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The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy S02E07 AMBER
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00:09Sleech was always that way.
00:10She ate all six of her siblings in the womb.
00:14So Sleech made it quite hard to find you.
00:17She actively hides you, in fact.
00:19She's very private.
00:23So am I.
00:24Now, on the record, can you confirm exactly how you're related to Sleech?
00:28I have to excuse myself.
00:31Oh, of course.
00:40Sleech, I expected you to find me sooner.
00:42Teep, you shouldn't have come here.
00:44Why would you hide this woman?
00:45She's lovely, personable, nothing like you.
01:12What is that?
01:14Well, Clack, that's my mom.
01:18That explains a lot, actually.
01:19Look how cute.
01:21I'm in here.
01:32All I need you to watch was just me.
01:35I'm out.
01:35You could do this.
01:38And let's see what it's like in the background that we've got.
01:39You could do it.
01:39It's the right.
01:40I can't do it.
01:44We can do it.
01:44You could do it.
01:47I can't do it.
02:02Is that walking meat?
02:04Oh, a gronk from the old meat factory.
02:07They're wild now.
02:08Lab made, no eyes, no mouth.
02:10I have questions about its digestion.
02:11Instead of the health department.
02:16Is that acid?
02:18Death lake.
02:19The sound of dissolving bones reminds me of home.
02:22Hmm.
02:24There should be a little...
02:26Aha!
02:29Wow.
02:29I have got to work out more.
02:31Okay, all we have to do is get to Teeb before she realizes the beast is my mom.
02:35If she finds out the truth, my career is over.
02:37First Teeb, then we deal with your tentacles.
02:40They're gone now, aren't they?
02:42Temporarily.
02:43Speaking of, how's your heart rate?
02:45Elevated?
02:45Any tingling sensations in your limbs?
02:47Not now, doctor.
02:48We'll get into all that after we handle Teeb.
02:51All right, come on.
02:53Crawl through the zappy hole.
03:00Um, if this is all too much, I get it.
03:03I can take you back to the diner and Choosh can get you into a beast-proof basement.
03:07Are you kidding?
03:09This is not too much.
03:11I was a galactic scout when I was younger.
03:15Although I never got my wilderness badge yet due to a chronic kill rash, I did read every
03:20book about the wild outdoors from the safety of the indoors.
03:23For example, I know this plant is edible.
03:27Oh, no.
03:28No!
03:30Ah!
03:36Delivering for Dr. Azelle.
03:38More union machines and enough is enough.
03:41Where's Azelle?
03:45every time of course i always forget your building is uh living thriving too i'd say
03:54how many union machines did you say nebula general has now i always admire your ambition but this
04:00hospital can't compete with nebula i wouldn't be so sure i've installed more union machines in the
04:06past year than nebula has in the past 10. impressive you really should find a new sex
04:11closet this one seems to be swollen
04:56what is going on
05:01okay we're in one of my mom's food traps which means we're close to her nest nest oh anyway
05:08there's a lot of rotting flesh down here so maybe just don't breathe i like the smell
05:27okay what would galactic scout do a galactic scout would explore her surroundings with a keen eye
05:34speaking of eyes i've read about these we can use eye plants to see in the dark sorry
05:49oh you coming yep just admiring beautiful puikian dirt that's not dirt
06:07has anyone noticed anything
06:13unusual yeah the walls are bleeding look the hospital is having a negative physical reaction
06:18to the machines you've implanted we need to extract them you don't know that's the cause
06:23these symptoms are not necessarily because of the machines
06:32anything could have caused that
06:54the hospital tested negative for kidney failure organ duplication yada yada etc but it's clearly
07:00being affected by something the only new thing is your machines i say we attempt to treat the side
07:06effects before we remove the machines what's the point of progress if we lose our hospital
07:11we should uninstall the machines well i have rank you all we're doing it my way what that's not true
07:17do they know i'm chief surgeon with a hospital skin still looks good though
07:26hey great job killing that vagalosh don't worry about her children they would have killed her soon anyway
07:32oh there's a lot of blood on you let me get that
07:38well uh good now you're camouflaged be on alert the beast hides in the shadows
07:45or she's out eating grunts
07:52oh is this where you grew up
07:56uh
07:59uh
08:00ha ha ha
08:05look how cute you were
08:07and all this that's what you notice
08:10if i get one trip to your home every 10 years i'm getting as many baby pics as i can
08:17uh
08:17okay if teep's here we just need to blindfold her or keep her unconscious somehow while we get her out
08:23so her scary eye can't witness my mom morph
08:26sleech
08:28it's teep
08:29great she's unconscious
08:43oh
08:45oh we're making it worse
08:47enough i'm deactivating the machine
08:50no
08:50ha
08:51oh would you be civilized
08:53whoa
09:02whoa
09:04wow
09:05no
09:08oh
09:12no
09:13no
09:13no
09:14no
09:14no
09:21Well, this is clearly your fault.
