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Jury Duty S02E05 (2026)
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00:01Hot applesauce.
00:02Yeah, let's do it.
00:04Are you doing it?
00:05Yeah.
00:05Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:09Where'd you come up with this idea?
00:10Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it together.
00:13It just kind of came up.
00:14We were just spitballing.
00:15And yeah, there's nothing out there like it.
00:16I feel like Smokey is right.
00:18Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat.
00:20I think throwing some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.
00:24Cheers.
00:25There you go.
00:26Yeah.
00:28Yeah.
00:29I'm getting a little something through the front door.
00:30Hey, I'm getting a little something through the back.
00:32Are you?
00:33Porcupine.
00:33And you get a little heat in there.
00:35Yeah, right?
00:36Like, I would eat that for weird.
00:38Really?
00:38Yes.
00:39What are we calling this one?
00:40What do you want to call it?
00:41Tropical kick.
00:42Tropical kick.
00:46I love applesauce.
00:50So, I'll try it.
00:53He eats a lot of soft foods.
00:55Yeah.
00:59No way.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:02Did Amy see it?
01:03Yeah.
01:03So, she did.
01:04Did she say anything about it?
01:05Oh.
01:06It's truly, like, so romantic.
01:08It's just if it was with someone else.
01:11Take a risk.
01:12Go to a strip club and sleep with a stripper.
01:14It was wild when you was young, huh?
01:15That's right.
01:20Is there anybody here who feels like a failure?
01:23All right, dude.
01:23I get it.
01:24Like, you're a failure.
01:24I'm a failure.
01:25I understand.
01:26Hey.
01:26Jackie!
01:28Hey, y'all.
01:28Look, look, look.
01:29Oh, it's his jacket.
01:33You all right?
01:34How'd you find me?
01:35Jackie, you have to start acting like a CEO.
01:39Who is that?
01:40So, why don't you come with me?
01:41All right, great.
01:42Oh, f**k.
01:53If everybody works together, I definitely think we can get over this little mishap situation.
02:03This is just so quaint and rustic.
02:07It really is.
02:08You call this structure the yurt?
02:11Yeah, it's a yurt.
02:12Yeah.
02:12I guess that's Y-U-R-T, I'm pretty sure.
02:14Okay.
02:14That is the correct spelling of yurt.
02:16Morning, sir.
02:16Hey.
02:17Doing all right this morning?
02:18Good to see you.
02:18Good to see you, man.
02:19Hello.
02:21Okay.
02:22So, the thing that I wanted to say is first of all, thank you so much for your patience
02:30because I know you all have questions like who these nice people are.
02:35This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Trucus group.
02:41Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have come to the decision to explore the sale of Rockin'
02:51Grandmas to the good people of Trucus.
02:53So, yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandmas is going to keep going.
03:00Just that Trucus would be in charge if he decides to go that direction.
03:06But it's all good.
03:07I'm doing great.
03:09I'm all good.
03:11Hello, everyone.
03:12I am Elizabeth Prescott.
03:14I am the Director of Strategic Alliances at the Trucus Group.
03:17I should just start off by saying congratulations because you all are in one of the hottest verticals right now.
03:24This is a vertical that Trucus has been wanting to get into for quite some time.
03:28So, we are here to introduce ourselves and see if it's a match, you know?
03:33I kind of think she's hot.
03:36Dang.
03:37Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray, but ever since Elizabeth walked in, now everything's in color.
03:45Aw.
03:46For me, this is personal.
03:47I got to tell you.
03:48Actually, I'm going to just show you.
03:51I literally carry Rockin' Grandmas hot sauce in my purse.
03:56Put it on everything.
03:57These guys will tell you.
03:57I love it.
03:58It is my go-to.
03:59I travel with it, okay?
04:00So, I am a fan, personally.
04:03And just a little bit about us.
04:04So, we are a private equity firm and we specialize in helping small family-owned businesses really just unlock their
04:11full potential.
04:12I don't really have a dog in the fight.
04:14I just wish what's best for the employees.
04:17I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and turn it into something that
04:24it's not.
04:24So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you and really understand the company culture.
04:30And we also, today, just wanted to start out by introducing you to Trucus.
