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00:00You should come to the house.
00:01Am I invited?
00:06You two are eliminated from the competition.
00:08Why am I doing the reviews?
00:10She said that she was really into you.
00:12She's bad as f***.
00:13Why didn't you lock it down?
00:14Oh, God.
00:15I just sit down.
00:17Oh, my God.
00:18Just because Jumbotron's clap is gone
00:20doesn't mean the clap's not in this house.
00:23You could never handle all this.
00:24This week on Could Have Been Love.
00:27I just want to talk to my moms.
00:30This has just been the most overwhelming experience.
00:33This episode of Could Have Been Love Season 2
00:35is presented by Buffalo Wild Wings,
00:37home of the Pick 6 meal for two from 1999.
00:40Matumba want to be aggressive?
00:42All right, come and back me down in the paint.
00:44Yo, you're out of breath for real, huh?
00:46Come on, come on.
00:47Okay, come on.
00:49Go on.
00:51You put my s*** in the m**** on the floor
00:53and then you dirty b****.
00:54You're crazy.
00:55Girl, yeah, you should know that, b****.
00:57Yeah, because I slapped the f***ing piss out of you.
00:59These women?
01:00Are the women in America living like this?
01:02What the f*** is this?
01:04The f*** y'all still in the projects?
01:05All these girls up in this house,
01:07he ain't spalling this thing.
01:08Okay, well, I'm going to tell you right now,
01:09none of them,
01:10you not about to marry neither of them.
01:12If it was me,
01:13I'd just pick all them b****es up
01:14and go to season three.
01:15I can't lie to you,
01:17it's definitely big.
01:18Somebody throw Shamu
01:19back in the f***ing ocean.
01:21Why am I s*** on the floor?
01:22Are you down?
01:23Let me show you.
01:24Let me show you.
01:29Security!
01:33Oh, I love it when you walk like that.
01:35I can't lie on that old thing, man.
01:38It could've been you.
01:39It could've been me.
01:40It could've been enemies.
01:44It could've been love.
01:46It could've been.
01:49It could've been love.
01:52Yo, dead ass! Dead ass! Yo! Yo, dead ass! No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:59The way we're going to run eliminations tonight is different.
02:01Tonight, you decide.
02:03Whoever gets the most votes at the end of the night will be gone.
02:06Selena. Selena. Selena, whore ass. Selena.
02:11Who did it? Raise your hand!
02:14Too bad you guys vote doesn't matter.
02:16Thank God I told you, bitches, I'm not going no motherfucking where.
02:18Who voted for me? Just say the truth.
02:20Who voted?
02:21Selena.
02:22Only because I thought everyone was going to vote for me, so I was like, second most likely, let me
02:26do Selena.
02:27You know what I mean? Nobody's going to give me a fuck out of me.
02:29It was a strategy thing, but then only one person, what's her bitch?
02:35What's her name?
02:36Her?
02:36What? Why is she so pissed at me?
02:39No, she is schizophrenic. She is schizophrenic.
02:41Guy Bree, she's a following ass weird bitch. My only fan, it's harder than yours on any given day.
02:47I can never respect nobody who did me dirty. You voted for me, bitch.
02:52This is so fake. Like, come on. Let's be fucking real.
02:53No, it's actually super real.
02:55I can tell this is so fake.
02:57No, I don't want to be your friend. I want to be your first nightmare.
03:00I can tell you. You'll see tonight. You'll see tonight.
03:04There's no one more insane than Selena, so I have this in the bag.
03:08You thought I was going to leave in peace? Absolutely the fuck not.
03:11What's she going to do?
03:13Don't worry about it. You'll find out if I ever do get eliminated.
03:16What the fuck is Selena doing? She's still here.
03:18I didn't fuck you. I won't fuck you, but she's still here somehow. I don't get it.
03:22It doesn't matter. It was not personal. That's it.
03:24I don't give a fuck if it's personal or not. Get out of my face.
03:28This bitch is crazy as fuck. I can't take it no more.
03:31You're like a terrorist, bro.
03:33How am I a terrorist?
03:35You terrorize people, and you know it, and you're proud.
03:37So you don't even have to send it. You like-
03:39No, I'm not proud. Who do I terrorize? Name five.
03:44G-Herbo.
03:45Lil Meech.
03:46Lil Meech. Stop. Don't chime in for her.
03:49I only know Lil Meech.
03:50Freddie walk. Three more.
03:52Yo!
03:53You guys thought you guys were sleeping, huh?
03:56No.
03:56I'm a real smart bitch.
03:59Yep. Me.
04:01Lil Meech.
04:01Lil Meech.
04:03Lil Meech.
04:04Lil Meech.
04:05Lil Meech.
04:06Lil Meech.
04:06Lil Meech.
04:07Unfortunately, Selena fell asleep, and her plans to disturb the other girls backfired.
04:13Lil Meech.
04:14Lil Meech.
04:14Lil Meech.
04:15Lil Meech.
04:15Lil Meech.
04:16Lil Meech.
04:19Lil Meech.
04:21Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:22Lil Meech.
04:23Lil Meech.
04:24Lil Meech.
04:24Lil Meech.
04:25Lil Meech.
04:25Lil Meech.
04:26Lil Meech.
04:27Lil Meech.
04:29Lil Meech.
04:30Lil Meech.
04:31Lil Meech.
04:34Lil Meech.
04:36Lil Meech.
04:38Lil Meech.
04:38Lil Meech.
04:39Lil Meech.
04:40Lil Meech.
04:41Lil Meech.
04:43Lil Meech.
04:45Lil Meech.
04:49I'm gon' fall until we fall, that's what it take, you got what it take, baby just relax,
04:54beat your back till it break, tastes so sweet that I got toothaches.
04:58You're rolling, you f***ing bitch!
05:01You're rolling, you're looking.
05:02Shut up!
05:04Bitch!
05:07Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
05:10The only thing is she's on the West Coast.
05:14Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
05:16The person you're trying to reach is not available.
05:18Yeah, I just feel like crying.
05:20I just want to talk to my mom.
05:23This has just been the most overwhelming experience.
05:28I think I came in very confident, but it's been a lot more overwhelming than I think I was expecting.
05:37I've never been in a situation where it's constantly berating at me.
05:46Perkz and Pitbullie are the two that are like kind of intense towards me.
