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00:12Gracias por ver el video
00:30This is our battle royale challenge
00:33Orange team made up of Paul, Kate and Ashley
00:37My job is to sabotage
00:42What?
00:43Bring the thing over here, bring it to me
00:45It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging
00:48Now you need to stand up and throw
00:51That is it! Orange has won!
00:56Shit, I'm trying to lose and I'm still winning
00:59You will find a trio of stuffed monkeys
01:01Somewhere in the bounce house
01:03She got it! Kate got it!
01:05I won you fucking assholes
01:07Yeah, we're fucked
01:08Do you have an idea?
01:10Paul and Johnny because you did it to me
01:12And candidates for the empty three spot
01:15Ashley
01:16And Tyson, I can't trust him
01:18You are a strong competitor
01:20You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with
01:23Okay
01:25You're not in any kind of alliance with New York?
01:28No
01:30Us laying low as a duo is the best strategy
01:35Why did you say as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
01:39You really feel like you're getting sick?
01:41Oh no, it's nothing
01:42I've got some chills
01:44But I am fine
01:46Kate, who are you going to piss off first?
01:48I nominated Johnny
01:50Ashley
01:51Paul
01:53Check out the big brains on Kate over there
01:56Try to smile once in a while
01:58It will literally loosen your asshole a little bit
02:10Kate putting up Johnny, Paul and Ashley
02:13Was a real gangsta movie
02:14Because she's throwing a grenade at the orange room
02:17She's not just breaking them apart
02:19She's blowing them the fuck up
02:21We're going to do the redemption challenge
02:22One of us is going to be safe
02:23And then one of us is going to go home
02:24Yeah
02:25It doesn't make a difference
02:26I'm depressed
02:27Fuck
02:28End of an era
02:30That was genius on your part
02:31Yeah, I know
02:32Oof
02:33That was so good
02:34That was like so cool
02:36Oh thanks
02:36Oh my god
02:38Ashley, Johnny and Paul
02:40Have been so rude to me
02:42And the truth is
02:43I had to hate people
02:45Before my villain could come out
02:47But she's here
02:48And it's so fun
02:49Am I in the mob?
02:55Oh my god
02:56My body
02:59Oh my god
03:01I'm so sick
03:03That I'm not even distraught
03:04That I'm on the hit list
03:05Because honestly
03:06Nothing has got better
03:07Throughout today
03:08My body has chills
03:10I'm freezing cold
03:11But don't worry
03:12Because I'm also
03:13Pouring sweat
03:14From every orifice
03:15Oh god
03:16I feel like
03:17I've been bombed
03:17Seriously
03:23Hey Ashley
03:24Are you in there?
03:25Me?
03:26Yes
03:26I just want to let you know
03:27That Kate agreed to let you
03:28Spend the night
03:29In the Superville
03:30And Salute tonight
03:30You want to lock me in there?
03:32No
03:32I just want you to get
03:34Some rest and feel better
03:35We're going to have a doctor
03:35Come and check in with you tomorrow
03:40I'm temporarily
03:42Moving out
03:43Because Ashley's sick
03:44Oh my god
03:46It's cold
03:48But I think
03:49I might want to move back in
03:51If that's okay
03:51You might what?
03:52Move back in?
03:53When she's done
03:53I'm good
03:54I'm good
03:54I need the workout
03:55Kate
03:57Thank you
03:58We're going to do this
03:59Yeah
04:00Listen Tyson
04:01What you don't realize is
04:02You are this close
04:04To being on the hit list
04:04It was Tom
04:06That actually saved you
04:07But I don't think Tom
04:09Should trust Tyson
04:10Because Tyson is not
04:12Riding hard for Tom
04:14Honey I'm home
04:15Hello
04:17Lucy?
04:18Ethel?
04:19Yeah
04:20I'm so lit right now
04:22Are you?
04:22I only have four sips
04:23This one's going to be
04:25Even better
04:25I'm getting the hang of it now
04:27You are looking like
04:28You're in your zone dude
04:29Got to be ready
04:29At all times
04:37Once again
04:38I don't get to talk
04:39To my kids
04:39Because it's too late
04:41No
04:42It sucks
04:43Oh fuck
04:44Ashley's charger's
04:45Not here no more
04:47Everything's so lit
04:49Do you have a USB-C?
04:52Nice
04:54I could not
04:55Be gay
04:57It usually works faster
05:03Told you
05:07On Survivor
05:08I would pull a lot of pranks
05:10And be sneaky
05:10But coming into this house
05:12I had to be more careful
05:13Because people recognize
05:14I'm a threat
05:15Although now
05:16That I'm not on the hit list
05:17I can at least
05:18Make everyone uncomfortable
05:23God I'm hilarious
05:24Do you ever like
05:25Sometimes just lay awake
05:26At night
05:27And think about
05:27How cool we are
05:32Yeah man
05:52I'm from Florida
05:54I do not sleep without air conditioning
05:56It is so hot
05:58I am considering sleeping outside
06:00That's where we're at
06:08Well what do we have here?
06:13Basically the nuclear codes
06:18There's a clear list
06:19Signed by Ashley
06:20And I'm pretty sure
06:21She's written down
06:21Her allies on the left side
06:23The orange room
06:24And Tyson
06:26And her opponents
06:27On the right side
06:28But Tom is in the middle
06:30So clearly
06:31He's excluded
06:32From that side of the house
06:34Which means
06:34He should not trust Tyson
06:36Dear diary
06:37Today I found your notebook
06:40And I'm gonna use it
06:41Against you
06:50Why am I keep touching
06:52This shit?
06:56Hey birdies
06:57Hey little birdies
06:59Tell me if you can see
07:01This snake on the wall
07:03Whoa that's cool
07:05Yeah it's giant
07:06Oh this is my friend
07:08New York
07:09She's the HBIC
07:12What's in my HBIC?
07:14That's what I keep asking myself
07:27Give me a little spray
07:29A little spritz
07:29Okay
07:30Uh huh
07:31Right here
07:32A little bit here
07:33Okay
07:33Done
07:34Let's go
07:46Alright cheese dicks
07:47We're gonna need y'all to meet me
07:49Downstairs in 30 minutes
07:51Yes that means you Tom
07:53Stop flat ironing your fucking hair
07:54For a second
07:55Johnny
07:55And uh New York
07:57What?
07:57Grab your can of gasoline
07:59Cause I think I know someone
08:00That you're gonna want to
08:01Light on fire and torch
08:02That's right
08:0330 minutes downstairs
08:05Daddy's home
08:05Alright daddy
08:07You didn't take a long time
08:08In the shower
08:09You want a shower?
08:10No no no
08:11Just you're good bro
08:14Do you want to come down
08:15By yourself?
08:15Yeah I'm gonna be down
08:16You know it'll take me about
08:175 or 10 minutes
08:18Okay see you down there
08:19Sometimes she just likes to warm up
08:21Yeah
08:22Oh yeah yeah
08:23Yeah she's
08:23She's just like warming up
08:29I love watching her process
08:31It's so great
08:34Has anyone seen where Ashley is?