04:34And so, we actually brought a quick little video.
04:37Gina Lee, would you prepare that for us?
04:39Thanks.
04:40At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
04:43As private equity investors with a focus on family and an eye towards the future,
04:48our mission is to partner with great companies to help them achieve their true potential.
04:54We'll facilitate your brand through tackling all of tomorrow's toughest challenges today.
04:59In a world of constant change, it's good to remember that we are Trucus.
05:06Trucus Group, your business is our business.
05:12Wow, huh?
05:14So great, you guys.
05:16You love it?
05:18They might have, like, a big company vibe or something, but they look like they could be a family business,
05:24too, because...
05:25They're all redheads.
05:26Yeah, they're all redheads, so...
05:27Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
05:32Now, who's ready for the Doug-Cathlon today, huh?
05:36Yeah!
05:37Yes!
05:38Woo!
05:41Big day, yes!
05:42The folks at Trucus will be tagging along with rockin' grandmas today at the decathlon
05:48and later tonight at the team dinner and the show.
05:51The CFR companies are a good fit.
05:54How you feel?
05:55I'm good, man.
05:56It's, you know...
05:58Dad knows what he's doing.
05:59For sure.
06:00You know, if he thinks it's a good thing for us, then that's...
06:03We just gotta go with that.
06:04Right.
06:05So...
06:05You know...
06:08It's a little scary to think about selling a company, especially with the family orientation that we have,
06:13because you hear all these different stories of how things change once a corporation buys it,
06:16but I only have optimistic hopes.
06:18I just hope it works out where we can all stay together and the company stays the same.
06:22You too.
06:27Yo!
06:29Look at all this, man.
06:30I didn't realize it was gonna be this outside.
06:33It's a beautiful day.
06:34What do you mean?
06:34Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly.
06:36There's too much sun.
06:37Oh, yeah.
06:37Do you have any sun stuff?
06:39Like sunscreen and sunglasses?
06:41They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.
06:45These are kind of futuristic.
06:46Yeah, or they're, like, kind of for now, too.
06:50Um, we're just liking the vibe.
06:52Like, you know...
06:52It's a wonderful culture.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Beautiful.
06:54Yeah, it's a good...
06:55They're pretty good.
06:56You guys, I mean...
06:57Like, sustainable as well.
06:58Yes.
06:59I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth today.
07:04Hopefully, by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are gonna be like this.
07:08Actually, that would hurt because it's too hard, so...
07:17Oh!
07:19That's my dab.
07:20That's my dab.
07:21That's my dab.
07:22That's my dab.
07:22That's my dab.
07:22Welcome to the Doug Cathline!
07:26Woo!
07:27I love it!
07:30Hey, Doug!
07:31Hey, Doug!
07:31Doug!
07:32Doug!
07:33Doug!
07:34Doug!
07:34Doug!
07:34Doug!
07:35Doug!
07:36Doug!
07:38I love you, Dad.
07:39You got it?
07:40Yeah.
07:40Then let's go!
07:41Come on, you guys!
07:42Yeah!
07:44Nice, Amy!
07:46Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:50That's points!
07:51Bless you.
07:52Good job, good job.
07:52Doug, he, uh, chooses all the events, of course, and gives out all the points.
07:56Ten points for having your arm in the air.
07:58Big smile on your face.
07:59You got points.
08:00Extra points for spirit.
08:01People really like it when you point at them and tell them they got points.
08:05Oh, yes!
08:05Yes!
08:06We've had one event so far, the mechanical bowl.
08:09Oh!
08:11Sorry, good job, man.
08:13You got up this year!
08:14That's great!
08:15Damn it!
08:16I lasted 0.4 seconds.
08:18No, you did 0.48.
08:20Oh, 0.48.
08:21That's almost 0.5, and then you could round up from there to one second, right?
08:25No, because you'd round, you gotta be above, I'm not great at math, but you gotta be above
08:305, then you round up.
08:31So technically you round down to 0, I think.
08:34Okay.
08:35Up next, foot darts!
08:37There you go.
08:37There you go.
08:40And who's that?
08:42Steve Mosley-Sales.
08:44Yes, yeah.
08:44Jimmy Webber-Warehouse.
08:47Oh!
