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Crackhead S01E03 Pee Not Pee
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00:01I understand you recently lost your father and your mum, Catherine.
00:05She lives up in Auckland.
00:06Sleep, Mum.
00:07You've reached Emma. Please leave a message.
00:09She'll come round.
00:13You owe me for burning all my shit.
00:15Now we're leaving.
00:17You're on something, haven't you?
00:21What the fuck, Frankie?
00:23Why did you get me?
00:26Frankie!
00:38All my need, all my needs all I need to be so dead
00:44I won't talk till I wait
00:46I say it not till I mean it
00:47Talk like I feel it beside you
00:49I'm on top, I'm on top, I'm on top of the world
00:52See me run, see me out, see me on with the ghost
00:56I'm on top, I'm on top, I'm on top of the world
00:59Need a break that I'll take to the top of the world
01:11What are you gonna tell her?
01:16You've reached Emma, please leave a message
01:19Emma, it's Bella from The Last Resort
01:22Can you please call me as soon as you get this?
01:27I bet, uh
01:30Won't be long
01:33Um, unclear
01:34The hell?
01:36Maybe I can do it again, maybe I'll just get them to do it
01:38No, no, no, no
01:43Fuck off
01:45We got your blood test results back
01:48Tell us what you took
01:49I already told you, nothing
01:53Abnormally low levels of potassium
01:54And an electrolyte imbalance
01:57You took something, what was it?
01:59You have the blood test, you tell me
02:00You know what, we will figure this out
02:02Sooner or later
02:03We will
02:12It doesn't say it took anything, does it?
02:23Frankie
02:24There's a meeting in the living room
02:30She took something
02:34Shit, girls
02:38Maybe it was the egg semi
02:45Fucking tell me what the drugs were
02:47Whoa, chill
02:48It was some painkillers
02:50Some muscle relaxants
02:52And some bisacodal
02:53The hell is bisacodal?
02:55It's an equine strength laxative
02:57Strong enough to clear a horse's arsehole
03:05Oh, hey
03:05Ooh
03:07Ooh
03:07Ooh
03:08Ooh
03:08A little white bum running out of your room
03:12Like an orangutan
03:13That shit itself
03:14No, no, no, no, no
03:15Orangutan
03:17Oh, shit
03:20Oh, shit
03:21Oh, shit
03:22Oh, shit
03:23Oh, shivers
03:23Hey, hey, hey
03:24Hot chocolate
03:25And?
03:26Well, last time you gave us hot chocolate
03:28They told us that Sarah topped herself
03:32Ah, thanks, everyone
03:33We appreciate you all being here
03:34Where's Georgia?
03:36Georgia attacked a fellow impatient
03:39Because of this she's been taken to Kofi House
03:41Why?
03:42She can't she meet?
03:43It's just until we can assess her
03:44That's her fault
03:46The fuck?
03:47Shit, devil, provoke that
03:48Settle down
03:48It's your fault
03:50It's your fault
03:52She stabbed me in the fucking tent
03:55Listen
03:56Hey, listen
03:58Patient safety
03:59Is our highest priority
04:01We are following protocol
04:02When is she coming back?
04:04It's hard to say
04:05Well, how long is she there for?
04:07Indefinitely
04:07Not long
04:09There's a care plan that needs to be followed
04:11Yeah, a care plan that I sign off on
04:28You fucking roofied me with horse laxatives?
04:30You didn't ask what it was
04:32So I didn't tell
04:34Is that the first time you've shat on a guy?
04:37You owe me actual drugs
04:41I don't owe you shit
04:42A ring, a stank
04:49You have your time
04:50I have mine
04:54Later
04:55Me?
04:56Later
05:07Give me some fucking privacy
05:10Two
05:11Two
05:11Two
05:11Three
05:20Three
05:22Two
05:52Oh, no, help, help!
05:55Right here.
05:58Serious?
05:59We're not five minutes, mate.
06:01Just for one dollar.
06:03Creams?
06:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
06:05Come on.
07:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:04Everyone, rise and shine.
08:06Swaggles.
08:07Oi, you two.
08:08You know the rules.
08:10You two.
08:11Fuck off or I'll eat your children.
08:13It's a room inspection. Sorry, wakey-wakey.
08:20Some of the patients got to do a drug test. Frankie, you're one of them.
08:23No, I just did a drug test.
08:24Yeah, well now you've got to do another one, eh?
08:26Lydia?
08:27Let me get your dress first.
08:30Don't be a fucking perv.
08:32Got 30 seconds in, eh?
08:37Give me your piss.
08:39What the?
08:40Give me your piss or I'll tell Bella you roofied me.
08:43If I do this, then we're even.
08:56Frankie, hurry up!
08:5828, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 36.
09:08Come on Frankie!
09:15Now it's just because you're one of the druggies, right?
09:17It's not because you are one now, I understand all that.
09:20But because you were one.
09:21That's the reason why you've got to do the pee test, you know what I mean?
09:25Yeah, okay.
09:25Hold on.
09:28You're gonna need one of these, alright?
09:31And remember, if your piss ain't in the bottle, you're in trouble.
09:36Do you need a hand with that? I can give you a hand.
09:38Do you know what you're doing?
09:40No, no, no, no, no.
