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Crookhaven S01E01 (2026)
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00:05So here's the first thing you should know about me, I never stole from just anyone, I had rules, rule
00:12number one, they had to be rich, like, they could spare a few quid, rule number two, they had to
00:19be alone, no witnesses, oh, definitely no one with kids.
00:26Normally, I wouldn't have picked an old man, to be honest, but what can I say, we were hungry, and
00:32he was the perfect mark, posh, alone, distracted.
00:41Oh, sorry, sir, should look where I'm going, let me help you.
00:45I think not.
00:47My bad.
00:51It was too easy.
00:58I guess I should have known.
01:01Look, I know coppers have a dodgy rep these days, but they seem like one of the good ones.
01:06So I was thinking we could just all call this an honest mistake?
01:10I'm arresting you for theft, you do not have to say it.
01:12Wait, there's actually one tiny little thing that I would like to say.
01:21Wait!
01:22Wait!
01:23Get back here!
01:26Wait!
01:27Get back here!
01:30Stop right there!
01:31Yeah!
01:51Stop right there!
01:56Oh my God!
02:12I can't believe you won 40 this time, honestly.
02:15You and Scratchguards, what's your secret?
02:17Guess I was just born lucky.
02:22Someday soon, we're going to eat like this every night.
02:25Not every night. Look at me here.
02:26Why am I going to live in a caravan by the sea?
02:29You're going to have to clean for those stupid mercies.
02:33I'm going to give you the life you deserve.
02:36I swear.
02:40What are you up to?
02:42It's us against the world, right, Grandma?
02:45Always.
02:50What is it, Ollie?
02:51My coin. My lucky coin.
03:17We can retrace our stout.
03:22No, I'll turn it.
03:44Where am I?
04:07Look around, bro.
04:08Literally nothing here.
04:10Just like...
04:11Woods.
04:11Well, don't blame me.
04:13They said get off with Warhawk.
04:15Look, this is more hard.
04:17Like, nice job, bro. Now we're stranded in an actual wasteland.
04:20Well, given the tactical choice between this and police custody, I just thought...
04:24What?
04:28Who are you?
04:29Could ask you the exact same question.
04:33Where are you going? We're in the middle of a conversation here.
04:36Rude.
04:41Just out of interest, you weren't told to, like, board a train by, say, a cryptic message on your computer.
04:47Word to the wise.
04:48When you got that message, you weren't hypothetically maybe engaged in something ethically challenging.
04:54What if I was?
04:56Look, man, it sounds like we're both brung here by the same evil genius.
05:00So don't it kind of make sense to share what we know?
05:02Well, all I know is, whoever this is, I need to take back what they stole.
05:07Didn't stole nothing from us.
05:08And do whatever it takes to stop them grassing me up.
05:11Otherwise, my life is basically over.
05:36This was a bad idea.
05:38A bunch of kids walk through the woods.
05:41That's literally the plot of every horror movie ever made.
05:44Hey, mystery man.
05:46How do you even know you're going the right way?
05:48He doesn't.
05:48He's about 45 degrees off course.
05:50Look, I saw a glitch from the GPS.
05:53It's like the whole area just deleted from the map.
05:57That's where we're heading, no?
05:59You're hackers.
06:00What makes you say that?
06:02Jigs up, bro.
06:03Mazzle fest.
06:05There you go.
06:05We are actually the brothers' crim.
06:07Amade?
06:08Zede.
06:10The brothers' crim?
06:13B-hacking legends?
06:14No?
06:17And you are?
06:19The signal's just gone.
06:21Someone blocked it.
06:22Look, the screen's just died.
06:33This whole thing's a trap.
06:34That phone is not going to be the only thing that's there to you.
06:37We're lost.
06:39In the middle of a wood.
06:40No way of calling for help.
06:41No one even knows we're here.
06:44Except...
06:44Them.
06:47Whoever them even is.
07:00It's a maze.
07:01This whole wood's a maze.
07:03Yeah, right.
07:04Toast a maze.
07:05It's not a trap.
07:08It's a test.
