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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:13Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:15We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:21Don't you fucking dare!
00:28Fuck you, DJ!
00:30Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:34Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Don't let Shane mean Mars.
00:37You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone.
00:40At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it.
00:43He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:45For sure.
00:46You know me.
00:48Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:57I'm on. You guys ready?
00:58Yeah, start it.
01:02I'm on.
01:03I'm on.
01:17I'm on.
01:22I'm on.
01:28I'm on.
01:29leave the poor girl alone she's clearly not into it just because you were born first doesn't mean
01:35you can act like mom oh my god i am so sorry about him he does not know how to
01:46turn the
01:46fuck boy thing off you're charlotte right tracy oh my god my best friend you look so good
01:56why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man leave her alone sadie you're my brother's
02:04groupie not his girlfriend don't worry after football season is over then he's gonna put a
02:10label on it i'll see you at practice we'll try so hard not to drop you
02:18aren't you two friends we were friends until i found out that she was just using me to get to
02:24my brother how about i tell you all about it after school you want to come over to my place
02:31please please i clearly need to broaden my social horizons
02:37okay really yes hello
02:50tracy upstairs
03:13gory is that you oh shit
03:22you okay
03:29two tackles in one day should join the football team
03:33i'm so sorry i don't know well apart from getting you all sweaty
03:41you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet
03:45wouldn't run into people as often
03:49right sorry
03:50it's okay
03:52i need to apologize
03:55i just want to see your face
03:58not so bad right
04:03what the fuck is going on
04:08calm down
04:09i was going to say hi
04:12okay great
04:13now say bye
04:17bye
04:20tj
04:26hey
04:27yo trace
04:28looking fine
04:29hey
04:31so uh
04:32you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:38yeah okay bet yeah
04:39catch you later
04:40better look next time
04:41man fuck you
04:43dog i got news
04:45huge news
04:47we got in the strike from above tournament
04:50holy shit dude
04:51dude that's huge
04:52right
04:53our first pro league
04:55i mean sponsors gonna be knocking down our doors
04:57and it's in person
04:58so
04:59finally get to meet mars man
05:02i mean you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this
05:04yeah of course he will
05:05we've been best friends with the guy for years
05:07you more than me
05:09and how many times has he come up with some
05:11bullshit excuse
05:12dude this time's different
05:13all right
05:13we'll just
05:14we'll tell him about the tournament
05:15he'll be psyched
05:16let's just give him a chance
05:16i don't want to fuck up the friendship
05:18i didn't fuck things up when you and i met each other
05:21and mars knows that
05:25all right whatever the fuck
05:27we'll do it your way
05:28but the guy's your best friend
05:30you text him about it
05:33all right
05:33i'll text him
05:38uh just so you know what you saw with tj
05:41wasn't anything
05:42no i know
05:43my brother is a dipshit
05:47a smart girl like he was like
05:48so out of his league
05:50that's not true
05:53but thanks
05:55and then thanks for inviting me over
05:58and i'll do this a lot
06:00what
06:01girl time
06:03friend time
06:19you okay
06:20yeah yeah i'm
06:22no
06:24but
06:25i
06:25i
06:27okay
06:29um
06:31so
06:31there's this
06:33guy that i've
06:34been talking to forever
06:37and
06:37well
06:38we've never met a person
06:40but he wants to
06:42tomorrow
06:43oh my god what
06:46is he hot
06:47i don't know what he looks like
06:50we've met online so i don't know who he is
06:52i don't even know his real name
06:54okay
06:55well you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
07:00so you should say yes
07:02oh my god girl why not
07:05seriously
07:07because he thinks i'm a boy
07:16i have
07:17simply
07:18too many questions
07:22but first things first
07:24we
07:26need to get you ready
07:27for this meet cue
07:32first option
07:34go on
07:35i kind of like this one
07:37no
07:38absolutely not
07:41no
07:42absolutely not
07:44mm-hmm
07:45yes
07:45no
07:46trust me
07:46see the vision
07:48you look incredible
08:15you look beautiful
08:38wow tracy
08:39you took your new dog to the groomers
08:41would you guys order the try hard special
08:43i don't think i can do this
08:48to hell with sadie
08:49of course you can
08:51now go get your mystery man
09:13tj
09:18hey
09:21charlotte
09:22what are you
09:23what are you doing here
09:23is tracy with you
09:25yeah
09:26yeah tracy sent me to
09:28to tell you that
09:29we're gonna be studying at your house
09:31after school
09:32okay
09:34yeah so that's
09:35the message
09:37i'm
09:38i'm just gonna
09:39gonna go
09:43hey wait
09:46you uh
09:47dropped your phone
09:49by the way
09:50you look
09:51sorry i'm late
09:51did he show
09:52dude who show
09:54mars
10:01sorry guys
10:02went home sick
10:02man i knew he would bail on us again
10:20okay
10:20spill
10:22how's your day
10:23with mystery man
10:24um
10:26it
10:27it didn't really
10:28happen
10:30what
10:34stop eavesdropping
10:34perv
10:36i can't believe
10:37mars bailed on us
10:38i told you
10:40he's never gonna show
10:42yo we should just register
10:43for the tournament
10:43as a duo
10:44we're not a duo
10:45cory we're a team
10:47he would have showed up
10:48if you knew it was at stake
10:54what are you doing
10:55i'm just gonna tell him
10:56about the tournament
10:57and if he doesn't want
10:58to meet up then
10:59we'll go from there
11:01we'll go from there
11:20we'll go from there
11:36Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:51Mars.
