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00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff eats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:48My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where there should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:02My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take us home.
02:12Take us home.
02:13Take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light.
02:16Share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us home.
02:19Show me that label.
02:20Take it easy on me.
02:21All right.
02:22And that's the freeze camera.
02:24Share some light on me, please.
02:29Use here, use here.
02:32Bring it easy on me.
02:33Let me try your light.
02:36Please.
02:41My moon and me, not as good as we've been.
02:45Is the dirtiest glue in the world.
02:49Love catching me, I'm half on the road.
02:53There's nowhere to go.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
03:12For the first time in 16 years,
03:15the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:48I'm good, I'm good.
03:53First time I'm going to work.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good.
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Am I walking?
04:05Just do the same thing we've been doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09Great, okay?
04:10Take a look at the camera.
04:11Directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark.
04:13Give me that pose.
04:14That's it.
04:16That's it.
04:17That's it.
04:19That's it.
04:21That's it.
04:22That's it.
04:23That's it.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:52Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back Cups.
04:58Why can't I cook?
05:00Leave all I had no.
05:02There's nowhere to go.
05:04There's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow.
05:08Take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a lie.
05:12It's just a lie.
05:13I'm gonna please.
05:14Take it slow.
05:15Take it easy on me.
05:18It's just a lie.
05:19It's just a lie.
05:43I like it.
05:46He was the worst player, and he'd never seen a no-hand i-corporation.
06:10Sorry, Shane, can we...
06:15Yeah, sorry, we're gonna go now?
06:16Okay, that's right.
06:18Okay, wow.
06:19That's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
06:47Yeah, she's what?
06:48Pregnant.
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man, you gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hey, Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby!
07:06Emma!
07:07Slow down!
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Cause she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Hey, have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31What is it, Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not...
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something.
08:06I don't know, maybe it's just stretching,
08:07but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay, come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay, good. Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:23and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kinda have my hands full for a moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please,
08:49so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you're the worst one!
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:15Narc!
09:15Narc!
09:16Narc!
09:16I'm getting him dissecting me.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28This is my favorite place on Earth,
09:30and, uh, my parents' cottage,
09:31the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided that we were here to see,
09:38and no matter what.
09:39What?
09:40Excuse me.
09:41It's such a shame,
09:42that I'm a little trapped in a coma.
09:44Mm.
09:46However, he's really beautiful, right?
09:55Are you with whom now?
09:59You're laughing?
10:01No.
10:02You know me.
10:05So, nothing serious?
10:07No.
10:11No.
10:12Even with Jane?
10:15What?
10:16You've been doing a few years,
10:18I thought,
10:19maybe it's something serious,
10:21or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious.
10:27In general.
10:31Okay.
10:31Okay, Sasha will say hello to you.
11:01The buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:48Hey, take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:57Wow, this place is great.
12:02Did you get this built?
12:04Or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:35Oh, oh, no.
12:39Oh, oh, no, no...
12:43Oh.
12:44Oh, oh, oh, no.
12:44Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:59Oh.
13:01I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay?
13:12Here's tonight.
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden...
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, partner.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You wanna make me tuna melts?
14:36I was gonna make one for me, I can make two.
14:40Good.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:03Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:11You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:44They say you're boring too.
15:45What?
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Cause it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08Not like Ottawa.
16:09Cause it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:20Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26L.A. is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you really much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:39No.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend from Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:57Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42I don't know.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay. I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person, of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12But you have a good mouth.
19:15I don't know.
19:17You have a good mouth.
19:19I'm sorry.
19:20Dad, we talked to him yesterday.
19:23Dad!
19:25Dad!
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you there?
19:37Is Polina there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife, Dad.
19:44Dad, okay, calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
20:00I'll pay you for that you're there with him.
20:02D*****!
20:16You still hungry?
20:18No, no, thank you.
20:19Good.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30You speak Russian now.
20:32I know the word for father.
20:52I know the word for father.
20:56I know.
20:59I know.
21:02I know the word for father.
21:03Who are we?
21:03You should see him.
21:08I know he is.
23:18Fuck, Shane.
23:24Elliot.
23:50Oh, I should, uh, I should go, um, I shouldn't go.
24:03I shouldn't stay.
24:05Hey, I can't.
24:07Team meeting in the morning, I forgot.
24:10So, okay.
24:12You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:22I'm sorry.
24:24I just, I can't.
24:31I just, I can't, uh, I can't do this.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:50I'm sorry.
25:04Are we expecting someone else?
25:07This is too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats.
25:18I mean, they're next to a prince.
25:20Or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year.
25:33I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:35Trying to make conversation about what?
25:37Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:45Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:15just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not gonna send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:40Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just gonna use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:21Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:26That bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35J.J.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambo?
27:46I don't know.
27:51Take your ass, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Good to see you.
27:59Okay, guys, this one never leaves this fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meat-up.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Uh, actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander?
28:16Have whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane?
28:37Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42Okay.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:48Come on.
28:50I'm playing.
28:55Come on.
28:57How are you going?
28:58Come on.
28:59Come on.
29:00Come on.
29:01Come on.
29:02Come on.
29:02Come on.
29:03Come on.
29:04Come on.
29:04Come on.
29:10Come on.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:10By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered, if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:43No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:48I was all right.
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17No.
32:17I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:38Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on your face, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh, oh.
33:02Get you my love, oh, oh.
33:04Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
33:09Block it FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
33:14Push it FM.
33:14Push it FM.
33:15Baby, you gotta let me go.
33:16I will be taking you on the down, where, where.
33:21On the down.
33:23On the down.
33:24That's a cool area.
33:25On the down.
33:27Say on the down.
33:29Yeah, fight.
33:30Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:05I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:18And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
34:33That seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
34:49wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
34:54ex-squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:24Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:56We'll see you next time.
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
36:43But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:58Fuck it.
36:58I need to get laid.
37:00I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find a fucking club.
37:06Tell people!
37:08On it.
37:09Jesus.
37:31Hi, handsome.
37:37good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you
37:44do did you
37:45watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles
37:50don't
37:51be terrible but i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm beat
37:58come on i never get to date okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane yeah
38:02that makes two of us
38:03smile get a champagne
38:15sorry about that can i have one more please
38:22all of interest
38:24All of interest in, all of interest in, all of interest in, all of interest in, all of interest in
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
38:54They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
38:56When I fly her away, by the summer rain, coming over my face, worship all the shame
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me, cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget, but it's driving me mad, going out of my head
39:15Running through my head, running through my head, running through my head
39:51I got to go to the bathroom.
40:20I got to go to the bathroom.
40:24All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, all the
40:30things she said.
40:31This is not enough.
40:39This is not enough.
40:59This is not enough.
41:31This is not enough.
41:39This is not enough.
41:50This is not enough.
42:08This is not enough.
42:33This is not enough.
42:41This is not enough.
42:54This is not enough.
43:11This is not enough.
43:21This is not enough.
43:24This is not enough.
43:27This is not enough.
43:29This is not enough.
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