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Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S02E08 The Night Ninja Returns SKST DD 5 1 H 264
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00:02Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
00:05my brothers don't understand me at all,
00:07that I am destined to become a hero.
00:09They were all like, no, Leo, you're lame, dad'll get mad.
00:12And so the Night Ninja was born,
00:14a crime-fighting vigilante with a very well-hidden identity.
00:17April and my brothers figured it out immediately.
00:18So we suited up to fight crime together.
00:21Then came LaFleur, a dognapper slash weapon smuggler.
00:24But everything went bad. I mean, people got hurt.
00:27We did save a bunch of dogs.
00:28My superhero days are over. Right?
00:38Just give me a minute. Daddy's texting.
00:47Good dogs. Who's a good doggie?
01:05Good dog.
01:09What are you guys doing?
01:11Where did you get that?
01:19What the heck?
01:20Waffles? Porkchop?
01:22What are you...
01:23I...
01:23What are you...
01:23I don't know.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:32Hey, Sister Martha, I'm in the pizza business.
02:35What are you...
02:35Hey, get out of here, you rat.
02:43I mean, it's really for the best, right?
02:47Hanging up our night ninja costumes for good, it's the right decision.
02:50Why?
02:51Because you set that place on fire?
02:52Or is it because vigilantes are technically illegal?
02:55And Dad was eventually gonna find out.
02:57You all agreed to it.
02:58What?
02:59I like costumes.
03:00It wasn't my idea.
03:01I got pressured into it.
03:03That's what I tell the cops.
03:04Hey, I like beating people up.
03:05I mean, that part was pretty awesome.
03:07Raph, we talked about not enjoying violence.
03:09And that chicken is for everyone.
03:11What?
03:12I mean, they were criminals.
03:13You said I'm allowed to think it's awesome if they were criminals.
03:17We did good.
03:18We helped people.
03:20We saved some dogs from those florists, which was kind of weird really, like somehow that
03:24was our big case.
03:25But we were the heroes the city needed in their time of... of need.
03:31It'll be good to get back to our real lives.
03:33Back to being normal.
03:37Nobody's.
03:37Are you serious with this?
03:39You're a mutant turtle.
03:40You're famous.
03:41Night ninja no more.
03:42Where did you hide your costumes?
03:44The dirty laundry.
03:44The trash.
03:45Guys, you have to see this.
03:48Hey, do people ever say anything when you drag open a manhole cover in broad daylight,
03:52you know, and just climb out into the sewer?
03:54Yeah.
03:54Like, don't do that, teenager.
03:56It's incredibly dangerous.
03:58Maybe they think she dropped something down a storm drain and it's just a real go-getter.
04:02She's got moxie.
04:03Why are we still talking?
04:04Just watch.
04:05This just in.
04:06An anonymous video that appears to be a bizarre threat to the city.
04:10Oh, he's such a hack.
04:11I could do this.
04:11Wait.
04:12Warning.
04:13Some viewers may find this footage disturbing and sort of adorable.
04:20For too long, I've watched you all.
04:22Living in this festering cesspool you call a city.
04:26You and your dogs.
04:28Uh-oh.
04:30Yup.
04:30These vile animals are a menace.
04:33I've tried to show you to save you, yet you remain blind to it.
04:38And now, your so-called heroes seek to stand in my way.
04:44Uh, is he talking about who I think he's talking about?
04:48So, I will reveal the true nature of man's best friend.
04:53Waffles?
04:54Porkchop?
04:55What are you-
04:56Uh!
04:58Uh!
04:58Uh!
04:59Mad dogs!
05:00Oh, you're so cute.
05:02I can't stay mad at you.
05:03Aw, they are adorable.
05:06Unless the night ninjas turn themselves over to me, more attacks will happen with bigger dogs.
05:13My name is Scratch, and this is only the beginning.
05:18There you have it.
05:19A confusing ultimatum from the masked madman known only as Scratch.
05:26This is because of the dog napping ring!
05:28What?
05:28No, no.
05:29LeFleur was smuggling weapons.
05:31It wasn't about the dogs.
05:32So what?
05:33He's gonna make them attack their owners?
05:35How does that even work?
05:37Pheromones, probably.
05:38What?
05:39You know, dogs smell them and it makes them go crazy.
05:43Leo, are you okay?
05:44Talk to me.
05:45This is...
05:46This is...
05:48Awesome!
05:49Oh!
05:50We have an actual supervillain threatening us!
05:52Of course, that's what you take away from all this.
05:54What are we gonna do?
05:55I...
05:56I have to turn myself over to Scratch.
05:58Okay, one, that's a terrible idea.
06:00And two, how would you even do that?
06:01He didn't say where he was.
06:02And three, if you do, Dad is definitely gonna find out what we've been doing.
06:07Yeah, and as far as threats go, dogs going all Cujo isn't exactly right.
06:11The worst thing ever.
06:12Did you even read, Cujo?
06:13Wait, it's a book?
