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00:13Oh, my coach just emailed me! They're redoing the gym at Wesleyan, so I have to show up for pre
00:18-season training like right after graduation.
00:20That early? I knew that fucking coach had it out for me.
00:24Yeah, she definitely built the schedule based on how much it would hurt you.
00:27No, it's just, I had big plans for us in June. I wanted to take some trips, hit the beach.
00:33I also thought it could be awesome if I just, like, stared at you a bunch.
00:38Oh, Pimp. Are you going to be depressed all alone in this big house?
00:42It's just going to be you and me, man.
00:45Big boy party, right? Couple of big boys. Doing big boy things. Big boy!
00:55You got to move out of that pool house. Marisol must be going nuts.
00:58Yeah, it's not our favorite.
01:00Okay, maybe we should pump the brakes on convincing other people to leave my dad now that I'm leaving my
01:05dad.
01:05Guys, I'm going to be absolutely fine, I promise.
01:08You know how it's been super noisy at my apartment because my mom's been training birds?
01:12No.
01:13How would we know that?
01:13I knew that.
01:14Maybe when Alice abandons you, I could move in here.
01:25Is it sad that I just actually considered that?
01:27Yeah, it's not great.
01:28You know where to find me, roomie.
01:32You're not going to leave, right, Sean?
01:33You're never leaving, Jimmy.
01:34Because we are big boys.
01:39Nope.
01:40You just don't leave me like this.
01:42Fine.
01:43There it is.
01:44See?
01:44It's going to be like that every night.
01:46Hey, Maya.
01:48Got your message about needing to skip this week.
01:50It's totally fine.
01:51Uh, but if you do that shit again, I'm going to find you.
01:54Give you therapy wherever you are.
01:55Gym, roller coaster, somebody else's bed.
01:57It does not matter to me.
02:00All right.
02:01Bye.
02:05Okay, what's the damn emergency, Liz?
02:07Derek's mother's been here for two days.
02:09I'm already losing my shit.
02:11Oh.
02:12What's she doing?
02:13Nothing.
02:14She's being perfectly kind.
02:17That's why she's an evil genius.
02:19Do you know what that bitch said to me this morning?
02:21Derek's lucky to have you.
02:23Well, that's rough.
02:24What the hell's wrong with you?
02:25You're not getting it.
02:26She says the right words with the right tone,
02:30and then she holds eye contact for an extra few seconds
02:35so I can feel the judgment that no one else can.
02:39Liz!
02:40Hold on.
02:41Oh, yeah?
02:43Hi, do you, um, do you have any of those popsicles that Derek loves?
02:47I gotcha.
02:58What?
02:59Sorry, I don't know what you've been doing,
03:02but you look gorgeous.
03:13Could you feel that?
03:15Yeah, I gotta go, Liz.
03:20I had a nice, loud voice before Parkinson's.
03:25I miss it.
03:26Yeah.
03:27And I hate all those vocal exercises.
03:29I hate them, too.
03:32When I do the yelling one,
03:33I find it helps to yell about something that really annoys me,
03:38like, uh...
03:39Kids shouldn't be allowed in restaurants.
03:42Oh.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Dick should not be short for Richard.
03:47Twins confuse and frighten me.
03:50I like that one.
03:51Feels good.
03:52I'm trying to wind down my practice,
03:54and Sykes keeps sending me these Parkinson's patients.
04:00They're not cheerful like I am.
04:02Yeah, I love how you know yourself so well.
04:05Look, you're a positive role model.
04:08I'm very proud of you.
04:10You can go on if you want.
04:12Are you feeling a little sorry for yourself
04:15since your tremors have become bilateral?
04:17No, I got two shaky hands.
04:19I got 24-hour jazz hands.
04:23Fosse, fosse, fosse.
04:24All right, that's a normal progression.
04:27But if you need to vent, it's okay.
04:30I mean, you can complain to me.
