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Sidemen Inside Season 3 Episode 1
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00:08Welcome to inside we've taken 12 of the biggest names on the internet and put them all under one
00:16roof for seven days they'll be put to the ultimate test battling it out for 1 million pounds are we
00:24comfortable shut up we strip them of everything no luxuries no comfort no clout to hide behind
00:34your follow account means nothing this isn't fake and if they can't hack it
00:40everything has a price and the spend comes straight from the prize
00:48across the week the insiders will face drooling sad men challenges these can either earn money back
00:54or wipe the pot please every alliance they're smarter than us bro every conflict we have to break them
01:00apart every dodgy decision we're watching it all who taps out when the compass disappears who will
01:07survive the week and take it on this is inside walk up in the flight yeah i'm really i'm talking
01:19much
01:19light i'm really him hold up walk up in the light yeah i'm really him hold up woke up inside
01:32like
01:33yeah i'm finna win on god
01:41a million on the line light i got some dough i'm trying to spin
01:47side men inside like hey we about to go in on god
01:54i'm back for another series of inside they didn't bother asking me to do the us version but on the
01:59plus
01:59side that means i didn't have to watch it back in the uk the challenges are bigger the stakes are
02:05higher and my voice is more nasally i promise you some real nail biting action well there it is
02:12first inside is vlogger a b his flirting abilities are so bad that he puts the riz in restraining order
02:19oh no no this is awful this is actually terrifying now then bro welcome are you mewing right now are
02:27you
02:27got a strong jawline going on do you want this do you all right now i'm on netflix before gta
02:346 what's
02:35going on i've got so much energy my name's ab i'm 22 years old and i'm a youtube vlogger slash
02:41podcast host
02:42i guess yeah family welcome back to the vlog and welcome back to i don't know i didn't have that
02:47lined up to say my first if i'm first i'm actually going to kick off i don't know what sort
02:51of house
02:52i'm going to be i think i'm going to be a bit of a sheep like if everyone's spending and
02:55i'm not just
02:55going to be a fool and just not enjoy myself but if everyone's being well behaved i don't want to
02:59be
03:00that guy to kind of ruin ruin the vibe so i'll just follow what everyone else is doing this is
03:04actually the truman show i don't know what i've signed up to oh showers what's the vibe in here
03:10you've got a blue shower oh blue and red yeah you're gonna charge for hot water aren't you
03:17worst thing that could happen to me in the house is an attractive woman is interested in me and i
03:23have to deal with that on camera i won't worry too much there pal next in is ukrainian tiktoker
03:28anna maligon she's swapping her castle in la for a house share in london well she's easily pleased
03:40wow let's see if i can lift it
03:44i'm anna maligon and i'm an influencer and tiktoker and i'm best known for living in a castle and having
03:51a butler say hi to my favorite butler ever say hi to my followers hello do you think i can
03:59maybe bring
04:00it with me unfortunately we don't allow pink bunnies in the inside house you're in good hands of this
04:07gentleman goodbye while being inside i'm definitely gonna miss my phone the most and my butler
04:17who's gonna bring me my breakfast in the morning and give me a food rub and give me a massage
04:22and
04:23is anybody here hello i'm in here maybe i can convince some of the insiders to help me with
04:29that we don't have a butler but we can offer you a bottle hello i recognize you you have a
04:35butler i
04:36have but not here unfortunately i'm ab what's your name ab or alfi i'm terrified of females so dropping
04:44game on netflix is the worst case scenario here just make sure you keep 10 feet away from her at
04:49all times
04:49selfie um what can we do play hide and seek maybe i will ask you back hide and seek can
04:57i hide
04:58can i hide you seek okay all right i count till 30 seconds 30 seconds all right one two three
05:07four five
05:09there's actually nowhere to hide it's a reality show seven nine ten what am i doing dropping hide and seek
05:18game already you fucking love 16 what comes after 16 fuck fuck doesn't always come after 16 anna
05:25i was 23 when it finally happened 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 20 seconds 28 29 30 i'm
05:35coming for you
05:36skipping numbers someone's keen to find a b jeez
05:43i like it here i just wanted him to hide so i can be here alone
05:50i need someone else in here already 1v1 hiding so you're going down
05:55i hope he's not in the toilet
05:59there's no spots there's no spots there's no fucking spot behind with tampons and shit
06:04you can at least cover yourself all right there's nowhere it's the worst game you could have suggested
06:13texting is marlon he wants to be the biggest streamer in the world the current biggest streamer is me
06:19when looking at marlon that is oh security i'm marlon 24 and i'm best known for being
06:28a streamer content creator online i'm known for being a little bit of flirt you know charming whatever
06:32it is people definitely will expect me to flirt my way to that price money
06:38they're right i will do that i will get that price money
06:42are you worried about the challenges yeah a little bit the part was like animals is there
06:48going to be like any spider snakes what like tarantula yeah so if you have to say like who's
06:54the most ugly in the house or you have to have a tarantula on you are you gonna say it
06:57can i say you
06:58that poor boy that's actually just hurtful as well of course you're the ugliest ab
07:04but don't worry you're also the only guy in here
07:11oh wait you're still the ugliest nice to meet you bro hello how you doing i'm marlon very nice
07:17i know i'm anna wait where are you from i'm from ukraine but i live in l.a really
07:22are you in l.a i'm a little i'm a sweden this guy i believe a b has been what
07:27the kids call mugged
07:31what up are you good i'm good i'm good nice to see you bro wait where'd you put the clothes
07:35at
07:36on my bed oh yeah claim your bed bro oh right now yeah yeah well i don't know the
07:40fuck it up okay this is the best right here oh so it is good spot marlon this is a
07:46dressing room
07:46it's pretty far today wait where are y'all at i'm there and i'm here okay i chose the furthest
