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The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy S02E04 AMBER
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00:18Happy Moonium, the day Unium satellite casts the green glow that brings out impulsivity,
00:25which makes people shop and do whatever else they want in any given moment.
00:30Excited to wake up with you all tomorrow, regretting every terrible impulsive choice.
00:35Ah, Moonium is here, Moonium is here.
00:39By two, by ten.
00:42By twenty.
00:55Moonium madness has begun.
01:01Oh, we have all, we have all we love.
01:07We have to work together with Ghostbump, that's our magic.
01:16There's lots of new radicalспектор concerned about it.
01:19Because of humans and senses, they must forgive them as they're youthful.
01:19Ah!
01:30Moony yum or Moony yikes a look back at the best and worst
01:38Surgical slicer 8,000 with matching lab coat
01:42The surgical slicer 9,000 just came out
01:46I'm a prisoner of my every whim. I disagree with the G.H.U.'s mandate that hospitals stay open. We're
01:51clearly not trustworthy right now
01:54Zipa have fun, don't I?
01:57She decided to climb the floating mountains of a torg. Oh, let's climb the floating mountains of a torg too.
02:02I would never
02:03Wow
02:04Even Unium's glow doesn't affect my unrelenting fear of mountains
02:08Will I lose all my money betting on the robo dog races like I do every Moonyum?
02:11Or is this the year Ploughby wins the day? Some of us are above the moon's influence. You're in the
02:17middle of getting a tattoo
02:19Make it bigger
02:21Is that Dean Yamit from med school? As much as I support the students free the sloops club
02:26Moonyum is not the day to overturn a centuries-long practice
02:31We will continue to use the sloops as test subjects. We honor their sacrifice for science
02:36No! Free the sloops!
02:40fascinating
02:41Should I call my ex? Hey, free the sloops. That's the club we started. They need me. That's it
02:47I'm gonna free the sloops. No one should be tested on and prodded their whole lives. This is probably about
02:52me and my mother
02:53I'm coming. It's archaic to use living beings as test subjects. It's horrific and inhumane
03:01Let's go free some sloops
03:03You think motherboard sounds like the name of a winner?
03:09Father! I'm thrilled to be at one of the best hospitals with one of the finest doctors in the galaxy
03:15And I'm thrilled to be with one of the best dads in the galaxy
03:20Here's where we'll be doing your brain wash and scrape
03:23I can't believe I get to perform brain surgery on my own dear father
03:28Weren't butterscotch lost?
03:30But that was my inheritance
03:31Oh, hello, sir. I might be gambling with my savings, but I will not be gambling with your life
03:37With your life? What does he mean? What is he doing here?
03:40Son, you're the best doctor there is
03:42But I've scheduled Dr. Plaup to perform my surgery
03:45He and I have the same alma mater
03:47You know, I like to support my fellow Cyclops
03:56Go Cyclops!
03:58You replaced me?
04:00Okay, well, let's get your consciousness safely out of this body
04:04Bognath, what do we know about consciousness?
04:06Um, it's exhausting
04:07It can't exist without a brain or a machine for more than 10 minutes or it will completely disappear
04:14Daddy!
04:15He's fine. He's in here
04:16Hi, son. You know what's funny?
04:18I can smell from in here
04:20Bognath, I was doing a cloud upload of the recently dead when your father checked in
04:24Will you keep an eye on it while I'm in surgery?
04:27Hey, I figured it out. Bet my brother's inheritance
04:30His password is I lovemybrothers1!
04:34That was brutal
04:36Some irresponsible shopping could help
04:38I live a life of doing whatever I want whenever I want without consequence
04:42The glow doesn't affect me
04:43But my father's opinion does
04:50Oh, Dean Yannett! It's Sleech!
04:52Of Sleech and Clack, successful alumni
04:55You may remember me as being voted most likely to die
04:57I think I came up with that superlative
05:01Clack! Oh, it's so good to see you!
05:04But what are you doing here?
