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Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02E02 Mutantweight Title Bout SKST DD 5 1 H 264
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00:02Previously on Tales of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
00:04my brothers don't understand me at all.
00:06I love to fight, but they just can't handle it.
00:09So I found someone who could.
00:10My trainer, Spuds. He just gets me.
00:13And then out of nowhere, Bebop and Rocksteady
00:15start tearing up the city for no reason.
00:17Finally, a chance for me to really let loose.
00:20The other guys got their butts kicked.
00:21They got mad at me for, like, no reason.
00:23So unfair.
00:24But Spuds told me how to tap into my inner awesomeness
00:27at a secret underground battle arena.
00:28Like, for real? How could this possibly go wrong?
00:48Yeah! This is amazing! Let's go!
00:52No, for real. Go again.
00:54Did anyone see...
00:56You! Dude!
00:58You guys come here too? Isn't this place awesome?
01:01Uh...
01:02Wait, don't tell me the purple dragons run this place.
01:05Angel? Hunt?
01:06This is the best day of my life!
01:08I want in. Like, right now.
01:10I can't wait another minute.
01:11Like, just saying that sentence was me wasting a minute.
01:14Come on!
01:14No, seriously, what are we waiting on?
01:21What do you mean you didn't need the mind control device?
01:25What do you mean you didn't need the mind control device?
01:25I mean, it wasn't necessary.
01:27He just wants to fight because...
01:28He likes it, I guess.
01:30Let's go!
01:30Truth!
01:31That turtle's got a weird relationship with rage.
01:34Perhaps it's a trick.
01:39Or...
01:41Perhaps not.
01:44minus fright
01:46And she's surtout worth waiting
02:00Theå¹»
02:01добав By L
02:02Eva
02:02Ex
02:04Here.
02:23so wait the dragons went legit that's right this is just a wholesome underground fighting
02:29arena that police can never know about i don't think you're super clear on what wholesome
02:33means but sure are these hot dogs free it's all on the up and up you're just not allowed to
02:38talk
02:38about it ever to anyone yeah yeah my lips are sealed i just want to body slam something
02:49yes did you see that so cool look how happy they are that was the best smile i've ever seen
02:55who are these guys most of them are regular people stuck in some desk job looking for some
03:01excitement looking to prove themselves some of them just like to fight one guy's an accountant
03:05i think yeah i i totally get that i mean not the job part but when are you getting in
03:10there big guy
03:12stop that come on hon hon bun honey you know you want in there fighting is bad what sorry can't
03:20hear you fighting is bad dragons aren't allowed to fight especially since there's money and loot and
03:26stuff involved whoa whoa whoa you're saying people will actually give me stuff to beat them up
03:32this just keeps getting better can i get another hot dog
03:38whoa whoa whoa welcome rafael to mutant battle arena
03:47kitsune last time i saw you you wanted to cut off one of my fingers and sell me to the
03:51highest bidder
03:53i was kidding no that guy with the chainsaw was gonna do it he was serious oh hey
03:59oh let's not hold grudges we are very excited that you're here
04:08fine whatever so you came up with all this yes i was in tanzania hunting an elephant when i was
04:16struck with the idea people pay money to fight animals so imagine what they would pay to fight
04:23mutants rocksteady and bebop agreed to this this is all legit of course if i was luring you into a
04:33trap
04:33rafael you'd know by now oh that's true i never get proper respect for my brains so when do i
04:40get to
04:40fight why wait
04:49i didn't earn my first billion by not seeing potential am i right this has potential streaming
04:57merch social those little pop-up things kids have on the backs of their phones you name it
05:09but before i pump cash into your operation here you've got a problem
05:16right now you're bts without the v i have literally no idea what you're talking about mr knox
05:23the turtles man the heroes of new york that's what the people want these other new town animals are fine
05:30whatever but if you want to get the views you need the turtles patience the main event is about to
05:38begin
05:41i don't even know where to begin oh i want this one and this one and this one oh get
05:47over it hun
05:47i've seen you fight you're born for it look at you i only fight to protect the other dragons yeah
05:53well
05:54if you get yourself in the ring you can protect yourself from me i just think people shouldn't fight
05:58we need better outlets i do like the costumes though come on bro you're an actual criminal i mean your
06:05your whole thing is smashing people with a brick yeah but i don't enjoy it the pig and the rhino
06:10why am i doing this because the turtle you're up
06:21wait are you hugging me
06:33you will want to watch this mr knox
06:49no way you got one
06:53this is awesome
06:59rock can you believe this why didn't you guys tell me i'm flipping out i'm so excited
07:05don't go back okay don't go back okay i want it the whole enchilada this is going to be great
07:17dude it is
07:36bring it on this is the best day of my life
07:40the best day of my life
07:45psych
07:47will you reconsider your investment now yeah yeah but you're gonna get all the turtles right
07:56bring me the collection then we'll talk
08:00you heard the man get me the rest of them
08:10raf did did you clean up in here someone organized my comics
08:15raf don't be mad but i spilled some grape juice on your white track pants
08:21they're just pants right
08:24okay who are you and why do you look like a stuntman from some 70s action movie is this one
08:30of those
08:31situations where aliens look over your body and it's using his charm to fit in before it eats
08:35all of us in our sleep therapy works guys i've shifted my energy and the universe has gifted me for
08:41that work brothers time to get in a pump stay golden
08:49yeah i'm dead therapy works like what's that supposed to mean
08:54let's go
08:56ah
08:57ah
08:58ah
08:58ah
09:00ah
09:03ah
09:24Another excellent match, Raphael.