05:52Does anyone need a clap?
05:53No, bitch.
05:54She thinks she better than me in her Sex and the City outfit.
05:56F*** that bitch.
05:57Why are you still here, Scott?
05:58You's a stupid bitch.
06:00Like, eat something.
06:02Your ass is small.
06:03This skinny-ass hoe.
06:05Like, it's like constant.
06:11It's like, I don't know how serious you're going to take it.
06:11When Tumble want to be aggressive, come and back me down in the paint.
06:16Come back me down.
06:18Are you going to go serious or not?
06:19Man, whatever you want to do.
06:21I don't know how serious you're going to take it.
06:22Let's get into some love in basketball.
06:24Come on.
06:26Come on.
06:27What the f***?
06:29What the f*** are you doing, Drieski?
06:31That's not a thing of this.
06:33Yes, it is.
06:34That's foul.
06:35No, ain't no foul.
06:36That's foul.
06:36Ain't no foul.
06:371-0.
06:38Ah, s***.
06:40You're out of breath for real, huh?
06:43Come on.
06:44At least be on shape to play against me.
06:45I could feel his breath on my ear when I was trying to duck on him.
06:49Oh, s***.
06:50Come on.
06:51Hey.
06:55Good morning.
06:57I bet you did it because it's Ace's little man brain.
07:00Ain't nothing.
07:01This is me, all original.
07:02No mother f***ing paper.
07:04No college year.
07:04No mother f***ing mother f***ing that s***.
07:06Strava has definitely lost her mind.
07:08Last night, she was cleaning the f***ing windows of the doors.
07:10Why are we cleaning the windows here?
07:12Where the f*** is the goddamn clothes detergent?
07:14This is not fun when I'm dirty.
07:15Where the f*** is the clothes detergent?
07:17I'm up here foaming at the mouth.
07:18I need to wash s***.
07:19I don't like dirty s***.
07:21I don't like dirty s***.
07:22My clothes is clean.
07:23I'm in white.
07:23Oh, I know that's right, b***h.
07:25Let's see how long that nasty-ass white lasts.
07:27Says the girl looking for stroke powder.
07:29I just f***ing clean.
07:30She's still looking for her tie pod.
07:32The b***h is still dirty, clearly.
07:35You b***hs have no etiquette.
07:36You are naturally mother f***ing dirty animals, b***h.
07:38I got enough money to buy new clothes every city I go to.
07:41Let's see if you take that s*** with you when you die, b***h.
07:42I don't give a f*** about no money, ho.
07:44Bet you I'll leave this b***h with some clean clothes, b***h.
07:47A couple of b***hs think I'm a crazy-ass b***h,
07:49and I would say that that's absolutely right.
07:51I would say that they've learned something from this experience,
07:53and I'm glad they picked up on it.
07:55I can hit it?
07:56I don't think that you can more than one pie.
07:58No, what I win if I get it?
07:59I can hit it.
08:00We will think about it.
08:02It's always thinking about it.
08:03That you ain't gonna win anyway.
08:04It's always thinking about it.
08:05You ain't gonna win.
08:05It's always thinking about it.
08:06You ain't gonna win.
08:07Foul!
08:08Foul!
08:08It just fouled me.
08:09Foul me.
08:09What?
08:10Foul me, I swear to God.
08:11What?
08:12I swear to God you fouled me.
08:13How?
08:13You fouled me!
08:14I hit the ball!
08:14Yeah, you did!
08:15Come on.
08:17No, he's not gonna make it.
08:18He's not gonna make it.
08:19If I win, I can hit it?
08:21What?
08:25I'm gonna let you hit it, but I know that it's not gonna happen.
08:27Come on.
08:28Come on.
08:29Come on.
08:32Come on.
08:32Come on.
08:35I got to get up in this bitch.
08:37You got me hard.
08:38Yeah, 4-1.
08:39You got me hard.
08:40Come on, adjust myself.
08:41You're gonna take a break.
08:42Come on.
08:44You okay?
08:45Yeah.
08:46What'd he do?
08:48I gotta tuck it.
08:49I'm good.
08:50Come on.
08:51Play basketball.
08:51From the front?
08:52From the back.
08:52From the back.
08:53From the back.
08:53Yeah.
08:53Oh, I gotta win this one.
08:54Come on.
08:55I gotta win this one.
08:56Come on.
08:56Come on.
08:57Get out.
08:57Get out.
08:57Get out.
08:58This is not fun.
09:00Come on.
09:01Come on.
09:01Okay, Andruski.
09:02Come on.
09:03Get out.
09:03You can rest.
09:04Come on.
09:08Come on.
09:12I was like oh my gosh, he's gonna he's gonna have a heart attack in front of me right now.
09:16You're already out of breath
09:18How you going how you gonna hit it if you're out of breath with five shots?
09:21You're right. You hope. Come on. We won't play in five minutes.
09:26You try your best. You try your best, okay? You got it. You got it.
09:32I was trying to get a kiss.
09:35I was going easy on her.
09:37How what I mean? I want MVP for the all-star game with team Bung Strewski
09:44You think I'm gonna put my full talent doors towards a girl
09:50I'm hungry, you know, Buffalo Wild Wins got that pick six meal for two of her, you know
09:54You get two entrees two sides and two sodas for $19.99. I really can eat that myself. I'm showing
10:00you. I'm serious
10:01You know what I forget the chicken dippers. Okay, what you want for your side? Give us a way just
10:05quick
10:05Some residues. Drink. Just give me that. I know it ain't no water.
10:08You know I'm colder
10:11You make sure you give me some of that B-dub sauce. Some of that what?
10:14B-dub sauce. Appreciate that, brother. You can just go ahead and hand me my drink. Yes, sir.
10:18Drink's cold, food hot. This B-dub, this is really tangy.
10:22Oh, this B-dub dip is good though. Uh-huh. Come on, we should put a fry in our mouth
10:26for kids.
10:27Let me get one of your chickens. Hey, buddy.
10:31I can't believe we got all this food for $19.99. I told you. Buffalo Wild Wings pick six meal
10:36for two
10:36for just $19.99. Pass me some of them chicken dippers, baby.
10:41Strap was finally able to do her laundry, but later found out her clothes had been tampered with.
10:52Ah, that's supposed to make me mad. That's supposed to make me mad, huh, y'all?