07:10Come on.
07:11I know where to go.
07:12Let's go.
07:24Woo!
07:25Level one complete.
07:27Power up.
07:28Sorry, how exactly did you do that?
07:31I'm lucky.
07:31Yes.
07:38Where place to put a statue?
07:41Ezekiel Locket.
07:421781 to 1857.
07:45What's up with Ezekiel?
07:48We have help here?
08:03Wanna hear a joke?
08:04How many kids does it take to open a door?
08:07One to pick the lock.
08:08And the other three to stand around like morons.
08:11You will not brought us here.
08:13Clearly not, dude.
08:14I'm in the same kayak as you.
08:15Word to the wise.
08:21Followed your sense of station.
08:2412.3 miles.
08:26We were being followed.
08:27Knew it.
08:29Why not show your face till now?
08:30I assumed this was a trap.
08:32And you would all die horribly.
08:39Nope.
08:41It's a decoy.
08:43Where lock must be hidden.
08:52Metal gun.
08:54Why is he pointing at the wall?
08:55Not as dumb as you look.
09:03Oh, duh.
09:04Totally different colour.
09:10Watch and learn, suckers.
09:35Hey!
09:36I'm awake!
09:36I'm awake!
09:37I'm awake!
09:38I'm o...
09:38Oh!
09:40Head rush.
09:43Hang on.
09:45Four years.
09:47Together already?
09:48I wasn't expecting you for hours.
09:50Right then.
09:51Give me a hand, would you?
09:53Yeah, right.
09:53We'll just get on some random boat.
09:55Weird looking stranger.
09:58Maybe start with who you are.
09:59And why we're here.
10:01First one's easy.
10:03I'm Mickey.
10:04But I'm not at liberty to tell you the rest.
10:07Just supposed to ferry folk to the island.
10:10What's on the island?
10:12Your future.
10:19But where we were going wasn't just our future.
10:24We were heading for a whole new world.
10:27A million miles from the one we knew.
10:30A world I'd never have believed even existed.
10:35Until I saw it with my own two eyes.
10:41Welcome to Crookhaven!
10:51Welcome to Crookhaven!
10:55Right, you lot can't be surrender all electric devices.
10:58Be like cutting my arm off.
11:00Really? That can be arranged some.
11:06Give me eight.
11:07Dude, it's a camera.
11:10I'm not gonna make any calls on it.
11:12Right, look lively.
11:13Come along, keep it moving.
11:15Let's go!
11:16Let's go!
11:17Let's go!
11:18Let's go!
11:28Let's go!
11:34Let's go!
11:37Let's go!
11:39Let's go!
11:42Let's go!
11:57Let's go!
12:00Get this on charge.
12:01Yes, sir.
12:01Let the gaffer know we have all four of these guests.
12:04We'll have to stay.
12:04We'll have to stay.
12:06We'll have to stay.
12:06We'll be...
12:11Let's go!
12:12I don't understand about catching flies.
12:14Come on.
12:15In your trot.
12:32We're just crawled in.
12:35Merit?
12:35Gotta be.
12:36They reek of it.
12:38We should make him feel at home.
12:47The motive governs the meat.
12:50Yeah, that's our credo.
12:52Sorry, this must all seem very confusing.
12:54Overwhelming.
12:56But come.
12:57We'll explain everything.
13:00So this is a school.
13:02Crookhaven's not just a school.
13:04It's the world's oldest academy for crooks.
13:06And the most exclusive.
13:08In theory.
13:10All crooklings must register within five minutes
13:12or we'll assume you're a hostile interlabel.
13:14How does this make sense?
13:16I mean, they get us here by threatening to grasp us to the cops.
13:19And now they want to teach us to be criminals.
13:20Not criminals.
13:23Crooks.
13:24That's the whole point.
13:25We only use our skills to do right.
13:27How do I put this in a way that even a merit can understand?
13:30Criminals.
13:30Baddies.
13:31Us.
13:32Goodies.
13:33What's a merit?
13:35Thank you, Edgar.
13:38We'll take it from here.
