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Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen Season 1 Episode 6
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00:22With this ring I need my breath
00:24My body could die the end, oh
00:41I need you to do me a favour, it's illegal and weird, you can't ask me any questions about it
00:47Let me get dressed
01:01To love and to cherish your court and take a closer you will lose
01:11You have to pray for consoling and for doing all the blessings
01:16To love and to cherish your court and take a closer you will lose
01:25To love and to cherish your court and take a closer you will lose
01:45To love and to cherish your court and take a closer you will lose
01:49From this day forward the world ever was until death to our spot
02:13the county clerk i assumed i was helping you run away or fake your own death or something
02:21interesting i said no questions please you didn't say please
02:27it's a saturday it's closed well i have a key why the fuck do you have a key
02:36i can't believe we're doing this
02:41after you
02:50do you want to get arrested for breaking and entering because there are easier ways to leave
02:54someone at the altar like just leave it
03:03so like i said i'm going to die tomorrow unless nikki is my soul mate and right now i'm not
03:08so
03:08sure about that so i realized that if the curse spread to my great great great grandmother over
03:14100 years ago my bloodline would have died out after like two generations but it didn't because
03:17i'm here which means that some of them survived some of them found their soul mates and married
03:24them or i don't know found another way okay so well i need to find out how if we can
03:33figure
03:33out who my mom's parents were then we can track the curse back and now i have a key
03:40still breaking and entering if you steal a key
03:49or she's gonna kill us you know if we're late for the bachelorette party
03:55do you want to know the theme uh i'm sure i don't
03:58i should have her counsel the stripper
04:01god please tell me you're kidding
04:02i'm kidding nothing could make her cancel this stripper
04:10fuck
04:16okay first we need to find my parents marriage license uh court court court court court
04:22court desperse marriages uh alexandra harkin and jay holman they were married january 13th
04:311997 this is 2013 there are literally tens of thousands of documents in here
04:38well you'll never get to work unless you want to miss the stripper
04:42she will seriously kill us just tell her we're getting manicures or something
04:46okay
04:55all right
04:58hmm
05:07Rachel
05:16uh hey dad what are you doing trapping foxes oh i don't think there's any in here
05:27i am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancee
05:33she left where uh do you know where she went nope she didn't have much with her so i
05:39i think she plans on coming back that's great dad thank you very comforting
05:47say that was a really interesting speech she made last night i don't want to talk about it okay i
05:52just i fucked up and i'm trying to fix it hmm at least she's with nelly nelly will talk some
05:58sense
05:59into her oh you think my ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiancee that i'm not a lying piece
06:05of shit what if there's someone else who's five percent more compatible for me and someone else
06:09who's five percent more compatible for him and how would either of us ever know that i mean i
06:12guess i would know if i fucking die at the altar i think you're over complicating it
06:21oh okay then simplify it no no i just mean that it's all subjective isn't it there are no
06:27signs from the universe it's just you taking something that happened and then deciding which
06:32details are important and which ones aren't and then deciding what it means like there's no
06:36cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out say go change your clothes i want to get
06:51the trap set before it gets too late oh you you want me to come with you of course you
07:01used to love
07:02fox driving yeah i don't know if i loved it besides it's great to get out in nature it was
07:07good for
07:07me when i was in the woods as it were right uh you know dad nowadays when you upset the
07:13person you love
07:15you don't disappear on a hunting trip you talk it out the person you are trying to reach is unavailable
07:23you know son something i've learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if
07:28she doesn't answer the phone get your shit hey happy bachelor party hey look at this
07:54the cunningham men all together again i'm sorry dad i can't do this with him come on what you did
08:00yesterday was fucked up you ruined my wedding that's dramatic i was trying to help her oh what
08:05by making her second guess our relationship two days before we get married yeah huge help i didn't
08:09make her do anything you could come on you asshole i was trying to open her eyes so she could
08:14adequately
08:14judge if you're a true soulmate or not no one asked you to do that it's a matter of life
08:19or death
08:20dad maybe this isn't the best time for this you used to love this part laying in the trap yeah
08:25and
08:25i mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just end up
08:29miserable and
08:30cold we have to figure out some real you want to talk about real this is the end of how
08:38things are
08:40once your mother is gone everything is going to change we follow her rules she is what holds us together
08:48soon we're gonna have a decision to make let each other go or find a new reason to stick together
08:59but you're a full-grown man i can't make this decision for you just get over here
