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Lucky Luke S01E02 (2026)
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00:04Evil has struck our peaceful little town of Albuquerque.
00:09Charlie Willow, a devout school teacher and a pillar of our community,
00:14has been kidnapped under terrible circumstances.
00:19Who did this? Why did they do this? How did they do this?
00:24I promise every one of these questions will be answered.
00:27You can count on me, fellow citizens, as governor of New Mexico.
00:31I am at your service, as always.
00:34And at the service of justice.
00:38Sign, Elizabeth Z.
00:40Elizabeth with a Z, and Z with a Z.
00:44As always, I remain.
00:46Okay, you're not finished.
00:47The protector of the tired and oppressed of this nation.
00:51Okay, send it to the Bordel and Herald, front page only.
00:57I said to be discreet, and meticulous.
01:01She fought back.
01:02So what? You better fix this, lieutenant, or else this whole thing will blow up in our face in a
01:06very non-meticulous way.
01:15Our project's final date is in 13 days.
01:18Before then, it is crucial that you and your men capture and question the schoolteacher.
01:22I need to know what she knows.
01:24Who she's working with.
01:27Speaking of which, have you identified the third person living here?
01:31The third?
01:47Her name is Louise.
01:49And based on her book, she can't be older than 18.
01:52Your target list just got longer, lieutenant.
01:54So throw that adobe in a mass grave and start your search.
01:59Okay, I got it all.
02:02Uh, so for adobe, should I put that in quotes?
02:06Given the fact that it's a bit racist and we're not talking about pottery.
02:10Are you still taking notes?
02:11That's not for the paper.
02:12What we're doing is illegal.
02:14Oh.
02:16Okay, so where should I stop?
02:19Okay.
02:32So where should I stop?
02:45What?
02:47Can't a guy change his mind?
02:59Haven't spotted her horse.
03:01Hope she didn't skip out of town.
03:10Guess not.
03:25What happened with her?
03:26Her?
03:27She's dangerous.
03:29To herself and the people around her.
03:31Did she try to run away?
03:32Yeah, four times.
03:34But she's no good at it.
03:35This time she hit in the middle of a herd of cows.
03:38She was even mooing.
03:40She was almost trampled to death.
03:42So I had no choice.
03:43I had to cover.
03:47She's uncontrollable.
03:48Another hour with her and I was a goner.
03:51And I survived two Mexican revolutions, I'll have you know.
03:57Go rest, my friend.
03:58I'll get her under control.
04:00Hey!
04:00No one controls me.
04:04No one.
04:07Okay.
04:13You're real lucky I'm tied up.
04:15Or else I'd knock your teeth out.
04:17Knock your lights out.
04:19Knock your horse out.
04:20You don't know who you're messing with.
04:22You don't know where I'm from.
04:24Albuquerque?
04:25I don't mean literally.
04:34You sure you don't want me to untie you?
04:35I don't want your help.
04:36That's not what you said yesterday.
04:38Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
04:39You think I'm going to sit here waiting for your help all day?
04:41I don't need you.
04:42You don't know the Wild West.
04:44The Wild West doesn't know me, okay?
04:45Okay.
04:45I don't know.
04:54So good?
04:56You staying tied up?
04:57I'm not hungry.
04:58Plus, there are no veggies.
04:59Wrong.
04:59It's got red beans.
05:00Yeah, but it's a legume.
05:01Grows in the dirt, right?
05:02It's a vegetable.
05:14So, let's get back to your case.
05:17Tell me about Charlie.
05:24How did you know my mom's name was Charlie?
05:29You said so.
05:30But I didn't.
05:31You did?
05:31Nope.
05:32Yeah, you did.
05:33Yesterday, you said we have to go save my mom, whose name was Charlie.
05:36That so doesn't sound like me.
05:38Whatever.
05:38Back to the case.
05:39You said your dad wasn't around.
05:41So, I guess there's no...
05:42No.
05:43No childhood sweetheart.
05:45No companion.
05:46No banjo player.
05:47What does that have to do with anything?
05:48She could have gone to them for help.
05:50No.
05:51The only man in our lives was Tucum.