04:32I know that, and that's why I don't do it.
04:34Right, right, because suffering in silence makes you brave,
04:38and you want to be the best there is at Parkinson's.
04:40Is that what they're saying?
04:42That I'm the best?
04:43Oh.
04:44Top ten, at least.
04:46I've died every day waiting for you.
04:49Darling, don't be afraid.
04:51I have loved you for a thousand years.
04:56Love you for a thousand more.
04:58Ready?
05:00Time stands still.
05:03Beauty in all she is.
05:06I will be grape.
05:09I will not.
05:11What?
05:14It's brave, sweetie.
05:16I'm pretty sure it's grape.
05:17How can you be grape?
05:18How can one be grape?
05:20I'm the grapiest girl.
05:21You're a grape guy.
05:22We're grape together.
05:23It's my birthday, my lyrics.
05:25Keep playing.
05:26From the chorus?
05:26Yeah, let's do it.
05:27I have died every day waiting for you.
05:31Darling, don't be afraid.
05:33I have loved you for a thousand years.
05:38Love you for a thousand months.
05:42I have died every day waiting for you.
05:49Darling, don't be afraid.
05:52I have loved you for a thousand years.
05:58I'm gonna love you for a thousand more.
06:03Yeah, it's her birthday tomorrow, so she's just been on my mind a lot.
06:06Oh, I remember grape night.
06:08Mom's sing-alongs were so much fun.
06:10For you, maybe.
06:11Not for me.
06:12There's more pressure when you have talent.
06:14You guys wouldn't know.
06:16Tell us how we can cheer you up.
06:18You don't have to.
06:20Guys, it's okay to be melancholy from time to time.
06:23From time to time?
06:25Hey, you know what?
06:26I'm just glad that at least one person in this family still remembers Tia's birthdays.
06:30Oh.
06:31Oh my God.
06:31It was one time.
06:33She's only had one birthday since she died.
06:35You're batting a thousand for Miss Dead Mom birthdays.
06:38Your mom loved her birthdays so much.
06:40Now you're making me sad.
06:42Me too.
06:43Hey, you know what cheers me up?
06:45Saying rude things to strangers who can't hear you because they're listening to their AirPods.
06:48Here, watch this.
06:49Here we go.
06:51Hey, sun hat, sunglasses, and sun shirt.
06:54Maybe next time stay inside.
06:58Okay, here.
06:59Jimmy, get this guy.
07:01Oh, fine.
07:02Nice walking stick, Grandpa.
07:04Well, thank you.
07:06It's extendable.
07:07You just move these little blue thingies here, and it opens right up.
07:11You want to give it a go?
07:13I'm good.
07:14Yeah?
07:14Yeah, but it was nice to talk to you, and have a good day.
07:18You too.
07:19Bye now.
07:21God damn it, Brian.
07:22Those are hearing aids.
07:23I know.
07:24And they work very well.
07:26Help me carry this weight that's dragging me down.
07:31Pull me out of the train before I start to drown.
07:35Let the wreckage all sink, to where the fishes are frightening.
07:40I want to hear myself think again.
07:45I want to hear myself think again.
07:57It's a party and I'll ride my wand through.
08:01I'm riding my wand through.
08:03I'm riding my wand through.
08:04I'm riding my wand through.
08:05You knew what's not to win.
08:16Hey, I remembered all by myself.
08:18Hey, I'm just checking in.
08:20Your mom's birthday shouldn't be a day of self-hatred.
08:23That's New Year's Eve.
08:24How you doing? You good?
08:25Yeah, just worried about Dad.
08:28At the grocery store, he got sad eyes
08:30and said the woman on the skinny girl margarita bottle
08:32looked like Mom.
08:33That's a silhouette. She doesn't even have a face.
08:35I actually visited your mom this morning
08:37and I introduced her to Derek.
08:39I knew she was happy for me
08:40because when I held his hand,
08:41two butterflies flew by fucking.