10:58Y'all put my clean clothes on the floor, that's supposed to make me mad? That just show how
11:01f***ing immature y'are. To be honest, I don't understand like 90% of the stuff that comes out
11:06of Strap's mouth. Right idea, wrong b****. I ain't never hung up with b****es. I ain't never seen
11:11a b**** so petty. I ain't never gave a b****. You're crazy. Girl, yeah, you should know that.
11:15You've been talking to yourself all day. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Security was even confused on who you
11:20were talking to. She was outside from talking to herself for four hours on the balcony. I walked
11:25out there, I said, maybe she should just talking to the cameras. That's when I knew that girl is
11:29crazy. Because I slapped the f***ing piss out of her. I don't give a, no, it has nothing to do
11:33with that.
11:33I'ma slap you way better than this. I don't give a f*** about none of that. Yeah, you know what's
11:35the hell of a f***ing ass.
11:35Actually, I'm definitely scared, b****. I don't give a f*** off, b****. You f***y ass b****. Don't say s*** else
11:42to me.
11:42Y'all f***ing this f***y. Y'all tripping over the laundry being wet, left on the floor. Unlike season one,
11:47at least y'all washing y'all clothes. Oh, I almost back, I almost left the f*** out there, b****.
11:53She better
11:53stop being a motherf***ing bandwagon. They're not going to help you when I beat your ass.
11:59Oh, b****, and it was you. B****, it was you, huh? Your s*** to dry your b****. Your s*** to
12:05dry your
12:05home, b****. You put my s*** in the motherf*** on the floor, then you dirty b****. You did that, b****.
12:11You want me to a** out? Did you just, is that my clothes, b****? You did that, b****. You f***ing
12:15weirdo.
12:16Where's she at? You a f***ing weirdo. Why would I go in your poor ass broken suitcase, b****?
12:22I know I'm not going to find nothing, but she clothes. I know goddamn well you took my
12:26motherf***ing clothes at that goddamn drive, b****. You took my clothes, I said, b****.
12:31Why my s*** on the floor? Why my s*** on the floor? Why my s*** on the floor? Why my
12:34s*** on the floor?
12:36Are you done? Let me show you. Let me show you.
12:40Cut it. Cut it. Let it go.
12:43Be out of the way. Be out of the way.
12:45That b**** hiding by my hair. This is the most expensive thing that she's ever going to touch in her
12:50whole entire poor ass life. B****, you going to scratch from my face. B****, you mad. Then I
12:54chucked the spirit off that b****. You ought to seen it. I chucked that they b**** the whole
12:57spear lift that b**** body. Strapps is definitely giving back in the cell.
13:02Yeah, y'all thought s*** was sweet. I need a medic. I don't know what this s*** got.
13:06This s*** probably got HIV, BPV. Give me a medic right now.
13:15Y'all tripping over dirty laundry and s***. We finna go do a shakedown. Is this how
13:20everybody been living though? Yeah. As long as everybody bathing, that's the main...
13:24Yes. We stopped using this a long time ago. Why? Look at it. What the f***? What the f*** is
13:32this?
13:33Coochie juice. What the f***? Are these women? Are the women in America living like this?
13:39That water orange and brown and green, y'all. So y'all know nothing about the brown bath water?
13:45Selena. Yup. She do got a spray tan. I'm just letting y'all know. It looked like spray tan water,
13:50so it gotta be one of the white girls in here. Sky Bree, f*** gonna wear all your orange. Definitely
13:55he's not gonna want to see your bath water, for sure. He's gonna be disgusted and throw up. You and
14:02Donald Trim are twins. Sky, you got an orange spray tan? I didn't use that bathroom. Everyone wants to
14:07blame it on me because the bath water is brown and because I have a spray tan, but it wasn't
14:13me. I
14:15was not the dirty bitch. You bitches are. They talking about Sky Bree spray tan look like Donald
14:20Trump skin. I didn't say it. I ain't say that. One of the girls out there said it, just to
14:25be
14:25clarified. I ain't say that. So everybody's saying this was yours and y'all left it. They're lying to
14:31me. You do got a spray tan though. That's what I'm saying. No, I never had a spray tan. This
14:35is a
14:35Brazilian tan. Learn your tans, babe. Do it. Come off in the shower. You want to see?
14:43Where's the dirt? It's right there. Stop opening it up like that. That was my hand, bro. No,
14:47the fuck it wasn't. Every bitch you got let go. They all took shower. So everybody took a shower in
14:51there now. See, the accumulation of it is the issue here. Why the fuck you gonna keep piling up on
14:56it?
14:57Okay, one person. Okay, cool. Two of them bit you nasty. The third one. Okay, you downright rank.
15:04You ever heard your grandmama say you rank? Now that's downright rank. Clean the fuck up.
15:09Some of y'all going home. We can't be lovin' so we should be friends. Make it to the end.
15:14Take
15:15home a couple bands. Yeah. There could have been love villa. A house divided. But not for long. Meet
15:23my mediator.
15:27Woo-wee, Suki got that good coochie. All these girls up in this house,
15:32P.A. spelling saying, I don't know who all y'all fucking. We need to get to the bottom of
15:37this.
15:37What the fuck can a therapist do with two OnlyVans models?
15:45Oh, hi, Danny. Oh, you look like a principal. I thought it was the principal's office. It's a
15:49therapy session. Oh, I don't need no therapy. They say that you do because they say that you a
15:53bro here is trying to suck his real bad. He don't want that for me. No, he do. Just hold
15:57on.
15:57It's getting too spicy too early. You're the therapist. First of all,
16:00you took me to therapy. Both of y'all are supposed to be in therapy. I am in therapy.
16:05Oh, yeah. You definitely need that. Yeah. I wanted to bring the two beautiful ladies here.
16:10First of all, bitch. You should have said hi when you seen them. Oh, my God.
16:12You should have said hi when you seen them. I didn't even see you. I saw him.
16:14But now you see me. So what'd they do? Because I see you in my inbox saying you love me
16:18damn.
16:19The bitch looked very average when I walked in. I couldn't even recognize her. And that
16:23bitch is a liar. I was never in her DM. She DMed me. You be lying, man. You be in
16:28everybody's inbox.
16:29If you offering it for free and a nigga still don't want it, you is the problem.
16:34What's some good practices that you would say is for marital couples or...