08:37Not at all today
08:38I haven't seen her in a while
08:39Same
08:40Since Hit List actually
08:42I mean she's been hella sick
08:45Oh yeah
08:46Oh no
08:48No no no
08:49I'm not going for this
08:50Wow
08:51I feel like I'm home
08:52But you ain't
08:53You ain't supposed to be here
08:54I love what you've done
08:55With the place New York
08:56Thank you very much
08:58At least somebody respects it
09:00Ah look at our girl
09:01I know
09:01Tanisha I love it
09:03I know
09:03Johnny Bananas is still
09:05The same saber tooth
09:06Hammerheaded bastard
09:08He was back in season one
09:10You said New York
09:11Is loud and stupid
09:12I heard you say that
09:13No I didn't
09:14Now you're making stuff up
09:15What are you talking about
09:16I heard you
09:18Oh
09:18All right I got it
09:21Who wrote this note
09:22It wasn't me
09:24And I'm not going to be blamed for it
09:26But I'm not gonna lie
09:28The glow up
09:29Something was different about Bananas
09:31I don't know what he did different
09:32Maybe it was a little gray he had going on
09:35It looked nice
09:36Ladies and gentlemen
09:37It's a mess
09:38Villains of all flavors
09:39Well we've got some business to attend to
09:41What does that mean?
09:42As you can see
09:43We're down a person
09:44Ashley
09:45She has been sick
09:48She's been rushed to urgent care
09:50I'm just gonna recommend
09:52We just send you out
09:53To urgent care
09:53Sound like a good idea
09:54Yeah
09:55Okay
09:58Doctors have diagnosed her
10:00With an incredibly
10:01Incredibly scary
10:03And infectious disease
10:04Johnorrhea
10:06It affects the Middlebrook region
10:10Johnorrhea
10:10Sounds like somebody that was named Johnny
10:12Might have gave it to her
10:13Johnorrhea
10:14I think so
10:14I'd have to consult
10:16ChatGPT
10:23But unfortunately guys
10:24She is sick
10:25She has been removed from the game
10:28No way
10:29What?
10:31Mr. Bananas
10:32Are you dead ass?
10:32Seriously
10:33She has been removed
10:34Oh my goodness
10:35That's bad
10:36Fuck
10:37Couldn't it have been Tyson
10:39Or Tom
10:40That just ceased to exist
10:41In the house of villains
10:42Why does it have to be
10:43Somebody who is a genuine
10:44Ally of mine
10:45So
10:46There that goes
10:47Ashley
10:47Gone
10:48This is fucking bananas
10:49And I'm not talking Johnny
10:51It's called the curve ball
10:52Hello
10:53But guys
10:54The show must go on
10:55Okay
10:56I'm here obviously
10:57To host a redemption challenge
10:58And as we know
11:00A redemption challenge
11:01Needs three villains
11:03I don't know what's going on
11:05But I'm freaking out
11:06I'm freaking out
11:07Kate has to pick a third
11:08To replace Ashley
11:12Wow
11:12Alright Kate
11:14Judgment time
11:15Who are you adding to the hit list
11:17And why?
11:18Sometimes God is on my side
11:20When I'm facing assholes
11:21I was extremely lucky
11:23To find that journal
11:25I'm also extremely lucky
11:27That Ashley is leaving the game
11:29Because now
11:29I get to nominate
11:31A fourth person
11:32And use her list
11:33To do it
11:34In honor of Ashley
11:36I'm going to let Ashley
11:37In her absence choose
11:39How is she going to do that?
11:41Because
11:41I actually found
11:43A list that she made
11:44She signed it
11:45Her handwriting
11:46Wow
11:47Wow
12:15Wow
12:16On this side is
12:19New York
12:19Christine
12:20Trita
12:20Plain
12:21Kate
12:21In the middle
12:22Is Tom
12:23With a question mark
12:24And on this side is
12:27Johnny, Paul, Ash and Tyson
12:30Now since Ashley is gone
12:32We're going to take
12:33The next name from the list
12:35The next name from the list
12:37Wow
12:37Actually, Tom, you look at it
12:39Just give it to him
12:40You look at it, Tom
12:40Okay
12:41This is crazy
12:43Seeing this note with
12:44My name in the middle
12:46Has definitely
12:46Put me on
12:48High alert
12:49But the biggest thing
12:50I can do right now
12:51Is protect Tyson
12:53In this redemption challenge
12:54And then I can
12:56Get to the bottom
12:57Of this later
12:57It's Ashley's
12:58I'm feeling like
13:00I'm in the hot seat
13:00Because last week
13:01Ashley was writing down
13:03All the names
13:03Of the villains in the house
13:04Basically just exposing
13:05Our thoughts
13:06As far as alliances
13:07In the house
13:08I have real concerns
13:09Where Tom is really at
13:11With us
13:12He has to stay with us
13:14Because we have the numbers
13:15Has to
13:16I don't know, girl
13:17That's all the girls
13:18On the same side
13:19Is that real?
13:20Yeah
13:20Can I see it?
13:22Oh my god
13:23All right
13:24So the hit list is set
13:26Johnny
13:27Paul
13:27And Tyson
13:29Wow
13:29Nice
13:30I know where I stand now
13:32With Kate
13:32Maybe even the whole house
13:34And it sucks
13:36I didn't have any time
13:38To prepare
13:38Or get my head straight
13:39For a redemption challenge
13:40But
13:41I'm gonna do
13:42Everything I can
13:43To get my name
13:44Off the hit list
13:45Boys
13:46Tighten up your diaper pins
13:48Because we're about
13:48To start your redemption challenge
13:50The name
13:51Of your redemption challenge
13:52Is
13:52Minion
13:53Impossible
13:57A true villain
13:59Can get others
14:00To do their bidding
14:01For them
14:02So
14:02Here's how it's gonna work
14:04Each round
14:05Each round is gonna consist
14:06Of a dare
14:06And each dare
14:07Will be worth
14:08A certain amount
14:09Of points
14:09Based on how crazy
14:11The dare is
14:12Now the crazier
14:13The task
14:13The higher the point value
14:15Once I tell you
14:16What the dare is
14:17It's your job
14:18To find a villain
14:19In the house
14:20A.K.A.
14:21A minion
14:22To do the dare
14:23On your behalf
14:24If they complete the dare
14:25You get the points
14:26And oh yeah
14:27If no one wants
14:29To do your bidding
14:29We're gonna allow you
14:31To do one of the dares
14:32Yourself
14:32So choose wisely
14:33At the end
14:34The villain
14:35With the most points
14:37Wins
14:37And is off the hit list
14:38You have necklaces here
14:40Look at these beautiful bastards
14:41Cute
14:42When you find someone
14:43To do a dare for you
14:44You give them
14:45Your minion medallion
14:47And that makes them
14:48Your minion
14:49For that round
14:50Paul that's yours
14:52Tyson
14:53And Johnny
14:54Thank you sir
14:56I don't really have
14:57Many allies left
14:58Who can help me
14:59Because my fate
15:00Is not in my hands
15:01It's in the hands
15:01Of other villains
15:02And honestly
15:03I don't know
15:03Where those hands
15:04Have been
15:04Alright
15:05Round one
15:06Is gonna be called
15:07Water
15:08Where
15:08For one point
15:10You must convince
15:11Someone to jump
15:12In the pool
15:12Fully clothed
15:17Shopping around
15:19I'm not sitting here
15:20What
15:20You have two minutes
15:21To find your minion
15:23Alright
15:23Come on guys
15:27I'm not even joking
15:28I'll do everything
15:29In my power
15:29To repay you
15:30For all this shit
15:30I promise you
15:31You better
15:32Johnny needs me
15:33Not just because
15:34He's my friend
15:35In this house
15:36But I also want
15:37To help him
15:37Win this redemption
15:38Challenge
15:39And defeat Tyson
15:40So we can vote
15:41His ass out
15:43Survive this Tyson
15:44Will you say fuck it
15:46Oh
15:48Do this one
15:49I don't wanna do this
15:49You got this
15:50Why don't you wanna do this one
15:51Because it's gonna get worse
15:51And I'd rather do
15:52The worst things
15:53In this challenge
15:54The Hitlisters can only do
15:55One of the tasks
15:56For themselves
15:56So strategically
15:58It's better to have the minions
15:59Do some of the earlier tasks first
16:01Because they're only gonna get
16:03Progressively weirder
16:04Harder
16:05More difficult
16:06If I get a hair tie
16:07I will do it
16:08Can we get a hair tie?