08:42That is so, Mom.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Okay, I gotta go get coffee.
08:47He's gonna need me to be strong for him today.
08:49Love you.
08:49Love you. Bye.
08:59Jimmy, it's more like...
09:01I'm doing it.
09:03I feel like we're making the same sound.
09:04No, I don't think so.
09:08Uh, what's happening?
09:10What?
09:11What's happening?
09:12I realized that this is the last birthday of your mom's
09:15that we're gonna get to spend together
09:17before you go off to college.
09:18And I'm not gonna let it be a sad day.
09:20We are gonna celebrate.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:22Is that a leftovers omelet?
09:23Fuck yeah, it is.
09:24It's your mom's favorite breakfast, remember?
09:26Whatever was about to go bad in the fridge,
09:27all chopped up with eggs and cheese.
09:29Today, we have lo mein and half a jar of olives.
09:33So, it's more like a vomlet.
09:36Oh, use that with your friends and tell me if it goes viral.
09:39Be older.
09:40Bitch.
09:41Brian wanted to come with,
09:42and I thought maybe you'd like to invite Summer.
09:44I will.
09:45Dad, this is really cool of you.
09:47It is cool, right?
09:48It's gonna be a great day.
09:49Yeah.
09:49Like, it's gonna be really great.
09:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:55Hey, no, no face fall.
09:57I'm not face falling.
09:59I know.
10:02What are we doing?
10:03Let's go have some fun.
10:05Okay, what's on the agenda?
10:06Should we get some mimosas?
10:08Oh.
10:08Maybe do a coffee crawl?
10:11Or, oh, man.
10:14There you go, Dad.
10:16You're a jock.
10:17Let me help you out here.
10:20Oh, shoot.
10:22I left my book upstairs.
10:24All fours is a page-turner.
10:27Menopausal women aren't done.
10:28I'll tell you that.
10:29I got it.
10:30I got it.
10:31Your job is to chill,
10:33eat leafy shit,
10:34and not walk anywhere without your heart pillow.
10:37Thanks for taking such good care of me, pal.
10:39You're a natural.
10:40Makes me think you could be a physical therapist.
10:43Maybe.
10:44My friends would freak out if I was a doctor.
10:46Well, it's not quite a doctor,
10:48but, um, close enough.
10:50I'll go get your weird book.
10:52Okay.
10:52Thanks, Doc.
10:53He's such a sweet boy.
10:57Takes after both of you.
11:02Man, oh, man.
11:03Mama needs a mint,
11:05because I just housed a bunch of garlic knots in the car,
11:08and it was not pretty.
11:08Gabby, there she is.
11:09What a stinky girl.
11:10Oh, wow.
11:11Stinky girl.
11:12That's a little too much energy.
11:13Wow.
11:14Hi.
11:14You must be Mama Bishop.
11:16Big fan of your son.
11:17Love the hair.
11:18Oh, he's always been like that.
11:20He practically came out of the womb with a bob.
11:23Oh, pfft, Mom.
11:25Hi, I'm Connie.
11:27And Gabby.
11:29Constance, you never told me to call you Connie.
11:35You can call me Connie.
11:39Let's go on a mint hunt.
11:45And buried to your left,
11:46according to a quick Google search,
11:48is Arlene,
11:50who died a widow because she murdered her husband.
11:54Fun twist, babe.
11:55Murder Arlene is my hero.
11:57Mom loved gossiping about her neighbors.
11:59Hey, Mom.
12:00We all wore our most problematic t-shirts
12:03that you ever gave us,
12:04and we're having fun on your birthday
12:05like we always did.
12:07And none of us have ever forgotten
12:08what day that birthday is.
12:10Lying to the dead.
12:11So sad.
12:12I just want to say respect.
12:16He always drove me home from school
12:17when my mom forgot.
12:19She also taught me how to put in a tampon.
12:22Not while she was driving.