11:57Yeah.
11:59I have an extra phone charger.
12:01It's inside.
12:10I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by you're a girl, and since
12:17when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:22Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but wait, is this whole thing just some
12:28evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:31Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:34What?
12:34You know, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:44I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:57Do you hate me?
13:00No.
13:02No.
13:03No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:11Bring it in, man.
13:18Am I interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27We were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:41Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:50Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
14:03You're in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister?
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:19Oh, I saw you.
14:23Hiding in the corner.
14:28I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:37Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:40I gotta be home for dinner.
14:55Mars, are you there?
14:58Hello?
15:02Mars.
15:05Voice changer enabled.
15:07Mars!
15:09Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13I went to a party.
15:15The cops shut it down.
15:16Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:22I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you want to know who we are?
15:28I want to know who you are.
15:34Well, maybe we've already met.
15:40Dude, no way.
15:43I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:57Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
16:03Athletic.
16:05Confident.
16:06Getting hotter.
16:08Hot for sure.
16:10Nice body, nice smile.
16:12Oh, what the fuck?
16:18Mars are you are you attracted to guys yeah yeah I'm gay oh dude is that why you didn't show
16:32man we don't care about that shit hell I'll fight anyone who does thanks Jupiter yeah man of course
16:39it's that that's awesome you uh crushing on any guys at school I can help I'm chill with the drama
16:47club
16:47there's lots of cute guys in there oh thank you but I'm good I promise
16:59so how was this party I was weird I was trying to have a good time but feeling fucking lame
17:10and then I realized that there was someone I wanted to be there and she wasn't
17:21you were missing a girl
17:27yeah
17:29she's different from the ones I usually go for
17:34she's quiet shy
17:38I just makes me think there's a whole world inside of her you know and I just
17:45want to get her to let me in
17:49what you should do is get some sleep
17:54yeah you're probably right good night Jupiter hey wait uh before you go
18:00you know Tracy and TJ they're not great
18:07they're having a party tomorrow night and uh Neptune and I are going
18:12you should come we can can run that meetup again
18:20I'll see what I can do
18:36all right
18:38are you still texting mystery man
18:42I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help
18:45no I'm I'm still figuring out how to tell him
18:48okay do I have to say this again
18:50Charlotte you are stunning
18:52if this crush doesn't work out you can have your pick of literally any guy here
19:03okay
19:05almost any guy one that is actually worth your time
19:11don't forget party planning at my place after school and we will try to steer clear
19:15of my man whore brother
19:36hey Charlotte you uh looking for my sister
19:45she's not here practice is running long
19:50oh um I can wait
19:53I guess
20:01what are we playing
20:04strike from above
20:06you game
20:08and dabble
20:12you want to come dabble upstairs
20:20play around with me
20:25come on
20:41you okay
20:43yeah it's just
20:45I usually play on my computer
20:46yeah same here
20:49but uh this setup's better for co-op
20:51so
20:52so what do you say we uh
20:54run some duos
20:55and see what we're like as a team
20:59or we could do
21:00player versus player
21:04pvp
21:06I like your style
21:08but we should raise the stakes
21:10raise the stakes
21:12yeah
21:14the winner
21:15gets to ask the loser
21:17a question of their choosing
21:20nothing off limits
21:28you overthink a lot don't you
21:31you've always been like that
21:34I thought you could only ask a question if you win
21:40all right
21:41bye
21:44picture clear
21:47I think I'm gonna go with her
21:55don't stop
22:03you should have parried there
22:05oh thank you
22:23yes
22:24wait what
22:26holy shit
22:28you beat me
22:29no
22:31uh hey
22:32maybe it's easier on the tv
22:36no way
22:36no I've only seen
22:38one other player
22:39pull that move
22:42I learned it on reddit
22:47okay
22:48then I guess you beat me
22:49fair and square
22:50so
22:51what's your question
22:56um
22:59do you have a celebrity crush
23:00come on
23:01no softballs
23:03you gotta have a better one than that
23:08what
23:08what
23:10we've gone to school together for years TJ
23:13just cause you don't know anything about me
23:15doesn't mean I'm clueless about you
23:20ouch
23:20I guess I deserve it though
23:26I wish I had talked to you sooner
23:33so tell me
23:36what do you really want to know
23:41go on
23:43ask me
23:47do you have a crush on someone at our school
23:48do you have a crush on someone at our school?
