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00:13Previously on House of Villains.
00:15Ashley has been removed from the game.
00:18No way.
00:18I actually found a list that she made.
00:21She signed it.
00:21In the middle is Tom with a question mark.
00:24Seeing this notebook with my name in the middle
00:28and not with my alliance,
00:29this bromance is going to have to end eventually.
00:33Maybe that time is now.
00:35Tyson was not including you in anything.
00:38Has he promised to take you to the end?
00:40Yeah.
00:41He was never including you, ever.
00:44The third villain to be banished from the House
00:47with a vote of four to one is...
00:50I'm fucked.
00:53Johnny Middlebrook.
00:55The House has spoken.
01:04I need a lot of alcohol.
01:07Oh my gosh.
01:10I can't believe I'm here.
01:11Genuinely.
01:12Thank you, guys.
01:12I literally dodged a bullet.
01:15I mean, if Johnny wasn't the big meat muscle shield
01:18that he is,
01:19that bullet was coming straight for me.
01:20This is Paul's sex dungeon now.
01:23Oh, wait.
01:23Paul, you get all the space now.
01:25Look, Johnny,
01:26you should have just put Tom up
01:27and sent his ass home when I told you.
01:29Are these your shoes?
01:30No, that's Johnny.
01:31He came in here with a shoe for every fucking day.
01:34Villains, please go in the kitchen
01:35and enjoy some pizza and beer
01:37in Johnny's memory.
01:38Trust it.
01:39I'm not opening it.
01:40Don't open the fucking pizza.
01:42Wait, is there really fucking pizza
01:44or is this a trick?
01:44I will be checking all of these boxes
01:47because last time pizza was delivered,
01:49Paul discovered a hand
01:51and became the right-hand man of Johnny.
01:55You never know what could happen here
01:57in the House of Villains.
01:58It could be something amiss.
02:05Look how these really pizza.
02:07Yes.
02:07And beer and vodka and...
02:09Yum.
02:10This looks good, this pizza.
02:12It looks all good.
02:12Joe was like, great TV, man.
02:14It almost inspired me to emote.
02:17I felt like I was watching a soap opera
02:19on the Spanish channel.
02:26Trita, I got a question for you.
02:31Why is it that every time
02:33you know somebody's going out,
02:34you vote for that person?
02:36Because I gave them my word.
02:38You gave Johnny your word?
02:39I gave Johnny my word
02:40the first two days we were here.
02:43I gave plain my word
02:44the first two days we were here.
02:46Jackie, off the rip.
02:48I do care about loyalty,
02:50so I'm going to vote the way I want.
02:54I'm not like everyone else.
02:55I fear nothing and no one.
02:58I wasn't worried about you.
02:59I knew you were winning anyway.
03:00I kept my word.
03:01My poor friends are gone.
03:04So the final round,
03:05there's a jury that's all been eliminated,
03:07and they come back
03:08and vote for the final winner.
03:10It is time to vote.
03:11You are not here to vote
03:12for your best friend.
03:14You are voting
03:14for the greatest supervillain.
03:16My odds of winning,
03:17if I can get to the end,
03:18are pretty good,
03:19except for against Trita,
03:21because she hasn't cut anyone
03:22or done anyone dirty,
03:23so I need Trita out.
03:25Sorry, bro.
03:29Okay, I'm going to ask
03:30for my phone back now
03:31and I'll give my phone.
03:32Yeah, I'll ask for my phone.
03:43Look what I found.
03:44I just want to change.
03:46Don't change too much.
03:48Oh, that was funny.
03:48Very funny.
03:50Was it?
03:50You are like dad joke of the...
03:52I have kids.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:55Good night, everyone.
03:57We're all going to sleep.
03:58Good night.
04:07Congrats.
04:07You opened an envelope
04:08and now you're on the hit list.
04:13Here's how you get off the list.
04:14Convince someone else to open it.
04:16You've got until next time
04:17you see me at the Battle Royale
04:18to get it out of your hands.
04:20Whoever's holding it last,
04:21you're stuck.
04:22Unless you become supervillain.
04:23See you soon.
04:25Joel.
04:25Easy enough.
04:26Thank God I found
04:27this death sentence first,
04:29because now I just need
04:29one person to read it.
04:31I don't care how they read it
04:32or who reads it.
04:33I just need someone to read it
04:35to get it off of me.
04:37Can I use you real quick?
04:38What's up?
04:39You're back.
04:39Can you pop down?
04:40Yeah, of course.
04:41Listen to me,
04:42all three of you,
04:43Charlie's Angels.
04:44Three of us,
04:45the next game,
04:46have to win supervillain.
04:48They win because they team
04:50up to win.
04:51You shut the shit down.
04:55These are not bad.
04:56It's only 70 calories.
04:57You need to take more
04:58for your match.
04:58I think I might, actually.
04:59You want a third or you good?
05:02Might as well.
05:05I want you to look at this.
05:07We're going to call this
05:08a Christine explosion.
05:11It's a tornado.
05:13Tornado.
05:13It's amazing.
05:14How do you find anything?
05:15If you have to do your makeup,
05:17how do you do it?
05:18Anyone in my past
05:19that I have beat up
05:20that wished karma on me
05:22gave me Christine
05:23as a roommate.
05:24You know,
05:25in my defense,
05:26like...
05:27In your defense,
05:28you have a lot of shit.
05:32I can put somebody
05:33on the hit list.
05:37Where'd you find that?
05:38The pantry.
05:41Do you trust me?
05:43Yeah.
05:43It's like a curse.
05:44I'm going on the hit list
05:45unless I give it to somebody else.
05:47If I show it to you,
05:48it's yours now
05:49and you have to give it
05:50to somebody else.
05:51Tyson has this letter
05:53and if I open up the letter,
05:55I'm on the hit list.
05:56You ready?
05:58But I'm just staring
05:59at this letter
06:00and I'm like,
06:01cookie?
06:02Cookie?
06:04Let me see if I'm kind of...
06:06I know that Tom
06:07doesn't fully trust me
06:08after Kate blew my cover,
06:10but bringing Tom in
06:11on the death sentence
06:12is the perfect way
06:13to patch things up
06:14because I'm keeping my promise
06:15of telling Tom
06:16everything moving forward.
06:18We're not on the hit list.
06:19Yeah, it sucks for you.
06:20And as a bonus,
06:21it means I'm no longer
06:22on the hit list,
06:22so it's a win-win.
06:24I'm going to get off
06:24the hit list
06:25and then someone else
06:25to open it.
06:27Opening it
06:27is basically me
06:29opening up
06:30to our friendship again.
06:32There were some trust issues,
06:33but now we're in this together.
06:35Do you think we don't?
06:36Kate will pretend
06:37like we don't know
06:37and see about
06:38what she does with it.
06:40I can tell her.
06:41With this envelope,
06:42I am on the hit list.
06:43I got to get rid
06:44of this letter,
06:44but also,
06:45I got to warn Kate.