09:59You're gonna need a hand.
10:00No, no, no, no, no.
10:08Leaving quite the mess for us to clean up.
10:13I ordered the room inspection to find the culprit.
10:20Instead...
10:24How does this play out?
10:26If you keep bullshitting your way through your recovery,
10:30how does this play out?
10:33Rain damage?
10:35Suicide?
10:37Overdose?
10:40My son?
10:43He started showing signs of depression.
10:45Anxiety.
10:46He started using.
10:48And like you, he got into treatment.
10:51He was in therapy.
10:52He was working it out.
10:54It took a while, but...
10:57He started making progress.
11:00And we, his whanau, his community, we could see it.
11:07One night, it was...
11:09It was late.
11:13And we got a phone call.
11:16A young couple had found him on the side of the road.
11:20He had gassed himself in his car.
11:25None of his recovery was real.
11:28He'd been lying to everyone.
11:30Lying will not make you better.
11:33Lying to me.
11:35Lying to the rest of us.
11:37But worse.
11:38But worse.
11:38Worse?
11:40Lying to yourselves.
11:42So you either commit to your recovery now,
11:45or you take your shit and you leave.
11:47Stop wasting everyone's fucking time!
11:59I am giving the person behind last night's drug raid
12:03one chance.
12:05One.
12:07If you don't come forward,
12:10everyone will suffer the consequences.
12:14And whoever has been sneaking up on the roof,
12:17would you fucking stop it?
12:18What? It's out of bounds!
12:23Clean this shit up.
12:24Yeah.
12:29Oh, my God.
12:31I only get the usual amount.
12:34Now it was hurt.
12:36Straight heart.
12:37It was fucking...
12:43That's it.
12:44The life should be out, not in.
12:46Hey.
12:52See, now that's...
12:54Being a dentist, that's why you've got great hands.
12:56I can see what you're doing there.
12:57You could be, like, in the Taranaki Gallery or something, mate.
13:04What is that?
13:06Um, that's the shite devil.
13:09That's her jobby, and that's me with her jobby on me.
13:13Thanks for sharing, Eddie.
13:15Maddie, what have you got?
13:19Oh, it's her.
13:20Yeah, I just can't stop thinking about her getting stabbed in the tip.
13:22Fuck.
13:23Think about it over and over.
13:24Okay, thanks, Maddie.
13:26And over again.
13:27Um, Lydia, um, what have you got there?
13:31Wow, that's really fucking good.
13:34It's all of us murdering the arsehole from last night's drug raid.
13:37Yeah.
13:39So there's some pretty strong feelings going on here, eh?
13:42There's a betrayer amongst us.
13:44We're in treatment for everyone.
13:47And we're not going to let them get away with it.
13:49Yeah.
13:56Oi, is your pharma finally coming to visit?
14:01No.
14:04No.
14:04You should be the girl.
14:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:22I smell shit.
14:25Oh, it's not the fuck on the reeks.
14:27Yeah, I smell something too.
14:28I'm nasty.
14:30Orang-a-stink.
14:35Orang-a-stink.
14:37Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
14:40Orang-a-stink.
14:42Orang-a-stink.
14:44Orang-a-stink.
14:45Orang-a-stink.
14:47Orang-a-stink.
14:49Orang-a-stink.
15:11Can I try Emma again?
15:15When it's your designated phone time, you can.
15:18It's really kind of important.
15:26Make it quick.
15:51you've reached emma please leave a message hey it's me um i just well i i need some clothes and
16:01um some things have happened i just i'm scared i don't know if i can do it em just please
16:16just call me back
16:20i love you
16:39hey you're doing the right thing
16:50hey hello hey hey man all right
16:56alan's assets consisted of the house which he left to his wife catherine and various cash
17:03amounts which he left to his daughters emma and francis and stepson thomas will francis be
17:11joining us frankie's out of town is that what we're calling it now don't okay the cash roughly
17:17works out to 300 000 30 000 to you thomas and the remaining 270 000 to be split equally between
17:24emma and francis no no no no no no tommy deserves an equal share
17:31mom it's fine no it's not fine it's fine
17:37alan amended his will quite recently it outlines that you are the administrator of frankie's share
17:57hey you okay
18:00i just i thought her going there things would be different why is she always my problem look she
18:06doesn't doesn't have to be okay i promised to head
18:13are you kidding me
18:22emma it's the clinic again you really need to call me there's been an altercation involving your sister
18:48don't you know it's real just here i'm sorry
18:54i mean no offense it's just
19:00what happened to you
19:05my daughter was attacked too
19:12that's how she died
19:19i'm sorry
19:21can i
19:23help you
19:28oh
19:30oh
19:32you
19:37everything's gonna be okay
19:42oh
19:43oh
20:01yeah
20:02here you go
20:03hey
20:04hey
20:05afternoon special
20:07i was on the prize
20:13frankie
20:16my office
20:18now
20:23how are you feeling
20:24what do you mean
20:25physically
20:26how are you feeling
20:28how are you feeling
20:28i got stabbed in the tit
20:33any nausea
20:35is this because you think i took something
20:36please just answer the question
20:38i didn't fucking take anything
20:45hello frankie
20:48beauty
20:49beauty
20:50you
20:50you
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