08:49Amy Patterson's here, customer relations.
08:53Oh!
08:54There you go.
08:54There you go.
08:55And kicking now is Anthony Gwynn, procurement and sourcing.
08:59Oh!
09:00Whoa!
09:01That's okay, but if it hit the board, that would've been good.
09:05He uses a disproportionate amount of the company healthcare.
09:08This one?
09:09This one.
09:10Whoa!
09:12Jesus!
09:14Oh!
09:15Yeah.
09:16Oh, whoa!
09:18Oh, my God.
09:19I think you're throwing that way.
09:21You wanna try another time?
09:21You wanna throw that way.
09:23Oh, that's all right.
09:24Sorry.
09:25I'm sorry about that.
09:26Sorry.
09:27Let's go!
09:29Let's go, Jimmy!
09:30You're there.
09:30Couple more steps.
09:33We just need to make a note.
09:34Jimmy, Doug paid for Jimmy's rehab seven years ago.
09:40Sure.
09:41Hi.
09:42Anthony.
09:42Anthony, Elizabeth.
09:43Hi.
09:43And what department are you in?
09:45Temporary assistant.
09:46Okay, great.
09:46And I just wanna say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, woman to woman, like, it's inspirational
09:50to see you in your position.
09:52It's, like, very cool, like, girl bots, you know?
09:54Like, I just, I love seeing that energy.
09:56Well, Kate, I appreciate that.
09:57Look, I do think the goal, ultimately, is just bots, because I think the fact that we're
10:01girls really has nothing to do with it.
10:03And, look, you just don't wanna use being a woman as an excuse not to succeed, right?
10:07Yeah.
10:09Yeah.
10:09Yeah.
10:10That's not as stupid as I know.
10:11Came a little hot with the girl bots.
10:12I went, I went overboard.
10:15If I get fired before Amy, I am going to kill myself.
10:21Anthony, what's your perspective on the two companies coming together here?
10:25Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences between Rockin' Grandmas and Trucus.
10:29One's bigger.
10:30I'm not saying one's better than the other, but it's just, it's interesting.
10:34It's different.
10:34Can you get my hand?
10:35The back of my hands, too, it shows.
10:38Absolutely.
10:39The back of your hands is the first signs of aging.
10:41Yours are absolutely stunning.
10:42The morning was pretty hot, and there was a lot of sun, so I thought maybe Elizabeth
10:47would appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin, because she seems to take care of hers.
10:55Oh my God.
10:56Sunscreen.
10:57I love it, though.
10:58I do, too.
10:59She takes it serious.
11:01Hey.
11:02Hey, just saying hi.
11:03Oh, hi.
11:04It's good to see you.
11:05You look great.
11:07Wow.
11:08Did I put too much sunscreen on?
11:10I mean, it's all over your face, so.
11:12I went over to say hi, and she was like, wow.
11:15As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.
11:18That's true.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Pony races!
11:22Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.
11:25There it is.
11:27Wow!
11:28Beautiful!
11:29I don't know what that was.
11:31The pony race is probably the toughest event.
11:33I'm not feeling too good about it.
11:35Okay, I have a favor to ask.
11:37Others show down about looking bad in front of Tricus.
11:40And you go in there and throw it and let him win.
11:42He needs this.
11:45Will you try?
11:47Yeah, I'll try.
11:47You will?
11:48You promise?
11:49I was very nervous going up against Anthony, because he, like,
11:52crushed the competition the first time.
11:56Hey, calm down, baby.
11:57Calm down.
11:58And I kind of lost it and just darted out of the gate.
12:01Three, two, one, go!
12:03Come on!
12:06I don't know, really.
12:07I think I just got a slow start, and I couldn't get in rhythm,
12:09so he was able to come out the gate on top.
12:14They're kind of getting onto the back stretch.
12:18That must just be a hard section.
12:20I mean, it was neck and neck.
12:21Like, at some points I was worried you were going to win.
12:23Wait, you can do it!
12:25I saw the finish line and just...
12:27Took off.
12:28Yeah, just took off.
12:30Yes!
12:31Yes!
12:31Yes!
12:39Unbelievable feeling to finally win.
12:41You did it!
12:43And you get points for a valiant effort.