12:24It was in the car, though.
12:28Whoa.
12:29Who's the smoke show?
12:30That looks like a hot Louis.
12:33Holy shit.
12:34Hey, it's Louis.
12:36Gasp.
12:36Why did he ever shave his beard?
12:39I mentioned we were going to be here,
12:41but I didn't think he'd show up.
12:43Hey.
12:43Hey, man.
12:45Hope I'm not intruding.
12:47What's up, dog?
12:50Nothing.
12:51What's up with you?
12:52Yes.
12:53Never got this to work before.
12:54Holy shit.
12:55It's like a fucking rush.
12:57We did it, babe.
12:59Now that that's out of the way,
13:01we were just going to play mom's favorite game.
13:02Have you ever played Chubby Bunny?
13:05Uh, no, but my uncle used to ask that a lot,
13:07and now he's in prison.
13:09Way to bring down the graveyard hang, Louis.
13:11Sorry.
13:12All right.
13:12You're going to fit as many marshmallows as you can
13:14into your mouth,
13:15and then we're going to say,
13:17I love you, mom.
13:18You can say, Tia.
13:21Ready, set.
13:22Oh, we're going.
13:23We're going.
13:33Oh, we got it.
13:35It's okay.
13:36We'll get you.
13:36We'll get you.
13:37Okay.
13:38Oh.
13:39Whoa.
13:40Sorry.
13:41Okay.
13:42She almost got you back.
13:48At first, I thought she was making that shit up.
13:51If we weren't in the room,
13:52I feel like she was sucking her breath real quick
13:54and eat your soul.
13:55I don't want you.
13:58I just needed someone to see it.
14:00So what's the history there?
14:02And smile so it doesn't look like we're talking shit.
14:07We used to go at each other constantly.
14:11Yeah, she was always criticizing my parenting,
14:14saying I was over and fault.
14:16Uh-oh.
14:16And then, finally, she told me to pause.
14:20She told me to pause, Gabby.
14:21Oh, she Timo Joyce?
14:24It was my breaking point.
14:25So I took a deep breath,
14:27and I made some healthy boundaries.
14:29You want me to think that you didn't fire back?
14:31I may have called her Constance.
14:35Wow.
14:36How am I going to survive the rest of the week?
14:40Oh, shit.
14:41I don't know.
14:42I gotta go.
14:42Sean wants me to meet him.
14:43No, no, no.
14:43You can't.
14:44I have to.
14:45You cannot.
14:45I have to.
14:45You're not going.
14:46Oh, there he is.
14:47What a sweet boy.
14:48Sean wants me to meet him.
14:49No, he doesn't.
14:49He texted me.
14:50No, he didn't.
14:50No, he did.
14:51He texted me.
14:51He said he doesn't work.
14:52He'd come over.
14:52No, he didn't say that.
14:53He did.
14:53Okay, I gotta go.
14:54But I am really glad I got to see this dynamic.
14:56I might write a paper about it.
14:57But look, she's gonna be gone soon.
14:59And Derek doesn't need any more stress.
15:01Otherwise, his heart will explode,
15:02and that would just be, like, super messy.
15:03Okay?
15:04Right, okay.
15:05Babe, I'm gonna give you the exact opposite advice
15:07that I normally give my patients.
15:08Okay.
15:09I want you to bottle this shit up,
15:12slap a big, dumb smile on your face,
15:14and then just disassociate.
15:16That's my specialty.
15:17That's right.
15:19Dial down the sociopath, all right?
15:21Love you.
15:22Bye, train.
15:24Bye, Mama Bishop.
15:25Nice meeting you.
15:25Bye-bye.
15:26Bye.
15:26See you, G.
15:28Hey, babe.
15:29Hey.
15:29Do you think it's weird to have my mom massage my feet?
15:32Yeah, but better her than me.
15:35That's funny.
15:37Liz, you kill me.
15:39Right back at you, Connie.