09:27The crowds love you.
09:31Thanks.
09:32Could this wait?
09:34A token of appreciation.
09:37Keep up the good work.
09:42This is just the beginning.
09:48Whoa.
09:50Bling bling.
09:50Bling bling.
10:08Bling bling.
10:10Now I get it out of here!
10:40Where is he getting all this stuff?
10:43Dude, maybe we should all be in therapy.
10:46We'd probably benefit from some therapy.
10:48After all, we've been isolated in a sewer for 15 years.
10:50But also, there's no way Raph's going to therapy.
10:57I caught him again sneaking out last night.
11:00We need to get to the bottom of this.
11:02I know exactly what to do.
11:05This calls for a little improvisation.
11:13You're not even looking in the right direction.
11:15Are you watching those dogs again?
11:16No.
11:18Yeah.
11:22She's been in there for like an hour.
11:25Crocodiles are slow on land.
11:27Piece of junk!
11:29What?
11:30You gonna lecture me?
11:31It doesn't feel right, controlling people's minds like this.
11:34That thing in there is not a person.
11:37It's an animal.
11:38That's even worse.
11:40We got eyes on one of the turtles.
11:41The orange one.
11:42But there's a complication.
11:44So we're following him, following his brother.
11:52Oh, yeah.
11:55Anything?
11:56Yeah, he's ordering a deluxe.
11:59Just flexing all over town.
12:00Oh, credit.
12:01He's coming out.
12:07Ah!
12:08I know!
12:09Mikey, what are you...
12:11Are you following me?
12:13What?
12:14Nah.
12:15I'm here to get a slice.
12:16Then why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit?
12:19Uh, it's, uh...
12:20You know...
12:21I'm, uh...
12:22Improbbing.
12:23My prompt was a spy getting pizza.
12:25I'm a spy!
12:30Leo and Donnie, too?
12:31Aw, Mikey!
12:33What?
12:34Leo's just here for the...
12:35For the pizza.
12:36Whatever.
12:36I know for a fact Leo hates this place.
12:38Stop following me.
12:48You're on the move.
12:49Which one?
12:50They are really hard to tell apart.
12:52Hot, go!
13:03I'll take street level.
13:04Good, he's a terrible driver.
13:07You and Mikey back me up.
13:09Wait.
13:09Where'd Mikey go?
13:14Over there!
13:17Follow that car!
13:18I've waited my whole life for this.
13:20Let's ride, baby.
13:29Oh, come on.
13:30Like, you're gonna go in and not order anything.
13:33Besides, Leo's got this.
13:35He's the master sleuth.
13:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:50Ninja.
13:53You lost him, hun!
13:58Can you believe them?
14:00They don't even trust me.
14:01Sure, I'm sneaking out at night and showing up all beat up, dripping all kinds of bling,
14:05but still.
14:07Gosh.
14:07They'll never understand.
14:09You know, we found something special here, you know?
14:11You, me, even Mondo.
14:12I honestly didn't think he had it in him, but that gecko is dynamite.
14:16I think Mutant Battle Arena is honestly making me a better person, a better friend, and a better sibling.
14:22I know.
14:23You're probably thinking they're just jealous.
14:25Like, I'm happy, and now my awesomeness is just shining a light on their imperfections.
14:29You know?
14:34Thankfully, I got you, bros.
14:35You just get it.
14:36Plus, you're great listeners.
14:38Okay.
14:39Let's fight.
14:42Ah!
14:46Ah!
14:47Ah!
14:50Ah!
14:54Ha!
15:01Yes!
15:02What the actual heck?
15:05How's hard it?
15:06They're color-coded!
15:07We already have the red one. Where'd the others go?
15:10I don't know. They're ninjas, all right? Their whole thing is disappearing.
15:14You know what Kizumi's gonna do if we don't show up?
15:18Oh, hey, purple dragon people. I don't think we've met.
15:23Get him!
15:28Get up there! We can't let him get away!
15:51Well, well, well. If it isn't fighty McFightface.
15:56What is wrong with you?