13:39My pleasure, Whisper.
13:40And Miss Jericho.
13:42Always happy to help.
13:43See you later.
13:43All deception classes are cancelled.
13:46With me?
13:46All are they?
13:47This way!
13:48Hold on.
13:49Wait a sec.
13:50What do you call Whisper?
13:51Like, Whisper Whisper?
13:52We got hacked by a Whisper.
13:54Ain't no other.
13:56For my sins, I teach cyber intrusion.
13:59I teach infiltration.
14:01Sorry, just to be clear.
14:02So, you use your skills to do right.
14:05Does that mean you work for, like, the government?
14:07It's a complex symbiosis.
14:10Officially, we don't exist.
14:12Unofficially, we've been vital to global security for almost 200 years.
14:19Come!
14:22No!
14:24And we just entered the fifth dimension.
14:26From twins to octopless, bro.
14:28All like Quintinium nerds.
14:29Bad enough seeing you guys in one mirror.
14:31This is my own personal help.
14:34What is this?
14:35We call it the Specularium.
14:39It's a shortcut and an escape route and a vital training course to hone your spatial orientation.
14:50An elite crook needs all six senses to be on point.
14:54Why do you need an escape route?
14:55Why wouldn't we?
14:56I still don't get why we're here.
14:58Why us?
14:59The crooked complex keeps constant lookout for fresh blood.
15:05The four of you were handpicked out of thousands for your skills.
15:10Crucially, you guys only ever steal for the right reasons.
15:16This way!
15:17Time to meet the big guy.
15:25My apologies.
15:27I had hoped to welcome you in person, but you completed your tasks far sooner than expected.
15:33Caspian Lockett, your new headmaster, and of course I know fine well who you are.
15:37Ade and Ede Okoro, Gia Wu, and Gabriel Avery.
15:44May I introduce Mr. Karp, our head of deception?
15:53It was you.
15:54A posh bloke.
15:58And you, you weren't even a copper.
16:00That was quite the getaway.
16:01The past 24 hours has been a test.
16:04Happily, you passed.
16:07Here, you all are.
16:10Whisper and Miss Jericho to the armory, please.
16:13You let me think I was going to jail.
16:15That was the idea.
16:16Yeah, you stole from me.
16:17You stole from me, sir.
16:20You set all that up?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Disguise the fake cop.
16:25For me, we'd have done whatever it took.
16:28Just one thing, Mr. Lockett, sir.
16:30We sincerely appreciate the offer, but our parents aren't exactly going to be down with
16:34the idea of us coming to a school for...
16:36crims.
16:36Oh, crims, gentlemen.
16:38Crooks.
16:39Naturally, you will stay undercover for the rest of your lives.
16:42You can't ask us to do that.
16:44For them to learn the truth could be lethal.
16:47We have some very dangerous enemies.
16:55You're concerned about your grandmother.
16:58Don't be.
16:59We've spoken.
17:00You've done what?
17:00Same goes for all of you.
17:02What did you tell her?
17:03As far as they're concerned, you're sitting an exam for St. Jude's Academy right now.
17:07Should you accept, you'll tell them you've been offered a full scholarship starting at
17:10once.
17:11Take tonight.
17:14Consider carefully.
17:23I don't need time to consider.
17:25There's no way I could leave my grandma.
17:27That's not going to happen.
17:30I'll just take my coin and go.
17:33Thanks all the same.
17:35You disappoint me, Mr. Avery.
17:37But I'm afraid you can't leave now.
17:40The woods are far from safe after dark.
17:42First thing tomorrow, unless you change your mind.
17:45Yeah, I won't.
17:48I can't.
17:50Sir.
17:57Reminder to students in the mess, please recycle all packaging from a turned-stolen cutlery
18:03to the kitchen.
18:04Silverware is not for skulldugging practice.
18:09I know that look.
18:11I was you once.
18:12But trust me, it's mad how soon it feels like home.
18:16Thanks, but I have a home.
18:20That's Penelope.
18:22The ultimate legacy.
18:24Legacy?
18:25Yeah, you and I, amigo, are merits.