15:42I'm gonna have a dance with the forester's business.
15:46Um, thank you so much for coming all the way down here
15:51to help us out out of the goodness of your heart.
15:54Yeah, I want free food for a week.
15:56And if I want you to try deep-frying something,
15:58you have to do it.
15:59No questions, no judgments.
16:03Deal.
16:04All right, what do you want?
16:06So a bunch of other vets started coming down
16:08to work out with us at the MMA gym.
16:09We thought it might be cool to put together
16:12a kind of support group.
16:14Some of the other guys are struggling.
16:15So would you ever help us run something like that?
16:20Are you kidding me?
16:21This is the exact kind of stuff I want to be doing.
16:23And trust me, there is nothing more healing
16:24than talking your shit out with people
16:26who are going through the exact same thing you are.
16:29Ray, Jerry, thanks for coming.
16:31Fuck Parkinson's.
16:32Fuck Parkinson's.
16:34Fuck it in the face.
16:36Fuck it in its mother's face.
16:38That's too much.
16:38Too much.
16:39I felt it, yeah.
16:40He relaxes.
16:41You might start to like him.
16:43Or not.
16:44It's a 50-50 thing.
16:46Anything actually wrong with you?
16:47Uh, I have stage one prostate cancer.
16:51That's cool.
16:52You stay.
16:53Thanks.
16:55So, who's your start?
16:56Not you.
16:57Oh, ever since I went bilateral,
17:00I can't stop thinking about all the things
17:02I'm not going to be able to do.
17:03Like write my name.
17:05You know, play a record.
17:07Hold a cup of coffee.
17:10Man, that's tough.
17:11I mostly just have peeing stuff.
17:13You're not so special.
17:15I don't stop peeing stuff.
17:17Guys, it's not a competition.
17:19Paul, you've helped so many people.
17:21The thing about your legacy,
17:22the things you've accomplished,
17:24you're the one who said to me,
17:25I should never think about things I can't do.
17:28He made me focus on little things.
17:30This jerk made me do that too.
17:33Case in point,
17:34I feel very lucky to be hanging out with you two.
17:37We're much cooler than you.
17:39Lucky's an understatement.
17:40Hmm.
17:42So we talked,
17:43and his life was bleak.
17:46Like Requiem for a Dream, bleak.
17:48And not the middle part
17:49where they're enjoying the heroin.
17:50The end where everyone's ass to ass
17:52and you realize heroin's no fun at all.
17:54Brian.
17:55Kelly asked how we met.
17:56I didn't.
17:57She didn't.
17:58She didn't.
17:59I'm just going to grab her.
18:00I don't know if she should hear this.
18:02Oh, she's heard this story before.
18:03It's the only way I can get her to go to sleep.
18:06It was great to meet you, son.
18:08See you in my office one day, kid.
18:11Shall I be at all concerned
18:13that Alice and Summer
18:13are having no trouble getting booze for tonight?
18:15Oh, I know.
18:16They're self-starters.
18:17They're empowered.
18:18It's good.
18:19Okay.
18:20So, Lewis,
18:21how has life been now that you're hot?
18:25I mean, pretty good, actually.
18:28You'll be proud of me.
18:29I learned how to make a drinkable cup of coffee,
18:31and I got promoted at work,
18:34and I have started seeing someone.
18:37It'd be funny if I killed her.
18:40So, I don't know why I said that.
18:41That was probably some leftover.
18:43Anyway, that's great.
18:45We met at this British pub.
18:47We both went for Bangers and Mash.
18:48Is that a sex thing?
18:49It can be.
18:50I actually think that Tuppence
18:52is the only other Brit I've met in San Diego,
18:54so maybe that's how we...
18:56I'm sorry.
18:56Did you say Tuppence?
18:57Yeah, Tuppence.
18:58That's her name.
18:59That's not a real name.
19:00He named his baby Sutton.
19:01Oh, I'm sorry.