05:54Sianita?
05:55Yeah.
05:56But that's not his real name.
05:58I nicknamed him Tucum because I took him as my grandpa.
06:01But his real name is Broken Wing.
06:10I waited for my mom all night.
06:18In the early morning, I noticed an opening behind the shelf.
06:45And I found this.
06:47Behind the bookcase.
06:50You found Charlie's gun in that bag?
06:52How'd you know?
06:53That's the kind of bag you keep to run away.
06:55Run away from what?
06:55She's a teacher.
06:57What else is in it?
07:00Some bullets.
07:02A bunch of matches.
07:03A knife.
07:04I mean, it's still a lady's travel bag, so I'll spare you the perfume, lipstick, headscarf.
07:12But the most surprising thing in here is a sheriff's star.
07:23I found that in front of the house the other day.
07:25What's weird is those birds don't live here.
07:28Cora gyps atratus.
07:32The black vultures.
07:33Okay.
07:34And how do you know all that?
07:36Charlie overprotected me.
07:37My only friends were my books.
07:40Well, you ought to thank her.
07:42Because now we have a lead.
07:44We're going to Mafia Town.
07:51We're going to have a lead.
08:40The feather you found belongs to a fence who lives here.
08:44Scavenger Mary.
08:45Yeah, she's just like a vulture, with feathers in her top hat.
08:48But Tukum, do you think she...
08:51No, she's not a killer.
08:53But she might have seen who did it.
08:55Hang on, Missy.
08:56So listen, we're going to question her, but we'll do it my way.
09:01Calmly, discreetly, and by staying out of trouble.
09:04My hand's not fully healed, okay?
09:21Foreclosure notice. Doug Dugson Bank? What is this?
09:24A notice that the bank now owns her store.
09:27What it means is that...
09:28Scavenger's in jail.
09:29For fencing?
09:30No. Living in debt.
09:33We have to talk to her.
09:34Hey, it's $100 to see her.
09:36That's the price of a horse.
09:38Those are the sheriff's orders?
09:39That's robbery.
09:40I'd be careful, girl, because insulting a sheriff's deputy is $200.
09:43Don't mind her.
09:44We'll go see the sheriff.
09:46You'll find him in the saloon.
09:48Ask for Doug Dugson.
09:49The banker?
09:50The banker, the sheriff, and the saloon manager.
09:55Okay, thank you.
09:57Hey, come on.
10:03Hang on.
10:04You're going to let him boss us around?
10:06I don't want things to go sideways, given the symbol on his neck.
10:09What is it? A tattoo? A scar?
10:11He was branded with an iron, just like cattle.
10:21Hello. We're looking for Doug Dugson.
10:23Well, then look no further.
10:26But I'm warning you, if you're from the health department, everything here is spotless, perfectly legal, and sheriff approved.
10:37I bet it is, given the number of deputies who help you enforce the law.
10:46That's a nice collection.
10:48Ah, those. Those are my pride and joy.
10:52Some people display their diplomas, I show my foreclosures.
10:55Mr. Dugson's a humanitarian, an educated investor.
10:59Oh, and let's not forget to mention his good looks.
11:01Are they as good as his whiskey?
11:03Five dollars a shot, that's four too many, right?
11:07You, what do you think?
11:09Oh, well, you know better than me.
11:12Exactly.
11:13Well, then a round of ten dollars shots for everyone.
11:19Paid for by you.
11:21Me?
11:24Yes, with pleasure, sir. Of course.
11:33Here's to Doug Dugson.
11:39You know, before he got here, this town was financially ruined because of all the bank robberies.
11:43In total, we lost $213,000.
11:46Aha, let me guess.
11:47Dugson shows up with $213,000 and opens up a new bank.
11:51Hey, how did you know that?
11:52Hey, Blabbermouth, stop your chattering.
11:55You're disturbing the customers.
12:04Don't worry about it.
12:06It's such an honor to be strangled by a man who's so successful.
12:09I think he got your point.
12:10And I think he's willing to pay me good money to keep on going.
12:14Isn't that right?
