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00:00Coming up in today's program, we take on Olympic kayak gold medalist Noamie Fox in a whitewater challenge.
00:07We set sail on the fun ship, Carnival Splendour, on an epic South Pacific adventure.
00:13I reach for the skies in a freestyle jet ski expression session.
00:19And finally, it's a dramatic car versus boat race, as Tom and I, in a Land Rover Defender,
00:25who look to outwit and bring down Felicity and Rob driving an AXO Par 45.
00:31All this and so much more on Top Knot, a new wave of entertainment.
00:43How are you, you beautiful lunatics?
00:45Tip top, mate, tip top.
00:47Welcome back to Middle Harbour Yacht Club.
00:50We are having the time of our absolute lives on the show, am I right?
00:54Yeah, it's been a bit of a good stuff.
00:56So why don't we kick off this bad boy by heading straight to the Penrith Whitewater Stadium,
01:01where we get to teach an Olympic gold medalist all about kayaking.
01:10We are at the Penrith Whitewater Centre with none other than Olympic kayak gold medalist, reigning champ, Noamie Fox.
01:17Noamie!
01:20Speaking of gold medals, what is it like having one in your possession around your neck?
01:25What's that moment like?
01:26Always keep it on me at all times.
01:29Handy at all times.
01:31No way.
01:32I don't know.
01:33I'm scared to drop it.
01:35It's definitely life changing.
01:37What was it like the moment that they put the medal around your neck?
01:40It was the best feeling in the entire world.
01:43And then just, you know, the high that you're on afterwards and just having this, you know,
01:48peace that you can constantly remind yourself of, you know, that journey, the resilience behind it and what's possible in
01:55life.
01:55And it all finally feels worth that.
01:57Oh, 100%.
01:58Sacrifice, the dedication.
02:01After Rob had shown Noamie his under-11 soccer medals, she offered us a crash course in kayaking, a decision
02:09she would come to regret.
02:12So what's the key for what we're about to do, do you think?
02:16Um, not think about it too much, I'd say, and just go out there, paddle hard.
02:22My mum says it's like dancing.
02:23You want to be like, you know, using your hips nice and light.
02:27Well, out of all of us here, I'm the only one who's won Dancing with the Stars in the World
02:32twice.
02:32Twice.
02:33That's right.
02:34He's this one at once.
02:36I'm not as great underwater as these guys are.
02:38Like, the idea of being upside down terrifies me.
02:41It's fine, man.
02:41It's man-made.
02:42They make it so it's safe, right?
02:43Time for a bit of a lesson.
02:44Let's get wet.
02:46Yeah.
02:46And then we'll hit the water.
02:48Okay.
02:48Let's go.
02:48Doesn't look that hard, really.
02:50Yes.
02:50Doesn't look hard?
02:51Are you joking?
02:52No.
03:00Vertical timing.
03:01Oh!
03:01Ha ha ha ha!
03:06Oh!
03:08Wow!
03:14Ah!
03:15That was a f***ing f***er!
03:17I don't know.
03:19I don't know.
03:21Two options.
03:22If you've let your play act one, you might be able to roll and back up.
03:27Stop it!
03:28Stop it!
03:28Oh, you're joking!
03:31But today, I don't think we'll have time for that.
03:33What we will do is go for the emergency exit,
03:36which is we pull out the tag when we're underwater.
03:39We want to push up films out of the boat.
03:41Are we ready?
03:43One, two, are we testing?
03:44Testing the limits?
03:45Yeah.
03:46Oh!
03:49We're happy there!
03:55This is the only one here who has a genuine fear of drowning.
03:59This is like my worst nightmare.
04:01Do you want me to do it with you?
04:03No!
04:03No!
04:04Let's go for it, man.
04:06No, man.
04:07that.
04:08I knew this is why I didn't want to do this show.
04:11Who's going to help me when I get stuck?
04:14I'm here to help you, man.
04:15Ready?
04:16Yeah, you go.
04:17I'm with you.
