Okay, okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close?
15:13Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:16Oh, God, nor improv. No one's watching you, melodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me, but all you do is shit on me.
15:29It's tough, love, and it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bitter humiliation of remaining as you are.
15:39You want to chill out? I'm in control now. And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no. Please, don't fake hang up on me. You need me.
16:16Fine, I'm willing to try things your way. But if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban
16:22HQ?
16:23No, no, no. These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:31Come on, dog.
16:55Excuse me.
16:55Sorry.
16:56Excuse me.
16:58Uncle, can I have a word, please?
16:59Why are you calling me uncle at the same age?
17:02I mean, sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone.
17:06Someone who's gone missing.
17:07My brother.
17:08Zofi.
17:09I think you know him.
17:09He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us, and then after we can talk.
17:16It's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19As-salamu alaykum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:23My parents, Parviz, Latif, and my mother, Tara Latif,
17:26my siblings, Zofi, and Q.
17:30I think some of you know them.
17:32I'm just wondering if you might have heard anything.
17:35I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Pig!
17:39Pig's head!
17:40Pig!
17:41Pig's head!
17:42What the-
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:45Pig!
17:45Pig.
17:45Pig!
17:47He's probably best to leave now.
17:49No?
17:50It's-
17:51Will it's-
17:55He's with me.
17:57He's with me!
17:57It's- It's with me!
17:58It's mine!
17:58It's mine!
18:04Get outta me!
18:08Go the other way!
18:09Hey!
18:12Quick, down here!
18:32Oi!
18:34Gabe!
18:36Get in the pocket!
18:37Shit!
18:38Look what you've done, Shah!
18:45You owe me an apology, mate!
18:47And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you, your failures would catch up to you!
18:55IDF bastard!
18:56Who recruited you?
18:58Mossad?
18:59IDF!
18:59100% Mossad!
19:00I told you!
19:02He's not Dave Patel!
19:03He's much too short!
19:05You can't handle them alone!
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:15Him!
19:16No!
19:34No!
19:36No!
19:38No!
19:39No!
19:46Oh, my God.
20:20Yes. Yes. The strong must replace the weak.
20:30Your turn now, Sha.
20:55This is the only way. Can't you see? Surrender. Surrender.
21:33Oh my God, are you okay?
21:36Oh my God, are you okay?
21:57How bad is it?
21:58No, no, it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad.
22:01I feel like it's pretty bad. It feels like I'm missing an eye. Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're going to be okay. Right? You're going to be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold. It's so cold. I don't want to die.
22:15Say, I can't do this without you.
22:16I know you really can't. That other guy, though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
22:26Why? Why did you resist?
22:30You tell me. You're the only one who gets it. You're the only one who gets me. That's why I
22:35need you.
22:35But I don't even know who you were.
22:41I was who you needed me to be hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart, which is weird.
22:49Dickhead, you might want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no. Don't go. We're a team, okay?
23:00Good luck without me, dickhead.
23:08Hey. Hey. Hey.
23:24And that's just the price of yours.
23:30You're stuck there on law.
23:31Told you I wasn't lying.
23:33You need to realise what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down.
23:35Don't put it down. Get rid of it.
23:36I am going to get rid of it, but just look at you, okay?
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing, and I'm not the one acting crazy here, okay?
23:43Your son is, and so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shadju is fine. He's just stressed.
23:47I don't need to hear this shit, no.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay when it is not...
23:51No one is pretending it.
23:52You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not.
23:54You're pretending right now.
23:56You are.
23:57Which people are you talking about?
23:59Baba?
24:00Barvez!
24:01Baba!
24:03Barvez!
24:04Barvez!
24:04Barvez!
24:05Shit.
24:06Hey, phone, Ellie!
24:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:07Come on, for fuck's sake.
24:09Emergency.
24:10See which star there.
24:10Yeah, ambulance, please.
24:12Baba, I'm sorry, okay?
24:14I'm so sorry.
24:19I will feel like I'm feeling like you.
24:26But your name is Shah Jahan.
24:31King of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine.
24:36You're gonna be fine, okay?
24:37What's going on?
24:38I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:41How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:48Oh, yeah.
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51That was shit.
24:52But the view count's rising.
24:54Oh, fuck my family.
24:55Family is fine.
24:56Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh, thank God.