12:45Take the L!
12:46Okay, I'll take it.
12:47I'll take it.
12:48I'll hold it.
12:49Good job, man.
12:50Good job.
12:50You've been here for what, seven years?
12:52Mm-hmm.
12:52He wasn't able to get one, so this first time is going to give him some confidence.
12:56Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time.
12:59Not against me, though.
13:00Uh-oh.
13:02How many laps did I do?
13:04You went around the circuit, uh, once.
13:07Let's just make a note on that one.
13:09Yes, you should check that.
13:11Ready, set, go!
13:18Get him, Jackie!
13:19Little Jackie!
13:21Woo-hoo!
13:24Woo-hoo!
13:27Woo-hoo!
13:28Woo-hoo!
13:29Woo-hoo!
13:30Woo-hoo!
13:31Woo-hoo!
13:32Woo-hoo!
13:32This has been an amazing day to see your teamwork and your creativity.
13:36So we are going to continue the tradition next year, and we are excited to do that.
13:41Okay.
13:41Yeah.
13:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:42Why wait until next year?
13:44I mean, we still got time.
13:46Why not take a shot right now?
13:47Do something.
13:48Oh, me?
13:48Yeah!
13:51Let's do it.
13:52Let's see.
13:53Kate!
13:54You want to give it a go, girl boss?
13:57Yeah!
13:58Woo-hoo!
14:00Yeah!
14:01I would love to do that.
14:02Yeah, that'd be great.
14:02Shall we do that?
14:03Let's go!
14:04Okay, all right.
14:05This is such a good thing.
14:06It's good.
14:07She chose you.
14:08You're stressing too much.
14:09But let her, just say, let her win.
14:11Just let her win.
14:12Let her go.
14:12No.
14:13Put her on her ass.
14:14I personally say, put her on her ass.
14:16And as a girl boss, she's going to have to respect that, you know?
14:19This is disgusting.
14:21You wearing this?
14:22Are you wearing one?
14:24Are you going to wear one?
14:24I'm not going to wear one, but you know.
14:26Oh, no.
14:27Yeah, then I'm...
14:27Okay.
14:28All right.
14:29I don't need to be there.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Let's do it.
14:32All right.
14:34There you go.
14:35Go.
14:36Keep warming up.
14:37Okay.
14:38Hey, Kate.
14:38Yeah?
14:39You're going easy on me.
14:40Don't go easy on me, girl boss.
14:42Woo!
14:43I told you.
14:44Come on.
14:44Blackhand.
14:45There you go.
14:46There you go.
14:47Woo!
14:48Woo!
14:49Woo!
14:50Woo!
14:50Woo!
14:51Woo!
14:54Woo!
14:55Woo!
14:56Woo!
14:57Woo!
14:57Woo!
14:58Woo!
14:59Oh my god.
15:00There's blood.
15:01There's so much blood.
15:02Oh my god.
15:03Wait a minute.
15:04Oh my god.
15:05I'm so sorry.
15:07I'm so sorry.
15:08I didn't even know what you were saying.
15:10It's a nose that just bleeds easy.
15:11It'll be okay.
15:12It'll be alright.
15:13Yeah, she's okay.
15:13Someone's not bleeding.
15:14It's okay.
15:15It's okay.
15:16It just happened to be a lot of blood.
15:18Oh my god.
15:20Oh my god.
15:20Keep it elevated.
15:21Keep it back.
15:21Oh my god.
15:22She's okay.
15:23It has been a day, you guys.
15:24It has been a day.
15:25Keep it back.
15:26Keep it back.
15:27We need ice.
15:28Oh.
15:29Oh yeah.
15:30After Kate punched on Elizabeth, Doug canceled the decathlon because he wanted to make sure
15:35she was okay.
15:36Luckily she just had a bloody nose so I think True Kiss is probably still joining us for
15:41dinner and a show tonight after all.
15:43And I guess that means the deal is still on so that's good.
15:48Now whether I am a part of that deal, I don't know.
15:52It's been so lovely to just see what the company culture is.
15:56We're learning so much.
15:58Am I still bleeding?
15:59Uh, no.
15:59Do you want to see?
16:00Um, yeah.