04:19Zoned up?
04:25Did you see it?
04:26Oh, that was so good to see it.
04:27Did you see it?
04:28Oh, no!
04:29I didn't want to do that again!
04:31Here we go!
04:32Most of you I do not like.
04:35Who was there for you, though?
04:38I love you.
04:40After a quick introduction, it was time to take on the whitewater
04:43and it was pretty obvious that no Amy recognised my talent.
04:48Yeah, look, Grant was a bit scared.
04:50He worries me.
04:51Not the best paddling I've seen.
04:53It takes me back to my kayaking days, teaching school kids how to paddle.
04:56Grant?
04:56You're up.
04:57Passing the bat.
04:58You've got to move, boys!
04:59You've got the colours and everything!
05:03I reckon you'll have more fun at the crowd.
05:05You'll have more fun at the crowd.
05:06We're on!
05:07Back paddling!
05:08Let's go!
05:10Are you joking?
05:15I've got actually a real fear of being held under water
05:18and I was genuinely skiing.
05:32What happens next is my worst nightmare.
05:36What happens next is my worst nightmare.
05:57I can't go of the mud and lose my bones.
05:59I can't go of the mud and lose my bones.
06:01Okay.
06:01Oh, sh**.
06:05how did the falling out come about probably have to ask the expert but i think i've got too much
06:11air from paddling too hard i rode the lip of like an oncoming like tsunami and launched it into the
06:18air right lost a little bit of balance me there and sort of came outside i told him to put
06:23his
06:23paddle up and he didn't follow the instructions so yeah i was chilling and then oh that's what
06:28that meant do you want to review the footage i'm good here good form denya big strokes oh he's over
06:33oh oh my god oh that's funny let's go okay
06:43i was next to go and despite being a professional surfer this was something completely new to me
06:53and i had no idea what to expect
07:13super exciting because you're sitting so low and you're really in it and you can just feel this
07:18whitewash and like i mean i had no idea what i was doing so i think that's why my adrenaline
07:21was so
07:22high i'll be the power charging you'll be steering and if you no problem you've got to just yeah
07:32just paddle i was going great guns until noemi panicked and made us both flip
07:57thankfully for her i came to the rescue
08:11we went backwards once recoverable backwards twice i was a little concerned that my steering
08:17wasn't quite up to it we went backwards twice both of us went out oh no i mean i know
08:25no amy's used to
08:26being at the back of the boat so i'll put her in the front because i'm the power gang you're
08:30the big
08:30diesel engine yeah diesel engine and then of course i had to steer as well so you don't know how
08:35to do
08:35that though do you no one taught me yeah how many things are you supposed to do at once it
08:40turns out a lot
08:41yeah so yeah were you worried for like her safety at least oh only after we'd gone backwards for a
08:46second time noemi reckons that was one of the worst experiences of her life and you're one of the worst
08:50she's ever had through with well much better i mean let's face at least when i came out i dragged
08:59her
08:59out with me yeah two of us a jackie just went out by yourself i did because i had to
09:03get to the side
09:04and cry in the bush by myself so no one could see it then i came back here like a
09:08man to get held under
09:09yeah so i didn't like him next up was tom as a regular paddler tom was all a shame
09:34oh
09:42wrap things up no amy suggested we finish with a team run in the raft
10:01everything was going great until we were beached on a concrete block okay back paddle back paddle back
10:08oh
10:31oh
10:32true to form we finished with a capsize
10:34pretty much summed up our day
10:39we had all levels on show today i think we started really strong thank you
10:46then we went and we went a bit off but we rolled in the last in the last drop then
10:52we went very
10:53downhill
10:55well we both fell out and then we finished with a high
10:59great stuff yeah i'm done for the day
11:03that was a big resistance session for me i think i never want you one gold yeah totally right we've
11:11got to
11:11say full respect to you you've been so gracious so encouraging thanks for giving us just that little
11:16insight into your crazy wild world and we are so impressed thank you bring it in what a team