18:27We're here for one reason and one reason only.
18:29Because we're fire.
18:31Keep telling yourself that, Leon.
18:33But most crooks like Isabella here are legacies.
18:37Our parents or our grandparents were here.
18:39Some of us go back generations.
18:41Seven.
18:42In my case.
18:44We met earlier.
18:46Edgar Dillacum.
18:47This is...
18:48Dorian.
18:49MacArthur.
18:50Only third gen.
18:52And, uh, you are?
18:54Gabriel Avery.
18:56A merit.
18:57Good for you.
18:58Look forward to seeing what you can do in class.
19:00Well, I hate to disappoint you, Edgar.
19:02But I won't be sticking around.
19:04Sorry, but you've been offered a place at Crookhaven.
19:07And you're going to turn it down so you can...
19:09What?
19:10Go back to shoplifting?
19:11Stealing bikes?
19:14That's a good one.
19:15All right, Dorian.
19:16It wasn't a joke.
19:18Thanks.
19:20Now I met you.
19:21And now I've made the right decision.
19:32So you don't just walk straight in.
19:35Hand it to them on a stolen platter.
19:37Big bunch of napole babies.
19:38That's fundamentally inequitable.
19:40Bro, we're still a part of this.
19:42We get to study cyber intrusion and deception and scorduggery.
19:46And at the end of it, we get to be a part of a secret network that's going to make
19:49us rich.
19:49You mean, help defeat criminals and restore justice?
19:52Yeah, that's in most.
19:54None of you guys bothered by the whole lying to your families forever thing?
19:57Your grandma under your steel?
19:59Yeah, you're joking.
20:00So what's the difference?
20:02That's a little why I lie in this.
20:06I mean, this would be a whole secret life.
20:12You know where I'm taking top one?
20:15You know where I hate your house?
20:16Not like I do.
20:17Which one of us fainted on the Eiffel Tower, bro?
20:19Only because you haven't eaten in like an hour.
20:21That doesn't count.
20:23Gabriel, it's not all this for you.
20:27Fine.
20:29As it sells.
20:32Sir.
20:35Lockie stole it again.
20:36What is it?
20:37My coin.
20:38Why am I the only one who keeps robbing?
20:40Hold the phone.
20:42You're saying the thing you came all this way for, risked your life for, was a coin?
20:51Not just any coin.
20:53Okay.
20:54Not just any coin.
21:10But what is it?
21:10You're saying I need to get rid of them.
21:16Not just any coin fraud.
21:16And unusual coin fraud.
21:34Why are you spying on me, Avery?
21:36I wasn't spying, I was looking for...
21:38Who?
21:39Locket.
21:43Why?
21:47Because he's a thieving con-eye.
21:49Show some respect, that's your headmaster.
21:51No, actually, because I'm not staying.
21:54So, to me, he's just some stuck-up guy in an itchy suit,
21:57who likes playing mind games with kids.
22:00It's pretty messed up, when you think about it.
22:02You're talking about the greatest crook of his generation.
22:06Big whoop. Happy for him.
22:08Do you have any idea how lucky you are to be here?
22:12And you're just gonna throw it away?
22:16It's so ungrateful.
22:19So ignorant.
22:21What they even see in you.
22:24Not bad, to be fair.
22:30But there's something off.
22:32I just can't quite put my...
22:33Thanks, but I need a critique from someone like you.
22:39Word of warning, don't go marching up to locket office.
22:42Won't end well for you.
22:44Thanks, but...
22:45I don't need advice from someone like you.
22:54It's the eyes that are greener than that one.
22:58More you are hurting me.
23:01I'll go if you're missing.
23:08How long do you want to be here?
23:11You're here?
23:12No, he's there!
23:12Oh, you're here.
23:12So long, we'll get away from someone like you.
23:13Joe, how long did you make me?
23:13Oh, he'll get away from somebody like you!
23:15Oh, yeah!
23:16You're here!
23:16Oh, my God.
23:27Let's get back to you.
23:28So, all of us, we're playing.