07:53bed
07:53from him all right anna we get it you may as well stick a paper bag on his head and
07:58be done with it
07:59you said your name's anna yeah what are you doing like on social media like what type of content i
08:04have a butler and i live in the castle in l.a yeah so you live in the castle in
08:10l.a yeah yeah relatable
08:12stuff guys but i have a strategy i can't just say that like i need this money to go on
08:17a vacation you
08:17know yeah anna has a fucking butler bro like what are you talking about i'm crazy if you have a
08:23butler
08:23yo respectfully then why are you even here to compete for the money no i'm gonna donate it
08:28oh for real fuck she's gonna win fuck that i told you that's it currently single uh you know not
08:38really looking but um you know whatever happens happens that's all i'm gonna say next in is india
08:43who's career began on the reality tv show love island being on this show must be a full circle
08:49moment or a cry for help oh my god i'm really going inside hello my name is india polack i'm
08:5926 and i'm
09:00best known for being a tv presenter and a former reality tv star you know what i'm gonna try yeah
09:06yeah i'll do it bloody hell my lawyers struggled less with the case i feel like i'm excited to take
09:15part in a show that's less about love and more about me as a person and like building friendships
09:19and doing more challenges nice to meet you my name is india oh it's yeah hello hi anna hello that's
09:24me
09:24alfi hi alfi nice to meet you very nice to meet you hi marlin nice to meet you i'm good
09:29i wanted a
09:30sofa though like this is oh my god yeah wait yo am i bugging i didn't they have like a
09:36couch or something
09:37i swear they did they did right yeah yeah yeah no they're like oh wait no no you have to
09:43buy cushions
09:43yeah you have to buy cushions i think you have to buy cushions that's probably a good yeah no we
09:49have
09:49to buy cushions this is why are you going to be already plotted no no we're already spending
09:55i'm essentials only kind of babe okay okay okay but everybody's idea of essentials yeah so yours probably
10:02yeah right i think i'm in the middle though i think i'll be very mindful you know and we'll work
10:07together yeah next into the house is football fanatic expressions oozing as a tottenham fan the one
10:13expression he'll never experience is happiness oh we're here geez we're here blood that's what i'm talking
10:21going on my g you're good yeah welcome to inside welcome to the inside but i ain't even got a
10:27criminal
10:27record but what am i doing it it's probably down to bad life choices i'll give you my time
10:31oh yeah i had to do a big stretch after my case that bloody judge i'm expressions genetically jacked
10:41athletically stacked half man half amazing age i'm three five of jamaican's finest what am i known for
10:47i'm known for running my mouth on youtube today was an absolute disgrace brother i'm seething i'm fuming
10:54but i'm gonna try not to shout because this team has been giving me heart palpitations all season hey
11:00miss lloyd you always told me i'll be inside look i'm inside spam you never knew it was gonna be
11:05netflix though did you look at me bro you know i mean i'm loud they don't want to see me
11:10win no one
11:10wants to see me win my game plan for inside but i've got it ready i'm inventing kids brav right
11:16i've got two of them zuri and zion i'm getting a bracelet made right now my friend's making it you
11:21do not want to vote out a father so if you see me with a wristband lying through my teeth
11:26don't tell
11:27anyone i can lie through my teeth look i've got space what's going on what's going on hello hi we're
11:33doing hugs yeah yes these kids i'm doing it all for you zuri zion my babies i ain't got kids
11:39blah
11:43next up is youtube og saffron barker saffron is actually the second most famous parker just behind
11:50eyes show speed oh my gosh this is so weird hi i'm saffron barker i'm 25 years old and i'm
12:00best known
12:00for sharing my life online since i was 14. hi mtv and welcome to my crib no i've always always
12:07wanted
12:08to do that i think online people definitely think that i'm high maintenance whereas actually in person
12:16i'm really not so i don't think you're going to see me buying stuff in the shops for the sake
12:19of it
12:20well you're definitely not low maintenance oh my gosh this is so weird speaking of which our next
12:28insider is alhan he's an internet personality and menace to society alhan was the hardest boy in private
12:34school which is why he had to shower separately what's going on you all right hi oh you're right
12:41yeah nice to meet you alhan genjay 26 coming on 50 and uh best known for being a wind-up
12:49troublemaker bit of a troll but i say how it is i'm here with the mayor of london i'm the
12:53future mayor
12:54my man's gonna keep my seat warm not too soon yeah forget me take care straight not too cute to
12:58be
12:58security look at you straight through there all right don't talk to me about that after you suffer
13:02oh gosh you want me to go first go on oh god okay all right youtubers i can't really stand
13:07i think
13:07they're all very annoying self-centered pricks but hey i'm one of them mate come on let's be honest
13:13yeah we're kids on the internet that make a lot of stupid money and we're about to win maybe a
13:17million
13:17quid but who has this luck yeah i'm literally gonna look up all of you when i go i'm gonna
13:38go
13:38through all the butler ones and just yeah thank you thank you no i'll send you the best ones where's
13:43your accent from i was born in ukraine oh really yeah you survived oh that's a crazy oh my it's
13:54a
13:54wrap already it's a wrap all right cut the cameras lord protect me i'm sorry i know so anyway how
14:01many
14:01more people are we expecting we have another one here it's reality tv star and every subtitler's
14:06worst nightmare chloe ferry hello hello darling you're all right oh sexy audience luggage on the
14:15table please okay don't be smelling my knickers hi everyone i'm chloe ferry and i've just turned 30
14:22and i'm best known for being on johnny's show unfortunately very serious aren't you that tray on
14:28the left yeah it's your new right left my wardrobe but i look too good to put that on darling
14:34i think they'll be happy to have me inside because i bring the fun and the bubble bubbleiness is i
14:40know where bubbleiness next to enter is ben azelaert ben has around 50 million subscribers and not one