06:50Whoa, it's way cleaner in here.
06:52I know.
06:53I know.
06:54I am looking for Kate
06:56everywhere.
07:01I peek into her room.
07:03She's not in there.
07:14She's not in there.
07:17Congratulations.
07:18You're on the hit list.
07:20Kate.
07:21Do this.
07:23I was fucking looking
07:24for your ass.
07:25Where were you?
07:26I was changing.
07:27I've already read it.
07:28You can't pass it to me.
07:29I am now on the hit list
07:30and I believe that
07:31Tom and Tyson
07:32were targeting me.
07:33So now,
07:34I know I absolutely
07:35do not trust
07:36Tom and Tyson.
07:39Oh, fuck.
07:40I see the three musketeers
07:43on the couch
07:44with a letter.
07:45What is going on?
07:47Am I fucked?
07:49I'm not really sure
07:50if this envelope
07:51is a good thing
07:53or a bad thing.
07:54Christine saw us.
07:55The thing about Tyson
07:56is the man be grabbing,
07:58okay?
07:59So he grabs the letter.
08:01He grabbed the hand
08:02on the pizza
08:03and now Tyson
08:05doesn't want to grab
08:05this envelope,
08:07then clearly
08:08this envelope
08:09is not a good thing.
08:14Who's is it now?
08:15Kate's?
08:16Yeah.
08:17So it's better
08:18that she opened it
08:18so now she's,
08:20it's off of you.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Oh, there's another
08:23t-shirt on the railing.
08:26Okay.
08:29I don't see any point
08:30in trying to convince
08:31the remaining people
08:32in the house
08:33to open this letter.
08:34New York is out
08:35for the count.
08:36I'm not going to do it
08:37to Drita or Christine
08:38and who knows
08:39where Paul is.
08:40And when you don't know
08:41what to do with something,
08:42what's the best thing to do?
08:44Throw it.
08:46Oh, wait a minute.
08:47Will, Drita, no,
08:48I don't know.
08:49Why do you want to do it?
08:52Drita, no.
08:53I don't know
08:54if it's good or not.
08:55Don't catch it.
08:57Why does it look like this?
08:58I was on a show
08:59called Mob Wives.
09:00I see something.
09:01I say nothing.
09:03None of my business.
09:04Plus, that's a federal offense.
09:05I have enough problems
09:06with the FBI.
09:07Tom.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Did you see that?
09:11What is that?
09:12Did you touch this letter?
09:13No, I did not.
09:14Did you open it?
09:15She said,
09:16don't touch it,
09:17don't do it.
09:17She said that you guys
09:18have been moving it around.
09:19So are you lying to me?
09:21Having Drita
09:22on the hit list
09:23would be great.
09:24Well,
09:25don't lie to me, Tom.
09:26She would actually
09:27have to, like,
09:28make some fucking moves.
09:30So I would love
09:31for her to get this letter.
09:35Do I open this?
09:37Yeah.
09:38That's your acting ability, Tyson?
09:41He gave himself up
09:42right there
09:42that I knew he knew
09:43about this envelope.
09:45I don't know
09:45if he wants me to open it.
09:46I don't know if he doesn't.
09:47But I know he wants to know
09:49if I'm going to.
09:51If you get curious,
09:52tell me what it is.
09:54Christine's
09:54told everybody
09:55not to open it.
09:56Where's Paul?
09:57He's a bad liar.
09:58He's pacing on his phone.
10:01They look like they're nervous.
10:03I know.
10:04That's why I'm saying
10:05don't touch it.
10:07He's fucking spies.
10:08They'll keep looking
10:09to see if I open it.
10:10I'm going to fight everybody.
10:14Paul.
10:15Mom, you want to say
10:15hi to Tyson?
10:17Tyson, you want to say
10:17hi to my mom?
10:18Hi, Mom.
10:21Did you see the advantage
10:22in the house?
10:22Shut the fuck up.
10:24Right now,
10:24do not open the envelope.
10:26Why should I not open it?
10:28Because it's going to put you
10:29on the hit list.
10:30Whoever opens it last
10:31is on the hit list
10:31by the time the challenge
10:32starts tomorrow.
10:34If Kate, Drita,
10:35and Christine
10:35are working together
10:37against the guys,
10:38they're going to have
10:39Paul open it last
10:40and he'll be stuck
10:41on the hit list.
10:42And right now,
10:43Paul is someone
10:44I may be able to use,
10:45so I would like
10:46to keep him here if I can.
10:47You have to trust me here.
10:49Okay.
10:49Tyson has his weird
10:51quadri-eye,
10:53nightmare fuel,
10:54sleep paralysis demon
10:55eyeglasses on.
10:57You think I trust you?
11:00Is kicking an envelope
11:01under the chair
11:02a dick move?
11:02Maybe,
11:03but I want to go to sleep.
11:05I'm pretty unsure
11:06of who owns it.
11:08I think, like,
11:08maybe Kate,
11:09maybe Drita,
11:11but one of them
11:12needs to go.
11:22Good morning.
11:23People were, like,
11:24freaking out over
11:25some letter yesterday.
11:26What was it?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Oh, there's a letter
11:28floating around?
11:29I don't fucking know.
11:29Is it a chain then?
11:30I don't even know
11:31if I want to,
11:31I don't even want to know
11:32if I want to know.
11:33I don't know
11:34if I'm on the hit list
11:34or not today,
11:35but I left the letter
11:36by the chairs
11:37and it's not there anymore.
11:38What I do know is
11:39I'm surprised
11:40I even won Supervillain once.
11:41The odds of it
11:42happening again
11:42are near impossible.
11:44Morning, sunshine.
11:45Good morning.
11:46Don't open it.
11:48Don't open it.
11:49What envelope?
11:50Where is it?
11:51I don't know.
11:52Thomas,
11:53why is everybody
11:54being so secretive
11:55about this damn letter
11:56that people are finding?
11:57Um,
11:59yeah,
11:59I heard there was a letter.
12:00Do we have to move
12:01out of here?
12:02It says anybody
12:03who goes by,
12:04um,
12:04any sort of
12:05one of the 50 states.
12:07Don't play with me now.
12:08It is so important
12:10to mind your business,
12:12get your eight hours
12:13of beauty sleep
12:14to go to bed
12:14early in this house
12:15because when the fuckery
12:17is going around,
12:18guess what?
12:19You're not a part of it.
12:20Good morning.
12:21Good morning.
12:22Good morning.
12:24I didn't see a letter.
12:26Where is it?
12:26I don't know.
12:27I'm hearing about it,
12:27never seen it.
12:28I told you about it.
12:29The boys came outside
12:30and they were like,
12:31hey, did you see the letter?
12:33Oh.
12:33I wonder who handled it last.
12:35Nobody opened that letter
12:37in this house?
12:45I can't believe that.
12:47You guys are too nosy.
12:51All right.
12:52What?
12:54Okay.