16:09Can we get Christine a hair tie?
16:10I have self-tanner on
16:12I did my makeup today
16:13And this hair can last me another week
16:16So me getting in the pool
16:18Is a really big deal
16:20But I'm thinking
16:22Paul is a serious competitor
16:24And if Paul wins the redemption
16:26He will be my bitch
16:29No
16:29You're getting
16:30Now
16:30Run
16:38You got this
16:40Come on Christine
16:41Cannonball
16:42Cannonball
16:45Woo
16:47Yes
16:49Christine
16:50Why are they rolling you out?
16:52Come on
16:52You got it Christine
16:53You got it
16:55That's so heavy
16:56Round two
16:57For one point
16:58Wear whatever
17:00The F I say
17:01What the hell is this?
17:04Do you want dry clothes?
17:05I'll do it
17:05Cool
17:06You get a little dry clothes
17:08Yeah
17:08A second
17:08A
17:09Hey
17:11Can you do it?
17:12Yeah
17:12I will
17:15I don't want Tyson to win
17:17The redemption challenge
17:18Because if Tyson comes back
17:20Into the house
17:20He's gonna want to retaliate
17:22So I don't mind helping anyone
17:24Because frankly
17:26I don't really care who wins
17:27All I care
17:29Is that it's not Tyson
17:30Minions
17:31Come on up
17:33Okay
17:33This
17:34Perfect
17:35Do this one
17:36This one?
17:37Yeah
17:37Thank you
17:38All right
17:39You got your outfits picked
17:40Go change
17:59I'm not gonna lie
18:01Tom looks so fucking cute
18:04In this maid outfit
18:06I wouldn't mind watching Tom
18:08Clean my room for me
18:10As I lay in bed
18:11You look great
18:12I feel great
18:13You should dry clothes
18:14Yeah
18:15All right
18:16This round
18:17You are gonna be given
18:18Two options
18:19To choose from
18:20And then it's up to you
18:21To decide which one
18:23You want to convince people
18:24To do
18:24Option one
18:25Kiss and tell
18:27Pick a minion
18:28And make out with them
18:30For 30 seconds
18:35I really want Tyson to win
18:37But absolutely no way
18:39I have a girlfriend
18:40Like hell no
18:42What's two?
18:43What's the second choice?
18:44Or
18:44My personal favorite
18:46A banana eating contest
18:49Yay!
18:51All minions
18:52Who compete in this
18:53Will have five minutes
18:55To eat as many bananas
18:57As they can
18:58Now in five minutes
18:59The minion to eat
19:01The most bananas
19:02Wins the points
19:04Wins that round
19:05This means that
19:06Not everyone
19:07Is going to be guaranteed
19:08The two points
19:09If they do this challenge
19:11You have two minutes
19:12To find your minion
19:13Go!
19:17I'm thinking like
19:18Christine look
19:18I know you got a boyfriend
19:19At home
19:20But we're playing a game here
19:21What's a kiss?
19:22Absolutely not
19:24Johnny
19:25I see what you're doing
19:26The answer was no
19:28Is no
19:28And will always
19:29Be no
19:30I'll stuff my face
19:31With bananas
19:32Much rather do that
19:35None of you love bananas
19:36Do you?
19:37What's the catch?
19:38I know
19:40Oh as many as I can
19:41More than other people
19:43Yeah I mean
19:44Fucking
19:45Alright I'll do it for you
19:48Yeah I can try
19:49Yeah I'll fucking try
19:50Yeah
19:50Yeah
19:52Yeah
19:52I'm married
19:53I love my wife
19:54But
19:55I'm certain to get
19:56Two points
19:57For the make out
19:57That's guaranteed
19:58The bananas
20:00Only one person
20:01Comes out with points
20:02So the safe bet
20:04For me right now
20:05Is I need to do
20:06The make out
20:07And stay on par
20:07With points
20:08Come on guys
20:09Would you make out or no?
20:11With you?
20:12Yeah
20:14For 30 seconds?
20:15Yeah
20:15Is your wife
20:16Gonna be alright with that?
20:17Yeah
20:18It's you in New York
20:19Do it
20:20You good?
20:21Yeah
20:21Okay
20:21I know that Tyson
20:23Is married
20:23And I have a fiance
20:25But at the same time
20:27Tyson has kept me
20:29Safe in this game
20:30So
20:31It's time to
20:32Pucker up
20:33On the mouth
20:34For 30 seconds
20:35In 3
20:362
20:371
20:40Go
20:40Lonely now
20:44My mind is stuck on you
20:48Oh my god
20:49Again
20:51So I'm kissing New York
20:53Which means
20:54Due to the transitive property
20:56I'm making out
20:57With flavor
20:58Flav
21:00Yeah boy
21:01In 3
21:022
21:031
21:04Eat your bananas
21:05Come on Christine
21:06You got it
21:07You got it
21:08Let's go
21:08Come on
21:08Down the hatches
21:09Nice
21:10Nice Christine
21:11Christine's in the lead
21:13Nice Christine
21:14Look for a little guy
21:15Next time
21:162 and 2
21:16It's neck and neck
21:22Oh my gosh
21:245
21:254
21:263
21:272
21:281
21:29Love it
21:30Yeah
21:30Yeah
21:32New York you have great lips
21:34I know
21:34You do too
21:35Oh my god
21:36Keep going
21:374
21:383
21:382
21:391
21:40Yay
21:42Thank you
21:43Oh my goodness
21:45Thank you
21:45Johnny gets 2 points
21:47And then
21:48We have
21:49Tyson
21:502 points man
21:51Nothing to
21:53Paul you put up a goose egg that round
21:55Sorry about that
21:55Thank you for trying Christine
21:57Never in a million years
21:59Did I think that the end of my
22:00House of Villains
22:02Gameplay would be
22:03Because of somebody's
22:04Banana eating abilities
22:05Or lack thereof
22:07I'm gonna step it up
22:08Alright
22:102 options
22:115 points
22:12The first one is gonna be called
22:15Ratatouille
22:15Fuck
22:16You have to find a minion
22:17To keep their bare feet
22:19In a box
22:20Of rats
22:21You by yourself
22:22For one full minute
22:23Real rats
22:24Yes real ones
22:26Option 2
22:278 legged facial
22:28Find a villain to lay down
22:30And have a tarantula
22:32Crawl on their face
22:34Crawl on their face
22:34For one minute
22:35I love tarantula
22:38Come on
22:38I love tarantula
22:39Come on guys
22:39I love tarantula
22:41Find your minions
22:41I'm just sitting here
22:42I might as well just help Paul
22:44Earn some of these points
22:45I love spiders
22:47I'll do the rats
22:47You be okay with it
22:48Yes
22:48I think it's pretty clear
22:49That I don't like Johnny very much
22:51But the only reason
22:52Any of us
22:53Are helping any of these guys out
22:55Is because
22:562 of them are coming back
22:57In the house
22:57And we have to continue
22:58Playing the game with them
22:59I've got to keep up appearances
23:01Kate you're doing ratatouille
23:03Or are you doing
23:04The 8 legged facial
23:05I'll be taking ratatouille today
23:07I'm already a black little spider
23:09You're going to put a spider
23:10On your face
23:11Why not
23:11Alright Tom