14:47of them is old enough to rent a car oh hello what's your name ben ben are you american yes
14:54oh my god
14:54where from america probably california oh my god my name is ben azela i am 23 years old and you
15:01might
15:01know me from my youtube videos where we build crazy things put secret rooms in our house or do
15:06stops today i'm building a secret pool in my room and you're probably wondering why i don't think i've
15:12ever met an american before never met an american i know never in my life i've been to las vegas
15:17americans
15:18live in america so i think you have chloe whoa it's like prison isn't it i plan on taking the
15:23cold
15:24showers not taking the meal upgrades not spending any money i want to be deprived of all things i like
15:29i'm trying to take the challenge and be uncomfortable and just do it for real hello
15:34hello everyone oh wow hello hello hello hello hello nice to meet you yeah my plan is to be a
15:41loyal
15:41competitor i don't want to be backstabbing people i watch the show there's a lot of that so i plan
15:46on
15:46being the friend that's loyal and uh if it comes down to it i'm just going to be honest i
15:51like a drink
15:51i'm not gonna lie i'll be honest with you i like a drink i love a glass of sauvignon blanc
15:55do you think they you think they have it here yeah the better because i'm going home if not i've
16:00got to have a drink this is like the uk version i feel like a lot of them they'll probably
16:04know each
16:05other better since like they're in the same scene if that makes sense like as long as like i'm not
16:09the
16:09only american because i watched the last one the us version they're like singling out the one uk
16:14guy and i was like fuck i don't want to be like the oddball outlets like i'd eliminate somebody
16:18might as well be him bro next in is cheyenne a presenter who has interviewed wayne lillica and
16:24andrew tate although most police officers could say the same thing oh my god hi my name is cheyenne
16:32reynolds i am 32 now i know a millennial and i am most known for my podcast my interview formats
16:39and trying to show me isn't that really for this toxic business yet big mountain cheers to the
16:45toxicity in that can we get pink no kind of insider i'm going to be is the mother hen it
16:53would be
16:54absolutely crazy if someone wants to vote their mom out well cheyenne's next child is about to pop
16:58out and it's lydia violet lydia started streaming a few years ago while in bali my house did the same
17:04thing curse that tap water hi hi i'm lydia i am 22 years old and i am a live streamer
17:19so um i play
17:20video games for a living which is pretty cool i can find your name again lydia first impressions
17:24yeah okay cheyenne okay oh my gosh i'm remembering your name i'm so bad at names so i'm just gonna
17:30remember everyone's babe okay and then everyone else is babe oh my god people might be surprised
17:36that i am actually english um i know it doesn't sound like i'm english it's just i'm chronically
17:41online and i lived in australia but i'm chronically online young people nice to meet you hi nice to
17:50meet you oh they're all so nice let's see how long this lasts oh no there goes my oh my
18:06god these
18:07lot have done me now you lot have done me dirty oh my god once they're coming back i'm coming
18:19back i'm
18:19coming back i'm coming back nice to meet you that's me alfie
18:24i knew she was gonna be in there black i can't win now this is for my kids blood look
18:29dad zuri zion
18:30she knows i ain't got kids blood she's got my phone number blood i love podcasts it's my favorite
18:36performance yeah i know it's the best thing ever made it is yeah she is is yours technically a
18:40podcast or i like to go back and talk show i can't believe you're here i said i love that
18:46you're here
18:49if i invent two kids black and bear make sure you just go with it oh yeah that's real subtle
18:53you should change your name to micro expressions i need a little sob story yeah i've got something
18:59made i've got a little bracelet made okay just pretend that you know i've got yeah yeah don't
19:03sell me out blood i've never i did that stand out video for free blood i did it for you
19:09but i
19:09have to remember that yeah why does he need a sob story lena totman fans good enough expressions
19:15has just told me about his kids i feel like stressed i'm actually not that good at like lying honestly
19:24people know if i'm lying so i am actually like look nervous what do you do anyone i'm a streamer
19:31i
19:31play a streamer streamer okay do you know what a streamer is okay so i like play video games right
19:38live so if you're playing just for example monopoly or crash band acute and someone's just watching you
19:43and get money yeah you can't do it um oh my gosh when we get out okay you should become
19:51a streamer
19:51or a stripper i've actually been gym a few times you know yeah you think anybody's actually gonna
19:57hit a workout our final insider is no stranger to a big lift it's the world's strongest man eddie hall
20:03he's so big and strong that no one's ever told him his haircut's my name's eddie hall i'm also known
20:08as the beast i'm 37 years old and i am best known for winning the world's strongest man 2017 and
20:15being
20:15the first human being to lift half a ton off the floor it wasn't too heavy for you was it
20:22no might
20:24be too heavy for you though so my diet is essentially carnival all i eat is meat eggs and dairy
20:30so yeah
20:31rice and beans is like my worst nightmare hello hello oh my god hi how are you doing you're really
20:37big i hadn't noticed that i was so shocked when i saw eddie he was the last person i thought
20:44would be
20:44here here here here we see the world's strongest man meet the world's strongest accent are you the
20:49world's strongest man i am yeah can you lift us in the air one day probably yeah yes go on
20:54love it
20:54can't wait what's your name sorry chloe what's your name eddie eddie eddie nice to be eddie
20:58eddie heywin no no close eddie comes in the door absolutely humongous that big he needs his own
21:05postcode i've never seen anyone with muscles like that before what's the what's the best thing you built
21:10they're done we did a roller coaster off the roof which was in like a car like oh yeah yeah
21:17yeah
21:17fucking hell with wood and pvc pipes like plastic tubes it's one of those things i didn't think
21:23was possible we did it and someone actually rode it yeah i did yeah yeah it's fucking scary i think
21:29the
21:29group dynamic is uh is quite open and we've got some very young people uh in the group i think