12:26For that much, you can swallow his tongue.
12:29For that much, let go of him.
12:30It's going to take more than that to stop the long arm of the law.
12:34Like, for instance, your shiny colt that you're just itching to use.
12:59You know, both your belts are pretty nice, too.
13:11You have to go see the mayor.
13:13If anyone can restore authority in this town, he can.
13:17Hey, Louise, you listening?
13:20Yeah, the mayor, town authority and all that.
13:22Okay, let's go.
13:23No, I think I'm going to stay here because, well, if we leave the horses alone, given what's going on,
13:32I bet they'll get impounded.
13:34Okay.
13:36You stay put?
13:37Yep, promise.
13:38I'll just be here if I'm wanted.
13:39I mean, needed.
13:40Why wanted?
13:41Because wanted can mean so many different things to all sorts of people.
13:59Mr. Mayor, you're the only one who can unite the citizens.
14:02Yeah, I know.
14:04Help them defend themselves against Dogson and his swindling methods.
14:08It's all legal.
14:08That's the catch.
14:10They were broke.
14:11The only bank in town dishing out loans charging sky-high interest rates.
14:15As a result, he made all the indebted vendors go bankrupt.
14:18He bought their stores for a dollar, so he owns everything and controls the prices.
14:21And those who don't pay, go to jail.
14:23But if he hadn't robbed the bank, no one would be broke.
14:26Yes, I know.
14:27But we've never been able to prove it.
14:28And since the current sheriff won't investigate himself...
14:32You're right, this won't be simple.
14:33But now, Mr. Mayor, we better get going.
14:36My thoughts exactly.
14:38Hang on, you're not leaving, are you?
14:40Of course not.
14:40Heaven forbid.
15:10Don't you damn move.
15:12That's right.
15:13Surprise!
15:15Hell, I don't know what you're keeping me from putting a hole in.
15:19You got a .38 behind your head.
15:22And another one in your back.
15:27Your turn.
15:30Who are you?
15:35Billy the Kid?
15:37Luke?
15:39Aw, dang it.
15:40I was fooled by the bottle trick again.
15:42What are you doing here?
15:43Nothing bad.
15:44Nothing bad?
15:45You almost killed my...
15:46Fellow partner?
15:46Trainee, you mean.
15:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:48I wasn't gonna pop her.
15:51She's my wife.
15:52What?
15:53Oh, yeah.
15:54Mrs. the Kid.
15:56Mrs. the Kid.
16:04You got married to Billy the Kid?
16:05Yeah, real quick.
16:06Whoa.
16:07I was looking for my mom.
16:08I had no horse.
16:09I was in a hurry.
16:10I ran into him in a small town.
16:12Didn't know who he was.
16:13So when I saw that he liked me, I said, hey, let's get married.
16:15He said, okay, let's get married.
16:16So we got married.
16:17He got really drunk to celebrate.
16:18And I took off with his horse.
16:20That seems normal.
16:21Oh, it's fine that this happens all the time here.
16:22What are you talking about?
16:23You're saying this doesn't happen here?
16:24You don't.
16:25You're right.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Kind of.
16:26But that's not even the problem.
16:27The problem is he's the worst desperado in history.
16:30No need to worry about that, Luke.
16:31I'm not the worst.
16:33And not a desperado either.
16:35I was a child star, but now I'm nothing.
16:39What happened to you?
16:41Hubert-y man.
16:43It messed me up good.
16:45The acne, the growing pains, and zero muscle mass.
16:48I sounded like a bullfrog.
16:50No one recognized me anymore.
16:53I was no longer the kid.
16:56Just Billy.
16:58So just now, when you said my full name, I almost cried.
17:04I've been doubting myself lately.
17:06I have asthma and a bunch of other weird stuff.
17:09I was released for good behavior.
17:12I fell in love.
17:15And then I filed a complaint for the horse.
17:19I filed a complaint.
17:33It's time.
17:34First Dawson, then scavenger Mary.
17:36You two stay here.
17:38Luke?
17:40Luke, where are you going?
17:42I'm gonna run for mayor.
17:44We'll need everybody to beat him.