09:24Wow.
09:25A pluriform.
09:26A pluriform.
09:29Oh, Sleech.
09:30Hi.
09:31Mom.
09:34Clack?
09:35This is my mom.
09:37Wow, you're huggy.
09:40Hi.
09:41Clack.
09:41Oh, your dorm mate.
09:43Sleech says you like things tight.
09:44That might be an issue with this one.
09:47How's med school going?
09:49Tracking time is hard for her.
09:50And I haven't seen her for a while.
09:52Not since we won the grunk and dunk at that forest fair.
09:59You're being so dramatic.
10:01Just come here.
10:03It's okay.
10:05I always keep swizzle-lizzles in my pocket when we travel.
10:08In case you get cranky.
10:11This is roundy.
10:15Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:17I know, Mom.
10:18It's nice to see you too.
10:19Yeah!
10:24We just need to get you into your hole.
10:26You love your hole.
10:29And that one is Globo.
10:31A thief.
10:32She's really a collector, but also a thief.
10:42Hey, cock didn't give you those.
10:44They're for me.
10:46Mm-hmm.
10:49Okay, enough treasure.
10:51Time to get in your...
11:04It's so nice to meet you.
11:08Drop her.
11:09She's French.
11:10Friend.
11:28Did you have to make all these traps as a kid?
11:30Yeah.
11:31I was brilliant even then, wasn't I?
11:34Hey, do you think your mom has anything to do with why you like the Knife Tentacles franchise so much?
11:38Oh.
11:39I don't know.
11:40Jeeps, I!
11:41Wow, the daughter of a chloroform.
11:44You are genetically predisposed to become one yourself.
11:48That means you lied to become a doctor.
11:52How many things does your eye do?
11:53What other choice did she have?
11:55Floorforms can't practice medicine.
11:56Or do law, construction, floral design.
11:59I would have been great with flowers.
12:01Oh, I'm completely on your side.
12:03I knew you had something to do with that missing medical clearance form.
12:06What a scoop.
12:07Is there any more exciting field than print journalism?
12:10Oh!
12:10Oh!
12:12No!
12:13Ah!
12:15Ah!
12:15Ah!
12:16She got away!
12:19Hey, Sleech.
12:21Is there another way out?
12:22Out, out, out, out, out.
12:31Hey, Sleech.
12:33Sleech, it's okay.
12:34No, it's not.
12:35My career is over.
12:37You know I can't handle free time.
12:39Stop quick-tasticizing and talk to me.
12:42This place, your mom.
12:44Why didn't you tell me all this stuff?
12:45I was scared, too.
12:47Who would want to be friends with me?
12:49I grew up in trash with a trash beast.
12:52Oh!
12:53Sorry, but to be fair, you've called yourself that.
12:56I was alone in all this, and my mom doesn't remember most of it.
13:00I figured if I didn't tell anyone, it would be like it never happened.
13:04It was a great plan, and I intended to see it through till death.
13:07Why are you standing weird?
13:09Why are you standing weird?
13:09I'm not standing weird.
13:13You touched an eye plant!
13:18Oh, interesting.
13:19The leaves hold the antihistamine.
13:21Wait, no, no, I'm fine.
13:23Stop treating me.
13:24I should be comforting you.
13:26What?
13:26No, you are.
13:28You're doing a great job comforting me.
13:31I shouldn't have said the thing about my mom not remembering.
13:34It's too sad.
13:35People shouldn't share sad things.
13:37They should suppress them.
13:38No, don't hide things from me.
13:41But they make you upset.
13:42No, I'm happy.
13:44Me too.
13:45You had it so hard.
13:48No, you had it so hard.
13:52Hey.
13:53Whatever happens, I'll be okay because I have you.
13:57No, I know you will.
14:00It's not that.
14:01I really thought I was a wilderness expert.
14:06I became a doctor because of my mom.
14:09To help her.
14:11Because now that I can't be a doctor anymore,
14:14I never will.
14:16Oh, she's sharing her grunk.
14:19She means well.
14:20That sometimes.
14:22Oh, Mom, you have a grunk bone stuck in your...
14:25Oh, ah!
14:27Ah!
14:27Ah!
14:29That's good.