21:35expressions
21:35is um very expressive just that energy i can deal with that energy in small doses but i just wonder
21:41how that's going to grind on me over seven days wait hold up 12 people yeah a million pounds split
21:4712 ways 100 grand each more yeah julie 85 80 yeah so what we're saying we just all spend 80
21:56bags no bro
21:58no
21:59wait i thought you were gonna say let's all save the money so what's the minimum you would like
22:05to go home with at the end of this that's about yeah how about this how about this nobody has
22:09ever
22:09went home with over 500 so we could really so if we all really lock in that we got to
22:15be over 500
22:16thousand i think that's reasonable yeah i think that's not gonna happen but we should try here
22:20come the sidemen what they lack in talent looks and personality they more than make up for with
22:25fancy production and guests oh it's nice isn't it this is hello hello you've been working out
22:33you're gonna tense for me bro stop glazing it's tense for me a little okay close the camera oh god
22:42someone keep jj away from marlon
22:53oh my god
22:58all right let's go let's go meet them
23:04you're a weird bunch
23:16welcome to inside oh no he's doing the promo voice again your prize fund starts at one million
23:25pound wall oh but i can only be one winner so trust no one
23:38don't me
23:41you're very cute hey the shop is now open
23:52chloe's sprinting to the shops what could she possibly be after
24:01wait sofa cushions 10 that way oh wow energy drink any any sweet oh god i could do a little
24:09without worth the alcohol that'll be later oh that'll be like a treat
24:12put this shadow you're getting withdrawals i'm not gonna lie i am really excited to be here but
24:16i need a drink and on that menu there is no alcohol how am i gonna survive who's gonna tell
24:22chloe
24:22this is her intervention where is my white wife i need my savvy old blood
24:28could i confirm some crisps please
24:31i could film a pack of crisps please i'm sorry crisps i won't fucking fill you
24:38it's the first day yeah fuck the cushions just be smart with your money put it towards your meal
24:44upgrades imagine a prosecco later my butt cheeks right now flat you get me i've got a bum you know
24:50no not anymore fam i've got no back fam i need some sofas for that cushion stat we need a
24:55football
24:55just keep it up two touch would just like go bro if if there if there's the air if there's
25:00shit like that we need to they're listening the football's gonna be 10 bags now that you've said
25:03that that's worth it yeah it is just two touching non-stop all there hey be honest yeah my boy
25:08who do you think is going to be like expressions yeah what's spending the most oh is that the
25:13question why did you when did jimmy car arrive that laugh is just mental bro i don't trust the boys
25:23i have to wait i trust the boys about spending no no i feel like they'll seem well yeah no
25:28i don't
25:28no but i feel like the boys like i feel like they need the energy so i'm not going to
25:32be stupid
25:33to put all the girls out no no no yeah just you know trust each other yeah do you reckon
25:37the
25:38girls are like forming an alliance like plotting probably it's natural to have women boys and
25:42girls let's be honest in it but girls are very bitchy they're not gonna turn like on each other
25:47they're smarter than us bro they're smarter than us no they've got chloe from geordie shaw and
25:52saffron barker i don't know how much smarter hello can you hear me where is the wine oh chloe
26:02the only wine in this place is coming from your mouth i don't think chloe gets a fuck about this
26:07show she's just here for five let me tell you something she's here for a red wine like you be
26:1140 fans i think i think cheyenne's going to be very calculated yeah she's done a dating show and
26:16she deals with men yeah very well i think she might win i don't think she could be there would
26:20be the ringleader of what's going on what do you all think what do you think of them is here
26:24to like
26:24actually win the money i think i think anna or the live streamer yeah i know i know she's got
26:29she's got to buy she's got to buy some she's got a castle she said she's giving all the money
26:33to
26:33charity if she wins oh mate that for a lot definitely voting her out for that yeah yeah
26:38yeah charities for losers hello the boys and the girls were just plotting separately though
26:44we were actually having a good time were you figuring out the master plan how to let us all down
26:49be honest i don't know if there's enough brain cells you lot left in here for us to do that
26:54boy you
26:54know what i mean we're just trying to live life and get cushions we were just talking about fighting
26:57this place looks like a kennel with a pug sat next to an xl bully oh nah hey i might
27:06just get an upgrade
27:09now yo do it quick do it quick come down in front of everyone oh this is the cushion that's
27:17shit that's fucking shit sideman that's it that's not model behavior i think this is when i realize
27:23i might actually cook yeah yeah oh it does 5k wait no we've not got it yet i just don't
27:33want to spend
27:33five grand but this this is going to be horrific i can tell damn oh that's all right man is
27:40that rice and
27:41peas that's rice and peas that is rice and peas i don't like beans it's my worst nightmare yeah i
27:53can't
27:53eat that shit neither i'll have a seat later it'll be fine is there anyone that want to try the
27:59milk
27:59and see what it is oh yeah if i have us yeah oh really should i just test it out
28:03yeah all right now if i
28:05have to if i have to can i confirm a meal upgrade please and you know i like dry food
28:11and i don't fuck about with it yeah i got the meal upgrade the rice and beans was horrific i
28:16mean
28:16it's just rice that sounds well if you don't even like that i don't i don't even like that you're
28:22fucking laughing i don't i said to the camera you know i'm fussy please don't put anything confusing
28:27in there we're talking mustard we're talking pickles we're talking i don't know loads of miscellaneous
28:31meat i don't even know what was in there how is it damn you're dissecting it i feel like somebody
28:36who
28:36isn't as picky as you need to be the judge of whether it's doing surgery um the meat's good
28:41yeah i'm just avoiding the other
28:44i need to go toilet man again again you might want to get that checked mate
28:54i confirm a tango mango zero sugar blood another can well he's definitely taking the piss in the shop