25:01Thank God.
25:02Alicia.
25:03Yeah?
25:04Yeah.
25:05I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Oh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:17Oh, my God.
25:17I fucking love you.
25:18Now, listen, we've got to clean you up.
25:20Sort this shit out with your family.
25:21Yeah.
25:21So I don't need you distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23All right.
25:25All right.
25:25Absolutely.
25:29Hey, I care about you.
25:31You know that, right?
25:35Yeah, I do.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:52Who are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:58Okay, I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10Can't believe I was going to do work.
26:11It's really...
26:11All right, shut up.
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity
26:19pass me by?
26:19If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:22Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:24I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all in, bitch.
26:30Char, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33Why you fucked the biggest moment of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, he's been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just ours.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you.
26:52But that's why there's only two seats in a DBS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB-12 to him proves to me that you're a
27:00blood-cloth pagan.
27:01What the fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being true.
27:04They don't understand you.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Char.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't.
27:26So just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:37I didn't mean village.
27:37We're from Karachi.
27:38We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen, making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Char?
27:53Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:57Don't you?
27:59Why can't you accept that?
28:01I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people.
28:06Or what they think.
28:08Come, let's do this loud mouth first.
28:10Don't do it!
28:16They should be the one who does it.
28:19Say what?
28:24Char, you?
28:24Shut up, Mommy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot Mommy and Baba, okay?
28:34I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Char, everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:47Oh, that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50I'm sure that was so happy in Boxford.
28:52And the best actor award goes to...
28:53Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it.
28:56And in what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Like, why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:04Like, do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06Oh, I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your right or die, cuz.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13Like, they're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush, okay?
29:16You're only here for the free shit and the clout, anyway.
29:18How about you, Shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took...
29:21Bro, I've been here for you since day one,
29:24because I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And my brother, I need to be here with you,
29:28for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:30You ungrateful f...
29:31Shut up, hold up, dear.
29:33Listen to me, cuz, yeah?
29:34Any time I took the piss out of you,
29:36it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Shadu, Janna, shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't.
29:42Hey, listen, nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:43Shut up!
29:46Oh, la.
29:51Cuz...
29:53I just wanna say, yeah?
29:56Guess me, you know I'm here, Katnath.
29:58I wanna apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay, good.
30:05Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family,
30:08so, yeah, bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kind of rate that, so that was mad.
30:11Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:20Oh, it's always been you and me, Shadu.
30:26Mm-hmm.
30:31Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:44Where am I?
30:46Hmm, nice little sleep.
30:49How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:52It says here, Shah-hoj...
30:54Shah-hoj-ha-ha.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:01Your obs aren't the best, Mr. Latif.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What do you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond, though.
31:20One distance in a couple of hours.
31:21Have you taken a piss?
31:23Mm-hmm.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:27Fuck.
31:28My...
31:30My family, yeah.
31:31They're gone, doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Bond.
31:41Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
32:08Yeah, no, that would be great if you used to find that.
32:12I mean, I've just changed it now.
32:15Thanks.
32:18So, Latif, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:22You can't keep me here.
32:25What are you doing, bro?
32:26We're in here.
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your text, man?
32:32Why, eh?
32:32You two?
32:33Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36Baba!
32:37Victor, where were you?
32:38Oh, Shadju!
32:39Huh?
32:40I told you, here he comes!
32:44What happened to you, man?
32:45You look like shit.
32:46I just, I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:49What happened to you, Baba?
32:49This is a little heartache, girl.
32:51Nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52What happened to Sophie?
32:53He's offering his new boyfriend.
33:01Oh, um, it's, it's Braviz, okay?
33:04You've got more to worry about than Braviz.
33:05This is about Q.
33:06I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird pic.
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about Q.
33:12She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14You're disrespecting me, didn't you?
33:15And you're wasting my time.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love Muba, okay?
33:23And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For real?
33:26Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:27Muba is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah, you know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Wait.
33:41I think I'm going to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44Well, then come, we've got to go.
33:45But you have your audition today.
33:47Mommy, fuck the audition.
33:48I have to see Zofie.
33:51Come on, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:05I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Zofie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12You know, nothing's going to happen to you, mate.
34:13That's me on the dashboard, all right?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22You get here before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill.
34:25Yeah, this is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, all right?
