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Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02E11 The Unusual Suspects SKST DD 5 1 H 264
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00:02Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:05My brothers don't understand me at all.
00:07Rod's the closest thing I have to a friend, you know.
00:09When he's not trying to steal our blood,
00:11everyone wanted me to cut him loose.
00:13But then Rod's dad told us that Rod's been kidnapped.
00:15So I went full detective and questioned my one and only suspect,
00:19Rod's old boss, Bishop.
00:20And once your mecca boy stopped trying to murder me,
00:23Bishop told me Rod had a brother and sister
00:24who might have kidnapped him too.
00:26Why?
00:26Because it turns out Rod finally got his hands on some mutant blood.
00:30Dang, that's bad.
00:42Come on!
00:43At least give me some moisturizer, you savages!
00:47I have sensitive cheeks!
00:51Ow! That's too tight!
00:53I have poor circulation!
00:54Ow!
00:55Do you even know who my dad is?
00:57He'll give you anything you want.
00:59I'm like his favorite!
01:01I'm in his top three!
01:03Wait!
01:03No!
01:04Don't leave me alone in here!
01:05What if I choke on my own spit?
01:07Who's gonna heimlich me?
01:09Hey, come on!
01:11Guys?
01:13Anyone?
01:20This is still better than the last time I was kidnapped.
01:22The end.
01:24The end.
01:25The end.
01:37The end.
01:39The end.
01:43The end.
01:45The end.
01:46The end.
01:48The end.
01:49The end.
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01:52The end.
01:57i can't believe rob finally got his hands on mutant blood i'm actually kind of proud of him
02:02what is what is your deal bro this is bad mikey like end of the world dad then it's a
02:07good thing
02:07we're on the case thanks to my incredible sleuthing abilities we now know that bishop
02:12didn't kidnap him so bam cross her off the list wait uh did she really have a hundred foot tall
02:19mechazoid because it kind of feels like we should go deal with that it wasn't finished so that's a
02:24problem for future us but bishop did mention rod's brother and sister todd and mod but really todd mod
02:30and rod yikes yeah good thing dad didn't name us anything weird according to my sources the internet
02:40my highly trusted confidential sources todd is a fitness guru slash life coach and mod is the
02:48CEO of something called the no group yeah i mean those both sound evil so what are we just gonna
02:53go pound these guys no we need to wait until night then cloak ourselves in darkness like true ninja
02:59using the shadows as a weapon or we can go with my idea this is gonna be some improv thing
03:05isn't it
03:06oh boy microscopes i know those because i am a science nerd
03:31so when do we get to meet mod dr underwood is right this way whoa rod's sister's a doctor that's
03:40amazing
03:40what kind she has a phd in her father being rich
03:53so morong tells me you were interested in interning for the null group that will be all morong
04:01i've heard of you my brother's friends the mutations i didn't realize you were so enthusiastic
04:06about my work here oh it's all me i love science am i right guys yeah mikey loves science tell
04:16her some
04:16science stuff mikey uh you know science in a general not specific sort of way especially what you do here
04:26at the null group what do you do here as you obviously know the null group is the world's premier
04:32research facility creating uh things medicine i think science stuff that will save lives and forever
04:42change the world that sounds good for the people who can afford it oh that's less good whoa what are
04:49you
04:49doing you shouldn't drink that ah my morning coffee my father funds my operation here where we've made
04:56many incredible advances and many many of um well in my private lab for instance i personally brewed what
05:05i believe to be the perfect cup of coffee yo can i get a cup of that i mean because
05:10this is seriously
05:10putting me to sleep godsy dude maybe you shouldn't drink that god yikes so you don't even know what you
05:18do here yeah bad track ignore him brothers am i right they're the worst the worst i've got some useless
05:28brothers myself todd is a moron but at least he has his fitness thing and rod he's just a total
05:35waste of
05:35space it's no wonder i'm my father's favorite i'm actually glad you turtles came my scientists
05:41suggested we meet they say your genetics could unlock any number of advances in their research i mean
05:46my research we just need one little thing from you oh really what our blood mikey i'm so chestnut right
06:00oh what finally let's go ah we need to get out of here raf wait
06:14nice try i don't even feel it raf it's knockout gas everyone hold your breath
06:26oh
06:27oh
06:27uh
06:31oh
06:32oh
06:33oh
06:35oh
06:43Let's go.