11:23what a team so good
11:29oh bless i know amy fox isn't she a sweetheart like she literally thought that she was going to have
11:35to
11:36resuscitate four people that afternoon you know if she misses out on the next gold medal attempt she is
11:41going to blame us there's no doubt about it all right all right next up guys it is the great
11:46race from
11:46sydney to palm beach car versus boat challenge grant and i are in the car rob and flick are in
11:54the
11:54stylish axopar 45. so the rules are we both leave here at the same point one in a car one
12:06by a boat
12:07first person to palm beach wins it's simple you can make the rules whatever you like seems quite
12:12confident doesn't he i don't know i can't take him seriously in the hat so the two teams will be
12:18land rover defender driven by grant denier with tom williams navigator on board the axle par 45
12:26is driver rob palmer with felicity palmiteer navigator so let the games begin
12:34go
12:39get inside what do you want to do about the gps ah we have to hit it on the fly
12:45okay you got a rough
12:46idea where we're going yeah i know where we're going all right here we go off the gutter first
12:49challenge way forward drive baby this is it sydney traffic
13:03rob what are you doing let's go look at this keep your hat on i've got everything under control
13:08what do you mean traffic is going to be the least of their problems let's go
13:16uh tom um can you get on gps mate we're going to need to find the fastest possible way here
13:21this is a complex city let's find out how far it is to palm beach uh yep city to palm
13:27beach
13:28you um i can you've got my seat heaters on but oh sorry did you want them cool or
13:34no no now they're massaging ah here we go palm beach oh god hurry up i need to put my
13:44glasses on
13:46there we go
13:50so you have any idea how to drive this thing yeah like just we just got to work out what
13:55the buttons do
13:57it's a lot of buttons hang on a second it must be a press start somewhere
14:04oh yeah the good part is tom is yes we've got traffic but they've got to go all the way
14:11out of
14:11the heads yep through rough chop all the way up that's going to be tough for them so they've
14:17technically got further we'll be able to do as the crow flies yeah but we just got to navigate all
14:21this
14:22this bedlam and chaos that is sydney traffic also remember everyone's coming into the city we're going
14:28out hey boys how's the sydney peak hour traffic treating you losers she's cocky so you haven't
14:36even left the harbour yet they have got no idea it's just around the corner what do you mean trust
14:42me i've got everything under control now let's open this baby up see what she's got oh yes come on
14:54we can't even squeezing the traffic here you know what this is a four-wheel drive i'm not afraid
14:58to drive over a gutter here we go son all right we're in line here and another traffic light how
15:04much horsepower did you say yet do you see 900 they might have 900 horsepower green light no talking
15:12let's go go go go go i'm on i'm on it sorry i don't mean to put the pressure on
15:16yeah you're getting
15:17okay that was a little curt i've got to be honest the way you spoke to me just then but
15:20that's okay
15:21i'll let it pass and we're stopping again
15:28drives beautifully like it's like it drives itself hands on the wheel mate yeah yeah you want to have
15:35a spin i don't know if we've got the time look at all the time in the world mate jump
15:40in
15:41you know how to drive this thing yeah yeah it's just follow your nose
15:49i gotta admit we're going a bit slower than i thought we'd be going right now
15:56you know what you know what i want more than anything else is for him to run fair square into
16:04the side of the manly ferry at speed yeah a maritime disaster with a full tank of fuel on board
16:11you
16:12know what i'm saying yeah
16:17hey we're good here we're good here it's green it's green it's green come on don't change don't
16:22change don't change you'll be okay now these things are made for climbing mountains we're in
16:28the right bit of kitty yeah we are making a really good time here we've just made up for those
16:33those
16:33sets of traffic lights that we got stuck in we'll sail well through here the thing that worries