12:54Can you guys hear those chimes?
12:56Yeah, we hear them.
12:57Sorry,
12:57I can't get this thing
12:58to stop now.
13:00Today,
13:01we have a battle royale challenge.
13:03I have left some outfits
13:05for today on your bed.
13:06Oh, God.
13:07Oh, God.
13:07So please change into those
13:09and meet me outside.
13:14Fuck!
13:22Hey!
13:22All right.
13:25Hi.
13:26Hey.
13:27The costumes are cute.
13:29I'm not sure where
13:30this hair came from.
13:31This is definitely synthetic,
13:32but I'll make it work.
13:34Good morning, villains.
13:35You look wonderful.
13:36First things first,
13:37I left you a present
13:38in the form of an envelope.
13:40It's nothing scary.
13:42I call it
13:42the death sentence.
13:46Here's how it works.
13:47Whoever opened the envelope
13:48was automatically put
13:50on this week's hit list.
13:51Unless they could get
13:53somebody else
13:54to open the envelope.
13:56Whoever ended up with it
13:57at this moment
13:58is stuck on the hit list
14:00unless they become
14:02supervillain.
14:03Well, I guess I can just
14:04tell you it's Kate.
14:06Yep.
14:06It's me.
14:07I'm the one that opened
14:08the letter last.
14:09I'm on the hit list.
14:09And frankly,
14:10I don't care.
14:11I am standing here
14:12in a squirrel onesie
14:14surrounded by a bunch
14:16of morons
14:17that all hate me.
14:18As the envelope stated,
14:20the only way for you
14:21to get off the hit list
14:22is to win
14:23the battle royale challenge.
14:24Right.
14:25Huge stakes here, Kate.
14:27Try to look less disinterested.
14:28I'm focused.
14:29All right.
14:30The name of this challenge
14:31is Nut Jobs.
14:37The game is simple
14:38and it is played in rounds.
14:40Each of you
14:41will start with 30 nuts.
14:43In each round,
14:44you will enter
14:45the nut house
14:46one at a time.
14:47You will place
14:48your nuts
14:48in your own
14:49personal nut sack.
14:51You can put as many
14:52or as little
14:54as you want
14:55inside the sack.
14:56But after each round,
14:58I will announce
14:59the player
14:59with the fewest amount
15:01of nuts
15:01in their nut sack
15:02and that player
15:03will be eliminated
15:04from the challenge.
15:06While putting 28
15:07of your nuts
15:08in your sack
15:08would give you
15:08a great shot
15:09at getting to round two,
15:11you would only have
15:12two nuts left
15:13for the rest of the game.
15:14Whoever survives
15:15and hangs on
15:16to the most nuts
15:17by the final round
15:18wins the game
15:19and becomes
15:20our next supervillain.
15:21As always,
15:22I apologize
15:23for making you
15:24do basic math.
15:25Oh, man.
15:26What I'm saying is
15:27you do not want
15:28to blow your load
15:29too early.
15:30I'm fucked.
15:31And now,
15:31I will place my nuts
15:33into your waiting hands.
15:35When it comes to this
15:36nut job battle royale,
15:37it's all about rationing.
15:39You want to ration
15:40as little as possible
15:41while still staying
15:43in the game
15:43so you have more
15:44for the end.
15:45You don't want
15:45to blow your load
15:47right in the beginning.
15:48You know,
15:48you kind of want
15:49to, like,
15:49spread it out a little bit.
15:50In the event
15:51multiple people
15:52play the fewest amount
15:53of nuts
15:53in any given round,
15:55everyone with that amount
15:56of nuts
15:57will be eliminated.
15:58Damn!
15:59Last squirrel standing
16:00becomes our next supervillain
16:02who will be showered
16:03with loads
16:05of praise
16:06in our glory hole.
16:08Tyson,
16:08you are up.
16:10Here he goes, guys.
16:12Oh,
16:12it's moist in here.
16:15Anybody allergic
16:15to nuts?
16:16Six should definitely
16:17keep me safe,
16:18but do I want
16:19to go hard early?
16:21One,
16:22two,
16:24three,
16:25four.
16:26Look at him!
16:27Look!
16:27There he go!
16:29I would really
16:30love to win,
16:31and if not me,
16:32then Tom.
16:33I need an ally
16:34to hopefully win
16:35this thing.
16:36Keep her low.
16:37Don't you up.
16:38So I flashed to Tom.
16:40Knowing what he did.
16:40Hopefully,
16:42he puts five.
16:44Okay.
16:45Paul,
16:46it is your turn.
16:48Okay,
16:48if these people
16:49are low-balling it,
16:50then let me go
16:51with a safe four.
16:52One,
16:53two,
16:55three,
16:56four.
16:58I'm always trying
16:59to win super villain.
17:00I really am,
17:01but I prefer
17:02to work with numbers
17:03when they hit
17:04my bank account
17:05with a lot of zeros,
17:06you know?
17:06Tyson said
17:07that he did
17:09four nuts,
17:10so I'm gonna do five.
17:11I'm gonna start
17:13pretty large.
17:15Fuck you, Tom.
17:16Fuck you, Tyson.
17:17All right,
17:18I'm not having
17:19any testicular issues today,
17:21so my nuts are flowing.
17:2214,
17:2315,
17:2516,
17:2617.
17:26What is the goal
17:28of this game?
17:29The goal of this game
17:30is I have no idea.
17:3317 is how old
17:35my daughter is,
17:36and I'm gonna go
17:36by a lucky number.
17:38I know all the squirrels
17:39outside are lying,
17:41ass motherfuckers,
17:42so it really don't matter.
17:43All right, everyone,
17:44I've counted your nuts
17:45with the least amount
17:47of nuts.
17:51Tyson and Paul,
17:53you have been eliminated.
17:54You've lost the chance
17:56to be supervillain.
17:57What?
17:57Please go inside the house.
17:59Holy shit.
17:59I can't believe this.
18:01And enjoy a hot bag
18:03of peanuts.
18:04Drita, leave some nuts.
18:06I have no idea
18:07how I even won one round.
18:09I wanna get rid of these.
18:12One, two, three, four.
18:16Seven.
18:18I'm putting six nuts in.
18:20Four, five, six.
18:23Now I'm gonna go
18:24slightly less.
18:25I don't have to
18:27ration my nuts as much.
18:30Sticking with my favorite
18:31number and doing six again.
18:33How many nuts
18:35do I need to bust this time?
18:37I'm gonna bust a big nut.
18:39I have counted the nuts.
18:41The villains
18:42with the least number
18:44of nuts in their sacks
18:45are Christine and Tom.
18:48Please join
18:49the other loser squirrels.
18:51Well, this sucks.
18:53What?
18:54That means they lost?
18:55It's Kate, Drita, and New York.
18:56I would rather have New York win
18:58because I feel like New York
18:59is closest with me
19:00and Tyson.
19:01I think I have to win
19:02Superdome.