16:38Like martial couples? Martial arts? No, no, not martial arts. Girl, marital.
16:43Marital. Marital, not martial arts. Okay, well, I'm going to tell you right now. None of them
16:47ain't... You not about to marry neither of them. Okay, no wife. I know you ain't looking for
16:51no wife on this show. No, white women or wife? Wife. What? I thought you said wife.
16:56You know what she said. I thought you said wife, girl. No, I said wife. Oh, okay. Wife. Yeah.
16:59She's not qualified for nothing. That bitch sings about selling coochie and all that other
17:04shit. If you're going to take marriage advice from that bitch, clearly you're already wrong.
17:09And I don't care. It takes time to become a wife. It takes time. I like that. It takes time.
17:14It takes a lot of time. Okay. It don't take that much time, actually. I have a management
17:17company that said just like... Oh, sure. Management or pimp? Okay. You didn't have to say that.
17:23Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Management. It was a management company. Okay. It's a thin line.
17:28It is a thin line between management and pimp when it comes to that. I still don't believe
17:32that it's your management hitting me up. I don't give a fuck what you believe. You're like, babe,
17:35collab with me, please. I don't even follow you. It says follow back. I did not have no beef with
17:40Donald Trump at all. I swear to God. You look like Donald Trump. If you had money like you say
17:45you did,
17:45you would definitely afford a better spray tan just like me. You orange too, though.
17:49Yeah, I didn't even lie. You were orange. Like, what the, what the Opa Loompas?
17:53She likes her skin on Trump, brain on Biden, and men on Obama.
17:59You're about to get kicked out. That's Cheeto Brown right there.
18:02That bitch is just jealous. I cannot wait to get my best
18:06bitch to fuck her baby daddy. Cannot wait. I just don't care because she's never
18:10someone that I would be friends with. You know what I mean? So it's like when I leave here,
18:14I'm never going to think about her ever again. But y'all both be on camera, right?
18:18I retired two years ago. I retired two and a half years ago. You retired?
18:23Two and a half years ago. Okay. I've only been with one person the past two and a half years.
18:26So you're not going to . I have enough but I don't post new stuff. You be chilling.
18:30Sky is the ultimate . Sky done been there, done that. She is retired. She don't even do
18:34one somewhere like that. But you know you still do it. So why you sitting there trying to
18:39ask better than people and say, yeah, you don't post like that? You're still showing that on there.
18:43You said it was a higher class of that you was in her. What's the?
18:47That's what she's saying. She said, you said that. You said it was a higher class.
18:51She was a higher class? Can you anyone? I got a higher class .
18:55No, you don't. I got high class .
18:57You do that high class? Since I got on, girl, I'm on Forbes list.
19:00Oh yeah, you is on Forbes list. He got that money. I got high class .
19:04So why would you a that's like on credit? Girl, get away from me. I got high class.
19:09That's what you need to know. Just because you're in Forbes doesn't mean shake.
19:12Look at that sick figure and then look at me. They both after your money.
19:19Oh, I know, I know, but you look nice. I think that's the only thing I give her is we're
19:23not after
19:24the money, but I can't figure out why she's here. I'm going to figure it out.
19:27You're not here for the money, bitch. I know you've never paid taxes.
19:29Have you paid your taxes or not?
19:31I said I didn't know you're supposed to pay taxes on , bro.
19:35No, you, no, no, no, you right.
19:36So you retired, but you made sure you paid the taxes off with the money before you retired.
19:40Yeah, and like quarterly.
19:42For sure. Hey, to the high class coochie.
19:45I mean, I definitely knew that Drewski was a catch coming in. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here.
19:50He is in high demand. I mean, that's why there's an entire house of girls competing for him.
19:56I don't think that Drewski is Selena's husband. I think he's mine.
20:03God forbid you guys were trapped in a room together and you were the last bitch, Danny.
20:08He would never fuck you.
20:09Y'all the last two white crescent moon cookies left. Of course they feuding.
20:15I don't know your business. I'm just saying if you got a management team.
20:17You need to look at her when you talk to her. That's the thing. You don't even want to look
20:20at her.
20:20You're right. You're right.
20:21He's very upset with me. It's okay.
20:24No, I just, I just choose not to look at you.
20:26Is your coochie good?
20:26Yeah, because he knew you were going to get on with me.
20:29Is your coochie good?
20:30Is the coochie good?
20:31It's actually very great and I can't wait for you to find out.
20:34Well, how you know that?
20:35Respect.
20:36I need to know this.
20:37Everybody tells me.
20:38No, who tell you?
20:39Baby, I got restraining orders on like three different men.
20:41Oh, okay. What's she?
20:42My folks, celebrities, little me, junk dog, 50 cents, everybody, 6'9", real high standards.
20:52But how many black men have you dated?
20:54Segregation.
20:55Huh?
20:56Not my most recent, but the one before he was black.
20:59He was black.
21:00Okay. So you, you, you, you like people for who they is?
21:03I've been with every race.
21:04Okay.
21:04You like black?
21:06I do like a BBC. Can't lie.
21:09You got her that ring?
21:09I ain't get her none of that boys tonight she got on.
21:11Cause I get real gifts.
21:13Oh shit.
21:14I invest in a real bitch.
21:16Oh yeah.
21:16Okay. So what you be doing?
21:18I'm a real nigga.
21:18I'm trying to see what you do.
21:20If I was to date both of y'all at the same time, how would y'all feel about that?
21:24I couldn't fuck you if you were sticking your dick in her.
21:26I would never share Drewski with Selena now.
21:28There's no chance in hell.
21:29Cause I would get a disease like the plague or Scarlet fever or something like that.
21:34I would rather die than share Drewski with Selena.
21:37Well, I guess you're out.
21:38Who sucked the best?
21:40Oh man.
21:41You know what?
21:42I know it's big, but don't worry.
21:44Even if it's not big, what that means?
21:46Who the fuck said it wasn't?
21:47No, I'm just saying.
21:48What you talking about?
21:48Girl, my shit.
21:49Don't worry about the house is big.
21:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold up now.
21:55All I'ma say when I go to the bathroom, it hit the water.
21:58Oh!
21:59It hit that water.
22:00It's sitting in that little toilet tub.
22:02You ain't wrong.
22:02Mm-hmm.
22:03Fuck both of y'all.
22:03Y'all, y'all, shit, where the black holes at?