16:38me the most about the acts apart is they are really designed for chop but he still can't carry
16:43the pace that he's got on he's got on now lack of experience well exactly like he's a knucklehead
16:48he's not gonna have to read the waves he can't drive that thing we're gonna go out the heads
16:52do we turn left or right left right here we go mate look at this one of the greatest sights
16:59in
17:00the world i still get 10 miles when i go on oh totally yeah for sure it's the gatehanger look
17:05at
17:05this don't build them like this anymore mate okay so bridge done tick we are then gonna hit military
17:14road and we're coming into my hometown hossman's favorite son is back mate we haven't been in a set
17:21of traffic lights for about eight minutes now this is good it's good we've picked up it's a good run
17:26and i gotta be honest like i couldn't handle it my ego couldn't handle it if he beat me in
17:29this race
17:30boat v car when when you're the car guy yeah yeah yeah yeah that denya
17:34read he's a formula one race car driver he's nothing but a washed up game show host with a big
17:39eager it's a funny pairing felicity and rob it's loose yeah it's unorganized it's undisciplined
17:47you know what they love to do they just like to go straight in
17:51after three hours they're just the launch no care or concern
17:55oh how good is this oh yes
18:04i thought you were driving i thought you were driving i thought you were driving
18:10well no i'm not obviously
18:18so from here all the way down through the s's and we've got to cross the spit bridge
18:25in a defender a classy way to spend the day am i right totally we've got to get a move
18:30on
18:30they're at the spit now relax flick it's all under control mate just watch and learn when i call next
18:37i want you to pull that bridge up and keep it up until i say
18:43three two one pull it up
18:58oh oh man this is disastrous what's happened here it's the spit bridge i'm sorry mate
19:09this is my fault oh you're joking that's it tony that is perfect rob this is bad but i love
19:33it
19:33this is how is it oh yeah you're kidding me we had this thing in the bag
19:41we were blazing a trail across the city we'd had the clearest run of traffic lights in history and then
19:55it's coming down let's go sorry mate
20:04should we get out of here now oh let's just enjoy the moment
20:07listen mate i'm i'm really sorry i'm gonna cop that one this was that was my fault but
20:15we're gonna get there okay we're gonna rise up we're gonna keep going forward it's a beautiful
20:21day we're not going to let one little bridge wreck this challenge you suck
20:29okay okay just look out your window
20:34i love that but shouldn't we be getting a move on they're now on the northern beaches and we haven't
20:39even left the harbor yet there's no rush flick no rush this boat is like lightning and we are going
20:44to enjoy it all day long oh how well does the exit bar handle it offshore it is handling beautifully
20:52it needs it what a day i reckon we've got plenty of time i want to stop and enjoy some
20:59stuff
21:00hey grand how's the traffic going buddy
21:05i didn't think this traffic's annoying
21:08yeah i'm gonna burst around here you ready yeah am i clear yep okay good
21:12god another traffic light another traffic light
21:18sorry mate you're all right sorry you're all right i get it i get it i've called you a lot
21:22of names in this trip and i just want to apologize i'm not proud of most of the things i
21:26said about
21:27you no it's okay you know it's a high stakes game and uh you know we've we like winning we'll
21:35be
21:35hugging at the end yeah we'll be celebrating yeah it won't we'll have forgotten about all the horrific
21:40things that i called you and we'll be good right yeah that's it
21:45i tell you if you are on the water flick you want to be in an action bar this thing
21:49is amazing
21:49oh it is an absolute dream hey my last two suckers are caught in traffic i can see our destination
21:56in
21:56the distance why don't we just pull in here to the left into shelley i don't know you sure we
22:00have
22:00the time yeah yeah it's worth a look man it's the most beautiful spot hey flick we're just stopping
22:07here at shelley it's a perfect spot for a snorkel have a swim bit of lunch we're in a race
22:12i don't
22:12want to lose to those two you've got all the time in the world mate trust me let's check this