06:15Everyone who thinks we should just ignore this and pretend like none of it ever happened,
06:18raise your hand.
06:22For real, Leo.
06:23Let the police handle this guy.
06:25Yeah.
06:32Are Dad and Scumbug still fighting?
06:34Aha!
06:35So awkward.
06:37I wish they'd just make up already.
06:38He should get her flowers.
06:39Bugs like flowers.
06:41They're right.
06:41We made such a mess of things with LeFleur.
06:44We should just...
06:44We need to take Scratch down.
06:46What?
06:46That guy in the video with the dogs.
06:48I read about the attack.
06:50He's in the hospital.
06:51We can go question him.
06:52Find out what really happened.
06:54Then you and me, we'll track down Scratch and blow this whole story wide open.
06:59Are you back on the coffee?
07:01Yes.
07:01Who cares?
07:02Are you with me?
07:03Night Ninja.
07:19Don't be scared, Mr...
07:21Komode.
07:22Jake Komode.
07:24Wait, really?
07:25Really?
07:25That's...
07:26That's your name?
07:27Who are you?
07:27What's all that about?
07:29It's my costume.
07:30I mean, my superhero uniform.
07:34Your injuries.
07:34Your dogs did all that when they, you know, mauled you?
07:39This?
07:39No.
07:40I mean, they tried to bite me.
07:41They're little.
07:42This was allergy.
07:45Allergies?
07:46To what?
07:47Please.
07:48I've never had a reaction like this, though.
07:50Must have been hard, you know, growing up with that kind of name.
07:53Night Ninja.
07:54Focus.
07:55Right.
07:55Sorry.
07:56Is there anything you can tell us about the night it happened?
07:58Did you see anything strange?
08:00I don't remember.
08:02There was a guy, maybe two guys.
08:04They were wearing black trench coats.
08:06But the video's all over the internet.
08:09Mad dogs!
08:10Oh, you're so cute.
08:11I can't stay mad at you.
08:12Oh, they are pretty cute.
08:14I like the one with his tongue all out.
08:16Looks kind of the...
08:16Oh!
08:17Leo!
08:17Look!
08:21That must be the guy Komode saw.
08:23Look at the van!
08:24The flower society?
08:26The flower society?
08:27Le Fleur?
08:27It's all connected!
08:45Oh, you must be the black box.
08:46I love you, man.
08:49Oh, you're so cute.
08:58I might be the king.
08:58I'm so cute.
08:58Oh, wow!
09:33what the actual heck i don't understand why she's not in jail we left the police a message about her
09:39to be fair it was kind of a crazy message we accused a group of florists of burning down a
09:44dog hotel with a laser what's she doing now just standing there we spent all night searching
09:50greenhouses trying to find this lady now she's just wait who is that well that's him it's the
09:56guy from the komode video you gotta let that guy's name go it's it's getting old even for me just
10:01say
10:01the video hey little doggies we can do this the easy way what the heck are you supposed to be
10:26night ninja wait you know who i am cool so are you some kind of bug like a grasshopper or
11:01who are you why are you doing this and what do you have against
11:13uh are you uh are you biting me is this your skin because usually there's blood
11:29leo are you okay oh no what is that
11:37he's running away no wait he's jumping i think he's a mutant grasshopper maybe a mutant vampire
11:46cricket man i really need a night ninja mobile or a ninja cycle no a night cycle yeah are we
11:55done
11:55because he's gone like long gone uh none of this makes any sense florists with lasers mutant bugs
12:03attacking dogs i mean why would scratch go to all this trouble for what when you say it out loud
12:09like
12:09that obviously it sounds dumb what does any of it have to do with us oh boy what this message
12:18is
12:18directed to my lifelong arch enemies the night ninjas i warned you i gave you a chance to turn
12:25yourselves over to me and no one would be hurt arch enemies dude he just calls us arch enemies we
12:31get
12:31it just settle down but now all the pain that's about to come down on this city it's on your
12:38heads
12:39just let the police handle it leo someone said that i can't quite remember who he's got some kind of
12:44mutant flea working for him donnie yeah but you didn't know that when i said that we stop okay just
12:50listen there's something super weird about all of this you want to play games with me then let us play
12:56a game oh heck yeah he's about to go full rindler on us everyone step back i am amazing at
13:04puzzles
13:04this better not be dog related now the object of my wrath will be either the dog robot yo dog
13:12kennel
13:12or the wiggly butt pet store huh knew it but which one stop me if you can night ninjas
13:23whoa that that's not even a riddle he just told us where we had to go i'm starting to think
13:29scratch
13:29isn't very good at this this is it you have to warn people before you do that we'll split up
13:35three teams
13:35me and april obviously we'll take the doggerman mikey and donnie take the kettle rap nope not happening
13:41somebody switch at me i'm not taking the butt story you guys are the worst
14:00yeah organic is really just a marketing thing it's all made of the same
14:14oh who's been a good boy who wants a treat
14:17oh you're gonna smell so good
14:29leo the door was right there yeah no i'm pretty sure there's not a mutant vampire flea here
14:35no i won't look again what yeah yeah we went through the window
14:41maybe we should get a dog yeah i asked him and he said no he hasn't seen a mutant vampire
14:47what more do
14:47you want okay this whole thing is a wild goose chase yeah we also owe these guys a new window
14:55nothing at either place i don't understand there's something we're not seeing like why why would he
15:01tell us it was one of three places if it wasn't any of them because he wanted us far away
15:06from the real
15:07oh no
15:14yup
15:15yup
15:17yup
15:19yup
15:19yup
15:23yup
15:27yup
15:30yup
15:32yup
15:32yup
15:39Oh, my God.