19:02Is Tuppence a two-time Tony Award-winning Broadway legend?
19:05She's an accountant.
19:06Anyway, she might have called her
19:08than her name suggests.
19:09She's smart, and she's funny,
19:11and she's fit,
19:12and I don't know.
19:14It feels real.
19:18You're doing so well, Lewis.
19:21I guess karma isn't a bitch.
19:24But Brian is.
19:25Ah!
19:27He's right.
19:29And what about you, Jimmy?
19:32Did you go out with that Sophie lady?
19:34I told you that I would,
19:36and so I did not.
19:38Okay.
19:39I did, however,
19:40go on a date with a cute nurse.
19:42Nice.
19:43You gonna see her again?
19:44I hope not.
19:44It would destroy her.
19:47You know, when Alice called me this morning
19:49and asked me to come today,
19:50at first I said no,
19:52but she insisted,
19:53and I'm glad she did.
19:57I am too, yeah.
20:00That's...
20:00It was really good to see you.
20:03Good to see you.
20:04I'm gonna take her to the park.
20:06Do you mind if I change your onesie?
20:08Oh, no.
20:08It's honoring my friend.
20:10It says show me your tits.
20:11It's a breastfeeding joke, Kelly.
20:14Don't be gross.
20:15Okay.
20:19She's definitely gonna quit.
20:21Thank you so much for this.
20:22It's so sweet of you.
20:23I love the little jumping guy on the tongue.
20:26Is that new?
20:27No.
20:28I had some mint Jordan 4 retro OG breads
20:30that I never wore,
20:31so I flipped them online for $800,
20:33used that money to buy the shoes you're wearing,
20:35and two other pairs I'm gonna flip next.
20:38$800?
20:40Jeez.
20:41You should do that for a living.
20:43Well, it's more of just a hobby.
20:44Some hobbies turn into careers, Liz,
20:47even if yours hasn't.
20:49What is it again?
20:51Blowing stones?
20:53It's tumbling rocks, but you know that.
20:56How would I know that?
20:57You've never given me one.
20:59That's weird, Mom.
21:01We all have rocks.
21:02Grandma doesn't have a rock.
21:04Not everyone gets rocks.
21:06It's not up to me.
21:07It's only up to you.
21:09Yeah, I just gotta blow her a rock.
21:11Matthew, you seem to have a real passion for these shoes.
21:15Oh, I love them.
21:16I love finding the drops,
21:18camping out at the stores.
21:20Why not try that for real?
21:22Have that be your job.
21:25You're a baller, Grandma.
21:28Grandma's a baller.
21:30Yeah.
21:32I'm a baller.
21:34That was nice, wasn't it?
21:35See what happens when you follow a kid's lead?
21:39I have one rule, remember?
21:42Do not tell me how to parent.
21:45And I know that you've been staring at me,
21:48thinking this garbage,
21:49since the day that you got here.
21:51You can't pin anything on me.
21:54I've only said fake nice stuff.
21:57I fucking knew it.
21:59You made me think I was crazy.
22:02You know what, Constance?
22:03Enjoy this visit,
22:05because I really can't imagine
22:07any scenario where you'll be back.
22:13Elizabeth.
22:13Heard that.
22:15Wanted you to.
22:17Oh, boy.
22:18Hey, you got a minute?
22:21Uh-oh.
22:21Last time you came in here this serious,
22:23it was to tell me that I steered you wrong with boba.
22:25You shouldn't have to chew a drink.
22:27You are so lazy.
22:28Look, I've been thinking about my legacy,
22:30and I know you see me more as
22:33a mentor for Jimmy than you.
22:35That's because you guys have that whole
22:37I love you, Dad, I hate you, Dad thing.
22:39Well, I think the world of you.
22:42That's why I want to give you this.
22:44You want to give me my office?
22:46No, the practice.
22:48I want you to take over
22:50Rhodes' Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Center.