22:18thing
22:18out right we found the wipers earlier we know they work what's this oh stop it why oh wait you
22:28thought
22:28there was plenty of space on board before what that's this thing out it's like a little uh little
22:35toy box oh what open sesame oh you got some toys down there flick yeah i made a bit of
22:45a fishing
22:45road oh look at this oh you beauty hey rob and uh what i found oh get out there mate
22:53go and put this one
22:54on the good news
23:15you're doing great mate you're doing great
23:40it's no secret when it comes to fishing i'm kind of a big deal there is a real art to
23:46casting
23:48watch and learn
23:55i'm on i'm on yeah i'm making this look easy but it's a lot harder than it looks some sort
24:03of ray
24:06hang on oh
24:11yeah okay that's uh that's an anchor fish
24:15okay before we get back to the great race how was our recent adventure where we got to sample
24:20cruising in absolute style on board do you remember so good carnival splendor we came in hot we had a
24:28great time some of us took it a little too far they loved you buddy
25:02so we are on board carnival splendor this magnificent ship we've left port you're all first time cruisers
25:11yes
25:14excited that one is very exciting what are you looking forward to most robbie oh getting into
25:19some warmer air that'd be nice jd um look at this view most beautiful harbor in the world i've kind
25:25of never seen it from this angle or height yeah so i'm drinking in the vista very good flick
25:30i heard there's a lot of bars on this ship hello
25:35what am i sampling mummy wants a shardy now the big question is did you bring the chef jacket
25:42yes yes who's ready to holiday this guy and what better way to kickstart the carnival cruise than a sail
25:56away party
26:10and it didn't take long for us to make complete fools of ourselves
26:28so
26:29so
26:42After the welcome party, we were invited up to the bridge
26:46under the condition that we were not to disturb the captain
26:50and remain silent.
26:52But as usual, Rob just couldn't help himself.
26:55This one here too.
26:58No.
27:00Straight across.
27:03Backed off the speed a touch, have we?
27:08Look at Edwando's.
27:10I don't feel comfortable here either.
27:13Definitely not comfortable.
27:14It is the season.
27:18Whale watching?
27:21Yeah, whales.
27:22You spot any out of them?
27:24Not today.
27:27He does not belong here.
27:30I'm not comfortable.
27:31He's asking questions.
27:33Yeah.
27:34Stop.
27:34It's going to Manly.
27:36Straight across to Manly.
27:37It's where they normally go.
27:39Shut up.
27:44It's what it feels like.
27:46Almost 10 knots.
27:55Yeah, right.
27:56Yeah, you're sitting on 10 knots.
27:57Just probably want to back that off just a touch.
27:59What?
28:00Who are you talking to?
28:02It's Eduardo.
28:03Captain.
28:04He's just there.
28:05Eduardo, you got comms?
28:08We good?
28:09Sure you know what you're doing?
28:11Well, if he'd listen and...
28:14About now's a good time to take that right.
28:20Despite Rob being such a nuisance once we exited the harbour,
28:24the captain was happy to speak with us.
28:27Eduardo, our crew is Felicity.
28:30Hi.
28:30Nice to meet you.
28:31Myself is Tong.
28:33This is Manu.
28:36And Rob.
28:37Good job this afternoon, Steve.
28:38I think you know Rob already.
28:40Good job.
28:41Good job.
28:42Do you feel the pressure of having precious cargo of a lot of people on board?
28:47It's always the same.
28:48I mean, you're responsible for about 5,000 people on board.
28:52Wow.
28:53Yep.
28:54Do you feel the pressure?
28:55I just am looking before how you give all the orders to all your officers.
28:59It's quite amazing to be looking from the background how you all communicate.
29:04It's almost like right in the kitchen, you're the head chef and that's your sous-chef.
29:08Yeah.
29:08I find it fascinating how you keep it so cool.
29:10And every team member of the bridge, they know exactly what they need to do
29:13and what the expectations are from each and every one of them.
29:17The machine moves smoothly without any delay.
29:20Yeah.
29:21But what's it like when you come into big seas?
29:23We're talking five, seven metres of swell.
29:263,000 guests on board, they paid for your vacation
29:28and you try to provide them with the best comfort you can.
29:31This is fun.