16:10We'll start.
16:12Oh, I knew I should have charged this thing up.
16:15The arena's all the way on the other side of town.
16:17What are we going to do?
16:20The night cycle.
16:23Sir, I need to borrow your incredibly cool cycle.
16:25It's an emergency.
16:27Yeah, no.
16:28You have any idea how much this thing costs?
16:30Oh, come on!
16:31And people are in danger.
16:33And I care because why?
16:34Dogs, too!
16:35Wait, did you say dogs were in danger?
16:41Okay, I know it's kind of against the point,
16:44but maybe you could slow down?
16:57No, don't do it.
16:58Go around.
16:59Go around!
17:00No time!
17:06Cool.
17:12Donnie just texted.
17:13They're on their way.
17:14Maybe we should wait?
17:16We can't.
17:17Scratch's fleece could be setting off a massive stink pod right now,
17:20turning thousands of dogs into mauling machines.
17:22I still don't see what he gets out of all this.
17:24Yeah, he doesn't like dogs, sure,
17:26but it doesn't totally make sense that he...
17:28Well, we gotta stop them either way.
17:30Let's get in...
17:36Okay, we are never going to find them in there.
17:40How did you do that?
17:41They've got the thing.
17:42They're gonna do the thing with the thing.
17:44I just don't know what to call it.
17:46Like, is it like a stink balloon?
17:47Stink pop-its?
17:49Well, whatever it is, we have to stop it.
17:51I'll distract the fleas,
17:52you disable the stink thing, okay?
17:55There's four of them, and only one of you.
17:58That's what a hero does.
18:00And hopefully my brothers get here really quick.
18:06Just honk.
18:07Only an idiot honks in a...
18:10What?
18:10Come on!
18:20Are we sure the Night Ninjas aren't going to show up?
18:23Doesn't matter.
18:25Scratch has everything planned out.
18:28We still get to eat the dogs when it's done, right?
18:31He promised us.
18:33I can promise you...
18:36Vengeance!
18:38That doesn't make any sense.
18:40If you're promising us vengeance,
18:42that means we'll get vengeance.
18:44Like, on our enemies,
18:46you're actually helping us in this scenario.
18:49That's...
18:49That's not...
18:51Forget about the vengeance stuff.
18:52I'm here to stop you.
18:54And if you want to stop me from stopping you,
18:57you'll have to catch me.
18:58Okay.
19:00Dusty, Boomer, Frankie.
19:02Bleed him dry.
19:03I've got business with the boss.
19:10How to disable stink explosive tutorial.
19:29Huh?
19:48Oh, boy.
19:50Oh, boy.
20:07Get off!
20:08Stop biting me!
20:21It's over, Night Ninja.
20:24Why is Scratch doing this?
20:26Why does he ate dogs so much?
20:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:29Do you seriously not know?
20:31Know what?
20:32All of this,
20:34it's just a game.
20:36We thought you were playing along.
20:39It was never about dogs.
20:42What does a cat hate
20:44more than dogs?
20:47I have no idea what you're talking about.
20:50You want to know what I do know?
20:52My team finally showed up.
20:56Yeah, sorry.
20:57New York traffic.
21:11I can't believe you started without us.
21:13Night Ninja.
21:15Yeah, you can't hog all the awesomeness like that.
21:18We're a team, right?
21:21We can finish it together.
21:24Let's see how you like a fair fight, please.
21:27Yeah, maybe later.
21:29Did they really just run away?
21:31Huh, I thought Vampire Mutant Fleece
21:32would be a lot cooler.
21:33Guys, thank you.
21:35You saved my...
21:36Oh, April!
21:37Wait, she's trying to disable the stink pod.
21:38We have to...
21:39Oh, all good.
21:40I'm fine.
21:40Wait, you actually knew how to disable it?
21:43I crowdsourced a problem.
21:45Yeah, turns out it had an off switch.
21:46We did it!
21:47We saved the day.
21:49Heck yeah!
21:50Something's seriously wrong here.
21:52It's almost like they didn't even care about this.
21:55What does a cat hate more than dogs?
21:58Ooh, water!
21:59A rat.
22:00He's not after dogs.
22:02He's not even after us!
22:07Scratch is going after Dad.
22:13That's the cat.
22:15That's the cat.
22:28All I've seen in the ring was because it's the cat.
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