16:01Ooh.
16:02Really?
16:03Ooh, it's hypnotic, isn't it?
16:04I love dinner in a show.
16:05Look at this.
16:06Okay.
16:07And I mean we're at a cantina so that means Mexican.
16:10Yeah.
16:11I'm excited.
16:12I like eating in public.
16:15All right.
16:15Um, this needs to be cleaned.
16:17Yeah.
16:18How are you?
16:18I'm good, thank you.
16:19Hey there.
16:20Good to see you.
16:21Good to see you too.
16:22Looks so nice, Steve.
16:24Hello.
16:24Thank you so much.
16:25I know.
16:26No, it's good.
16:27It's good.
16:27It's all good.
16:28It's all positive.
16:29Hello.
16:31Good to see you.
16:33Nice.
16:33How are you?
16:34Good.
16:34That's a beautiful blouse.
16:36So is there another chair or...
16:39Oh, I thought you...
16:40You should be with your fruits.
16:40You're good.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:42All right.
16:42Well, enjoy your dinner.
16:44You're a fellow Dougie.
16:46He's a good kid.
16:48Oh.
16:49I'm going to get a drink.
16:51Oh, you're getting wild?
16:52I want to loosen up a little because I want to talk to Elizabeth.
16:55Yeah.
16:55I wrote down some pickup lines to Karen Elizabeth.
16:58Can you read me one?
16:59Say it.
17:00Say it.
17:00Are you Wi-Fi because I'm feeling a strong connection?
17:04Ooh.
17:05I like it.
17:06I wrote IT ones because that's all she really knows about me.
17:09Yeah.
17:10The woman at the table behind you wanted to send this over to you.
17:14From who?
17:15I'm sorry.
17:15The woman sitting behind you at the table over here.
17:17Yeah.
17:18It's a Bloody Mary.
17:23I guess she's like...
17:24She said the drink, so it must be a good thing.
17:26It's a Bloody Mary.
17:27So, like, she was trying to be funny.
17:28That's funny, right?
17:29It's fun.
17:30We're roasting each other.
17:31She was trying to have fun.
17:32Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:32Right?
17:33Yeah.
17:33I kind of feel like I should, like, counter-off her.
17:36No, I can do it.
17:36If I could find her a drink, what would be funny?
17:41I'm on the nose.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:46I can't do it.
17:47Wait, is that too much?
17:49No, that's hilarious.
17:50That's hilarious.
17:50That would be, right?
17:51Do you want to be the boost in my bones, but gay?
17:54I don't know.
17:55I mean, here's her prop.
17:57She gave it right to the point.
17:58Yeah, she gave it right to the point.
18:00I don't know it.
18:01Did you want to order another drink?
18:03Um, I do actually want to order a rum punch.
18:08Okay.
18:08For the woman who sent me this.
18:10Oh, you want to send a drink back to her.
18:11Yeah.
18:11You can tell it was from Girlboss.
18:12So, you got it.
18:13Claire!
18:14You got your best pick-a-point on Kate.
18:17Say it to Kate?
18:17Yeah.
18:20If I was a one-time security code, would you enter me?
18:29Kazinga!
18:32Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:33Guys, guys, guys.
18:34She's delivering the drink.
18:35She's doing it.
18:38Cheers.
18:39Cheers, Kate.
18:41See, she's smiling.
18:42This is good.
18:43This is really good.
18:44This is really the best trip ever.
18:46Like, you can't, you couldn't even make this up for a TV show, honestly.
18:49Like, this is so authentic and real.
18:52Like, nobody can sit down and write a script like this.
18:54Yeah.
18:54What's up, everyone?
18:55Make some noise!
18:57Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
18:59Welcome, welcome, welcome.
19:00My name is Michael Swinson.
19:01I am the Unreal Hypnotist.
19:03Basically, hypnosis is altering someone's belief or reality through suggestion.
19:06And everyone out here is suggestible, because if you weren't suggestible, you couldn't learn.
19:10All right, if you'd like to be a volunteer for this show, put your hands in the air.
19:12Come on, let's clap along.
19:14I'm going to get some volunteers right now.
19:16Do you want to volunteer?
19:17Jump up there.
19:17Let's do it.