19:03Okay.
19:03Because otherwise,
19:04I, my vote won't count.
19:06I'm going home,
19:07but I won't nominate you two.
19:08Obviously.
19:09Drita and New York
19:10want to be supervillain.
19:12I get it.
19:13But if I don't win supervillain,
19:15I remain on the hit list.
19:16So put one or two each.
19:19Okay, I only have three,
19:19so I put the one.
19:20I won't put you up.
19:21I don't agree with Kate one bit.
19:25I've never had supervillain.
19:26I want this so bad.
19:28So I lied to Kate
19:29when I told her
19:30I only had three nuts.
19:35All right.
19:36I don't even know
19:36how much to put.
19:37She can beat me right now.
19:38I don't even know
19:39what the fuck I'm doing.
19:40I've got to get this shit right.
19:41I have to fucking get this right.
19:43It's never been done before.
19:44This is my third season.
19:46One,
19:47two,
19:49three.
19:50Please, please.
19:52Okay.
19:53I don't even know
19:54how many I have left.
19:55How about that?
19:57Drita?
19:58I'm coming.
19:59Shut up.
19:59I have 12 remaining.
20:01I'm going to do
20:02seven.
20:04I have counted
20:05the nuts.
20:09Drita's out.
20:10I knew it.
20:11I fucking knew it.
20:13You've lost the chance
20:14to be supervillain.
20:16It is such an intense moment.
20:19My strategy going into
20:21this last round
20:22is obviously
20:23to dump all my nuts
20:24into my sack.
20:26And who's to tell
20:27how many Kate has left?
20:28I just want to get
20:30this nut out
20:31and over with.
20:32I'm really proud of us
20:33for making it here.
20:34Me too.
20:35Lucy and Ethel.
20:36New York winning.
20:37That would be cool
20:38if she did.
20:38I would be happy for her.
20:39Yeah, like it would be
20:40her first one.
20:41You'd be happy
20:41because she's not going to
20:42put you on the chopping block.
20:43May the best nut win.
20:48Kate,
20:49please,
20:50drop some nuts.
20:50Don't call it a comeback.
20:52This is New York's third season
20:54on House of Villains.
20:55Never been supervillain.
20:57Kate,
20:57if she gets supervillain,
20:58she is off the hit list.
21:00All right, New York,
21:01show me your nuts.
21:02But one thing's for sure,
21:03mine are bigger.
21:04It's down to me and Kate,
21:07and a nut sack
21:08is a little bit light.
21:09I hope I played
21:10that last hand right.
21:11Oh, shit.
21:13All right,
21:14that's all I got.
21:15See?
21:16Kate is my roommate,
21:18but I am totally
21:20playing this for myself.
21:21It's down to two nut jobs
21:23and one nut off.
21:25All right,
21:26it's between New York
21:27and Kate
21:28for supervillain.
21:30One,
21:31two,
21:31three,
21:32four.
21:33Just so you know,
21:35this final round
21:35was the difference
21:36of one nut.
21:38One,
21:39two,
21:41three.
21:42I don't know
21:43what's going to happen.
21:46Four.
21:48Congratulations,
21:49Kate.
21:50You are the supervillain.
21:51Oh, my God!
21:53Five.
21:54Five nuts.
21:56You're off the hit list.
21:58Wow.
21:58Nice.
21:59Are you fucking kidding me?
22:01This death letter thing
22:03looks really bad
22:04on me and Tyson.
22:05I'm worried
22:06Kate is going to be retaliatory.
22:08Kate,
22:08you will get to choose
22:09three villains
22:10for the hit list
22:11and also get to go
22:12on a reward.
22:13Oh, God.
22:14Okay.
22:14What two people
22:16would you like to take
22:16with you on the reward?
22:18I would like to take
22:19New York
22:20and I would like
22:21to take Paul.
22:22Wow.
22:22Because you were
22:23on the hit list twice.
22:24Great.
22:25Now,
22:25please shuffle back
22:25into the mansion
22:26with as much dignity
22:27as a bunch of adults
22:29dressed as squirrels
22:30can muster.
22:32Kate doesn't want
22:33to be told
22:33what to do
22:34and she likes
22:36to kind of create chaos.
22:37I see myself
22:38being on the hit list.
22:39Now we're here
22:40standing in a gigantic
22:42pile of shit
22:43in a squirrel costume.
22:52Wow,
22:52it's hot.
22:53Good job.
22:54Yeah,
22:55you got close.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I knew you were going
22:56to win when you were
22:57going six divided by you.
22:59Oh, my God.
22:59As soon as you said that,
23:00that's why I was like,
23:01okay,
23:01I'm going to do six
23:02every time.
23:03I should have told you guys
23:04I did pass fourth grade.
23:06I'm going to go get out
23:06of this.
23:08Damn, Kate,
23:08that was pretty impressive.
23:10To go from supervillain
23:11to hit list
23:12to off the hit list
23:13to supervillain.
23:14Fucking fuckers.
23:16Last time,
23:17she put me up
23:17on the hit list,
23:18so I don't really know
23:20what to expect,
23:20but I'm hoping
23:21that the tides
23:22have shifted
23:22a little bit.
23:26How you feeling?
23:27I feel great.
23:28That's how I feel.
23:29I can imagine.
23:31I feel real good.
23:32How do you feel?
23:33I feel good.
23:34Good.
23:35Yeah.
23:35Good.
23:36Glad you feel good.
23:38How's Tyson feel?
23:39Good.
23:40Okay, good.
23:41Good.
23:42I did go looking
23:43for you last night.
23:44No.
23:45No, no, no.
23:46Yes, I did.
23:47We both literally said,
23:49let's go find Kate.
23:50Honestly, honestly.
23:50I swear to God,
23:51like, I've never fucking lied to you.
23:52You both said,
23:52let's go find Kate.
23:53Yes.
23:54I'm back to feeling
23:55about Tom Sandoval
23:56the same way I felt
23:57when I entered the house.
23:59He's a worm
23:59with a mustache.
24:01How you feeling, Christine?
24:03As soon as I found out
24:04the game,
24:04I was like, okay.
24:05All right.
24:06This is not my game.
24:08Who do you think
24:08she's putting up?
24:13Oh, shit.
24:16That was fucking dumb.
24:19What's up?
24:20Hi.
24:20How do you feel?
24:22Interesting.
24:23There was definitely
24:24some sort of scandal
24:25happening between
24:26Tom, Tyson, Kate,
24:28and they were upset
24:29with one another.
24:30Tom didn't want Kate
24:31to have the letter,
24:32but Kate got it.
24:33I think Tom wanted
24:34either me or you
24:36or Christine to get him.
24:37And they also are threatened
24:38by you and Christine
24:39because in the past
24:41two seasons,
24:42there were characters
24:43like Tyson, right,
24:44who were like,
24:45won a bunch of competitions.
24:47They were in control
24:48of all this shit.