22:05She said her coochie better than yours.
22:07No, she didn't say that.
22:08She didn't say that.
22:09That's a damn lie.
22:10She said that.
22:10I heard about your shit.
22:11That's a damn motherfucker.
22:12Yeah, you heard it.
22:12I heard about your shit.
22:14Swamp possum down there.
22:15They say you a squirter.
22:17Yeah.
22:17Don't you say it, boy?
22:18Huh?
22:25It's amazing, ain't it?
22:26I'll just be putting shit on, coming up with shit, and I'll be looking good.
22:29Yup.
22:30I know.
22:30Excuse me.
22:31I'm coming, boo.
22:32Oh, sorry.
22:33I thought you were talking to someone.
22:34I'm always talking to myself.
22:35Is that a joke?
22:36She just will not stop talking to herself constantly, 24-7.
22:40I thought multiple people were in there, so I was just going to go and see what's up.
22:43And no, it was just her.
22:51I don't really consider myself a stud.
22:54We'll talk about it later.
22:55No, Trap, you is a stud.
22:56You got a full fucking temperate.
22:59Today, I don't like no fake stud.
23:01I've been crying after leaving with Daytona.
23:03You've been crying?
23:04Yeah, because I feel like I just wasn't pretty enough, or you just, I finally understood what
23:09the girls was talking about, but not in my head.
23:11What the fuck?
23:12Hey, hold the fuck up, man.
23:13She's full of shit.
23:14I'm nervous, baby.
23:14I got the same.
23:16You got gas?
23:17No, baby.
23:17Just stay flexible.
23:18Nobody don't care about that.
23:19It's okay.
23:21I came for my man, and I think this house should be respected.
23:24I fuck with this button down you got on, too.
23:26I like that, too.
23:27I like that button down.
23:28Can you do a little turn around?
23:30Just a little something today.
23:31Just a little something.
23:32It's just a little black, little silk, little thing.
23:34I call it just a little number.
23:35You should've seen me with that bust down.
23:36These bitches like to talk over me, because they know when I speak, it makes sense.
23:39Is you a stud?
23:40Mm-mm, baby.
23:41You don't see.
23:41He's a stud, man.
23:43He's a stud's always trying to disguise his other shit.
23:46I don't know why you're trying to hide it.
23:47You need to be real.
23:48Honestly, I was excited to meet Suki, but Strap just be talking and talking and talking.
23:55So I came to give him the best of both worlds.
23:57I mean, what's the switcheroo when you can...
23:59You see, you're bullshitting on your motherfucking pippin' and I don't like it, baby.
24:02This Selena tried to throw the at me, but I told her I don't want no .
24:05I'm done with him.
24:06If he wants to do that, we can do that if my daddy want to do that.
24:08The ring around the rosy didn't come from me.
24:09I'm trying to keep these clean.
24:11This is a whole different color.
24:12I threw holy water on her.
24:13She started melting last night.
24:14You should've seen it.
24:15Let me shut the up.
24:17I ain't even gonna lie.
24:18He don't like y'all like that.
24:19Huh?
24:20That man really don't like me like that.
24:22And then Suki double confirmed it.
24:24Maybe I know what's going on and I'm lying to myself
24:27and letting this man bring all kind of in my face
24:30and flaunt them in here like I'm not that .
24:32He don't care about what you're talking about.
24:34What make you feel like you're good for him?
24:36I'm in soon.
24:37We're in time.
24:39What the ?
24:39I don't do too much.
24:40I'm speaking.
24:41What the that mean?
24:41Let me finish, mother .
24:43I like how you looking at him.
24:44Let me finish.
24:44I'm talking to you then girl.
24:45Don't do too much because you're showing out
24:47and I don't give a .
24:48That's how you checking .
24:49Checking .
24:49You know what I'm saying?
24:50Like I'm really a queen, you know what I mean?
24:52So you're gonna talk to me nice.
24:53No, you're right.
24:53You're right.
24:54You're doing too much in front of these people
24:55and I need you to bring it down.
24:56All right.
24:57You're simmering at a six.
24:58I need you at a two, okay baby?
24:59All right.
24:59I'm here for you.
25:01Yeah.
25:01I can't keep up with what's going on.
25:03And I swear to God, I got this elastic band inside.
25:05This is going to wrap you up something.
25:07That's genetics.
25:08That's genetics.
25:08That's genetics.
25:09Kiss him.
25:10No, we don't.
25:10Kiss him.
25:11No, we don't.
25:11Kiss him in his lips.
25:13We're good, we're good.
25:14Put your tongue in his mouth.
25:15We're good.
25:16Yeah, put your tongue in his mouth.
25:18Wrap it up.
25:18All right, all right, all right, all right.
25:19She's trapped.
25:19You lost the plot.
25:21You talking crazy to a nigga now and all this other
25:24shit.
25:24I don't even know what you be talking about when you come around.
25:27You lost me.
25:32All right, all right, all right.
25:34Get that nigga.
25:35Get that nigga.
25:36Get that fucking nigga.
25:38That nigga want me.
25:39He want me bad.
25:40I know he do.
25:41Yeah, that's how I do it.
25:43I'll wait.
25:44Oh, shit.
25:45We having fun now.
25:49All right, all right, all right, all right.
25:51All right, man, all right.
25:54Hey, hey, security.
26:00You're doing way too much.
26:01You always take it to a whole nother level.
26:04All this attitude and you got all this animosity built up.
26:07Your time coming soon, man.
26:09My dress ripped and I was supposed to take this shit back.
26:12I'm not even joking.
26:13It was transporting me to another room so my man can come get me.
26:16You know, that's our foreplay.
26:17That's how he like it.
26:19All them hoses here for the money in the cloud.
26:21All right, shit, I am.
26:23Did you pick more on a rookie?
26:24Yeah, everyone's doubting him.
26:26He's just like me.
26:27He's 220 pounds of muscle and runs a 4-4-40.
26:31Practically twins.
26:31That's what I was saying.
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26:36Prize picks.
26:42Ladies, tonight's guest is young Miami.
26:45She has a game called Risha Roulette.
26:48But here tonight at the Could Have Been Love Villa, we have our own game we'd like to play.
26:54I'm just saying y'all know y'all bitches better tell the truth because if y'all know,
26:56I'm leaving with y'all nigga.