14:30Ah!
14:32Yeah!
14:32Oh, thanks.
14:36Now, let me help you.
14:38Help us?
14:38How?
14:40Ah!
14:41Ah!
14:42Ah!
14:46This hospital is a good hospital.
14:49And I always forget that it's kind of alive.
14:52Whoa!
14:53Ah!
14:54Oh!
14:55When the hospital dies, can we work in its corpse?
14:59Asking for administrative purposes.
15:01Oh.
15:02I never meant to hurt this place.
15:04I wanted the hospital to remain relevant.
15:06I suppose I wanted to remain relevant.
15:09Uh, yeah.
15:10That has been extremely obvious from the get-go.
15:12It's not all on you.
15:13Just mostly.
15:14This is all of our fault.
15:16Hard to disagree.
15:17This is entirely a Zell's fault.
15:19Oh!
15:21Oh!
15:22Clear!
15:23The quakes are happening more frequently.
15:26We're nearing the end.
15:27Oh!
15:29Ah!
15:31Oh!
15:33Oh!
15:44Ah!
15:45Wow. What a day. I think. I have hazy memories. Slatech, it looks so good. How was I today? Is
15:54there a body count? Should I head to the safe house?
15:58You're good. It's been how it always is when I see you. I gotta go.
16:04I never get to see you long enough. Mostly because I only exist in six-minute intervals. I'm proud of
16:11you, kid.
16:12You could come with us, you know. See where I work.
16:14In a disguise and from a distance.
16:17Slatech, you know I can't leave the planet. The GHU would find me again.
16:21They're not looking for you anymore.
16:23That's what they want me to think.
16:25Mom.
16:27You always shift right before I say something important.
16:31Goodbye, Mom.
16:34Bye!
16:42Oh! The quakes are in perfect rhythm. I know that because I'm a natural musician.
16:48In perfect rhythm?
16:49I always am!
16:51These spasms are evenly spaced.
16:54It can't be!
16:55They're contractions! The hospital is giving birth!
17:11It's beautiful.
17:14Your union machines did cause damage and inflammation, but that heat released eggs like a controlled burn in a forest.
17:23The hospital impregnated itself.
17:26Well, as annoying as you are, it seems like your machines helped our hospital gain some stunning square footage.
17:32In a way, you could say I planned this all along. Which is what I'll say to deep cuts after
17:37my press release.
17:38Should we celebrate?
17:39Oh, that's sweet. But absolutely not.
17:42I'll celebrate with you, Nurse Tuck.
17:48Oh, great timing. I'm thrilled you're here. I'd love to get a quote.
17:52You can't make this public. It's Sleach's story to tell, not yours.
17:55What you're doing is unethical.
17:57What's unethical is doctors not being allowed to practice medicine based on a genetic probability.
18:02No, what's unethical is... I mean, I agree with that.
18:06Yeah, it's absurd. People can't be doctors because they might get the disease. We all agree.
18:11And look at you, Sleach. You didn't get it.
18:13Right. She didn't.
18:16Nope.
18:16It's completely unjust.
18:18Look, I understand. It's painful to have your difficult childhood on public display.
18:24Clack knows.
18:25But this article will expose an archaic rule.
18:28It could change a law. It could transform the medical field.
18:31And if I don't write it, then my relationship fell apart for nothing.
18:35If you tell the world your story, a lot of people will feel less alone.
18:39So how about that quote?
18:43No! I don't care about other people. Don't publish it!
18:47Well, it appears we're at an impasse.
18:49Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a sad meeting with some happy divorce lawyers.
18:59Eh, I'm not sure.
19:01It's cool they made music you can taste, but do we want music you can taste?
19:04Oh, I can't wait to taste the new Rowoyaba album.
19:07So, treatment plan.
19:09We can get you anonymously in front of a medical panel.
19:12Surgeons from more advanced galaxies.
19:14I'm sure Flim could get us access.
19:16When we talk about all this tomorrow, I probably won't get better, you know.
19:20No one ever has.
19:22I'm glad you mentioned that.
19:23Because I've made a list of all the alternate careers and lives we can have once you fully change.
19:32A wilderness badge?
19:34I don't deserve it.
19:35This is a didn't die on puik badge.
19:38No one's ever gotten one, because everyone dies on puik.
19:41You didn't.
19:44Look at that.
19:46Your signature stitch work.
19:48Huh?
19:52Oh, you have that disease where you go back and forth between different shapes.
19:58Did everyone else know that already?
20:02No!
20:05No!
20:09No!
20:39We'll see you next time.
20:41Sherp.
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