34:38Well, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it?
34:43I know all the shortcuts to the airport while aborting all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:48I could even get you through security.
34:51And onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just try the car.
34:53Please drive the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:26That way.
35:26Oh, no, I'm not here to try and stop your leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We actually need to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry, you saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:36Ollie, right?
35:38Hey, nice to meet you, man.
35:39Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:42Oh, yeah, yeah.
35:44Well, it's worse than it looks.
35:47Bro, seriously, you got to go.
35:48Yeah, of course.
35:49What are you, like, 6'2"?
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, Yaz?
35:56I got...
35:57You got to be good at all.
36:00Excuse me, sorry.
36:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me, sorry, sorry.
36:04I'm sorry.
36:05Whoa!
36:06Boarding pass.
36:07We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone through.
36:11Yeah.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:12Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Sophie on the phone?
36:16Yeah.
36:16I mean, I'll go quickly.
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:25One moment, sir.
36:27What the fuck are you doing, bro?
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's going to work.
36:30No, no, no.
36:30I'm not in golf.
36:32I'm not in golf.
36:33You said something about a security threat.
36:34I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's traveling to the Middle East.
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers and black market dash cam suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:42I have links to the security establishment.
36:44What links?
36:45MI5.
36:45Sorry, I...
36:46MI5.
36:50Yeah, not buying it.
36:51Next.
36:53I'm sorry, what...
36:54What do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57I, you know, turn of voice, body language, the whole performance, really.
36:59I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:01You film it this time and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:05If you keep annoying me, I'm going to put you on the news.
37:08Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 on the news.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this, I'm trying to tell you.
37:15Trained in Chechnya.
37:16Fought in Afghanistan.
37:17The Battle of Kandahar.
37:18Maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
37:23And an entrepreneur.
37:25Sorry.
37:28Hey, can we talk?
37:30Next.
37:31Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:49Well, I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead.
37:55Shoot this.
37:56In my whole life, I've seen you out here.
37:58Yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:01I've been at home, bro.
38:03Trying to repay your family for taking me in QA.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realize?
38:13I have to do me.
38:17Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this, like, a real thank you?
38:21Like, a fuck you, thank you?
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28Like, I'm not trying to be a junior partner in a relationship.
38:30And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry, I sweated you.
38:36I just...
38:37I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
38:40And...
38:41You're not a box.
38:42You are a flower.
38:44Well, with layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:48Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on that plane yet?
38:54I'm back in four days.
38:57Oh.
38:58Why did you just call me anyway?
38:59This is too important.
39:06I love you, bro.
39:07Say again?
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're a little prick, too.
39:16That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:22For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:25I'll put yourself together.
39:26We're going in the air for you, please.
39:27Ma'am, give me my phone, please.
39:28It's children, though.
39:30Psycho.
39:33I don't know if you're still down,
39:35but you could probably still make an audition.
39:36You're a little bit, too.
39:38Okay.
39:41I'm gonna love you, bro.
39:42OK, OK.
39:43What do you keep with?
39:53Podcastów.
39:53Bye, everybody.
39:54Bye, everybody.
39:55Bye, everybody.
39:55Bye, guys.
39:55Bye, everybody.
39:55Bye, everyone.
39:56Bye, everyone.
39:59Bye, everybody.
40:14I don't know.
40:48Mr. Lateef, we're ready when you are.
41:03There he is!
41:07Someone's had a busy few days, so we're just going to go straight to the monologue,
41:14okay?
41:15Please tell me you're ready.
41:17Reporting for duty, ma'am.
41:18Set on camera.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Sound speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:28And we're set, and...
41:32Action!
41:36I could have just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me...
41:59How do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:11Doing the dirty work.
42:15Doing the dirty work.
42:16Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood of my hands is mine.
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I don't live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's because...
42:57You don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:02Cut!
43:03Cut!
43:04Cut!
43:07Cut!
43:08Cut!
43:10Cut!
43:12Cut!
43:12Cut!
43:13Cut!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance, right?
43:16I think.
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well, great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
43:27Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:35Back to one.
43:36Back to two.
43:37Three.
43:38Mark up.
43:39So now you're going to say your name in...
43:42Three.
43:48Two.
43:51One.
43:56Action!
43:56The name's...
44:03Shah Jahan.
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