23:31Evening, Mr. Avery.
23:37What do you want with me?
23:39The first time was to get you here, the second time to keep you here.
23:43I already told you, I can't.
23:45How is stealing my coin going to change it?
23:47By showing how much you have to learn.
23:52I don't know when I need to.
23:53You're a blunt instrument.
23:54You didn't pause to consider why I had taken your coin,
23:57or the smartest way to retrieve it.
23:58You just went stomping blindly through the school like a man possessed,
24:01telegraphing your weakness.
24:03What weakness?
24:04You see everyone as a threat.
24:08You're a dodgy, posh bloke.
24:10He likes blackmailing kids.
24:12You are a threat.
24:16Coin, please, sir.
24:19I'm not here to threaten you, Gabriel.
24:21I'm here to save you.
24:24Save me from what?
24:26I can't bear to see talent go to waste.
24:29It would be a tragedy for you to spend the rest of your life as a petty criminal.
24:33When I could come here and be a professional criminal.
24:36I'm not a criminal, Avery.
24:38A crook.
24:38They steal, we restore.
24:39They destroy, we repair.
24:41We'll give you the skills to beat criminals at their own game.
24:44Right now, you're good.
24:45With our help, you could be great.
24:48Or you could go back to being a nobody.
24:52You don't know what my life is.
24:53On the contrary, I know everything about you,
24:56right down to how much vinegar you like on your chips.
24:59Far too much, in my opinion.
25:01I know you have a deep sense of right and wrong,
25:03and I know that you long to save your grandmother
25:05from those despicable Merciers.
25:07But tell me this.
25:09How many pockets would you have to pick to buy that caravan by the sea?
25:12How much help would you be in a young offenders' institute?
25:14Because the next time you're arrested, it won't be Mr. Khan.
25:21My coin.
25:23Now.
25:28Please.
25:34Well, I see I'm not going to change your mind.
25:39Perhaps you should call her.
25:40Because you'll be worried.
26:00Goodbye, sir.
26:08Why didn't you mention this St. Jude's place?
26:12What happened so fast?
26:14I didn't have time to explain.
26:15Well, no, you don't have to.
26:17Mr. Lockett came to see me.
26:20Told me everything.
26:22How he persuaded the police not to press charges.
26:24Is how he runs a school that turns kids' lives around.
26:27No, that's not true.
26:28Oh, enough, Gabriel.
26:31No more lies.
26:32You found the box in your cupboard.
26:35Eight hundred quid.
26:37A stolen money.
26:38And to think that I fell for all that stuff about scratch cards.
26:41You must think I'm so stupid.
26:42No.
26:42No, I just wanted to help.
26:44Help?
26:45There's crowing everything.
26:47Grandma, listen.
26:48No.
26:48You, listen.
26:50You're the one good thing that's happened to me.
26:53The last thing I want is to see you go into some boarding school.
26:55But if they offer you a place, then you take it.
26:59For your future's sake.
27:00Now, what about your future?
27:06Today's crooked value is cheating.
27:09Remember, cheat, but never cheat your friends.
27:11Gabriel, wait up.
27:15You were serious then about leaving?
27:17I thought maybe it was a bluff for Edgar's benefit.
27:23I promised my grandmother I'd never steal again.
27:27She begged me to stay here.
27:29But staying here means lying to steal.
27:32Lying to her.
27:33This is Crookhaven, amigo.
27:36Nothing's as simple as right or wrong.
27:39Here you go, see?
27:41The corner's not so frightened, huh?
27:43There you go, Amir.
27:45That gone solid for him.
27:47Best of luck now.
27:49You keep that chin up.
27:51Come on.
27:52It's time to watch the baby crooklings embarrass themselves.
27:54What's she mean?
27:55The crooked oak.
27:56Trust me, you don't want to miss this.
27:59You can get the boat later if you still want to leave.
28:09I thought you weren't sticking around.
28:11I made up my mind.
28:13Well, you'd better decide soon.
28:14Because once your arrow hits the oak,
28:17there's no going back.
28:19For what it's worth,
28:21I really hope you stay.
