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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born feet up.
01:03You're born feet up.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:47Let's go
02:11Let's go
02:40Let's go
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06:38Let's go
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37All game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22You stay home.
09:25You stay home.
09:33Don't worry, he'll feel it.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:59Is he okay?
11:12Is he okay?
11:28Is he okay?
11:30Is he okay?
11:30Is he okay?
11:32Oh, my God.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
12:02Oh, my God.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:17Oh, my God.
12:19Oh, my God.
12:45Oh, my God.
12:55Oh, my God.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:10I should go.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:10Oh, you fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come and it was free?
14:20Go fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53We'll see Tom.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You have to meet him.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be a honor.
18:52After yesterday's time.
18:53After yesterday's time,
18:54you have to meet him.
18:54No matter what you are.
18:54You won...
18:58...Latvian.
19:00Latvian.
19:01And he is still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It is not sad, my father.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It is not a game, it is a game.
19:14It is a real shame.
19:16It is not to justify the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I am playing better than when I am.
19:23My father is injured.
19:25The commander is not playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is playing?
19:31You, captain, you are playing playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She is not able to do this.
19:52No.
19:54No, my father.
19:56Mom died.
20:00Mom died.
20:01You remember her?
20:02You remember her?
20:04I remember her.
20:06You remember her?
20:08Where's Polina?
20:09Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:15Of course.
20:24He is a today.
20:25To be able to meet the minister.
20:29Yeah.
20:30Okay.
20:31Go, let's go.
20:34Of course.
20:34Of course, he is very good.
20:36He is all over there.
20:37He's always resting for a military.
20:38What's the deal with him?
20:40He is not in it.
20:40No, he is in a way.
20:42But...
20:42He will stay.
20:44He will have to return.
20:46We have a present in the United States.
20:47It's a good job, it's a good job.
20:51It's a good job.
20:54But this is a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:00We're not too much too much talking.
21:07You are my angel.
21:09You're talking too much.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14When we win, пап.
21:16I'm going to bring her to the bar. She needs to be one more cup of coffee.
21:22Look how she's going for you.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something more interesting.
21:52It's been a long time ago, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know that you don't have any time to play.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you wouldn't be able to do
22:15this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:25It doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:27Why did you do this?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midtke is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04with the aim of the rival.
23:06You haven't seen if you're attracted to Madassa.
23:08You've got the bad news.
23:12You can't go through the entire team and very well.
23:14You can't really get the bad news on this year.
23:16You can travel to Vancouver in the West.
23:17You can win whoever has been in the West.
23:18You can win whoever has been in the West.
23:18You can win whatever you want.
23:19In Chicago.
23:19Not so far.
23:21In the Finale, most of all, it will be in San Francisco.
23:24And they are good.
23:26But they are too young.
23:28You won't win it.
23:28You will win the World Cup in the future year before I got in the West.
23:36No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep, but tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43You know, but you need to agree with us, we'll see you next time.
23:51Bye-bye.
23:51Bye-bye.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10The club, the head of the club.
24:14The girls, it's just nice.
24:16And the boys, well, you've seen the French boys, right?
24:25Yes?
24:28Oh my God.
24:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:40No, you won't necessarilyent, don'tzanick you, and you are fine.
24:49Not ever.
24:51No, we'd be doing it later.
24:56Oh my God.
25:06Good night.
25:10You're serious, seriously.
25:13The danger was earlier to you. If my memory doesn't change...
25:22We are the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04I'll be happy to see you.
26:32I'll be happy to see you.
26:33I'll be happy to see you.
26:36Have a good one, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03And Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic berth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Gilya Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He's in shots against, and obviously, the Boston Raiders.
29:07That's your net, Levan!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:29Obviously, the Boston Raiders.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34What?
30:45Oh, boy.
30:48Oh, boy.
30:51Oh, boy.
31:17Well, what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:09I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win...
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:30Good luck.
34:33I'll see you on the line for one day.
34:38See ya.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I want to watch you.
37:00Ahh, yourole.
37:12You just don't like one pr amp
37:13I don't like someone else, hey, you suck and you go.
37:15What?
37:16I got a couple Hollander, I got a lot of fun.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need you what you know tell me
38:20you
38:26i need you
38:40so
38:50so
39:07Come on, this is crazy.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too I should have.
40:56I don't know.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:22The end of the day.
41:22I don't know what happened.
41:25I don't know.
41:25The end of the day.
41:29Everything's getting worse.
41:30So, you know what that time will happen?
41:30The end of the day...
41:40We have to be learned it.
41:41Oh, yeah, and I don't know.
41:42The end of the day...
42:17Father.
42:46Father.
43:16Father.
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