23:12What are we doing
23:13Ratatouille or 8 legged facial
23:14I'm going to do ratatouille
23:16Alright
23:17Bring in the rats
23:18Come on guys
23:19You got it Kate
23:22Tom I can't tell
23:23If that's the smell of your feet
23:24Or the rats man
23:25Love you Tom
23:26It's just a little glue
23:28It's just a little glue
23:29Oh
23:31You got it New York
23:32You got it New York
23:33Don't open your mouth New York
23:35There he goes
23:36It's okay
23:37Those are just eyelashes
23:38Those aren't your brethren
23:40Oh
23:41Oh
23:42Oh you're good New York
23:43He likes you
23:44To get through this spider test
23:47I am just literally
23:48Checked out right now
23:50At a spa
23:51I'm getting a manicure
23:53A pedicure
23:54A full body massage
23:56I am in ecstasy
23:58One minute
24:00Oh
24:03Wow
24:04Oh my god
24:04Wow
24:07Wow
24:07Wow
24:08Three
24:09Two
24:09One
24:10Ratatouille
24:12Ratatouille
24:13I don't want to look
24:14I don't want to look
24:16Oh there's a turd mask
24:18In between my toes
24:19Look at that
24:21Ew
24:22I'm pretty sure that's how the plague started
24:24Now it is time for the main event
24:26Just a little reminder
24:28Johnny Tyson Paul
24:29You have not yet chosen
24:31To do a challenge for yourselves
24:32This is the final round
24:34If you complete this round
24:36You will bank 10 points
24:38And it is called
24:40Super Worm Now
24:41Oh
24:42Find a minion
24:43To lie down in a box
24:45And have super worms poured
24:46All over them
24:48And you have to stay there
24:49For one minute
24:51Find your minion
24:53Found him
24:54Wow
24:54Stepping up
24:56To your last round boys
24:57I'm not in a good position
24:59You know what
24:59I'm just praying
25:00That somehow
25:01Johnny and Tyson
25:03Can't complete this task
25:04Because that's really
25:05The only way
25:06That I can
25:07Catch up
25:07You sure?
25:09Yeah
25:10Woo
25:11Find your minion
25:12Let's go
25:13Yeah
25:20So now we're at the last task
25:21And even though I could do it at this point
25:23Johnny and I are tied
25:25And Tom and I are thinking
25:27That maybe the tiebreaker
25:28Is whoever has a minion
25:30Do the most tasks for them
25:32Wow
25:32I don't really know how the internet feels
25:34About Tom's commitment issues
25:35But this man is clearly
25:36Very committed to Tyson
25:38If this was a house of minions
25:39Tom would be the winner
25:40That's so generous
25:43Release the worms
25:45Let's go
25:46Oh my god
25:56It stinks
25:58Damn they're biting me
26:00I'm not gonna lie Johnny
26:01This is probably more sanitary
26:02Than being on Love Island
26:03There's thousands and thousands
26:06Of worms
26:07And these worms
26:09Are biting me
26:10Every second
26:11Just all over my body
26:13I'm sorry Tyson
26:14But I don't think
26:15I can do this
26:16They're biting my fucking neck
26:18They're sucking on your chain
26:20And one is in my ass crack
26:22One is in my ass crack
26:24It's actually agonizing
26:26Woo
26:26Woo
26:28I'm trembling
26:29Like I'm shaking for real
26:30Come on
26:31Johnny
26:32I can do this
26:33I'm just counting the seconds
26:34Just trying to get through it
26:35Oh shit
26:36Five
26:37Ah fuck you
26:37Two god damn it
26:38Four
26:38Three
26:39Two
26:41One
26:41Tie
26:43Where'd it go Paul
26:44How do I get out
26:45Hold on hold on
26:45Mmhmm
26:48Bro it's in my crotch
26:49It's in my ass
26:49Yeah get the one out your crotch
26:50I saw it go inside your pants
26:52Get this guy out of here please
26:53It's so gross
26:55All right
26:56At the end
26:57We have a tie
26:58Johnny and Tyson
26:59Tied with 19
27:01Paul
27:01You're at 17
27:02This news is very hard to break to you
27:04But you can no longer win this challenge
27:06It sucks
27:07It sucks
27:08Because
27:08This could be it for me
27:10I don't know how a winner
27:11Is gonna be actually decided
27:12Between Tyson and Johnny
27:13But I'm rooting for my boy Johnny to win
27:15So that we both have a chance
27:16To stay in the game this week
27:17You think I was gonna let the two of you
27:18Walk away tied
27:20Absolutely not
27:21We're gonna be doing a tiebreaker
27:23I hope you're fucking hungry
27:24What in the
27:26Holy
27:27It's moving
27:27It's moving
27:28It's moving
27:29Holy fuck
27:30Holy shit
27:31Oh my god
27:32I quit the show
27:39You think I was gonna let the two of you
27:41Walk away tied
27:42Absolutely not
27:43We're gonna be doing a tiebreaker
27:45I hope you're fucking hungry
27:48What in the
27:49It's moving
27:50It's moving
27:52I'd like to introduce all of you
27:54To these live hornworms
27:55Holy fuck
27:56Holy shit
27:58Oh my god
27:58Which leads us to the name of this tiebreaker
28:00Horny for you
28:05You're gonna eat as many live hornworms
28:09As you can
28:09One at a time
28:11In one minute
28:12Whoever eats
28:13The most
28:14Wins
28:15And is off the hit list
28:18Alright guys
28:18Look how big they are
28:233, 2, 1
28:25Eat
28:26Eat
28:27Warm it up
28:28Oh my god
28:30Yes
28:31Yes
28:31Yes
28:32Go go go go
28:35I love gummy worms
28:36So I'm looking at these worms
28:37Like I'm eating candy
28:38But gummy worms don't move
28:40They don't have horns on them
28:42So the gummy worm mind trick
28:45Is not working right now
28:46It's disgusting
28:47They're squirting
28:50They're popping
28:51Their skin is so tough
28:53It's like gnawing on a tough piece of beef jerky
28:56Johnny who got them
29:00How far will you go for a chance
29:02To win $200,000
29:05I have limits
29:16$200,000
29:16Is on the line
29:17I am not
29:18Losing this challenge
29:20Oh my god
29:30Tyson you have won
29:32The redemption challenge
29:33And you are off the hit list
29:38All right
29:39Tyson go give New York a kiss
29:41Go give New York a kiss
29:43Oh yeah
29:47You guys are crazy bro
29:49It really sucks
29:50Because Paul and I
29:51Have been working together
29:51From the beginning
29:52And we're both still on the hit list
29:54So one of us
29:55Is going to have to go home
29:56Paul and Johnny
29:57You're still fucked
29:59Woohoo
30:00I'm not going to lie
30:01It's going to be nice
30:02It's nice to have my own room
30:03Once Paul's out of here
30:04I love you Paul
30:04But I got to stay buddy
30:06Wow
30:07You guys are sick in the head
30:10I feel traumatized
30:12Me too
30:13Oh my god
30:16I can't believe they ate that
30:17And Tyson really
30:18I mean
30:19Did you see him?
