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02:27كنت تشاهدتاً، كما تشاهدتين؟
02:28تعريباً. ما تفعل؟
02:29فالآحك hygiene
02:31لا تفعله...
02:33صدعني
02:34لا تعمل أنت تشاهدتك
02:39أصبح ابقائي
02:40لذلك الأمر
02:41وأنا ايضاً فعله
02:42أمر مفترة
02:43أجدو من التفاستن
02:45إنه الولي موسيقى
02:49يسمى رمضان
02:52وهذا يجب أن يتبعه و يتبعه
02:55في المدينة
02:55فإذا كنت أعطي قد أعطي قد أعطي
02:57لقد قد أعطيك تبعه
02:59لقد قد أعطيك
03:00لقد قد أعطيك
03:03لقد قد أعطيك
03:05شكرا جزيلا
03:05شكرا جزيلا
03:09نحن نحن نحن نحن
04:36شكرا
04:47شكرا
05:17شكرا
05:18شكرا
07:06ما قلتها في السلوم؟
07:08تنسي لها سلوم دوغ
07:13شكراً لأنها ممتعاً لدفعاً لدفعاً
07:17وضعه هذا شكراً جميلة
07:19الذي أشتغل مجتمعه
07:20وخمي ومجتمعه
07:21ومجتمعه فيها
07:22حمالي
07:23إنه ليس لدفع تيل
07:27ما؟
07:28إنه ليس لدفع تيل
07:30إنه عظي يالك
07:32ديه إصلاف، مدد، جيدًا، نعم، نعم، مجموز، نعم.
07:37أهلا، شاعة جهان لاتفر.
07:39هل أنتم مركزين؟
07:40شاعة جهان؟
07:42شاعة، شاعة بأس.
07:44شاعة لاتفر، شاعة.
07:46شاعة، بأس من أنه.
07:50اصلاح بسرعة.
07:51لا مشكلة، صاح.
07:56السلام عليكم، صاحب لاتفر.
07:58I hope you are enjoying your mobile experience and that the temperature is of enjoyment for you.
08:04I asked for an asylum ride on the app, so…
08:07Sir, just one thing. Where are you from?
08:09Because you are looking like the packy but you are talking like the honky-tonky, right?
08:13You seem like a jihad, but it's like a sphincter.
08:17Sphincter?!
08:17Oh, that's a boss.
08:18You like sphincter.
08:19You just came to me like that.
08:20Sphincter?!
08:20Thanks for picking me up, bro.
08:22Come on, man.
08:22I appreciate it.
08:23Watch my pulse, please.
08:24You arse on my shoulder.
08:25I fucking love it.
08:26Hey, listen, did you bring the watch, yeah?
08:28Yeah, I couldn't find it.
08:29You couldn't find it or you didn't look?
08:31I didn't look.
08:31I'll be busy, okay?
08:32What do you always say?
08:33Bro, you're a dickhead.
08:36What the fuck is this doing here?
08:38I was going to tell you, innit?
08:39Basically, I need that for my cars, bro.
08:41And there's no brown dolls for saying that.
08:43It's weird.
08:43It's not a doll, bro.
08:44It's a limited edition collectible action figure of me from my film.
08:48You've got to ask me before you use my likeness.
08:50You need to chew your tits.
08:51First of all, this don't even look like you.
08:53And second of all, you've got a hundred of these mini dildos lying around in the garage.
08:56It's not a dildo.
08:57You look like a dildo to me.
08:58And I need them for my fleet anyway.
08:59Fleet?
09:00Alright.
09:01Well, you and six guys, yeah?
09:02It's 26, actually.
09:04Fuck off.
09:05Yes.
09:05Things have been going very well.
09:07Got some serious investors interested.
09:09Hmm.
09:10Hmm.
09:11What?
09:12Say, mashallah.
09:13Oh, mashallah.
09:14Bro, if you're going to say it, say it properly, mashallah.
09:16There you go.
09:16Right.
09:17Investors know that nobody needs a Muslim Uber, bro.
09:20Uber in London's already Muslim.
09:22Right?
09:22Every next driver's named Abdi.
09:24Listen to me.
09:25We drive that thing, but we need to own our thing.
09:27And I want us to own this thing.
09:28Okay.
09:29Yeah?