26:58Right, baby?
26:59No.
27:00Yeah.
27:01Yeah, no, we'll figure it out.
27:02So I need y'all bitches to step forward.
27:03For sure.
27:04Tell the whole truth.
27:05Nothing but the truth.
27:06He was going to leave with me.
27:07Oh, this is going to be my nigga tonight.
27:08I can promise you.
27:09I'm cool with that.
27:10Step back if Pitbulli's trap on makes you uncomfortable.
27:14All these bitches are emotionally unstable.
27:17Baby, I'm too big to be guy in you, huh?
27:19Pitbulli, keep that shit to yourself.
27:21For real.
27:21Leave that for you and Drewski.
27:23I ain't here for that.
27:24Step up if you got a BBL.
27:28Selena, you got-
27:28It's not a BBL's ass shots.
27:30The fuck you thought this was?
27:32What is that though?
27:33Ass shots, silicone.
27:35Ain't nothing wrong with that.
27:36Ain't nothing wrong with that.
27:36No, I knew that though.
27:37It ain't, but for her.
27:38It's super good.
27:39Y'all really got me in here with these circus animal ass bitches and I don't do this shit.
27:43Step up if you have seen any girls with bad hygiene and you must call them out.
27:48You must call these bitches.
27:50She got roast beef.
27:51Step forward if you got roast beef.
27:55You're not supposed to, you ain't supposed to brag about the roast beef.
27:59He's a fat nigga.
28:00Of course he likes roast beef.
28:02So y'all here for the love, right?
28:04Yeah.
28:04And the money.
28:05Oh, you're here for the money.
28:07We can fall in love later.
28:08We're not gonna fall in love in a couple days.
28:10Come on now.
28:11That's good to hear.
28:11Thank you, bro.
28:12You got it, big bro.
28:13If he play his cards right, may put him in limelight.
28:16I'ma still keep me a bitch, yet it's just for hindsight.
28:18Get her the fuck out of here.
28:19That's the voices in your head talking to you, bitch.
28:22Oh, bitch.
28:22That's crazy.
28:24She want to get slapped again.
28:25Y'all better hurry up.
28:26Okay, take a step back if you ever had a train ran on you.
28:33I don't like this game anymore.
28:35Can I quit?
28:35I don't know.
28:36If it was me, I'll just pick all them bitches up and go to season three.
28:41Ladies.
28:42Yes, Caleb.
28:43I don't think anyone won that game.
28:44I think you are all losers.
28:46Think with your heart and not with your
28:47because thinking with your
28:48gonna get you in some fucked up ass shit.
28:56To be completely honest, I'm a little worried.
28:59Half of me is like, okay, maybe he's gonna save me for the final four.
29:02Or he's not feeling me, which would be hard.
29:05Being rejected hurts.
29:06I don't do this shit.
29:07You do what you do, but I don't want a
29:08or man at this point because I mean, the world is just sick.
29:11So y'all need to play with somebody else
29:12and do something motherfucking safe.
29:14You guys need to raise the payment for securities.
29:16Nobody told them that they were gonna be fighting a 678 in here.
29:19I don't even know who would be going home tonight.
29:21I feel like it could be me because besides the night that we spent together,
29:25we haven't really talked or anything.
29:27Y'all tonight, we're one step closer to finally being back at peace and having our house back to
29:34ourselves, me and the president.
29:37I've showed you guys how beautiful I am inside and out.
29:42They ain't got shit on me.
29:43I do not live like this at all.
29:46These bitches are not used to anything in the finer life.
29:49These bitches got to the mansion for the first day in their lives.
29:52I told you about these homeless bitches because look what happened to your bathtub.
29:55Now you're gonna have to call a plumber.
29:57I ain't gonna feel good about this shit.
29:59I feel amazing.
30:00This shit is a fucking hell of opportunity.
30:03What's not to like?
30:04Palm trees, breast implants, big, big, big cash.
30:10The celebrities I'm bringing in here can't do it, so I'm gonna have to do it myself.
30:14I don't care how you feel.
30:16This is my shit.
30:17We didn't double the money for nothing.
30:19I'm dressed like I'm going to Harvard, finna take these bitches to school.
30:23You think I'm just shucking and jiving in this Steve Urkel sweater for nothing?
30:26Adios, amigos.
30:29Ladies, as you can see, tonight's elimination is going to be a little bit different.
30:34We can't see.
30:34I want to warn you, anyone who takes off
30:38their blindfold will be immediately eliminated from the competition.
30:41If you take off your blindfold, you will lose your chance at $100,000 in Drewski.
30:46You will walk the plank before the elimination ceremony even concludes.
30:51Clap it up for your bachelor, Drewski.
30:58Drewski decided to test their emotions.
31:01Unable to see, the girls couldn't tell that none of them had received a rose.
31:05Okay, ladies, the roses have been passed out.
31:08Oh, okay.
31:10If you did not receive a rose, this is your chance to speak up why you deserve to stay in
31:15the competition.
31:16Wait, did I get a rose?
31:18No.
31:19Oh.
31:19Yeah, because I'm very, very deserving of it, and I'm very horny, and I'm very in love.
31:25And I'm the first lady, and ain't none of you hoes taking that position.
31:28All you have to offer is food stamps, bitch.
31:30Your milkshake is not bringing none of the boys to the yard, especially my man.
31:33You got to go the fuck home, bitch.
31:35Ladies, this is the final eight.
31:38After this ceremony, only six will remain.
31:43If you did not just receive a rose,
31:47take off your blindfold.
31:53Thank God.
31:54You're full of shit, mother...
31:55Bro, what the fuck?
31:56Stupid ass.
31:57Why the fuck you play so much?
31:59He loves it.
32:00I got an eyelash.
32:00He's fucking on my eyelash yesterday.
32:02You said switch it up.
32:04What are you wearing, Pippo?
32:06I don't know what.
32:08Oh, my God.
32:09You owe us money.
32:11Six of you will remain.
32:13Two of you will walk the plank.
32:15Let's begin our rose ceremony.
32:18The first woman, beautiful woman, safe here tonight.
32:26Perk.
32:27Perk.
32:27My move, bitch.
32:29Woo!
32:29Perk 30.
32:30This is going to bring me somewhere where now I'm selling the strongest drug.
32:36Oh, please.
32:36Oh, please.