09:12wait kathy harkin kathy harkin mark ellis married august 22nd 1997
09:23who are they i don't know probably some relatives
09:34wait that's weird why would there be other people in my family that got married here
09:43maybe because your family are originally from here too
09:50or this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all or it's
09:56just a
09:57coincidence
10:03ah hello here's a death certificate hmm death certificate kathy harkin
10:20oh god well what what does that mean
10:30she died the same day she got married
10:37that's not a coincidence
10:43okay we should start looking for birth and death certificates too there may be more of them
10:49um and maybe we can make like a like a family tree
10:55oh
11:19okay okay here's your parents and here's another death it's roger harkin october 9 1941
11:29wait roger harkin i just i just i just saw this uh ah roger harkin roger harkin roger harkin
11:40roger harkin cause of death hemorrhage just like my mom
11:49he was married october 9th died october 9th 1941
12:29i don't know what's going on
12:29dad he's 10 years sober dad
12:35right sorry
12:36it's okay
12:41i only got a face keep an eye out
13:00you should have told me about mom
13:04like months ago
13:07i tried
13:09but you know how mom is so protective of you
13:14you could have told me anyway
13:18yeah like you'd betray mom's wishes
13:20but i'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child
13:24yeah
13:25it's fucking with me
13:29well you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things
13:33you can accept the imperfection you always have to overdo
13:37you should okay but you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor
13:40it's true dude i've known you my whole life you always have to have a perfect story the the
13:45perfect meet cute for your perfect love story like you didn't embellish your story either
13:50well she was my friend first she was our friend i'm not fighting with you about you brought it up
13:55you
14:03the problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself i didn't marry
14:07your ex-girlfriend i married the woman i was in love with since i was 21. okay you were not
14:12in
14:12love with her back then you just like to say that to make it sound like i stole something from
14:16you
14:16you were mean to her yeah because i was in love with her
14:22i couldn't make your wedding because i was doing something good for someone who needed it
14:26but you only did it because it's a good story no that's not fucking true it's true you're drawn
14:31to stories not people you could have just talked to her and asked for a number and then still flown
14:36to my wedding but no you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture
14:42fuck off you weren't there it was the right thing to do and i'm not talking to you about this
14:46let's just let's just sit in silence we're sitting in silence now
15:09it's not your fault
15:17it's it's not your fault by the way it's um it's mom and dad's
15:23they uh they fed you the stuff about perfection
15:27perfect relationship soulmate
15:32they hid so much from all three of us
15:36but mostly you
15:40just be careful i don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do
15:46you ruined everything last night i had to make sure she understood the whole story man
15:51she was staking her belief on a lie okay i know i know i'm fixing it
15:55you have to get her to believe you're her soulmate it's the only chance she might live
15:59jesus christ i get it i said i didn't want to talk anymore
16:07and i'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you i thought we weren't talking you and nelly
16:11are like kids playing tennis at least me and nelly are honest with each other well you guys are
16:15brutally honest that's not better than protecting the person you love my god that's what i'm saying
16:20that's that's what mom and dad did to us don't do that to her be honest rachel and i have
16:27a great
16:27relationship i don't need to defend my relationship to you then why are you defending it
16:36tetanus
16:38fuck off
16:45holy shit fox there's a fox what yell for that well what do i yell again
16:53it's it's who do you idiots
16:58oh yeah yeah lookie that's your set
17:04ha ha
17:07you do the honors
17:14Safety's on. Keep it on till you get down the hill.
17:19You're all right. You're all right.
17:45Fuck. Fuck.
17:52Here's you.
17:58Here's your birth certificate.
18:01Oh, thank you.
18:08Okay, so it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin, and it looks
18:15like they had three kids.
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock, and one of them got married.
18:20That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27th, 1870.
18:25Declared dead April 27th, 1870. Hemorrhage.
18:29And, uh, Virginia Harkin married November 1st, 1947, and also dead November 1st, 1947. Hemorrhage.
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:43Only if you've accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to. I guess these people, all of
18:50them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage.
18:55Like my, my grandmother, Audrey Aubrey, she, she had my mom out of wedlock, right? So she obviously knew not
19:04to get engaged, but her sister, Lori, wed February 10th and died February 10th.
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fucking Carrie dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
19:31dead, dead, all of them fucking dead on their wedding day.
19:49And it goes all the way down to me tomorrow.
19:57This, this isn't right. Huh.
20:00They all have the same witness signature. It's not possible.
20:04Yeah. None of this is possible in here.
20:07No. No. He'd have to be at least, what, like, 200 years old.