29:01we need to buy things as a team and then we need to buy things for ourselves the shop will
29:06be seeing
29:07me but i've just no fan
29:11brother i've got tango mango in my water bottle and i'm going to be doing that throughout the whole
29:16show blood but what else do you do other than streaming like what do you go up to
29:19there's all of it you know tick tock instagram twitch twitch yeah
29:23you make money off that oh yeah you don't watch it i bet all the girls do you ever do
29:27like tours or
29:28like meet and greets or anything yeah i do yeah i just did one i just did one tour in
29:30america people
29:31follow you they stalk you like i mean i feel like people come to my hotel room like knock on
29:34my door
29:35i don't know what you do you invite them in you know i swear my life i invited me to
29:39take a patient
29:40and they went out yeah right that old chestnut baby come on i'd like to confirm a proper wind-up
29:48please
29:49a wind-up what could this be oh my god what is it i'll take that yeah that's yours that's
29:54yours
29:54what is it fruit winder is that a joke no i don't want it don't like the whole story i'm
29:59not being part
30:00of your plan i'm winning the million pounds i love alhan i mean i watched him on the outside anyway
30:06he's quite mischievous but like i don't know i feel like we got a little little dynamic duo going
30:10on oh inside friends you guys can take a hot shower or a cold shower listen i was like everyone's
30:15showing together i was like i want to see how cold it is yeah should we do it okay how
30:22cold is it make
30:23sure it's cold it's it's doable yeah in the morning it's gonna be a little different oh oh no
30:31the insiders have had their rice and beans and after simultaneously sharting they've had to put on
30:37their new sparkling inside uniforms i'm admiring your foot thanks bro it's pretty brave you just
30:43wiped the dogs out this earlier my feet were really hot
30:50that noise means for the first time this series the insiders are heading to the challenge arena
30:55to the challenge area are you celebrating not though this is when the beef starts the beef is when
31:02shit gets i like oh no this is when it gets real oh this is too close for comfort every
31:18round two
31:18insiders will be paired up and be asked a juicy question in order to complete the challenge they must
31:24truthfully answer each question however whilst doing so a few distractions will take place if the
31:31distraction is too much to handle they can press the red button and step out of the challenge but
31:38doing so will cost the team 10 000 pounds now let's play too close for comfort expressions
31:47oh come on bro not me and lydia please why me first into the box do you actually mind if
31:56man press the
31:57button 10 grand it's not that much it's not that much don't press it well you're talking too much
32:02right get it get in the box that's outrageous you know it's too slow black how's eddie getting in
32:08this box oh my god i'm actually terrified guys it's like i'm snorkeling and you're like hey hey listen
32:16hey you lot man needs some support in it i'm scared of everything but when you got the world's
32:24strongest man blood this is when you need to turn it on you need to shazam well how do you
32:32guys feel
32:32about cockroaches what roaches what roaches what roaches what roaches oh they're well they're a massive
32:48oh
32:53oh
32:54oh
33:03Oh
33:07Let me slowly
33:09Ask you a question
33:11What's that on my head?
33:13Oh my god, get me out of this
33:15Test the button then
33:16I can't even see the button
33:20Shag, marry, kill
33:22Shag, marry, kill
33:23Saka, rice, Eze
33:26Alright, so
33:29Why are you sweating?
33:30I'm a marry saka, I love that water
33:32You know them weight there
33:33I'm a shag, rice, chicken fried rice, baby
33:36You know them weight there
33:37And Eze, I'm a kill him
33:38I'm a kill him, blood
33:41Remember I said it, fam
33:43And I'll do it for free, blood
33:45Lydia, who do you think
33:46Has zero chance of winning
33:51Lydia, look at the bottom of me
33:52I don't want to take my mouth out, they're going to go in my mouth
34:00Eze
34:02What the fuck, blood, press the button
34:04Hey, press the button, I swear
34:08I swear
34:08This woman, blood
34:10I've had enough of her breath
34:11Get me out of there, bro
34:13I feel like it's on my chin, but I don't know
34:15But I'm actually going crazy
34:16Oh my god, it's on your chin
34:20Lydia, please
34:21I can see the cockroach
34:23Oh my god
34:24Lydia, please, man
34:27I said expressions, woman
34:33Why expressions?
34:34Why expressions?
34:36Because
34:37He
34:38He's quite loud
34:41And I think
34:42He's going to press it
34:44But he's going to fail on a challenge
34:47Like you're failing now
34:48I'm not failing
34:50You've made this challenge a whole lot worse
34:52Yeah, I think we'll accept that
34:53I didn't know who I was going to vote for
34:54But I think I might do now
34:56Well, well done
34:58You two, congratulations
34:59Wait, is that actually on my chin?
35:01Nah, you're alright
35:02Are you from it?
35:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
35:03Do you swear on your life?
35:04My life? Hell no, blood
35:06My life?
35:07After what you just said to me?
35:10Chloe and Saffron
35:12Oh my god, my goggles are down again
35:14This is...
35:15Oh, I can't do it
35:17This round
35:18Is toads
35:19Oh, that's fine
35:21Right?
35:21Toads
35:22What? What's a toad?
35:23Like a frog
35:24For a frog?
35:25For a frog, frog
35:26Obviously, everyone needs to understand
35:28That I am not the brightest on the sky
35:30So when he said toad
35:31I didn't know
35:32The only thing I could think of
35:33Was a toad in the hall
35:34Us, the British, love a toad in the hall
35:36Babe, babe, don't scream
35:37Babe, don't scream
35:38Babe, don't scream for to be scared of me
35:39Oh no, I'm fucking terrified
35:40Fuck this, they're gonna actually jump
35:42Fuck this
35:43Fuck my life right now
35:45Whoa, it's just staring at you
35:47Try to scream with your mouth shut
35:48So I don't go in there
35:51No, close it
35:52No, close it
35:52No, close it
35:53Go away
35:53Behind you
35:54Oh my fucking god
35:55How many are you gonna put in?
35:56Oh my god
35:57They're jumping, they're jumping
35:58Being in this box
36:00Feels so much worse than it looks, by the way
36:03Do not
36:03Oh, fuck off
36:05No, fuck off
36:05That's horrible
36:06That was wild
36:07Oh my fucking god
36:09The toad stinks
36:12It stinks of ass
36:15Asshole
36:16Chloe
36:18Shag, marry, kill
36:19Any of the male housemates
36:24Jesus
36:24Erm
36:25I'll kill Anna
36:28What?