15:57You ruin everything.
15:58We know about your little club.
16:00It's not a club. It's a battle arena.
16:03Run by the purple dragons.
16:05No, they've gone legit.
16:06They're gonna start streaming the battles on TV.
16:08They're getting sponsors.
16:09I could be the face of my own line of protein shakes.
16:12Really? That's awesome!
16:13But don't encourage him!
16:15You've left us no choice but to tell Dad.
16:17What the heck, man?
16:19You don't see me trying to shut down Mikey's underground improv classes
16:22or Donnie's illegal eSports team.
16:24Hey, my eSports are sanctioned by a legit governing body.
16:28And no one gets hurt at improv.
16:30People get hurt emotionally.
16:31Like, if they can't land a joke,
16:33that hurts way worse than any punch in the face.
16:35He's not wrong.
16:36One time I dropped his Killer Mark Wahlberg impression.
16:40I'll eat any kind of burger.
16:42Cause I'm cheesy going.
16:44Nothing.
16:45I didn't sleep for days.
16:47Yeah, because that impersonation was trapped.
16:49That's so bad.
16:53I'm so sorry.
16:54I couldn't help but overhear your squabbles.
16:56Is he upset about all the spying?
16:57Pete!
16:58Your timing is the worst.
17:00How much spying have you been doing?
17:02Not much.
17:03Uh, just, uh...
17:05Several days.
17:06I warned them, but...
17:07Jeepers!
17:08Is that another black eye, you young'un?
17:10They say fighting is the last resort of the weak-minded.
17:13Uh, Pete, maybe now is not the best time.
17:16I don't need this.
17:18I don't need any of you.
17:19Just like Wahlberg didn't need the funky bunch.
17:21You're all just jealous.
17:23Just like Rocksteady said.
17:24To think I offered you rides in the Turtle Tank.
17:27I'm done!
17:31I can't help but to think I escalated that.
17:34Ah, it's...
17:53Dude, you know he's gonna be so cheese we're following him again, right?
17:57It doesn't matter.
17:58He needs our help whether he admits it or not.
18:01This doesn't look so bad.
18:03Just wait till you get inside.
18:05Whoa, is that a Lambo?
18:07That's not just any Lambo.
18:08That's a Countach.
18:09There's a Bugatti?
18:11Those are Italian, right?
18:12I can do an Italian accent.
18:14And this is my Countach.
18:16Do you like my Countach?
18:18Bugatti.
18:19We got that out of our system?
18:20Can we do this now?
18:21Like, how are we gonna get in there?
18:26It's a time to go undercover.
18:35That's it?
18:36I thought you had something else for me.
18:39We do have a new mutant opponent.
18:42But not a Turtle, right?
18:44I'm going back to my Bubba's.
18:52And what is wrong with you, Leo?
18:54We're not going to fool anyone.
18:55Shh.
18:56Not with that attitude.
19:05Donnie.
19:06The dogs?
19:08Oh.
19:09My bad.
19:10Uh...
19:11One glizzy coming up.
19:14Let's move.
19:16Sweet.
19:19Oh.
19:35Bee?
19:37Rock?
19:37Hey, guys.
19:39You guys okay?
19:41It's...
19:42It's like they're zombies or something.
19:46Maybe they're doing that statue meme.
19:48You know, where you take a video and everyone acts like...
19:51We know the meme.
19:52There's clearly no one taking a video.
19:54Ah!
19:56Oh, thank God.
19:57Perfect timing.
19:58Yeah, something's off.
19:59We need your...
19:59Wait, is she beeping?
20:00Whoa!
20:01Ah!
20:03Ah!
20:04They're attacking us!
20:06Are you unhappy with the catering?
20:08We didn't make the hot dogs!
20:25Really use wrap?
20:26Right about now.
20:31We...
20:31need that rage!
20:55Turtle!
20:57Turtle!
20:57I clicked the other way!
21:08I never thought I'd say this, but you're my only family right now.
21:11You, Spuds, Bebop, rock.
21:13It's gonna make for a pretty fun Thanksgiving dinner.
21:15I don't like Thanksgiving.
21:17Turkeys are friends, not food.
21:19Hey, look, I know you don't like violence, but I also know you struggle to channel your
21:24anger at times.
21:25And sometimes you get so blinded by anger, you can't see what's going on around you,
21:32turtle.
21:33Turtle, you are so weird.
21:36Your family gave you only pain, but here, we accept you.
21:41We allow you to harness your rage for good.
21:44I want you to remember that when you go out there, we are your family.
21:50Yeah, whatever you say, lady.
22:04Yeah!
22:04Woo-hoo!
22:05Come on, baby!
22:06Let me hear it!
22:07What you gonna do?
22:07Huh?
22:07Make some noise!
22:12Who's next?
22:21Guys?
22:51Please?
22:52You
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