30:20He's a massive fucking competitor
30:22Tyson is a monster villain
30:24He was eating a worm
30:26With horns and scales
30:28Like it was popcorn
30:29And now everyone knows
30:30Who's making alliance with him
30:32So everyone's going to be
30:33Gunning for Tyson
30:34I would love to know
30:36How he got Tommy to be his bitch
30:40You mind if I shower bro?
30:42Go ahead bro
30:42I already showered
30:43I'm all fucked up man
30:45Wait bro
30:45What's up bro?
30:46Real quick
30:46Let me brush my teeth bro
30:47I got warm in my teeth
30:49Go ahead G
30:50Now I'm stuck on the fucking hit list
30:52With my only ally left in the game
30:53Johnny
30:54This sucks because one of us
30:55Is inevitably going to go home
30:57And honestly
30:57I don't feel great about my odds
30:59Because Johnny had his
31:00Designated minion
31:01Drita
31:02And me
31:02I had to fight for the scraps
31:04I'm super nervous
31:05But I'm going to try
31:06To work some magic here
31:07It's been fun my boy
31:09It's been real homie
31:11How you doing bro?
31:12Good bro
31:13Is Paul in here too?
31:14Yeah
31:14The girls are totally playing us
31:16I think they're way tighter
31:17Than we give them credit for
31:18Clearly I'm in a fucking shit situation
31:21Yeah
31:21Because obviously
31:22Either me or Paul's going home
31:23Tom hasn't said
31:24I'm going to convince him
31:27To keep you
31:28I appreciate it
31:29I kind of want to see
31:30Paul go home
31:31More than Johnny
31:32Because I've seen so many things
31:34On Twitter
31:35About what a mastermind Paul is
31:36And just because I'm petty
31:38I would love for him
31:39To just go right now
31:41For me that's almost enough
31:43That was a good win
31:44Good win
31:45Big respect dude
31:46You too bro
31:50Mr. Bananas
31:51You guys know this is my old room
31:52That was my old bed
31:53Stop
31:54Yeah
31:54Really?
31:55We used to have a spaceman
31:56In the corner
31:58My agent said
31:59They don't do this shit
32:00On this show
32:01Your agent lied
32:04You guys are awesome
32:05You guys did man
32:08You guys really did that shit
32:10I'm so fucking impressed by that
32:18New York
32:18Does his tongue look swollen?
32:19Take a look at that
32:20It looks normal
32:22Does it look more or less swollen
32:23Than when it was in your mouth
32:25An hour
32:25It was never in my mouth
32:27This is a married man
32:28Unbelievable
32:29See how bananas
32:30Comes in here
32:30And cause us trouble
32:31Unreal
32:39Hold on
32:39It's cold
32:41Stop embarrassing me
32:43In front of my friends
32:49Yeehaw
32:51I'll see you later
33:00Why don't we go with my runner
33:02Okay
33:03There's a lot of things
33:04Going on in my head right now
33:06I mean obviously
33:06I'm super relieved
33:08And excited
33:09That Tyson is off
33:11The hit list
33:12But
33:12I need to revisit
33:13This notebook
33:15That Kate found
33:16On this side
33:17Is New York
33:19Christine
33:19Trita
33:20Plain
33:21Kate
33:21In the middle
33:22Is Tom
33:22With a question mark
33:24And on this side
33:26Is Johnny
33:27Paul
33:27Ash
33:28And Tyson
33:28I feel like I
33:29Trust Tyson the most here
33:31But
33:31I don't want to look stupid
33:33I just want to ask you something
33:35Yes
33:35When you brought this to me
33:37Yep
33:39Your story
33:40I mean
33:41I'm just saying
33:42From at face value
33:43It sounds a little
33:44Weird
33:45Weird
33:45They are sharing a notebook
33:47Tom
33:48I'm not good at lying
33:49Neither am I
33:50You have been good to me
33:52And frankly
33:53I don't have the energy
33:55To craft
33:56Some huge scheme
33:57But I'll tell you
33:58Tyson was not
34:00Including you in anything
34:03Has he promised
34:04To take you to the end
34:05Because
34:05Yeah
34:06Oh well
34:07He's making that deal
34:09With other people
34:09How about that
34:12After the
34:12Hit list nomination
34:13I was just going up the stairs
34:15And he's like
34:15You and me to the end
34:17You and me to the end
34:17And I was like
34:18Yeah
34:19Kate
34:21Thank you
34:21We're gonna do this
34:23Yeah
34:23And that wasn't the only time
34:25In fact
34:26I had to say
34:27And what about Tom
34:28When he was down
34:29In the supervillain room
34:30Us
34:31Laying low
34:32As a duo
34:33Is the best strategy
34:35Why did you say
34:36As a duo
34:36When you have a duo
34:37With Tom
34:39Well
34:39Because right now
34:41I can go either direction
34:42I don't see
34:44How that would have been
34:45A strategy
34:47To help you
34:48In any way
34:48No
34:49He was never
34:50Including you
34:50Ever
34:54Ever
34:55I promise you
34:57My point is
34:58He's not loyal to you
35:00I promise you that
35:01And I'm not even
35:02Asking you for anything
35:02In return
35:03That's how you should know
35:04That I'm
35:04I know
35:05Being so real with you
35:06I know
35:07I just didn't know
35:08I
35:09Hey
35:10What's up guys
35:11How's it going dude
35:17Well
35:18This is awkward
35:19Vibes a little off
35:21And they're talking
35:22About me
35:22But I'm going to
35:23Make it a little
35:24More awkward
35:25By walking around
35:26In my towel
35:27I should ask him
35:28Ask him
35:30About
35:31Yeah
35:31I like that
35:33I love that
35:34Okay great
35:35See I wanted to get
35:36Your permission
35:36I love that so much
35:37Dyson
35:39Kate is telling me
35:40That like you've
35:41Come to her a bunch
35:41Of times
35:42And you mentioned
35:42Like you and her
35:44To the end
35:44And like
35:45Not me
35:47I told you Tom
35:49When I said
35:49It's us
35:50And there's
35:51Room for three
35:52There at the end
35:53Okay
35:53My bad
35:55Tyson is lying
35:56To somebody
35:57I'm not sure
35:58If it's me
35:58Or Tom
35:59But either way
36:00He's a liar
36:01And I hope
36:02You guys have
36:03Tons of fun
36:06Bro
36:06I would never
36:07Betray you
36:08You know that right
36:09Hope so
36:10Like she told me
36:11Very specifically
36:12That she had to
36:12Tell you
36:13What about Tom
36:14Yeah I promised
36:15Kate a final two deal
36:16And I know
36:17It's not great
36:18Gameplay
36:18But it's hard
36:19When you're playing
36:20A game of strategy
36:21To be completely
36:22Loyal to somebody
36:23You should have
36:24Told me about that though
36:25You know I would
36:26Fucking tell you
36:27But Tom
36:28That shouldn't
36:29Minimize what we built
36:30We poop in the
36:31Same toilet
36:32Share the same shower
36:33Not at the same time
36:35Snap out of it
36:36Do you understand
36:37What that fucking
36:37Feels like
36:38Yeah but I'm telling you
36:39I didn't tell you anything
36:40Just cause I didn't want
36:41Like there's so much
36:42Information going around
36:43That like some stuff
36:45Is whatever
36:46Tyson is trying
36:47To explain himself
36:47But all I'm hearing
36:48Is that he is
36:50Making moves
36:52Behind my back
36:52Without telling me
36:54And I have been
36:54Fully transparent
36:56With Tyson
36:57Is she like
36:58Someone who
36:59Mishears stuff
37:00Or is she flipping
37:01That on you
37:02To flip on me
37:03I never said
37:04Finally anything
37:05She was kind of
37:06Rolling her eyes
37:07That you go too
37:08She was like
37:08Going like that
37:09She's like
37:09Yeah no it's fine
37:10You never said that
37:11Yeah I must have
37:12Misunderstood that
37:13Yeah
37:13She's playing you
37:15You're my number one
37:16I don't have any
37:17Other number ones
37:17In here
37:18Like I'll cut anybody
37:19In this house
37:19Before I cut you
37:20Like anybody
37:21For any reason
37:22Doesn't matter
37:23Look
37:24There's only one winner
37:25In House of Villains
37:26So much as I love
37:27This romance
37:28This romance
37:29Is gonna have to end
37:30Eventually
37:32Maybe that time is now
37:52I think I have a headache
37:53From the bananas
37:55I will never enjoy a banana again
37:57I know
37:58You know that's my favorite thing to eat
38:00And I hate them now
38:02The smell
38:04I don't know if I'll ever get over that
38:07Real quick I wanted to let you know
38:10You're the only person
38:11I would vote for at the end
38:12Like I'm that tight with you
38:14Like I like you the most in here
38:15And I'm locked in
38:16Like you can fuck me over
38:18In any way imaginable
38:20And I would still vote for you to win
38:21And I should have shared
38:22More information with you for sure
38:26But going forward
38:27I'll tell you everything
38:28Like I've been telling you
38:29Pretty much everything
38:30That was just like
38:31A tricky situation for me
38:34Yeah
38:35I have to do whatever I can
38:37To make Tom, my friend
38:39Who I love
38:40Know
38:41That I am with him
38:43I can feel his mistrust
38:45His skepticism towards me
38:47And I kind of hate it
38:50Well
38:50I'm voting however you can decide that you want
38:56Okay
38:58Were you enticing that
39:00On your first set?