09:29And if you're strapped for Pesa right now, I'll take you on as a driver.
09:33I don't mind.
09:34Don't need any money from you, bro.
09:35Is it?
09:35Yeah, I got stuff cooking.
09:36There's no why I heard.
09:37I got stuff cooking.
09:38What you got cooking?
09:39I can't tell you.
09:39Huh?
09:40It's top secret.
09:41I signed an NDA.
09:41You ain't signed no NDA.
09:43I did.
09:43Non-disclosure agreement.
09:45I signed it.
09:45I understand what that means, but you ain't signed.
09:47Now, you ain't got shit going on.
09:47Bro, you missed the timing for mine.
09:49Yeah, we didn't actually, because we're going to Mummy and Barbas.
09:51What?
09:51Yes.
09:52No.
09:53What do you mean, no?
09:53I mean, no.
09:55Yes, we are, bro.
09:56Okay?
09:56You have not checked in on your mum in time.
09:58She's going to be gassed to see you.
09:59Bro, I'm not in a mood.
10:01Yeah?
10:01Can you turn it around?
10:01I don't care if you're in a mood or not.
10:03If you're getting free rides, you're going to make the stops.
10:07NDA.
10:24Come.
10:25Yeah, I'll come in a minute.
10:28There's some time being here is enough, you know.
10:30Come.
10:31One minute.
10:32I'm coming.
10:38What's up?
10:39I'll take it tomorrow.
10:41Okay?
10:41I'm going to get a personal shopper with Harrods.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Okay.
10:46I need my silver rally set tomorrow.
10:48No, no.
10:48Silver rally set?
10:49No, no.
10:49Thank you.
10:50But it will look good, right?
10:51Yes, yes.
10:52You're old.
10:53You're old, right?
10:53Come on, auntie.
10:56Look at you.
10:58All grown up.
10:58Huh?
10:59He's such a strong boy.
11:01Masha Allah.
11:02It's been late.
11:02No, it's been late.
11:03Bye, auntie.
11:04Bye, auntie.
11:05Look who's here.
11:06Look who's here.
11:07Who knows?
11:08Honey, son.
11:09Come here.
11:10Come here.
11:11No, no.
11:11No, no.
11:11No, no.
11:12No, no.
11:12You'll die.
11:13Two months, bro.
11:16Yes.
11:16A couple weeks?
11:17I can't.
11:18I'm dying for this job.
11:20Like audition thing.
11:26No, no.
11:27You should fast all year.
11:28You know what's going on here?
11:30Naila, my mind has gone so many days.
11:32He bought a car in Dubai.
11:35He bought a car.
11:36He bought a house.
11:36I bought a botox.
11:38I thought it was Michael Jackson when I came in the house.
11:43No, I didn't think so.
11:44Don't worry about it.
11:46Come on, teacher.
11:48Google Alerts.
11:49I've seen something in Google Alerts.
11:50Right?
11:52Yeah.
11:52There's stuff going on.
11:53I just don't want to talk about it.
11:56Don't talk about it, okay?
11:58Just tell me.
11:59What?
12:01Well, I am...
12:05Just do a prayer.
12:06Just pray.
12:07Do a prayer for you.
12:07I pray for you all the time.
12:10Do a prayer.
12:11Okay.
12:12Just do a prayer.
12:12Baba, have you seen a brown leather case about this big?
12:15It's got my name written on it in gold.
12:17Where are you from?
12:18I don't see TV.
12:19I don't look at it.
12:20Yeah, I've got some stuff cooking.
12:21It takes time to make a film.
12:22Yeah.
12:23But you don't have time.
12:24You don't have time.
12:25When you take a pop of women...
12:27That was one scene in one film.
12:28You've been pervert on this newsreader all day.
12:30Don't come out.
12:33Baba, why aren't you showing up to these doctor's appointments, huh?
12:36They're expensive.
12:37I've booked them for you so we can find out what's wrong.
12:39If you give them all the money, we'll take them all the time.
12:43Hey, cousin.
12:44Oh, shit.
12:45What are you saying?
12:46No, man.
12:46You're a bless.
12:48What's this?
12:48What's what?
12:49You're forgetting to take out your tags.
12:50Oh.
12:51Bro!
12:52Is that you, yeah?
12:54Give me that.
12:54Baba, see how your boy's spending?