20:13Yeah. Yes. He is the one who spread the curse to my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancee and
20:19now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as like a punishment or something.
20:24How do you know all that?
20:26He told me.
20:31A 200 year old man told you that?
20:34Yes.
20:36Yes.
20:37Yes.
20:46Do you believe me now?
20:55Do you believe me now?
21:13Oh, fuck.
21:16Dad, I think we should call it. We're never gonna find this thing.
21:20It's only got three legs.
21:22It's gonna get dark soon.
21:23If you keep your voices down, you're gonna scare it.
21:25I'm gonna scare it?
21:26It chewed off its own foot, it's fucking petrified.
21:29It's gonna run till its heart stops beating.
21:34Hey, what's the plan? Spend all night looking for it only to help nature along?
21:40What? Letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:49What if you just ran?
21:52Fuck all of this. Sorry, Nikki.
21:54Go home. Never look back.
21:57Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
22:01Yeah, but what does that mean exactly? Like, Nikki would have the curse?
22:04I think it means you would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring for the
22:10rest of their lives, so...
22:13But...
22:15Not...not an option.
22:19He doesn't deserve this.
22:21You don't either.
22:21But I've already got it, so...
22:24I think the only...
22:25Way out is...
22:27Down the aisle.
22:28I live or die and...
22:30That's it.
22:35That's it.
22:37Why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:42I do...
22:44Get paranoid.
22:51Hm?
22:55Hm?
23:03And just to be sure...
23:05You really believe the immortal man?
23:08Yeah, everything you said was true.
23:13Shit.
23:16Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:24Shit.
23:30Shit.
23:32Little bastard could be anywhere.
23:36Shit!
23:37Well?
23:38We're split up.
23:39Great. I'll go see if we wander back to the house.
23:44Good luck with the hunt.
23:45Nikki?
23:48No?
23:50Okay.
23:51Make sure to come to my room after so you can tell me all about how you found the fox.
23:55And so we'd spa back on, and then the fox looked at you and said,
23:59Thank you so much, Nikki, for saving my life.
24:02You're my hero.
24:05Dad.
24:08Love these bonding trips with you.
24:10We didn't get to bond much, though, so...
24:13I'll give you guys a scoop.
24:15Nellie and I are getting divorced.
24:16What?
24:17Yeah.
24:18Charles.
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:22Not yet.
24:25So, hey, God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:28Of course not. God forbid anyone's honest around here.
24:31Enjoy your night.
24:33Praying for your triumphant victory.
24:36Come on.
24:38Tomorrow?
24:43No.
24:57You were late.
24:58No.
24:59You were late.
24:59You were late.
25:00You were late.
25:02I'm sorry.
25:03You were late.
25:03You were late.
25:29Wait, wait, wait mate, Arlene Harkin, yeah?
25:33Born, 1900, married, 1922, you don't have a death for her.
25:42She must be dead now, they're all dead.
25:47Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling.
26:07If you squint.
26:12Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:26What?
26:28What the fuck?
26:29Wait, wait, wait, uh, how did she do it?
26:34I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:43Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:48She's dead.
26:48She's dead.
26:49We have to talk to her.
26:56Wedding cake is not all icing
26:59That loving tender whispers in the dark
27:06Once life is cruising for your dreams
27:10Afraid they won't come true
27:11And break your heart
27:15Another slice of speeding keys
27:18And wiping noses
27:20Crying when the doorbell rings
27:23And they're roses
27:25Every woman knows a lot of given space
27:29Comes with the wedding cake
27:42You get changed, I'll get Portia on board
27:45And I'll meet you in the sunken room
27:48Play nice, or she won't help us
28:11Open the door
28:24Fuck!
28:26Jesus.
28:27Portia!
28:28You're late, asshole!
28:29I'm sorry, Portia it doesn't matter
28:31What are you doing all day? Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:35These look really good. I hope you tipped the blind child who did them.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm an honest person, Rachel. You can be honest with me.
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you, and I think you understand how important this wedding is to
28:48my brother, my mom, and the rest of our family. Do you?
28:51What? Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true, and I don't even care if
28:58you're carrying a blood evil curse, because regardless, my brother loves you, and I will not let you bail on
29:04this wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar so that I married some random guy in Las Vegas. Don't tell my
29:10parents.
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki. Are you gonna break my brother's heart and crush my mother's
29:17dreams? Be honest.
29:20Good. Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy bachelorette party game that I planned?
29:27Before everything is ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you?
29:40Rachel, I don't say this lightly. You're really, really, really lucky to have me.
29:46Because I know how to summon the dead.