39:03I don't
39:04I mean
39:05I don't know
39:06Good night
39:07You going back to bed?
39:09Yeah
39:12Did you do good selling houses?
39:14No
39:15You don't
39:16You're like
39:16I don't even know
39:17What happens here
39:18On Selling Sunset
39:19Is the goal to sell the most houses?
39:25You guys haven't seen the show
39:26Have you?
39:28Winning was like
39:29Having the slayest looks
39:40The banishment is happening tonight
39:42And I'm still on the hit list
39:44Which is
39:45As you would imagine
39:46A horrible place to be
39:47Especially because
39:48I don't trust a word
39:49Anybody in this house says
39:51So
39:51Mama
39:52I am terrified
39:54What's up y'all
39:55Can I have a sofa?
39:56Yes
39:56We've been waiting for you
39:57Cute
39:58How are y'all feeling?
39:59Okay after the tarantula situations and bugs
40:02Such a boss
40:03That tarantula
40:04That shit was hard
40:04But like when I tell you I tried my damn hardest
40:07And I saw that yesterday when you helped me with the spider
40:09Hi
40:10Can I steal some of your time?
40:12I hope so
40:13You look beautiful
40:15Oh thank you
40:16Oh I get a helping hand today
40:18I wonder why
40:19All this time
40:20I've been in this house
40:21And Johnny has never offered to help me get out of my seat
40:25Oh sweetie
40:26This is a last ditch effort to get my vote
40:29But I played this game enough to know
40:32That it is so important to listen to people
40:35And to see if they can offer me anything in this game
40:39I know we've had our tips and back and forth
40:42Yeah
40:43There was a lot of that between us
40:45When I had the power put you down
40:47That's where I'm on the fence about what I'm gonna do
40:50But I don't trust Paul
40:53You don't trust Paul?
40:54I don't trust him
40:55Because Paul is very back and forth and wishy-washy
40:58He showed me that when he had the purple hand
41:00He didn't abuse his power enough for me
41:02It's kind of like he just kind of backed into whatever you wanted
41:05Somebody like that can fuck with my game at the end of the day
41:10Like when it counts the most
41:12So if I were to keep you safe, what could you offer me?
41:15Yeah, the thing is
41:16I don't really have any illusions or alliances
41:18I've been working with Paul and Ashley
41:21And they're both about to be gone
41:22So realistically, I'm in the dark now
41:24If I stay here, we can work
41:26I know what I'm gonna do tonight
41:28And whatever you end up doing
41:30Won't blame me for it
41:31You won't have to
41:32You'd be thanking me for it
41:34I love that
41:35Going to the banishment
41:36There's only five people that are voting
41:37Christine, in my mind, she's kind of up in the air
41:40But I got Drita, New York
41:42I'm glad we talked
41:43And then there's Tyson and there's Tom
41:45I trust Tyson more than I trust Tom
41:46But Tom is very close to Tyson in this house
41:50So I'm hoping Tom is willing to work with me
41:52If I think about it like that, those numbers look good
41:54Johnny, after this talk, I feel much better
41:57Me too
42:01I know that things can go one way or another
42:03But like, if you save me, bro, I owe you
42:06No, I know, I know that
42:08I owe you
42:09Yeah
42:09I would be indebted
42:10Yeah
42:12So I hope that means something
42:17It does
42:17Shit is getting real
42:19Every alarm bell is ringing on the inside
42:22So if I start freaking out, act paranoid, weird, whatever
42:26It's because I'm not in a good position
42:28I know you're thinking endgame
42:31To some degree
42:32Maybe, I mean, yeah
42:35I have my limits, man
42:36Right
42:37And I did lose Big Brother
42:38So I just want to point that out too
42:40I'm trying to listen
42:42And I'm trying to give him something
42:43I don't have the people that look at me and go
42:46Hey, I'll do that for you
42:47But it's like when you're on the phone
42:50With somebody that you should be on the phone with
42:52But don't really care to be on the phone with
42:54I just don't
42:55Or else you wouldn't see
42:56Right
42:57And if you thought maybe
42:58Ashley would have been that for me
42:59Or Johnny would have been that for me
43:00They're gone
43:00I know
43:01And you're just like
43:02Yeah, uh-huh
43:04Okay, sure
43:05That's all I got to say, bro
43:06Okay
43:07Yeah, cool
43:07I get it
43:08Thank you, bro
43:16Millions, time to get ready for your next banishment ceremony
43:20You have one hour
43:23Paul, anytime he scrambles
43:25He creates as much chaos as he can
43:27Johnny seems like if he tells you what he's going to do
43:29He's like going to be a straight shooter with us
43:38There you are
43:40What's up, dude?
43:41How you feeling?
43:43Good
43:43I'm just trying to gauge
43:44Did you talk to Tom?
43:47I haven't talked to Tom, no
43:48He hasn't told me which one he's going, necessarily
43:52All you need is three votes
43:53Yeah
43:54Just follow up, like, quick with him
43:56Or have some short words with him, for sure
43:58I definitely will
43:59I want Johnny back in the house over Paul
44:01But I feel like Tom doesn't fully trust Johnny
44:04Because Johnny wanted to put Tom up on the hit list
44:06So now I need to rely on Johnny
44:09To convince Tom to keep him in the game
44:11Are you on the fence with us at all?