29:31If there is any way to avoid the storm or to avoid the bedwetter or to minimise the discomfort with
29:37it,
29:37we can reduce the speed, we can balance the vessel, we can pull the stabiliser out.
29:42We can go around the storm, leave, don't permit it.
29:46How did you feel when you were very serious, concentrating, very important business
29:50and these clowns were around you?
29:52Yeah, he was the nice one.
29:54This guy, yeah.
29:56Eduardo, you got comms?
29:57Backed off the speed a touch, have we?
29:58About now's a good time to take that right.
30:00It is the season.
30:01Why are you watching?
30:02Who are you talking to?
30:03It's Eduardo.
30:04Eduardo.
30:05Eduardo.
30:05Eduardo on my cue, we're going to take a hard right.
30:08Do you reckon he'd make a great captain?
30:11No, I'm not.
30:12No.
30:14He's going to punch you in the face.
30:17So up here, we've obviously, it's super serious business, navigating the ship out of the harbour.
30:22Downstairs, though, there's a lot of partying going on.
30:25A lot of bars, a lot of people being entertained down there.
30:28You can't mix those two, can you?
30:31Unfortunately, no.
30:31I have to be up here and I have to be responsible on the job.
30:34The second one, and this is the worst one, is that I'm getting too old.
30:39What is the attraction to cruising for people?
30:41Why is it so popular, do you believe?
30:44Because you can have it all at once.
30:46I mean, you've got accommodation, you've got fun, you've got food, you've got everything.
30:49You travel at the same time, you see more places at the same time.
30:55And you're at sea.
30:56And you're at sea, yeah.
30:58You put a lot of smiles on people's faces.
30:59Does that feel good?
31:00Yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:02I think about the time all day, but they've had a vacation for their lifetime.
31:05So we try to give them the best possible, and we'll try to exceed their expectation.
31:10Yeah.
31:10Thank you, sir.
31:11And great for joining.
31:14One to another.
31:16Come on.
31:17He hated him, for sure.
31:23Have you seen one of these before, Felicity?
31:25No.
31:26Never.
31:26Never seen one of these?
31:27No.
31:28You haven't lived.
31:29And so you're telling me that you know what you're doing here?
31:32Oh, God, yeah.
31:33Yeah, a bit of flat water freestyle jet skiing.
31:36Oh, mate, I've added a couple of extra cc's to this bad boy, the old black dragon, I call her.
31:41She is a weapon, and you watch, to the moon, baby.
31:44To the moon.
31:47Have you ever ridden a jet ski in your life?
31:49Oh, thousands of times.
31:50I don't believe it until I see it.
31:52You don't have a centre of gravity this low and not put it to good use.
31:55You know what I'm talking about?
31:56All right, mate.
31:57You ready?
31:57I'm ready.
31:58Let's see it.
31:58You're laughing.
31:59You're laughing, but you just wait.
32:01Step back and enjoy the show.
32:04All right, mate.
32:04Let's see it.
32:05I was born to fly.
32:07Woo!
32:24It's heavier than I remember.
32:27Do you need a hand, mate?
32:30No, no, no.
32:30You need a bit of a hand.
32:31No, I'm good.
32:33Just out there if you can.
32:48Well, he's starting to look super ugly.
32:52Like, I really do not believe that he has any skills on this machine whatsoever.
32:57When he's in Struggletown right now, having an absolute shocker.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:03He's going.
33:06Fuck.
33:08That's the ground, mate.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:18In surfing, we'd say total kung fu.
33:26It's getting a bit more poppy right now.
33:30Holy !
33:33Game show Grant ain't just a pretty face move.
33:37Did we see that aerial manoeuvre?
34:12Are you kidding me?
34:14Are you kidding me right now?
34:27Super impressed, super impressed.
34:30Might have to take back what I said.
34:33I'm sorry.
34:37I'm sorry, sorry okay.
34:40He's really good.
34:43Look at him go.
34:51You've got to be kidding me.
34:53Are you kidding me?
34:55You're sitting there eating shits.
34:57You had me going this whole time.