29:58We cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits. Evil is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom to contact...
30:19Who?
30:21My great aunt.
30:23Right. For marital advice from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand, the hand connecting you to light.
30:35Yes. And then at the same time...
30:38Okay. And then at the same time with your right hand, touch a belonging of the deceased.
30:45Right hand towards darkness.
30:46This establishes your connection and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin, I'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain that your husband David was the one.
31:16What do you mean?
31:17Now everyone put your hands in.
31:18Now everyone put your hands in.
31:34Um...
31:35Maybe ask in a different way.
31:40What do you mean a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:45Arlene...
31:46If you're there...
31:49Please tell me how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense.
32:06Oh my god, it moved!
32:07I thought you'd done this before!
32:09But it's never worked before!
32:10What the fuck?
32:11Okay, what do I... what do I... what do I... what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her! Talk to her!
32:14Okay, uh... Arlene?
32:18Arlene?
32:21How did you survive your wedding day?
32:28Ask again!
32:30Arlene?
32:32How did you know that David... was your soulmate?
32:53Oh my god!
32:55What?
33:06Oh, my God!
33:10Oh, my God!
33:11Something hit me!
33:12Something actually hit me!
33:14Is it bad?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No, not at all.
33:17No, it's totally fine.
33:19Well, okay.
33:20You'll heal one day.
33:20Now you have an excuse to get that nose job.
33:23Girl, Nellie, is there a scar?
33:25Or am I going to have a face scar?
33:27Maybe.
33:27Fuck!
33:29Bill.
34:01Oh, fuck!
34:07I'm sorry, Dad.
34:11I...
34:15Dad?
34:30I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No, no.
34:36Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault.
34:39Listen, sometimes it's okay to keep secrets to protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:58Oh, yeah, you, uh, you heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:35So, your mother is a good woman, she is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:13Arlene.
36:14Come back.
36:16Arlene.
36:17Arlene, what does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:28Please.
36:31Say it.
36:49Jesus Christ, not trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in here?
37:04Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:10I'm gonna...
37:12Just one more time.
37:28Are you here?
37:30Are you here?
37:55I don't know what to do anymore.
37:57I don't know what to do anymore.
38:00I don't know what to do anymore.
38:02Something, something happened back there.
38:07And you have to help me.
38:13I...
38:16I don't know.
38:19Are...
38:20Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs most of the time?
38:27Or are we not soulmates because he fucking lied about the plane?
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:42And...
38:46My dad...
38:49He invited my dad.
38:53Fuck, it's like...
38:55Does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:12Okay, so then I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not.
39:19And then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is...
39:24Death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you, I would trust the version of myself that's loved him for three years...
39:33And agree to marry him and not the version who heard about soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:43Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:47Yes, this curse thing has completely bent your reality.
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:03The only way to stop doubt is to make a decision and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10Fuck this curse and go back to reality reality.
40:15Let's see.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Hmm?
40:19It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:20Hmm?
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:23Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:31Cheers.
40:31Cheers.
40:32I'll look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And, you know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:52We can't, like...
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
41:00I think you know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving.
41:03What if the parachute didn't open?
41:07Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:23He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:31Don't tell anyone.
41:32Don't tell anyone.
41:32Don't tell everyone.
41:39Lying on it.
41:46I'm sorry.
41:48I'm sorry.
41:49I'm sorry.
41:54I'm sorry.
42:02You were gone.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:33Mom?
42:37Oh, hi, honey. Come.
42:40Come here.
42:51Um...
42:53I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey.
43:15It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh, some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:37I-I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then what?
43:40You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07That's not true.
44:08It is true.
44:09This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else?
44:16What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:31Mom...
44:35Ma.
44:39Mom?
44:42Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma.
44:45Ma, Ma.
44:46Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma!
44:47Ma.
45:05You caught me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10No, what the fuck are you doing?
45:12Ow!
45:13Fuck!
45:17Something living, something dead, something stolen, something red.
45:40What the fuck did you do to me?
45:45What the fuck did you do to me?
46:04What the fuck did you do to me?
46:17What the fuck did you do to me?
46:23What the fuck did you do to me?
46:29I started kissing everything I said.
46:33But then I used to pop down at 30, 45.
46:37With my little fun, love, love potion number nine.
46:55I hit my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:02I started kissing everything I said.
47:06But then I used to pop down at 30, 45.
47:10I broke my little fun, love, love potion number nine.
47:16Love potion number nine.
47:20Love potion number nine.
47:22What the fuck did you do to me?
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