19:18Let's do it.
19:18Yeah!
19:21They picked the right person.
19:22Get on stage.
19:23Come on.
19:24Encouragement.
19:25Encouragement.
19:25Come on.
19:26Let's go.
19:27Oh, come on.
19:28Let him have some fun.
19:29The red one.
19:30Let me tell you guys this.
19:31It's very easy to be hypnotized.
19:33As I said, sleep now.
19:35Relax.
19:35Melt loose.
19:36Limp.
19:37Keep relaxed.
19:38Come on.
19:38Let's hear it for your people on stage.
19:40Come on.
19:40They go night-night so fast.
19:42They go night-night so fast.
19:43You still sing night-night?
19:45Yeah.
19:46So on the count of three, imagine this beautiful Hawaiian place.
19:49One, two, three.
19:52Sit up in those nice Hawaiian chairs right now.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Put your tray tables up.
19:57Tray tables up.
19:59Put your food down here.
19:59It doesn't matter.
20:00Just throw it on the floor.
20:00Throw it on the floor.
20:01Get rid of it.
20:01Ooh.
20:03What's that saying?
20:05That's right.
20:07I've never seen that boy ride last.
20:10He's never laughed.
20:10Just the person I'm touching on the shoulder right now.
20:14You are a stripper.
20:16Oh.
20:18You will not remove your pants.
20:20Oh.
20:22You won't go.
20:23Like, it's just been inside you.
20:25And you are ready to let it out.
20:27One.
20:28Two.
20:29Oh my god.
20:30Three.
20:31Eyes open.
20:32There's a chair for you.
20:34Yes!
20:38Oh my god!
20:40Are you kidding me?
20:41Oh my god!
20:46He dipped it low.
20:47He backed it up.
20:48He picked it up slow.
20:49I can cross off strip club from my bucket list.
20:51Oh, yes you can!
20:53Oh my god!
20:55Oh my god!
20:56Oh my god!
20:56Yeah!
20:57Have you ever seen a move like that?
20:59No!
20:59Yeah!
21:01I would've gave him my whole wallet.
21:02Honestly.
21:03Wow.
21:04Let's give a nice round of applause.
21:05You can go back there.
21:07Yeah!
21:07Yeah!
21:08I was scared.
21:10Can you do me a favor?
21:11She was standing right here.
21:12Mm-hmm.
21:13What?
21:15You guys want to do a game show?
21:17Yeah!
21:17Yeah!
21:18Woo!
21:19It's a game show I like to call To Tell the Truth.
21:22Ooh!
21:23I like this.
21:24I know you do.
21:25I know you like this, PJ.
21:27What's something dangerous you've always wanted to try but never have?
21:31Tell the truth now.
21:34I want to go to one of those Russian roulette sex clubs.
21:40Porcupine!
21:42He's wearing our logo.
21:44I've never heard of this.
21:46Sure you haven't.
21:47Where else do you just get laid?
21:51I heard that.
21:54Do you want to reveal some answers too?
21:56Yes!
21:57No!
21:58Yes!
21:58No!
21:59Yes!
21:59I always love a challenge!
22:01Yeah!
22:01Come on!
22:02Go!
22:02The truth will set you free!
22:04Go!
22:05Bring your friend too!
22:06Yeah!
22:07You're loud!
22:08We'll both of you get up here!
22:10Come right up here!
22:11Right up here!
22:11Right here!
22:12I wish you could go back up there!
22:15Oh!
22:16Jimmy shared a very, very, very personal but entertaining story.
22:22What's a deep, dark secret?
22:24You wouldn't tell anyone, but you'll tell us tonight.
22:27Tell the truth now.
22:30Years ago, I'd just gotten sober, and I thought that I would never find love again.
22:41And then I met Allison, and she was hilarious.
22:45And then one night, it was our six month anniversary, and we finished making love, and I had to go
22:52to the bathroom.
22:54And she said, bring me back something special.
22:57And I went into the bathroom, and when I was sitting there, I thought, wouldn't it be funny if I
23:04brought her back something special?
23:07So I wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around my hand.
23:10No!
23:11And I reached in the toilet to grab a piece of poop, and I went back into the bedroom, and
23:20I said, hey Allison, I brought you back something special.