36:29It has to be
36:29The men
36:31What?
36:32That's so unnecessary
36:33What the hell?
36:35You had to name males
36:36Wait, wait, wait
36:37Okay, okay, okay
36:37Kill Eddie
36:38Cause then I'll be the strongest
36:40Okay
36:40And then, erm, marry
36:45Erm, yeah
36:46Discusion
36:47Cause he's the funniest
36:49Excusion
36:50I am leaving this house
36:53Oh my god
36:55Who?
36:58Exclusions
36:59Exclusions bro
36:59Erm
37:00Who are you shagging?
37:02Him over there
37:03Which one?
37:04The leg one, obviously
37:06Why is the one acting like it's not obviously him?
37:09Can we just double check?
37:10Do you mean?
37:10The baldie hair for the piazins
37:12Marlon not the ugly one
37:13I'm not fucking bald, yo
37:15Ready for the sharpest hairline here bro
37:17What are you talking about?
37:18Right, that's enough
37:19Definitely not AB
37:20No
37:20Bro, it's fucking Mark
37:22He's just gotta double check
37:23Why didn't he up?
37:25Sapon
37:26Who do you think will be the biggest game player in the house?
37:30Erm
37:32I have no idea
37:34Cause the problem is I'm too trusting
37:35So I don't know
37:37Pick someone bitch
37:38Pick someone
37:40Expression
37:41Expression
37:43Expression
37:43I'll take that
37:44Just cause she got the name right
37:46Nah, yeah
37:46Real talk
37:48Congratulations
37:49Well we have suffered
37:50I thought that was 20k down the drain
37:52Very good
37:53Let's go
37:55Round three
37:56India
37:58And Eddie
38:01I'm really scared
38:03This is gonna be fine
38:05Eddie
38:06India
38:07How do you feel about rats?
38:10Oh no
38:10Fuck off
38:11No I cannot do it
38:12Keep your ass
38:13Keep your ass
38:13Break the ass baby
38:14Keep your ass
38:15No I can't
38:17I don't know how to do it
38:17I'm coming
38:18No I'm sorry
38:19Oh
38:20There's no one
38:21No I can't do it
38:23He's a nice rat
38:24He's a nice rat
38:25He's a nice rat
38:26I'm not gonna lie
38:27They got master splinder in that box
38:29India
38:29You need so to worry
38:30Come on
38:31No
38:33He's a nice rat
38:34Oh!
38:34Oh, fuck on that one. These are nice rats.
38:40Yeah, if you don't want to do it, press the button.
38:43Press the red button. Don't worry about it.
38:45We're going to need you to put your head up a little bit.
38:47And you're going to put your head up.
38:49Oh!
38:51Oh, dear.
38:53Rats, I don't like rats.
38:55I would have helped if it was, like, a fluffy little white mouse.
38:58I could have been like, oh, you know, it's a little pet.
39:00They were naked mole rats with big balls
39:03and they were pooping and peeing everywhere
39:06and they smelled really bad.
39:08That is 10,000 pounds.
39:10You could have at least got fluffy ones.
39:1310,000 pounds has been wiped off the prize box.
39:17I think I've got one pooping in my hair.
39:22Cheyenne and A.B. is pigeons.
39:25Oh, my!
39:26No! They don't put on me!
39:30Oh, my!
39:33These!
39:34Why are they all on me?
39:36They're all on me.
39:36They were some nitty pigeons.
39:38I've seen them before at King's Cross.
39:39They're straight off the street.
39:40They've seen some shit.
39:41I can tell.
39:43A.B.
39:43Yeah?
39:44What's your most embarrassing moment?
39:47I've shat myself playing Call of Duty.
39:50Oh, my days!
39:53Diane, you've interviewed a lot of people in your time.
39:55Mm-hmm.
39:56In the house, who would be the worst person to interview?
39:59What's your content?
40:01Like, vlogs and shit.
40:02Yeah, see, then A.B. would be the worst to interview.
40:05Because they've got to be entertaining.
40:06You don't think A.B. is entertaining?
40:08Don't twist it!
40:10Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
40:11I've got bear pigeons on me.
40:15Congratulations!
40:16You have got food.
40:18You have to deal with nothing.
40:19This round.
40:20Come follow me.
40:25Ben and Alhan, how would you like a little bit of shit?
40:30Oh, my God.
40:32Bring in the shit.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35That's actually shit.
40:37Oh!
40:38Hey.
40:38Oh, it looks like...
40:39Hey, Alhan, you're in the thick of it now, Vlad.
40:41The shit smells so bad, it took the entire room.
40:45I was literally like this.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:48That's like...
40:49You seem way too used to this.
40:51That's what I'm into.
40:52Chew Geordie.
40:53That's fine.
40:55Putting shit in a box on people's heads.
41:00Ben!
41:04How much did you make from your highest earning video?
41:18You taking the fucking piss?
41:20No, no, no, no.
41:21All right, all right, all right.
41:21What the fuck?
41:231.2 million.
41:24What?
41:25What?
41:26What's he doing?
41:27You don't need the money, Vlad.
41:29You just got to respect that.
41:30What?
41:30Nah, man.
41:31What?
41:32What?
41:33What happened?
41:34Alhan flicked who at me?
41:38Alhan.
41:39What?
41:40Who is your least favorite person?
41:43Oh, my God.
41:44Next box now.
41:45I'm putting you out next.
41:47With a whole bucket on my...
41:51Even as an arty, I was, you know, out of my comfort zone.
41:56Alhan.
41:57What?
41:57Who is your least favorite person in the world?
42:00Swarms.
42:02That was way too quick.
42:05Can we ask why?
42:06The music.
42:08You hate his music that much?
42:10Terrible.
42:13OK, the final round.
42:15Anna, Marlon.
42:17Marlon.
42:18This time, you're not going to be facing the tank.
42:22Marlon and Anna.
42:24Is that a fucking ice bath?
42:26This is your distraction.