17:46That's how we'll get Mary out of jail.
17:48Why don't we just shoot them all?
17:50Hey, my mom's in danger.
17:52Do you want to save her or not?
17:53Do you?
17:54Do you want to save her?
17:55When you provoke people?
17:57When you steal things?
17:58When you act before thinking?
17:59The truth is, you're not trying to save her.
18:02You're pretending to be a cowboy.
18:03So let me do what I have to do.
18:06And you, you listen to me.
18:08You find a way to get rid of him.
18:13Citizens, today is a great day for our beautiful democracy to fully and freely express itself.
18:19Let us rejoice in this wonderful opportunity you've been given to anonymously cast your vote for me.
18:27However, should anyone wish to initiate a debate, they may come forward and join me on stage.
18:37I'd like to initiate a debate.
18:44And I think I'll initiate it from right here.
18:47Go ahead.
18:52Citizens of...
18:53Speak up, sir.
18:53We can't hear you.
18:55But please, continue.
18:59Citizens of...
19:00That's right, of Mafia Town.
19:02Exactly.
19:03Go on.
19:15Billy.
19:17I wanted to tell you that I...
19:20Well, I love you too.
19:21No, that's not it.
19:22I wanted to say I'm sorry for running off like that.
19:25Oh.
19:26Did you find my note?
19:32Sorry about the horse.
19:34Sorry about the wedding.
19:35This is the worst goodbye note ever written.
19:39Thing is, I'm looking for my mom.
19:40She was kidnapped.
19:43I don't even know if she's still alive.
19:46Every second that goes by, she's a step farther from me.
19:49Waiting around makes me want to scream.
19:55And so I took your horse.
19:59And what does that look like?
20:01A mom.
20:03Because I didn't really get to know mine.
20:06I don't know other moms.
20:07I only know mine.
20:09And mine is.
20:12Mine is.
20:27Billy, want to go stick up someone with me?
20:35That's a bunch of nonsense.
20:37I'd like to point out that my opponent's speaking time has almost run out.
20:40Ladies and gentlemen, I only have one thing to...
20:49One thing to say.
20:51Which is...
20:54In the face of such eloquence...
20:59Let's vote!
21:00No, you can't vote yet.
21:01Step right up and cast your vote for Doug Doxley.
21:04That's right.
21:06People.
21:07Very good.
21:08It's democracy in motion.
21:22How's your asthma attack?
21:23Is it finished?
21:24Yeah, but I wanted to rob someone.
21:26Not free the competition.
21:27Okay, let's go on three.
21:29One, two...
21:29Wait, hang on a second.
21:31On three?
21:32Or on thirteen?
21:34Thirteen's not bad.
21:35It gives us time to...
21:36What are you doing?
21:36I told you to stay there and get rid of them.
21:38Get rid of who?
21:39Let me do that.
21:40What about you?
21:41Weren't you supposed to win the elections?
21:42So?
21:43So?
21:44Change of plans.
21:45How many are there inside?
21:47Hmm.
21:49Hmm.
21:50Both.
21:51One, one, two, three...
22:04Oh!
22:13Oh, no.
22:45Wow, he Lucky Luke'd them.
22:53Lucky Luke?
22:57You're freeing us?
22:58I'm Aerie.
23:00The others are in the back.
23:01You take care of her.
23:11We figured if we knocked her out, she'd be easier to carry.
23:14Oh, you mean as opposed to when she's awake and walking?
23:17Hmm?
23:17Hey, it's my first jailbreak.
23:19And Calamity Jean always knocks out the people she kidnaps.
23:22Well, maybe she doesn't need to make them talk.
23:31Yeah, she's dead.
23:32No, look, she's breathing.
23:33You can be dead and be breathing.
23:34Sure.
23:35Okay, and the prisoners?
23:36What about them?
23:37They locked themselves in their cell.
23:38They're too scared of Dogson.
23:40Okay.
23:41So even free, they're not free.
23:43We have to stop Dogson.
23:44What about my mom?
23:46The point is to save my mom.
23:47Okay, so what do you want to do?
23:48Do you want to knock her out again to wake her up?