35:02Are you freaking kidding me?
35:04Eh?
35:05What are you doing?
35:08You've had me on this whole time.
35:10You're an imposter mate.
35:11I'm not saying I couldn't do it.
35:13I'm just not doing it.
35:14But you'd rather sit here and eat salt and vinegar chips.
35:18How good is he?
35:19I taught him everything I know.
35:22Everything.
35:23I'm sure you did mate.
35:24I'm sure you did.
35:26Welcome to television.
35:28Rookie.
35:30I thought you were Australian's sweetheart.
35:34I am.
35:36Hey, no.
35:38Good job.
35:40Okay.
35:40That was wild.
35:41Jokes aside.
35:42That was insane.
35:43I appreciate it.
35:44We've worked very hard on that one.
35:45That is so athletic man.
35:47The way you toss that thing around in the sky.
35:49Not that I couldn't do it.
35:50It looks pretty easy to be honest.
35:52But oh my god.
35:55What's your favourite trick?
35:57Impersonating Grant Daniel?
35:58Yeah, probably.
36:00That one or yeah, when I do a flip, take my arm, one of my arms, one of my legs
36:04off.
36:05No way.
36:06Do you have a name for that like move?
36:07It's got to have a cool name.
36:08Yeah, it's called a 50-50 because half your body is hanging off the ski and half of it's
36:12hanging on.
36:13You're pretty hard of breath right now.
36:14Is it really demanding on the body?
36:16Very demanding.
36:17All jokes aside man, I want to see you in like just full weapon mode.
36:21Alright.
36:21Is that okay?
36:22Let's do it.
36:23It's a beast.
36:23Unleash it.
36:53Unleash it.
37:08It's a beast.
37:10It's a beast.
37:11It's a beast.
37:16It's an old horse.
37:21Beautiful bird.
37:21Yeah.
37:36All right, everybody, back to the great race where we're all dying to find out what's going
37:40on.
37:41It is win at all costs and things are heating up.
37:46Rob and Flick, watch and weep.
37:50We are coming around the bends.
37:52We're almost there.
37:53Oh!
37:53Oh!
37:54We've got to go.
37:55We've got to go.
37:59We know your way back there, man, so enjoy the trip, take your time, because we're going
38:07all the way to the finish line.
38:09Most importantly, suck it.
38:11Rob, Rob, we've slept in.
38:13We can't let them win.
38:14They're on the bends.
38:15What?
38:15On the bends.
38:16Hey, listen, it's okay.
38:17Don't panic just yet.
38:18I've got a failsafe.
38:19We've got this in the bag, baby.
38:21Yeah.
38:21You know what I mean?
38:22Victory!
38:24George!
38:25George!
38:25They're approaching you now.
38:26They're in a green defender.
38:27I need you to pull those suckers over and hold them as long as possible.
38:34Arrest them?
38:36What?
38:36It's probably a little bit harsh.
38:38Okay?
38:38Just hold them as long as you can.
38:40Oh.
38:42Oh, no!
38:44What's this?
38:45Are you kidding me?
38:46What RBT?
38:51What's this?
38:52Afternoon, gentlemen.
38:53Hello, officer.
38:54What's this?
38:54Random breath test?
38:56Can I see your licence please?
38:57We're actually in a bit of a hurry.
38:59To be honest, I don't care.
39:03Have I seen you before?
39:05I do a bit of television.
39:07You might be from there.
39:09No, I don't recognise you.
39:12And you reckon we could pace this up a bit?
39:16I'll be needing you to count from a thousand backwards, please.
39:19A thousand backwards?
39:20You heard me.
39:21What happened to five?
39:22I'll make it two thousand.
39:24We'll start at a thousand.
39:25Oh, God.
39:25Here we go.
39:27A thousand.
39:28Cocks.
39:28999.
39:30998.
39:31997.
39:32998.
39:33998.
39:36I am loving this.
39:37This is the best.
39:38Keep it going.
39:39Keep it going.
39:45When do you get to have this much fun?