42:28You have a very cold bath.
42:30Bro, you know how cold it is here already?
42:32Oh, my God.
42:32It's freezing.
42:35Anna, you got this, Vlad.
42:36OK.
42:37Please.
42:39Oh, my God.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:41Oh, my God.
42:41Oh, my God.
42:42I'm shaking already.
42:44Bro, you know how cold it is in here already, bro?
42:46Come on, dude.
42:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:47OK.
42:49Don't be a pussy.
42:50Oh, you have to share this bath with Marlon.
42:52And I'm just like, well, is there anything bad about it?
42:57Let's bring in the eels.
42:59What?
42:59What?
43:01What?
43:01No.
43:03No.
43:03No.
43:04No, no, no.
43:05Where are you going?
43:06Are you pressing the red button?
43:09I'm putting it back.
43:10No, no.
43:11Are you getting help?
43:12If you get out, that is 10,000.
43:15So why is it still cold?
43:16I don't understand.
43:18If you get out in 10,000.
43:18I don't understand.
43:18If you get out in 10,000.
43:19If you get out in 10,000.
43:21Come on.
43:22They're chill.
43:22They're not even real.
43:23It's a deal.
43:24Oh, my God.
43:25What?
43:27They're on my nuts right now.
43:28Like, please, bro.
43:30Marlon.
43:30Yes, bro.
43:31What is your body count?
43:37Come on, dude.
43:38What do you mean?
43:39Come on.
43:39Chill out, bro.
43:42It's on my leg.
43:43Fuck.
43:44It's moving towards me.
43:45Answer the question.
43:46It doesn't bite, right?
43:48Nine.
43:48I said it.
43:49Nine?
43:50Nine, yes.
43:51All of their names.
43:53Are you fucking dead?
43:55I'm kidding.
43:57I'm kidding.
43:58I'm kidding.
43:58I'm kidding.
43:58I'm kidding.
43:58I'm kidding.
43:58Anna.
43:59Come on.
44:00Who is the most famous person that has been in your DMs?
44:03I'm fucking dead.
44:04They're easy shit.
44:05A lot of them.
44:06I don't know.
44:06Drake?
44:07Drake?
44:09Drake?
44:10Drake?
44:10Drake?
44:11Drake?
44:11Drake?
44:13Drake?
44:15Drake?
44:34Drake?
44:35Drake.
44:35Drake?
44:35Drake?
44:35I'll be fine
44:38I because you guys did so well. We're gonna reward you with some fresh cushions
44:50The bars on the fucking floor fishes so it seems like you all got to know each other a bit
44:55better you can head back inside
45:06Nice how's the biggest guy got one blood that may be the heaviest one out of the
45:11Free cushions how nice and all you had to do is get covered in cockroaches heels and covered in shit
45:17Yeah, also got to figure it out. So it's like
45:20Puzzle pretty shit puzzle Chloe. What the fuck it's changed
45:25Hang on what does ABC milkshake premium bit
45:35You're out here doing lip liner girls
45:38It's party time. I'm having a drink. Nothing says class like having your makeup in a ziplock lunch bag
45:43There's alcohol
45:533000
46:06No, baby, there's this that's over there. What that's left. I guess I'd come through
46:11But no, you've already confirmed it though, babe. No, I've confirmed both now
46:14You've confirmed both
46:15What do you mean?
46:16If you say you've confirmed it's coming to know you've got wine and
46:18They didn't nod. I don't think anyone's in there
46:22You're getting both
46:24Right, Chloe, we get it. You want a drink
46:26Chloe is spending a lot of money on alcohol
46:30Obviously if it goes on every night, then that's gonna be a problem
46:33Can we confirm red wine Malbec?
46:36Oh
46:38I have been waiting all fucking day for a glass of wine. I feel reborn actually
46:46That food
46:48Can I confirm a meal upgrade please and please make it what I like
46:53Is it actually deep again?
46:55Yeah
46:55Oh my god, it's actually gonna be easy
46:57I'll eat that, I'll eat that
46:59So it's actually beans every day
47:01Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of meal upgrades I think
47:03I'm gonna go for a meal upgrade
47:05I feel like I can't do like the gruel
47:07That's like 60 beans
47:09If we all do it
47:10I'm finding the right to be
47:11It is, right?
47:12I mean, there'll be some people that try hard and they're like, nah, I'm not having one
47:15Just have one, mate
47:16It's not that deep
47:17I confirm a meal upgrade expeditiously blood
47:21Can I confirm a meal upgrade please?
47:23Can I confirm a healthy meal upgrade?
47:27Oh, shit!
47:29Oh my god
47:30Shotgun or steak?
47:32Yeah, that's definitely all you
47:33What the fuck, why do you get a steak?
47:38Oh, it's cooked medium rare as well
47:42I don't think he'd care if it was alive
47:47As it's the first night
47:48The insiders have gathered around to have a nice little get-to-know-you chat
47:52I wonder what icebreakers Alhanna's prepared
47:54What's that the worst thing you lot have ever been through?
47:57Oh, no
47:58What, you in a trauma, Dad?
48:01What's the worst part of your life?
48:03Anna has a fucking butler, yeah?
48:05Don't chat to man about no hardships
48:07Yeah, but that doesn't mean they've never been through anything
48:09You can be rich and go through hardship
48:10Yeah, you can
48:11All right, cool
48:12So
48:13And go through hard what?
48:14Hence my...
48:15Like, bad times
48:15Oi, quite proven, yeah?
48:17I went through war
48:19Yeah, you fucked it, bro
48:20There are enough Anna wins
48:22Yeah, hold that, bro
48:23Yeah
48:23No
48:24No
48:25Oi, guys, a lot of it
48:25Oh, let's see
48:26Come on, come on, come on
48:27It ain't gonna be that much, man
48:28Ain't gonna worry
48:29No
48:29I still wouldn't want to go lower than 9,000
48:31I mean, 900,000
48:33Hold on a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
48:35Hey, slow down
48:35Hey, Bobby Valentino, Vlad
48:38Bobby Valentino, fam
48:40There's no way
48:41Okay, okay
48:41That's all right
48:4410K challenge
48:44We'll take that
48:45How many meal upgrades?