22:56Oh, my God.
22:58Uh, what about your baby boy, Jimmy?
23:00He'll understand.
23:01He doesn't even do CBT anymore.
23:04He's on his own path,
23:05but you and I were cut from the same therapeutic cloth.
23:09Well, you're familiar with all of my tools.
23:12I figured we could start meeting,
23:13and I could fill you in on
23:16how I see things going.
23:18Paul, I am so honored,
23:20and I love you.
23:22Like, you know that.
23:25I do.
23:26So I don't want to respond in any other way
23:28other than being totally honest and straight with you.
23:34But this isn't what I want to do in my life.
23:38Oh.
23:42Bummer.
23:44Remember when I told you
23:45how much I wanted to start working with patients
23:47that had deeper shit going on?
23:49Well, I have been,
23:51and I fucking love it.
23:53I've been doing great work with Maya.
23:56I'm starting a support group for vets.
24:00I've even been letting myself dream
24:01about opening up a trauma center on my own.
24:06What do you think?
24:08I think that anything you want
24:12to do is a great idea.
24:17All right, well,
24:19get in here.
24:20This one's going to be a long one.
24:32You like my party outfit?
24:34I'll tell you when you put it on.
24:36Oh, tough, but fair.
24:39So I have a fun question for you.
24:43Why'd you invite Louis today and not tell me?
24:45He has such a big British mouth.
24:49What's going on, kid?
24:51I guess I just wanted you to see
24:53how great his life is.
24:55Because you did that.
24:58Dad, you helped the one person in the world
25:00you had the least reason to.
25:02And I really wish you could do that for yourself.
25:05It doesn't make sense that he has found a way
25:07to move on and you still haven't.
25:08I mean, why won't you call Sophie?
25:10So you were jimmying me?
25:12Now I understand why my patients get so irritated.
25:15I can't stop imagining you being alone in this house.
25:18I don't think I can go to college
25:20unless I know you're not going to be
25:21sitting in the dark, not having a life.
25:24I'm going to be okay.
25:27I'm going to miss you.
25:28But I also know that you're ready to go.
25:31And the coolest thing about that
25:33is that me and your mom,
25:36we did that.
25:39Alice, there is no greater joy
25:41than that you were going to go out there
25:43and kick ass.
25:46And I'm so proud of you.
25:50You got it?
25:52Got it.
25:57Um, one more thing.
25:59So, from what I understand,
26:01normal kids are, like, super excited
26:03to go to college and leave their parents behind.
26:05So do me a favor.
26:07Pretend to be normal.
26:08I will if you will.
26:10Deal.
26:11Deal.
26:14Normal.
26:15I knew it.
26:16Normal.
26:17We had a deal.
26:18Normal.
26:19Normal.
26:21Normal.
26:24Right here.
26:27Liz.
26:28She wishes.
26:30I'm Connie.
26:31I'm Derek's mom.
26:33Paul.
26:33Reluctant friend.
26:35Heard you calling me friend.
26:37Fuck Parkinson's.
26:38Fuck Parkinson's.
26:40That's fun.
26:41You can do it, too, if you want.
26:43Fuck Parkinson's.
26:45Just dropped by to check on Derek.
26:48My wife's a doctor, so she gave me this grabber thing,
26:50because he's not supposed to bend over.
26:53Fair warning.
26:54She grabbed my ass with it four times.
26:57I just want to say a quick hello,
26:59and then I'll get out of your hair.
27:01Yeah.
27:01He was napping.
27:02I'll see if he's up.
27:03Good.
27:04You know, Paul's daughter,
27:06she's an environmental scientist.
27:09Maybe you want to see if she wants to work in a yogurt shop.
27:13Don't even.
27:17I gave her some parenting advice.
27:20Looks like she took it well.
27:25Do you have a rock?
27:28I do.
27:31I love it.
27:33I've lived a long, full life.