23:24Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
23:27And she didn't find it funny, and she screamed, but when she screamed, it startled me, and I squeezed the
23:33poop.
23:34Oh!
23:34And part of it broke off and landed on the carpet.
23:38No!
23:39And I was saying, I'm sorry, I thought it was funny, but her cat was licking the poop on the
23:44carpet.
23:45Jesus!
23:46Jesus!
23:47He told me that Allison broke up with him because he gave her a shitty gif.
23:52I didn't realize he really gave her a shitty gif.
23:55Oh my god!
23:56You two are going to be the most powerful person in the world.
24:02One, two, three, snap. Eyes open wide awake.
24:05Well, let's start with number one. Can you say hi to everyone?
24:09Hello, everyone.
24:11I'm so very excited to have this opportunity to be with you all here tonight.
24:18Let me sit down.
24:19Tell us what makes you so powerful.
24:23I can say whatever I need to say to get the job done.
24:29So in his mind, he's doing the right thing. The strongest person he knows is his boss.
24:34What kind of things do you say?
24:38Oh, I love what you've built here.
24:42You guys, this is so much fun. I love your product. I put it on everything.
24:48I actually, I have one in my bag.
24:51Guys, your business is our business.
24:57Alright, interesting, powerful person.
25:01Okay, got me stumped on this one.
25:03What do you think this person is?
25:06A powerful company.
25:09That's a powerful company?
25:11Yeah, or a leader of one.
25:13Okay, alright, alright.
25:18Alright.
25:20It was embarrassing to the company.
25:22Inaccurate.
25:23And embarrassing for you.
25:24You said you'd do anything to get ahead to tell people what they know.
25:27Well, I didn't say that.
25:28I don't.
25:29Does your wife know you've got to talk about this?
25:31We are separated.
25:33Okay.
25:33That guy just raised every red flag I've ever seen in my life.
25:36He was doing harm, right?
25:37Yeah.
25:38He basically said, we're going to tell you whatever you want to hear so that way we can take over.
25:42That's basically what he said.
25:44Yeah.
25:48I knew something was up with those people, dog.
25:51I knew it.
25:51I don't know what-
25:52You're right.
25:53I just knew it, man.
25:54You're right.
25:54Yeah, I mean, obviously I was a little bit for the deal, but I don't know what to think now.
25:58Oh.
25:59It's just weird to have that many redheads in one place.
26:02Mm-hmm.
26:04It's like they in a cult.
26:05Hey, have y'all seen other Anthony and Amy?
26:08Uh, no.
26:09Is Amy in there?
26:10No.
26:10No, she's not here.
26:11And they're not in this one.
26:12Can you help me?
26:14Can you help me?
26:14Yeah, I got you.
26:15Can you hold that for me?
26:16We gotta go.
26:16Yes, sir.
26:18Oh my goodness.
26:19Yo, they was, I mean, after Anthony was hitting the moves, and Boy Red's talking about
26:23Russell Roulette sex gloves.
26:25I gotta look that shit up.
26:26Oh, he's cooked.
26:28Mm-hmm.
26:30Bro!
26:31Bro!
26:33Mm-hmm.
26:34Mm-hmm.
26:35Let's just stop them before everybody stop.
26:37I just don't want the whole office to know about this.
26:40Okay, come on.
26:40What?
26:42Hey, guys.
26:43Uh, sorry.
26:45Y'all good?
26:46Hey, trust me.
26:47I did not want to interrupt.
26:49I love that y'all are having a moment, but we gotta go.
26:51We gotta go.
26:51The vans are leaving.
26:53Yeah, yeah.
26:53Hey, why don't everybody go night-night, do y'all thing.
26:55Right?
26:55You feel me?
26:56I just don't want everybody to see you guys.
26:58You know what I'm saying?
26:59This is news to me, honey, but I'm not mad at it.
27:03F***ing unbelievable.
27:04I'm so sorry.
27:05The deal, which I have been working on for over two f***ing years, is now in jeopardy.
27:12Oh, f***.
27:14Now, I have to clean up your f***ing mess.
27:16Thanks, guys.
27:16Thanks, guys.
27:16Thanks, guys.
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