44:14I'm not on the fence with us, but
44:15I'll definitely talk to him
44:16Yeah, pull on the fence
44:17Whenever you can
44:18Absolutely
44:18Before it's too late
44:25Can I steal you for a second, bro?
44:27Sure, man
44:28Real quick
44:31All right, bro
44:32So obviously, you know what this conversation's about
44:35Yeah
44:36All right
44:37So right now, I know that when it comes to you and I
44:40I feel like ever since I even considered putting you on the hit list
44:45I didn't know if you were, like, pushed the wrong way because of that
44:48That conversation about putting you on the hit list
44:50Was me being straightforward with you
44:54I'm worried about drawing a line in the sand in the house
44:56So Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination
44:59Knowing that I have your back and make sure 100% you will not go home
45:03I'm going to level with you, Johnny
45:05Yeah
45:05During the toxic tea challenge, I literally got two people out
45:09To make sure that you became super villain
45:11I think it was you
45:14No
45:15Then you wake up the next morning
45:17And then you decided to tell me at the reward outing
45:22I'm going to level with you, I'm going on the hit list
45:24And then on top of it, you're like, kind of being a prick about it
45:27And I have to just sit there and take it
45:29Bro, I didn't put you down
45:31Do you not understand that point?
45:32If you would have busted your ass to make sure that I'm super villain
45:35Bro
45:36You know who the last person is that's getting put on the hit list?
45:38Enough of that shit, bro
45:39No, not enough of that shit
45:41Don't dismiss my feelings, dude
45:42I'm not dismissing them, I've acknowledged that
45:44You've proven your point, I got you, bro
45:46But I'm telling you, I literally did not put you down
45:49Because I couldn't guarantee your safety
45:50Even when you knew you couldn't guarantee my safety
45:52You were still thinking about putting me down
45:54Oh my god, because I have thoughts about things
45:57If this fight is for real
46:02Then I think God or Satan
46:04Not sure which one
46:06Might just be on my side here
46:11There's like a heated conversation going on inside
46:14Between Johnny and Tom?
46:16Yeah
46:16I wanted to vote out Paul and keep Johnny
46:19But now Tom and Johnny are fighting
46:21And this isn't good for my game
46:24Because I may have to say goodbye to Johnny
46:26Just to keep Tom close to me
46:28I think he wasn't appreciative of the fact
46:30That Johnny wanted to use him as like a
46:32As a decoy?
46:33Yeah
46:33It should have been a no-brainer
46:35I can't guarantee his safety
46:36I'm not putting him down
46:37Bro, I understand
46:38Which is why I
46:39You don't understand
46:40You did not go through what I
46:41How the fuck do I not understand?
46:42You don't understand
46:43Bro, I understand
46:44What I went through
46:45So don't act like you understand
46:46Oh my god, bro
46:47Like, what the hell?
46:49You're saying all this shit to me
46:50I'm hearing you
46:51And then you're just saying but
46:51And I'm understanding it
46:52I'm not butting anything
46:54I'm telling you my explanation
46:55As to why I did what I did
46:57I hear your explanation
46:58You can feel how you want to feel
46:59I am
46:59I do feel how I feel
47:01For a reason
47:01Because of your actions
47:03You can say everything you want to say
47:04But your actions speak louder
47:06My actions of not throwing you down
47:09And you're fucking crying about it
47:10I'm so sorry that I couldn't guarantee
47:12Your comfort the whole time
47:13When I didn't fucking throw you down
47:15Because I didn't feel safe enough
47:16Because you had to be convinced
47:17Putting you in a fucking vulnerable position
47:18And I couldn't bring you back
47:20Oh no, they're like standing up
47:22And like in each other
47:23Okay
47:24They're getting aggressive
47:24I'm not, I don't know
47:26It went from sitting to standing
47:27I don't know
47:28You made a smart move
47:29Not putting me down
47:29Because I would have exposed the alliance
47:31I would have exposed what you did to me
47:33Like you said to me
47:34Like you said to me
47:35What, go ahead
47:35I've made my decision
47:37So save your breath
47:38Hey, great, Tom
47:39Thanks
47:39Great conversation
47:41Fucking dickhead
47:43Fuck that
47:46You good?
47:46Yeah
47:48You fucking bitch
47:50Men do not talk to each other like that
47:53Unless they're ready to throw down
47:54And Tom knows that he's safe in here
47:57Which is why he's trying to act all big and bad
47:59So I hope you guys at home
48:00Know that Tom is just flexing for the fucking cameras
48:03Because he would not fucking talk to me like that in the streets
48:05I have not been this pissed off in a very long time
48:08In real life
48:09Oh fucking pussy
48:11Like bro
48:11You're a fucking weasel
48:22Y'all had a little thing going on
48:24I didn't hear her but
48:25You're voting for Johnny, right?
48:28Well I got really confused
48:30Vote for Johnny
48:30I got my mind set up on keeping Johnny
48:36But now I'm here from Tom
48:38Johnny should actually go
48:40But the HBIC does her own thing
48:43So I have some thinking to do
48:46Do you have more suits like this
48:47You're going to be wearing around the house?
48:49Maybe
48:50Okay
48:50I look forward to it
48:55If this house was smart for real
48:58Everyone would keep Johnny here
49:00You want to know why?
49:01Tom and Jerry
49:03They would be on fire
49:06They'd be like
49:06How the fuck did this happen?
49:08Like we control what happens
49:10I need Johnny here
49:12Johnny is my friend
49:14I care about him
49:15And right now
49:16I need to really figure out
49:18How I can convince Christine
49:19To keep Johnny in the house
49:21Here's why I have a hard time voting
49:23Tonight
49:24The issue is
49:26Johnny
49:26Would have your back
49:28He wouldn't have both of our backs
49:30He would have both of our backs
49:31Because Johnny didn't do us dirty ever
49:33Yeah
49:34And never voted against us
49:35Oh no no no
49:36What I'm saying is
49:36I know that Paul would have my back
49:38From yesterday
49:42But Johnny always had you
49:43There's a big difference
49:44Yeah
49:45It's a no brainer
49:47He didn't put you up there
49:48When he had the chance
49:49And you can make me happy
49:50Your roommate
49:51Don't you want to make your roommate happy?
49:53If Paul stays
49:56They're going to be all hunky dory
49:57And bond
49:58For me
49:59If I'm playing a game
50:00I don't want that
50:01Yeah
50:01I'd rather have the beef
50:04Than the bondage
50:05So we're voting for
50:08Paul
50:08Right
50:13We stepping
50:14High stepping in heels
50:19I'm never going to get used to it
50:21Hello villains
50:22I'd like you to go through
50:24The secret bookcase
50:25That everyone knows
50:27Is not a secret
50:28Johnny shot himself in the foot
50:30Because he decided to fight with Tom
50:31But part of me thinks that's bad
50:33Because if they have conflict
50:34Maybe you want to keep him in the house
50:35That's an obvious rivalry
50:37So I'm going in here
50:38Expecting the worst
50:39Hoping for the best
50:40And at this point
50:41I'm really at these people's mercy
51:07Is Joel usually here?
51:09Yes
51:10Yes he is
51:11Okay great
51:31Joel?
51:33Joel?
51:34Joel?
51:35Heidemic
51:40Heidekam
51:56Heidekam
52:02Heidekam
52:11There's the man in question.
52:12Oh, hi, guys.
52:13Hi, John.
52:17Villains,
52:20tonight is your third banishment ceremony.