05:06We're grateful to speak to you about the Sloops, Dean Yannett
05:08As the co-founders of the Free the Sloops Society on campus, you know this is a cause we are
05:13both very dedicated to
05:15But forgot about it until this morning
05:17Of course! I love a spirited debate
05:19Because of Mooney Yum, most students and professors are out skydiving or getting divorces
05:24Professor Koosk is doing both at once
05:28But I must warn you
05:29I'm able to stay resolute in our position
05:32Because I have these to counteract Mooney Yum's effects
05:35The effectiveness of glow blockers isn't verified
05:38Well, I haven't bought anything in at least 10 minutes
05:40In fact, they're so effective
05:42I should buy another pair
05:45Blasted glasses!
05:46Ah! Surprise!
05:48I put a tracking device on you and followed you here
05:50Mooney Yum made me do it
05:52Is what I'll say in court
05:54I also bought hover shoes
05:56Well, you can't hear me, you're very far away
06:00I just need to lift with the hips, team
06:11Behold the humble sloop
06:13May we honor their unwitting sacrifices
06:15Remember our sloops?
06:17They were so cute
06:23Oh, I hate testing on you, Subject 12A
06:29Yeah, it's not great
06:31What?
06:32How can you talk?
06:33Just jabbed her with a serum
06:35To heighten her language abilities
06:36Also did this one
06:37Who quite honestly scares me a little
06:39Will there be side effects?
06:41Uh-huh
06:43Shall we?
06:51My dad picked Plough to do his surgery
06:53Even though he said I was the best doctor
06:54Does that mean I'm not the best doctor?
06:56And if that's the case, preposterous I know
06:58But I also then question everything
07:00And anything my father has ever praised me for?
07:02No, I refuse to believe it
07:04There's no way I'm a bad doctor
07:06Would a bad doctor speed up this upload
07:09Because it's so slow and boring?
07:11No, a best doctor would
07:19Where am I?
07:20Where am I?
07:20The real world?
07:21Is there anything worse?
07:22Help me doctor
07:23I don't know how
07:25Was father right?
07:26Am I not the best doctor?
07:28Is my life alive?
07:31Ah!
07:31Ah!
07:32Ah!
07:33Ah!
07:35Finally someone good looking
07:37Or am I?
07:39Ah!
07:43Oh!
07:44They're just like us when we were in school
07:46Hello Dean Yannett
07:47And welcome Dr. Sleech and Dr. Clack
07:50We have a list of demand
07:52Uh, was he wearing that helmet before?
07:56And crouched over like a rodent?
07:59Whoa
08:01Ah!
08:02Meeting adjourned!
08:05I'm the president
08:06I say meeting adjourned
08:11This is just like that horror sim
08:13Murder in the vents
08:29This is just like that horror sim
08:31Murder in the vents
08:34Should we go on a last minute trip to a fire planet
08:36Or an ice planet?
08:38Or a planet where time's backwards?
08:40Yeah
08:41I know you're here with me
08:43But I want all of you here with me
08:47This is a big story Jumo
08:49I can feel it
08:50It always is
08:52I remember when your other eye used to look at me too
09:04Hmm
09:05Hi Dean Yannett, T-Beeb here, journalist from Deep Cuts
09:09I have a question about Knack Knack Sleech's med school application
09:13It appears you never signed her medical clearance form
09:16Which means she technically shouldn't have been allowed a medical license
09:18Give me a call
09:20Okay
09:22Okay
09:37Sleech, if we die, I want you to know I bought us matching funeral outfits
09:40What?
09:41So did I
09:46Slopes
09:47Stop!
09:48I know them!
09:51Let's take a beat and kill them in five
09:52Is that Subject 12A from our med school study?