24:49They didn't win the game
24:50because next to them
24:51was somebody
24:52who didn't do those things
24:53and everybody just liked
24:55them a little better.
24:55So they're fucking
24:57mortified of you.
24:58I watched last season,
25:00so I know
25:00to choose the winner,
25:01the cast comes back
25:03for a jury vote
25:04and Tyson is from Survivor.
25:07So his mentality
25:08is like jury management,
25:10meaning he wouldn't
25:11be able to beat me
25:12because I'm loved.
25:13And you know
25:14who I'm loved by?
25:15A bunch of badass villains.
25:20Just the two
25:21I wanted to talk to.
25:23Super villain office
25:25out here.
25:26Do you want to talk
25:26to her alone?
25:27I think you should talk alone.
25:28Okay.
25:29Because I got none to hide.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Kate, I'm under the assumption
25:32that probably
25:33I'm going to go up
25:35or I'm a good choice
25:36to go up.
25:36Get to it.
25:39Am I going out there?
25:41No.
25:43Wait a minute.
25:45Kate is protecting me?
25:46That's so special.
25:47Is this real?
25:49What weird parallel universe
25:50am I living in?
25:51I am a free agent
25:52in this game.
25:53Yeah, Paul,
25:53you're with me
25:54until you piss me off.
25:56I'm thinking of keeping Paul
25:57because I believe
25:58that Paul was at one time
26:00working with Tyson.
26:01I believe Paul has realized
26:03it's time to pivot.
26:04Listen.
26:05Okay.
26:06And I appreciate that.
26:08Paul loves to talk
26:09about nothing
26:10for so long.
26:11My ultimate goal
26:12is for Tyson
26:13to be banished.
26:14I don't like the way
26:16Tyson has played his game
26:17and I don't like
26:19how he walks around
26:20acting like
26:21he's guaranteed to win.
26:23Oh, fuck.
26:24Here comes his fuckhead.
26:26How's it going?
26:27Good.
26:27How are you?
26:28Do you wear this much neon
26:29at home
26:30or you did it
26:30just for TV?
26:31This is like
26:32my pickleball gear
26:33sometimes.
26:34Yeah.
26:34You know,
26:34I've never played pickleball.
26:35I feel like it's so trendy.
26:37It is.
26:38Why not just do tennis?
26:39It's more chic.
26:40You guys could talk.
26:42Do you play tennis?
26:43No,
26:44but if I'm going to choose one,
26:45I'm going to go for tennis.
26:47What's up, Tom?
26:47What's up, guys?
26:48Tom, do you play pickleball?
26:50Every once in a while.
26:51You like pickleball?
26:52No, I hate it.
26:53I think it's so lame.
26:54If you're going to do it,
26:55do tennis
26:56and be like an adult.
26:57It's for losers.
26:58Kate is on some weird power trip
27:00where she's trying
27:01to take like jabs at me.
27:03I want to have
27:04a conversation with her,
27:05but I also don't want
27:06to have it
27:07when she's just purposely
27:08trying to like
27:09throw zingers at me.
27:11I'm like,
27:11I should just catch up
27:12on some sleep.
27:13Also, when I'm asleep,
27:14Kate can't come
27:15and try to be mean to me.
27:24What a gorgeous day.
27:26Didn't that cardio?
27:27Keeping my T levels up.
27:29That's it.
27:29The envelope thing
27:30did really screw things up.
27:32Look at us.
27:33Everything's going perfectly.
27:35I really don't know
27:36if she's trying
27:36to get under my skin
27:37or just be a dick
27:38or what.
27:40Well, I'm good for a month.
27:45I miss my kids so bad.
27:50Can you get my back?
27:52I can.
27:52Or New York can.
27:54Can you get it?
27:54Okay.
27:55Get a little more in there.
27:56Keep rubbing them down.
27:57It's erotic.
28:01Oh, my goodness.
28:03Tom and Tyson
28:05bring on
28:06the vanilla wafers.
28:07Were you going to
28:07jump in the pool?
28:08No, I'm not jumping
28:09in the pool.
28:10I'm going to jump
28:11rope in the sun.
28:12Yeah.
28:13He's getting sweaty.
28:14You're the only person
28:15here that I fully trust, Tyson.
28:18Yeah.
28:19And when I mean that,
28:19I mean...
28:19I was really hoping
28:20you were going to win
28:21because the second I went out,
28:22I was like,
28:22New York's the only one
28:23that I feel like
28:24will 100% save me.
28:26I feel like
28:27some of the women
28:28need to sweat.
28:29Drita's never played
28:30a redemption challenge.
28:31Excuse me.
28:33Drita hasn't done anything
28:34except for
28:35be on the right side
28:36of every single jury member
28:37that's exited the house.
28:38Yeah, and cook a lot
28:39of heavy shit
28:40that has my hips wider
28:41than they were
28:42before I got here.
28:43I really hope
28:44that Kate does not
28:46put up me,
28:47Tom, or Tyson.
28:49Drita, it's time
28:50to see how she sweats
28:52under pressure.
28:53I don't know about you,
28:54but I want to look good
28:55in my bikini
28:56for the 4th of July.
28:57I also want to.
28:59So,
29:00I've got to pick
29:01three people.
29:01It's so hard.
29:02What do you think
29:03I should do?
29:03I would love it
29:05if it's us girls.
29:07So, you think
29:08I should nominate
29:08Paul, Tyson,
29:09and Tom?
29:10Yeah.
29:11I don't know, though.
29:13You know, right?
29:14If I could just nominate
29:15two people,
29:15I'd be happy
29:16because that's all
29:17I really care about.
29:18Get it, Tom.
29:25Since pizza parties
29:26are the fucking
29:27jinx of a...
29:28Okay, but they're
29:29always a jinx here.
29:30We're going to have
29:31a pizza party
29:31in the yard
29:32with the outside oven.
29:33The first time
29:34we got pizza
29:35in this house,
29:36Paul is the right hand.
29:38The second time
29:39we get pizza,
29:40there's a death note.
29:41So, I decided
29:42to rebrand pizza
29:44and make a pizza party.
29:46I'll do pepperoni.
29:47All right, great.
29:48I'm going to do a classic.
29:49New York,
29:50why are you sitting
29:50in the corner
29:51like a little kid in trouble?
29:52Come make a pizza
29:53with your mama mia pizza?
29:55Come on, New York,
29:56make some pizza.
29:56New York is known
29:57for its pizza.
29:59Have you ever made
29:59pizza before, Tom?
30:00Yep.
30:01Really?
30:01I used to be a cook
30:02when I was like 14, 15.
30:04Really? Where?
30:04You were in a pub?
30:05Oh, God.
30:06What about you, Kate?
30:07What was your first job?
30:08Wet seal.
30:08Really?
30:09You went retail?
30:10I just wanted
30:11the cute clothes
30:11and, you know,
30:12for sure the discount.
30:13I was working
30:14in a deli at 14.