48:46Like, probably like 10
48:48What we spent today is not really surprising to me
48:51I think the most money spent is by AB for sure because I've literally seen it
48:54But I think we gotta cut down on the meal upgrade, stuff like that
48:57But other than that, pretty good day
48:58Kept it over 900,000, so I'm happy with that
49:00All right, I'm gonna make a suggestion, yeah
49:04That 4250 is pissing man off a lot, yeah
49:06And in the grand scheme of things, between 12 of us, what is four bags, yeah
49:12So should we just make it a nice round number of 930 bags and go treat ourselves for one night
49:18only, yeah
49:20What can you treat yourself with for four bags?
49:22I'll hunt for president
49:22Anyway, I'll see you at the show
49:24I'm quite happy where the prize fund is right now
49:27If we stay on this trajectory and with eliminations
49:30I think we're on track to hit around about the half million a mark
49:34What is it?
49:36This is 3650, yeah
49:38So you can have
49:39A crispy
49:40Like a seven-minute shower
49:43There's nothing for 200
49:45Brad, I like the way you walk in here and tell us what we can do, blood
49:47Shush
49:48I will not
49:49No, we had an agreement
49:51I'm like
49:51We? I didn't sign off on anything, blood
49:53Do you don't want to share the milkshake?
49:55Who wants the milkshake?
49:56Do you need it for your games?
49:57I'll have half with you if you want to go over to the milkshake
50:00I'm not justified
50:01Who fancies cucumber flavour crisps?
50:04Cucumber crisps
50:05Spot the guy who went to private school
50:09So your kids are five, did you say?
50:11Yeah, yeah, yeah
50:12Boy and a girl
50:13Obviously being away from my family for this seven days and that is a big deal
50:17Do you know what I mean?
50:18Yeah
50:18Like I've never worn this like on a YouTube video or nothing but it's almost like
50:22Yeah, like man's proud of them bro, you know them with them
50:25Do you miss yours though?
50:26I ain't gonna lie
50:27No, I don't
50:29You don't miss your kid?
50:30I don't
50:31I don't, blood
50:32Now you know why?
50:33Because I know they're good
50:34Look, there's nothing better in this world
50:37Is getting home and just giving my daughter, my two little girls
50:41Just giving them a fucking pick them up
50:42Give them a hug and a kiss and then it fucking melts my heart man
50:45Brother, let me tell you like this right now
50:47If I go missing offline, Eddie got his hands on me
50:50He asked me a question about my kids
50:53And yes, I lied through the gap
50:55That's it
50:55So when I want to punk out of my challenges
50:57I look down on my wrist, yeah
50:58And I say, all right, cool
50:59Nice
50:59What are you talking about, bro?
51:01You get me?
51:01If they ever watch this
51:02You know what I mean?
51:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
51:03Do you know what I mean?
51:04They'll be like, yeah
51:05Look what my dad did, blood
51:07Yeah, nice, man
51:07That's true
51:09So yeah, it is what it is, bro
51:15Ooh, there's an unexpected item in the backing area
51:18Wait, what is this? Look
51:20Ultimate power available
51:21Wait, what is that?
51:23Please could I confirm one ultimate power, please?
51:25Yeah, yeah
51:26That could be big
51:31Oh my God, oh my God
51:32Wait, wait, wait
51:33Let me go in the corner
51:34Wait, you can see
51:35I didn't want to do it
51:37Oh my God
51:38Go to room 19
51:39Who?
51:40Me
51:40I bought ultimate power
51:44Shit, shit, shit
51:46I just panicked
51:49Congratulations insider
51:50You have purchased ultimate power
51:52You are immune from elimination tomorrow
51:55And you must now select three of your follow insiders to nominate for eviction
52:00Nah
52:01Marlon just said there's ultimate power
52:03I just got gassed and said it
52:04Because I knew it would be some mad stuff like that
52:07What comes after A and B?
52:09See?
52:09To see what's about to happen, babe
52:12I've already done that one, mate
52:14In order to confirm your nomination, you need to say your three nominees
52:18I'm down for some chicken nuggets name
52:22It's fucked up from you lot to make me say it to their face
52:24I don't want to send anyone home
52:26It is also survival of the fittest here
52:28Oh, it's fucked because they all know I bought this
52:30Why did I scream it?
52:32Um, India lost 10k in the challenge
52:35Chloe's a bit of a loose cannon with the booze
52:37Anna's just really like, like, wouldn't hurt a fly
52:40Cheyenne is also like the mother of the hat
52:42Like, I feel like she's always just smiling
52:45Oh, I've got to send one of the boys
52:46I can't do all girls, that's not fair on the rest of them
52:48Maybe he's gone woke
52:50Anything can happen
52:51Oh, I can't send Eddie
52:53Ben, lovely guy
52:55Marlon's also my boy's side
52:57I can't do him like that
53:03We'll have to just pick one of the boys on the spot
53:05You know, I wish I didn't buy this, bro
53:07Coming up this season on Inside
53:09Oh my god
53:10No, that's disgusting
53:11The games have really begun
53:14It's a bit of crying
53:16There's no such thing as trust in this house
53:18Alfie, what's going on all of the girls so far?
53:20They ain't villains like us
53:22I've got no game plan, I've got no strategy
53:24I'm here to stir the pot
53:25Was it you?
53:26It was not me, I swear
53:32Don't mess with me, bitch
53:34I had to show him a bit of ass crack
53:35I can't do this
53:37The three insiders nominated for elimination are
53:55I can't do it
54:09I'm here to show him a bit of a
54:10like, yeah, I'm really him, talking about shit like, I'm really him, oh God, walk up
54:20in this shit like, yeah, I'm really him.
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