52:23It's the battle of two great sex symbols
52:25from House of Villains Season 3.
52:27Johnny, for most red-blooded Americans,
52:29and Paul,
52:31for people who hang out at too many Renaissance fairs.
52:37This will be our second banishment of the week.
52:40Ashley was banished by local urgent care, as we know.
52:45So funny.
52:48Ashley, you're sick.
52:50You need to leave the house.
52:54Kate, you are the supervillain.
52:56Please, dramatically take your throne.
53:00Look at that.
53:04Man, you are a real showman.
53:06Yep.
53:07Johnny, Paul, you guys are up for banishment.
53:11Please, go stand in front of your chairs.
53:22Johnny, Paul, the rest of the villains are about to vote on which of you will be banished from the
53:28house.
53:29Johnny, do you have a final plea?
53:32I do.
53:33I've been nothing but honest with the people that I have been working with.
53:36And, Kate, did you guys all the favor of putting that on blast?
53:40And there's no secrets now.
53:42Ashley's gone.
53:43I'm up here with my roommate.
53:44We were clearly gaming.
53:45There's no secret.
53:47But before leaving this house, I do want to say,
53:50coming from a show where I spent a majority of my time arguing with bitches
53:56over shit about hurting their feelings, not making their feelings feel valid.
54:00That's all bullshit, Tom.
54:02And I thought that your way of handling that was childish, immature.
54:06You were throwing a fit.
54:07Today, it was ridiculous.
54:09I went to bat for you.
54:10Okay, dude.
54:11No, this is my time.
54:12This is my speech.
54:13I hope to God for your sake, you've done enough politicking that I don't come back.
54:17Because I can assure all you guys, I have no enemies in this house besides Tom.
54:22Okay.
54:22Because the way you showed your true colors to me today was a complete display of your character.
54:29Right.
54:29Yeah, great.
54:30So, first of all, it's nice to know what you refer to women as on Love Island.
54:35Oh, yeah, good.
54:36As far as keeping...
54:36I was actually referring to you.
54:37No, it's my turn to talk.
54:38No, no, I was referring to you as a bitch, bro.
54:39Oh, that's...
54:40Yeah, that's what you said.
54:41Find me one girl in this world that I've ever called a bitch to her face.
54:43You gave me your word.
54:44You gave me your word.
54:45And guess what?
54:46When we made an alliance...
54:46Yeah, go ahead.
54:47A one of five of us would win and not put each other on the hit list.
54:50You broke that word.
54:51When did I put you on the hit list?
54:52Oh, I'm sorry.
54:53When did I put you on the hit list?
54:55I'm sorry.
54:55You put the gun in my mouth, pulled it back out, put it back in my mouth, pulled it back
54:58out.
54:58Oh, I guess you're not an asshole then.
55:00I mean, come on, dude.
55:01I'm telling you one thing.
55:02Way more people hate me than hate you out there.
55:05I'm not surprised.
55:06And they're going to watch you, the way you acted.
55:07I'm not surprised.
55:08And your cocky ass and like...
55:09My cocky ass.
55:10And the way you fucking like...
55:11It behoove you to get over that real quick, Tom.
55:13You told me the night before I wasn't going on the hit list.
55:16Then you changed your mind.
55:17And this is why the conversations go like this, bro.
55:19Okay, bro.
55:20Okay, bro.
55:21Okay, cool.
55:22What you did was fucked up.
55:23Get a grip, Tom.
55:24Get a grip.
55:25You are right.
55:26You are right.
55:26Sorry.
55:27What the fuck is your problem?
55:28I don't have a grand mal seizure.
55:29All right.
55:31Wow.
55:32Guys, we weren't rolling on that.
55:35Do it again.
55:36Here goes.
55:37Paul, leader of our choir, you're up for banishment.
55:41Do you have a 25-minute final plea?
55:43I want to let you guys know that I've been in this position now more than anybody in this
55:47game.
55:48I have had to fight to stay in this game.
55:50I have had to expose my cards.
55:52I have had to show myself.
55:54And if you guys choose to keep me in this game, I don't really have even a basic ally
55:59to come back to because my two roommates will be gone.
56:02Aside from my roommates, during that redemption challenge, I had to ask and beg even the person
56:09who put me up here to help me.
56:11I didn't really have somebody.
56:13You don't even believe none of the words you just sped out here.
56:17Of course I do.
56:17You're just a liar.
56:18And you're wearing that priest robe.
56:20But sweetie, ain't nobody asking you for prayer or a communion cracker.
56:24When are you going to be real?
56:26I like to think I have been.
56:27I'm so sick of Paul because he's really trying to weigh on heartstrings.
56:31I rose to this spider occasion to help Paul out.
56:35So stop making all these excuses.
56:37I don't want to hear it because you can count on me.
56:40Right, Tiffany.
56:41But I don't know that in those moments.
56:43I'm not sure because you also were kissing Tyson.
56:46Keep putting your foot in your mouth, Rabbi.
56:47Keep going.
56:48You will not be the new Pope.
56:50He's already been elected, honey.
56:52Um, right.
56:54I've been up here.
56:55Never mind.
56:56Whatever.
56:57The choir has spoken.
56:59Guys, we are going to vote now.
57:04Tom, you're up first.
57:06Please go vote.
57:13Bye, bitch.
57:15I don't know if the straps are long enough to accommodate Johnny's muscles, but we are going
57:20to try.
57:21Do you have a seatbelt extender?
57:23Probably be there.
57:24Good Lord.
57:35This is a fantasy I've always had, Paul.
57:38Sounds like a fucked up fantasy.
57:40Yes.
57:44The votes are in.
57:45I shall now grab the banishment tablet.
57:53The third villain to be banished from the house, fourth, if you're including Ashley, with a vote
58:00of four to one, is Johnny Middlebrooks.
58:10No fucking way.
58:11It is Johnny.
58:14Do you have any last words, Johnny?
58:17To be honest, I feel like less of a villain after leaving this house.
58:20It's been a pleasure, everybody.
58:22Have fun.
58:23Good luck.
58:24Watch your back.
58:26Good luck, bro.
58:27Love you, Judah.
58:28Thank you for the vote.
58:29Okay, Kate, I know this is hard for you, but do your thing.
58:34Sorry, Johnny.
58:35The house has spoken.
58:40Another banishment ceremony is in the books.
58:43The game only gets more competitive and intense from here.
58:46But as all of you have certainly said to a cosmetic surgeon at one point, chin up.
58:54Everyone, head back to the house.
58:57We'll see you tomorrow.
58:59Enjoy your dinner of worms.
59:02Bye, you guys.
59:02Bye.
59:03See ya.
59:03All right.
59:04Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.
59:05Thank you.
59:06Thank you.
59:06You made it, man.
59:07You survived.
59:09Fuck.
59:10What?
59:11No way, bro.
59:13What?
59:17Next, on House of Villains.
59:19Did you touch this letter?
59:21No, I did not.
59:22Are you lying to me?
59:24Why is everybody being so secretive about this damn letter?
59:27Congratulations.
59:28You're on the hit list.
59:30You should do this.
59:31Who is ready to bust a nut?
59:33Me!
59:33I want this so bad.
59:36She wins.
59:36I'm fucking jerked.
59:38You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
59:42It's a real big bummer.
59:42I'm sorry about that.
59:43Tom Sandoval.
59:44Sorry you had to go through that.
59:45He's a worm with a mustache.
59:50He's a worm with a mustache.
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