07:08Let's go.
07:14Tony!
07:20Oh, man.
07:22Okay.
07:30There's no way we could have seen this coming.
07:37Did we win?
07:40Guess not.
07:41Creating a better world.
07:48My leg!
07:51Guys, through here!
08:02You!
08:02Are you seriously trying to kidnap us, too?
08:05You're being very selfish.
08:07I just wanted your blood.
08:09Or your internal organs.
08:10They said that would work, too.
08:11Oh, sure.
08:13Yeah.
08:13No problem.
08:14Don't need those at all.
08:15You're supposed to be a scientist?
08:17Admit it.
08:18You kidnapped Rod.
08:19Rod?
08:20Why would someone want to kidnap him?
08:22If anyone should be kidnapped, it'd be me.
08:24I deserve to be kidnapped.
08:26I'm father's favorite.
08:27Did you even taste my coffee?
08:29Hey, that's pretty good stuff.
08:31Seriously.
08:31Well, it wasn't good enough for him!
08:33It wasn't enough!
08:35I need your blood!
08:40Yeah, we could probably go now.
08:43If she had Rod's mutant blood, she wouldn't need us.
08:47Then we can cross her off the list.
08:49Yeah, like every list.
08:51Now we should check out Todd.
08:53Seriously, dude, you are, like, really not reading the room here.
08:56Mikey, the Underwoods are dangerous, all right?
08:58We need to think this through.
08:59This is the most I've ever thought in my life.
09:02I know you guys don't like Rod, but his brother's some workout bro.
09:05How much trouble could he really be?
09:11Whoa.
09:12You guys have darks in me.
09:15Todd, you do too, Mikey.
09:21That's so weird.
09:23Oh, man, we should probably, you know, be worried about this or something.
09:28Yeah, I'm gonna sit down.
09:34You're funny.
09:36You're the one.
09:41This is torture!
09:43You're starving me!
09:45I haven't eaten in days!
09:46You have to feed me, bros!
09:48Haven't you ever even done this before?
09:50I'm wasting away down here!
09:59Dude.
10:00That looks really dry.
10:01You ain't got any sriracha or something, do you?
10:05This is so flavorless!
10:07It's torture!
10:08What?
10:09Wait!
10:09I wasn't done!
10:10Also, I need to touch my food.
10:12It's part of the tactile sensation.
10:14That's why fried chicken is so delicious.
10:16It's the touch.
10:17It's like it engages all the senses.
10:19Come on, man!
10:20Just untie me a little.
10:27Oh!
10:28Oh!
10:37Hey!
10:39Can I get another sandwich?
10:41This one touched the floor, man!
10:54Oh, yeah.
11:01Forget about it. I'll eat any kind of bugger,
11:05because I'm cheesy-going.
11:10Yeah, Mikey!
11:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:20You!
11:21I told you that bit killed!
11:31Not great.
11:32Aren't you supposed to be the funny one?
11:48Don't drink me!
11:50Whoa. What happened?
11:51We just got kidnapped, genius.
11:54Well, it's the nicest kidnapping ever.
11:56There's pillows and everything.
11:58Let's go, Mikey.
12:00We could be attacked at any moment.
12:02We have to be ready for anything.
12:06Ah!
12:19Never mind. I was not ready for that.
12:22Woo.
12:23This is super creepy.
12:27Guys, look.
12:29Fellas! Over here, fellas!
12:31Leatherhead?
12:33Leatherhead, what are you doing here?
12:35Who are these people?
12:36They're a proper mutant fan club, aren't they?
12:39They love mutants.
12:40They brought me here and they just keep feeding me.
12:43And rubbing me with oil for some reason.
12:45Anything I want.
12:46Look, that guy's for me.