32:37They're jealous.
32:38Congratulations, Perk.
32:40Bye, hoes.
32:41Jealous.
32:42I didn't think he might not would choose me, but knowing I'm here, I'm tearing up and shit.
32:47The perks are working.
32:50Perk makes it to the last day.
32:52Will everybody else make it to the last day?
32:54The answer's no.
32:55Two of you won't even make it through the evening.
32:58You'll walk the plank into the dark abyss.
33:02If I got to walk the plank, Caleb, be walking that shit with me.
33:04Please come and collect your rose.
33:10Earthquake.
33:11Who the fuck is Earthquake?
33:13Milkshake.
33:13Duh.
33:14Milkshake.
33:15I know, I know, I know, I know, I make a scene.
33:18Who the fuck is Earthquake?
33:20Earthquake.
33:20I mean, milkshake.
33:22I know.
33:22And I'm a sexy-ass Earthquake.
33:24But next time, I better be called first, because why?
33:26I'm first lady.
33:27I'm first lady, Jowski.
33:29So you do like big bitches?
33:31Duh.
33:32He loves it.
33:33I don't discriminate.
33:34Oh, I can't deal.
33:36Girl!
33:40How we feel, ladies?
33:41I'm feeling good.
33:42You like your chances here?
33:43I guess.
33:44Mm-hmm.
33:46I feel on edge.
33:48I feel like we haven't had much time to talk, so I don't know how you feel.
33:53You think you deserve to stay in the competition?
33:55I do.
33:56I don't know if he's scared of me or he likes me, so it's kind of like, we'll see.
34:00What does your gut tell you?
34:0250-50.
34:0350% he likes me, 50% he's scared of me.
34:06The next lady who's safe this evening, who can come and collect their rose with a chance
34:10at $100,000 and marriage with no prenup to Drewski.
34:15I don't know about that.
34:20Me likey.
34:22The first time was good, but the second time was better.
34:25Okay, well, just hold the fuck up, because slow down.
34:27Come back.
34:29We're not letting you get away with that.
34:31Not tonight.
34:32You a hoe anyway.
34:33You're broken.
34:34You're used as a fucking cum rag, bitch.
34:37I think Selena's jealous of me.
34:39Like, I'm cute.
34:40I'm natural.
34:40I'm not botched.
34:41Not ran through.
34:43And I got to fuck.
34:45The final five.
34:47Please come and collect your rose.
34:52Strap.
34:53Strap.
34:54I told you, God, don't play about me, bitch.
34:56What?
34:58What?
34:58Oh, yeah.
34:59What?
35:00Them red bottoms, too.
35:01Baby, they ain't real, but you know you got to fake it until you make it.
35:04You hold up, too.
35:05You can be a girl's girl and still get you on the air at the same time.
35:07Mm-hmm.
35:08Let me add this to my collection.
35:10I feel like Strap probably should have gone home just because I'm a little bit worried
35:15for her mental state.
35:16Money changes people, but it don't change me.
35:18Holla to the world.
35:19Same OG.
35:20I'm done with this shit, because I still don't see no competition.
35:23Fuck them.
35:23Four ladies still on the podium.
35:25Only two roses remain.
35:27I told y'all to step it up.
35:29Y'all not stepping it up.
35:31Yo, bro, I switched it up for you tonight.
35:33I feel like I belong here, baby.
35:35Look what I got on.
35:36I don't never wear no dumb shit like that.
35:38What the fuck is this?
35:39Please come and collect your rose.
35:44Selena.
35:46Thank God.
35:47I hate to have to whoop you, Sky.
35:50It's down to the final one.
35:52Selena before me?
35:53Yep.
35:54You already knew that, though.
35:55Shut the fuck up.
35:56Sorry.
35:57Look at you.
35:58You look a hot mess, bitch.
35:59Definitely gotta go.
36:00He still don't want to fuck you.
36:01Thank God.
36:02Thank you, Selena.
36:03Yep.
36:04Get a bigger strap, bitch.
36:06Congratulations, Selena.
36:07What the fuck is Selena doing to stay here?
36:09Dog is ready to bite.
36:11Out of the three women sitting here, only one will continue their journey with us
36:15in the could have been love villa.
36:18I feel like I don't have to do too much.
36:20If I do not call your name, you are eliminated from the competition, and you must walk the plank.
36:26Please come and collect your rose.
36:30Pitbullies.
36:34Oh, shit.
36:38Put them heels back on.
36:39They on, nigga.
36:40Shut the fuck up.
36:41Them ain't even heels.
36:41Them stiletto pumps, nigga.
36:44You look like a monk.
36:45Yo, shut the fuck up.
36:46Why are you wearing stilts, man?
36:48Knowing where I came from, it's a feeling I can't escape from.
36:52You got me happy as fuck, bro.
36:53I'm happy as fuck.
36:55I don't know what to say.
36:58Yo, I thought you were going to choose me.
36:59You can't be a real nigga in stilettos, bro.
37:02What the fuck are you doing?
37:04Pitbull's throwing this motherfucking house.
37:07Shit, man.
37:07I belong here.
37:09Dead ass.
37:11Every elimination makes me realize why I belong here even more.
37:15Dead ass.
37:16I'm sorry, but your journey ends tonight.
37:19Skye, how do you feel?
37:20This has been hell for me.
37:21I'm not going to lie.
37:22This has been fucking hell.
37:23Yeah, yeah.
37:24This has been the hardest two days of my life.
37:27Okay, yeah.
37:28You said Ruby's name eight to nine times in our last conversation.
37:32Ruby Rose.
37:33She's bad as fuck.
37:34Ruby.
37:34Ruby Rose.
37:35What the fuck you think I'ma think?
37:37You plotting on me.
37:38She's one of the most beautiful women ever, so I'm like looking around at everyone,
37:42like no shade towards anyone, but I'm like, why are you here with us?
37:45Like, your ex was a baddie.
37:46Why did you let her get away?
37:47You're begging for information.
37:49I don't got it for you.
37:51I ain't got nothing for you.
37:52I know you got the money already, so you don't even give a fuck.
37:55Look how you acting.
37:57I kick her out of here, she don't even give a fuck.
37:59You worry about comfortability.
38:01You, or you want, oh, I was uncomfortable.
38:03I was uncomfortable.
38:04I don't give a fuck.