28:24Congrats, I'm cozy, right?
28:30Look, isn't that a mirror to one?
28:33When did she arrive?
28:36Never thought she had the nerve to show her face.
28:38Her brother is a traitor.
28:40Shock him.
28:41Crooklings!
28:42My name is Mr. Velázquez.
28:44It's my honor to teach skullduggery.
28:47You stand where I once stood,
28:50at the start of a long and crooked path.
28:53Once you become crooklings,
28:55you will be bound by our sacred values.
28:59Steal, but not from those in need.
29:03Cheat, but never cheat your friends.
29:06Lie, but never to yourself.
29:09From this moment,
29:11you are all in competition for this.
29:14The Crooked Cup.
29:16A chance to have your name engraved
29:19beside the greatest crooks in history.
29:23For a young crook,
29:25there is no higher honor.
29:26No greater way to announce yourself
29:28as a talent to be ready.
29:29Every Delacoon has won it since 1910.
29:32Dad's had been practicing five years for this.
29:33I won't let him down.
29:35It's yours to lose, Edgar.
29:36Last holidays,
29:37I helped put some bad people away.
29:39I've never known a feeling like it.
29:41To this day,
29:43each new crookling
29:45accepts their place
29:47by firing
29:50a silver-tipped arrow
29:52with your name inscribed upon it.
29:55How are we supposed to bust out some
29:57mad archery skills?
29:58The motive governs the means, Gabriel.
30:02It's not about...
30:03It's not about what you do.
30:06It's about why.
30:07And whoever comes closest,
30:09to hitting
30:10Ezekiel's original arrowhead
30:12will win themselves
30:13five fucking points.
30:16But,
30:17because we are a soft touch,
30:19we will allow you
30:20the best of two.
30:21So,
30:23crooklings,
30:24step forward
30:25and collect your arrow.
30:27Good luck.
30:29May your aim
30:30be true.
30:35I want you to know
30:36your name is poison
30:38and your presence
30:39is an insult.
30:41Guessing you're Edgar Delacoon.
30:43They warned me about you.
30:45They were right to.
30:48Made a decision yet?
30:50Guess.
30:57Oh dear.
30:58Wrong tree,
31:00Mr. O'Coro.
31:02After that
31:03shockingly poor start,
31:05let's hope
31:06the next two crooklings
31:07fare better.
31:09Hey,
31:09at least we hate tree.
31:11Our next two crooklings
31:13are
31:15Penelope Lockett.
31:17Lockett.
31:18As in.
31:19As in.
31:20The headmaster's daughter.
31:21And
31:23Gabriel Avery.
31:24So,
31:25we have a merit
31:26versus a legacy.
31:27I thought we agreed.
31:28Raw talent
31:29needs nurturing, Diego.
31:31This is the best place
31:31for him.
31:32Let's be honest.
31:34It's you against me.
31:35Merit doesn't stand a chance.
31:37Neither do you, Edgar.
31:38Please,
31:39step forward.
31:45Ever held a bow before?
31:46How hard can it be?
31:50Make me proud.
31:52When have I not?
32:08Penelope,
32:09please,
32:09retrieve your arrow.
32:13She's good.
32:14I'm better.
32:18I'm better.
32:19I'm better.
32:25I'm better.
32:30I'm better.
32:33I'm better.
32:35I'm better.
32:37I'm better.
32:38I'm better.
32:39I'm better.
32:40I'm better.
32:41I'm better.
32:43I'm better.
32:44I'm better.
32:44I'm better.
33:06How hard can it be?
33:10Our next two crooklings are Edgar Delacool
33:17And Gia Wu
33:28Should I tell you how to hold it?
33:29No, I'll figure it out
33:42I'm Chinese doofus, Archie's in my DNA
33:45Bravo, Gia
33:46A remarkable first shot
33:48Especially for a merit
33:50A little wide
33:51That's a breeze
33:53I'll recalibrate
33:54You can't get beat by a medic
33:59Come on, Edgar
34:14You can't get beat by a medic
34:16You can't get beat by a medic
34:30What the hell, Duan?