27:36You'd think she'd want to learn from it.
27:38Unfortunately, the younger people in our lives
27:41just don't seem to want what we have to offer.
27:47When did we become the old bags?
27:50Speak for yourself.
27:52I'm an icon.
27:56Woof.
27:57Woof.
27:59It's good.
28:01Yeah.
28:01I'm going to steal it.
28:03Get your own animals out.
28:07I can't find Derek.
28:11Derek!
28:13Oh, jeez.
28:14What?
28:15Let's not scare the man with a heart condition.
28:17How did you find me?
28:19Our mailman saw you.
28:20Oh, Tony, that fucking rat.
28:22What were you thinking?
28:24It's not safe for you to leave the house.
28:26It's not safe for me in the house.
28:29I'm not supposed to be under any stress.
28:32You two need to figure it out,
28:34or you both need to get the hell out.
28:37Well, one of you needs to stay,
28:39because I still need care.
28:41And...
28:43probably should be my wife.
28:45Probably.
28:46Probably should be.
28:46Yes, my wife.
28:46Oh, your wife?
28:47Okay, okay.
28:48You're right.
28:48You're right.
28:48You're right.
28:48You're right.
28:49I said for sure my wife.
28:50Okay.
28:51I'm going to take him home.
28:52Ugh.
28:53Let these two hash it out.
28:55No, that'll never happen.
28:57I don't know.
28:57You know, sometimes when a grown man runs away from home,
29:02people figure out it's time to make peace.
29:08You know, I can't have sex for a month.
29:12We can just be quiet while we walk.
29:21Sorry I broke your rule.
29:24Maybe I should let Matthew find his own way.
29:27Nobody likes to be told what to do by their mother-in-law.
29:31God, we're a cliche.
29:33Well, at least we're not fighting over who makes Christmas ham.
29:36Yeah, because neither of us can cook for shit.
29:45I'm sorry, too, you gave Matthew good advice.
29:48I haven't seen him light up like that in a while.
29:51Well, I've been there before.
29:55Matthew's always felt outshined by his family,
29:59and Derek's brother was the same.
30:04He struggled as a child.
30:07I probably should have been more involved with him.
30:11Oh, so you're saying my way is right?
30:13No, I'm saying every kid needs something different.
30:18I heard what I heard.
30:22You did a good job with your voice.
30:27You're welcome.
30:33We're not there yet.
30:35Thank God.
30:37I have died every day waiting for you.
30:41Darling, don't be afraid.
30:43I have loved you for a thousand years.
30:47Love you for a thousand more.
30:50Time stands still, beauty and all she is.
30:57I will be great.
30:59I will not let anything take away.
31:05One step closer.
31:10Oh, jeez.
31:13That was so, so early.
31:15Yeah, I know.
31:17I'm sort of off my game.
31:19I don't normally meet someone's whole family
31:21and whole daughter on the first date
31:23that also happens to fall on their dead wife
31:26slash mom's birthday.
31:27So, I don't know.
31:29She's super weird.
31:30I like her.
31:31I did your poofy shoulders.
31:33And your flowy hair.
31:34You're so pretty.
31:35You're hot.
31:36How many kids do you have?
31:37Uh, you know, maybe she would just start singing.
31:39From the chorus.
31:41I die every day waiting for you.
31:45Darling, don't be afraid.
31:47I have loved you for a thousand years.
31:51Love you for a thousand more.
31:55All along I need.
31:57Hey, Donna, what's up?
32:00Slow down, slow down.
32:04What do you mean we lost Maya?
32:22Heartbeats fast, colors and promises.
32:28This is how to be brave.
32:32How can I love when I'm afraid to fall?
32:40Watching you stand alone.
32:46All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow.
33:02I have died every day waiting for you.
33:07Darling, don't be afraid.
33:10I have loved you for a thousand years.
33:16I love you for a thousand years.
33:27Bye-bye.
33:28Ow!
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