12:56Give me that.
12:57Why are you at home?
12:59Quit my job, man.
13:00Manager was a dickhead.
13:01Hey, don't say anything.
13:02Rafiq bhai is a very nice man.
13:04He was a weirdo.
13:04If you need work experience, I could sort you from Felicia.
13:07I told you.
13:07No, no, no.
13:07Listen.
13:08If you really want to help me, take me to Taser's show tonight.
13:11Is he playing tonight?
13:12Yeah, why?
13:14I told you you can't work for me.
13:15Brother, I already sent you my counter offer.
13:1750% of my business.
13:19Yes, but do you believe in gender equality or nah?
13:21No, not really.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:27Shabai, are you going to be the next James Bond?
13:30What?
13:32Eh?
13:33What's that?
13:33Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:34It might be cut.
13:34It might be cut.
13:35Can I believe that?
13:36Oh, shit.
13:37No, no, no, no.
13:37It's legit.
13:38What the fuck?
13:39Oh, my God.
13:39This is crazy.
13:41This is crazy.
13:43Wait, wait, wait.
13:44Chill, man.
13:45Check the website.
13:45It's BBC we can't trust you.
13:47Greg Daniel.
13:48Why didn't you tell me?
13:50It's just an audition.
13:51This is my impression this whole time.
13:53Super James Bond, my brother.
13:54Listen.
13:55It's an audition.
13:55It's a photo from today's audition.
13:56That's all.
13:57What's wrong, brother?
13:58James Bond is white.
14:00Stop.
14:01Stop.
14:01Stop.
14:03Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:05Stop.
14:06Stop.
14:06Stop.
14:07Stop.
14:07Stop.
14:08Stop.
14:12Stop.
14:15Stop.
14:16Stop.
14:26Stop.
14:42Stop.
14:44Stop.
14:44Hey, I haven't forgotten to.
14:45Does it have some time?
14:48Come on.
14:50Oh, look.
14:51Look at me.
14:52I'm proud of you.
14:54Yeah?
14:55Fucking James Bond, my guy.
14:57Come on.
14:58Let's see what happens.
14:58بطريقة إن شاء الله، لكنهم لا يعرفون بها؟
15:01ما تجبه؟
15:02هل سوف يسعني لكي تحديدك؟
15:04جميلة مجموعة، كما جميلة؟
15:10أقول لكي...
15:15فلسفة
15:16إيه، فليسيا، هل تريد أن تجلعني؟
15:17أريد أن تجلعني إذا كانت تجلعني
15:19أو تجلعني، أو تجلعني؟
15:22شكرا
18:55إذا كان لحظنا يا الفيديو كل مستحق هذا
18:58لا يمكنك إنتهاء الآن
19:00هذا يريد التالج من ذلق نشيء
19:02workا بالنسبة لي
19:04اديك شكراً، هيا بها
19:07لحصول casi النار
19:07هذا المولى لا يمكننا الشباب
19:11نعرف بلي Liu
19:12ما هذا المائكم
19:13شكراً، ليس أنا اشترك
19:15أصبحت حسنًا
19:16شكراً، مجرد
19:16إنما لا يصبع النشاعة
19:18أصبحت عن شكراً
19:20أصبحت على شكراً
19:21طبعاً بشكل مدينة
19:21أعتقد بعضها
19:22جلسيك إذا أردت تلك المنزل لك بالنسبة، أنتهي تبعب المعرفة إلى هنا، لقد أعبتك في المنزل لها
19:29كأنه مغربة لله كانت فانياً
19:33فالأطلاق過去، فكرة؟
19:34وأعبتك، فكرة، عيدة لله، وفهمت نكام هنا معنا، فلتحيني محشل
19:39ولكنت وأنا في الحالة، فلتحيني يجب أن تكون
19:42عمره، لك التذكر
19:42لا لا تعرف محشل
19:46رجل، رجل
19:48وقمت بغضب بغضين، بالأمر، لذلك
19:50أنا أعتقد أنه قد يمكنني أن أصدقاء الناس
19:53كذلك في الوصول
19:55سأعطيك على المساعدة
19:56حسنا
19:57هناك الكثير من الناس في الناس
20:00فقط لا تقلق لها
20:02فقط لا تقلق لها
20:02هل تستطيع الناس؟
23:00شار Latif
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