12:50Sick.
12:51Never had a zebra before and I'm quite excited to try it.
12:55Wait, were you kidding me too?
12:56Me? Crikey!
12:57No.
12:58Met these lads at the zoo.
12:59I like to go there to smell the animals.
13:01No rallies, of course.
13:02But exactly who are these guys?
13:05Turtles!
13:06You're awake.
13:08All right, all right, all right.
13:09What is up?
13:10You're Todd Underwood.
13:12The one and only bro-chacho.
13:15He's like a swole rod.
13:17Hang on.
13:18Did you kidnap us?
13:20Ah, that's harsh, bro.
13:22I wanted to meet you, so we just did a little big bang boom.
13:26So you did kidnap us?
13:28Tomato, tomato.
13:29Come on.
13:30I'll show you around.
13:39The gym is right over there in case you want to get your sweat on.
13:42There's a trampoline.
13:44We got a climbing wall.
13:45So good for your core.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Why is everyone wearing animal masks?
13:53Me and my friends here, we're in touch with our animal selves.
13:56My dad always taught me this world is eat or be eaten.
14:00Me, I'm an eater.
14:02That's why I'm dad's favorite.
14:03Also why I started a gym.
14:05Because you're an eater.
14:07Oh, this guy gets it.
14:09Dude, we might be soulmates.
14:11Heck yeah.
14:11I mean, I like to work out and I like to eat.
14:14And how do we both end up with super lame siblings?
14:16I mean, it baffles me.
14:17Speaking of siblings, did you kidnap Rod?
14:20My kid.
14:21What?
14:21Come on.
14:22He seems like a kidnapper.
14:23I mean, he kind of did kidnap us.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Rod eats a lot.
14:28But he's not an eater.
14:30He's an eat-ee.
14:32You know, he's the one that gets eaten.
14:33Like, he's the food.
14:38So...
14:40Yes?
14:40Nah, bro.
14:42Rod's worthless.
14:43I mean, that's what dad always said.
14:44The only alpha thing he ever did was hang out with you guys.
14:48I mean, come on.
14:49Who wouldn't?
14:50We are pretty cool.
14:51Mutants are the coolest.
14:53We all want to be like you.
14:54You're fearsome.
14:56You're nature, not nurture.
14:57We're gonna feast tonight in your honor.
15:01Yeah, sure.
15:02Rod's family is so weird.
15:04You know, I'm actually starting to feel bad for the guy.
15:07They are all idiots.
15:09I'm thinking about trying out the trampoline.
15:12If we alternate jumps, we could get sick air.
15:14Woo-hoo!
15:22Are you serious, Mikey?
15:24What are we even doing here?
15:25To be honest, I've always wanted to try a trampoline.
15:29Uh, yeah, because it's awesome.
15:30You guys are hogging it!
15:32Yeah!
15:37Uh...
15:38Guys?
15:40All right!
15:42What are they gonna...
15:44That's kind of...
15:46It sort of looks like...
15:50I think they're gonna eat Leatherhead!
15:52So...
15:53We should...
15:54Stop jumping?
15:55Woo!
15:55Ha!
15:59Ha!
16:00Ha!
16:00Ha!
16:04Ha!
16:08Ha!
16:09You know what we want.
16:12We're gonna invent this next week.
16:14Find whatever, just get me the blood.
16:17I'll pay what you're asking.
16:19No way. No way!
16:38Freedom!
16:41My eyes!
16:44You got hope already? Get out of the way, you moron!
16:49No!
16:55Ah!
16:57Um, Leatherhead?
16:59Mikey, Donnie, you really need to get on this amazing lotion.
17:02You're both looking a bit dry from being honest.
17:05Uh, sure.
17:06Hey, do you think we could talk to you for a second?
17:10Alone, maybe?
17:11Sure. Give us a quick sec, would you, fellas?
17:14There you go. These fellas are the best.
17:16They seriously love mutants.
17:18Listen, we have to get out of here. This is not a mutant fan club.
17:22Well, of course it is. What else would it be?
17:25We think these guys wanna... eat us.