23:50Okay, Billy.
23:55What?
23:57And we're going to need your help.
23:59Yes!
24:03I'm sorry.
24:16Money.
24:16Bags.
24:18Two minutes.
24:20Nice.
24:21Direct.
24:22Not too many words, so he can't recognize you, Luke.
24:25Lucky Luke?
24:26Never heard of him.
24:27Have you become a desperado?
24:28No, but you're becoming annoying.
24:31Everybody stay calm.
24:32I'll get the money.
24:33That was a good bank robber line.
24:36Two thirty-three.
24:37Two thirty-four.
24:39Two hundred and thirty-five out of two hundred and thirty-five votes.
24:41Dogson wins by an absolute, absolute majority.
24:44Yay!
24:46Thank you very much, my friend.
24:47I would like to applaud my opponent for his vain attempt to...
24:54Where did that little weasel go?
24:58Find him.
25:06Perfect.
25:07Now, keep it loose in the hips.
25:10One.
25:11Two.
25:13Three.
25:15Four.
25:18Would you kindly turn around, Luke?
25:20Real slow.
25:21Two.
25:32Would you kindly look in your holster?
25:54You're fast, Luke.
26:04Can I buy you a drink?
26:07A dollar won't even buy you a shot of whiskey here.
26:09Well, the dollar's not to buy you a drink. It's to buy your bar.
26:13Hey, did you guys hear what he just said?
26:18Yeah, I might be a bit short, but that's normal.
26:21Because I bought your horses, all your weapons, and all your men.
26:26I even bought new teeth for one of them.
26:28You're all alone, Doug.
26:34And where did you find the money for this?
26:36I went to your bank.
26:42Like he said, we bought all your weapons.
26:50I'll report you to the county, to the state, to the Supreme Court.
26:55You're a bunch of crooks!
26:56You thieves. You're a bunch of crooks!
26:59Winkler! Magic!
27:09Come and get your foreclosures!
27:13Yeah!
27:14Yeah!
27:16Yeah!
27:17Yeah!
27:19Yeah!
27:21Yeah!
27:22Yeah!
27:23Yeah!
27:23Yeah!
27:27Wait, what?
27:29You're welcome.
27:30I mean, it's new to me to hear that.
27:33I like it.
27:38He's right, thank you.
27:41No, wait, don't let go.
27:43I want to thank you, too.
28:01You don't like thank you too much, do you?
28:03I usually leave before that.
28:04We're already late.
28:05Let's go.
28:05The three of us?
28:06No way.
28:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:09We're not taking him with us.
28:10Look how cute he is.
28:12They are always lonesome.
28:15Under one condition.
28:16You're responsible for him.
28:18You won't even notice him.
28:19I won't feed him.
28:20I won't clean up after him.
28:21It's funny.
28:22It sounds like you're talking about a puppy.
28:24Pardon?
28:24Hey, I don't mind at all.
28:25I'm flattered.
28:29Thanks for getting me out of jail.
28:30But as for your claim, I'm sure it's some kind of judicial error.
28:33That bracelet belongs to my mom.
28:36You stole it from her.
28:37No, I found the beads on the ground.
28:39On top of it, the string is mine.
28:41Well, I found your feather on my front porch.
28:43Mary.
28:47Okay, you're right.
28:49I was scavenging in the area.
28:50I heard a gunshot and yelling, and by the time I got there,
28:53I saw a stagecoach pulling away with a woman bound inside.
28:55That's when I saw the bead on the porch.
28:57You didn't go into the house?
28:58Well, no, because there was a trail of beads on the road.
29:00She was dropping them to be rescued.
29:01Well, I was doing my job as an outlaw and followed them all the way to the frickin' boonies.
29:06But that's where I saw the stagecoach again.
29:08It was stopped.
29:09Halted.
29:10That's a good thing, right?
29:11It's not that great, really.
29:13The gang of bandits was robbing it.
29:15Which bandits?
29:21They were dressed in yellow.
29:23And black.
29:24And they were four.
29:31Who?
29:43No one of them.
29:45They were quite a bit.
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