09:55It is I, Subject 12A from your med school study
10:05I wish we could free them all
10:07Don't tell anyone we didn't kill you like we were supposed to
10:12We should start a free the sloops club to change policy forever
10:16We love you
10:19These are the sloops you released all those years ago
10:23Experimental side effects and all
10:24Of course you cursed my sister and I with the ability to speak
10:27The rest of the sloops aren't afflicted
10:29They're simpler creatures but no less brilliant
10:34This is Sleech and Clack
10:36They who gave us life
10:39This is a Mooney Yum miracle
10:40We actually came here to convince Dean Yannid to stop testing on sloops once and for all
10:45This is good news indeed
10:47I have a few ideas as well
10:49I can tell you all about them
10:51Oh boy
10:54Welcome to our just-in-time for the show
11:01Help! Help!
11:06Dean Yannid! Are you okay?
11:12Now help me!
11:14Baghead, what have you done?
11:16The helmets work, sister
11:18Because we have the full power of Mooney Yum supercharged rays
11:22Isn't it wonderful?
11:26Mind controlled
11:27Baghead goes rogue sometimes
11:29But she's my sister, what are you gonna do?
11:31This is as horrifying as it is cute
11:35Dr. Rizelle, I need your help! The cloud patients escape!
11:41I can't!
11:42I'm getting a bat tattoo of my own face!
11:45Dr. Nerlo!
11:47And that...
11:49Honestly, I can kind of see it
11:52Malva, excuse me!
11:55These cloud people won't survive their afterlife
11:59If you don't get them back in the cloud
12:02They'll disappear forever!
12:04Forever? I can't die again!
12:06Nurse Top, what do we do?
12:08Buy stuff
12:10Olvo, aren't you streaking?
12:12Because I am coming with you!
12:15Help me, please!
12:16I am very bad at doing that
12:18Daddy!
12:20What?
12:22Dr. Plaup, I need your help!
12:24I'm in the middle of this wash and scrape
12:26I just realized there's a tiny chance
12:28I might be bad at everything
12:29When I can't do something
12:31You're supposed to do it for me
12:33Can't!
12:34Pognath, you need to fix this leak
12:36You're our only hope
12:37Come on, Mooncup
12:38Use those robot fins
12:39Plaup! Daddy's brain!
12:41Sorry, sorry!
12:42Come on, Plaupi, focus
12:52Family, am I alright?
12:54Wow, mind control
12:56The GHU hasn't even cracked this tech
12:58Because it's wrong!
13:00No doctor would ever use mind control
13:02Oh, I would for sure
13:03Well, yeah, obviously we would
13:05But we need to set an example
13:06We need to save the Dean
13:07Or free the Sloops
13:09Ooh!
13:10Or buy ice cups on the floating mountains of a Torg
13:12Ah!
13:13Moonium is not making it easy to focus
13:14Ah!
13:15Ah!
13:16Ah!
13:17Ah!
13:19Ah!
13:21Whoa!
13:22Okay
13:25Hello?
13:26I'm looking for information on a knack-knack Sleech
13:32Knack-knack Sleech?
13:33That's my sister
13:35Come on in
13:35So you're her real brother
13:36No surprises hiding here?
13:39No
13:39But I understand why you'd think that
13:42Sleech has always been wild and secretive
13:44When we were kids, we were always getting into trouble
13:47She's my sister
13:48Through and through
13:49Oh
13:50I did have some follow-up questions
13:52I wish we could chat longer so I could answer them
13:55But I've got three dozen Moonium deliveries arriving
14:22Hello?
14:23I'm looking for information about my father
14:25You little moop?
14:31You little moop?
14:32That's my brother!
14:34Your father!
14:35He's dead!
14:37In the event of a cloud leak, try to gather all loose patients into a back-up drive until
14:40our technicians can get their
14:43Daddy's consciousness hard drive!
14:48Help me!
14:49Please!
14:49Oh!
14:52Ah!
14:52Ah!
14:53Ah!
14:53Ah!
14:53Ah!
14:54Ah!
14:54Ah!
14:55Ah!
14:55Ah!
14:55Ah!
14:55Ah!
14:59Ah!
15:00Ugh!
15:02Ah, I feel rather squished
15:05Is this part of the brain scrape's offense
15:08It?
15:08Ah!
15:09Ah!
15:09Ah!
15:11Ah!
15:12rouxing.