34:32You were aiming at her
34:34I was lining up the target
34:35You made me shoot when you barged into me
34:37You didn't ever shoot someone on purpose
34:39I guess the rumours about you are true
34:40You're no legacy
34:42Arrow
34:43Bring me Gia's arrow
34:45Stay where you are
34:49Move, move
34:55Okay, look at me
34:56Look at me
34:57Look at me
34:57You okay?
34:59You okay?
34:59You sure?
35:00We'll go
35:00Okay
35:04I'm afraid after that unedifying spectacle
35:07Amira has forfeited her turn
35:09Interfering with another crookling shot is strictly forbidden
35:12I mean, you can't be serious
35:15Delacoon's the one who should be disqualified
35:16He tried to shoot Gia
35:18Amira's the one who saved her
35:20Hey, don't be a bad sport, Gabriel
35:22Just because your arrow barely hit the tree
35:25It was an accident
35:26Duan knocked into me
35:49I believe our winner is Edgar Delacoon
35:52I wouldn't be so sure
35:56Meaning?
35:58Do you check the name on the arrow before you fired it?
36:06Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't
36:22The name on the arrow is
36:25Gabriel Avery
36:28I want you to know your name is poison
36:30And your presence is an insult
36:34Guessing you're Edgar Delacoon
36:36They warned me about you
36:43The rules state
36:44The arrow closest to the mark wins
36:48This arrow has Gabriel Avery's name on it
36:57Don't be a bad sport, Edgar
37:00Just because your arrow barely hit the tree
37:02That's not fair!
37:03He's making a mockery out of the crooked oak
37:04How can you let him do this?
37:05He beat you
37:06Deal with it
37:13Oh, I'll deal with it
37:17So you're staying?
37:20Looks that way
37:23All it took was me almost getting shot
37:31Good night, Brookhaven
37:32Sweet dreams
37:33Sweet dreams
37:33Sweet dreams
37:34Sweet dreams
37:34Sweet dreams
37:34Sweet dreams
37:37Sweet dreams
37:39Sweet dreams
37:41Sweet dreams
37:42Sweet dreams
37:43Sweet dreams
37:45Sweet dreams
37:45Sweet dreams
37:48Sweet dreams
37:50Sweet dreams
38:00Sweet dreams
38:14Another year begins, Caspian.
38:17Another class of eager young crooklings
38:19heated brainwash.
38:21But, a word
38:23to the wise.
38:25There's a storm
38:27coming.
38:28A storm you can't escape.
38:31And you only have yourself
38:33to blame.
38:35So that's how it all began.
38:37I picked his pocket.
38:38He picked mine.
38:40I went to get my lucky coin back and
38:42next thing I knew
38:45I was a crookling.
38:47New tie.
38:48New jacket.
38:50New life.
38:53It felt like
38:54maybe my lucky coin had finally
38:57brought me some real luck.
38:59Except of course it wasn't luck
39:01that brought me here, was it?
39:03It was Caspian Lockett.
39:06And when your headmaster
39:07and everyone
39:09in your school
39:10is a crook
39:11the first lesson you learn
39:16trust
39:16no one.
39:20What has Caspian started?
39:22You're not one of us.
39:23You don't belong here.
39:25I have to utterly humiliate him.
39:27I'm not here to make friends.
39:28I'm here to win.
39:29Game on.
39:30There's a storm
39:32coming.
39:33The Nameless.
39:36What's the Nameless?
39:37An enemy that hates everything
39:38crookhaven stands for.
39:40You put the entire crooked network
39:41in danger.
39:43He will get out.
39:45They already have our blood
39:46on their hands
39:46and they'll burn this place
39:48to the ground.
39:49Listen up, Lousers.
39:50We need your help.
39:51Who cleans?
39:52Assemble.
39:53Leaving so soon.
39:56I thought I was here
39:57because I was good.
39:59This is crookhaven.
40:00Everyone's hiding something.
40:07We're crooks.
40:09Honesty's overrated.
40:10We're crookhaven.
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