30:15Christine,
30:16what was your first job?
30:17I worked at Sonic
30:18and then I worked
30:19at Taco Bell.
30:20Oh, right on.
30:20Can you imagine
30:21getting Christine
30:22to help you?
30:23Can I have a number one?
30:24You're not getting that.
30:25That's not a vibe.
30:27Tater tots, please.
30:28Do we have tater tots?
30:31This is so fun.
30:34Tom stuffed.
30:39Dude, is that good?
30:40Can we get it closer
30:41to each other?
30:42We can try.
30:44Is that as close
30:44as it goes?
30:45Yeah.
30:46That's the super bed, dude.
30:48I can't believe
30:48it took us this long, honestly.
30:50Kate has been
30:51a bit of a killjoy
30:52just sucking the fun
30:54out of this house,
30:55so I know I can have
30:57some fun with Tyson.
30:58We're pushing our beds
30:59together to make
31:00one gigantic
31:02Superman.
31:04Dude, look.
31:05Dude.
31:05This is one bed.
31:07This is one bed, man.
31:10Oh, I was gonna do
31:10the secret head shake.
31:11Oh, yeah.
31:16Kate is telling me
31:17that I'm safe,
31:17but I don't really trust
31:18anything that anybody
31:19says in this house,
31:20so maybe if I give her
31:21some helpful secret
31:23information,
31:24maybe she won't
31:25throw me overboard.
31:26I don't know if that's
31:27what she did on
31:28Below Deck or not,
31:29but as long as she
31:29doesn't do it to me,
31:30then I'm fine.
31:31Hey.
31:31Hey, Paul, come on.
31:32I think I figured out
31:33what happened yesterday.
31:34I went to Tom and Tyson
31:35about that fucking card
31:37and they're like,
31:37we hid it under the chair.
31:39One of them.
31:40Yeah, for sure.
31:41Tyson found it.
31:42I kicked it under the chair
31:45so that it looks like
31:46it's gone.
31:47Oh, it's down.
31:47They're still on.
31:48Yeah.
31:49And they said,
31:49because whoever was last
31:51and they knew who was last.
31:52Are you serious?
31:54They were cementing.
31:55They were cementing
31:57your fucking thing.
31:58Tyson had put
31:59the Hit List envelope
32:00under a chair.
32:01That was personal.
32:04Hey, Paul,
32:05look what I found.
32:07Under the chair.
32:09Tyson wanted to make sure
32:10I was on the Hit List,
32:12period.
32:13And Tom co-signed that.
32:31I'm always a little scared
32:32of Kate.
32:34So I always bring her coffee.
32:36But not because she could
32:37nominate me to leave.
32:38Thank you so much.
32:39But because I'm always afraid
32:41she's going to say something
32:42cunty to me.
32:42You never know.
32:46I'm fucking great here
32:48because of you assholes.
32:53I love you.
32:55I love you.
32:56Regardless of how any of us
32:57feel about Tom or Tyson,
32:59I think it's good
33:00for everyone's game
33:01and also will be so funny
33:03to separate them.
33:05It's like we're all
33:05third wheeling
33:06on Tom and Tyson's date.
33:08Good morning, Drita.
33:09Good morning.
33:10How you doing?
33:11Good.
33:11Oh, you're going
33:13on rewards.
33:14Well, well, well.
33:16That hair is...
33:17Oh, my God.
33:18You look good.
33:20Thank you so much.
33:21But look at your hair.
33:22Yeah.
33:22I'm giving like
33:23Diane Carroll.
33:24Oh, come on.
33:25Yes.
33:26Yes.
33:27Hey, are we having
33:30a good time?
33:31You don't have to
33:31whip out the good wheel.
33:32You look so cute.
33:33Look at her.
33:33Look at her hair.
33:34I hope you guys
33:35have fun today.
33:37Enjoy the day, guys.
33:39I'm confused
33:40what the fuck
33:41we're going to do.
33:41Oh, but we're doing it.
33:42I hope it's whatever it is.
33:43Kate, New York, Paul,
33:45it's time to take
33:46your little field trip.
33:47And it's a fancy one.
33:49Oh, it sure is.
33:51I love that for us.
33:52We love a good reward.
33:53This is my first reward
33:55that I'm going on
33:56in season three.
33:58We should let Kate go first.
34:00I definitely don't want
34:01to be on the hit list,
34:02but you never really
34:03know what Kate.
34:05Can somebody make sure
34:06my curly hair is off?
34:07Johnny, it's time for
34:09your final House of
34:10Villains workout.
34:11Let's go, buddy.
34:14We've got to make sure
34:15those shorts are extra tight.
34:18Hell yeah.
34:21Feel it, feel it, feel it.
34:23Time for some cardio.
34:27What the fuck, Johnny?
34:32Oh, what's going on in here?
34:35Oh, my God.
34:36Welcome to Cirque School.
34:38I always wanted to run
34:38away with the circus.
34:40You've come to the perfect place.
34:41This is a circus school
34:42for anybody with anybody
34:44teaching recreational circus.
34:46I am a clown, so it works.
34:47So we're going to get started
34:48with a little warm-up,
34:50condition our body,
34:51do a little stretching,
34:52and then we'll get you up
34:52on the trapeze, the fabric,
34:54and a little bit of acrobatics,
34:55okay? Sick.
34:56Why did you choose me
34:58for this reward?
34:59All right, the first thing
34:59we're going to do...
35:00Oh, my goodness.
35:02Okay, I'm getting excited
35:04because you said ball,
35:05and I was on top of it.
35:06Try to lift one foot off the floor
35:08and maybe the second.
35:09Stand up.
35:11Booty goes back to the ball.
35:12Ride the train.
35:13Stand up.
35:14I don't know about this one.
35:15Ride the train.
35:16There's a lot going on.
35:18Two more.
35:18New York's New Yorkin'.
35:21I'm scared.
35:22Come on.
35:23Come on.
35:26And Paul.
35:29Gorgeous, Paul.
35:31Oh, all right.
35:33So beautiful.
35:34I used to think Paul was a bit of a carny,
35:36but I was wrong.
35:38Open the legs wide.
35:39Oh, wow.
35:39Great.
35:41He's the more sophisticated circus freak.
35:44Beautiful, Kate.
35:45Oh, my God.
35:46I'm swinging.
35:47That looks slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
35:49There we go.
35:50Nice, Kate.
35:52You see that Kate put us up on the bar
35:54with the letter in between us?
35:56I didn't see it.
35:57You got to notice things.
35:58I guess.
35:59I also don't care.
36:00Everyone targeting Tyson is not shocking at all.
36:03No matter what I do,
36:04no matter what I say to anybody,
36:06they're not buying it.
36:07They want me gone.
36:07They've wanted me gone all season long.
36:10It's a frustrating spot to be in.
36:11I haven't talked to Kate yet.
36:13You need to try.
36:14Is it worse to not try?
36:16Is that going to make her angrier?