23:54ask me another
23:57who is she
24:01well that should be obvious
24:05I'm not very good at hiding
24:15those cheerleader bitches
24:16actually fucking dropped me
24:23ew TJ
24:25why are your sex lights on?
24:26they're not my
24:27that's not what I was
24:28oh my god
24:30uh
24:30Charlotte
24:31why don't you head to my room
24:32and start making a playlist for tonight
24:33I will be
24:34right there
24:34yeah
24:35yeah okay
24:38are you alright?
24:39oh yeah it's just a bruised ass
24:41I'll be fine
24:49you can literally
24:50go for any other girl
24:51why are you only thirsty over my friends?
24:54historically because it pisses you off
24:57but this is different
24:59okay so that's it then
25:02you're admitting to liking Charlotte
25:03yeah
25:07what would you say if I was?
25:11all I'm gonna say is
25:12I don't think she's interested
25:15is there someone else?
25:18oh come on
25:19Trace
25:19you don't have to tell me who
25:21just tell me if I'm wasting my time
25:25she's texting another guy
25:28fine
25:30then you have nothing to worry about
25:31right?
25:33so remember that
25:34when she sleeps over tonight
25:35relax
25:38Charlotte and I are just friends
25:40nothing more
26:01oh my god
26:02oh my god
26:02oh my god
26:03oh finally
26:03you look amazing
26:06happy official birthday
26:08thank you
26:09you
26:10you
26:11need a drink
26:15who are you texting?
26:16Mars
26:17you said he might show up
26:19oh
26:20Eddie now
26:21yep
26:22yep
26:40okay
26:41oh my god did you guys all just see that?
26:44look at this little virgin
26:45she thinks TJ's fuck me eyes are for her
26:47when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh?
26:50what are you guys talking about?
26:52oh uh
26:53we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
26:56maybe play some spin the bottle
26:57hmm
26:58but you can just
27:00watch virgin
27:01she can play
27:02stop being a bitch at my party Sadie
27:04yeah
27:06I'll play if Charlotte plays
27:15okay so I'm gonna spin to see who goes first
27:17and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
27:19obviously siblings can't kiss
27:21that's fucking gross
27:22but everyone else is fair game
27:25don't chicken out prude
27:32you know first big guy
27:38oh wow
27:40nice
27:41you ready for this?
27:44just kiss me weirdo
27:47oh god
27:49wow
27:54disgusting
27:55okay let's keep this moving
27:58TJ it's your turn
28:06it's me
28:07no
28:08it's in the middle
28:10doesn't that mean that TJ gets to pick?
28:23wow
28:24it's her first kiss
28:31can I kiss you?
28:32as we tão
28:37amazing
28:39yeah
29:00we're here
29:02why
29:02okay and happen
29:15TJ, what the hell was that?
29:22Nothing, just a game.
29:25Okay, Monopoly is a game.
29:26That was like, softcore porn.
29:31Charlotte?
29:40Um, I'm going to be right back.
30:00It's me.
30:02Can I come in?
30:05Yeah.
30:12I don't know what to say.
30:14Just be honest with me.
30:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:23I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:24I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:32Charlotte, you're literally still texting mystery man.
30:34It's not what you think.
30:36He'd take it from me?
30:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:44Did something happen?
30:48Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:52She could come out, but she still hasn't recovered.
31:00Neither has TJ.
31:03So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:10So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop mystery man.
31:26Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:33I know what you're going to say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:38I was actually going to ask if Tracy would tell anything about me, but...
31:41I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:44Like, especially after that kiss?
31:46It's not alright, bro.
31:48Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:49I would just do it.
31:51Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:54No, of course not.
31:55Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:57You know that.
31:59Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
32:02It's not just you and TJ anymore.
32:03He's my best friend's brother.