17:28Oh, are you having a laugh? That's absurd.
17:30That's not body lotion, Leatherhead. It's cooking oil.
17:33They're literally seasoning you with herbs and spices.
17:36Those are flowers.
17:37It's parsley. We have to go.
17:40You're being ridiculous. No one wants to eat me. They brought me a zebra.
17:45I'm not leaving without my zebra.
17:47Shhh!
17:48Huh?
17:51We can bring the zebra with us, but we have to go.
17:54Oh, crikey!
18:00Tonight, we feast on mutants!
18:04Okay, fine. The Ross family is messed up.
18:07There. I said it. Happy now?
18:09I am.
18:10Because I'm about to kick some...
18:18Leatherhead!
18:26Watch out!
18:29I think those are tranquilizer darts!
18:42Uh, guys...
18:45Oh, man.
18:46Wait, where's Todd?
18:48Come on, Ninja. Let's do this, bruh.
18:51Why are you doing this? I guarantee we taste terrible.
18:55Yeah, that's why we seasoned you.
18:57I mean, I guess that makes sense.
19:00But why mutants?
19:01Have you considered pizza?
19:06Why are you so limber?
19:14When I eat the alligator, or crocodile, or whatever that thing is,
19:18I'll transform into a mutant just like it.
19:20Then Dad will see that I'm good enough.
19:23You all have serious father issues.
19:26Wait, if you're trying to eat mutants to turn into a mutant,
19:29that means you probably didn't kidnap Rod to get his mutant blood.
19:33Kidnap Rod?
19:34Why would I kidnap that loser?
19:36I got you!
19:44What's the plan?
19:45Todd didn't kidnap Rod.
19:46We should probably just leave.
19:48Not.
19:49Without.
19:51My.
19:51Zebra.
19:54Oh, we're all getting out of here.
20:09No!
20:10Cut back!
20:11That's my dad's van!
20:14No!
20:23Cut back!
20:25That's my dad's van!
20:29Well, that was a complete disaster.
20:32Rod's mutant blood is still out there.
20:33And now we have two more people that are trying to kidnap us.
20:36You know, I actually thought Todd was pretty cool until he tried to eat us.
20:40And he had that sweet trampoline.
20:42Bishop?
20:42Mod?
20:43Todd?
20:44None of them are the kidnappers.
20:46There's something I'm missing.
20:47You're missing everything, Mikey.
20:49I mean, no offense, but you're kind of terrible at this.
20:52I honestly thought solving crimes would be a lot easier.
20:55Like what?
20:56You thought the kidnapper would just call us?
20:59If that's the kidnapper, I'm going to be so annoyed.
21:02It's Rod!
21:03Wait, that's actually worse.
21:04Wait, that's actually worse.
21:07Guys!
21:08I got kidnapped!
21:09Yeah, we know.
21:10We've been trying to rescue you.
21:12Really?
21:13Aw, man.
21:14Thanks.
21:14But I rescued myself!
21:16I was like, hi-yah!
21:17Kung Fu ninja moves that kick major butt!
21:20Uh-huh, yeah.
21:21Sure, sure you did, Rod.
21:22So who took you?
21:23I heard him.
21:24He was talking to them.
21:25The people who took me.
21:27I recognized his voice.
21:31It was my dad!
21:33Did not see that coming.
21:42I said no interruptions!
21:44What?
21:45You?
21:46What do you want?
21:48I got something.
21:50It's a mutant scale from the alligator.
21:54I thought she was a crocodile.
21:56Can't you use your fancy nerd stuff to get some blood or something from it?
22:02Of course!
22:03Of course!
22:05Uh...
22:08I can!
22:09Of course!
22:10I can!
22:11Of course!
22:11We're going to make a mutant.
22:14And then father will see.
22:47I can definitely Musiker!
22:47It's so cool!
22:49You do!
22:50You're supposed to take something.
22:50The baby's who?
22:50You really?
22:50You're supposed to take something!
22:50I'm gonna get some Engagement!
22:50And I'm supposed to take something.
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