15:13Ah!
15:18Capacity limits are for people without money!
15:23Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:25Am I dead?
15:27Oh, father!
15:29Your wait time has increased to six days.
15:32Do something, you privileged fool!
15:35That's right! I'm a privileged fool!
15:38Give me Dithgore. Tell her it's Bog Bog.
15:56Ooh! They're freeing the sloops!
15:59Yes!
16:00Aw, man. We wanted to free the sloops.
16:04They're being mind controlled by the sloops.
16:09We have to save them!
16:11The sloops?
16:11No, the people.
16:20No! The students will ruin everything!
16:23Stop them!
16:25Ah!
16:31This is the opposite of what the club is about!
16:35I'm really sorry!
16:39Oh, my!
16:44Ha, ha, ha!
16:46Ding, you have it!
16:47Use the glow blocker glasses to diffuse the light of the green glow!
16:56No!
16:59Uh!
16:59Uh!
17:01Ah!
17:08Uh!
17:11Uh!
17:13Uh!
17:15Uh!
17:16Uh!
17:23What's the best way to disable a robo-biotic creature sever the neurobiotic cord
17:46Wow that was amazing you would make a good teacher can you get me out of this net
17:53thank you for helping us subject 12a what no more testing on sloops you're all invited to join the
18:00robotics department as students the only testing you'll see will be pop quizzes am i invited to even
18:09though i've been you know a little evil oh yeah evil means nothing if you're successful your mind
18:14control technology is incredibly advanced and your mechanized sloop statue was fun imagine what you
18:21could do with proper guidance and don't worry it won't set us back we could start testing on baby
18:26turnellos instead they can't even scream oh hello i prefer being in the bag i'm sorry about her you'd
18:38think she was a side effect huh well she's not i am with a good influence of my sister in
18:45this school
18:45i will change my ways she won't you're making a huge mistake the testing really got to her mind oh
18:53no she's always been murdery now if you'll excuse me i'm going to buy a backpack and get an hpv
19:00shot
19:00i'm a college kid
19:04bugnav what's going on i fixed it huh i went to school with the daughter of the best friend of
19:08the woman who owns the whole cloud tech thing i just put in a call and oh hi there can
19:13you get my dad
19:13back in my dad thank you
19:23son i heard everything you did what you're supposed to do when things get hard
19:29you used your privilege my boy
19:36tell sleep not to wait for me
19:43clock said you might want this for research
19:45i'm not surprised this trouble arrived with you
19:48deanianet i get that you like clock better everyone likes clock better but you could have been a little
19:53more encouraging deanianet tb begin just following up on your missing signature from sleetha's medical
20:00clearance document i suspect she may be hiding something from you no i don't know where you left
20:06your face laser are you really going without me
20:14oh that yeah happens all the time ink just disappears
20:20sleetha i have always supported you i took a special interest in clack because she wasn't confident in
20:26herself and i didn't want her to get in her own way but you i never doubted you'd succeed
20:33yesterday i would have reported you for this signature thing after today i believe archaic laws
20:39should be changed to not be able to be a surgeon because you might get an illness absurd well i
20:46can't
20:46give tb before its document and there's nothing you can do to get this document signed put it on
20:54my head so i won't be liable in court come on now oh that tickles
21:05i can't believe that all this time i was your favorite
21:08clack will always be my favorite should we buy a spaceship that's also a can opener
21:36why would you be eating squirty turlies if you're allergic
21:44forged i knew it
21:54oh yes
22:01wait what happened there he basically lost all his possessions and has to work it off
22:05it's a six month contract where he races like an animal
22:08yikes the dean offered me a guest lecture position that's amazing yeah it'll be weird doing
22:16something without you might have to get used to that but nothing only a few minutes left of
22:22moonium we should end with one last impulsive adventure yeah let's do it
22:51give me the good times
22:55i want them now
22:59good times
23:01good times
23:02glamour come first
23:03bright lights
23:05love colors
23:07paradise
23:09join the party
23:11life's a game
23:13and the world turns faster
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