38:05So many girls out here gotta fight for that hundred thousand dollars.
38:09Motherfuckers out here hungry, man.
38:11If it makes you that upset you're kicking me off for talking about your ex,
38:14maybe you're still hung up on her.
38:17I'm still gonna watch the videos though.
38:19I don't know.
38:21I still jack off too.
38:23As you should.
38:24Yeah.
38:25Mutombo, I think after you turned into Godzilla that night.
38:32You scared everybody on set and you scared my entire team and after you backed me down
38:37in the paint today, I think I realized I'm less of a man standing next to you.
38:41And when I say less of a man, I mean I shouldn't be on my tippy toes when I'm trying
38:46to kiss you.
38:47Girl, I'm 6'3", 300 pounds.
38:49I'm not finna be standing on my tippy toes kissing my wife.
38:52You talking about my wife?
38:53My wife?
38:54Who you referring to?
38:55You referring my wife?
38:57But unfortunately, ladies, it's time to swim.
39:00It's time to go scuba diving.
39:02We still gonna bill you for this.
39:04So you can take this with you.
39:05What the fuck is this, bro?
39:07I know how to keep this, right?
39:08I don't understand why you have a toilet if I cannot sit on it.
39:12That's crazy.
39:13And how the hell you break a toilet seat by sitting on it?
39:16How do you feel?
39:18Final six.
39:21God damn, this is gonna be a hard decision right here.
39:25I gotta sleep on it.
39:26I gotta sleep on it.
39:28But I think tonight, I'm getting in a hot tub.
39:33Let's get in the jacuzzi, ladies!
39:44That got me fucked up!
39:46Yeah!
39:47Cause you pissed me off, but it's okay.
39:49We can start over, babe.
39:51That girl's still talking to herself.
39:53I really do real life have an OCD.
39:56It's more important to me to do this
39:58than to be in there fucking with them
40:01bird brainy ass bitches.
40:03I don't know, Selena's being fucking annoying.
40:04We threw some water on her, whatever.
40:08Who did that?
40:10Stop!
40:11All day, she's been talking about getting me back,
40:13and that's fine.
40:14But when I was walking up the stairs,
40:15she started throwing it at me.
40:16Bitch!
40:18It's just water!
40:20It's just water from her ass!
40:22Selena, who brought her out?
40:24Ow!
40:25Can't stop, won't stop.
40:27Selena's the dumbest bitch I've ever met.
40:30The dumbest bitch.
40:31She's lights on, no one home.
40:33Yo, dead ass, my finger is definitely broken.
40:37Cut.
40:39No, my finger's for sure broken, bitch.
40:42And then I went to go take a shower,
40:44you know, whatever, we're even.
40:45And she's waiting outside the door for me.
40:47You like it.
40:48And I'm not gonna let her sneak attack me,
40:50so I filled up that trash can,
40:51opened the door, and launched that shit at her,
40:53and beat her up.
40:54Bitch!
40:55You suck, bitch!
40:56Come on, bitch!
40:56Whoop that hose.
40:58Whoop that hose.
40:59Okay.
41:01Whoop that hose.
41:03Ooh, she whoopin' shit in here.
41:05Yeah, you need that.
41:06I don't give a fuck.
41:07You need that.
41:08And I ain't gonna hold you,
41:09Maliki ate that up, took all her tracks out.
41:12You can see her hair's a little...
41:14thin.
41:16That bitch fought with her feet, duh.
41:17The bitch used her feet.
41:19Her dirty, crusty feet.
41:20Ooh, I love it when you walk like that.
41:23I can't lie with that old man.
41:25Welcome to the Could Have Been Love Villa Hot Tub.
41:33It's about time you romance me,
41:35because you've been so easy.
41:40And never gave lunch.
41:42And natural.
41:43Yeah.
41:43And why that ass shaped like a heart?
41:45I never said I was natural.
41:47I never said that.
41:48Did you guys kiss at all?
41:51We did not kiss at all,
41:53but it's honestly because of me,
41:55because I didn't get to brush my teeth.
41:57That's you, this is the shape better than me.
41:58You're kind of like a...
41:59That you like.
42:00It ain't, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't a sphere.
42:02I'll tell you that.
42:03I just want to know right now,
42:04you think these bitches are shaped better than me?
42:06This is ass shots, not a VPL.
42:10I don't see them being happy with anybody else.
42:12It's going to be me.
42:15That's what it take, you got what it take.
42:17Baby, just relax, put your back till it breaks.
42:19As they indulge on fine wines and chica cheetah,
42:23it becomes easier to see which of these chicas is a cheater.
42:29I've been waiting for you.
42:30Hell yeah.
42:32I missed you.
42:33Why are you playing with me?
42:35Damn, you splashes.
42:37I got some food for you.
42:40Come on now.
42:41Ain't never going to leave without no food without you.
42:44I ain't never going to leave the house with no food without you.
42:48He was feeding me fruits.
42:51Ain't got a little spicy.
42:52Let me see if I can pick you up.
42:54You can.
42:55Ah, help!
43:01Who your mama, who your mama, who your mama, who your mama?
43:04Yes, daddy, I missed you.
43:06I had needed that.
43:07See, you can't handle it.
43:09Yeah.
43:09You're scared.
43:12Oh, that, that, that.
43:25I really am fucking hungry.
43:30Get out of the food.
43:35Hey!
43:36Get it!
43:37Now, fuck security.
43:41I look like a fucking Frenchie.
43:44On the season finale of Could Have Been Love.
43:48Finale.
43:49We have booked a luxurious beach club for you all to attend.
43:52One of you sitting in this room right here will win $100,000.
43:57I'm really excited.
43:58My man is taking me on a date.
43:59The put boy ain't going nowhere.
44:01I got to show a little bit of skin.
44:03And I got to keep these hoes on them motherfucking toes.
44:05We shall not let them escape their past.
44:08Bring in the axes.
44:09You got a ****.
44:10No.
44:11I don't remember that when I changed your diapers, motherfucker.
44:13The winner of season two of Could Have Been Love is...
44:17If you need to bring a proper to a diaper, don't say.
44:20Rich.
44:22It could have been love.
44:25Could have been love.
44:31Don't miss out.
44:32If you want more episodes like this every week, subscribe right now.
44:36Also, don't forget to like and comment who you want to be voted off the next episode.
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