39:47You've got to know how fast this thing was.
39:49I reckon we could have spent another half hour about it.
39:54555.
39:55Come on, GD.
39:56554.
39:57Let's go, mate.
39:58553.
39:59552.
40:00We've got to win this thing.
40:01Yeah.
40:01Okay.
40:02We will.
40:03We're in the boat to do it.
40:065, 4, 3, 2, 1.
40:11Okay.
40:11You seem to be fine.
40:13Have a good day, boys.
40:14We're good to go.
40:14All good.
40:15Oh, thanks so much.
40:17Thank you for your service.
40:21We're finished.
40:21We're finished.
40:22We're back on the road.
40:23We have to get around that headland.
40:24We can't let them win.
40:25We cannot let them win.
40:26I thought the cop was supposed to hold them longer.
40:28Let's go.
40:29Faster.
40:30Alright, you want faster?
40:31Hold on.
40:32Let's go.
40:33They're out there and Joey.
40:34We're going to lose this.
40:35I've got one last resort.
40:37The absolute last resort.
40:39Release the duck.
40:40What is that?
40:41It's in the middle of the road.
40:41What animal is this?
40:42It's a duck.
40:43Why is it there?
40:44Stop.
40:48Alright, stop.
40:51Get out of the way.
40:52I need you to take the wheel.
40:53Okay, I'm taking it.
40:54I want you to whip me in.
40:55At pace, whip me in.
40:56And I'm going to jump off the side.
40:57I'll beat you at the line.
40:58Let's go.
40:58Let's go.
41:00Just drive around the duck.
41:04Let's go.
41:05Three, two, one, go!
41:08Ready?
41:10Three, two, one, go!
41:16Not even there!
41:18Yeah!
41:20Run!
41:22F***ing run!
41:23Let's go!
41:24Go, Dom!
41:25Go!
41:30Go!
41:31No!
41:33No!
41:38No!
41:39No!
41:39No!
41:43No!
41:43It's nice of you to make it for him.
41:44Oh mate, that's a part of the boat!
41:46Come on up here!
41:47Up here!
41:49Put him in!
41:50Let's get them!
41:52We're catching them!
41:53It's right.
41:54They're gaining.
41:55They're gaining.
41:55I've got it all under control.
42:00I don't want to do it.
42:01Are you kidding me?
42:02Let's go!
42:03That is so good!
42:06Here's a sign
42:07This way
42:08Are you sure we're going in the right direction?
42:12It's a shortcut
42:13What do you mean it's a shortcut? Look at this
42:16Where are we?
42:17Were we supposed to turn right?
42:18Keep going, keep going
42:20You are the worst
42:22See?
42:24Shotcut
42:24What did you call me?
42:25What?
42:26Oh my god
42:26How did you get there?
42:34Papa
42:34Oh my god
42:39Oh my god
42:41He's so old
42:41He's so old
42:49He's so old
42:51Ah!
42:53Woo!
42:55Woo!
42:56Come on!
43:00Come on!
43:00Come on!
43:02Woo!
43:06You won the win!
43:09Ha ha ha!
43:11We won it!
43:13That's win!
43:14Why are you celebrating?
43:15We definitely won that.
43:17Cut your windy, alright?
43:20Enough. Enough.
43:21That's it. On our next instalment
43:23we enter Mr. Rob Palmer into the
43:25Red Bull Clip Dive World Series
43:27where he attempts
43:29a depth-defying 27-metre dive
43:32with hilarious results.
43:35We head to Fiji for an epic
43:37toe-in surf session with our
43:39Golden Girl flick. We party
43:41like it's 1999 at 7th Heaven
43:44where Miguel cooks up a storm.
43:45GD loses his pants,
43:48Felicity wipes out
43:50and Team Topknot sets
43:52VG on fire.
43:54All that and so much more
43:56right here on Topknot!
43:58Noooooooo!
44:01GD loses it!
44:03welp!
44:10k
44:11t
44:11w
44:11w
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