36:17It might.
36:18I don't know why Kate has such a problem with Tyson.
36:21She has already put him on a hit list,
36:24so technically hiding that letter
36:26and her going on the hit list
36:28was sort of like they're even.
36:30Should we just put the two puppets
36:32in more and more obscene positions?
36:35She had me on top of you.
36:37It's like I'm definitely a power bottom.
36:39Yeah.
36:39Should we go change it?
36:40Yeah.
36:41So I'm thinking if we did like this.
36:43And then her like spying on us.
36:46Should we put some nuts around?
36:53Gross.
36:54Cheers, you guys.
36:55Cheers.
36:56Listen, when I say y'all look really good up there,
36:58I kid you not.
36:59You looked really good too.
37:00No, but y'all knew what the fuck y'all was doing.
37:02Y'all had pelvis control, upper body, all that shit.
37:06Thank you for inviting us, Kate.
37:07That was a beautiful job.
37:08I had a blast.
37:09Yay.
37:09My gosh, you guys, somebody's leaving.
37:11It's crazy.
37:12Yeah, Tom or Tyson are leaving,
37:13and I'm so excited.
37:15I have been aligned with Tyson and Tom for the longest now.
37:20So the fact that Kate wants to bust this up,
37:23I can't break it to her and tell her that she's messing up my game.
37:26If Tyson leaves, Tom will be a ruthless boat.
37:31Yeah.
37:31But then, worst case scenario, Tyson wins Redemption Challenge.
37:35Tom goes home.
37:36Tyson's dead in the water anyways.
37:39Clearly, New York is in cahoots with Tom and Tyson.
37:49It's pretty logical to nominate New York together with Tom and Tyson.
37:53At this point in the game,
37:54I feel like pretty much everyone is a threat to me.
37:58I'm excited to torture them.
38:00They deserve it.
38:01They earned it.
38:01Mm-hmm.
38:02They dug their grave.
38:10I think I brought the perfect pair.
38:12Oh, thank you, girl.
38:14That's the trip I needed.
38:15I guess nobody's excited for us to come home.
38:17Oh, that's hilarious.
38:19What is this?
38:20So now Tom and Tyson have nuts all over them,
38:23and they're in a position.
38:25They're 69-ing.
38:26Thank you, because I couldn't remember to know.
38:27No, they're 69-ing.
38:29Hey, Christine.
38:29Hi, guys.
38:30Hey, Christine.
38:31What'd you guys do?
38:32Circus school.
38:32Cirque du Soleil.
38:34Flips and twirls and spins and ropes.
38:37And silks.
38:38Right up your alley, Paul.
38:39Yeah, he was a natural.
38:40He was a natural.
38:41I bet you were.
38:42I bet you were.
38:43A natural clown.
38:45How was it?
38:47Hi.
38:48Hi, how are you?
38:49What's up, how you doing?
38:50Good.
38:51You think I'm fucking funny?
38:52Funny like a clown?
38:54Where's Drita?
38:55I gotta give her that bit.
38:56They all fucking want you gone.
38:58I know.
38:59Listen, I can't kiss a man for 30 seconds
39:02and not let him know what's going on behind his back.
39:05I need these men here to support me.
39:08I'm the Rosa Parks, and this is my John Adams
39:11and my John Wilkes booth.
39:13They're fucking with y'all.
39:17I swear when I say this man was the one to pull up
39:22on the pull-ups first.
39:23That sounds cute.
39:24It was tough.
39:25But you rose to the occasion, Paul, and so did Kate.
39:28I'm surprised how limber she was.
39:30She was very limber.
39:31Yeah, she don't smile a lot, but she loved to spread her legs.
39:36What the fuck?
39:37Yeah.
39:38I hate it.
39:40Gentlemen, they want y'all gone.
39:44Who's that?
39:45Everybody I was just out with.
39:47So we're both going up on the hit list, probably?
39:49You just need to talk to Kate.
39:51She's right here, right now.
39:53Kate.
39:54Hi, Kate.
39:54Is it the time?
39:55For what?
39:56These men are so mean.
39:59No, everybody's here now.
40:00What's going on?
40:01Oh, gosh.
40:03What's going on?
40:04Me and Tom will talk to you, or I can talk to you one-on-one.
40:06Sure.
40:06I'm looking for a beach towel, and I'd like to know how to turn the jacuzzi on.
40:09There we go.
40:10I'll get a beach towel, and I'll come meet you out.
40:12I really need to try to convince Kate to not put me up,
40:17but I just don't think Kate is really open to reason
40:21as much as she is to revenge and being vindictive.
40:27Tom, you make sure you talk to her next, okay?
40:29Mm-hmm.
40:30Yeah, good.
40:31So what's going on?
40:33I know you're going to do what you're going to do,
40:34but I did want to tell you that Tom had no intention,
40:37I had no intention either, of you ending up with the note.
40:40You know what would have been the better way?
40:43Not hiding it under the chair so no one else could find it.
40:47I didn't know if you were the last one or not to open it.
40:51So it really wasn't your place to hide it under the chair, was it?
40:53It wasn't your letter anymore.
40:55Everyone already...
40:55It wasn't your envelope anymore.
40:57I agree with that.
40:59Okay.
40:59I'm sorry I did that.
41:00I don't care if you're sorry.
41:01I'm telling you, you need to think about who you want to sit by at the end.
41:05Thank you for that reminder.
41:07I'm just saying most of the people in this house
41:09aren't going to vote for me at the end to win this thing.
41:11So you're trying to convince me to let you stay to lose?
41:15I don't know when exactly Tyson won Survivor,
41:19but I'm pretty sure it was a long time ago
41:22because he's clearly very rusty.
41:24You should be choosing people that will lose against you.
41:27I don't need your coaching, Tyson, but thank you.
41:29I appreciate the unsolicited advice.
41:31Okay.
41:33I'm pretty confident I'm going to be on the hit list.
41:38I'd just say boiled eggs.
41:41And now we're going to what?
41:43The banishment?
41:44Yeah, well, she has to put three up.
41:46That's going to be Tyson, Tom,
41:47and then someone else that she has to put up,
41:49which is not going to be good.
41:51That means it's like fucking one of us.
41:53I have a feeling one of my friends and allies
41:56might be going up maybe Drita or New York.
41:59I don't know.
42:00Could I be up there?
42:01Absolutely.
42:02Kate is a wild card.
42:05Wish me luck.
42:06Oh, fuck.
42:13How's it going?
42:14Good.
42:14How are you?
42:15I'm chilling.
42:17Good.
42:17So you were good at your peas?
42:19I guess so.
42:19I mean, it's really just hanging from a monkey bar.
42:21Have you had a good time here?
42:23I felt like it got, like, real serious all of a sudden.
42:26Yeah, I know.
42:27I know what you mean.
42:27I felt like that when I was on the hit list from the envelope.
42:30Yeah.
42:30That was like a bummer.
42:32Yeah.