32:07Look, I know there is a lot on your plate,
32:10but if you don't tell TJ,
32:14I'm going to tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:17What?
32:18Look, I'm sorry, dude,
32:20but if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:23you can't be on the team.
32:30Bye, guys.
32:31Have a good night.
32:42Have a good night.
33:15TJ, what are you doing here?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
33:18Is yours in here?
33:20My phone?
33:21It's in Tracy's room.
33:32Okay, you can turn around.
33:35Why did you just barge in here?
33:38Earlier.
33:41Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on.
33:47You can tell me.
33:49Can I?
33:50I thought it was just a game to you.
33:51Yeah, well, I lied.
33:54My sister was right there.
33:59It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
34:03Not to me.
34:07Maybe that kiss.
34:10It made me realize that
34:14all of your firsts,
34:16I want them to be with me.
34:25We shouldn't do this right now.
34:27It's late, okay?
34:28We should go to bed.
34:35Hello?
34:45Let me guess.
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:56Guess you're stuck with me.
35:05TJ, we should really discuss
35:13sleeping arrangements.
35:16That one's easy.
35:17I have a bed.
35:18We both fit in it.
35:20Come on, soft.
35:25Don't you
35:26want to shave, Ben?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm going to go sleep on the couch.
35:43You don't have to do that.
35:43I can sleep on the couch.
35:44Charlotte,
35:47I'm trying to be shiver with you.
35:50But I want you.
35:56I want you to stay.
36:02Okay.
36:04I'll stay with you.
36:20So how'd a girl like you get someone to video games?
36:24Would you ask a boy that question?
36:27Come on.
36:30Okay.
36:33Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
36:38Someone braver.
36:42Making friends was harder for me than most people.
36:47I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:48There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:56The moment I laid eyes on you,
37:00I felt like I knew you.
37:04I can't explain it.
37:06It's like
37:07we weren't starting from the beginning.
37:12We were already close.
37:14You're someone I know
37:15I can trust completely.
37:17DJ, I just...
37:19I really want to kiss you right now.
37:28Okay.
37:46I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:49No.
37:50No, it's not that.
37:52It's...
37:56It's just it's never felt like that before.
38:00Like what?
38:04Like I'm going to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
38:13Can I just hold you?
38:17Yeah.
38:18I don't know.
38:21Bye.
38:23Bye.
38:31I think we're all part of my life.
38:35Bye.
38:36Bye.
38:36Bye.
39:21Here, our final guilt trip to get you to play in the tournament. TJ designed it. You wanted it to
39:27be a surprise for you.
39:30Actually, I'm going to tell him right now, as soon as he gets here.
39:36Good. Proud of you, dog.
39:38I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:43Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:49What's wrong with you?
39:51Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:54Here's your phone, Char.
39:56Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:59Jupiter? Is that like a nickname? That's kinky.
40:03Wait, Jupiter? Like TJ's video game character?
40:07What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:10Another tackle? Third time's the charm.
40:17Why is everyone by my locker?
40:20Oh my god, it's you.
40:21You're Jupiter.
40:24The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:31Charlotte.
40:34You're Mars?
40:37Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:43You're a catfish.
40:45Charlotte, is that true?
40:48No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:49I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:52And then you just kept lying to me.
40:54I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:56Right now. That's why I was at your locker.
40:58Cori can back me up.
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:13So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:22TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know.
41:51He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:58It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lied to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too.
42:08When you were nothing but nice to me.
42:13And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:19Even if you still hate me.
42:30Wait.
42:36I don't hate you.
42:39But I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you, or the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know it seems like the world is over.
43:10But you can fix this.
43:31Voice changer disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:40Jupiter?
43:44I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:50Just please, let me explain.
43:57When we first met years ago,
44:01I didn't have any friends.
44:06The only thing that I was good at was video games.
44:08But when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:15And so I started using a voice changer.
44:19And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless.
44:28And it was until it wasn't.
44:38I spent years ago, I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:46And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:51And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now
45:10is to get my best friend back.
45:24I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:27And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:34Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:17Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:25It's okay.
46:27The only pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:30Oh, come here, you big doofus.
46:35What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:39I didn't like it.
46:41Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:47You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:23I don't know.
47:28Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:42Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:47But losing my best friend,
47:51that almost killed me.
47:56Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:59But I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you, all of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:24I love you, too.
48:41You ready to win this tournament?
48:44You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
49:00I'm pretty sure I already did.
49:04I love you, too.
49:05I love you, too.
49:07I love you, too.
49:07I love you, too.
49:07I love you, too.
49:07I love you, too.
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