42:32That was a real big bummer.
42:33I'm sorry about that.
42:33I'm sorry you had to go through that.
42:34Your bed buddy, Tyson, put it under the chair.
42:37You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
42:41I don't know why he did that.
42:42I would have just fucking left that shit out.
42:44You let him do it.
42:45I didn't let, I can't, like, control it, dude.
42:47You didn't pull it out from under the chair.
42:48Is he your boss?
42:49Is Tyson the boss of you, Tom?
42:51No.
42:52Seems like he is.
42:53My association with Tyson is definitely getting me put on the hit list.
42:57I'm sure you know who you're, who else you're putting up there, right?
43:00I'm open to suggestions.
43:02If you're up there at the end of this, standing next to Drita, it's going to be hard to get
43:07people to, like, vote for you.
43:08I mean.
43:09That's kind of rude, Tom.
43:10She's tried to save every single person that's left.
43:13If Kate is as smart as she says she is, getting rid of Drita, that would be best case scenario
43:19for everyone's game.
43:20But she is too worried about revenge, and it's going to lose her the game.
43:26I'm sorry you're going to miss your friend, but you guys got one last night together.
43:29Make it count.
43:37It's time to get ready for your hit list nominations.
43:40Kate, get excited.
43:41Or your closest approximation to the human emotion known as excitement.
43:46How cute is this earring, though?
43:48Isn't that cute as a chair?
43:50The problem is wearing something this bold.
43:52Kate's definitely going to try and make fun of me.
43:54Yeah.
43:55She'll be like, oh, cute little cowboy, stupid fucking moron.
44:02Oh, I better get up and get dressed.
44:04Nobody likes smelly feet.
44:06Oh, my gosh, Tyson.
44:08What's up?
44:09I've never seen you dress so fancy.
44:12Yep, cowboy.
44:12Boy, if I were an insecure person, this one being on the bottom would bother me.
44:19Everyone, head through the super secret hidden bookcase.
44:23There's a bookcase in here?
44:24Which is the same location as every other episode.
44:28Let's go.
44:29Obviously, Tom and Tyson are one and two on my hit list.
44:32However, I have not decided on spot number three.
44:36There are still four villains to choose from.
44:38Okay, let's go in the bookshelf.
44:39It really comes down to who do I trust the least.
44:42Oh, God.
44:57Hello, villains, and welcome to the reason we're over budget, The Stronghold.
45:03It's time for your hit list nominations.
45:06Kate, you are the supervillain.
45:09Please take your chair.
45:16I'm a little annoyed you didn't say it again.
45:18You're right.
45:19I'm really sorry.
45:20How does it feel to be supervillain again?
45:23I feel amazing.
45:25I love this seat.
45:27Kate, you get to choose the three villains in danger of being banished.
45:30Have mercy, Lord Jesus.
45:33All right, keep going.
45:33I'm sorry, Joel.
45:34Okay, everyone.
45:35If you are nominated, please step over here.
45:38And remember, no matter who is banished, it's an honor just to be nominated.
45:43Kate is super unreasonable.
45:45She's been living mad for 49 years or whatever.
45:48With Kate as supervillain, nothing is really certain except for that she will be driven by rage and anger and
45:54hatred.
45:55Kate, who are you going to piss off first and why?
45:59I made it clear last time I was in this chair that anyone who puts me on a hit list,
46:05I will retaliate.
46:06And this person made sure that I remained on the hit list after I opened the envelope by hiding it
46:13under a chair.
46:14So, Tyson, take your place on the hit list.
46:17Kate wants retaliation.
46:19But retaliation doesn't usually win you the game in these scenarios and oftentimes keeps you from even getting to the
46:26end.
46:26Colonel Sanders is looking finger-licking good.
46:30Tyson, is there anything you'd like to say in your defense?
46:33No.
46:34I mean, I saw it coming.
46:36That was a very good way to dodge a real answer.
46:39Kate, who are you going to piss off next?
46:42The second person I'm going to nominate was complicit in hiding the envelope under the chair and thus ensuring I
46:49remained on the hit list.
46:51And so, Tom, you are the next one to go on that stage.
46:56Tom, anything you'd like to say in response?
47:01You know, Kate, I had really big plans for us.
47:06I was going to, like, follow you on Instagram.
47:08I was even going to comment on one of your sponsored posts.
47:12Like, for instance, if you did, like, a teeth whitening system, I was literally going to comment on how that
47:18teeth whitening system, like, gave me the courage to smile again, to get, like, more comments going and then comment
47:23back to them.
47:24Like, I was willing to do that for you.
47:26But now, I think that ship has sailed.
47:31Good one, Tom.
47:33Did you know that he put the envelope under the chair?
47:35I mean, at a point, I guess he told me, but I'm like, I don't know what to do.
47:41Like, there's people guarding it, like...
47:43The people guarding it were the ones who hadn't opened it yet.
47:47Well, I...
47:48Those aren't guards.
47:49I screwed up.
47:49I panicked and I fucked up.
47:51Yep, you did.
47:52No more Tom Collinses for us.
47:55Okay, Kate, who is your final hit list nomination and why?
48:00We're on pins and needles.
48:03I don't feel safe.
48:04My third nominee is only because I have to nominate a third person.
48:09Would she surprise me and, you know, pick maybe me?
48:13These are the only two I care to nominate.
48:15I don't think this third person necessarily planned for me to not be able to...
48:20Oh, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
48:22Is that too long?
48:23Phew, I'm scared.
48:24She may put me on the hit list.
48:26I have to nominate somebody, so that's going to be...
48:28It's basically like watching one of those animal documentaries where you know someone's about to strike.
48:35You just don't know where.
48:41Coming up on House of Villains.
48:43It's spitting.
48:44I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
48:47Are we excited to see me?
48:48Yes!
48:49So I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
48:53We heard some troublemakers are throwing a house party, baby!
48:58I can't believe I can hear you, right?
49:00Anybody that can go out there and survive is a true stallionaire, man.
49:04Don't tell Tyson I was in the super bed.
49:06Who in here do you trust the least?
49:08Tom.
49:09Where's the...
49:09Oh!
49:10You really don't trust me.
49:12This is the best way for each of us individually to get further.
49:17Bro, I am genuinely thinking about it.
49:20Surprisingly, I'm feeling pretty good about my chances of staying.
49:24You pulled this shit off, bro.
49:25That would be fucking epic.
49:28I'm fighting for my fucking life.
49:30I'm watching you specifically, Paul.
49:32I'm coming for you.
49:33We're both out.
49:34Don't piss me off.
49:35And you threatening me in front of other people is bullshit.
49:37You're going to get bit.
49:38Hi.
49:40Fuck, I'm here.
49:41I'm on fucking fire right now.
49:44Rita's up there right now, like...
49:46She doesn't live with me.
49:47Any motherfucker here that's going to even play me like I'm dumb,
49:50I'm going to show you how motherfucking gangster I become.
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